Thread 33461175

>want a qt runner girlfriend
>qt runner girls want a qt runner boyfriend
>they also want him to be jacked
>you can't be a good runner and be jacked at the same time
>tfw impossible to get a qt runner girlfriend
Huh?

If their ideal bf can't exist they'll settle with someone lesser. Your problem is that you want to be neither a runner nor jacked hence you've invented this perfect excuse to do nothing.

>>33461175 (OP)
>>can't run and be jacked

False. You may not be able to hit oly qualifying sprints while also winning bodybuilding comps, but you can easily knock out a 20 minute 5k while carrying more muscle than most men. Source, me.

>>33461175 (OP)
If that were actually true, every runner girl would be single, which would seem to be a good thing from your perspective.

>>33461175 (OP)
99% of female runners are just doing 5ks. If you can't do a 5k and be jacked it's a you problem.

>>33461378
Most are doing 5K, 10K and HM. You need to be good at all 3.

>>33461399
Just give up and get rich/famous instead.

>>33461190
>If their ideal bf can't exist they'll settle with someone lesser
Some will, but only when they are 35 and fat

>>33461175 (OP)
>>you can't be a good runner and be jacked at the same time
lol
The saddest/funniest thing is, this isn't even the first false premise in your post either.

>>33461419
The vast majority of women have long term relationships before age 35, but if obese slutty ex-athletes are the demographic you've decided on, go ahead.

>>33461550
Look at the olympics. Even at a distance of 800m the guys are already skinny, at 5k they are basically weak dyel skeletons. Only sprinters look decent.

>>33461764
>Look at the olympics
you don't have to be Olympic class to get a gf. they're fine with toned guys that aren't setting records or getting medals. it's 4chan doomer bullshit to immediately dwell on the top 0.01% of fortunate genetics

>>33461175 (OP)
>qt runner girls want a qt runner boyfriend
No. And I won't read your retarded chain of "reasoning." (and competitive swimmers and gymnasts look pretty fit).

>>33461884
Not only won't I read it but OP is certainly none of those things anyway. He is typing his crap from a storm drain because he has nothing better to do.

>>33461858
I just want to be good enough to join a run club and not be rejected by every qt runner girl there. Don't even care that much about dating, I just want to make friends.

>>33461764
So if you run every once in a while that equates you to Olympian runners who've gone 100% all in on running with no lifting, and have dedicated years if not decades of their lives to training for that specifically?
You're a fucking retard. How bout instead you look at football players (both soccer and handegg) who do lots of running during a game but are often still jacked. Or better yet, just look at any normal athletic guy at your gym (not that you've ever set foot in one, by hypothetically here) who both does cardio and has visible muscle.
I'm literally a personal trainer anon. Don't even try to argue with me on this.

>>33461915
>Don't even care that much about dating, I just want to make friends.
I can't wait for you to join a running club, see a guy there with more muscles than you (not a high bar I'm sure), and break down in tears.

>>33461175 (OP)
"jacked" is a strong word to use, what they want is lean muscle jacked , most of that is just ab and back and shoulder work , you barely have to hit chest to be considered "jacked" in those circles and arms just need a good pump

source, me , a runner

>>33461958
I have been going to the gym for 6 years, so I have a good physique. I just don't have any friends and never had a girlfriend. I took up running a month ago, with shit times of course but I have seen that with a run club you can both run and meet people. I just want to get to a decent pace/time/distance before I join and I am scared that my muscles will limit me.
>>33461966
I will probably realize that I am too ugly for all the girls who run (they are all cute or hot).

>>33461994
>I just want to get to a decent pace/time/distance before I join
Ok, good for you on achieving a good physique, but let's pretend you had the same attitude about lifting once upon a time that you do about running now. In other words, you wouldn't have joined the gym or picked up a weight until you already muscles, I guess by magic or something, because you were scared of looking foolish or not being the best right from the start.
Where do you think you would be today with this mindset? Would you still have that good physique? We both know the answer is no.
>and I am scared that my muscles will limit me.
They won't. This is pure cope. You're not Ronnie Coleman or Jay Cutler anon, you may have muscle but not so much it's literally slowing you down. Now, your shit CONDITIONING might limit you, but the way to get better at running is by...more running.
>I just don't have any friends and never had a girlfriend.
>I am too ugly for all the girls who run
Sorry to hear, but none of this has anything to do with running or lifting and they do not make your copes and misconceptions about fitness correct.
Again, I run, lift, and literally teach people how to run and lift for a living. Please anon, don't argue with me.

>>33462036
How far can you get with running only 2x a week? I don't really have time for much more if I want to continue my 3x a week gym full-body split.

>>33462187
>I don't really have time for much more
What are you talking about?
You could easily run for 10-20 minutes after lifting on each of those days, OR be doing your cardio on your rest days in between. OR any combination thereof.