Thread 33457114

>35
>NEET for basically entire life
>no high school or college education
>dropped out of school in 9th grade
>never worked
>have left house maybe 6times in past 15 years
>0 social skills
>obese
>never had a face to face interaction with someone my own age throughout my teens and 20s
>ginger
>never had a job
>can't drive
>never had friends
>parents are broke so I won't inherit anything
>no skills
>never exercised in my entire life
>raynaud's phenomenon
>bruxism
>have had probably fewer than 10 irl interactions within the past 20 years
How do I get out of this? I've literally just played video games since dropping out of high school when I was 15. It was pretty fun but my parents' money is running out and I’m being kicked out in November. How hard are 6 figure jobs to get?

>>33457114 (OP)
this has to be a larp

>>33457114 (OP)
>NEET for basically entire life
I won't read it.

help

The only way you can get out of this is enlisting in the army. Lose weight, sell your rights to uncle sam and maybe you'll be good. I don't know.
This is probably fake though but there's people in this position right now, so.

>>33457114 (OP)
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>>33457114 (OP)
>How hard are 6 figure jobs to get?

Nothing "unskilled" really pays 6 figures, and it's a long term goal or a goal for people who went to trade school etc.

Realistically in the short term your best option is DoorDash and the delivery gig market. It's not going to pay a ton, but you can actually get paid.

The good news though is that 6 Figures for the lifestyle you described is complete fucking overkill. If you live in a studio/efficiency apartment you can live off like 60k a year and continue to buy basically as many video games as you want.

You're going to need to get a car anyway if you want a job.

>>33457114 (OP)
Acquire cocaine and steroids from deep web markets. I'm not even joking. A hole this deep needs a radical personality change to climb out of.

Op posts this weekly btw

>>33459359
He needs to enlist in the army the man's 35

>>33457114 (OP)
I know this is a meme or someone larping but if you're genuinely in a dire circumstance like this, you need to join the army, get broken down, and rebuilt, there's not much else that can salvage you to the level you need

Posted every single day for over a year now

>>33457114 (OP)
I haven't seen this post before

>>33457114 (OP)
I have checked out of the jewish prison bus

>quit wagie job
>sold everything I had in my name
>all property I own is in somebody else name
>stopped renewing IDs
>stopped paying taxes
>stopped paying car insurance/plates
>free groceries and free techslop (lots of it is hidden in the back nowadays but there are still plenty on the shelves)
Fridge is always packed, I have no bills, obligations, responsibilities or worries.

I am free.