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Seriously No.33452022 [Report] >>33452055 >>33452061 >>33452071 >>33452098 >>33452257 >>33455075 >>33455877 >>33457141 >>33457153 >>33457237 >>33459976 >>33460072
Let me give you men advice on how to get a woman.
1: Remember, women are PEOPLE. Human beings. They have thoughts, rights, and feelings and you NEED to respect them the same way you expect respect for yourself.

2: Get therapy. Everyone needs it.

3: Remember that a woman DOES NOT OWE YOU SEX. There are many reasons she might not want to sleep with you and they're ALL valid. You MUST take no for an answer and move on.

4: Bathe daily, use antiperspirant, brush your teeth at least twice a day but preferably after every meal. (You can carry toothbrushes and toothpaste with you. I do.) Smelling good means people, including women, want to be around you.

5: Be fully vaccinated and be vocally pro-vaccine. Being an anti-vaxxer is morally bankrupt because you're not only risking your life, but the lives of those who cannot be vaccinated for LEGITIMATE reasons such as proven allergies, being too young to get certain vaccines, immunocompromised, etc. When you're unvaccinated & get sick you risk spreading that disease to those who can't be vaccinated and they could DIE because of YOU. Morally speaking, there's no difference between being an anti-vaxxer and being a mass shooter.

6: Get ahold of and release the FULL and UNREDACTED Epstein Files. Out ALL the peophiles. Trump, Clinton, etc. Look how women are still WILD for The Adjuster who took out an evil CEO who killed tons of people with his policies, and are wild for Luigi just for being accused of being The Adjuster even though there's no real proof. (And also he doesn't match the photo. For one thing Luigi has a unibrow, The Adjuster does not. Eyebrow hair doesn't grow back that fast. Even if you shave it rather than wax or thread.) Trust me, if you out all those pedophiles you'll be SWIMMING in pussy.
Anonymous No.33452055 [Report] >>33455081 >>33457447
>>33452022 (OP)
>BRO BRO, listen getting women is so easy dude
>look here, listen, so basically all you gotta do is not kick every dog you see on the sidewalk while out and about
>trust me bro that's all it takes, it's so easy
>what always worked for me bro is this: Try not pushing elderly women into oncoming traffic
>Holy shit, that one's a game changer, trust me
>But here's the thing bro, basically qll you gotta do is just not physically assault children and disabled people
>OMG bro women will go crazy for you if you just aren't a nuisance
>But most importantly: TAKE A SHOWER
>literally vhanged my life, who knew letting water drop on your body would transform your life like that, I mean at tjat point women are practically obligated to sleep with you
Anonymous No.33452061 [Report]
>>33452022 (OP)
>6

I'm holding but I think I'll sit on them for a while. It's just not the right time.
Anonymous No.33452066 [Report]
Nice bait!
Anonymous No.33452071 [Report]
>>33452022 (OP)
>/adv/ has decent bait again
We're so back
Anonymous No.33452098 [Report] >>33452106 >>33460271
>>33452022 (OP)
>just bend to female's will incel goy
>yes, chad fuxx, beta buxx but that's just natural selection so accept it.
>do not hate women and revolt incel goy. shut up and stay put. if women want you to be eradicated from the genepool, you should not question it incel goy
um... fuck foids, fuck gynocrats, fuck simps, fuck chads and yes, fuck jannies & trannies.
I don't care about your retarded ramble and I'm still rollin with the revolution
Anonymous No.33452106 [Report] >>33452117 >>33460271
>>33452098
Your genes are bad
Your genes are not good enough to continue
You will die a virgin
Anonymous No.33452117 [Report]
>>33452106
>YoUr gEneS ar bAd
So are that of womemes and chads. Now go suck chad's cock you cuckoldry loving catamite
Anonymous No.33452257 [Report]
>>33452022 (OP)
Thanks, and here's one for you.
Anonymous No.33455075 [Report]
>>33452022 (OP)
>women are PEOPLE
you lost me
Anonymous No.33455081 [Report]
>>33452055
>just not physically assault children
easy
>and disabled people
and there's the catch
Anonymous No.33455877 [Report]
>>33452022 (OP)
It's a rather sad indication of the state of 4chan that a post that is obviously intended to be recognised as trolling contains the advice "Women are people" and "Women do not owe you sex". Those are, in fact, quite good advice. "Don't smell bad" is sensible too.
Anonymous No.33457141 [Report]
>>33452022 (OP)
Why should I trust therapy whenever I talk to people who have gone through therapy they've been insufferable faggots. I'm aware I have issues however I'd much rather deal with them personally than have some glorified quack support my delusions.
Anonymous No.33457153 [Report]
>>33452022 (OP)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Anonymous No.33457237 [Report] >>33457374
>>33452022 (OP)
>Women are people
Women don't want to be seen. I put interest in getting to know them and ask them questions, they give vague answers as if they were not people.

>women don't owe you sex
You have a right to sexuality, and a right to a partner who gives it to you. People get mad because women lead on, never open up, and after a lot of effort reveal they never wanted sex in the first place. This is betrayal of trust. Move along is the right decision, but this behavior should NOT be encouraged.

The rest is useless schizo babble.

The problem here is women aren't open to meet people, no matter what you do, unless you can inject yourself into their social circle like a virus, they won't participate with you at all.

Women are seen as objects because they behave like objects. The burden of being a good fucking vulnerable honest person can't all rely on men.
Anonymous No.33457374 [Report] >>33457531
>>33457237
Sex requires the labor of others, you do NOT have a right to ANYTHING that requires the labor of others. If you did, that would imply another human is compelled to perform that labor for you which is a violation of his or her freedom.

If you read the actual US bill of rights you’ll notice they’re all things the government promises NOT to do, e.g. “we promise to never put soldiers in your house”. None of them are acts of labor that the government promises to perform on your behalf, since that would require them to force a human being to do that labor.
Anonymous No.33457447 [Report]
>>33452055
>>literally vhanged my life
lost at the typo
Anonymous No.33457531 [Report] >>33457551 >>33457682
>>33457374
Bad analysis of the BoR. It isn't a list of things the government promises not to do. It is a recognition of rights endowed upon free white men by God that the government can never have a right to infringe upon. Your wording is what has lead to the government repeatedly violating it.
Anonymous No.33457551 [Report]
>>33457531
I am a well endowed African
Anonymous No.33457682 [Report]
>>33457531
your reasoning makes so little sense that I’m convinced you’re a low-spec LLM
Anonymous No.33459976 [Report]
>>33452022 (OP)
If I meet you IRL, I'll shoot you in between your eyes, make the hole large enough to skull fuck you. Then I'll set fire to your dead corpse.
Anonymous No.33460008 [Report]
I have opinions, reply to me
Anonymous No.33460072 [Report]
>>33452022 (OP)
Meh (5) is a bit anachronistic. Should have changed to something about Palestine.
Anonymous No.33460271 [Report]
>>33452106
>>33452098

are women the only arbiter of gene fitness? no. men primarily self-select:

The sexual struggle is of two kinds; in the one it is between the individuals of the same sex, generally the male sex, in order to drive away or kill their rivals, the females remaining passive; whilst in the other, the struggle is likewise between the individuals of the same sex, in order to excite or charm those of the opposite sex, generally the females, which no longer remain passive, but select the more agreeable partners. -Charles Darwin
https://sourcebooks.fordham.edu/mod/1871darwin-desc3.asp