Thread 33461263

Should I pretend to be a Christian to get a gf?

>>33461263 (OP)
You realise that means no sex till marriage and probably not even afterwards, right?

>>33461263 (OP)

Generally not a good idea

Deception is bad for relationship and faking a religion to get one is no exception. likely to be dumped and blacklisted among her church group forever if discovered

>>33461263 (OP)
If you were raised christian sure but otherwise it’s probably a bad look

>>33461289
Hahahahahahaha, no, Christians worship prostitutes and philanderers.

>>33461263 (OP)
You don’t need to pretend. You can be an atheist and still be a Christian by believing in the philosophical principles you find in it.
Christ is king regardless of the fact that he is a fairytale.

>>33461359
>You can be an atheist and still be a Christian

No you can't. Try actually being intellectually sincere in your speech for once anon, it costs nothing. Understanding what words are, and understand their meanings.

>Atheist
>A-theos
>A = without
>Theos = God
Without God. Atheist = Without theology/theism.
Christianity is theism, a belief in a theos. You cannot be both.

>>33461263 (OP)
No, unless you're jewish, in which case you're born that way. However, if you're human then eventually you will suffer in proportion to your lies, like Hunter S. Thomson putting a bullet in his brain.

>>33461474
Oh, I get it. You are trolling me. Christ was forsaken by God. He was without God. Really, idk if we should use the big G in this context but okay. We reject god in the mythological story of The Garden of Eden. We are to be like gods. God, according to himself according to whoever said so is the creator of evil. Christianity is a rejection of that. God is so butthurt that some bitch did not do what he said and she ate from a tree. Now someone has to die and that is the son of man. Born of a man and a woman. Related to king David on his father’s side. The virgin birth makes more sense when it gatekeeps Christian’s from Jews. The mystery makes more sense when viewed from the lens of politics.
Christ is king. You just don’t understand.

>>33461263 (OP)
Being a christian will only decrease your SMV as a man

Besides the church is hardly a gathering spot for young females these days

>>33461263 (OP)
There are tons of reasons why this is a bad idea, the moral problems aside, if you have to pretend to follow something that you don't really believe in you're setting yourself up for misery and whoever you're with up for major disappointment

>>33461263 (OP)
No.

Get a reborn virgin and leave the dedicated ones alone

>>33461263 (OP)
Okay but don't think you're getting laid.

Just actually become christian and get a gf. Cut out the lying part, find God, get saved, and add a solid book under your belt. Then fuck your wife daily and have eighty-jillion kids. Die drowning in loved ones. Go to heaven if you were right. Who cares?

>>33464452
I imagine Christian sex to be wholly unfulfilling.
Get sex with a girl who isn't raised in an environment where a basic need is treated like taboo and scary

>>33461263 (OP)
yes, most Christians pretend as well

>>33461263 (OP)

No. Actually be Christian. Get baptized and accept Christ.

>>33461263 (OP)
People do that. Like they participate in youth meetups and other meetups. They are hardly-disguised matchmaking events to breed more Christians.
To make it less awkward obviously you should show your face on Sunday Mass and read the Bible.

>>33461628
>Oh, I get it. You are trolling me. Christ was forsaken by God. He was without God.
No, you are not being trolled. You are just being ignorant on purpose. Use your brain for 5 seconds pal. What happened after Christ had thought He was forsaken? After he died on the cross and was buried in a tomb? Big surprise, He was resurrected then ascended to God. Wow looks like He wasn't forsaken after all.

Why did Christ think that He was then? Because He was the son of man as well as God. He was both man and God. And as man, endured despair as He died. He experienced what it is like to feel forsaken by God, just as we do. That was the point; to demonstrate by example that God is larger even than despair. Even larger than Hell too, Christ even goes to Hell after death before resurrection.

>We reject God in the story of eden
We disobey.

>We are to be like God's
Yes, and we screwed the pooch on that. So Christ showed the example on how to do that properly. That is why He said "None may go to the father except through Me." He meant that literally. None may go to God unless you do as Christ did, or at least try.

>God is Creator of evil.
Nonsense. Supposing you commit an evil action today, can I go and persecute your father for creating you? No. Because you alone are responsible through your own free will. Don't blame God for evil. Blame those who do evil.

>Christianity is a rejection of that
No it's not, it's an acceptance and then a responsibility for that.

>The mystery makes more sense when viewed from the lens of politics
Incorrect. Whoring your faith to politics eventually leaves you with zero faith. Which you already demonstrated by equating God to fairytale.

You don't understand because you don't want to. You'd rather rely on your own understanding and reject God's. I strongly suggest you find out what it is you truly mean before your life is over.
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>>33464730
You are conveniently making stuff up like many who claim to have read that comic book. After Christ died, he visited the Greek god of the underworld to destroy ancient religion. Who recorded it? Did he have a scribe? Who witnessed him speaking to Satan in the wilderness, all alone?
God literally says he is the creator of evil, in several places in the bible.
You don’t know my faith. Shame on you for misrepresenting your deity. You have not read the book. Every thing I said is correct but you pull your facts from fantasy land instead of using the infallible word of god, compiled three hundred years after his death.

(m) two of my exes did this to me

the truth will come out eventually

>>33461289
>You realise that means no sex till marriage
im 200% fine with that as long as shes a virgin and gifts me her virginity/her body and soul.
i will do the same to her.

also define Christian
i know what Christ did and it was good, i accept what hes done and i respect the ten commandments, the new OT and have the law in my heart (israelite as all europeans are) but thats about it.
i dont believe really, because i already know
(aquarius in aquarian timez)

>>33461263 (OP)
>Should I pretend to be a Christian to get a gf?
no
but you should get baptized or otherwise you will certainly burn for eternity in hellfire

Don't go around as something you're not.