Thread 33470674

how do I larp as a sexhaver?

>>33470674 (OP)
smoke cigs

Learn to dress, have abs and act confident. Then have sex and tell us about it

Put fish slime on your dick.

Marry someone, even better, have kids with them, just like I did. Nobody can guess I have sex with my wife at most once every few months.

>>33470674 (OP)
Start by not obsessing over it. to people who've fucked before, sex really isn't that big a deal. Sure, it's a nice to have but nobody's going out of their way to brag about it. It's chill. If sex is your whole personality then it reeks of someone inexperienced. Just be calm and confident about it. Fake it 'till you make it man.

>>33470674 (OP)
>I has sex

easy as that