Would you leak the secrets?

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>>33469832 (OP)
Shes a cuckquean

>>33469832 (OP)
Any gender.
What prevents you from just stopping with trying to present yourself as something you're not (buying expensive clothing, vehicles, makeup). And have you ever considered humbling yourselves?

>>33469839
How would you know?

Women are amazing, thank you for existing!

>>33469844
F
>buying expensive clothing, vehicles, makeup
I'm not doing any of that. (Because I'm broke, lol)
If people can afford those things then they aren't really pretending to be something they are not tho. Makes no sense.
>humbling yourself
Yeah, all day err day. My arrogance is my downfall but it's also my main source of entertainment so it's a bit tricky.

How do people get to adulthood and still believe in god?
I just can't be Christian, they might've been based before but now they're all liberal cucks who forgive their son's killers. They're so pathetic.

>>33469832 (OP)
Any gender.
Favorite basedjak? (Post an image of it).

Captcha: AAHRT

women would you be a natural freckled redhead if you could look however you wanted by magic?

State gender
Rate how coherent your mythos, ethos, pathos, logos and topos is from 1-10

>>33469856
F. None. Those and frogs are the dumbest shit.

>>33469844
F
I wear what makes me feel confident and comfortable. It pleases my desire for order and routine to wear a cohesive outfit. I've always been myself even when I got bullied for it

>>33469856
F
Don't think I have a favorite one, they are all peak comedy.
Pic rel is the last I saved.

>>33469859
>frogs dumb
no! it's not true! take it ba-ack

>>33469832 (OP)
Considering my nation betrayed me first, yeah I'm giving her state secrets.

>>33469857
No. I'd just be me but taller and with bigger tits.

>>33469852
>If people can afford those things then they aren't really pretending to be something they are not tho. Makes no sense.
If you have 50000€ on your account and your instinct is to buy a car which costs 48000€ then it very much makes sense.
A car is a liability, it can only degrade, it hardly generates any profit, yet people today will gadly make this decision to present themselves as someone with a status high enough where buying such a think wouldn't hinder them financially.

>>33469857
Sure

>>33469858
I am all of them yes

>>33469866
what's your skin tone and hair color you're so happy with?
(the rest is perfectly understandable)

>>33469864
Frogposters deserve to suffer.

>>33469863
I like the version of this where he's Hungarian. Its so accurate to Hungarians, they're a miserable people

>>33469873
Brown and dark brown.

>>33469844
M
I don't do this cause I'm broke lol
I liked buying fun outfits and thrifting in my party days though, it's just a bit of fun

>>33469874
Hey JH
*smooch*
How are you?

>>33469867
All things have a metaphysical weight. The things you surround yourself with make a difference. It matter wether you live surrounded by cheap trash in a run down apartment in the bad part of town or if you surround yourself with high quality stuff and reside in elevated spaces. Ones car is no exception. It's en expression and extension and it either elevated or drags you down.

>>33469874

>>33469877
Kek salami people

>>33469870
Not you.
>>33469877
Post it

>tfw I didn't want to leave the house today but my roommates finished the toilet paper earlier
Today is a cursed day bros

>>33469855
>How do people get to adulthood and still believe in god?
I've no idea. God is basically Santa in hot weather gear.

>>33469888
IP blocked. Fucking gookmoot...

>>33469882
Anyone who uses *action* should also suffer. Maybe not as much, but at least some ball kicks or something.
I'm fine, though.
>>33469885
Frogposters are dumb enough to accidentally hurt themselves with hammers.

>>33469880
hmmm sounds like cope

>>33469855
I don't want to go into a debate. But you tendency to call it pathetic is most likely born from an emotional reaction. It's understandable, but you asked
>how do you believe in God
I think you can figure out an answer for yourself by thinking critically about your own view.
Forget it being "pethetic", think as to why they do it, be the devil's advocate (lol).

Personally, it's not a struggle I am free of. Ofc I doubt sometimes, and I feel the same as you jn many cases. But I choose to believe, that is faith. And I am constantly trying to understand it myself.
And that is why my belief in God is very personal, but still strong.

>>33469844
I am whoever’s skin I decide to wear that particular day

>>33469891
Lel, filtered

>>33469832 (OP)
I got no allegiance to the state so fuck it

>>33469892
Don't hit my balls, please baby I'm sorry

>>33469888
Woah, rude

>>33469858
>Rate how coherent your mythos, ethos, pathos, logos and topos is from 1-10
M. Mythos: 9. Ethos: hard 10. Pathos: 5. Logos: 9 (unless you meant the plural of logo as in corporate logo, in which case 2). Topos: 5.

>>33469893
I don't think so. I love my hair and my skin. And if I had to pick another hot hair and skin color combo, I have thing for blonde white girls.

>>33469856
>Favorite basedjak?
Favourite angle to stick your dick into a live electrical socket? (That would be less painful).

>>33469903
>the plural of logo as in corporate logo
*squints eyes real hard*
And why would your logo rating be this low? Get a personal logo NOW

>>33469889
>doesn’t get their groceries delivered to their door through the use of a third party app
Must be tough living in the 1950’s

>>33469902
You have seen nothing. You are like babbi.

>>33469832 (OP)
>Would you leak the secrets?
Not if that was the last thing I'd see before doing it.
I'd need it to be her cleaning up my cock after I had just violently cummed inside her for the fourth time that night.

>>33469907
I don't feel anything because my penis is too small.

>>33469894
Its more born from my political positions. Christians have lost their backbone and have become traitors to their nations and people.

>>33469906
blondes are so overrated desu red hair is better

>>33469909
My money is not going to an indian to deliver my stuff

>>33469910
Crying like a baby has always gotten me what I want, so be it

a really troublesome part of how society perceives wealth is that if you aren't like women and don't seek to elevate your social status with your money, you're strange, stingy and undesirable.

Gender, what would you do with 200k USD?

>>33469920
I believe it, it shows

>>33469921
F
Idk man, prolly buy a house. I am financially illiterate.

>>33469914
I think that is a rather superficial reason. People are defective, it doesn't reflect the core of the ideas.

Girlies
Your brother is drafted to war. What do you do?

>>33469921
>what would you do with 200k USD?
M. Fix my house.

>>33469916
>blondes are so overrated
>>33469918
Yeah maybe you’re right lol

>>33469916
>blondes are so overrated desu red hair is better
nta
Blond and red are on the same hair spectrum

>>33469926
He's a capable man with lots of military training. He'll be alright.

>>33469916
I disagree. I'd only go gay for a blonde bimbo.

>>33469921
>Gender, what would you do with 200k USD
M.
That amount of money would literally set me up for life where I'm from. I'm confident it could even set me up if I lived jn the US, in terms of financial security.

>>33469925
I dont think it's superficial at all. The soul of Christianity is dead. The core ideas dont matter anymore.

>>33469832 (OP)
Do y'all really fall for this? A glance or a conversational deflection is enough to make people trying to extract information from you give up.

>>33469926
Think about him every day and stay in contact with his wife like I have been doing.

Anons, what's the daily quota?

>>33469916
It is well known that men who go after redheads specifically are freaks and possible sex offenders.

>>33469934
I can't keep secrets. I love gossip too much. Whatever you do, never trust me with any information you aren't ok with becoming public knowledge by morning.

>>33469928
>Eyebrows
She's a bottle blonde

>>33469936
350

>>33469922
Guerrilla warfare relies on the sole fact that your opponent thinks you’re just a silly billy
>>33469921
I already have that kind of money and it’s staying right where I can see it

>>33469936
At least an hour of masturbation.

>>33469936
What does this mean

>>33469943
>opponent thinks you’re just a silly billy
I am a war god

>>33469946
Woah that's a tad bit too much.

Women, can you choose something for me to nut to? No gross stuff

>>33469937
uhhhh I am a freak but I'm not a sex offender

>>33469926
that dude is not going to war lmao

>>33469921
M
Invest and live comfortably.

>>33469936
Be more vague and then refuse to reply to any of the replies.

>>33469950
Have some peak ESL moment

>>33469950

>>33469855
>How do people get to adulthood and still believe in god?
M.
God is much more than a thing we blindly put our fait in to get some rewards after we die. This is condemned.
Overall 2 things emerge.
1. God is a logical limit of our understanding. By using deduction we can determine that there must've been an unmoved mover, a transcendent being who is responsible for existance, once one understands the basics of the ontological and cosmological arguments the statement that the universe always existed will be both illogical and scientifically less plausible.
2. The belief that God is good - the moral argument. If one were to rely on scriptures like the Bible one could also observe offects in reality of following what it says. Historically Europe was very religious, people had families and the word of God ruled over them as a basis for a good life. Today in Europe atheism is becoming much more prevelant, people use politics and identity as a new religion, countries are collapsing demographically and for example society is ostracising many young men leading them into frustration. If these young men have no meaning in life, the secular law means nothing as they'll be ready to die tomorrow.
A few of them wonder if there's anyone who can help people like them, who will listen, who will give these morally, psychologically and spiritually broken ones new life and as it turns out there is, He is the one who was rejected, tortured, humiliated and killed and yet never repayed evil with evil, but blessed those who persecuted him, and he blessed the meek and those persecuted for the righteous cause.
God puts a limit to our behaviour, He liberates us from evil and gives us another chance in life, if God is your only master you are a slave no nothing in the world. If i had not taken up the cross, i might've killed someone by now.
Also Christianity is cool depending on the denomination - Catholicism/Orthodoxy makes you a fanatic which i find based.

>>33469941
Snoot smooch

>>33469832 (OP)
M or F
Has an ad ever made you want to buy something?

>>33469941
I only match with Asians and brunettes, blonde women must have a blood pact against me
>>33469948
You are the silly billy anon

>>33469928
>shows girls he didn't even match with
ENTjeet must be the most fucking retarded poster kek

>>33469960
F
Don't think so. Maybe at most seeing food made me hungry lol.

>>33469927
What issues does it have?

>>33469963
Can I much your thighs?

>>33469960
Snickers. When i was a kid.

>>33469933
What dles that have to do with your initial question? You are criticizing a cultural institution. It is very lazy.
This kind of thing always happens, with literally everything. Ideas are repeated so much that, over time, they lose meaning. Like how if you say a word repeatedly you feel like you forget what it means, it's the same. That is a failure of culture, of people, and people fail, constantly and in many ways. So it is an empty complaint, a shallow criticism with which literally everyone will agree. That's why it's shallow, because it is easy.
That is also how concepts become a cliché, it's actually the definition lol.
But they came to be repeated so much because they held a lot of meaning at one point, and that is what is of value, not the fact it has become a cliche.

Finally, your criticism sounds more like the typical apathetic sentiment held by literally everyone here. In a sense, that is also a cliché.

>>33469949
Definitely not. That's the minimum I need to do it to survive a day.
>>33469950
Pic rel.

>>33469947
Some term I've seen anons were throwing around sometimes.

>>33469960
Yes McRib

>>33469965
No, thats verboten. They are still burning from the gym.
Also, a cup of tea is five bucks. Literally 1984.

>>33469960
Woah, is that JH?

>>33469960
F. I've fallen for scam sex toy plushies twice. They look so nice, though.

>>33469962
>literally just said I don’t match with them

>>33469971
So gropes, I'm sorry, massages are still on the table

>>33469973
This is the idiot that had the audacity to say posting frogs is cringe. Let that sink in.

>>33468115
Idk if you're still lurking at all btw anon but thanks for posting last night <3

>>33469972
I'm 120 pounds and have curls, anon.

>>33469977
No, leave me legs alone???

>>33469982
It sounds like massage could help you recover and relax.

>>33469978
That changes nothing. Frogs ARE dumb.

>>33469982
nta but can I kiss your thighs?

>>33469979
That description sounds very cute. The kind of cute that would make me forget a out how much I like big tits.

>>33469958
The only thing stopping me from committing murder is law enforcement and prison.
Blessing those who hate you is just the saddest cucked shit imaginable to me.

>>33469884
Yes, it's called value based costing. People assign prices at the expected value, not production costs o something becuase buyers see it as a luxury, not a neccessity. Surrounding yourself with luxury conbstantly is detremental.

>self hating pajeet continues ban evading after being evicted in the last thread

>>33469968
imagine putting your dick in that haha

>>33469977
>>33469986
y'all too horny lmao go fap or smth

"Oh my God, am I here all alone?"
But something is happening and you don't know what it is
Do you, Mr. Jones?

>>33469981
>have curls
How many weaves do you have?

>>33469994
no I'm not horny I just want to kiss her thighs

>>33469993
I want to threaten a guy with that but he can't help but stay hard because he loves me so much.

>>33469994
I guess the last thread didn’t make it clear enough for them

>>33469994
Can I use femanon's thighs?

>>33469996
None. Everything about me is natural except my nails. I could never manage real nails this long.

>>33469960
M
no actually it does the opposite for me because it annoys me so much that I make it a point to NOT buy their shitty product

>>33470003
>long, plastic nails
Ew

>>33470006
I love them. They're fun.

>>33469999
you sound like wife material!

>>33470005
That’s how they get you anon

>>33470009
That doesn't make sense

>>33470008
That's a compliment I can accept.

>>33470008
Good morning saar!

>>33470009
how is that beneficial for them? they are not getting money from me

>>33470012
Nor does the McRib and yet I still buy them because they are delicious

Question for men:

Does the guy in this video come off as a controlling abuser, or a simp?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ng_6EHK7k0w

I ask, because he talks about how his ex-gf aborted their baby at 20 weeks (5 months) and the abortion involved the baby being birthed alive and then cut up so her organs could be harvested and sold to research facilities. After all that, this man claims he still forgives his ex-gf.

What does he sound like??

>>33469968
No wonder some anon in the last thread's dick was cut or something. You guys sure do soend a lot of time fapping.

>>33470013
^_^
>>33470014
no anon I'm not indian I just have a thing for sadists that's all geez you're really obsessed with indians aren't you?

>>33470015
Advertising doesn’t always mean that it has to be a monetary transaction

>>33470018
Wait, does he believe he can retrieve a dead fetus from a research lab?

>>33470019
Not a guy. I've hurt myself schlicking too much for sure, though.
>>33470020
>emoticon
I take it back. I don't accept the compliment.

>>33470017
Ads dont make want a McRib
As they say, crack sells itself

>>33470018
>ex-gf aborted their baby at 20 weeks (5 months) and the abortion involved the baby being birthed alive and then cut up
What? How is this possible?

>>33469999
Based

>>33469988
> law enforcement and prison.
Why, you have free housing, free meals, and free education depending on prison? And you'll get out anyways?
>Blessing those who hate you is just the saddest cucked shit imaginable to me.
Emotional immaturity. Do you also scream at your girlfriend like an animal when she does not understand you?
One does not repay evil with evil, if a promiscious woman judges me for my lifestyle, am i supposed to have an outburst and call her a whore, exposing the worst of my qualities and humiliate myself as well? Am i supposed to scream and cry at those who insult me?
No, becuase this does not show the quality of character, i have the right to defend myself from evil but nothing one says can topple me if i know that i fight for the right cause, God will judge all, and He is not mocked.
You are not obliged to forgive anyone unless they ask you btw, but clinging on to long past events instead of building yourself up is more pathetic. The opposite of love isn't hatred, but indifference.

>>33470020
Fuck off pajeet, you’re not fooling anyone, last thread exposed you crystal clear

>>33470026
Late term abortions are a thing.

>>33470018
Wasn't this posted already?

>>33470032
I'm posting it again.

>>33469988
>The only thing stopping me from committing murder is law enforcement and prison
Do you question why?
I bet that you hear/read quotes of Nietzsche saying that most aren't moral, but cowards, and agree with him, without realizing that the quote is about you.

>>33470023
>I take it back. I don't accept the compliment.
too late you can't take it back!

>>33470021
nah it's ok I mute the ad and refuse to look at it

>>33469988
The lion does not care about unemployment

>>33469937
>if men pursue anything that isn't me they're a sex offender
lmao, the absolute state of modern women

>>33470018
I think that murdering a man in cold blood is less frightening than this. I cannot imagine the mother committing this to her own unborn child. If the man actually found the ex who did it and gouged her eyes out it'd still be reasonable.

Men, if a woman you work with brought you some homemade donut holes, would you think about her every time you ate one? Would a bunch of glazed ones be sufficient, or would you want powdered, too?

>>33470030
what is this guy's problem? why is he so obsessed with pajeets?

>>33470018
The thought of my girlfriend murdering out unborn child sickens me. I could never forgive her.

At what UTC is /atoga/ active the most?

>>33470028
>Why, you have free housing, free meals, and free education depending on prison? And you'll get out anyways?
Because anal rape and nigs
>Do you also scream at your girlfriend like an animal when she does not understand you?
No, why would you assume this? I would get snappy.

>>33470039
No what's reasonable is not cumming inside a woman that doesn't wanna carry your sperm to term. He killed his daughter the moment he nutted in a woman that would get an abortion, simple as. It's like sending your kid to walk to school in a blizzard in just a tshirt and shorts and being surprised they freeze to death. Can't even place his nut correctly

>everything men do is for pussy
There are so many people on the on self improvement train the past two decades it's unreal, and I'm not talking about gym because many of them don't even hit the gym but instead do other activities, I'm talking about making money, being social, doing activities, hobbies, just keeping busy in general and making their life as interesting as possible to attract pussy. They are doing all that for pussy, constantly chasing a better looking pussy, younger, fresher, etc. until eventually they find one they are satisfied with so they can fertilize it but even then many of them continue to chase pussy on the side. Some of these boomers are 70+ and still chase pussy, that's right many divorced boomers have girlfriends, just look at that tremendous Eastwood faggot who found a new pussy at 70 or 80 and married for the 6th time. Not to mention famous chads like Julio Iglesias who had thousands of pussies throughout his life.
All that self-improvement, customs, social mores, hobbies, cultural events and other activities people do is to attract pussy so they can breed the next generation of goyim cattle and feel desired, loved and appreciated by their pussy and progeny.

>>33470040
Well, she made them, so I guess I'd think about her every time I eat one, I'd appreciate the gesture. And whatever she brings is fine, I'm not going to be picky if someone gives me food.

>>33470043
If this is a genuine concern you have about your partner than I’m afraid you have bigger problems anon

>>33470040
Yes. I would feel extremely special and complimented. And lucky.
>donut holes
I'm ESL, I thought all donuts had holes. A donut hole is the empty part. Which means you actually give me nothing? Fuck.

>>33470034
I don't read that mentally ill faggot.

>>33470047
I had no idea reading books was simply designed to get laid

>>33470018
I get abuser vibes from the sound of his voice.

wow i am such a loser
i am 24 yrs old without a job sitting in my parents basement playing with anime girl figures
at least i am a woman i guess

emoticons >>>>>>>> emojis

FUCK emojis

>>33469997
Based but that sounds kinda horny
>>33470001
Kek
Ask her not me
>>33470040
I would be very happy ye
Glazed is plenty
I still think about my milf colleague giving me her homemade soup and brownies and stuff

>>33470031
I know, but I was under the impression that the baby must be terminated first, while it's still inside the womb. So it can come out alive and this is somehow legal?

>>33470052
The plint still stands.
Why are you mad?

>>33470048
Obvs you don't get to be picky if I bring them without telling you, that's what I'm asking hypothetically before I bring them to him. I want to know what most guys would like.
>>33470050
Donut holes are the balls of dough taken out of the donut to make that shape. As a dessert, they're specifically made from the same kind of dough rather than literally being leftovers.

>>33470058
>Based but that sounds kinda horny
I guess it does lol

>>33470056
Sounds like you're winning ngl
What figs do you have?

>>33470044
I don't know the UTC and I'm not going to be bothered to look for it. I'd say that it starts to get busier usually in 6-8 hours from now

>>33470045
Not great to see where your mind lays with that first response.
>No, why would you assume this?
Because in the similar way the righteous are unbothered by evil, the emotionally immature are bothered by things of less relevance becuase they fear losing an argument, it's maturity, not just religion, although religion teaches this.

>>33470058
>tfw too short and sound too young to ever be thought of as a milf

>>33470061
>Donut holes are the balls of dough taken out of the donut to make that shape. As a dessert, they're specifically made from the same kind of dough rather than literally being leftovers.
That is fucking genius, wtf?
I thought they just spawned with that shape. Holy shit.

>>33470060
Because I'm always angry.

>>33470059
They birth the baby alive so they can harvest its organs which are then sold to universities for medical research.

>>33470061
What I meant by "I won't be picky" is that I'd be grateful anyway. Bur yeah, I think glazed are good enough.

>>33470040
Dunkin donuts and coffee are my survival food, t. ex cop, old habits die hard I guess

>>33470070
NTA they sell them at some supermarkets, they're quite good.

>>33470071
You need God

>>33470070
Food is something humans have been working on improving ever since we were around. Of course people have had some great ideas by now.
>>33470073
Good. I can do that.

>>33470058
>I still think about my milf colleague giving me her homemade soup and brownies and stuff
I swear it’s like every man had one of these in their 20’s myself included lol

I want to eat something but I already ate today I don't want to get fat, I guess I'll smoke to calm my hunger

>>33470046
Sex is a consentual activity. If a kid protests and stabs with with a knife becuase he didn't wanna go into a blizard, i'd be powerless.
She had sex with full consent, she knew that she was engaing in creating a potential for human life and she was willing to kill, just to have more satisfaction in life.
It's horrendeous, and even though i'm against the death penalty, this makes me wonder if the witch trials should be brought back.

>Eat tacos late night with a girl
>Hook up with her
>the salsa on my hands burns her pussy
I'm going to fucking shoot myself :(
I can't believe I did this to this poor girl.

>>33470080
Eat my butt.

>>33470075
>>33470077
That's like... 2 donuts, for the price of 1. Simply genius.

>>33470076
Do I? Why is that?

>>33470068
You'll get there kek
She was like 20 years older than you
>>33470078
It's a rite of passage jk
>>33470080
Naw if you're hungry anon have something, if you're really worried then something healthy/low cal I guess
I'm about to smoke too tho cause I gotta shower and go to the store I just want to go back to sleep fffff

>>33470087
So stop being angry. I thought that was implied.

>>33470083
I literally cannot imagine ever wanting
to have sex with a man who doesn't wash his fucking hands and clean his fucking nails before fingering me. The idea alone makes me actually sick.

>>33470083
Ooooh noooooo I'm so sorry bro that is so fucked up

>>33470087
Everyone needs God, regardless of status.
Repent and be free of evil.

>>33470089
Well in twenty years I will literally be a milf, but that'll mean I'm already married and too old to date guys in their early 20's and get away with it.

>>33470083
Fucking kek this is why I never eat with hands while on a date
>>33470089
Did you fuck yours? I had two and fucked them both one of them ended up having a mental breakdown I guess from sleeping with somebody young enough to be her son lol

>>33470090
How is god going to make me less angry?

>>33470084
are you a girl?
>>33470089
>Naw if you're hungry anon have something, if you're really worried then something healthy/low cal I guess
>I'm about to smoke too tho cause I gotta shower and go to the store I just want to go back to sleep fffff
hmm guess I could eat something small

Wednesday was such a blessing to the world.
Not only was it entertaining and the best thing Tim Burton was involved in in decades, it also flooded social media with hot goth cosplay and lewds.

>>33470091
Oh shut up salmon fingers

>>33470098
Yeh, but that shouldn't make you take my joke seriously. It was supposed to make you mad.

>>33470091
She didn't wash her hands either we literally ate them and fucked minutes later, we didn't have access to sinks.
>>33470092
I'm worried for her, I hope she's ok, I don't think she's ever going to want to see me again.

>>33470093
Currently ticking off my check list thanks

>>33470100
What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
>>33470103
She's a fucking dumbo too, then. You're made for each other.

>>33470099
Personally, that werewolf girl did it for me.

>>33470102
oh sorry I have autism please be patient

>>33469832 (OP)
what you got planned for today, fellow retards?

>>33470096
You need to find out on your own. I'm not trying to be weird here. But I literally can't tell you, not because it's some mystical secret, but because I can't convince you to alter your entire thought process. That is something that happens when you study other ideas sincerely.

>>33470093
I'm not evil

>>33470105
You know wrath is a sin too right

>>33470108
No. I can't give anyone special treatment here.
>>33470109
I was going to answer, then I read your name.

>>33470104
>On hearing this, Jesus said, “It is not the healthy who need a doctor, but the sick. But go and learn what this means: ‘I desire mercy, not sacrifice.’[a] For I have not come to call the righteous, but sinners.”

>>33470107
She was too boring for me, but a good and fitting character in the story.

>>33470111
There is no one righteous, not even one
Humility before God for all purposes is neccessary.

>>33470114
>I desire mercy, not sacrifice.
Sounds like something I would say to my ex in the bedroom lol

>>33470112
Bite me.
>>33470115
The toxic positivity thing always works for me in fanfic characters. And that whole series felt like one big fanfic.

>>33470018
Not a man but that made me queasy to read
I couldnt even dissect a frog, this is horrible

>>33470082
That's her right though you can't fault a baby killer for wanting to kill babies it's her instinct preventing another criminal or deviant from being born. Fucking a woman that doesn't wanna carry it is literally just the same as cumming into a toilet bowl. Just mentally detach any feelings from it unless you are some sort of weirdo cuck with a glutton for mental pain. Maybe a fetish for creating babies to be killed? Ewww.

>>33470118
You’re insane

I'm waiting for her to get back to me...
I think its all ogre

>>33470123
I've been in your position, be prepared for the worst anon

>>33470116
Well I dont consider myself evil because anything bad done towards people I hate is a good thing to me

>>33470125
I messed up so badly I should have just looked up what to do while we were together and now she's in immense pain.

I wanted to get something to eat but dad is downstairs and I hate being near him

>>33470126
Stealing the essence of negativity from people makes you a social vampire

>>33470121
>***king a woman that doesn't wanna carry it
Said action if for procreation, if you'd gotten to that point then that would require active lying/deception from the side of the woman.
Lies are bad but some lies lead to more destruction, and if this destruction is fully willing the person committig it is abhorent.
It is for this reason that the worst of traitors in history are known thousands and thousands of years after their demise.

>>33470131
Maybe.

woman can you tell me something nice before i go to sleep?

>>33470128
Why do men never take shit serious until it's too late?

>>33470122

>>33470109
Nothing much, wbu?

>>33470134
My isopods enjoyed the potato I prepared for them this week.

Why can't affectionate women be real

>>33470136

>>33470135
I did try to take it seriously I kept asking if she was ok and she kept saying it was fine and not a problem.

>>33470134
I have strawberry milkshake. Want a sip?

>>33470080
if you want to, you can drink something sweet

>>33470118
>that whole series felt like one big fanfic.
Not enough smut for that.

>>33470095
>Did you fuck yours
No she was married lol
I'm turbovirgin
>>33470098
>guess I could eat something small
It won't kill ya!
>>33470099
It was a cool series
>>33470094
Can't have it all I suppose

>>33470141
how do you know they enjoyed them?

>>33470146
>i get to indirect kiss with femanon
Yes please

>>33470147
but that makes you fat too though plus it's 3 am right now all stores nearby are closed and I don't have anything sweet in my house

>>33469921
M
Buy a bunch of land and slowly develop it. First would be land I would live on then the rest would be either flipping them or renting the house on them out.

>>33470109
Running on like 3hrs of sleep but don't want to spend the day bedrotting
Just showered and tidying up and need to go to the store
Then I should really apply to jobs cause I have a meeting in the morning and haven't applied to any in weeks...

>>33470134
>can you tell me something nice before i go to sleep?
You are the very best person in the world at being you.

>>33470138
XD
not much
i think Ill become a namefag too and leave that shit up forever
>>33470113
why? nigger lover? coal burner?

>>33470129
Mood
You should be able to get food tho anon, it's your kitchen as much as his
Or just do what I sometimes do when I cba to talk to people and go straight out to the store and get something

>>33470144
Next time listen to your gut feeling because obviously it was not ok and you knew it wasn't.
What did you even do?

>>33470157
:)

>>33470159
fucking hell XD
we should all become namefags like this

>>33469921
>what would you do with 200k USD?
I would honestly probably give most of it to family, friends and charity, and then keep a bit to live on so I don't become homeless again before getting back on my feet
I don't trust myself to manage that kind of money kek I'd probably spend most of it on drugs and dumb shit

>>33470018
"Pro-life". That means absolutely every single thing they say is a lie. No point in watching.

>>33470159
just being near him makes me extremely uncomfortable but yeah I need to get over this, I'm going down there again and get something to eat

>>33470155
its was a rethorical question
idgaf about your day
change your name to something racist!

women, do you like cats?

>>33469964
>What issues does it have?
I think a detailed breakdown would be doxxing myself. Suffice to say the rear extension wasn't built properly.

>>33470164
Kek you got the ball rolling
>>33470167
): are you able to like make/grab something and take it back to your room or elsewhere?
Iktf I'm very avoidant also but you will feel better for it anon. Take deep breaths count to 3 and then just go get something, don't worry about him. If he starts with ya we'll get the boys on him jk

>>33470151
Yeah, enjoy my mouth bacteria >>33470169
Meh
Little kittens are cute but thats about it
I wouldn't want one myself
Imagine cat hair everywhere ew

>>33470142
What is up with the manga convention of drawing men without eyes?

>>33469832 (OP)
M or F
The guy on the right is engaged to the woman on the left.
Do you think they are equal in attractiveness?

>>33470175
The more a character is a blank space, the more it lets you project your fantasies on it. This is why masked men are so popular.

>>33470175
Saves time
Makes easier to self insert
Men have smaller, less detailed heads so eyes would make you notice it
Male eyes? Who cares

>>33470175
you are reading hentai anon
>>33470174
I do wish cats stayed small but I do like cats in general the hair is not that much of a problem for me but that's because my cat doesn't shed as much

>>33470176
F
Yeah

>>33470173
>): are you able to like make/grab something and take it back to your room or elsewhere?
>Iktf I'm very avoidant also but you will feel better for it anon. Take deep breaths count to 3 and then just go get something, don't worry about him. If he starts with ya we'll get the boys on him jk
yeah I think I'll make a sandwich really quick and get out of there my dad has always made me really uncomfortable and my mom to but not as much as my dad

>>33470176
If he passes as white then I'm white.

>>33470176
M, bro's batting out of his league slightly but good for him

>>33470176
who cares?

>>33470182
OK well take care and make a lovely sandwich <3

footfags why do you jerk off to waffle stompers? that's pretty gross

>>33470018
>pro-life
I am not going to give that garbage any views, but my asumption is "yes, an abuser".

If you can't get a virgin then you might as well date a whore. I don't even know what the hang-up most men have over this is. Like a woman who has been with three dudes in relationships for years taking dicks has worse pair-bonding than a party whore who had no emotional attachment to the dick she was taking.

>>33470192
>If you can't get a virgin then you might as well date a whore
Der madonna-whore complex

>>33470192
I agree though who cares about body count when it's just casualshit
5 failed relationships is a bigger red flag than 30 hookups ngl

>>33470151
They were swarming it. Even the babies, who are usually too shy to come out of the substrate.
>>33470158
I'm mixed, and the only time I'll accept a white guy using that term is in the bedroom.

>>33470183
>>33470176
I am not racebaiting here.
Can I get a tldr on his lore?

>>33470169
yes, very!!!!

>>33470195
so you want white guys to call you a nigger? damn niggerette youre kinda deranged

>>33470195
Are you the anon who asked me a while ago if I'd be willing to call you names and slurs in the bedroom? Do you have pet isopods?

>>33470192
Whores have too high standards, it's literally impossible to get a whore who's used to sleeping with chads. The incel trope of not wanting a girl with a bodycount is sour grapes, they couldn't because girls with high bodycounts want guys with high bodycounts, they want studs, not shy virgins or inexperienced moids

It's easier to get a virgin than a whore

>>33470200
In very specific roleplaying scenarios. And your shitposting isn't one of them.
>>33470201
Probs not. The only insult I'd want in bed is the slur thing during roleplay. I wouldn't want to be insulted otherwise under any circumstances.
Also they're not my pets, they're specimens at work that I take care of.

>>33470192
It's more about the lifestyle. I doubt I have much in common with someone who lives in those environments.

>>33470205
>Probs not. The only insult I'd want in bed is the slur thing during roleplay. I wouldn't want to be insulted otherwise under any circumstances.
Also they're not my pets, they're specimens at work that I take care of.

Alright then. They're specimens, so what are they for? What's being researched with them?

>>33470198
do you have a cat? I have two actually

>>33470208
It's a college. They're used in some classes for basic experiments. Nothing destructive, just observing behaviors. Them being picky about dark, damp, cluttered environments is great for that sort of thing.

>>33470205
too bad idgaf about you. neath to all diggers
why tf are you on 4chan if youre a nigger?

>>33470213
Nta
Racism is banned outside of /b/

>>33470196
"conservative" women eating each other.

>>33470209
i briefly did but UNFORTUNATELY it literally DIED when i got back from a trip

>>33470216
racism banned? on 4chan?

>>33470202
>Whores have too high standards
>girls with high bodycounts want studs, not shy virgins or inexperienced moids
Maybe some but definitely not all lmao

>>33470213
>>33470220
Lmao, you must be 18 to post here. Lurk moar.

And yeah if you want to know, several people got a warning a few threads back for saying less racist stuff than you.

>>33470213
I've been here longer than you. Racism without context or purpose is the most blatantly braindead, edgy shitposting possible. It's not even entertaining to make fun of.

>>33470202
>Whores have too high standards
They don't when they are desperate to settle down

>>33470217
NTA
Stop spamming.

>>33470218
oh no! what happened? was he sick or something? I'm so sorry about that :(

>>33470222
>>33470227
whiteknighting for a negress much? she wont give you a crumb of negrussy bros

>>33470227
You can almost tell the kind of person he is. The one that would shout nigger in the middle of street and would quickly run away, unable to stifle a chuckle. Peak comedy and irreverence.

girls

could you live the rest of your life without ever having sex ever again?

>>33470213
Your ego is too fragile.

>>33470234
>They're telling me that I'm retarded? It must be because they're defending another anon.

You can't even troll or ragebait right. Did you discover this site yesterday or something?

Girls,

How fuck ugly are you if you wear a mask?

>>33470220
"Racism outside /b" is one of the reasons for which a post can be reported, and heavily racist threads do get pruned from blue boards.

need an average mid gf

>>33470099
Maybe the most important thing about Wednesday is that it popularized black nail polish a lot more.

Girls,

I'm a guy whose dated a few women in the past few years who are 10+ years younger than me.

They've ended due to general life phase shit that got in the way (living with family/college), but I wanted to know, what's it like for the girl?

How do you feel dating an older man? Do you ever expect it to work out? Are you dating him for any reason in particular?

I can imagine I'm more emotionally stable in some ways, more masculine, more able to give you a good time, but I'm literally homeless right now and still get young women. I just got done dating a beautiful, sweet rich french girl and Im living in poverty, a month away from homelessness, 14 years older than her, she's still in college. Do you think she ever felt dirty? Ashamed?

>>33470237
No. Unless I already had a baby, then maybe.

>>33470236
Agreed.
This goes for swearing in general, only the most immature sub 80 IQ retards swear and use slurs while thinking that they're so cool. Especially if they're doing it on 4chan where there are no risks. You're not tough, lol.

>>33470233
he was getting sick and then according to a neighbor he got in a fight outside :(

>>33470249
>no
why?
>unless i already had a baby
why would that make a difference?

>>33470244
based I love ugly girls

>>33470244
Omg yeah she is so average and so mid, so average in fact I would be her slave and live a horrible average life or worship and debauchery, rolling for average

>>33470238
>>33470240
>>33470243
y'all so fucking lame
youre ruining my 4chin

What incels call pair-bonding is a meme. That is all.

>>33470255
>why?
I'm a very sexual person, and physical intimacy is very important to me.
>why would that make a difference?
I really want a kid. It's absolutely impossible for me to accept never having sex again since that'd stop me from having a baby the way I want to.

>>33470259
elaborate

>>33470248
>I can imagine I'm more emotionally stable
Yes, I'm sure you *imagine* that.

>>33470260
>i'm a very sexual person
you could just masturbate
>I really want a kid
IVF exists

>>33470262
You're right I wasn't very stable. I'm kind of crazy desu. my last one seemed more emotionally mature desu. You just gonna bait n meme me?

>>33470252
The worst thing is that you can make racist jokes and be kind of funny, but these people never go beyoned shouting "nigger nigger nigger" and hoping that people would gasp, cover their ears and cry. We're in 4chan nigga, we're not normies. We have rekt threads, saying nigga is not going to shock anyone.

>>33470261
>elaborate
There's nothing else to say. The way incels think human pair bonding works has no basis in reality. It's fiction.

>>33470258
Good.

>>33470253
oh man I'm so sorry about that anon :(

>>33470256
>asian
damn, what a shame

>>33470217
Hilarious. And then it's just pathetic.

>>33470266
>It's fiction
Go on I'm listening

>country passes law that having a kid is a human right and women can get impregnated artificially if they want to, this is done to not exclude lesbians from having children
>Men cant
how the fuck is that fair?

>>33470258
This site has become reddit
Its fucking dogshit
Where the fuck else am I supposed to call someone a nigger without being banned? Fucking cunts

>>33470258
>NOOOOO YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO LAUGH WHEN I SAY NIGGER
>I SAY THE BAD WORD, I'M NOT A NORMIE
>YOU GUYS JUST DON'T GET 4CHAN, YOU'RE RUINING IT

Lol, cope and seethe.

>>33470263
I already masturbate a lot. It's not enough when I'm in a relationship.
>IVF exists
I know. I will always consider every option, but I really want to go through the process of having a child as normally and naturally as possible. I feel like it'd give my future baby the best possible outlook in general.

>>33470273
In the threads that 4chan has where you can call people a nigger, perhaps?

>>33470272
satanists can't ritually torture kids if heteros aren't reproducing

>>33470276
It should be allowed everywhere on this site

>>33470280
You are the same type of person that rages at anybody calling you an incel.

>>33470282
I'm not because I'm not an incel

>>33470280
That's a different discussion. I think the fear or whatever you want to call it around the word nigger is exaggerated. But you asked where can you call someone that without getting banned.

>>33470276
tell me why the fuck did pussy redditord migrated to our site? why cant we have nothing for ourselves?

>>33470267
>>33470274
Go back to plebbit faggots nobody gives a shit bout your feelings

>>33470264
>You just gonna bait n meme me?
If you like. But when men date women much younger than themselves it's usually either because they don't regard women as human at all - but as either objects or status indicators - or because they lack the maturity to be able to form a genuine emotional connection with someone their own age, and have to hang out with people who are the same mental age as they are, and who will inevitably outgrow them in a few years.

If you want to know what it's like on the other end of that: some women date older men because they are vulnerable to manipulation; some (generally very young) women do it out of rebellion or a desire to feel grown-up; some are trying to compensate for a poor relationship with their father; some are pragmatic gold-diggers; some have such low self-esteem that being viewed as a non-human status symbol actually makes them feel better about themselves; and some are bright and precocious and find men their own age boring and childish (but men their own age generally catch up some time in their mid to late twenties).

>>33470282
say whatever the fuck you want cunt
just dont get butthurt when somebody calls you a nigger

>>33470275
>I already masturbate a lot
how old are you

>>33470271
>Go on I'm listening
NTA, but I very much doubt that.

>>33470288
>nobody gives a shit bout your feelings
Neither does anybody about yours, kid.

>>33470296
kay then let me express my hatred for niggers without butting in
go pick up mushrooms or some shit

>>33470288
Lmao, the guy that says nigger as much as he can to be shocking and funny got offended because people don't care, go figure.

>>33470280
>It should be allowed everywhere on this site
Perhaps you don't understand the concept of "containment boards"?

>>33470296
This post gives off "boomer that's happy his white grandkid was murdered by a white person instead of a nigger" energy

>>33470293
34.

>>33470302
if you didnt care you wouldnt have butted in
again, go back to plebbit

>>33470304
Perhaps you're not familiar with the concept of eating my entire ass?

>>33470306
you're in the age window where you're probably going to see a big drop in your sex drive soon. typically it happens to women in their late 20s, but since you haven't had that yet, it's probably coming in your near future

>>33470307
I don't care about you saying nigger, I care about you making a fool of yourself, that's why I'm still here.

>>33470305
>having kids
I am offended.

>>33470304
why are containment boards of 4chin? why do we have a tranny/faggot board?
Its so disgusting that this place have been infested with lefties

>>33470272
>how the fuck is that fair?
When science makes it possible to produce a viable ovum from a male cell, gay male couples will have the right to have children that way (perhaps initially with a surrogate mother). There's no legal imbalance, it's just that the science hasn't yet caught up with morality.

>>33470312
Thank fuck your retarded ass isn't in the genepool

>>33470248
>How do you feel dating an older man?
I don't really think much about his age, which is probably telling - men who date younger women are often immature in a sense.
>Do you ever expect it to work out?
Of course. I think about my future with him. Which, honestly, I'm aware is stupid and I feel stupid about occasionally. But if I'm in love, it's hard to override those thoughts and feelings. I'm aware that most women who date older men are more realistic and ruthless about it, but I can't be like that even though I wish I were.
>Are you dating him for any reason in particular?
I struggle to make friends or connect with people. It's very rare for me to "click" with anyone. When it happens, I embrace it and don't consider a big age difference a dealbreaker.

>>33470311
sure buddy, deflect more

>>33470314
>Tell me you're a newfag without telling me you're a newfag.

>>33470310
My libido has only increased over time. I can't imagine it changing anytime soon. Maybe having a kid will mess it all up, though.

>>33470316
Unlike you, I just don't want to abuse kids, you know.

>>33470314
The feds intentionally ruined this site because of its immense cultural impact

>>33470308
>Perhaps you're not familiar with the concept of eating my entire ass?
It's optimistic of you to imagine that anyone ever will be.

>>33470319
C'mon, don't be sad. Keep saying nigger, I'm sure we will appreciate your edginess and trolling skills soon enough. It's bound to be funny sooner or later.

>>33470272
Yeahh I don't know how to feel about this lol
You start going into dangerous territory if we just start allowing anybody to have kids via unnatural means and regardless of the parental/family structure
I'm sure a lot of those single women would make fantastic moms but... how do you properly vet for people who just want a kid for the sake of it lol

>>33470310
>typically it happens to women in their late 20s

>>33470307
>if you didnt care you wouldnt have butted in
This unironically is the most reddit-tier thing to say.

>inb4 I wouldn't know, I don't go to reddit.

>>33470329
it does, just like it happens to men as well in their mid 30s

>>33470328
>You start going into dangerous territory if we just start allowing anybody to have kids via unnatural means and regardless of the parental/family structure
Why?

>>33470320
Ive been here for years but sometimes the rage still surface
>>33470312
lemme guess: its immoral to bring kids into this world? or le cute hemckerino dogs are less expensive than kids?
but its a good thing faggot lefties dont want kids. maybe you will all perish in a couple of generatons

>>33470291
>dont regard women as human
I don't understand this meme. I see women as human. I don't end up with younger women because I'm specifically going for them, either. When I have a chance with a women, I take it, and the last two chances I had were women who were REALLy into me and were also 10+ years younger- was I supposed to say no? I'm a guy, I dont have all the options in the world. Also, I try dates with women my age and they're so fucking boring and dead.

This girl was very intelligent and dedicated to a craft. She was doing a month long pilgrimage on foot at the same age I was working at a department store and wasting time in college.

I respect her decision to dump me, I became too attached too quick. I want to try to have an older gf next time, but my attraction matters, and if I have the option of a girl with no wrinkles vs one with... and who has dated only 1 guy vs 10, and has some preconceived notion of me due to all of those men... I'm sorry.

>>33470322
Wow you're so scared that might actually molest a child you'll keep yourself out of the genepool? How noble of you lmao
Good, we dont need more faggots

>>33470335
Ok, pedo.

>>33470332
It really doesn't. Female sex drive stays steady right up till menopause (unless there's some external factor like having to look after a child, or breastfeeding).

>>33470321
nta but my best friend and his wife had a kid a few years ago, my friend said that before they had a kid, they had a very very sexual marriage. But since the kid was born, his wife never wants sex anymore, she said she has 0 interest in sex now. They talked to her doctor about it and the doctor said its not uncommon for that to happen, because the birth permanently changes the balance of hormones in the mother. For many women it kills their sex drive. It's been 4 years since their kid was born, and he said they very very rarely have sex.

>>33470335
>Ive been here for years but sometimes the rage still surface

Lol, and you're still stuck in the "hehe I said nigger" mindset? My ass, either you've been years away or you're a newfag.

>>33470339
>we dont need more faggots
Is that why you pretend to not be one?

>>33470337
>I see women as human.
Good for you, anon. Gold star. But plenty of men who date younger women do not.

>>33470342
then why do 20 something girls always want lots of sex, but sex is way less in 30s? Don't say kids or work.

>>33470332
I'm 38, a man and my sex drive now is higher than in my 20s.

>>33470326
okay, kill yourself nigger

>>33470323
yeah, apparently the top posters on pol were kike fags
shit's a ruin now

>>33470331
if you feel the need to argue with me over the usage of the word nigger you are a plebbitor

>>33470337
>but my attraction matters, and if I have the option of a girl with no wrinkles vs one with...
And that's where the objectification begins. A mentally normal man cares more about finding someone he loves than someone with smooth skin; but you don't.

>>33470328
We already don’t vet anyone about kids for any reason. Why does it matter now?

>>33470350
>38 male
>on 4channel
>specifically in a thread of boys larping as girls asking each other degenerate sex questions with all made up answers
larp detected

>>33470345
>omm are you actually le gay?!
Lmao

>>33470343
That's honestly really depressing to hear. It's cringe to admit it, but my libido is such a huge part of my life that I can't imagine it's purely hormonal. But I'd be willing to trade literally anything for a healthy, happy baby. So if that means I have to lose out on something that makes me as happy as my sex drive, so be it. I can only hope that, in that scenario, the man I love enough to have the baby with also shared that sort of sentiment.

>>33470348
>Don't say kids or work.
Or in other words:
>Answer my question without giving me the actual answer to my question.

>>33470357
You sound like an egirl who runs a dozen edgy 4chan discords.

>>33469832 (OP)
Women, how many products do you use on your face and body?

>>33470341
kek
damn, Im absolutely owned. You showed me well, darling. youre out of words and had to hit me with the holy trinity of baseless insults? gonna call me an incel next?

>>33470344
yep, thats the 4chan culture if youre not a retarded leftoid faggot...

>>33470362
You're just fucking making shit up of what comes to your head

>>33470352
>okay, kill yourself nigger
>the top posters on pol were kike fags
>if you feel the need to argue with me over the usage of the word nigger you are a plebbitor

Literally the most tryhard post I've ever seen on this site. Like a kid who just discovered swearing, only trying to fit in 4chan.

>>33470361
NTA, but that's a bit of a non-argument.
Men have kids and work too, yet still wanna fuck like twice a day in their 30s, unless they have some medical condition.

>>33470354
Ok so you don't like a man with muscles, what are you, gay?
>>33470347
Thanks mommy. I did give her the "I want you to eventually be my housewife" talk though.

>>33470360
>I can't imagine it's purely hormonal
but thats how it works. Sex drive is hormonal.
>it means i have to lose out on something
not really, because if you lose your sex drive, that means you won't care about sex anymore. You won't "feel" as if you're losing anything because you won't think or care about it anymore.

>>33470370
Hit a nerve, huh.
Not surprised.

>>33470367
A handful of hair products, two face skincare products, a body moisturizer, and some makeup and makeup removal products. I'd have to raid my cupboard at home to count the exact number.

Why do girls hate orgasms

>>33470378
No, you didn't retard

>>33470371
since when is it try hard to use the normal, usual 4chan lingo? or do you barely hear this shit in your reddit spaces?
the more you reply, the more you give yourself off as a plebbitor

>>33470383
Sure thing, buddy.

>>33470369
>G-GUYS SEE I SAY INCEL, NIGGER AND FAGGOT
>I'M ONE OF YOU I SWEAR
>YOU JUST DON'T GET 4CHAN

>>33470376
>You won't "feel" as if you're losing anything because you won't think or care about it anymore.
Isn't that sad to consider, though? Like from this point in time, I'd view it as a loss in the vacuum of this conversation. It genuinely makes me happy to get to feel good and make someone I love feel good. It's such an easy a d intimate way to share a pleasant moment.

>>33470367
>Women, how many products do you use on your face and body?
Bar soap for body. Occasionally (if I've been wearing sunscreen, for example) a face wash. And once every fortnight I try hydraluronic acid for exfoliation. So around three.

>>33470380
The only orgasms I hate are the sudden, unsatisfying orgasms that come from overstimulation.

Dealing with plebbitors makes me not care about shootings in America because it's comforting to think someone I fucking hate was probably murdered and their families are either heartbroken or relieved.

>>33470389
thats just normal life tho. Everything is relative in the moment. There may be things that you cared about a lot 10 years ago that you don't even think of at all now. Sex is no different. In 5-10 years from now, sex may not be a thing on your mind at all.

>>33469832 (OP)
My wife but shes flat

>>33469847
Thanks

>>33470372
>Men have kids and work too
Yes, but women generally do far more than half of looking after the kids. In the cases where that doesn't happen, the women don't lose their libido.

I'm gonna post this link again, and you can't stop me. (It is actually good advice, though - this is how you recover from a dead bedroom).

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2025/mar/01/i-felt-like-i-was-his-carer-why-straight-women-in-relationships-lose-interest-in-sex

>>33470390
what about hair?
>Bar soap for body.
Isn't that gross?

>>33469857
No, I'd just make my ribs smaller.

>>33470373
>I did give her the "I want you to eventually be my housewife" talk though.
Oooooh... gold star revoked.

>>33470380
>Why do girls hate orgasms

>>33470400
>Isn't that gross?
Why would it be gross? Lather it in on the louffer or in your hands. Bar soap lasts much longer and there's no plastic packaging.
>what about hair?
Shampoo and conditioner. I also apply a little cooking olive oil to my hair after washing, as it helps with frizz.

Hi /atoga/. My new wife—a virgin—whines about how much it hurts when I try to fuck her. It’s slowly gotten better—she can take the head without screaming now—but it requires lube and a LOT of making out, wine, etc. Yes it’s the right hole. No, my dick isn’t insanely huge. Yes, she is a woman with an otherwise-normal vagina. No, she can’t suck it, do anal, and will not let me eat her out (religious reasons).

It could be vaginismus. I’ve been able to rub against her and sorta cum inside her by putting the tip in when I cum. But full sex just hasn’t worked yet.

It gets her upset every time and she blames herself. What’s the secret here?

>>33470376
>if you lose your sex drive, that means you won't care about sex anymore.
NTA, but that is absolutely not true. My partner had lack-of-drive issues for a bit and she was regularly in tears about it.

>>33470405
I mean they kinda do, why else would they not seek them out

>>33470272
>men can't
Can't what? Have a vagina put into them?

>>33470409
>My new wife—a virgin—whines about how much it hurts when I try to fuck her.
But you ignored her and kept on doing it.

>>33470412
You... are aware that women masturbate, right?

>>33470412
They dont need to seek it out, it comes to to them. Male attention is cheap and worthless, a girl can get any guy she wants

>>33470334
Eh I guess at least some vetting should be done
Tbh a good single mom who is eager and ready to raise a kid is probably in a better position than half the loser couples here on council estate

>>33470414
I did not. Perhaps if I did, I’d have popped her fully by now. But I don’t want to traumatize her.

>>33470399
>and you can't stop me
Why would I? I said NTA.
I don't disagree that relationships where children are involved often being uneven.
Just to be clear, I'm not interested in having kids, so that wouldn't affect me personally though.

>In the cases where that doesn't happen, the women don't lose their libido.
If you got some statistics or report to back this up, I would be interested in seeing them.

>>33470410
not because she wanted sex, but because she felt guilty as if something is wrong with her. Low T men don't want sex, but they feel like less of a man because they don't WANT sex. They don't crave sex

Missionary sex is so exhausting. Women expect you to have a fucking athletes endurance

>>33470355
>already don’t vet anyone about kids for any reason
Yeah tbf I just thought about this
I mean I was an accident myself kek
Would rather be born to someone who wanted me desu
>>33470426
I wouldn't know lol

Do you believe there is a way for you to not be alone? Do you believe you will ever meet someone who breaks this barrier inherent to human existence? I mean it, like what do you think about your loneliness? Do you think there is a way for us to ever not be alone?

State gender.

>>33470426
Skill issue.

>>33470429
M
No lmfao I'm a lost cause
You guys do something with your lives though
I have to do a big supermarket haul and dreading it brehs

>>33470430
No it's not, missionary is just a bad position because of how exhausting it is

>>33470426
fap hero is literally designed to teach you tempo and endurance

>>33470429
M

>Do you believe there is a way for you to not be alone?
Maybe? But it will be difficult.

>Do you believe you will ever meet someone who breaks this barrier inherent to human existence?
People do it to a greater or lesser extent every day, so I guess yes.

>like what do you think about your loneliness?
It sucks

>Do you think there is a way for us to ever not be alone?
Difficult, but yes.

>>33470426
Don't complain. I work my legs out specifically to squat on dick for as long as possible. Guys should be exercising just as much.

>>33470408
Lots of body wash bottles don’t have plastic packaging and they’re usually recyclable.

Women does any of you volunteer for a round of random checking to see if my penis fits inside you?

>>33470435
What the fuck is fap hero?

She never responded to me

>>33470272
That makes no sense

>>33470441
Youve never been fucked

>>33470449
I definitely have. Literally and figuratively.

>>33470429
Why are you scared of being alone? Just learn to enjoy yourself.

>>33470259
Yep.

>>33470441
Ugh, now I have to exercise...

>>33470444
NTA, I think they're game like porn videos where you have to jerk off at the tempo and control yourself or something like that.

Fuck anons they were giving out free taster shots at the supermarket and combined with what I had earlier I'm fucked
Any important or essential items you would buy on a store trip
I have a list just need to remember it all
It's literally 1pm this is fucking embarrassing lol

>>33469844
Male
I have exactly 1 "going out" outfit that makes me look like a medieval peasant, everything else is for work
Any other expensive stuff I buy is just because I like it, mostly technology or merch

>>33470454
If you want good sex, yes.

>>33470450
Sureee and Im the king of england (psst youre a slut)

>>33470457
I tend to get tofu any time I go because chances are I'm low

>>33470443
Sure. Post stats and I'll let you know.

>>33470460
Ok.

>>33470459
Ugh... I hate working out

>>33470462
You have a dildo of my size at home or what? Anyway Im 9 inches long and 6 inches around. Just kidding :^)

More like 6.7-6.8 and 5.7 [sic] in girth

pet owners vastly, vastly, vastly, vastly, vastly, vastly overestimate how interested other people are in their animals

hot girls need a nobel prize for whoring themselves out on social media even uggos can pretend they got some action

>>33470464
Cat got your tongue or are you possessed

>>33470459
Bold to assume us non-exerciser anons are having sex kek
Even when I worked out daily I wasn't
>>33470465
Same but if you get a physical job and cycle or whatever you can keep fitter
I might join a gym again at some point for masochistic purposes
>>33470461
OK that's sweet <3
What do you use it for?
Imma have to pass though I never had tofu sorry
I don't even want to fucking eat anything, fuck my roommates for sending me out to the store when they literally walk past this exact same store on the way home from work
Holy fuck I hate this muzak they're playing here too. I'm not fucking drunk enough for this lol

>>33470451
It's not fear. And it's not physical loneliness, it's spiritual.

Women, please dont talk about your exes
I'd rather not acknowledge they exist

>>33470467
I get what you mean
I remember a mutual friend at events would constantly talk about their dog and make it like the focus of the event and everyone was like "awww he's so cute", even when it was pissing everywhere and being a nuisance, and I was polite but I honestly really don't fucking care about your dog and its entire life story. Sure talk a bit about it but really if that thing keeled over and died tomorrow I wouldn't care

>>33470396
You're talking to JH. Her whole system of emotional regulation is based on masturbation. Thats like saying a drug addict might suddenly have zero desire to use anymore because of slight hormone changes.

>>33470465
Get it to become part of your routine. It becomes natural.
>>33470466
I have a ton of dildos.
You're past my comfort levels of thickness and length, but I could still take it.

>>33469832 (OP)
By leaking secrets i mean i would leak my genetic code in her fertile womb *

>>33470409
Honestly, there's so much wrong with this situation that it's hard to know where to start.

Okay, first off, yes, this may well be vaginismus.

Second, you have made the situation much, much, MUCH worse by continuing to try to fuck her even when it hurts. You may already have made things so much worse that she will now never be able to recover from it. You need to stop even trying to have PIV sex with her, and don't even MENTION the possibility, until things have greatly improved.

You can think of vaginismus as being like flinching. If someone blows on your face just below your eye, you'll probably blink -it's not a voluntary movement, quite automatic. Vaginismus is like that: the body is expecting discomfort or pain, so it involuntarily tenses up. Every single time you put your dick in her and it hurt YOU MADE THE PROBLEM WORSE. So you need to stop doing that completely until things get better (if they ever do).

The first thing you're going to have to address is the fact that your wife clearly doesn't want to have sex with you at all (or with anyone else) because she has too much guilt attached to sex and to her body. She's only attempting sex out of a sense of duty. And every time you make her feel guilty because she can't do it, that also makes the situation worse.

After you have spent months or possibly years working on that, you can try and deal with the vaginismus, perhaps by using a specially made set of dildos - you start with a one the thickness of a pencil, let her get used to that, and then try going up one size. But before you can even start doing that, you need to get to the point where she is not merely comfortable but *enthusiastic* about non-penetrative kinds of touch and physical intimacy. You can't do this by yourself. You need to see a sex therapist and do sensate focus exercises (Google it) under supervision.

And for the love of God, DON'T make your wife feel guilty about any of this. If you do, everything will get worse.

>>33470479
Nta but I used to exercise and play sports daily and it was never natural, I always fucking hated it
But you need to suffer if you want to be successful, I agree

>>33470470
Is this a reference or something?
>>33470472
I've definitely dated guys who didn't work out but still had sex. It is reflected in endurance for sure.

>>33470481
You're effortposting to bait my friend.

>>33470420
>Eh I guess at least some vetting should be done
Should we make people take an exam? Issue breeding licences?

>>33470441
Good.
Need a girl who can ride and squatfuck, not just lie flat and expect me to work on her like a wooden log that needs processing

>>33470396
Possibly. We'll see.
>>33470478
Rude.

>>33470479
Would you date first or are you the type that goes straight to sex?

TFW no daughter gf

>>33470457
Sorry for drunkposting here anons
I'm gonna get kicked out of the store at this rate kek
If I do at least I can spend the money at the bar on shots (if it's open at 2pm)
I think my buddy might still have some cocaine too
>>33470485
Lol it's better than nothing
I wish my parents never had me kek they didn't even want me

>>33470483
I just love making people laugh. But if you like references Im referencing "Life is beautiful"

>>33470487
It's not even pleasurable to just take it like that unless I'm already exhausted. Riding until my legs are numb, them lying prone and getting the air dicked out me while I take a break is great, though.

>>33470462
6.5 inch length
5 inch girth
Slight bend to left around 2/3 in
Pink head, uncut
A small beauty mark dot on right side of the shaft

>>33470488
>saying the truth us rude
Oh, ok.

>>33470477
dog owners seem to be worse than cat owners. there's a deep sickness in a lot of these people.

>>33470479
>You're past my comfort levels of thickness and length, but I could still take it.
Nta.
This is the perfect setup to ask.
When you say "comfort" do you mean ideal for pleasure? Or is it more like "average, unremarkable experience"?
Because I am willing to try many things to make things exciting, and I'm fine with not having a monster cock. But I would kill myself before being "unremarkable", in this context.
If I know I can pleasure her the most, that is all I need.

>>33470491
I always date first. But I honestly end up holding off any any sort of physical intimacy, including kissing, until I'm very comfortable with the guy, then I end up rushing to sex the moment we're official and exclusive.

>>33470423
>not because she wanted sex
Yes, because she wanted sex, retard. Because she remembered how much she used to enjoy sex and was utterly miserable because she couldn't enjoy it any more. It's like being someone who used to get enormous amounts of pleasure out of fine dining suddenly being unable to eat any more because they feel permanently slightly sick and have no appetite. Of course they miss being able to eat! You simply have no idea what you're talking about.

>>33470416
I thought women masturbating was a porn meme

>>33470496
Prone bone is great
I can cover her with my entire bodyweight and squish her down
Its so good

>>33470456
lol that’s only half the problem

>>33470409
I wish this wasn't bait. I love when religionfags and purityfags get what they deserve. Anyways, thanks retardGPT.

>>33470380
Is that what your "girlfriend" told you

>>33470500
I mean a lot of us cat owners are fucked in the head too kek but I don't make it anyone else's problem
And I'm always friendly and pet dogs and chat a bit etc. when I cross by dog owners
What irritates me is the cockiness and like their dog is some special saint or something and it's all they can talk about, like bruh I just saw him piss on a telephone pole and hump someone's leg, bro is not that smart ffs
Anyway I'm really drunk and should go home before I do something stupid and self destructive

>>33470428
At least you know gay people really want kids since they have to go through so much trouble just to make it happen. I agree that a lot of people are not suitable parents, there should be mandatory courses

>>33470429
M. I was a full-blown khhv incel at 23, but now have a body count of 40 and a lovely partner whom I've been with for 13 years; so yes, it's possible.

>>33470491
She has sex first then tries to date. How do you think she lost her virginity?

>>33470513
>before I do something stupid and self destructive
Thats all you do 24/7 tho

>>33470510
Bitter whore detected
Maybe you shouldn't have fucked so many men if you wanted to be loved.

>>33470446
>She never responded to me
Good call.

>>33470498
A bit too long, but the curve shouldn't matter much. Never been with an uncut guy before so idk if that makes a huge difference during sex. Definitely doable, though.
>>33470501
>When you say "comfort" do you mean ideal for pleasure?
Yes. Right now we're talking purely about, in a vacuum, if the disembodied dick with the dimensions of the anon would make for a perfect dildo or not for me personally. Sex is about so much more than the dick stats, that's why the context of this discussion is only if it comfortably fits inside me. I've never been disappointed by a bf's dick that could get and stay hard for me. So don't let my stupid preferences make you feel bad.

>>33470518
You couldn't be more wrong but keep seething.

>>33470515
British oldfag anon how are you mate
Are you still shagging that Italian bird then
Hope you're not too depressed rn and still living it up my drilla xoxo

>>33470515
>I was a full-blown khhv incel at 23
literally me frfr
>bodycount of 40
ew
>it's possible
not really what I was getting at, but I will take the hopefuel.

>>33470457
>Any important or essential items you would buy on a store trip
Toothpaste, soap, and toilet paper. Everything else can wait a few hours.

>>33470498
Why is it pink?

>>33470499
You phrased it rudely.
>>33470506
Exactly. Good taste.

>>33470429
Maybe

I get attention from women, and i have been on dates too
But then when we start hanging out and shit i never make a move towards sex and kissing and women get bored and think im their gay friend or so

I dont know how to break this cycle.
Sometimes the girls that interact with are genuinely hot as fuck and im kinda confused why would they talk to me in first place.

>>33470517
I was actually sober the past day or so and didn't crash out at all ITT
But yeah it's time to get fucked up now

>>33470467
I am very interested in other people's cats.

>>33470413
Cant have a child in the same way that women now can, just by request
even surrogates are illegal, even if you do find a woman who'd be willing to do it

>>33470521
Suuuuuuure

>>33470526
>Toothpaste, soap, and toilet paper
Thanks anon <3
Actually toilet paper was the initial reason to go cause my roommates finished it, so I asked one of them if they wanted me to get anything else while I was out, then I added more to the list cause our fridge is barren, and here I am ig

>>33470475
>I'd rather not acknowledge they exist
That seems like your problem rather than hers.

>>33470532
do you have a cat of your own?

>>33470520
>So don't let my stupid preferences make you feel bad.
they don't. It's good.
> in a vacuum, if the disembodied dick with the dimensions of the anon would make for a perfect dildo or not for me personally
that is literally all I care about in terms of "the dick size issue".
I'm obviously an insecure virgin, but that response is all I want from a partner, then I'm confident I could have a good sex life, or at least do my part.

>>33470527
Because im white?
It turns purple when im really turned on though

>>33470529
Wanna wrestle in bed?!

>>33470484
>You're effortposting to bait my friend
Probably. But I don't have too much to do this morning, and some men actually are that dumb.

>>33470532
Furries and zoophiles don't count.

Femanons:
How much money would this guy have to make, for you to consider dating him?
ibb(dot)co(slash)vx0x1cFy
Or would you never even consider it even if he was a billionaire?

>>33470545
Fair

>>33470467
I think that depends on if the pet is around.
If it's a cat, yes I will pet it and I will play with it.
If it's a dog, absolutely not.
And if the owner is just talking about it, then it should not last more than a minute, no matter the pet.

>>33470539
Maybe so but I would still like it if a girl never talked about them. I can't help being jealous

>>33470520
Its not too long, its accomodating for ass size

>>33470505
>I thought women masturbating was a porn meme

State gender
Fuck marry kill with anons itt.

>>33470530
I used to have the exact same problem
Ik it's easier said than done to just be a bit bolder, have you tried explaining to any of them though or just reassuring that you're interested and just taking it slow? Some people are very understanding

>>33470542
>that is literally all I care about in terms of "the dick size issue".
You shouldn't care about it as much as you do. I've been with a guy who was too big to comfortably have the sort of sex I was used to with. But we trusted each other enough and communicated well enough to get through the awkwardness of trying new things and found ways to have sex that we both really enjoyed. Even if his dick wouldn't make for a good dildo in my opinion, I still think we were very sexually and emotionally compatible.
Your dick size really doesn't matter as much as some people seem to think. What matters WAY more is your ability to get and stay hard.

>>33470505

>>33470553
Isn't it though? I don't know if women get horny and if they did they have bfs anyway, masturbating seems kinda far fetched

>>33470380
Most women have never orgasmed and are afraid of it happening.

>>33470547
You look normal mate, haircut is maybe a bit emo and maybe trim the tache/beard but I've known guys who don't look any better than this working at brewery etc. going out with cute girls

>>33470554
F
That's secret
That's secret
Entj

>>33470539
>That seems like your problem rather than hers.
yes.
we come with out problems. I won't actually kill myself over it or yell at her, or anything retarded like that.
But I still would like it if she didn't talk about it, unless asked.
>>33470551
yeah, I can't help it.
This will be taken in the wrong way by most people, but I have many issues, this one is not one I am particularly worried about "fixing"

Do men use those slips in their underwear?

>>33470560
Why do you even shitpost about something so stupid...

>>33470544
Wrestlesex is a whole other thing, and it's great. Also why the fuck is your dick turning purple? Sounds painful.
>>33470552
I guess it depends on what positions you prefer.

>>33470523
>Are you still shagging that Italian bird then
We do a few other things together too, but yes.

>>33470554
M
Fuck bimbo-chan
Marry EE blonde
Kill myself
>>33470563
Based
>>33470565
I just pull the boxers down if I need to go. But then I only ever pee standing up if I'm out somewhere like a pub

>>33470561
>bro thinks it's 1783

>>33470565
Absolutely fucking not, doing that makes a mess

>>33470569
I miss Bimbo.

>>33470541
>do you have a cat of your own?
Not any more. :( My mental health isn't really good enough to look after a cat these days.

>>33470567
Its just the head that turns purple when im REALLY hard.

Yeah, joking around wrestling and giggling until somehow it slips in with underwear still on

>>33470568
Glad to hear it brother you are a real one <3 bless up
Are you still in L O N D O N then
Glad I escaped that shithole ngl

>>33470566
I'm being honest and genuine, not shitposting. Female sexuality is a black box

>>33470564
>with out
our***

>>33470550
the only reason i would play around with someone's pet would be trying to avoid having to interact with a pet owner. it's ridiculous to me that adults can come together to fawn over an animal. most people won't even do this with babies.

>>33470573
I fucking miss her too bro. She was truly a real one. Her memory and peach trees live on. She seemed to be doing great at least when she stopped posting. But who fucking cares lol that was years ago man

>>33470577
If London is a shithole, why do people say the UK is a third world country with London attached to it?

>>33470569
>>33470571
Do you take your balls out too?

>>33470565
no, that's only there for ventilation

>>33470584
I would argue it's a second world country with London and Birmingham dragging it down

>>33470560
Okay, I have run out of laughter GIFs, but my gf masturbates at least once a day even on days when we've had sex, and at least twice when we haven't. Yes, women are very horny. Trust me.

>>33470586
Yes because the underwear can press on the piss pipe

>>33470570
I have read a forum of women from my country who are usually the sex positive kind, and a lot of them claim to have never orgasmed yet. Some of them have been with multiple guys and hook up regularly.

>>33470565
I don't know what that is.

>>33470565
>Do men use those slips in their underwear?
You mean the opening? For peeing, yes.

>>33470576
>until somehow it slips in with underwear still on
I love that sort of shit in smut. Sudden, unexpected sex like that shattering the thin barrier between two characters in love but too afraid to take it further is hot.

>>33470578
>I'm being honest and genuine
No.

>>33470582
Babies are mostly annoying shits.
Cats you can actually play with and are cute and nice to the touch. It's also not about spending fucking hours solely focus on it, you goddamned autist.

>>33470586
Let me do a quick test lmao
Nah, just the dick is plenty enough
This is only when I'm out somewhere tho, sitting is otherwise the superior choice

>>33470590
>even on days when we've had sex, and at least twice when we haven't
You are an abysmal partner.
Not having sex with your gf when she clearly needs it, is vile.
Do better.

yes chatgpt i really am 300 iq aren't i

>>33470592
>I went to the place where all the 37 people gathered with a specific issue
>that means everyone has that issue
Ok

>>33470596
Yeah were roommates to everyone in our friend group
Except when no ones looking we fuck like rabbits

Have to pull it out fully because underwear pressing on shaft causes the piss stream to be just slightly blocked

Not only it makes pissing uncomfortable it also increases chance of more piss landing in your underwear when you are done

>>33470600
Ofc, now you are asking the truly important questions and are touching on the core of the situation.

>>33470597
>No.
Yes

>>33470590
Unreal, kinda crazy that women could be horny when they're so asexual

>>33470594
The opening

Why tf flights be expensive n sheeit

>>33470515
How did you surmount your incel era though because I feel like for myself and a lot of other posters it's only exponentially deteriorating
Not woman-hating or whatever gay shit, but just becoming more marginalised and villainous in a general sense
Just curious what advice you would give as an experienced oldfag. From my POV at least, the chasm between the outcasts and the normies is immense

>>33470605
Asexual with you*

When the guy is attractive to her she will do filthiest shit in the bedroom to impress him

>>33470605
They're only horny for Chad

Wordle in 3 today

>>33470608
Stay where you belong cattle

>>33470596
I just woke up and going to jerk off to a conjured image of this in my head

>the chadsexual incel spouting his cück fantasies again

>>33470608
Are you using skyscanner and similar bro? At least in Yurop a lot of off-peak flights are pretty cheap desu. I'm a poorfag but used to fly a lot.

>>33470577
>Are you still in L O N D O N then
Yep.

>>33470584
>If London is a shithole, why do people say the UK is a third world country with London attached to it?
The rest of the country is worse.

But seriously, people on this board who have never been to London have a genuinely deranged idea of it. To listen to people here you'd think it was a sort of post-apocalyptic version of Afghanistan, or maybe even like Baltimore. It's actually quite a nice place to live compared to many cities: rather expensive, but easy to get around, lots of parks, loads of cool stuff to do that's free.

>>33470613
Nigger

>>33470612
>>33470610
So if they can't find a attractive man they turn asexual? I guess that makes sense

>>33470614
You cannot stop my taint
>>33470617
Noting this down thanks

What are your green/red flags

>>33470599
>You are an abysmal partner
We're semi-long-distance at the moment, sadly.

>>33470622
No they turn asexual when they see an unattractive man, aka 90-95% of men

Then they see a hot guy at their gym and their ovaries are annoying them so much they have to go to changing room and rub it out in toilet stall

>>33470619
London is a shithole if you are in endz going gang shit lol. I agree the touristy and gentrified areas are nice to live in but if you're working class you're always watching for the opps. Norf FC is comparatively far far safer, I can go out at night now without watching my back

>>33470616
You can keep denying reality

>>33470623
>ENOCH UP THE PRICESSSS

>>33470602
It sucks that, in real life, that sort of complicated shit never ends well. Hard boundaries and clear communication is always the safest bet. Doesn't mean sex in a relationship can't escalate similarly, at least.
>>33470615
Make sure you think about the stupid thing where they "try" to stop but can't tear themselves off each other. That cringe shit is my favorite, no matter how dumb it sounds.

>>33470631
I don't deny the reality that you dream of chad's cock 24/7.

>>33470634
I don't, fucking fujoshit

>>33470624
>green
Big brain
>red
Religious

Women are not people.

>>33470624
As in for myself or other ppl

>>33470597
it's almost more insulting when the pet talk comes out as an aside, as if it were some sort of hallmark of someone's conversational style. you feel you're just being drawn into someone's dementia. i'm not some prop in your shtick, lady.

>>33470623
Make sure you're on Incognito Mode too
Where are you going?

>>33470624
doesn't spend a lot of time on phone / spends a lot of time on phone

>>33470642
True, we are angels.

Why are my poops so punctual?

>>33470630
How far norf is ya, Manchester?

>>33470652
They're demons. Evil incarnate.

>>33470639
I am both

>>33470547
You look like brutus from popeye cartoons.

>>33470609
>How did you surmount your incel era
A full answer to that would take more typing than my fingers can handle. But the short answer is that you have to realise that everything you think you know about women is actually wrong.

This is an incredibly difficult and time-consuming process, of course. It takes years.

In some ways I had it a lot easier than you guys, because I'm old enough that when I was an incel the word hadn't been invented yet, and I didn't have a whole bunch of people online constantly confirming all of my inaccurate beliefs. I also did quite a bit of dating before Tinder came along and destroyed dating apps. But even so, I think there's still hope for everyone. You just have to realise that it's not the case that you're an incel because you can't get a date; it's that you can't get a date because you're an incel. Things become possible once you stop believing that they're impossible.

>>33470492
Huh?

>>33470659
How do YOU look like :laughingemoji:

>>33470637
Nta but why are you so mean

>>33470561
im gonna prove you wrong by having one right now

>>33470607
I've got some with that, but I don't use it.

>>33470654
Won't doxx myself but yeah not far lad
So much better desu... even the "ruff" area here nowt compared to L O N D O N

>>33470659
Thats bluto

Should I even bother approaching women if I'm 5'5? The moment I start thinking about approaching women when I see them or asking out a girl I'm talking to I'm just like "it's not gonna work, she's gonna turn me down because I'm not tall enough dont even try you're just going to be humiliated."

>>33470663
Straightforward but to the point, I appreciate the honesty geezer
>Things become possible once you stop believing that they're impossible
Maybe so... idk I tried and failed many times lol

>>33470666
Because Satan, I'm always angry and sad.

>>33470672
Only if you shout rock and stone to reinforce your power.

>>33470672
If women were to make a list of things they find attractive about men, most women would have "height" on the list, but most women would not put it near the top of the list.

>>33470633
Imagining situation when im sharing a flat with a girl during uni, i wake up to go grab some water and start preparing breakfast in kitchen.

Then i see theres mess in the sink, glasses and a pan that i wanted to use for scrambled eggs. I shout to my roommate to clean after herself.
She walks out of her room, messy hair, oversized tshirt on, bare feet and can barely see on her eyes cause she just woke up
Can see her nipples poking through the oversized tshirt.

"Why are you screaming in the morning anon??"
"Its literally afternoon already "
"Whatever, whats the problem??"
"You left your dirty dishes in sink again..."
"Oh yeah? Its your turn to throw out the trash today dumbass"
"Ok, whatever, ill throw the trash out but in meantime you have to clean this mess!"
"YEAH DO THAT IM GOING BACK TO SLEEP"

I would then leave with the trash bag, throw it out, then come back, open the doors and i hear that she indeed is cleaning the dishes.
So i sat down on chair to wait until shes finished.
"You want something to drink anon?"
"Yeah, theres oj in the fridge"
She goes to fridge, and bends over and to my shock shes wearing no underwear under the oversized shirt, showing amazing ass and pussy right in front of my face

And then you know the rest

>>33470677
Have sex

>>33470663
>Things become possible once you stop believing that they're impossible.
This is not true.

>>33470672
if you're that short then yeah you have to approach irl because e-dating is right out and you can approach a shorter girl and she won't be weird about it because irl she can't delude herself into thinking she needs a six foot man

>>33470684
Thats the problem, I can't. I'm too terrified to ask women out

ERRRRMUHHHGAWWD
I saw my crush last night
My heart was racing. I sperged out and didn't say anything to him. I did leave my phone at his table so I could come back and see him but he left before I could ask him on a date.
Am I cooked, chat?

>>33470554
No
Him
Too many options it's overwhelming.

>>33470657
Those two are mutually exclusive.

>>33470665
I don't want your eyeballs on me.

>>33470694
Now you'll see him again just be a little bolder
But you did good! It's a start. He should really take some initiative too lol

First reply determines if I go buy coffee or if I make the crappy weak stuff at home

>>33470703
mpreg

>>33470691
How is IRL gonna turn out better when they can see me?

>>33470701
>he should take some initiative
nta but this guy probably doesn't know she exists and if he does he's not going to ask her out, if she wants to go on a date she's got to do it now, that's just the rules these days.

>>33470675
>Maybe so... idk I tried and failed many times lol
Well, yeah. But that's because women are attracted to confidence, and because they tend to respond to people in the way that non-verbal signals suggest the person expects them to. If you go into a conversation with every single cell in your body screaming out "I'm disgusting and subhuman and you're going to hate me" you are inevitably going to get a very cool reaction. You have to learn how to come across as confident and relaxed and friendly; and a big part of being able to that is understanding that you aren't being as judged as much as you think you are - or rather, you *are* being judged, but it's only your belief that you're going to be which makes it happen.

>>33470703
Go and get yourself some good coffee.

>>33470647
Singapore

>>33470703
crappy weak stuff at home.
save the money and invest in bitcoin

>>33470704
NTA but I hope you're the next acid attack victim.

>>33470715
>invest
>bitcoin
Pick one.

That's like telling someone to invest by betting on horse races.

>>33470716
What the hell? Why

>>33470703
Buy better stronger stuff at the store and clean your machine out.

>>33470686
Well, believing that something is impossible certainly makes it impossible, right?

>>33470707
You are right. He has no idea I exsist. Maybe I will see him again, but I probably won't or if I do - he will end up already having another girlfriend. I can ask, but will prob get shot down and never speak to him again out of embarassment.

>>33470698
Nope. I have an IQ of 130+ and have medical studies and I not only believe but wish for God to exist. In fact theres no point in life without him

>>33470681
I really don't. There's no good indication of how the story would develop from there. There needs to be some sort of sexual tension, an established history of escalation to a degree, ANYTHING to give an excuse as to have the two characters end up fucking. Flesh your story out, anon.

>>33470721
Buy better stuff at the coffee shop and a coffee* then clean your machine out

>>33470709
NTA
Having confidence is a chicken or the egg situation. I can't have confidence because I'm not tall, good-looking and smart. Chad's are confident because they have the genes that let them be confident. They have had positive experiences their whole life. Meanwhile I live only to live, every day is shit but I'm too much of a coward to kill myself.

>>33470700
Why are you so cocky little bird. Breakfast didnt suffice?

>>33470729
Shoulda got two breakfast burritos

>>33470672
>Should I even bother approaching women if I'm 5'5?
No. If you have an above average lifestyle make a profile and hope for the best, otherwise forget about women. You should have an easy time of living without them though because you aren't missing out on the experience a taller man gets, you are missing out on the headaches and humiliation you'll get as an average or below average short man.
Do NOT cold approach.

>>33470722
It is not belief, it is knowing. Unless you have evidence of girls lusting and gushing over short men, I am right.

>>33470718
Lol yea, thats why returns are like 10x the nyse

>>33470733
Why fucking bother with anything than. Fuck maintaining society and creating things. Just fucking rot until I die I guess

>Showered.
>keep pulling out hairs every time I run my fingers through it.
It's so over. And I haven't got a gf yet. I should kms.

>>33470737
just try to find a very short woman

>>33470727
Clean?

>>33470737
Hmm, how to put this. If you have no left arm, you will never be asked to carry something. That's an upside. If you are short it's easier to just say "fuck it" when it comes to women and give up until you are rich, since you aren't going to have the same experience as an average or tall man.

>>33470742
Thats cruel to the children. My son will hate me.

>>33470747
you don't need to reproduce. and even if you do, it's no more cruel than having black kids or indian kids.

>>33470729
Because you moids are low sodium

>>33470744
Wow great. I have a great opportunity to just fucking give up. What an upside.

>>33470741
My boyfriend is balding and leaves his hair all over the place

>>33470743
Your home machine.
It probably is gunked up from mass use.

>>33470753
nta but there is something liberating about declaring that with no power comes no responsibility

>>33470754
Idk if this is egging me on to kms or encouragement.

>>33470748
But I want to.

>>33470750
I love chemistry too anon,who knows what kind of reactions we could make together

without knowing any details - i tried to make a trail that could be followed, if oldie was going to want some weird foreign exchange with monetary compensation, I wanted to be able to prove it. Is a voice memo of him acknowleging such info enough? I didnt expect my closest confidant to hurt the ones I love the most and use them for their own weird satisfaction. I hope the new ones in his life are safe. Honestly, it is only a matter of time before he does it to someone else. The oldie just played him like a fiddle and gave him more reason to diddle. sick fucks, all ya.
and yes, im still sore about it. i forgive (in my heart) but will never forget. i will also do what i can to protect the innocent lives. i have said my piece and will let it rest. my concious was not okay with not saying something, kind of like how you spoke about my situation. you know who you are.
end rant.
Does it feel like Monday to anyone else?

>>33470758
It's just a statement of fact

>>33470728
>Having confidence is a chicken or the egg situation.
Except it's not, because this is one of those situations where "fake it till you make it" actually works. Once you start acting confident, people treat you better, and that starts to build some real confidence.

But it certainly helps to realise that this
>I can't have confidence because I'm not tall, good-looking and smart.
is bullshit. Realise that women are attracted to confident men even when those men are *not* tall or good-looking, and that will help you to act confident even when you are not those things.

As I said, you need to realise that everything you think you know about women is wrong. And one of the things you need to realise is that being tall and good-looking aren't as important as you think. Obviously if you look like a movie star, you live your whole life on easy mode. That's a given. But in the real world most men who don't look like movie stars still have a perfectly satisfactory love life. (That's one incel belief that needs dismantling). If you're confident and funny you can be ugly and 5'2" and still be fending women off with a stick. Realising that is the first step to being able to act confident.

>>33470753
Note that if you are personalitymaxxed or whatever, you can still compete. But if you don't have much going for you as well as being short, it's better to just spare yourself the headache. I mean you can try if you want, but it will probably just make you miserable.

>>33470750
why does it look like a weiner?

>>33470762
Yes, I know. But everything must be about myself.

>>33470757
Do you not understand how depressing that that is?

>>33470754
I really liked having a balding boyfriend

>>33470759
you're between a rock and a hard place, my friend.

>>33470772
let the weiner refrences rest LOL

>>33470736
>Lol yea, thats why returns are like 10x the nyse
For institutional investors who are able to manipulate the market in ways that would be extremely illegal on the stock exchange, yes. But private investors are the people the institutions make their money from. You're the punter betting on horse races; they're the bookies.

>>33470768
It is about you and you'll figure it out
>>33470770
Why?

>>33470562
Thanks. I've never had a woman be lustfully attracted to me though.

>>33470734
NTA, but there's a guy I know who is 5'3" and has a body count in the hundreds. He's a salesman, but probably could have made it as a stand-up. Charisma is what matters.

I hope you sold your myao stock at the top. Her value is PLUMMETING right now. Her normalfag attention span is already fried and simply cannot cope with the level of autistic fixation that we have in this thread. Summer is officially over.

>>33470779
(you're doing a good thing, anon)

>>33470760
>>33470767
You're taking the piss

>>33470547
LOL his face makes me sad.

>>33470764
Acting confident is just something I can't do. I know it's fake. Its all built on a house of cards
>If you're confident and funny you can be ugly and 5'2" and still be fending women off with a stick.
You know that isn't true
>>33470765
I'm already miserable

>>33470786
>You know that isn't true
I have seen it happen, many times.

>>33470776
does your bf have long hair? how do you notice he is losing hair?

>>33470704
Why are women online so obsessed with MPreg?

>>33470779
Well I have autism, I stutter and dont have charisma
Just fuck my life I guess. If there is a god, I will not worship him for making my life like this. Fuck god

>>33470792
>how do you notice he is losing hair?
You can see it on his head and all the hairs that fall out, especially in the shower

>>33470786
Contempt helps a lot with confidence but you're not supposed to say that. When you assume every woman you talk to is your moral and intellectual inferior it becomes a lot easier to talk to them, and if you're wrong then it's a pleasant surprise.

>>33470793
fujos

>>33470790
And I think you're bullshitting.

>>33470798
I guess that could help

>>33470781
She's not here right now anyway, is she?

>>33470781
single post proof that men are inherently more entertaining than women

>>33470793
It's awesome
Get pregnant

>>33470794
>Well I have autism, I stutter and dont have charisma
anon, it's gonna sound fake, but I promise you it's real.
One of my friends is like 5'3 (we use cm), he has a horrible stutter, he is not very agreeable and he was born with a bone condition that made him develop several cysts all over his body, which had to be surgically removed, some of them regrew and he can't move his fingers freely, he is not disable, you wouldn't notice unless he pointed them out.
He got a gf before me. And was not a khhv into his 20s, like I am.

It's not impossible for you. You are being deliberately retarded.

>>33470770
what happened to him

>>33470793
They don't have the balls to get us pregnant.

>>33470798
>if you're wrong then it's a pleasant surprise
the more likely outcome would be that your pretense of intellectual and moral superiority completely crumbles and you end up feeling ever pathetic than you already did.

>>33470637
>fujoshit
Double wrong, baby boy.

>>33470645
Now you are just imagining things.

>>33470677
You're calling yourself satan now or what?

>>33470726
Nope
Subscribe to my patreon

>>33470810
I am a man. I can't get pregnant.

>>33470818
>baby boy
nta
I came

Just came back from a massive supermarket hault and it's always so fucking satisfying.
Is it the ancient hunter/gatherer genes telling me to be happy about having enough to eat and drink at home?
I don't know, but I always enjoy it.

>>33470821
Don't have a problem with homosexuality!

>>33470819
If you unironically write smut, I'd read it, but I don't pay for that shit.

>>33470817
Look she might be smarter than me but if she's in the same place talking to me long enough for me to know that means she's not that much smarter than me lol

>>33470823
I NEED a yumejoshi gf.

>>33470812
That can't be real. How ugly is his girlfriend?
He might've just gotten really really lucky. I dont tend to have the best luck

Women, can you compete?

>>33470823
nta but the best model I've found is having a subscription that's like a few weeks ahead of your publicly posted stuff, the free-reading fanbase is essential for marketing, the self publishing smut market is very reliant on word of mouth

>>33470818
No, calling you Satan because of your digits

>>33470823
NTA
I write elaborate roleplays, but only in private with individuals.
It's a lot of fun especially if she gets into it a lot.

>>33470832
Oh, didn't even notice.
Thought you were that deranged christcuck.

>>33470833
NTA What kind of roleplay?

>>33470828
>He might've just gotten really really lucky. I dont tend to have the best luck
He has a really good hairline.
I promise you it's true.
His gf, although not my type, is not ugly at all. She is very sweet, from the interactions we've had.
We once went in "double date" with her friend and I acted extremely retarded. Still cringe at that (it was last year).
>lucky
That's why I mentioned that he wasn't a khhv, like me.
His stutter is really bad, it has been present since his childhood, so it's not just situational autism, he chokes up a lot.

>>33470826
Idk what the fuck that means.
>>33470829
What's the competition?
>>33470830
That'd be interesting. There are def some writers I'd pay to get their stuff earlier, but only because I know they have a record of writing exactly what I love.
>>33470833
That's always good. Having something written with me in mind has been hot as fuck to read, but I'm always clear that I'm happy to have those things shared online at the author's preference.

>>33470830
>the self publishing smut market is very reliant on word of mouth
What kind of weirdo talks about smut with other people?

>>33470835
>He has a really good hairline
Oh, well that doesn't make me feel any better because I'm balding.

>>33470838
Women do all the time they're pretty shameless, more seriously people who read smut tend to congregate online and discuss and recommend stuff.

>>33470838
Women

>>33470829
For what?