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Anonymous No.33463461 >>33463479 >>33463657 >>33463791 >>33463804 >>33463950 >>33465153 >>33466283 >>33466594 >>33467128 >>33467304 >>33470473 >>33472683 >>33486547 >>33491282
Is it cruel of me to pretend I'm homeless or broke so I can find a woman that isn't after my money?
Anonymous No.33463474
Nope, not at all,
most anonymous rich people actually advise doing that

They said to make sure she's actually interested in you and your personality
Anonymous No.33463479 >>33463649
>>33463461 (OP)
Not homeless but someone who lives frugally and within the means of whatever made up poor fag job you lie about.
Anonymous No.33463649
>>33463479
Cruel to yourself.
Anonymous No.33463656 >>33463667 >>33469505
Yea you should only be with women who would die for your cock regardless if you lived in a slum. Women love cocks and getting railed. They dont care about money cuz they have better jobs than men now anyway lol
Anonymous No.33463657 >>33465574 >>33465599 >>33469505
>>33463461 (OP)
Most women don't care about money. 24 year old rated 95% percentile in attractiveness would get more women than a 40 year old making $800,000+ a year.
Anonymous No.33463667
>>33463656

This
Anonymous No.33463791
>>33463461 (OP)
no need to pretend to be homeless, just a normal guy
why the fuck would a woman like you as a homeless? thats just too extreme
Anonymous No.33463801
Don't pertend to be literally broke
Girls into broke guys are a different kind of crazy
Anonymous No.33463804
>>33463461 (OP)
Pretending to be brokeass is old trope.

Do and come back to tell. Love to hear how it went down.
Anonymous No.33463950
>>33463461 (OP)
No, it isn't. Most women are bums. You gotta do that these days.
Anonymous No.33465153
>>33463461 (OP)
Cinderella is such a slut.
Anonymous No.33465574 >>33465773 >>33465957 >>33469505 >>33482448
>>33463657
this is true. i make 72k a year and my gf makes 320k a year and it doesnt bother her
Anonymous No.33465599 >>33465778
>>33463657
Thatโ€™s because women are quantitatively retarded. They canโ€™t conceptualize what $800,000 a year actually means in terms of lifestyle impact. Itโ€™s a random number to them. If you put in more qualitative terms like โ€œhe takes you shopping once a week, your hair/nails done once a week, he has a beach house a mountain house a city house and a farm, he has a Ferrari a Bentley a Lamborghini and a Porsche, youโ€™d get a different answer.
Anonymous No.33465773 >>33465783
>>33465574
>320k a year
holy fucking shit... for that kinda money I'll let your girlfriend peg me in the ass and make me her bitch slash man slave... and she can call me peggy
Anonymous No.33465778 >>33469350
>>33465599
>a mountain house
a what?
Anonymous No.33465783 >>33465812 >>33479338
>>33465773
calm down anon. shes not white
Anonymous No.33465812 >>33465869
>>33465783
that's even hotter...
Anonymous No.33465869 >>33466267
>>33465812
Mommy
Anonymous No.33465957 >>33465967
>>33465574
How do you not go through the day feeling emasculated
Anonymous No.33465967
>>33465957
its starting to wear on me. she pays for everything, and when i try to pay she tells me no.
Whenever we travel she wants the high class accomodations and pays for it herself.
She bought me rayban sunglasses last month as a gift.
I dont know what to do. If I get firm with her she saying im acting mean and strange
Anonymous No.33466267
>>33465869
Hawt
Anonymous No.33466283 >>33466291
>>33463461 (OP)
it is unbelievably intelligent , do NOT feel remorse, sorrow, or anything like that. Women will play 10X worse games than this and not even care if you die. The key is , can you show progress while together , most women dont mind getting with a broke guy but he can't stay there for years on end sorta thing.
Anonymous No.33466291
>>33466283
>and not even care if you die
those bitches...
Anonymous No.33466594
>>33463461 (OP)
Find a woman that earns a lot too.
Anonymous No.33467128 >>33467249 >>33473089
>>33463461 (OP)
>pretend to be homeless or broke
Gonna be honest. Most women in general aren't gonna wanna deal with a homeless dude.

But putting that aside: pretending to be flat out broke is a bit much. Why not just go for...average dude? Not rich, not poor. Just a normal guy. That's a lot easier than taking it to the extreme.

Your concerns are valid. However it's on you to properly vet the woman. Dinner dates are bs. You don't get to know someone well while shoving food down your throat. Stick to something light like a coffee date. It doesn't cost much and you can spend more time relating than eating.

Next, you take her on date **doing shit you already want to do.** If you're into photography, like I am, you could take her out trying to capture some good photos and bring an extra camera for her. I'm into go karts so that's definitely some shit I'd be doing. Being fed isn't explicitly on the itinerary or even the main event. But it can potentially happen while you're out and about doing other things.

Why do this? It filters out women who are interested in YOU. A woman who likes you won't really care what the fuck you're doing, so long as you're there. A bitch who's a waste of time will be mad she's not directly getting "paid" for her time, because she really doesn't like you. She just likes what you can buy.

So yes, you can hide the fact that you have money. But don't take it to an extreme and be something you're not. There's a happy medium that protects yourself while also still being genuine. You don't want a fake bitch. So don't be fake yourself by taking this to the extreme.

Another thing: focus on what a woman DOES and not what she SAYS. A woman you shouldn't trust will say anything she thinks you want to hear. A genuinely good woman has the actions that follow those words. Lastly: do NOT project the fantasy of how you *want* her to be onto her. Be objective and look at her for who she is. THAT'S how you vet a woman.
Anonymous No.33467249 >>33467613 >>33469012
>>33467128
>Most women in general aren't gonna wanna deal with a homeless dude.
Not looking for most... just the one.

>Why do this? It filters out women who are interested in YOU.
If they pass on me cause I ain't got any money, then they ain't interested in ME. That's the whole fucking point.
Anonymous No.33467304
>>33463461 (OP)
No. Always be cynical about your money.
Anonymous No.33467613 >>33469105 >>33469403
>>33467249
>If they pass on me cause I ain't got any money, then they ain't interested in ME. That's the whole fucking point.
Nigger. Even your average genuine girl doesn't want to date a homeless bum with no goals in life. No offense, but are you being dense on purpose?
>Not looking for most... just the one.
Your mindset is completely fucked. I've given you tons of ways to accomplish your goals without cosplaying a hobo like some sort of maniacal creep. You will literally scare "the one" away simply off the fact that you aren't being you. It's not about hiding the money. That's separate. It's about pretending to be something entirely that you're not. Taking on a completely different persona to "filter the one" when you're just repulsing everyone with half a brain.

You're clearly not smart enough to get what you want. Peace.
Anonymous No.33469012
>>33467249
Prove yourselves, prove yourselves to me, be loyal to me, and I... will never betray you.
Anonymous No.33469105 >>33469137 >>33469403
>>33467613
I'm not this anon, but to reword what he's saying:

Having a job, being financially secure and responsible, those are traits reflective of someone. It shows you're responsible, dependent, intelligent, not lazy, devoid of many mental problens, etc. If you pretend you're a homeless bum, then that ISN'T showing the real you, it's portraying someone else entirely.

Maybe just let them know you are financially good but don't yap about your millions if you're rich on the first date.
Anonymous No.33469137 >>33469177
>>33469105
That's a pretty good way of saying what I mean. OP is trying to go to the extreme out of fear. Concern is justified, but there are so many ways to filter gold diggers it's not even funny. Thanks for the reword.

>Maybe just let them know you are financially good but don't yap about your millions if you're rich on the first date.
Not to go against you, but honestly one doesn't even have to bring it up directly. Women can tell based on how you dress and carry yourself. Nice hair cut, good hygiene, decent style, average car that's taken care of and doesn't look like it was run through an apocalyptic hellscape, etc etc. You can project stability without being flashy and overt.
Anonymous No.33469177
>>33469137
Yes I agree, this is good advice. Women can tell.
Anonymous No.33469350 >>33476812
>>33465778
Tahoe, CA or Salida, CO
Anonymous No.33469403 >>33469515
>>33467613
>homeless bum with no goals in life
>>33469105
>If you pretend you're a homeless bum
I never said that. I said homeless and broke. As in someone who perhaps lost their job and is homeless due to bad circumstances and plans to get a job or already has a job but is saving to get out of homelessness and lives in a shelter in the meantime.

Not all homeless people are losers ya know. Some of them actually work an honest job.
Anonymous No.33469505 >>33470145 >>33470437 >>33472782 >>33484858
>>33463656
>>33465574
>>33463657
Ye basically this. Didn't actually believe this was possible until it happened to me. Met her on hinge and she's a highly paid accountant from a rich family. I'm not exactly poor but obviously I'm the one getting dragged up the financial ladder being with her.
In any case she fell in love with me super quickly because I guess I'm just that charming and is already giving me advice on what her parents like so I can win them over too (basically her way of nudging me to pop the question sooner rather than later).
Realistically though anyone that has this has won a rare lottery, so unfortunately there's no advice to give - just know that (You) should be enough for her (hard to fathom but it really is true).
Anonymous No.33469515 >>33469632 >>33469652
>>33469403
>Not all homeless people are losers ya know. Some of them actually work an honest job.
That's very true. And guess what the LAST thing a homeless man needs to be doing if he's serious about getting his life together? Wasting time chasing women, idiot. What the fuck are you doing trying to build a relationship when you should be getting a fucking apartment? Women are going to see through that bullshit. Your priorities aren't even in order for your fake ass story.
Anonymous No.33469632
>>33469515
>Wasting time chasing women, idiot. What the fuck are you doing trying to build a relationship when you should be getting a fucking apartment?
LMAO... I don't give a shit. People with that mentality are exactly the type I need to filter out.
Anonymous No.33469652 >>33470425
>>33469515
>Wasting time chasing women, idiot. What the fuck are you doing trying to build a relationship when you should be getting a fucking apartment?
LMAO... I don't give a shit. People with that mentality are exactly the type I need to filter out.

If you're not with me from the beginning, then you're not with me at all. You're just a rat that only likes being around when things are good and kushy. Soon as shit hits the fan, you're like fuck you.

That's not real love. Not at all.
Anonymous No.33469707 >>33470427 >>33472930 >>33473040
people really need to learn the hoemath zones of attraction
Anonymous No.33470145 >>33470437
>>33469505
>she fell in love with me super quickly because I guess I'm just that charming
damn bro *high five*
Anonymous No.33470425 >>33470528
>>33469652
You also don't start real love by being completely fake about who you are. Hiding wealth is one thing. Cosplaying a dumbass hobo is another. But hey, it's clear you don't have the mental capacity to take criticism so go be a hobo, outright lie about everything, and see how far you get. I bet the TV ratings of your constant failures would be pretty good though. I'd watch.
Anonymous No.33470427
>>33469707
OP would read that and still have no idea what he's doing lol.
Anonymous No.33470437
>>33469505
>>33470145
This is a great story and very true about what the female response should be. But unfortunatley for OP he's not going to be presenting his true self because he thinks taking on a completely different persona is the key. He's doing the exact same thing as someone who isn't rich, but pretends to be and wastes money, except in reverse. It's just as fake and unauthentic. And, in the end, won't attract anything of genuine quality because he's not being genuine himself.
Anonymous No.33470473 >>33470537
>>33463461 (OP)
Take advantage of that to make a YouTube shorts series called "she fell in love with a homeless guy but turns out he's secretly rich".
Anonymous No.33470528 >>33470606
>>33470425
>outright lie about everything, and see how far you get
You're twisting words to suit your narrative. The farthest I ever plan to "outright lie about everything omg kek fart" is just about maybe the first five minutes. That's it. Nothing more than that.

Their reaction to me telling them I have no money, will tell me all I need to know about them.

If they respond well, great. Then after those first five minutes I then tell them the truth.

If they don't like that I lied for five minutes, fuck em. Move on to the next pretty face. That's part of the test too.

You act like I plan on carrying out this elaborate hobo scheme for the entire time I know them.

Yeah, right, retard.

As if women don't also have shit tests and head games of their own. Oh, the guy in the relationship wants to test the woman to see if she's worthy of his love. Oh no kimosabe, we can't have that now can we. That's the woman's domain.

Duuuuurrrrrr

Admit it. My approach is flawless and you seeth in jealousy that you didn't think of it first.
Anonymous No.33470537
>>33470473
Oh shit that's golden content right there. Way to think like a jew, my money making friend.
Anonymous No.33470606 >>33470673
>>33470528
Lol, this is the type of shit a 13 year old jew comes up with
Anonymous No.33470673
>>33470606
kek that's perfect then
Anonymous No.33472683
>>33463461 (OP)
Genius
Anonymous No.33472782 >>33474595
>>33469505
Just remember to never get too comfortable
Anonymous No.33472930 >>33473040 >>33474521
>>33469707
elaborate
Anonymous No.33473040
>>33469707
>>33472930
nvm, I got it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lL13EeEhgag
not the OP, but I've been alone for so long that I don't get why people do this.
Anonymous No.33473089
>>33467128
The problem is average is good enough for beta bucks, especially when age creeps up on them
Anonymous No.33474521
>>33472930
elongate
Real a$s niga 2 No.33474595 >>33474828
>>33472782
Cringe commentary attached that I ceebs typing again
Anonymous No.33474828
>>33474595
fake real ass nigga why you lazy today?
Anonymous No.33476812
>>33469350
Omg so that's where Chevy got that name from?
Anonymous No.33479338 >>33479841
>>33465783
Nihon office waifu? My dick is so hard rn. I'm sure you are a doc in training.
Anonymous No.33479841 >>33479897
>>33479338
What...
Anonymous No.33479897 >>33479905 >>33481755 >>33486226
>>33479841
I mean to pull a wife who earns 320k, you must be a doctor in residency.
Anonymous No.33479905 >>33479916
>>33479897
I am one and Ill earn 220k as an endodontist or something and I could pull many types of women if the memes are true. Not sure Id want to date up. Not my type.
Anonymous No.33479916
>>33479905
Sorry gf not wife. I misread. Wife her anon, if she is still with you after your stupid schedule and she still loves you put a ring on her.
Anonymous No.33481755
>>33479897
>320k
fuck...
Anonymous No.33482448 >>33484619 >>33486226
>>33465574
how did you pull her? Did she think you made more than you actually did?
Anonymous No.33484619
>>33482448
She a long term investor.
Anonymous No.33484858 >>33485235
>>33469505
Kek does she know you have a blackface pepe on your computer.
Anonymous No.33485235
>>33484858
lol the fuck does that matter?
Anonymous No.33486213
kek
Anonymous No.33486226 >>33486443 >>33487437 >>33487552
>>33479897
no shes indian and im white. she finds my profession very attractive therefore the actual amount of money i make doesnt matter to her

>>33482448
shes an indian woman who has a fetish for white men (she rufuses to date indian men) when she first met me she thought I was one of the characters out of her jane austen novels and fell in love.
I think intially she thought I made more, but when i hear how much she made I couldnt believe it.
unfortuately we're having alot of issues right now and will likely break up within two months
Anonymous No.33486443 >>33486521
>>33486226
>she thought I was one of the characters out of her jane austen novels and fell in love.
I really hate you right now
Anonymous No.33486521 >>33487440
>>33486443
why? shes admitted to me she only reads old english and russian romance novels
Anonymous No.33486547 >>33486722 >>33487445
>>33463461 (OP)
If you lead with your cheddar, all you'll attract is rats. Relationships, friendships, family. All the same. It's a struggle and technically self sabotaging, but for peace of mind it will be for the best when you do find that special someone who isn't only in love with your wallet.
Anonymous No.33486722
>>33486547
based wisdom is based
Anonymous No.33487437 >>33487457
>>33486226
Fuck you don't break up. Fix it and wife her. Anyone who puts up with your retarded profession and residency must be wifed up.
Anonymous No.33487440 >>33487457
>>33486521
Not him, but I'm really jealous, the best I get is a girl who scrolls Instagram all day.
Anonymous No.33487445 >>33487473
>>33486547
This ain't real. Women, every woman looks for height and money. Nothing else, so fuck you.
Anonymous No.33487457 >>33487468
>>33487437
Im an architect. I work long hours for low pay.
Shes getting older by the day and is very demanding and insecure. Its tough but im trying
>>33487440
nah, she has all these fantasies in her head about having a man fall for her and profess his love to her and how he cant control his body desires. its basically modern day female escapism
Anonymous No.33487468 >>33487470
>>33487457
Bruh that's better than 90% of modern roastoids. Don't leave her, just play into the fantasy, do roleplay, cosplay, fuck her brains out, like the level where smoke comes out of her ears.
Anonymous No.33487470 >>33487561
>>33487468
and have a mixed white/indian baby?
Anonymous No.33487473 >>33487487
>>33487445
>Da Wahman only luv moni n height
>Nothing else, Nurp! Nothin! Uh uh.
Bless you my sweet summer naive child, may you release these false assumptions.
Anonymous No.33487487
>>33487473
Not false, you might be an exception and that doesn't change reality. An average woman only wants this. They are programmed this way and you can't blame them.
Anonymous No.33487552 >>33487656
>>33486226
>no shes indian and im white
ah now it all makes sense
Anonymous No.33487561 >>33487587
>>33487470
White + Indian is white anon.
Anonymous No.33487587 >>33487615
>>33487561
nah, he will be ostracized for the rest of his life
Anonymous No.33487615
>>33487587
Have you seen Indian white mix? No one will know unless you make the kid jagmeet Singh singhania. Give the kid a basicbro white name like Kevin or something.
Anonymous No.33487656 >>33489379
>>33487552
what does this mean
Anonymous No.33489379 >>33491109
>>33487656
it means buckle your seatbelts dorothy cause kansas is going bye bye
Anonymous No.33491109
>>33489379
oh shit
Anonymous No.33491282 >>33491504
>>33463461 (OP)
This cartoon came out in 1950. Cinderella would have an extremely hairy bush.
Anonymous No.33491504 >>33491562
>>33491282
kek wot
Anonymous No.33491562 >>33493244
>>33491504
I'm sorry, it did come out in 1950, but that doesn't have any bearing on the story. It was confusing for me to say that.

The story of Cinderella is set in 19th century France and she depicts a poor girl/servant girl type life. The OP pic isn't accurate. How does she stay so shaven? There would be hair down her legs and tufting out every which way. Whether is 19th century or 1950, it just isn't accurate.
Anonymous No.33493244 >>33496393
>>33491562
But it sure is nice to think about and fantasize.

Imagine you're that prince and Cinderella's fresh clean pussy is presented to you.
Anonymous No.33496393 >>33500278
>>33493244
God I love Rule34 shit
Anonymous No.33500278
>>33496393
It's the best. Ruining your childhood is awesome.