Thread 33450924

How can I be more like him?
I’m a man obv

>>33450924 (OP)

Be 6 3 and good hair and relatively decent face genes (when he chooses to be lean)

he wouldn't have even half his fanbase if he was 5 8 with glasses

>>33450924 (OP)
>I’m a man obv
By which you mean a FTM?

>>33450962
I thought girls just love him because he’s a passionate lib?

>>33450962
>he wouldn't have even half his fanbase if he was 5 8 with glasses
he definitely would

just take one look at chapo, you don't need any sex appeal whatsoever to have a huge leftist audience

>>33450993
yeah they definitely love him for his stunning bravery and insightful takes... definitely

>>33451112
>le sarcasm
Then why doesn’t Sam hyde get the attention hasan does when he’s even taller than him?
Checkmate inkie

>>33451133
idk what an inkie is and sam hyde is more cringe but less retarded than hasan thoughbeit

>>33450924 (OP)
It’s actually crazy the left has more streamers with sex appeal than the right

>>33451157
Well, that's because the left has more women. Two plus two equals performative attractive male liberals.

>>33451157
it's not crazy, fat uggos become chuds, whereas hollyweirdos, models and singers are all libs or lefties.

>>33451133
>ignores the fact that Sam is ugly af
retard

>>33451104
It's about having a "fanbase" outside of your echo chamber. I can't tell which one of those is chapo. Also no one ever wants to look like those or hbomberguy. The are known because of their videos. Hasan because of his looks and not whatever his take is.

>>33451400
>moving the goalposts
Kek

>>33450924 (OP)
>How can I be more like him?
Start sucking a lot of dick and stretch your asshole until you can fit a bad dragon dildo inside.

>>33451432
I already know that you are a retard, no need to proof it further
>decent face genes
>>33450962

>no need to proof it
>>proof

Uh oh melty

>>33450993
this is the real issue, same with destiny btw

>>33450924 (OP)
Nobody ever mentions his nosejob. This girl (male) got a nosejob. Do you guys thinks fucking Turkroaches have dainty noses like this? No, he had a big ugly brown honker and he got it cut down by a semi skilled Turkish beauty clinic. So get a nosejob like this loser.

>>33450924 (OP)
you can't. You need rich parents.

plus he's nothing hot, he has the shittiest fucking takes, he's a brainwashed piece of shit, the only thing he gets RIGHT which is something you can TOTALLY do, is eat well and go to the gym.
and he probably surrounds himself with people who constantly lick his ballsack so that helps as well, you can do that also if you go to enough social events while looking fit and healthy and carrying an outgoing open and good attitude

>>33451817
he's on fin or something too which is hilarious, if he started showing obvious signs of balding his viewership would drop like a hot potato

>>33453194
Kek, I'm guessing because he did roids for a while right?

>luxury cars
>luxury dog
>>hurr eat the rich bro

Liberals do not claim the chavenist ML narcissist who would kill his political opposition and condone systematic rape.
You wanna be like him? What a joke.
You couldn't pay me to be like that skinwalker.
It's just a lowly narcissist born into a oil baron family larping as an oppressed people mouthpiece. If you wanna look like him just wear grandma clothes and be evil.