Thread 33474662

/ATOGA/ - Ask the Opposite Gender Anything

Doomers, Zoomers and Coomers Edition

Previous thread: >>33472686

Migr8

>>33474636
>is this the same anon?
Maybe...
Is this combat boots anon? Hope you're good and not feeling too cynical today kek. Wearing a long black skirt again? What do you have planned for today?

i need a husbanannaand already

>>33474662 (OP)
why did the other thread got archived? it was still in page 7

>>33474664
are you my future wife?

It’s unfair I was about to describe my accessories for the day so I’m doing it anyways; black purse, gold bracelet and gold ring with white opal.

>pajeet bake
Ah for fuck sake not again

>>33474621
Based
I never previously knew this was a thing some women liked lmao
Bro handmogs me
>>33474664
A husbanana? Sounds a bit fruity
What would your dream husband be like
>>33474666
Janny probably got sick of us coomers
Was probably near image limit anyway

Q for women.

My wife only wants sex once a week now. I think I’m just going to jerk off before going to sleep next to her.

Would you be grossed out if your bf/husband did so next to you?

>>33474671
>black purse
I was actually picturing this kek and thought it'd match the fit
>gold bracelet and gold ring with white opal
Very cute, you went all out
You headed anywhere today?

>>33474666
Too many attention whores.
Janny should just permanently ban all of them.

>>33474677
NAG but have you spoken to your wife about it? Just ask her what she'd be comfortable with you doing. I imagine this is a super case-by-case thing, one woman might not want you to go to another room, another might let you coom on her

>>33474678
To work! It’s a nice suit wearing place.
Now that I’m out the door I feel the black purse being too contrasty, try something else, babe. Don’t make my mistake

>>33474677
>Would you be grossed out if your bf/husband did so next to you?
No, I'd find it hot and would probably masturbate to it myself.

>>33474662 (OP)
M or F
What happened to the previous thread?

>>33474686
I ruined it by posting a brown woman covered in fake cum

>>33474677
F
Yeah, if I wasn't horny. No, if I was horny. In which case we could also just fuck.

>>33474683
*might want you to go to another room
>>33474684
Sounds fancy, are you an office lady then?
Get that bread

>>33474679

Like you?

>>33474686
F
Jealous of my outfit

>>33474677
>My wife only wants sex once a week now.
If your wife limits sex this much it should be ok to fuck other women, since clearly she isn't fulfilling her role as a wife.

I want another e-gf :(

>>33474689
Yesss, I help lawyers so they can lawyer better

>>33474696
No you don't

>>33474698
yes I do! maybe I don't even know what I want anymore to be honest

>>33474700
Understandable but what makes you think you want one?

>>33474693
Aw incel couldn’t help himself

>>33474696
Waiting for my tinder oneitis to reply back

>>33474683
I’ll definitely ask her before doing it.

>>33474671
Is this you then babe?
>>33474693
>it should be ok to fuck other women
Bruh
>>33474696
What do you even do with an e-gf, play Valorant or something?
>>33474697
Elle Woods indahouse
Like a paralegal or similar? We have another anon who does that. Idk the only law I'm familiar with is bird law

>>33474677
iDubzzz crash out lmao

>>33474706
Good good
Well just based on responses I've seen here before to similar questions, it really just depends on the woman and what mood she's in
Is there a reason she only feels like having sex once a week? Nothing wrong with that ofc but low libido maybe, has she always been like that?

>>33474703
well because I had one and she made me very happy but she ghosted me after 2 months, I knew it was gonna happen eventually but it still hurt
>>33474707
>What do you even do with an e-gf, play Valorant or something?
we used to watch anime and movies and we also did lewd stuff and we talked 24/7 (not even exaggerating about that)

>>33474704
Who only wants to have sex with their spouse once a week?
She can't even give him a blowjob every other day?
If my sex drive stopped I'd still finger and lick my wife's pussy daily.

One reason I'm doing this morning fapping btw before getting ready is I have to meet with my MILF job counsellor later and she's so hot I want to focus on what she's saying instead of going doki doki
>>33474713
>my sex drive stopped I'd still finger and lick my wife's pussy daily
You say that but would you actually follow through if your libido tanked

>>33474715
Just because my sex drive tanked doesn't mean I wouldn't enjoy pleasuring my wife.

>>33474707
Yes. But less boobs

>>33474716
>this nigga has never had to endure a sexual situation without being aroused

>>33474707
Oh and yes, paralegal

>>33474716
Cuck larp

>>33474719
I'm a 37 year old man obviously not.

>>33474710
>Is there a reason she only feels like having sex once a week?

It hasn’t always been this way, it’s because we have a really exhausting hyperactive child

>>33474723
Yeah, you would not say this shit if you had.

>>33474716
Sure, but would you be really enthusiastic in the act if you just weren't in the mood or horny? And then she might feel bad or unattractive. Just sounds not worth it
>>33474717
Flat is justice
I have to stress to the AI anime image generator several times to lessen the boobs kek

>>33474721
That's pretty cool, how long have you been doing it for? Must pay pretty well. Any interesting cases you've worked on?
>>33474724
Oh shit, yeah that'll do it lol
I hope you can figure things out with her anyway
How old is your kid?

Women shouldn't be allowed.

>>33474663
You guessed right!
Feeling good actually lol.
Not much planned though I have quite a lot of free time, might take a bath.

>>33474727
2 but we’re having one soon

>>33474726
That’s is scary close! Im gonna show this to my co-workers. Also wth ai don’t discriminate boobs

>>33474736
>That’s is scary close
Damn, you're a baddie...
>gonna show this to my co-workers
Lmao tell us what they say

>>33474727
Sorry, I’m >>33474736 idk why I ended up talking to you twice or whatever.
Most cases are very boring, and the juicy ones I can’t talk about here. I started as just assistant and then I worked on my bachelor while part timing here, a few years

>>33474733
Hi again <3
That's great to hear, might as well enjoy your day then
A bath sounds really relaxing (I'll just have a shower soon I think) You ever use bubbles or a bath bomb lol?
>>33474743
>started as just assistant and then I worked on my bachelor while part timing here, a few years
Oh that's really cool, congrats on working your way up
>juicy ones I can’t talk about here
Aww fair enough

>>33474677
>Would you be grossed out if your bf/husband did so next to you?
NAG but don't do that. She'll feel like you're trying to guilt-trip her into having sex (and she'll probably be right). At best, this is extremely passive-aggressive.

>>33474753
This

>>33474753
Yeah cum to think of it he should just go relieve himself somewhere else if he's horny and she's not

A question for the women.

Would you marry a man that has all the green flags, is of good character but you are not viscerally attracted to?

Human rights were a mistake

>>33474757
No, both is essential

>>33474758
We talk about human rights innit but what about all dem human wrongs

>>33474763
Based. Restecp.

>>33474745
Sorry I’m being rude, I should ask what you do? Happy with your job?
Also co workers want to know where you made that image

>>33474757
>Would you marry a man that has all the green flags, is of good character but you are not viscerally attracted to?
If I were dating a man long enough to consider marrying him, I would be attracted to him. I tend to get more attracted to someone as I get to know them, anyway.

>>33474769
>what you do?
Fap jk
I have to go to the job centre in a bit
I was a housekeeper and receptionist though
>>33474769
>co workers want to know where you made that image
https://perchance.org/ai-anime-generator
Here is combat boots anon

>>33474687
Good thing I missed it.

>>33474774
I thought it was AI or something desu
Just looked like she'd covered her boobs in shower gel or something lol

>>33474769
Also that's not rude at all kek
>>33474768
Kek
Such a good film lol

>>33474662 (OP)
M or F
Would you ever live in your car with your bf/gf?

>>33474786
M
If I'm at a point where I have to live in a car, I'd rather get a caravan.

>>33474786
Well I can't drive and don't have a car...
Cute in theory but looks like a lot of hassle
I would rather we just rent a double bedroom somewhere together if we want to save up money

>>33474753
I’ll ask her to do it once. If she says ok, I’ll do it. I’ll gage her reaction to it to decide if I’ll do it again

>>33474786
F
No I like comfort, and all my clothes and makeup and pc

>>33474786
F. No. At most, I'm okay with sex in a car. I like to be cramped and contorted while getting dick, not while sleeping.

>>33474786
Also
>watching YouTube on the phone
Can they not get a laptop or something lol

>>33474786
No I think I'd lose my mind just not being able to stretch out and not having a comfy place to pee and bathe. Maybe if the only other option was homelessness, but Im lucky enough to have enough family support that I don't think that'll ever happen

>>33474799
I've been homeless and couchsurfed and I still wouldn't want to live in a car lol

Men, have you ever used hookup apps? If yes, would you date a woman you met through a hookup app? And if you haven't used those apps, would you date a woman who says she used hookup apps in the past, but just to meet people to seriously date?

>>33474803
M, yes I tried Tinder years ago in my old hometown but just for dating
I went on a few dates with a couple of cute girls
I don't care either way though if a woman has slept around or used apps to hookup

>>33474803
I haven't used them, but I guess I'd girve the girl a chance. If I used them, I think I'd also try to focus on serious dates.

>>33474803
Also it would be hypocritical of me to judge anyone for it cause one drunk horny night I almost hooked up with a MILF on Tinder kek but chickened out
She was like I'm just putting my kid to bed then you can come over ;P I was like nah bruh I'm not about to get into a rule breaker situation over here

>>33474806
>>33474808
It's really, really hard to focus on only dates. All the apps I'm trying that are hookup focused feel impossibly sexually charged, to the point that it feels like I'm the weird one for reaching out without being that sort of flirty. But they're way faster when it comes to getting matches and replies from guys.

Girls when's the last time you got a pap smear

>>33474814
Like one and a half years ago. My on gyn is BOOKED OUT. I have an appointment scheduled in like two months tho.

>>33474814
Last winter, I think. I forget exactly what we got done the last time I went to my obgyn.

>>33474813
Yean I guess that's the caveat, I also tried bumble in my hometown but it was dead. I got matches and dates with baddies on Tinder but I don't think most were looking for anything serious. I guess if you're using apps you just have to be patient and hold out for someone good. The second girl I went out with we went on quite a few cutesy dates I think she was looking for something more serious

>>33474786
M
Even if I wanted to, nobody would like a life that's not luxurious. Forget car living, if a guy "doesn't treat her right" financially then she's going to dump him. The definition of that changes every day and it certainly never involves being homeless and not owning any property.

>>33474818
Getting the same sort of blatant sexual comments on apps that I'm used to only regularly getting ITT feels surreal. I think I thought that every horny guy ITT was exaggerating their forwardness for the sake of being funny. But men on apps are just as directly horny and it's weird.

>>33474825
From what I've seen in these threads, it's not that surprising.

>>33474825
>men on apps are just as directly horny and it's weird.
Kek
Most of them are just looking to smash I guess
Some of the women aren't much better but they're probs a bit more civilised

>>33474633
Is anon still lurking or did she doze off again...
(I gotta get ready and go out but will be back l8r)

>>33474827
Really? The guys ITT are cartoonishly forward without knowing me that well, so I've always taken it at least partially jokingly. But legit feels like I've received messages on the apps that could've been word for word copypastes from this place.
>>33474829
It'd be nice to only be interested in sex. Sounds so much simpler.
>>33474830
Yes, but I don't look like that.

I just read a post of a woman on reddit in elaborate details how she works on actual film reels, using chemicals to develop them and then either print or scans them in her own lab.

It's the hottest thing I have read in quite some time.

>can match with baddies on dating apps
>fumble and they either stop talking or unmatch me
What the FUCK? So am I attractive enough to match with them but I fumble cuz I'm sometimes terrible at texting?

>>33474834
>Sounds so much simpler
Would be easier in some ways kek. I had a slutty friend who was also "cartoonishly forward" with guys on Tinder and hook up with them like an hour later kek
>Yes, but I don't look like that.
What do you look like then :o
I will be back in like an hour or two

>>33474839
I'm you-know-who, so you know what I look like.

>>33474838
>they either stop talking or unmatch me
At least watching my slutty friend use Tinder, she would match with loads of guys quickly, and message a bunch but just end up talking to only a few beyond that
It's simply luck of the draw sometimes anon, nothing personell kid
And before someone says they were gigachads, she had a thing for dorky nerds lol

I have a date tomorrow and next week with a different girl.
If things are gonna go well I may end up having 3 GFs at the same time

>>33474825
At least on apps you can filter for the top 5% so you get hot men to make those comments. Here everyone's ugly and undesirable, to some degree.

>>33474837
The idea that guys could find my autistic interests and job hot is what keeps me going nowadays.

>>33474843
Jizzlemort…

>>33474843
Oh hi
Making me fap to you two days in a row kek, well played
How did the hospital stuff go

>>33474844
>nothing personell kid
Man, I gotta remember this. It just sucks because I'm on a 4 month dry spell and wanna fuck a baddie

>>33474846
I'd trust guys ITT to at least try for something serious, compared to how little I trust guys on apps. It does sometimes feel like I'm genuinely just sitting in a dunk tank seat and guys are trying to hit the target by successfully tricking me into casual sex.

>>33474838
You literally just gotta say "here's where we're going"

>>33474848
Don't make me use the fourth unforgivable curse ("Fuck-us You-us").
>>33474849
Went fine. He'll get his results later. He's still fucked up by all the prep, though, so things have been very mild the past couple days.

>>33474851
On apps the very forward and annoying guys hit you up directly and say weird shit. Consider that the more respectful ones are reserved and they might not even try to match with you, if you're pretty.
Here, on the other hand, everyone is anonymous and I'd say at least half of the horny commenters wouldn't act like that IRL.
The environments are completely different.

>>33474855
Shouldn't the anonymity here make men MORE disrespectfully horny, though? Compared to some comments I've gotten on apps, the guys here act like gentlemen while talking about attraction.

>>33474852
I did that. She had a bio that said she could be me at any game. So I said our first date should he at the arcade close by. She responded "AYEEEE bet" and then I asked if she wanted to do this weekend or next week and she unmatched. I wanted to beat her at games and dump my load in her as a reward

do obsesssive bpd femcel types forget you eventually?
she hasn't harassed/threatened me for over a year now but she still posts weird art on her tumblr that may or may not be about me and its almost been 2 years

>>33474858
Yes nigga like I said 8 hours ago, move on

>>33474861
reposting because i didnt get many responses last time and also she just posted a new art thing that creeped me out
im not smitten im scared for my life bro

>>33474863
I literally revenge porned a girl like that, came back 3 years later, made her cheat on her current boyfriend with me, then ghosted her. Nothing. Not a peep. Grow up

>>33474856
I think so. But it's also pointless to be horny here because the femanons will never see you as anything but a distraction from boredom.

>>33474865
you sound like a cunt

>>33474867
I was. This was all years ago. I was a terrible person. Guess what? No BPD fucking with me.

>>33474866
Not true, but I'm glad I've never given the impression that I took anything ITT seriously. That's for the best overall.

>>33474869
NTA but it’s definitely true

>>33474872
No. I had a huge crush on copyanon, for example.

>>33474745
I use them occasionally.

Is it usually easy to convince 18-22 year old girls to let you fuck them raw and cum inside them? Last few have been, but wanna know if that's universal for all of them

>>33474662 (OP)
After being employed, I now understand why everyone here likes to NEET around. If I didn't live with my parents and have everything of ours paid, I'd be no different than the poorfags in my country getting by. Is this what women instinctively understand? The 80/20 rule seems understandable now, if I'm the average how bad is the lower 50%? The 60%th percentile?

That or I'm holding myself to an insane standard while everyone else has made peace with their lot in life and I'm delusional in thinking I can be better than my lot in life.

thoughts on how vaginas really look?

>>33474838
>pic
damn I'm so fucking damaged I never knew that feel at all.
women does a guy who had D E A D or deadbeat parents have any chance with you?

>>33474791
>I’ll ask her to do it once.
No, DON'T do that. Even asking means you are trying to emotionally blackmail her into having sex when she doesn't want to - or at any rate, I guarantee that is how it will make her feel. I don't know if you are actually trying to pressure her into sex or if you're just so autistic you genuinely don't realise that's how she'll see it, but I promise you that *is* how she will see it. Keep your mouth shut. If you need to jerk off, do it somewhere else, and don't tell her what you're doing.

>>33474892
I think she's just asian, white women don't really have faces like that

>>33474897
?

>>33474786
>Would you ever live in your car with your bf/gf?
M. Jesus, no. Where are you going to shower? And do you really want to spend half your life in a laundromat?

>>33474873
Is this JH?

>>33474786
disgusting sign of the fucking times.
I blame boomers 100% for this

>>33474899
>Where are you going to shower?
If you watch the webm they have a gym membership and shower there.

>>33474898
Not really sure how this disproves my point. Asian women are inherently disgusting in terms of sexual behaviour, you don't need to pick a fat one.

Anons, why do I feel bad about shlicking.

>>33474911
You forgot to post a cat pic

>>33474888
Fuck. Forgot my image

>>33474803
>Men, have you ever used hookup apps?
No. Oh... well, maybe yes, actually? I was on Adult Friend Finder many years ago, does that count?
>If yes, would you date a woman you met through a hookup app?
If AFF counts then I did go on a few dates with women from there. I don't see a problem.
>And if you haven't used those apps, would you date a woman who says she used hookup apps in the past, but just to meet people to seriously date?
If it was truly a *pure* hookup app then this would make me think she wasn't very bright for looking in the wrong place. But, practically speaking, I don't think there actually is anywhere that it is *purely* for M/F hookups. Even places that tend to focus on that, like Tinder (or AFF!), are used for dating too, so I don't see any problem with people doing that. Sometimes there are weird circumstances: back when I was on AFF, I met a pair of straight women who were in a civil partnership together, and looking for a man for both of them to date. At that time AFF was about the only place that allowed you to register as a couple looking for a single person, so they had ended up there.

>>33474911
Being black is the least of your problems. Get your libido in check and stop posting here.

>>33474888
Younger women are easier to bully or manipulate, yes.

>>33474901
Yes. It doesn't matter now, though. That's ancient history.

>>33474922
Who the hell is copyanon?

>>33474907
So you have to go to the gym every time you want to brush your teeth? Ugh.

>>33474923
Exactly.

>>33474925
What? No I'm not eating that pussy the fuck is wrong with you

>>33474922
Copy was a smooth talker
He almost got Oxford to leave her fiancé.

>>33474917
That wasn't me, anon. And I'm in therapy already.

>>33474930
Idk if it was subtle negging or what, but it worked on me, too.

Sorry, this >>33474925 was supposed to be a reply to this: >>33474904.

>>33474911
>Anons, why do I feel bad about shlicking.
Religious guilt?

>>33474920
Not even bully. But going "it feels better raw" and then in the heat of the moment when fucking telling her how good it will feel to cum inside her. Idk if there are younger girls with stronger will than I have experienced so far

>>33474932
I think it was the
>Let me take you on my boat and sail away with me while we write poetry and have constant sex

>>33474939
But I hate boats and I hate being teased.

>>33474712
That's why you get several e-gfs.

>>33474847
Your the welcome.

>>33474911
Because you are a man.

Or the femanon who constantly posts braindead trash.

>>33474913
Unfortunately I do not have a cat though I do have a late-cat.

>>33474917
Huh?

>>33474935
Huh.

>>33474944
No?

anonettes, would you want to meet my dog? she's a lazy lump for me but she loves women

>>33474946
Ew no

>>33474946
Sure, do you have a photo?

I am rather sad that I'll never have a pretty lady be playful with a nigga like me. I am also sad that I have no idea how to be playful with women in the real world. Perhaps I was destined to transfigure myself as an incel/cel/volcel.

>>33474930
To be fair, that's not really an accomplishment. The foids here are desperate as fuck and most are single in their 30s. They're past their prime and aware of it.
>t. had 3 femanons I won't name wanting to meet me

>>33474931
My apologies

>>33474850
>4 month dry spell
*cries in 27 years*
Just don't get disheartened bud, girls on there are spoiled for choice and sometimes it is just luck of the draw/being in the right place at the right time
e.g. i went on a few dates with an actual baddie purely from a joke character profile I made i was not expecting anything out of
Maybe try that lmao

>>33474945
>No?
Yeh.

>>33474956
I'm glad you apologized. You should know by now that I only feel bad for schlicking when it's to really innocuous stuff that someone didn't mean to share to make me horny. Like nice emails, platonic compliments, etc.

>>33474854
Hope the results come back OK
Hopefully you've had a chill couple of days at least
So you not working today?

Femanons:
How for real are you when you tell a guy about his performance in bed? Last year, I had a summer fling that I met up with a lot. We were talking like a week ago and she told me she missed me and the conversation got steamy. I asked her if I was one of the best she's had and she responded with yes and then "probably the best, ngl." I assume since it's been a year, she's being legit?

>>33474858
No two people are the same but in my experience at least they love bomb and obsess over you when you're their "favourite person" but they'll immediately drop you if something happens or they lose feelings
So don't take it too personally, sometimes only so much is within your control and you're not responsible for their feelings...

>>33474963
Thats what we tell everyone anon. You really expect her to tell you you were mid or bad?

>>33474962
I'm at work now. Just doing some light reorganizing, waiting for the library to open up so I can do some printing and whatnot.

State gender.
Would you play russian roulette if the prize money was enough so that you could live the rest of your life without working?

>>33474963
what even makes one good other than having a long dick and doing proper foreplay

>>33474863
Oh right, I mean it could be inspired or whatever or just a coincidence
No point worrying about it unless she contacts you

>>33474963
I'd never lie, but I'd also never go out of my way to complain about sex. I've had bad sex before, but at most I've tried to pitch ideas about what to try next time.

>>33474970
F. No. The only circumstance I could imagine doing this in is where I've already given birth, and the well-being of my child is wholly dependent on that money.

>>33474970
M
Yes, but I don't think I'm the type of man who can transform that money into a good life. I'll just be coasting along. Spiritually I'd be no different from working in my low-end job.

>>33474975
>but at most I've tried to pitch ideas about what to try next time.
"Hey, honey... I thought that maybe... next time... YOU COULD BE NOT UTTER FOCKIN' SHITE!"

>>33474967
Yes because it was a year ago and she's in a different country
>>33474971
A good stroke game helps
>>33474975
She never pitched ideas.

>>33474974
it's just scary bc idk what she's capable of
ran into her a few month ago and she followed me for a bit but ran away when i turned round to look at her
think she might have taken a picture but idk

>>33474888
>convince
This sounds a bit sinister...
>>33474882
Nice (: I used to too lol
A friend gifted me a bath bomb for Xmas and I still haven't used it though...
>>33474889
>After being employed, I now understand why everyone here likes to NEET around
Kek NEETing can be nice at first but at least for me the days start to blur, the lack of purpose and guilt sets in and also stress about money and the future
Working for pittance but doing something meaningful feels better than sitting around all day imo

>>33474983
Nah. I try to be constructive. Like with one ex who focused way too much on my feet, I tried to explain what I'd enjoy and offered compromises. Or with the one guy I've been with who was huge, I tried to come up with different positions to try that maybe could stop him from killing me next time.

>>33474916
British oldfag is back, what a ledge
>met a pair of straight women who were in a civil partnership together, and looking for a man for both of them to date
Did u smash
>>33474911
Don't feel bad it's natural

>>33474970
Hell yeah.

>>33474946
Does she like cats?

>>33474994
Forgot to state gender fuck, F.

>>33474923
Kek
Copyanon was some aussie guy who worked as a freelance copywriter and used to flirt with Oxford comma anon in these threads. He seemed giga normie and a bit cocky but whatevs. He wanted to live on a boat or some dumb shit but I don't think he ever actually followed through with it (cause he was shagging some girl who was not that keen on getting shat on by seagulls all day I guess)

>>33474677
>My wife only wants sex once a week now
the fuck.
when im getting married, im marrying her entirely.
well have sex any and everywhere, all the time
once a week
thats sad and pathetic anon

>>33474954
>foids here are desperate as fuck
I always had the opposite impression kek, most of them seem like middle class and pretty level headed
Then again I live on a council estate so the bar is on the floor

>>33474987
>This sounds a bit sinister...
It is, but you have to convince them through smooth talking. Being naive tho, it doesn't take much. Blowing a load into nubile pussy is amazing

>>33474969
Nice one <3
What are you organising? What are you printing?
>>33474970
>Would you play russian roulette if the prize money was enough
Mate I would play it for free

>>33474986
>she followed me for a bit but ran away when i turned round to look at her
I mean she sounds pretty harmless kek
I assume she's not come at you with a knife or anything

>>33474995
she was with cats when she was rescued. she still has a few cat-like mannerisms, and she's not prone to overexcitement and gives plenty of space to other animals. I'm confident she'd like cats.

>>33475003
>nubile pussy
Creep detected

>>33474987
Working for a pittance and destroying my body just to eke a living is no nobility either. A /fit/izen or a /pol/ack could probably tear me and my new coworkers a new asshole with all that we're doing wrong in our lives.

The third-world sucks man. Everything's a downward spiral or an upward spiral. No one ever gets to run in a circle.

>>33474987
Cool, does it have a special color, scent, or whatever?

>>33474991
Thanks I guess.

>>33475009
There's no way you can say "young pussy" and not sound creepy

>>33475008
That's adorable
This is like some reverse jungle book type shit
>>33475010
Do you actually live in the third world
RIP
>destroying my body
This does suck with physical jobs but to me it's worth it if you're helping people and doing a good thing. There is a satisfaction in aching all over at the end of the day after grafting. I'm a bit of a masochist though. Office fagging I could never do though my ADHD brain gets too bored

Both genders
If you could choose the way the world ends, what would it be?

>>33475004
Reorganizing lab equipment, printing new labels and protocols so students stop breaking everything. It's like I'm doing arts and crafts today.

>>33475004
>Mate I would play it for free
Honestly same lol, there are times I willingly would and then maybe get wuite disappointed when nothing happens.

>>33475011
>does it have a special color, scent
Idk it's like a Xmasy one that's like a snowman
It doesn't really smell of anything kek I'd have to use it
>Thanks I guess
No probs
I still need to goon to combat boots anon again later to fulfil my promise
>>33475012
Yung Pu$$y frfr no cap

Women how do you keep your sneaky link from getting too attached mine keeps asking for dates and giving me gifts

>>33475018
M
Me pressing the history eraser button
>>33475021
Kek
Playing for money would be better tho
Squid game ahh moment
>>33475019
>so students stop breaking everything
Lol those damn students
>doing arts and crafts today
Does it remind you of your teacher and babysitter days lol
Anyway I just got fish and chips m8 so ttyl
I just almost emailed back my job centre counselor "thanks babe", I should post here less...

>>33475018
F. Humans can no longer give birth on this plane of existence. Children ascend to a higher state of being upon conception, with pregnancy being just the gestation of a tether to our world until they're ready to ascend. Humans as we know them become an unsustained vestige of our evolution, and we all just keep fucking like crazy all the time, pumping out lots of God babies so that our children can be as diverse and successful as possible in their unimaginable new world.

>>33475023
>I still need to goon to combat boots anon again later to fulfil my promise
That was me lol.
Speaking of the boots, should I totally get one of those boot knives?

>>33475001
Is it true you can't go outside wearing a cross in England? Are they gonna announce the new Caliphate soon kek?

>>33475007
yeah i just get really creeped out easily
worried about rumours/false allegations too, though she's deleted posts about me in the past without putting them back up so maybe im ok

>>33474970
F. Yes, because either outcome would be a win.

>>33474786
Male
If we absolutely had to

>>33475032
>one of those boot knives
What are those :o
>That was me lol
Oh lol hii
>>33475034
>worried about rumours/false allegations too
The truth always comes out in the end bro
If you done nothing wrong you got nothing to worry about (hopefully)

>>33475037
i got screenshots of her being abusive so yeah should be good

>>33474803
What hookup apps? Like dating apps? I've tried meeting someone on there for the same reason as you so yeah I'd have no problem with that

>>33474936
Enjoy catching Chlamydia. If she lets you come inside, she has let other men do it too.

>>33475038
Bro's got the evidence
Try to keep your distance ig if she's that bad
I made up with one baddie and she apologised for how she was to me and I apologised too for my mistakes. But if she's not willing to take responsibility or change at all then not really worth engaging bro. Not your fight to fight

>>33474990
>one ex who focused way too much on my feet
Death to all feetshitters.
Mass execute all feetshitters.

So every time I message girls we somehow end up in situation where they don't start messaging me or I message them the same shit like "how was your day" and in the end they get tired of the same questions. If girl was interested, would they be the ones messaging me about all the little stupid shit?

>>33475044
Yeah, if a girl was interested, she'd put the effort.

>>33474936
>Idk if there are younger girls with stronger will than I have experienced so far
There are ime kek, I'm guessing the types of girls you hook up with are just the more submissive type
>>33475044
>If girl was interested, would they be the ones messaging me about all the little stupid shit?
Depends how proactive they are
Some girls definitely but others are more passive

>>33474970
Male
>Would you play russian roulette
Yes
I didn't read the rest of your post

>>33474963
>she's being legit?
Probably not. Saying anything other than yes would devastate you, and she knows that.

>>33475037
>The truth always comes out in the end bro

If only

>>33475042
yeah im just worried about getting stalked if she finds out where i hang out
she knows at least 3-4 of my spots and has gone there before, though she doesn't know i go there
should've reported to police when the messages were happening but ig its too late now

>>33475037
One of these little guys.

>>33474803
>And if you haven't used those apps, would you date a woman who says she used hookup apps in the past, but just to meet people to seriously date?
I'd directly say that there's a difference between an end goal and your side quests along the way. And I don't care about the repercussions of having this opinion because your question is most assuredly just a shit test and testing people sucks.

>>33475052
As always, girls think that lying to "Spare your feelings" is a win win.

>>33475043
we are the future, normie.

>>33474970
>Would you play russian roulette if the prize money was enough so that you could live the rest of your life without working?
M. Tempting, but no. I have people who would miss me.

>>33474803
What's the difference between a hookup app and a dating app

>>33475057
Everything's a test.

>>33475033
Have you got a loicense for that cross m8
Idk but I saw news stories about some lasses in school being sent home/to isolation for wearing union jack dresses which is just ridiculous
I don't think Norf FC police really care though, they have bigger fish to fry, the football hooligans on my estate have plenty of flags up and all
And I fucking hope not else I'll join the protest kek

>>33474971
>what even makes one good other than having a long dick and doing proper foreplay
Having a long dick doesn't make you good, and the fact that you use the word "foreplay" is also a negative.

>>33475059
ye, they are cowards

>>33475063
Yeah, the "get to know each other" period is just her comparing you to other men and forming a final impression.

>>33475056
Oooh
I just looked it up
That's hot lol
Just b careful knives are dangerous

>>33475033
>Is it true you can't go outside wearing a cross in England?
Where do people hear this dogshit?

>>33474803
Yes, but only when on vacation.
Yes.
Yes.

>>33474803
>Men, have you ever used hookup apps?
No.

However, based on what I've seen in terms of data about such apps:

- Most people don't date via apps.
- Men significantly outnumber women on them. For every woman there are at least three men and that doesn't even consider bots / prostitutes / etc.
- Most men on apps are looking for hookups.
- Most women on apps are looking for relationships.
- The most common things men lie about are height, income, dating intentions (claiming to look for a relationship while actually seeking a hookup), and marriage status (married men trying to cheat on their wives).
- The most common things women lie about are weight and number of children (claiming to be childless while having children).

>>33474991
>Did u smash
No. First date actually went very well, but then I had to fess up to how mentally ill I was. They weren't looking for threesomes anyway, they were both straight. Married to each other, but straight.

it really sucks being invisible to women
i keep thinking about the few potential chances and the few girls i kissed 1-2 years ago

>>33475074
>he has kissed a girl
fakecel chadlet

>>33475000
>when im getting married, im marrying her entirely.
>well have sex any and everywhere, all the time
Marrying someone doesn't mean you get to rape her, anon.

>>33475074
You got to kiss girls, lucky bastard.

>>33475018
>If you could choose the way the world ends, what would it be?
M. Sun going nova.

>>33475068
Yeah, sure.

>>33475052
My only argument here is that she told me she "wished she could see my dick rn" when we were texting. It was clearly a thirst text

>>33475073
RIP ): how is your depression doing
Good for being honest at least
>they were both straight. Married to each other, but straight.
Fairs lol
So they would both date you?? That's a bit awkward
>>33475069
Lol probs some X post taken out of context
>>33475033
Tbh it's actually very hard to get arrested in the UK, you have to be seriously mental or dumb enough to get caught. I say this as someone who's done a lot of mad shit and only been arrested like a couple times

>>33475043
It would've been fine if he also was into literally anything I liked. But no, he had "ED" but conveniently could get hard only for my feet. He was selfish.

>>33475075
>>33475077
it doesn't make a difference, i'm still alone without a gf and the future is bleak
i don't have friends to go out with anymore

>>33475033
>Is it true you can't go outside wearing a cross in England?
Of course not. Where do you people get this shit?

>>33475079
Which knife designs do you like the most? Would you use it in the combat boots lol or some other boots? I guess if you need to chop a tomato on the go you're prepared kek

>>33475082
Pic unrelated.

>>33475082
someone like that would never date someone like me, so what's the point? i might as well fawn over celebrities and anime characters.

>>33475084
You got actual, tangible proof that girl could find you attractive enough to kiss you, which means that if you don't have a gf right now is entirely your responsability. Fuck off.

>>33475088
You might be gay

>>33475059
How would telling someone you're not even in the same country as that he's shit at sex help the situation in any way? The only reason to do that is if you want to be hurtful.

>>33475092
In what way does constructive criticism helps anyone? I'm not saying that she has to destroy his self esteem, but telling everybody that they're great is retarded.

Men, would you let your gf jerk you off with a sterile glove? Or is that too impersonal?

>>33475091
No, I just don't fall apart upon seeing a regular white woman™

>>33475064
>I saw news stories about some lasses in school being sent home/to isolation for wearing union jack dresses
I doubt that was the case; and if it was, there was certainly more going on than just that. Far right racist types often wave the union jack so they can claim they're being persecuted for that and not for inciting murder.

>>33475095
Why not, it'd probably feel different.

>>33475083
What a cunt.
What was he not willing to do?
Did you end up finding somebody better?

>>33475095
desu it doesn't sound like I'd be as into it as she is, but I'd try to mirror her enthusiasm anyway. maybe it'll be more fun than I think

>>33475095
That sounds hot desu
Could do some nurse rp or something lel
>>33475098
>A school in Rugby, Warwickshire, prevented a student from participating in a "culture celebration day" because she was wearing a Union Jack dress. The school, Bilton School, cited safety concerns and staff had reportedly received threats. The student was also barred from giving a speech about British culture. The school's actions sparked controversy, with some arguing that the dress was a symbol of patriotism and not a cause for concern.
I saw another similar story too kek
Idk schools sometimes do dumb shit that they think is woke
If I was her I'd set up a gofundme or something and milk the sympathy lol

>>33475090
it's not, girls kiss guys all the time
it means nothing and i will not fuck off
i am still invisible to girls and they don't like me

>>33475101
Towards the end of our relationship, he wouldn't even fuck me. He just wanted to use my feet to jerk off. I focus more on sexual compatibility when looking for a bf now than when I was dating him.

>>33475095
>Men, would you let your gf jerk you off with a sterile glove?
Is this some kind of fetish?

>perfect woman post
>height: 184cm
disgusting

>>33475099
>>33475105
>>33475106
Is there any way at all that it could be seen as offensive or anything negative to do it, though? Like would you feel your gf was disgusted by you or something? Assuming it wasn't a part of roleplay and she specifically just didn't want to get her hands dirty.

>>33475114
I think if a guy is sensitive enough that he could find some way to take offense by it, he's not worth it.

>>33475095
Is there going to be a garbage can as well?

>>33475109
I will never understand that.
I have some fetishes too of course, but some form of actual intercourse is ALWAYS at the center of it.
But I think pitshitters are similar to feetshitters, guys just want to rub a pit, which is equally weird to me. lmao

Do you have an aversion now when men have certain fetishes? Or you're more cautious?

>>33474664
Me too but I need to wait a while
>>33474677
Like in American Beauty?
In all seriousness, I would be sad.
>>33474757
Do you mean from the very beginning? Because the one crush I had in the past, I wasn’t immediately attracted to him. My infatuation grew for him over time. Crazy thing is, since he was a chubby boy, I happen to be attracted to softer figures now. Nothing too out there, just a little pudge.
So to answer your question, yes I would marry them because I will likely become physically attracted to them after a couple months.
>>33474970
No, I’d rather not risk dying. Plus, I like my part-time job. I stock produce at a grocery store.

>>33475112
Swooon
Tall girls are sexy
>>33475114
>would you feel your gf was disgusted by you or something?
No, at least if she explained why she wanted to wear the gloves
I wouldn't be offended though

>>33475112
Tall women are more attractive than short women and if you deny that you're either a manlet or a pedophile.

>>33475081
>RIP ): how is your depression doing
Fucking awful.

>>they were both straight. Married to each other, but straight.
>Fairs lol
>So they would both date you?? That's a bit awkward
Well, it was an unusual situation. The two of them had an extremely powerful emotional bond, and lived together in the way that you might imagine an asexual but not aromantic married couple living together: always finishing reach other's sentences, etc. But both of them, being straight, also felt the need for a male presence. They had previously tried dating separate men, on a number of occasions, but the whole thing tended to end up feeling a bit crowded, and one guy or the other would always fail to understand the connection between them and/or end up trying to split them up. So they had decided to try (for the first time) both dating the same guy. They imagined this as dates always being with all three of them, but sex only ever being with one of them at a time.

I've no idea if it worked out for them or not.

>>33475119
>happen to be attracted to softer figures now. Nothing too out there, just a little pudge
Beer belly bros we're winning
How are you Mabel? It's cute that you kept the nickname lol. Is the job still going well?

>>33475086
Probably the more generic or normal looking designs, and yes, I'm putting them on the combat boots.

>>33475025
Your what now?

>>33474786
F. Only for like a week at most. Could be fun to try out, but nothing long-term.

Men. If you were to tell a girl she was the best sex you've ever had, should I assume you're lying?

>>33475116
True.
>>33475117
Would that make it significantly worse?

>>33475122
Sounds like they were a bit lezzer desu but still wanted to shag a bloke, I can understand it
>they had decided to try (for the first time) both dating the same guy
Give me their number jk
Betty and Veronica ahh moment
>Fucking awful
Sorry man ): hope it gets better for you
Is your Italian baddie supportive at least
I've also been proper mental recently but a bit better this wk

>>33475121
nta, the fuck? Im tiny I can’t help it, I don’t think my options is just pedos

>>33475127
No, but I've never had sex, so there's that.

>>33475108
Whatever, keep crying in self pity when you could actually get what you want just going out there, it's your problem.

>>33475121
>hunch backs, no tits and no ass are more attractive
Ok, giraffe-lover

>>33475124
Awesome, hope they look cool
Maybe you can post a pic if you get one
I wanna nickname you boots lol
>>33475127
I wouldn't lie about that kind of thing
But also she would be the only so by default...

>>33475118
I just have a specific thing against feet, now. But I won't let one bad experience completely ruin my opinion of someone I don't know well. So if I happen to get along well and fall in love with a guy who happens to also like something weird like feet, I'll give him the benefit of the doubt. The moment he says he'd rather touch my toes than fuck me, I'm dumping him, though.

>>33475121
Eh they both have their different appeals desu. I dated a 4'11" girl who was really hot. And also girls taller than me

>>33475114
I'd like to know her reasons, I'd find it weird that she's willing to get intimate with me but not touch withouth a glove. If she's just worried about not getting dirty, there are simpler ways.

>>33475093
>In what way does constructive criticism helps anyone?
It doesn't help in the slightest if the guy is in another country and you can't have sex any more.

And more importantly, he didn't ASK for constructive criticism, he asked to be told he was the best. If he had actually asked "What could I do better?" that's a whole other question, and it would get a different answer. But when someone asks "Am I the best?" the only answer he wants is "yes"; and if he doesn't get it, he'll be miserable. Don't blame women because men want affirmation.

>>33475128
>Would that make it significantly worse?
Hopefully this doesn't need to happen every week.

>>33475132
>when you could actually get what you want just going out there
but i don't? like i said, it happens rarely, which is why i think about the girls from years ago, dumbass

>>33475127
I don't see the point in lying about that.

>>33475130
And manlets. You can just date those.

>>33475121
You are correct, but any manlet worth his salt wants a woman that height mogs him
>t. manlet

>>33475127
An inexperienced guy is going to make a fool of himself if he says something like that out loud.

>>33475095
>Men, would you let your gf jerk you off with a sterile glove? Or is that too impersonal?
If it was some sort of fetish for her and an occasional thing, okay. If it's because she just doesn't want to touch me, then no; that needs fixing.

>>33475139
>If she's just worried about not getting dirty, there are simpler ways
It's complicated, but I'd like to hear your thoughts on what would be a better, simpler way to approach it.

>>33475018
F
All women but me are wiped out, men desperately fuck me in order to keep the population alive. Unfortunately I only birth more boys. Humanity will eventually die off, but I get loads of sex in my remaining years as the only female option available.

>>33475141
>>33475147
It's a stopgap while getting used to it. The end goal is obviously intimacy where things getting messy in that way isn't a problem.

tall women ar disgusting that's just straight faxx

>>33475129
>Sounds like they were a bit lezzer
Not even slightly, no. It was a purely emotional connection between them.

>>33475151
I want to change my answer to this.

>>33475140
>It doesn't help in the slightest if the guy is in another country and you can't have sex any more.

That's a retarded assumption. Just because he's not going to have sex with that girl anymore doesn't mean that there aren't tips that she could give him.

>And more importantly, he didn't ASK for constructive criticism, he asked to be told he was the best. If he had actually asked "What could I do better?" that's a whole other question, and it would get a different answer. But when someone asks "Am I the best?" the only answer he wants is "yes"; and if he doesn't get it, he'll be miserable. Don't blame women because men want affirmation.

Then both are equally retarded, he for wanting to live his pointless fantasy of being the best, and her for enabling it.

>>33475095
>sterile glove?
No, I'd want to see her pretty nails she did just for me.

>>33475114
>offensive or anything negative
Probably not, if you try to frame it as a roleplay, like you are a lab assistant or nurse that "needs to extract his cum".

>she specifically just didn't want to get her hands dirty.
Oh, well, then you might as well not jerk me off at all.
Handjobs are not particularly great and would just want to make me want to fuck her.

>>33475136
That seems reasonable imo.

>>33475155
That's quite cute and wholesome desu
Marrying your bestie is a bit much though idk
Maybe for the tax breaks
>>33475153
They're so disgusting they should headlock me between their thighs to prove how disgusting they are

>>33475152
>It's a stopgap while getting used to it.
Then no, definitely not okay. You want to be doing sensate focus exercises instead.

>>33475142
>Woe is me, I got girls to like me but not anymore
>Have you tried meeting new girls
>But that doesn't happen tho.

We both know that you're making excuses to be miserable.

>>33475144
That’s dumb. Are you insecure? Scared of other men?

>>33475018
M
I'd like a "big meteor is coming" scenario, because scientists can see it coming and everyone has time to get their final words and bucket lists in, and it'll be mostly quick when it finally happens.

>>33475140
>It doesn't help in the slightest if the guy is in another country and you can't have sex any more.
Do you... just never do anything for somebody else, if it does not benefit you...?

>>33475121
>>33475120
tall women are for insecure submissive cucks or guys with mommy issues

>>33475123
>Beer belly bros we're winning
Yes I love bellies
>How are you Mabel?
I’m so very well, thank you. That’s a very kind thing for you to ask, I appreciate it.
>Is the job still going well?
Yes, I love my job! I have a shift tomorrow and I’m excited. I think it’s fun.
I realise that you talk as if you know how I am. It’s nothing wrong, I don’t recognise your name.

>>33475132
>when you could actually get what you want just going out there
Nta but the thought of this terrifies me
I will stay in my comfort zone of virginity thanks

>>33475162
i don't have the opportunities to meet new girls anymore, you're fucking stupid
fuck off

>>33475166
Insecure guys are NOT dating women taller than themselves stop lying

>>33475165
He wasn't asking for tips, he was asking to be flattered.

>>33475150
Depends on what's exactly what you want to avoid. Direct touching? Precum? Ejaculation?

You could jerk him from behind, for instance.

>>33475166
You can date a tall woman and stipl be taller than her.

>>33475169
Then make opportunities like everybody else you sad sack of shit. Instead of bitching in 4chan, do something with your fucking life. In case you haven't noticed, people meet each other doing things.

>>33475159
>Oh, well, then you might as well not jerk me off at all
That's not what I'd want. Jerking a guy off is fun, mostly.
>>33475161
What do you mean?

>>33475167
>you talk as if you know how I am
It's grunkle stan anon if you remember :p you were always a sweetie. That's sweet that you enjoy working in the store and are genuinely enthusiastic, most people don't and don't even try to pretend otherwise lol... what's the best part of the job for you?

>>33475153
Tall women like >>33475082 will bear you strongs sons

>>33475175
>Jerking a guy off is fun
It's no fun getting it done with glove on because "you didn't want to get dirty".

>>33475166
Maybe but they're still hot
>>33475170
Eh you just have to not be insecure about the height thing
I have my fair share of insecurities like anyone else but I got on well with these tall girls and we liked each other, why let something stupid like that get in the way

JH, was your uncle black or white? You never answered this question.

>>33475168
As long as you don't engage in public rituals of self pity like the other anon, fine by me.

>>33475172
The latter.

>>33475181
>don't engage in public rituals of self pity
But this is one of my favourite hobbies jk
Nah I acknowledge my shortcomings are my own. I could do x I could do y I just don't

Any tips for not being a socially stunted ghoul when transferring to a new university? I flunked out of my old one, where I was a socially stunted ghoul. This is a chance to start over, I'll also be far very far from home in a city I don't know, joining my classes a year late so friend groups will have already formed.

women are meant to be petite and fragile. if I come home and dinner wasnt as good as expected I want to be able to launch her across the room with a sneeze. she should fear me and love me

a tall women will still be weaker but its lame. they look off, when women are too tall their curves become weird looking

>>33475178
The whole point of the glove would be to be able to finish the guy off without ruining the orgasm by worrying about getting dirty. The idea is that the glove would eventually not be needed. I'm asking if men could deal with it in the meantime without being offended or resentful.

>>33475181
>Enter the Apublic Trituals Of Gself Apity general
>Surprised when he sees the thing the general is named after

>>33475183
Well, the most obvious thing would be him warning you when he's getting close and getting out of way, or to hold on. But that would require you trusting him.

Like I said you can do it from behind of him, or hold his dick and point it somewhere. I dunno, it feels like getting a glove is a bit far fetched.

>>33475095
>>33475095
the glove itself i didnt mind, but putting up a courtesy curtain so i couldnt see it, then spraying it down with alcohol and zipping up my pants for me made me feel a little violated and like my sexuality was being pathologized ngl
but if this isnt a thinly veiled fetishpost, dont you find the residue from the inside of the gloves is also icky so youd have to clean up either way

>>33475180
Grey.

>>33475184
Same with me, I know there are things that I could do, I just need to build myself up to feel ready, worthy or whatever you want to call it.

>>33475189
Yeah, that one's on me.

>>33475176
I’m sorry I meant to say who not how.
Wait, I vaguely remember that interaction where someone named themselves after Dipper and was causing hilarity, and then there was you as Grunkle Stan saying how much Dipper had gone off the deep end lol. I laughed at that.
>what's the best part of the job for you?
I love using the trolley when it’s empty, like when I deliver flattened cardboard to the crusher. And then walking back with it to the rest of the produce I need to stack. Sharp turns are fun with it.

>>33475190
>Well, the most obvious thing would be
That's what I've already been doing. I want to get past that and work towards normal intimacy during hand and mouth stuff. The glove idea felt like a reasonable next step.
>>33475192
Sweaty gloves aren't the same consistency as cum, anon. At least not as far as I remember.

>>33475187
>>33475166
>>33475153
tall women would be cool if they were more athletic, like a volleyball player
but ideally even more power-oriented
big frames do look a little awkward without muscle

>>33475193
So he was mixed, too? May he rest in peace, tho. I know he was a great man.

>>33475188
>in the meantime
I know what you mean, but since neither of us will know how long that "meantime" is, that's a bit hard to ask.
It's nice that you try to think of ways to get around your issue with cum, but I'd have to love you already to be able to put up with this glove and other stuff.

What I can tell is, if a guy is ok with this, he really does love you. And I don't mean that in any derogatory way, I hope you understand.

>>33474395
I'm allergic to fake sugars such as Ace K.

>>33475186
>joining my classes a year late so friend groups will have already formed
You can still talk to people and make new friends
Put yourself out there, try activities and events, don't be shy
>>33475187
>she should fear me
That sounds normal and healthy
>>33475197
>using the trolley when it’s empty, like when I deliver flattened cardboard to the crusher. >Sharp turns are fun with it.
Omg same I used to love doing this lol
Though ngl part of that was having a break from the customers jk
>>33475194
We lazy af bro

>>33475202
No like short and grey like an alien with the big eyes and ET phone home fingers that glow and read minds.

>>33475200
oh, its you
arent you talking about disposable latex gloves
i could handle sweat but i find they always leave a smell and slight powdery sensation (although that might just be psychosomatic)

>>33475201
>big frames do look a little awkward without muscle
Maybe but I saw this really tall skinny Dutch girl the other day and was still swooning
She was wearing really short black shorts and heels that accentuated how long her legs were

>>33475171
Sure. But I asked if I was "one of" the best. Which even if she said yes, I could maybe think she was lying. But she made the distinction that I was probably "the best" singular. Which means something different. Mind you this was a girl who met up with me multiple times last summer and let me fuck her for as long as I wanted every time

>>33475203
>I know what you mean, but since neither of us will know how long that "meantime" is, that's a bit hard to ask.
This is so frustrating. I can't work on this alone, so I want to make the next and hopefully last bf I find to help me get past this as painlessly as possible. Obviously even a therapist hasn't given me actionable advice on this.

>>33475209
I think I might just be used to wearing those gloves all the time. I personally like the smell of fresh gloves.

>>33475208
Was he shorter than you? How old were you again when you slept with him twice?

>>33475213
>This is so frustrating.
I understand that and I do feel sorry for you, because it's clear you don't enjoy having this aversion.

>Obviously even a therapist hasn't given me actionable advice on this.
It's probably such a specific thing that your therapist might have not encountered it befoe?
What did they say though?

>>33475134
If I ever use a name, do you want me to use that lol? If you even want me to use one.

>>33475217
i suppose you would be
hope you dont accidentally give your bf weird fetishes with your cumphobia
but i cant talk, having read and deeply enjoyed multiple smutty stories with similar premises

>>33475222
Aw
Totally up to you but that would be cute lol

>>33475125
Side man

>>33475221
I obviously didn't get into detail about it, but he told me that I have the tools I need to work through it with a partner, like a willingness to communicate and even him there to talk about progress and issues if it were to come to that, but that's it. Pretty much just "fix it when it's an issue, not now" sort of thing. I may just be displacing my feelings, but I do feel that he is prioritizing things that I don't find as important to address. I went to therapy first and foremost to get over my handful of aversions related to sex, and my addiction to it second. The latter seems more of the focus of my time there, though.

>>33475225
I want to give my future bf a fetish for me specifically. I want him to be intensely aroused by the concept of me, completely separate from any other things he finds hot individually. Is that silly?

>>33475197
Mabel is back?

>>33475220
We were both eight meters tall and could breath fire. Around tree fiddy years old both of us.

>>33475233
>The latter seems more of the focus of my time there, though.
Huh, interesting.
Maybe that's because he sees that as a bigger issue, since you don't see it as much of an issue?
Sex does not usually lead you to feel bad, but makes you feel good, so from your point an addiction to it is not as important?

>>33475233
You're addicted to sex, but you don't like touching a penis?

>>33475236
No, but also isnt realistic

>>33475240
I wouldn’t formally say that, I just drop in sometimes.

>>33475242
>Maybe that's because he sees that as a bigger issue
Apparently that's the case.
>Sex does not usually lead you to feel bad, but makes you feel good, so from your point an addiction to it is not as important?
I'll tell you what I've told him. It doesn't prevent me from doing my household duties, it doesn't stop me from forming meaningful relationships, it doesn't impact my performance at work, I don't put myself in physical danger when I masturbate anymore, etc. So it's a solved issue. Masturbating less for the sake of masturbating less feels silly. I'd just spend that time and energy on something equally stupid and only marginally more productive.

>>33475236
I have been in love with someone I had a long romantic relationship with. It's not silly, it can be very real.

>>33475243
I like touching penis. I just don't like getting cum on me.
>>33475245
Of course. That's the only sort of fetish I'd want to cause, though.

>>33475018
Aliems lazer everything.

>>33475236
I just want to love my future husband and be so devoted to him that it’s almost to an obsessive degree and for him to love me the same way. I don’t know if a man could love me in that way but I sure do hope so.

>>33475249
>I'll tell you what I've told him
I'm not really arguing for his position.
If I don't cum at least twice a day, I don't feel as satisfied. lol

>>33475236
>Is that silly?
That's exactly how I felt about my ex.
Anything she said or did was erotic to me.

>>33475253
>I don’t know if a man could love me in that way
I'm sure they could

>>33475256
You're spoiled. If I could orgasm even once a day guaranteed, I'd be so much less stressed.

How do I become attracted to 3-dimensional women again?

>>33475018
M
slowly, by the dimming of the sun- spinning down its frozen wastes into the hands of a single sorrowful man, who has the power to give it new life.

>>33475259
>You're spoiled.
I'm a man, so it is easier for me.
On really horny days I can easily go for 4 to 6 cummenings.

>>33475261
Meet and talk to them...

Is it bad to smell rotting food and poop? Like obviously it smells bad, but is there health consequences for being exposed to it and breathing it in?

>>33475249
>It doesn't prevent me from doing my household duties, it doesn't stop me from forming meaningful relationships, it doesn't impact my performance at work, I don't put myself in physical danger when I
All this is also tru of my drinking and I do that like JH cranks it... seems I'm therapy approved

>>33475267
I don't know, you could get an infection or a fever.

>>33475261
>Approach them
>Realise that the idea of romance, love or sex doesn't even cross their minds when they're in your presence
>Realise it's pointless.

>>33475261
Get your dick sucked. Words and pictures are nothing compared to actual intimacy.
>>33475263
I'll never stop being mad about how easy it is for you guys. At least I can cope with the fact that my orgasms are probs infinitely better than yours.
>>33475268
Drinking is naturally destructive to your body. Me cramming plastic cocks ain't ruining my liver.

>>33475259
>me, a lab tech, foolishly asking jh a dumb question on a no-cum day
>"ill fucking kill you"
>i dont believe her
>she kills me
signs: flushed face, irritability, sensitivity to stimuli

speaking of cummenings, any other femanons want me to fap to them

>>33475175
>What do you mean?
Do you people not know how to use Google, or are you just so lazy you want someone else to do it for you?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sensate_focus

>>33475275
When did you become a sex pest?

>>33475186
>Any tips for not being a socially stunted ghoul when transferring to a new university?
Join two societies. Think carefully about which ones.

>>33475275
Wow, how many times a day do you fap?

>>33475275
can you cum to the fantasy of you getting violently mpregged until you have a huge gravid belly making it impossible for you to move around for more than 10 minutes at a time and you sob from the hormones and because you feel so useless and i come up behind you and tell you to get used to it because im going to keep you nice and pregnant forever

>>33475267
For long periods of time, probably yeah cause of airborne stuff and particles or whatever
>>33475268
>All this is also tru of my drinking
Lucky
Or maybe not lucky cause that enables you further lol
>>33475274
You didn't see it cumming
>>33475279
When did you become the police

>>33475282
Usually 1 max but I'm unemployed so
Still got hangover hornies cause I was out drinking with fren yesterday
>>33475283
>mpreg
ANYTHING BUT THIS

>>33475274
I'll have you know, I'm actually extra nice on days I couldn't get off despite trying in the morning. I throw myself into my work to survive the day, which includes professionalism with others.
>>33475277
I've genuinely never heard the term. I'll check the link, though. Would you be willing to give me a summary with its relevancy to the discussion, though?

>>33475275
Don't steal my made up words, shithead.

>>33475287
OK Shakespeare

>>33475273
I've had my dick sucked but I forgot what it felt like, it made me do funny sounds

>>33475279
When was he not an unlikable cunt?

>>33475273
>Get your dick sucked
Nta but that's easier said than done for some of us kek
I don't have a dick suck-inator

>>33475095
If she said it's some kind of medical fetish then maybe, but the material probably doesn't feel very nice. If she didn't say it was a medical fetish I would think she's kinda grossed out by my dick, which would obviously be a turn off.

>>33475292
Let's Google da definition of sex pest
>"a person who sexually harasses or assaults another person"
When have I done this kek
I'm just der coomer
Anyway I haven't fapped in a few hours

>>33475290
you squealed, dumb moid
>>33475286
oh, you get chipper and peppy
can you keep that up indefinitely or is there a breaking point
>be me, once again the lab tech
>i clock in to the lab to find my coworker has reorganized all the beakers and chemicals for better accessibility
>she greets me good morning
>its an eighth of an octave too high
>it cant be
>she plops down onto a lab stool with a wet squelch as i realize its a no-cum day

>>33475257
Sometimes I just wish I could see in the future to know if I would be married and happy or not.
I hope he looks and talks like the weird fictional character I like. Not necessary but that would be neat.
>>33475275
Please don’t, you’re nice to me :(

>>33475297
Your google searches are tracked and tied to your name lmao

>>33475298
>You squealed
Yeah? So?

>>33475300
hatter lowk could get it

>>33475298
>or is there a breaking point
Not in public. I have meltdowns related to frustration at home, that's it.

>>33475303
What's that in English?

>>33475303
YES YES YOU GET IT
I LOVE HIM
I would marry him if I could
>>33475305
The Mad Hatter from Batman the Animated Series, I like him a lot. But his pre-Hatter part when he was shy and quiet. He gets scary in the Worry Men when he yells at his henchmen, I didn’t like that part.

>>33475306
Now that I think about it, Mad Hatter was basically an incel.

>>33475305
i wager this comely and winsome gentleman of noble comportment would find himself quite at a loss - flabbergasted, dare i say - at the unmerciful pussy-pummelling to which he would be subject betwixt the folds of my petticoat

>>33475301
Some nigga at Google knows I been looking at furry rule 34 ffs
>>33475300
>Please don’t
Dw I won't lol
Das why I asked
Anyway I'm sure you will someday
You want to marry the Mad Hatter from Batman: TAS? Holy based
I'd let picrel have her way with me
>>33475305
Translating into English: anon would not be averse to engaging in sexual intercourse and miscellaneous lewd activities with a character called Jercis Tetch, "The Mad Hatter", in the acclaimed children's animated series featuring Batman

>>33475311
*Jervis, fack

>>33475310
Lmfaoo
My Fair Lady-ahh rizz

>>33475311
>>33475306
that said, it would be a terrible blunder not to mention ivy in the christmas episode sharing a dingy apartment unit with harley

>>33475305
Ts pmo ong slime hyb goofy asl nigga

>>33475314
im in my king henry era aura farming in frunna the vuzz (hoes circa the victorian period)

Its FERTILE FRIDAY!!! LETS GET WET THIS WEEKEND!!!

>>33475315
They were so fucking gay lol
And I was there for it
Honestly they were both too hot to be with men

>>33474662 (OP)
I have to train a new employee that is younger. We don't really have women in the office and idk how to handle women born after the 1990s.
How do I not come off as confrontational when training them.

>>33475320
>LETS GET WET THIS WEEKEND!!!
It will probably bloody rain at some point
>>33475319
Lool
Finna play greensleeves on the flute at the ball then show them your flute and balls

>>33475309
It’s my number one greatest wish in life, to be married to the love of my life and live the rest of my days in loving devotion to him (with the same in return).
I was immediately drawn in to Jervis when I first found out about BTAS because of how devoted and romantic he was to Alice.
I am aware he didn’t know her as a person and only latched onto her because of the basic kindness she showed him as a coworker. He put her on a pedestal because of how lonely he was.
Yeah, he was an incel lol
I’d still forgive his problems for that commitment. He’s really handsome too hehe
He has an articulate speech when he is confident in himself and is quite courteous (even when he’s being a jerk behind the act lol)
Also, he seems to be a bit on the older side and is built like a fridge, I love that.

Women, how would you comfort your boyfriend if he just blundered a competitive Pokemon game and lost $500

>>33475325
By lost, do you mean he spent that much money and lost it, or do you mean he lost the opportunity to gain $500 but spent nothing?

>>33475322
Just be friendly and chill, don't overload her with information, let her practice some things and help you with things but be there if she needs help or to ask anything. Praise her and point out the things she's doing well and getting right, as well as giving advice or easier ways of doing things. See if she has water and food and suggest taking a break if she's getting tired. Just common sense really.
At least this was how I was helping train ppl

>>33475326
The buy in was 500. The prize pool was $7000

>>33475324
i liked how in the harley rehab episode he makes a cameo where hes yelling at the guards hauling him back to the asylum and he notices harley and he gets polite again and says "why hello my dear" or something
that man could GET it ANY way he wants istg
>>33475321
i relate to them deeply as i too share their affliction (too hot for men)
>>33475320
it is that time of the month actually, would you like to submit a prompt for the general theme of the ensuing unhinged smutpost

Women is it true if I give a guy a chance again that I previously rejected he's gonna go Joker long-game revenge on me eventually? He seems like more of a kiss ass if anything is it to get my guard down?

>>33475332
Yeah, don't FUCKING do it.

>>33475330
Jesus. That's a lot. But I'd be supportive, assuming he could reasonably afford that shit.

>girl next door is having loud sex with yet another random man
Why can't she just settle down and be quiet holy shit

>>33475331
Idk I’m a simple man, I like size difference and breeding

>>33475338
she is being loud on purpose to make you come over and compete with her mate for her (the winner gets to donate half their genes to her)

>>33475335
Thanks I'm gonna cut off contact I was just feeling vulnerable

>>33475338
She's non-con-cucking you.

>>33475341
There's enough men out there that don't have a motive for personal vendetta yet. Not worth the risk.

>>33475340
I've never even met her

>>33475338
I miss dating a guy who lives in an apartment complex so I could be loud and annoy people.

>>33475331
That’s Jonathan Crane! I really liked that too though, it made me so happy.
>that man could GET it ANY way he wants istg
Me with my husband when I’m married
But yeah, I love Jervis so much, he really could haha

>>33475322
Oh and don't mansplain things and try to act like you know everything or talk over her. I've seen other guys do this and it's cringe
>>33475331
>yelling at the guards hauling him back to the asylum and he notices harley and he gets polite again and says "why hello my dear" or something
Damn bro is literally me jk
>i too share their affliction (too hot for men)
Sis is living in the best timeline to be a hot lesbian
>>33475332
>if I give a guy a chance again that I previously rejected
NAG but I don't think this is ever worth it desu. Speaking from my own experiences with the genders switched and trying to force things with girls I had compatibility issues with/wasn't truly into
>>33475338
>with yet another random man
Damn she's on her hoe phase
Put in earplugs/headphones or blast some tunes
>>33475339
Based
Brb gonna fantasise about giantess Poison Ivy

>women are instinctively loud during sex so as to attract other potential mates and make them fight each other and get the strongest genes possible
WOMEN WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE LIKE THIS
>men instinctively will not make noise during sex and instinctively wish to suppress the noise women make to guard themselves from rivals
DO ALL MALE MOANERS ACTUALLY DESIRE TO BE KEKS?

>>33475346
ohh true i remembered it wrong
lots of sleeper hot guys on that show

>>33475349
Thats also why female moaning makes men cum faster because they get scared chad will find them and tear them off. It's why trying to suppress female moaning is beta behavior, chad would not be scared of competition because he knows they are no danger to him.

>>33475349
Men that moan are the type to show their friends nudes of their gfs for approval

really both cuck and onions is filtered on 4chan
state gender
lets be honest, are we even shocked?

>>33475353
Cuck isn't filtered idiot

>>33475350
That’s okay ^-^
I don’t really like anyone else apart from Jervis in that sense. When I like a character, I just like one because it feels wrong to like multiple at once in that manner.
In other words, I’m monogamous as heck lol

>>33475355
KEKS
hmm
cucks

>>33475355
>>33475357
apparently, it actually is, but not all the time

Did that many women really watch Batman the Animated Series
>>33475350
Was lusting over a second guy emotionally cheating the whole time

>>33475349
I love when my boyfriend makes approving sounds when I'm sucking him, and when he says things to me during sex. It's hot, I think about it to make me come.

>>33475349
the hottest women can emit mating calls audible in a 10 mile radius, stabbing into male brains like a spike and driving them into an uncontrollable rabid bloodlust

>>33475325
Guys out here really spending $500 on Pokemon card contests while I'm worrying how to make rent
>>33475356
>just like one because it feels wrong to like multiple at once in that manner
Why u so precious
>>33475350
I just love the art style and designs desu, the animators killed it
That cartoon was probably responsible for so many people liking baddies
>>33475360
>Did that many women really watch Batman the Animated Series
There were many on /co/

>>33475351
no no that has to all be backwards. if female moaning made men cum faster that would invert the woman's goals of calling chad, and chad isn't scared of competition but not consciously aware of that fact, it's purely a disadvantage to be interrupted
>>33475362
hmm mmm hmmm. I agree with this wise professor!

>>33475361
his willingness to make noise indicates that he isnt ashamed of you and that he is confident in his prospects of warding off rival males, which elevates your own status as a desirable female
>>33475360
:( it wasnt on purpose

oh, toxin-obsessed doogie howsette anon, my beloved, what are we going to do with you?

>>33475360
>Did that many women really watch Batman the Animated Series
Not sure how many, but I watched it. Oddly, that series still played here in the 2000s, but we didn't get X-Men: The Animated Series, I only watched X-Men: Evolution. My and my brother used to role-play our own stories.

>>33475360
Actually as a kid my sister used to watch the superhero and action cartoons and usually had the remote, I just wanted to watch barbie and ponies

>>33475363
One time, one of my friends spoke about a joke scenario of a dating show with all the fictional characters you like and them having to fight over you, and she was naming at least four people.
And I was like, “I don’t know about you but I’d just be waiting for Jervis on the other side of that curtain.” I can’t fathom liking more than one man at once, even if it’s not a real person.

femanons if you don't start behaving I'm going to sneak into your rooms and put peanut butter in your underwear. You won't realize until its too late.

Now you don't want that, do you?

Women, which one do you pick?

>>33475365
>wasnt on purpose
And this from the one who said she wanted him to have eues only for her, "harumph" I say

>>33475375
nag
man, if you have to layer each category with wordy descriptions like that, you don't have a very good list

>>33475375
Kek, foids are the last one to talk about quality. Every other guy under 30 is on some grindset self-improvement arc because they believe it will be worth the effort then they find out that good girls are already taken and only single mothers or sluts want them for their money.

>>33475375
I'll stay single, thank you.
If I had to, "Sensitive" guys, because I have no idea what she means by emotional labour.

>>33475373
>I don’t know about you but I’d just be waiting for Jervis on the other side of that curtain
Awww that's adorable kek
Idk I can't relate I simped for them all jk
But I kinda get it, I'd usually have one cartoon "crush" at a time

just lose my virginity uhuuu

>>33475375
I can fix a porn addict.

>>33475380
>I'll stay single, thank you.
Not an option. You need a man to protect you

>>33475379
>Every other guy under 30 is on some grindset self-improvement arc
I missed the memo

>>33475380
She means listen to his problems.

>>33475380
Nta but I assume she means basically being their therapist/mom

>>33475383
How and can you fix me please?

>>33475383
>it's amazing, I tried not being a frigid bitch in bed and the porn addiction magically went away!
femanon's cracked the code boys, we're fucked

>>33475392
By demanding so much sex that you don't have the energy to jerk off anymore. But it'd need to be in the context of a relationship.

>>33475375
Narcissistic, at least he goes to gym.

>>33475393
I'm the opposite of frigid in bed. I burn guys.

>>33475388
>like a mom
Oh, shit. Yeah, no. Okay, I'll choose the "woke" guy who still treats me like shit.

I've done the sociopathic gym bro (who also had a porn addiction and was an emotionally distant manipulator) and that wasn't fun.

>>33475396
Would you date Johnny bravo? Like a gym himbo who's full of himself but ultimately harmless?

>>33475394
>By demanding so much sex that you don't have the energy to jerk off anymore.
Porn addicts actively refuse sex. They genuinely prefer jacking off to porn.

>>33475382
Please be NOT female

I'm tired of going to the store to buy milk every two days.
state gender
should we bring back milk delivery?

>>33475375
>Porn addicts
Worst meme ever, if a girl can't fix a porn addict they aren't trying and probably are just eating his food and having him pay rent

Men always take sex over porn

>>33475401
yeah why not

>>33475394
<3

What should i do to have more friends?

>>33475364
>backwards
Nah, females developed moaning to call in other men so the most capable one will be the one inseminating her but men developed cumming faster because of female moaning as a defense mechanism to try and level the playing field. Everyone is trying to get the most advantage for themselves, not them as a couple.

>more bitching about sensitive guys
When the resident chadsexual incel tells you that women want a stoic chad, you don't believe him.

>>33475404
so sorry

>>33475385
Here's the memo:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEzRQYDVD_4

Women love older, richer men. So, keep grinding, King! Your wifey isn't born yet.

>>33475365
Yes this. Men making noises when fucking is chad behavior. Trying to be stealthy is beta behavior.

>>33475410
And you ask that here?

>>33475406
>noooo
>I was reading this book by a mormon psychopath that insists my relationship problems are porn!
>I just treat my bf/husband like shit, act like a corpse during sex, and belittle and abuse him
>on top of that I haven't done anything for my appearance or hygiene in years
>the porn is why he can't get it up for me
Women who complain about "porn addicts" are telling on themselves

>>33475375
Narc, at least we have lots in common. If we join forces instead of using them against each other, we become unstoppable.

women be like
>he's always a narcissistic porn addict I have to perform constant emotional labor for!
while men be like
>I don't want to deal with her anymore. She insulted me in public!


makes me hmmmmmmm

>>33475413
How. Why.

>>33475406
>Men always take sex over porn
I don't think this always happens with pr0n addicts kek
>>33475405
>every two days
How much milk are you drinking bro?
But yeah that'd be based. It's still a thing in the UK though cities tend to do it less as some yoofs will go "milking" after a night out or whatever and nick people's milk. But at some places I worked I would bring in the milk from the milkman and then leave out the empty bottles at the end of the day
https://youtu.be/JLYwxVWF_qQ?si=3kKOdLzX0BFxxPpk

What the Xitter/Bsky/terminally feminist crowd talks about when mentioning "porn-addicted men" is single guys who get horny a few times per week and look at videos of pretty women taking cock. It's not like those can just go and have sex with their FWB or random person off an app, as the feminist does right before having a misandry session on social media.

>>33475424
It's impossible to be attracted to porn with a hot gf

t. Commander goon

>>33475425
Just use your imagination, loser.

>>33475423
cause it's nice? idk

>>33475424
>How much milk are you drinking bro?
I end up hitting about a gallon a day of fat free milk. it's my water, breakfast, coffee, snack, lunch, dinner, and desert

>>33475410
Depends what kind of friends you want but go out more, do activities, talk to people, even just as a bar or club you can make nice friends
>>33475415
Ayy based
>>33475416
>Your wifey isn't born yet.
That's a bit creepy
Idk I'm lazy I would rather date a rich older woman
>>33475422
>She insulted me in public
I find this hot ngl, if a girl is having a go at me in public and people are walking past

>>33475432
Who

>>33475422
Emotional labor is the biggest farce, I have never been in or even SEEN a relationship where the woman was acting as the emotional rock and support figure.

>>33475430
Why, because a woman who will never fuck someone like the recipient of her vitriol says so? I don't think women should have that much control over random men.

>>33475434
>I find this hot ngl, if a girl is having a go at me in public and people are walking past
nta but you're mentally damaged.
nothing is worse than a disloyal bitch who doesn't respect you

>>33475435
cares? Or seriously who?

>>33475427
You say this but I've heard stories
Personally I don't look porn when dating someone but I guess some dudes wired different

>>33475416
Why do poor incel guys have this fantasy, like you’re rooting for other men like a cuck

>>33475418
I'm going through a really difficult time in my life. I need something that makes me feel alive again.

there are porn addicts and then there are what women label as *porn addicts*
it's too very different things.

>>33475437
>over random men.
Over their potential partner? Sure.

>>33475375
Porn addict? Does it ruin their sex drive?

>>33475434
>I find this hot ngl, if a girl is having a go at me in public and people are walking past

She insults you, but not in the way you're imagining.

Gender
If you could trade your current problem for a random one of similar weight would you take it?

State gender
Do you think the goverment should crackdown on porn?

>>33475447
Nice try, porn addict

>>33475422
the "emotional labor" is a new psyop that all of the inherently feminist and inherently misandrist women are eating right up, when in actuality they've never been as close to another soul as to be in a position like the one described.

>>33475445
Unfortunately, I don't think you're going to find motivation to live here.

>>33475451
F
yes

>>33475451
F
No what’s the point

>>33475451
F. No. I'm working on fixing this one and it feels attainable.

>>33475451
M.
I can't figure out what would be a random problem of similar weight to my problem of being poor and in declining health

>>33475452
M

No, not unless we burn every romance novel in the country.

>>33475451
M
That's so vague and nonspecific that I'd do it to see what the fuck will happen.

>>33475448
Oh, I forgot that most single men are potential partners for a lot of women. That must be why most guys under 30-35 are single and usually have always been so.

>>33475452
F
I like to watch but yes

>>33475452
M
I think they should crackdown on people.

>>33475452
F
No, the more they limit access to porn, the more they put women in danger.
This is the typical “the boat is leaking but I can fix it by blowing it up” solution.

>>33475452
M
Yes absolutely. Specifically criminalizing the production and monetization of pron. I want governments to crack down on the head guys, the studios, the platforms like OF- just wipe them out.

>>33475452
M it sounds like prohibition all over again.

>>33475451
Yeah

>>33475451
m
no? what's that solving, exactly?

This is a question for girls. Do you think wearing clothes that show your stomach is slutty?

>>33475348
>or talk over her
I cannot help that nor the lack of eye contact. I'm cripplingly autistic but for some reason the corporate world promotes me because I pretend like I know what I am doing when it comes to clients.

>>33475374
How exactly do you want us to behave?

>>33475467
>women are in danger unless we have porn!
lmao. OVENS

>>33475473
Not necessarily.

>>33475452
F
They would have to just take away internet access completely because otherwise it's just a waste of resources and people will simply find ways to work around it. And even if you take it away completely, people will find other ways to be degenerate. You can't change human nature.

>>33475452
M
There won't be a crackdown on OnlyFans because millions of women here in Europe are generating GDP through that kind of sex work. Porn sites greatly pale in comparison to OF, but it would be misogynistic to interfere with it.

>>33475467
>>33475476
She's not wrong, banning porn is pretty heavily correlated with an increase in misogynistic thoughts and political activity among young men, look at what happened to South Korea.

>>33475473
No it’s not a big deal

>>33475473
Depending on their purpose if they just liked it or something. Personally, I wouldn't though because it would make me feel like that.

>>33475478
>No use in trying to stop murder! Can't change human nature!
women getting voting rights was the HUEGIST of mistakes

>>33475473
no, what is beautiful must be shown

>>33475473
A little bit but it's cute, I would do it if I was skinny enough.

>>33475473
I guess I can’t wear bikinis now sisters

>>33475484
Yeah actually. Just let it run it's course. Fucking tired of trying to police human behavior because it doesn't work and is just wasted effort.

>>33475452
No. For people who feel lonely in this horrible world, sometimes pornography helps them forget that emptiness. I say this because I've been through it.

>>33475491
LOL

PORN IS A GOOD THING
1. It's a great economic boon to poor women
2. It's always completely consensual
3. Porn improves people's sex lives
4. It's an outlet for people's desires that could be dangerous if repressed
5. It creates no victims, no casualties, supports the economy, and combats climate change.

>>33475491
Have you considered that gooning makes baby jesus cry?

>>33475452
M, no. If they ban porn then alcohol, nicotine, weed, should be banned. For moral similar reasons they should also cut card processing to motorsports, violent sports, pageants, HBO and similar streaming with soft core porn, and severely limit processing payments for violent media to be bloodless and deathless with no portrayal of pain. Oh and anything fire arm related or similar or even remotely able to shoot or look like a gun slightly should be blocked from card processing.

>>33475462
I think a lot of people have your approach to solving problems

>>33475451
F
I wouldn't, it'll be a new problem which would subsequently make it worse.

>>33475452
F. No. I have infinite faith that men themselves realise how shit it is.

I just pooped alhamdulilah

>>33475452
M
Porn is the only thing that's holding back mass shooters and political extremists

>>33475452
m
no, porn addiction is a symptom and not the issue. i would support half-measures to kill the industry though, for instance by making it illegal to monetize porn access

>>33475476
Yeah, they are.

>>33475506
Thats what the german state goverments are attempting

>>33475451
F. No, because at least the problems I have now I've lived with, and after years finally understand. I've been moulded by them.

M
It's impossible to hold back the flood of mass shooters and political extremists with anything other than porn.

>>33475433
>end up hitting about a gallon a day of fat free milk
At least it's fat free but damn bro that's a lot
I suppose if you're working out like johnny bravo though it balances out
>>33475440
>you're mentally damaged
Tell me something I don't know
I don't think it's a lack of respect desu, sometimes I need putting in my place
>>33475447
Bro really said "too" instead of "two"
>>33475450
What are you imagining ):

>>33475511
I'd rather we start killing each other again than whatever the fuck this is.

>>33475511
No because it all should be banned. Neo prohibition needs to go much further than the previous one.

>>33475489
Standards are different for swimsuits though.

>>33475505
>>33475511
If they're busy jerking their dicks, I doubt they'll even be able to jerk that trigger.

Life isn't worth living with porn and I'll personally hold people responsible if they ban it

>>33475498
Who is the best pornstar of all time?

>>33475487
>would do it if I was skinny enough
Chubby girl midriff is still cute
>>33475498
>It's always completely consensual
Bro has never heard of trafficking and coercion
>It's a great economic boom to poor women
Should we not be helping poor people find other work so they don't have to turn to porn
>combats climate change
Ayo what now I'm curious

>>33475508
yeah, that's fine then, honestly who is okay with giant corpos focused on making pron? that's not nearly the same thing as "banning" pornography
but the wording of the law needs to make it clear that a website being monetized and having pornography on that website is not grounds for violation.

>>33475511
>mass shooters and political extremists
You say this like these people aren't often caught with shitloads of weird porn on their harddrives kek
I don't think porn is inherently bad but it's not good for society either kek
>>33475520
You mean without?
Brainrotted

>>33475520
I would love to see you try.

>>33475520
And you chose ntr porn to post here.
Fuck.

>>33475451
>your current problem
>implying I only have one
Yeah fuck it, I'll roll the dice
>>33475452
Damn and I thought the UK was bad kek
I agree with this femanon: >>33475467
Do sites like PornHub turn a blind eye towards shady practices and have morally questionable content? Yes, but at least legal action has been taken against them for some things and there have been some theories
Push porn more underground and it only makes it easier for people to be abused
>>33475467
This is why I don't think prostitution should be illegal also
>>33475474
Well just explain if you're worried about it or make a faux pas
I have crippling ADHD and have a bad habit of finishing people's sentences, if I notice I'm doing it I apologise and explain, and then let her finish

>>33475525
>not good for society
Debatable, it's basically the same as any other opiate of the masses, potentially bad for the individual, but giving young men a relatively low impact sexual outlet has been common in pretty much every society ever and for good reason.

>>33475525
It's not brainrot, it's true

>>33475527
NTR is based, only genre worth watching

>>33475529
The autism is worse than my adhd. Miricle I can hold a job lmao.

>>33475286
>Would you be willing to give me a summary with its relevancy to the discussion, though?
It's very short article, it'll take you less than a minute to read. And as for relevance, it's what you should be doing instead of jerking someone off with a latex glove.

Gender
If someone offered you help but you know that they will only help you a little but will take all the credit would you take it?

>>33475530
nah, this is different anon. it's hijacking of one of our most basic drives to extort people out of money, and literally causes mental illness (findoms probably showcase this the best). it is abhorrent.

>>33475531
>ntr is based
Porn brained take

>>33475535
F
no

If the strong outlawed porn, what would happen? The pornsick will rise up in revolution and take it back?

LOL

So think about it about it long and hard- porn isn't good for any of you, and that's exactly why they allow it.

>>33475535
M
Depends on the problem and what the help actually is. I don't usually care for credit, I'd rather get things done.

>>33475530
>relatively low impact sexual outlet
Idk I don't think we really know yet the long term effects that easy porn access is having especially on the younger generation. But just look at places like Japan - I'm sure there are other factors too like the work/social culture but I'm sure porn isn't helping celibacy and plummeting birthrates. This is also not to mention people getting skewed ideas on sex and women etc. from porn
I say this as someone asocial who likes porn and thinks the planet is overpopulated kek, if you have an addictive personality though you need to be careful
The same way some people can have alcohol, junk food etc. in moderation, but others indulge at the expense of other things and personal development

>>33475374
>Now you don't want that, do you?
My dog would be happy.

>>33475539
Why is having a porn brain a bad thing again?

>>33475542
wtf is the strong?

>>33475533
Kek, well congrats on your successes bro
>>33475538
>findoms probably showcase this the best
I'm sure these people are already far gone kek, but yeah the internet/pr0n can exploit it
Hardcore porn being a click away at all times is like most stores selling hard liquor. For most people it's fine, for some it isn't

>>33475452
>Do you think the goverment should crackdown on porn?
M. I think the government should be flooding the market with healthier porn.

>>33475498
>Porn improves people's sex lives
No.

>>33475544
Japan's issues and our own are entirely economic, young men can't get jobs and can't afford anything, banning porn for them would effectively be the same as banning slushees, you'll piss some of them off and that's it.

>>33475552
>>Should the government crackdown on processed junk foods?
>No no no, the government should be flooding the market with healthier processed junk foods.
Unbelievably stupid take

>>33475534
Seems interesting. My therapist never mentioned it, but I don't have a partner so idk if it could be adapted at all. Is the idea that being mindful during sex will stop my anxiety concerning the guy finishing? Because the finishing has to happen eventually.

I have dreams about my future husband every night but my body is hurting from sleeping alone it's miserable I need someone to hold me

>>33475552
What would you consider healthy porm?

>>33475561
Memory foam body pillows could fix you.

>>33475557
No, but they should be flooding the market with healthy unprocessed foods, which is the correct analogy

>>33475561
would you be okay if your future husband was brutally honest with you at all times?

>>33475547
Damn someone needs to section AI
>>33475548
Ratatatat74 draws really sexy girls lol
Anyway I'm sure you know the answer to that question kek
>>33475552
>healthier porn
This is like only giving people beer instead of vodka kek. It's not as potentially harmful but it's still not great
>>33475556
>young men can't get jobs and can't afford anything
Sure, this is happening in other places too (like cost of living crisis in the UK), these doesn't mean these are healthy vices though...
>>33475561
Have you thought about getting a body pillow? It's obviously not the same kek but you can hug onto it when you sleep

>>33475561
Download the Tinder and Tea for Women mobile app tandem.

>>33475561
It's your own choice to be single as a foid in 2025.
Always funny how you 4chan femcels are all single because there aren't any "good men", but all the attractive girls are in long-term relationships somehow. Do you feel like you're better than them?

>>33475562
Vanilla with the purpose of happy preggo wife afterwards probably.

>>33475514
>fat free
Fat free loses all the good stuff and the color. They use bleaching agents and garbage to make it white.

>>33475565
no it isn't, and you *do* know that

>>33475567
I really really don't. Most men consume porn cuz they don't have girlfriends, porn brain is just a rehash of the "virgin" insult

>>33475571
Oh shit
That's not good then lol
Idk I usually just get semi-skimmed
I might have some now (if my housemates haven't finished it)

>>33475571
>They use bleaching agents and garbage to make it white.
not here they don't. I don't know what freak ass milk you're getting

>>33475562
>What would you consider healthy porm?
Not involving strangulation, for example. And something where the woman is presented as a human being rather than as an inanimate semen receptacle.

To be fair, you can't expect the gender who gets very easy sex with all manner of hot men on a weekly basis to understand why men watch porn.

>>33475561
Leave the house and find him

>>33475561
no anon, we talked about this
the moid embargo will remain in effect until you demonstrate sufficient ability to be happy and content without a man
THEN we will loan you a probation bf for a year to practice on before you can select your own from a bf store

>>33475567
Unfortunate that most of the best artists out there go for drawing ntr instead of happy vanilla sex. I guess ntr plots are a lot easy to write than a fulfilling romantic scene.

>>33475561
Don't worry, eventually even those dreams die.

>>33475560
why are you hung up over cum? sounds like an a frustrating barrier to intimacy, though

>>33475573
Men who watch porn because they don't have a girlfriend, continue watching it even after they start dating or get turned off a few times.