Thread 33467683

I'm a lazy bum who doesn't want to do anything with his life and I don't know what to do about it. I have a wagie job I only applied to because I couldn't bear my mother acting worried about my future and also because I was tired of being called a good-for-nothing by everyone. But now people expect even more from me. Parents keep nagging me to go to college or do some course to help me get a better job but I just have zero interest in it. The only thing I want is to not have to work anymore.

"But anon, if you go to college and get a well-paying job you can have a really easy life and retire early!" I don't care. I don't want to study for years. I don't want to keep working for decades... even if I could retire on my 40s. But I also can't keep on living with my parents while getting paid minimum wage forever because I still have an ego after all. I don't have a clue of what to do.

>>33467683 (OP)
>I'm a lazy bum
I won't read I'm sooooo laaaaazy! threads. Nothing to be done because OP will be too lazy to act upon any advice given.

>>33467683 (OP)
If you cross dress for me and put on like a COVID mask so I don't have to see your face and I can fuck you then you can live in my house for free and eat my food

>>33467683 (OP)
most people don't want to work. there is no post scarcity utopia available. your parents will die one day.

>>33467829
Anon I already know all of that. I know I'm not special and life is hard and yadda yadda... I've heard it all already. I just want to figure out how to make things work for me. I just need something meaningful enough to make me want to chase all of that. If things keep going like this I'll either be a parasitic loser living with his parents until they die and I earn their house or something really bad will happen that will force me to do what I have to do. I don't like any of these options.

>>33467873
>I just need something meaningful enough to make me want to chase all of that
Everything men do is for pussy, there are so many people on the on self improvement train the past two decades it's unreal, and I'm not talking about gym because many of them don't even hit the gym but instead do other activities, I'm talking about making money, being social, doing activities, hobbies, just keeping busy in general and making their life as interesting as possible to attract pussy. They are doing all that for pussy, constantly chasing a better looking pussy, younger, fresher, etc. until eventually they find one they are satisfied with so they can fertilize it but even then many of them continue to chase pussy on the side. Some of these boomers are 70+ and still chase pussy, that's right many divorced boomers have girlfriends, just look at that tremendous Eastwood faggot who found a new pussy at 70 or 80 and married for the 6th time. Not to mention famous chads like Julio Iglesias who had thousands of pussies throughout his life.
All that self-improvement, customs, social mores, hobbies, cultural events and other activities people do is to attract pussy so they can breed the next generation of goyim cattle and feel desired, loved and appreciated by their pussy and progeny.

>>33467892
I'm a virgin and couldn't care less about pussy.

>>33467873
I saw a post on wizchan 10 years ago... something along the lines of 'do you want to die a hobo in the dumpster or on your bed with a glass of wine'.

>>33467981
A hobo must have a more exciting life.

>>33467683 (OP)
>I don't want to study for years.
You trade those 4 years so that you aren't miserable poor broke and filled with existential dread for your next 40 years. I know you think it seems like pragmatism to do the bare minimum but when life throws you a curve ball you're going to be completely destroyed by and you will suddenly regret and Dread all of the time you wasted doing nothing and how you disguised your apathy and laziness is some kind of pragmatism

>>33467989
just live in a country where they house all asocial types and spend your hobo allowance on smoking crack or drinking vodka, cologne, lighter fluid etc.

>>33467994
I went to college to study IT actually. Dropped out on my first year. Just couldn't bear it. And I'm not disguising my lazyness. I am admittedly lazy, and I want to know how to secure myself a future despite being one.