Thread 33468131

How to lie on the resume and go the whole way? Fabricate experience, master's degree, share all of the obscure tips to get a job in this god forsaken market

>>33468131 (OP)
damn do you think she likes white boys

>>33468161
she doesnt care about race and she's only interested in transactional relationships so unless you are famous forget about it.

>>33468161
Pretty much exclusively yes.
Despite their insufferable nature, BBC (British Broadcasting Channel) shills actually have one good point they make, women LOVE contrast.
Something about the difference in skin tone makes their brain short circuit and they go full ahegao retard mode.
While that means that white women go for nig nogs, women of all other races will swarm to white boys like moths to a flame. Don't believe me? Go visit any south american country, you'll thank me later.

>>33468301
not true about white women

>>33468131 (OP)
Have friends who can lie well and put them as your previous supervisor at a made up “start up” company that no one can ever verify existed. That’s really it. Only big companies will verify a degree and only if you are a junior hire at a starter job. Lying on a resume isn’t really illegal for most jobs and there isn’t a penalty if you get caught.

>>33468131 (OP)
Don't lie. Exaggerate.

Stretch a 6 month job to 2 years. Turn a "You lock up tonight" into Assistant Manager. Take full credit for any projects you were part of a team on.