Thread 33462260

So I'm trying to approach this girl at work and it just hit me out of a sudden: a poem!!!!


Yes! Girls love these. So if i write the poem on a note and give it to her saying like hey I'm a writer as a hobby and you inspired this poem, I'll have some plausible deniability in case things go bad

So the poem has to be short so like this:

Your chestnut hair shines through the place
Foretelling your beautiful face
Place is brighter when you're in
And tasks easier to begin

Think she'll like it??

>>33462260 (OP)

I am a normal person who had about a normal person time with dating. 38, 3 long term relationships (currsnt one being marriage) some flings, some short terms, some One night stands.
I feel one has to qualify themselves on these boards for context....


Every individual woman you target, unless you have confirmed pre established interest, your odds are low, and there is no telling what will or wont work.

Your poem is gay as fuck. This idea is gay as fuck. Maybe shes into it. Maybe she'll love it, and this'll be your ticket in.

Most likely not. My point being, just try. Don't poll us, dont calculate exit strategies. Get used to the fact it probably wont work. Then keep trying probably won't works with a series of probably doesnt like yous until something works.


Even more pro tip; women are pretty obvious when they like you. You can really just have a social life and wait for someone to show interest they get all up in your shit. Then you dont really have to deal with these stressful ass death star shot situations.

>>33462260 (OP)
It only works if she is below you in looks. I have told you the note will not go well if you aren't above her in looks and on the younger side. You are in close proximity to this girl every day and can just talk to her. You are obviously scared because she is pretty or whatever the fuck you see in her and you don't have much experience approaching women. It's August dude, talk to her or shut the fuck up. You will get rejected 99% but at least you will know right away, whereas with the note she will throw it in the trash and you will be waiting for an answer for months and still daydreaming about her.
Get it out of your system is the correct approach and that's by introducing yourself and asking her out straight up, it won't work obviously because she gave you zero signals until now.

Anon this sucks here's a better one

Your chestnut hair shines bright and fair
Lighting up the room with flair
With you around, the day feels new
Inspiring joy in all we do

>>33462260 (OP)
She will report you for harassment and say that you objectified her in your poem

>>33462260 (OP)
run it through chat gpt

>>33462343
That's actually pretty good

>>33462260 (OP)
man poems are out and chatgpt poems are in

>>33462343
The rhyme for the last two is off. The rythm for inspiring also doesnt match the rest

>>33462260 (OP)
>So I'm trying to approach this girl at work
I stopped reading at this point. Don't. It's that simple. Don't

>>33462260 (OP)
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm a total loser
But I want to fuck you.

She will laugh and throw it in the trash. Don't bother. Either ask her out or don't.

>>33462260 (OP)
This may be the most cringe suggestion I have ever heard. Women are attracted to confidence. If you haven't got the courage to ask her out to her face, she will have no interest in you.

>>33465250
I see your don't and I raise a 2 hour commute, 8 work hours per day, 12 hours per day in total leave me no other choice, you self-entitled, out of touch simpleton

>>33466662
Okay, get yourself reported to HR and fired, I don't give a fuck. Just don't say you weren't warned.

>>33466662
>>33467104
>12 hours of work + commute time
I mean at this point he has no choice but to bother women at his job. 12 hours is basically half of the day gone.

>>33462260 (OP)
>Your chestnut hair shines through the place
>Foretelling your beautiful face
>Place is brighter when you're in
>And tasks easier to begin

Your chestnut hair, a wild cascade,
Fuels filthy thoughts that never fade.
Room’s ablaze when you strut near,
I’m aching hard to wreck you, dear.