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Anonymous No.33459230 >>33460379 >>33460382 >>33460503 >>33460591 >>33460599 >>33460602 >>33460604 >>33460614 >>33460630 >>33460643 >>33460657 >>33460685 >>33460698 >>33460704 >>33460741 >>33460765 >>33460837 >>33461104 >>33461110 >>33462671
what jobs are there for acoustic/social anxiety/retarded/dumb ppl? besides manual labor I have a vagina I can't lift anything above 50 pounds

been a neet on and off but i'm running out of money again so I have to start working

I have an associates degree in accounting if that matters? hate accounting tho I cheated through all my classes so I remember next to nothing this was also years ago

all job listings I see are sales and receptionists and customer service slop fuck that shit

i did have a data entry job and it was cozy but i got laid off from that do those even still exist with AI nowadays

help lol
Anonymous No.33460379 >>33461220
>>33459230 (OP)
>pic
where'd you find this abomination
Nano No.33460382 >>33460546 >>33460551
>>33459230 (OP)
None probably kek. Honestly me too but I never finished high school so I'm probably dumber.

I bet you aren't a virgin though you loose girl. Ew. Ew. Smelly.
Anonymous No.33460503
>>33459230 (OP)
Learn to type and get secretarial, clerical or data-input jobs
Anonymous No.33460546
>>33460382
Changed your name cus u got roasted HAH!
Anonymous No.33460551
>>33460382
>nona
Lmfao. Called u a tranny >D
Anonymous No.33460591
>>33459230 (OP)
i swear to fucking christ you are the most annoying person ever u follow me around like a lost fucking puppy and the fucked up thing is you used voodoo to train my dick to only get hard for you you fucking megacunt meglomanical succubus torture cucklord Dickbreath Extra beef with a side of beef pussy wenching GOONER in disguise LIARRRRRRRR
Anonymous No.33460599
>>33459230 (OP)
go make amends with your father b4 i actually beat ts out of you

took my flowers back.
Anonymous No.33460602
>>33459230 (OP)
my dick is way bigger n nicer than that blc dude HAHH

also he sucks at fucking. lmao.
>Sooo good
U just cant stop capping. Shit was actually pitiful
Anonymous No.33460604 >>33460621
>>33459230 (OP)
Decide if you'd rather be comfortable and starving or uncomfortable and fed and then pick the least worst option.
The problem with people like you is that you try to satisfy every single one of your emotions simultaneously.
You can't.
Pick the one you'd rather abandon or circumstance will make you suddenly abandon both and you'll have nobody to blame but your own reluctance.
Anonymous No.33460614
>>33459230 (OP)
i fucked jasmine so hard & so often the whole world knows about it. we didnt do foreplay much but when i did i got her white within 3 strokes. You could've had that too, but your just a stuck up annoying fucking cunt. I coulda poked you so good i'd have you number 1 instead of number 70k on phub LOL. Youn even do porn right. Not without me atleast. Had me suicidal for nothing. Shit weak.
Anonymous No.33460621
>>33460604
Shes weakkkkkkkkkkkkklkkkklll
Even in her retard emotions she had the option to satiate all dem shits
Shes too fckn stubborn to say im sorry for being americas biggest cuntlord pussypopping whore BigToe StankEyed Knife typing Bitch.
Anonymous No.33460630
>>33459230 (OP)
>Queen of Wallachia
LMFAOOOOOOOOO
More like pequeno abajo perra
you cant keep up with the gods.
Anonymous No.33460643
>>33459230 (OP)
Say your sorry right fucking meow
i know your tired of living that shitty life.
Anonymous No.33460657
>>33459230 (OP)
i lost 60lbs & starting glowing after u left
Anonymous No.33460685
>>33459230 (OP)
i see you talm bout you salty cus i left cus i was a jackpot niche your type
bitch i feel the same way about u

come home
Anonymous No.33460698
>>33459230 (OP)
only reason there was ever static between us is bc ur dumbass cant communicate

there ain NAN wrong wit me Narry a red flag i changed so much when i was with you & after you left.

yo ass obviously still loves me so why dont you come home & be happy asf like God intended. You want a big dick? Do you know males get bigger when they're with a girl they are infactuated with? Im getting better in every area cept COCK LENGTH cus yo dumhahh put a bitch hex on my pp

but when you around? i dont know ED. like i never even had it. i dont need no pills this you that got me kickstand'd
Anonymous No.33460704 >>33460745
>>33459230 (OP)
im like handcock n ur the white bitch except the other way around sort of

the further i get from u the more i suffer
Anonymous No.33460741
>>33459230 (OP)
yk what my real flex is?
besides being gorgeous & a sex god
im also unmatched in personality.
i know your obsessed and,
im obsessed with u.
literally what is stopping u from actually being happy.
besides finances on my part but,
im literally fighting God for us
i've said some things tht should have gotten me electrocuted by Him.
WANNA KNOW WHY?
so i can finally sybau & we can be happi happi
Anonymous No.33460745
>>33460704
wait no its the opposite HAHAHA but dont think of it that way
>>33459230 (OP)
I, too, wanted to fuck the brains off my therapist. Pretty sure she could tell to, so goodluck & at attention
>>33459230 (OP)
Sweeet baby if your reading this
I am not a psychopath
I've been around them my whole life
Sometimes i do n say things to keep myself blended in like them
Yes it could still linger on me genuinely
But i need help so bad
Im in danger lowk
Im not one of them
If i had my own spot things would be different
If i had time to heal solo
I could be the greatest man for you
When im solo independent (tutorial mode)
Im a different person
My senses come back to me
Im away from .. them
Please dont leave me.
Give it time.
Do what you gotta do to survive.
Wait for me,
I know your struggling to
We have the same life stories
People dont want us to be together cus we would be fucking powerful
Unstoppable
Any rumor you heard abt me
Is probably untrue
Im fucked up from these fucked up ppl
N i know you are too
Please baby just wait for me
I can save us
First i gotta find a way out
Or wait on God
Dont give up
I know all the pain you go thru
ALL OF IT
I will never leave you
Please dont leave me
I can care for you better than your own kin
And i know you can do the same for me
People like us? We didnt have real family
But we have each other.
We are born to be together.
I dont judge you for your survival
I hope to embrace you in our thrival
Im not a monster, neither are you
Hold on my strong warrior queen
We can talk more about this
When were united
I want us to cry together
Nobody can heal us
Like us
We are the survivors
The people like us, they didnt make it
Hold on my precious angel
You mean so very much to me
-Lole.
>>33460837
I have multiple personalities like you do
But i think the solution
Is literally us being together
It breaks my soul that u wont answer
Lore, the people who were raised like us
Most of them committed
The few rest i heard were strung out
Me and you we are the King Chosen & Queen Chosen
We are the survivors.
We have a story to tell.
Please baby be strong.
We also have to find the others
Like us
It is our job to resuce them
And care for them
Why?
Because we are the ones who lived
We are the strong ones.
It is our God given duty
To be strong for them.
Please hold on.
>>33460852
F*** I**** D**** please dont leave me. You could have hit me up if you needed a roommate. Im not lazy. We could have lived together. All you had to do was say you wanted to move out. We could have searched for jobs together. I would have worked anything. It breaks mi soul that your living with a stranger, but i understand. Please hold on. Im coming princess.
>>33460862
Im not saying we have to be together strictly from our life journeys
But fuck girl
I love you so fucking much. Can you not see it? Can you not see how RARE we are together? Can you understand why your life went the way it did? Why both of our lives did? We have to remain in contact. The others like us.. They would want us to. Please. I cant force you to see the situation the way i see it. & If you think i want you just for your pussy, your 35% right. But i didnt know you had the same past. THERE IS A REASON GOD BROUGHT US TOGETHER. I CANNOT LIVE MY LIFE KNOWING THAT YOUR OUT THERE. NOT OUT OF JEALOUSY OR INSECURITY, BUT AS DEEP GENUINE CONCERN. I LOVE YOU MORE THAN A FRIEND AND LOVER. YOUR LIKE A SOUL LOVER TO ME.
>>33460876
Please baby girl. Can we be friends, atleast? I can be the extrovert if we stay in contact. If i move on, the women i get with wont hit the same. They wont have the same pain that i carry, and the men you get with wont understand you or will judge your crazyness (i luv it). Even down to the syncronocities. They're diabolically similar. Please bebecita. Were meant to be together. I have a big penis 4u. I have alot more than that but if thats what u need i have it.
>>33460886
You can do whatever you want with me. You can have whatever you want. Your asks are always yes & amen. If i get the moneys big time, you can control it if it makes you feel more in control. Pleeease girl you can have whatever. I can change whatever. I just want you. So bad.
>>33460895
Your sexual past means NAN to me
I can out do every single bum u been with in bed
But i want u more than just that
I can heal you. I can heal your body and soul.
I can truly make you happy and help you guide yourself thru your emotions.
I have felt everything you have felt
Youn need a therapist. I can break off all your shit. Its nothing to me. Dont you know im a survivalist expert?
>>33460900
I dont care if you talked shit abt me behind my back & its the reason you wont talk to me in public. I dont care if you joined a group to take me down. Dont you understand? This group does not love you. They knew abt your past, and pitted you against me, trying to BREAK OUR FATE FOR GOOD.
Oh sweetheart, dont you know MY God is bigger? He can literally destroy all of them, and the ones He lets live? Bet He would switch their genitials. Hes savage like that. I can help you get to know Him. But anyway, we could run off, run away. WHO GIVES A FUCK WHAT OTHER PEOPLE THINK!!!!!!!!!! Have they lived our lives? Baby. Im right here. I'll never leave you. Even if you dont want me back, im going to watch you from the shadows, protecting you.
>>33460908
Please. I was so ignorant. You truly were the only one there for me. I didnt know the full lore. Im so fucking sorry. Im so fucking sorry. If i would have known, things WOULD BE DIFFERENT.
>>33460912
I am not giving up on you. Can we start fresh? I never cheated on you, only said bit
>>33460916
All the hurtful things i said to you? I'll hate myself for the rest of my life. If i could take everything back & it costed me both my arms, i'd be your anakin, babey ^.^
btw that pussy is fat n juicy n delicioso
>>33460924
Was i not as sexual to you? Did i give off more of a friend vibe? Your like an amateur, if im being honest. Lol. I'd inside out that cooter. My dirty mackin is crazy, have you creaming first stroke. God, i need that thang in my mouth. Ya mans dreams about it. Bring it to meeeeeeeee
>>33460926
For all the pain i caused u, you can literally buy a strap on and fuck the NUT out of me. I'll be bent over like a bitch and you can have all the power. You can record it too incase i act up again. Be my blackmail? <3
>>33460952
Btw, i have a super nice ass. Im too stubborn and straight to get with anybody else like that. Might as well be u. Makes me horny asf thinking about it. Yes, i want u to do that stuff to me. U can lock me in a cage if u want, too. Yk, if your family ever gets nervous if i might hurt you, you'll have some pretty tight video proof of who really wears the pants ;-)
(Gonna be bad cus i highk wanna get FUCKED! ((totally straight)))
>>33460965
your the only one i feel safe with expressing my anima.
<3
>>33460969
Batman > Catwoman
You think your outplaying me?
TUHHHH
You lie abt threads, then you lie about lying about them. You sprinkle in some truths, thinking the person your trying to fool is a fucking retard & hasnt already clocked this strategy. I fucking love you, dork. Be honest.
Flip burgers or wait tables. Or, become a teacher. Trucker works too. Or nursing school.
>>33461019
Not only that
But you've stalked my life so much
Your mimic-ing my storylines on threads, trying to force a fucking godforfuckingsaken epiphany on me like i already dont know wtf is going on in my own fucking life.
Thanks for embrassing me into oblivion, still love you.
>>33461090
BE A TRUCKER. Ill be your slaveboy that lives in your backseat & also your lot lizard, if you catch my drift big boa ^.^
>>33459230 (OP)
>social anxiety
Short of being a bartender/waitress, most customer facing jobs you warm up to real quick, even if you're awkward or nervous. The above you sort of do, but coworkers and bad customers will actively try to tear you down and attack your personality, making them different from just being a cashier someplace.
>retarded
Most people in most offices are actually dumb af and didn't know anything at the time of getting their job.
>>33461097
>gwaahhh you dont answer the phone!
Lol, Yeah? Everytime i do, you sit there like a mouthbreather & dont say shit. Still love you.
>>33459230 (OP)
Most of them are low paying
Janitor
Security guard
Look into truck driving if all else fails
Get a manual class a so you can work more and get paid more
>>33461097
I dont know. I might be obsessed with you too. There are some porn videos that look like you, and i unashamedly jerk off to them. But, if you were to do that now. I'd shape a pp out of your va gg and make you work 60 hours a week & now you gotta work your ass off trying to pull me and keep me entertained like a 3 year old & keep my vagina off of other guys when im ovulating & make u the most stressed dude bro in the milky way
>>33460379
that's my husband
>>33461122
i also know you made a post, posing as your sisters bf, calling me insane / forever loser and that your tryna smash him. Lol. Lmao. I think its fair game we're all game.I heard its normal in hispanic culture to cheat, since everyones hot. Nothing left to say aye ^.^ Baile ! Ps fuck you cunt im in a waiting period.
>>33461220
whys his face all fucked up
>>33461424
you know why. bitch.
>>33461421
In this waiting period im also shaping myself physically. Also ringing out most of the snake genes i inherited. Sucks you left me in this swamp but once im out, im out for good. Nigga could use anything, anything. A thumbs up? Bitch.
>>33461452
Ok slimeball. Were even. Taking all my karma back to me like a H'yuckchad.
>>33461476
Sorry i was an illusion. Games over. Fun is just getting started however.
What the fuck is this thread.

Have you tried Walmart, Kroger, or anything similar?
Hell, you could even try Starbucks
>>33461499
lol. Piss off KnuckleChud im asking my gf to marry me.
>>33461595
FID, Lore, Queen Hadrina, and the many more love names to come, will you marry me? I dont have a lick of money to my name. For now atleast. Take this as a down payment. I swear to God Almighty, if He decides to bless me (I'VE BEEN FIGHTING HIM FOR A COUPLE MONTHS & GETTING MY ASS WHOPPED) and i FINALLY get the grætis retirement drop, will you spend the rest of my life with me? I want you, instantly. I want us to live in hotels together while we build our estate. I want your stinky morning breathe, every single morning. I want to have fart competitions, on day 1. I want all the fights & mood swings & the different era of tastes you have for the world. Im built to handle you. I want to wake up every single day, next to you. I want you to be the happiest girl in history. I want to be your shield; whatever in life comes our way, you can trust that im strong enough to take it to the chin & keep you in perfect harmony, unaffected. I would lay down my life for you, and if a situation like that ever came, you wouldnt be struggling as a widow, you can use my money & our home to survive. You can be HONEST with me, because i want to build a home where its safe to express your real emotions without fear of punishment or abandonment or judgement. When i look at you, i see the lady that i want to bear my children. Because you are smart. You are capable of love. WE ARE capable of building a respectable life, not having to hide from NOBODY. Who is going to say shit to me? Hm? I wont allow Kitty disrespect. Matter fact, send all them fucking bums who had to chime in like a bitch on my TL and chirp some bird ass bitch talk. Fucking punks. They fans & they dont know how to take care of you. Im the one that can support you, physically, mentally, emotionally, spiritually, financially, SEXUALLY, EVERYTHING. You said you want it all, well, Queen Hadrina, you CAN have it all. Fuck them bums. Let me find out they put hands on you. Graveyard, gravedigger, buried on our property
>>33461730
Pt 2.
I know, i do seem childish with my money right now. I know, im not working right now. Ever care to ask me how the job search is going? I get blocked from EVERY normal job, and God is doing that on purpose, because Hes about to really bless me. I am not foolish with money, i am trying to cope the best i can with the little money i can manage to scrape up. It is the best way of living? FUCK NO. But, im off the opiates. This time for good. Im only $6k in debt, which is and is not really a lot of money. I've learned my money lessons, to respect it. I already have mature plans on what im going to do to SAVE & INVEST WITH IT. In my head, im thinking, ok boom God blessed me with millions, lemme pay off this small debt & bounce back. The only real toxic habit i have, is nicotine pouches. Im thinking of switching to the patches, then getting off completely. I really want to get into fitness, and fashion, to fill that addictive gap. I plan on getting off all these medications too. I really gotta be A1 if im going to actually live this life. And i will be. Im getting there. Im getting healthier. God is unfreezing my jaded mind. But enough abt me. I CAN AND WILL BE THE MAN TO PROTECT YOU IN PERFECT PEACE. Like you, the irl me is more normal & not as crazy. We can take it slow, you can control the speed. Anything that makes you the comfiest, im down asap & working a solution. Lore, be real with yourself. Look in the mirror. Your a motherfucking queen. You deserve better than the life u live rn. I can give that to you, if your just patient enough. You wont ever have to work the rest your life. I got everything covered.
>>33461796
>B b b how you gonna pay?
Baby, i survived 15 years of creative slavery. I am forsure owed reperations, as well as compensation for what quite literally is the most fucked up life in modern history. Im chosen, anointed. If God blessed me with being a billionaire. With our own palace. And you by my side. I swear on Jesus Christ's thorns i will live out the rest of my days as the most faithful servant of His on the planet. He knows this. He knows that im not no mega-church pastor asking for endless donations & feeding the sheep mid ass food. MY FOOD, is deep, nourishing, breakes yokes. Im royalty, and my crown will forever be messed up if i dont have these things in the picture. Yes, we can live good, but after a lifetime of profound trauma, the only thing that helps me, is helping other people, and being a creative. I move in silence, not seeking my own glory. I work behind the scenes when it comes to that. Cus its not me. Its Jesus, my best friend, whom i miss dearly.
>>33461833
I was born royal. They TOOK MY IDENTITY FROM ME & MADE ME SUFFER BECAUSE OF IT. They did the worst they could possibly do. YET IM STILL HERE. IM STILL STANDING WITH MY BALLS IN MY HAND AND MY QUEEN WHO DOESNT FIT WITH NOBODY ELSE. I SURVIVED THIS LIFE, YOU PUSSY NIGGAS HATING WOULDNT SURVIVE 3 DAYS IN MY WORLD. thats why they sit. gossip. do their little judgements. Yeah ight. I overcame all the giants. Is your story going to be added to the BIBLE? Didnt think so, you'll go down as the pussy niggas who hated on Jake Rinaldo & sided with the devil, bitching out every chance that slimey soul got. Pussy niggas will NEVER BE ME. NEVER ACCOMPLISH THE HISTORY THAT LIES IN MY LEFT SHOELACE. Aye, bitch, i heard YAHWEH switched your genitials. He went easy on yall.
>>33461871
J A C O B S L A D D E R
Mendota. Represent.
>>33461880
Lore. I dont know how this is going to work. But stay on here. I will find you when the time is right. Be patient my queen. Most people have to work til 65. Our gen? Prolly drop dead on worksite. Please try to have some gratitude & understand our royal priveledges. This life wont be easy either. We gotta be 1000 with each other. But i know only you can survive it, because you survived everything else. What do you say? Take my hand, princess?
>>33459230 (OP)
Night shift security, while working on an online bachelors in accounting.
Security is 99% doing nothing and about 1% terror and stress so that may or may not fit your interests, but the 99% of the time doing nothing is a good time to study or think about your studies.
At least 75% of the "work" of security is figuring out who to call. Do I call 911? Do I call the boss? Do I call the building services dept? Do I call customer service on-call? Or should it just be written in the report or toss out an email?