If I came out of the barn, and told the truth about my sexuality, would I be fired? I'm currently working for a trucking company.

>>33476009 (OP)
Which country are you in

I’m reading this while I’m on the toilet, and you still can’t be shitting me this hard lol

>>33476039
USA

>>33476009 (OP)
>If I came out of the barn
just stay in the barn you fucking freak

>>33476089
Just for being gay, no.
I don't know why you need to come out to coworkers or whatever though.

>>33476009 (OP)
>If came out
What would compel you to do so? I could only imagine it going badly for you. I'm closer to okay with zoophiles than most people, and even I don't want to hear about it.

No one cares what you do in glory holes- not even the guy on the other side

>>33476192
>>33476268
>I don't know why you need to come out to coworkers or whatever though.
I wouldn't be in people's face about it. I just want to post it publicly on my fb account and wear pride stuff about it.
The problem is I'm worried zoo haters would call my job to get me fired. Sjw tactics.
>>33476268
>What would compel you to do so?
Being gay used to be seen as bad until average, polite, normal looking dudes began to publicly advocate for it. >>33476273
I hope it's a dog on the other side.

>>33476322
You're living proof that the slippery slope is real. First we start with allowing butt pirates of live like that openly, now the animal rapists want their turn. Neuter yourself and stop abusing animals.

>>33476009 (OP)
Yep. You will be fired if there is any question in your mind. They would find another reason but fags cause trouble at work. I do not see how it is an appropriate thing to talk about at work but fags think they need to advertise all over and get canned.

>>33476009 (OP)
Hope so, sexual degenerates should be removed from society. Voluntarily is preferable.

>>33476009 (OP)
>Pride advice
Pride is a sin, that's #1. Even if you don't believe in sin, pride in sexuality is redundant, stupid, and useless. Even pride in heterosexuality would be dumb. Pride should only be for things that you accomplish through actions, things that are meaningful and long lasting. Having sex is an impulse, a compulsion, a baseline animalistic drive.

#2 is no one cares you're gay. Your colleagues don't care, your employer(s) don't care. You notice how none of your coworkers made it a point to tell you "hey OP, I'm heterosexual." It's because they don't care and know that others don't care.

You don't need to shove it in everyone's face.

>>33477443
>Rapist
Brah if a dog or a horse or anything larger doesn't want it, you're in serious practical physical danger. Like errant move danger.

You have an argument with animals smaller than dogs, but consent isn't even a thing in the animal world.

Most female animals never experience orgasm, as it's not strictly nessesary for reproduction. Animal husbandry is effectivly magial enthrallement because humans can stimulate thier females to orgasm. This has been known in the horse world forever.

>>33476009 (OP)
Why would you want your coworkers to know your sexuality? You have one of the most solitary jobs in existence and yet you want to ruin your own privacy by "coming out" to your coworkers?
You sound like a serious faggot and it's not because you take it up the ass

>>33476009 (OP)
If you want people to know that you fuck animals, you're a degenerate pervert, and I'm saying this as a guy who had a sexual relationship with my horse growing up (lost my virginity to her when I was 11). If you truly love her, then it doesn't matter what anyone else thinks. Why do you want everyone to know what turns you on sexually? It's fucking weird.

>>33476009 (OP)
>If I came out of the barn, and told the truth about my sexuality, would I be fired? I'm currently working for a trucking company.
Then why would your sexuality ever come up?

>>33476009 (OP)
do not put your penis in an animal you sick fuck
gay marriage was a mistake and boomers didn't anticipate what would come afterwards

>>33476009 (OP)
I would hope you would be imprisoned for what you do to that poor dog, anyafag

>>33479313
>fags cause trouble at work.
I literally don't tho.
>>33479694
>Pride is a sin
Sorry to tell you this, but I'm a 4chan atheist.
>>33479846
>Why would you want your coworkers to know your sexuality?
I'm not going to rub it in their faces. I'm just going to wear merch. and post it on my fb account.
>>33480606
>Why do you want everyone to know what turns you on sexually?
I'd like to start rolling the ball like what the lgbt community did.
>>33480866
>Then why would your sexuality ever come up?
Because a lot of people hate me here whenever I post my dog.
>>33481019
kys

>>33476009 (OP)
>>33476166
Better yet blow your brains out in the barn

>>33482902
>I'd like to start rolling the ball like what the lgbt community did.
Nobody accepts or likes faggots. They're disgusting degenerates who fuck buttholes - where literal shit comes out. SJW's pretend to like faggots for social points but it's not real. And even if it was, why would you want to expose other people to your sexual preferences? That's perverted. Even straight acts, like having a foot fetish, shouldn't be pushed onto other people who didn't ask. I don't need to know that George in accounting likes to sniff feet because it turns him on and if he tells me that shit, I'm going to look at him with disgust for the rest of eternity.

>>33483275
>Nobody accepts or likes faggots
objectively untrue.
>They're disgusting degenerates who fuck buttholes
Plenty of couples do anal only.
>SJW's pretend to like faggots for social points but it's not real.
agreed
>why would you want to expose other people to your sexual preferences?
With a little bit of luck I can find others like me. I can easily spot them already on fb dog groups.
Beside It's not like I'm going to wear a shirt saying I like knots.

>>33482902
Morality exists whether you believe in it or not

>>33476009 (OP)
What the fuck?! Yeah I kinda figured you all would flip the switch on things. It was one thing to justify robbery, but if you think rape to animal is justified, then grabbing a god damn kitchen knife and shoving it up your ass is justified. And you the smartass say, "that's stupid and unnecessarily extremely painful and needs a doctor afterwards..." NO FUCKING SHIT!

>>33483728
>Morality exists whether you believe in it or not
Oh I believe it does. I just what it to change, the same way it did for homosexaulity.

>>33482902
I know convincing you otherwise will have no effect. You've conviced yourself and others to do what you are doing, and as such you will face the consequences. The dog is going to whimper in pain and run away from you, strangers are not going to be able to pet it, and it will face depression from the consequence. If you think animals are creatures with no feeling to pain, you are not in support of animals but am against it. Don't fucking twist it like you do you are full of shit. Besides convincing you is useless and you asking this question is useless because you are gonna do the same thing again given how you idiotically dance around things. Like Hell you might as well say eating shit is like eatting chocolate at this point, and justify it from a tribe in Africa eatting shit to survive.

>>33483783
Morality doesn't change. It is eternal, unflinching, perfect.

>>33483847
Bla bla bla

Meanwhile the dog is in shrieks of pain from its owner putting it through the feeling of the dog being in the movie Salo from being raped by its owner. You know what OP, you deserve to have a pet shop tell you they unfortunately can't sell any animals to you. You are turning into fucking Jeffrey Dahmer at this point. Please seek help.

>>33482902
>I literally don't tho
Thats exactly what you are doing.

>>33483884
It's useless anon. He's ironically moralfaging beastality like a fucking moron. Just let him do some shit like walk into a wolf sanctuary pen trying to do this with his dick clawed off and him in a bloody mess with cops showing up to do paperwork feeling like they have to deal with another dumb piece of shit again.

>>33476009 (OP)
Why do you need to come out about your sexuality? What tangible difference would it make at your trucking job?

>>33476009 (OP)
Oh wait, never mind, kill yourself zoofag. I thought you were just gay.

>>33483961
Why limit it to bestiality? Why not promote gay suicide?

>>33484083
Because fucking a GAY MAN is like fucking with a dildo. It's okay. If it is comfortable for you two go ahead. Fucking with an animal is like a knife. OP, why aren't you getting the memo?

>>33483840
>run away from you
She can literally do that any time. I off leash walk her.
>If you think animals are creatures with no feeling to pain
I don't. Infact, I believe you think animals are creatures that are unable to feel romantic love. >>33483847
Muslims think rape is moral, the aztec thought human sacrifice was moral.

this is some top tier bait lmao

>>33482902
>kys
No, fuck you. You're a horrible person for actually acting on your fetish.

>>33485225
It's not bait. This guy is an unironic dogfucker. His dog is named Anya, he's posted her before on /an/ with similarly worded posts, and he works as a trucker where he brings the dog along. Of all the fictional things you see here, this isn't one.

>>33476009 (OP)
Why do all you idiots feel the need to tell everyone youre gay, why can't you be normal like us older gays, we are just gay and dont drag anyone else into it.

>>33485227
>for actually acting on your fetish.
oh so you won't admit to yourself you're a zoo. lmao

>>33485394
You should consider opening up a movie theater with how good you are at projection.

>>33485542
>You should consider opening up a movie theater with how good you are at projection.
I'm as honest and upfront as possible under the circumstances. Can you say the same?

>>33485605
You're a delusional zoophile who constantly reposts the same set of threads across multiple boards, and probably website too, in a vain attempt to gain some sort of validation for your fetish. You won't find any here. But you don't care. You'll make the same thread next week. Either get some professional help in dealing with your paraphilia or fuck off forever.

>>33483881
Wah wah wah, see-- unfortunately for you, you aren't in any position to do anything but mald about it on the internet. This guy is probably trolling and he got you good. Unless he's a b-tard he wouldn't be justifying his habits on here. Y'all both need to get a life. Save your indignation for a cause that warrants it, not internet drama.

>>33485238
>>33485647

So you're telling me the best bait strat is literally to post the same story across multiple boards and submit original pictures that can't be reverse-image searched that back up my bullshit story? Seems like that's the case. Plus I'll have my biggest "critic" name drop as "Zachary" or some bullshit to give my posts legitimacy from his stirring up of popular resentment and moral outrage. You people are naive asf on this board I swear man.

>>33485657
Still doesn't mean in a twisted way it is justified to hurt animals.

>>33476322
Being gay is bad, you fucking animal rapist

>>33480606
>and I'm saying this as a guy who had a sexual relationship with my horse growing up (lost my virginity to her when I was 11).
...story time?

>>33485702
You're moralfagging abusive behavior and trying to twist it with a it was love all along like some HBO documentary about a teacher in a relationship with a student. I'm telling you it still should not happen like that. Raping animals is wrong OP. Yes you are taking care of them, but putting them through that painful event still is abuse. Did you ever read the story about the German Shepherd who had to be put down because of it being used for beastility. You are doing harm to your animal.

>>33485708
Why?

>>33476009 (OP)
Look, I believe if you treat your dog right, and you don't use force or harm your dog in any way whatsoever, then I don't see the problem with letting him lick you in certain places or whatever. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you don't hurt your animal.
That being said, the responses ITT should tell you enough about why this would be a terrible idea. Seriously, you know fully that people don't accept this kind of thing so why even consider it? Why ruin your life over some pride? just stick to posting about it online, it's not worth it.

>>33485740
Okay. :/ thank you.

>>33476009 (OP)
I worked at a meat packing plant where a guy got fired when his animal love came out. Just stay away from horses. You don’t want to go out like that Boeing engineer did.

>>33485202
>Muslims think rape is moral, the aztec thought human sacrifice was moral
And they're wrong. So are you.

>>33485750
Damn that sucks. Got his dets? I could use a truck driving partner.

>>33485745
she has a pretty tongue and muzzle. cute snout too...
don't be sad, if you keep your relationship private, then nobody can take it away either.

And I am done here with arguing too many people here whose side I am on thinking my arguments are too retarded to be used and OP dancing around my arguments justifying it. All I know is that OP is gonna continue doing the same thing and will have to learn his lesson the hard way, that and along with the rest of the people here who can never get their act together acting too much like teenagers. Lord know their teenagish behavior could be used for someone trying to justify hurting themselves on this site. One of the reasons why I am glad I am autistic is that I have never lived a life where I convinced people to let me engage in harmful behavior to myself and other, what a fucking horrible way to live, so it is much better to be retarded in my opinion.

>>33485727
Nigga I'm not the OP, I'm calling the OP out on his bullshit. Do you really think all this is real? Bruh. Reading these threads always make me cackle.

>>33485760
They are both dead. One stabbed in prison and the other fucked by a horse to later die slowly in a hospital because the medfags were busy judging.

>>33476009 (OP)
You should stick to using allusions and dogwhistles for your hobbies. When I was a kid I used to perform visisections on animals and dogs in the neighborhood. I was just curious and bored, but when people understand that what you're doing is against society's arbitrary moral codes that are put in place to make people work together well, then it's important to understand that what other people don't know can't hurt them. When my younger brother found out what I was doing, he hit me in the face. I didn't mind, because that gave me free reign to defend myself by slicing his forearm with a piece of beer bottle from the neighbor's yard. I liked that, but that also came with consequences. It's important to know how to mitigate tthose consequences.

If you're going to do anything that people don't like concerning animals, then try to do so on wild animals, because they can't go crying to a human for help. They have the capacity to satisfy you in the same ways as doing something to a human would, except there's much less of a chance for negative outcomes and consequences by doing so. I learned how to hide my behaviors as a kid, and you should learn to do this too. It'll make everything easier and more fun, and you'll function better in society too if you can keep your urges under control in the same way that I did. In the end I think that you should have the foresight to make your own decisions, but just be smart enough not to get caught by society and you'll be fine. :)

>>33485745
why is this pic making me feel something?

>>33486214
These things are complete moral opposites, OP is a zoophile and you're just a psychopath. Why would anyone get their kicks from hurting an animal? You're both horrible people but at least OP doesn't kill them.

>>33485740
the dog doesn't have moral agency but as a human you do so using a dog for pleasure is still wrong.

>>33486214
I was half joking about OP being Jeffrey Dahmer, but you are definately Jeffrey Dahmer.

>>33486570
The concept of moral agency is as arbitrary as that of "natural law". Animals don't make random, arbitrary decisions. If you ask a dog to do a trick, they will complete that action knowing that pleasing the alpha of the pack (their owner) is a "good" in itself. Eating, sleeping, and avoiding danger within their respective contexts are also forms of "good" that shouldn't be underestimated. The ability to see danger and want to run away from it is indicative of their capacity to discern right from wrong and be held accountable for their actions, as the consequences of not running away is injury or worse. Assuming animals aren't rational beings with the ability to make autonomous choices is just your hubris speaking here, nothing more.

>>33486583
You don't seem to understand that doing this was therapeutic for me. It helped me to understand why people reacted negatively to me when I was a kid.

I originally started my shenanigans with adult animals, doing things like hitting them, yelling at them, and burning them with cigarettes. I wanted to replicate what my parents were doing to me before CPS fucking kidnapped me and put me with my extended family. I did it to them to observe their behavior. Obviously the animals were aggressive and distrustful, but they normalized over time. I thought about how it all started when I was six years old though, and because of that over the next few weeks I started abusing and killing babies, looking to see what would happen after I finished mutilating their tiny bodies. It turned out that the earlier the abuse occurs, the longer the effects will last.

Now bear in mind that I never did this out of a sense of cruelty towards the animals. I did it because I was curious and wanted to know what would happen so that I could address the behaviors that isolated me from from other people. My experiments led me to understand that there's no need to adapt to the broader society around me because my reaction to so-called "trauma" is natural. It's only natural that after being through some shit like that, I act like an asshole. (just by watching how animals reacted to the same things I was put through), and therefore the problem couldn't possibly be with me, as much as it was with all the morons around me who couldn't understand that THEY were the ones who needed to adapt...

I don't enjoy the pain of animals. I study it.

>>33485238
His dog needs a better home. One that is with a proper family taking care of it. I'm sorry, but OP kind of needs the twist in his life story where he gets his dog taken away from him and him dealing with the misery resentful the family father taking care of the dog mocked him. I apologize for putting down the hammer on him. But OP, if you encounter that twist in your life story, you kinda deserve it.

>>33486690
Correction: You're still a horrible person but you're literally a sociopath. I bet that even OP would say that you're evil

>>33486690
Buddy, you're fucked in the head from your parents abusing you. CPS didn't kidnap you, they quite possibly saved your life.

>>33486690
People like this make me scared of leaving the house, at least OP is advertising that he's mentally insane with his merch and facebook posts.

>>33486690
This is a mad dog that needs put down. Just like OP. Your ilk aren't for this world

>>33486754
As a matter of fact, it's the ASPD you're referring to. Act like an asshole for long enough, and once you reach adulthood it magically becomes a part of your personality.

>>33487063
I beg to differ, good sir. They're the reason why I consistently strive to do better. They taught me what loss and suffering is, and in my drive to avoid those two things I've become a more tactful and successful individual overall.

>>33487204
Boo! You sound cute saying that, but I'm harmless, I promise. :) You're right that OP should be more careful in the expression of his desires though, since society doesn't take too kindly to those who "abuse" other animals or harm them to begin with... See figure "a" below:

>>33487365
Y'know I really do appreciate the irony of using the term "mad dog" on a zoophile thread, but alas, we're here now, aren't we? What's with the unnecessary outrage? Does it get cold up there, on the moral high ground? Lmao, there's nothing wrong with fun, harmless experiments since morality is entirely subjective anyways. They're just arbitrary rules to enforce positive social conditioning. Obviously I still follow rules, most of the time! It's just that me and OP get into certain other socially unacceptable "interests" from time to time. It's all relatively harmless fun. I suppose it all might be a bit "primitive" for your liking though. Maybe I'll pull a Zach and start namefagging for the purpose of fucking you morally outraged NPC's around. In any case, I wish all of you fun people the best. Especially you (>>33485797), you take your interests to town, and do it with style. I can respect that.

>>33485797
Thx
>>33486009
I have a long history on /an/. use desu archive.
>>33486131
That sucks.
>>33486214
:/ dude maybe you should think about how'd feel if you're said animal. If you're to kill them, atleast make it fast and be respectful to the body by eating it.
>>33486543
want my telegram? cwbi6
>>33486565
this
>>33486690
And I think you deserve to be put against the wall just like the fucci flesh eating fly scientists who just wanted to study whether or not puppies would die.
>>33486694
I don't want to be pushed to make unreasonable choices, and I don't think you'd like to see the outcome to such a thing.

>>33488022
I mean, the whole point of my funsies with them was to determine if my experience as an "animal" back home as a kid was justified. Turns out it was. Everything after that was more along the lines of keeping certain urges in check, so there is a moral good to me doing this. Besides, it's not like I'll progress into doing the same to humans, as much as I might want that to be the case. Humans have laws, justice, and moral codes that keep people like me in check. Think of it like a form of harm reduction, in a sense. Would you rather I sedated a mama deer and tied her to a poplar tree to watch her babies get skinned alive, or do something equally as "socially problematic" to a human? Just trust that everything I do generates the best and most respectful outcome for everyone and everything involved. I really can be a moral, upstanding individual, given the chance. This is the best way to get the best outcome for everyone. :)

>>33488094
>I torture animals so I can control my urges
>It's totally worth it to protect the humans around me
I don't care. I think people with your urges belong in prison or a gladiator pit Mr. Lecter. I value animals more than I value some humans anyway. Why can't you just torture mosquitos and cockroaches? Nobody would care if you do that.

>>33488094
Morality isn't something you'd find on a kids show or a super hero film. It is a fucking serious and real thing. The difference is though what is moral in reality is being hands off to harm not taking what is harmful and doing the opposite. For example anon, I could argue you broke your leg and buy painkillers from a drug dealer to help your injury. True in a way that would be the right thing, but in the outcome of things it wouldn't. Maybe I think you and OP need to trade in the motorcycle(wild life), take the dog to the vet, give up the dog to the pound, spend some time in a psychiatric unit for a while, and if police trust you get a new dog. Otherwise every family in your vincinity is afraid what you will do to their pets. You need to clock in your head what animal abuse is. If you don't you're fucked. In fact right now you're gonna be if you don't change this behavior. You're probably not gonna believe this but the 55 year old woman in your apartment building walking her dog is gonna probably start packing a pistol if you continue this behavior.

Honestly USA is basically turning into Weimar Germany, so shit like bestiality and pedophilia will be accepted soon enough

>>33488209
I wonder who is responsible.

>>33488209
And funny enough the UK is becoming nazi germany.

>>33488209
I doubt it. The world needs a bit more nuclear family and less rioter in my opinion. Like the anons here think I'm surprised by this behavior, but ever since 2006 I knew there was a push towards extreme behavior. And you know I can't control you all's crackhouse behavior, but the consequence will happen.

>>33488230
Like it or not Zach. But morality is a spook.

>>33488233
It's there to protect you anon. What is stopping everyone from popping your tires on your truck, your trucks goods getting stolen, your boss refusing to pay you, everything in your house not paid for, the fact your truck isn't falling apart, you getting an education. Hell what stops everyone in your traffic going 200 miles per hour and pedestrians walking all over the place ruining your job as truck driver. What stops someone from robbing you and killing you anon?

The answer is morality.

>>33476009 (OP)
I was a zoo that came out and there was zero positive impact on my life and shit haunted me for almost a decade. People only stopped when I started dating a human girl because people think that means I’m cured.

>>33488249
Damn man, I feel for you. You have a telegram?
>>33488245
It's there to keep society functional. Not to help any one specific person.
>Hell what stops everyone in your traffic going 200 miles per hour
most engines can't do that, and they won't do that simply because it's risky unless it's at night.
>pedestrians walking all over the place ruining your job as truck driver.
They already do that.

>>33488259
First step in fixing a problem is admitting it though.

>>33488390
>First step in fixing a problem is admitting it though.
Good point, admit your problem.

>>33488415
I should be less judgemental

You need to seriously stop doing this shit. It's not funny.

>>33488457
Replying, or fucking horses?

>>33488464
OP, this is a defense mechanism you are doing. I'll tell you I nearly got arrested for making death threat jokes as a teenager. While true I dapple into some hentai, taking it to your level is harmful behavior. In terms of gray areas, I'm at a light gray through a lot of correction from good people and you are inbetween dark gray and black and if you don't stop you're going to hurt yourself.

>>33488480
A defense mechanism? Dude the reason why I got into this is because animals are way better than 1st world women. Do you want to hear the story about I became like this?

>>33488486
To me it seems like what happened was furry porn was not hardcore enough for you so you went to the next thing and then you got into the mess you're in now.

>>33488245
Morality, or ethics? The whole point of collective ethics is to enforce various standards which guide behaviors. Morals don't matter here when personal standards are eclipsed by whatever society demands of you. Why bother sustaining personal ethical frameworks when the only forces one is truly beholden to come from outside the self? There's no reason to care at all. Be a dogfucker in your spare time, torture and kill puppies and baby deer... None of it really matters in the grand scheme of things so long as your outward appearance has you adhering to the ethical standards set out by society as a whole. In my real life, I'm witty, extraverted, hell most people would think me to be a saint. Why should OP be willing to change a moral framework through his advocacy if that moral framework holds no intrinsic value in the first place? He shouldn't. He should keep his antisocial interests to himself and to anonymous image boards... That's what he should do. That's just my two cents.

>>33476009 (OP)
Holy shit they weren't kidding, all of you people have fucking problems. Get help, seriously.

>>33488767
I hope asmongold see it and doesn't get the urge to automatically throw us zoos in jail.

>>33476089
>filename
https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/an.trash/filename/zombo%2A/deleted/deleted/

>>33489052
A trip down memory lane. I'm glad she hasn't killed any more cats.

>>33488631
Are you the same o9a guy from x? You literally kidnapped a drunk girl to cut her open and make a blood covenant or some crazy shit on one of your threads. There's something seriously wrong with you and you need to stay very far away from any kind of animal. You posted the live deer intestines in that yellow shirt too you sick fuck.

>>33489656
Oh my God... Ma! get the cameras! I'm infamous! In all honesty that was just me having fun with them. It wasn't that big of a deal to me, since it wasn't a human opher. I wasn't trying to make a point by killing anything/one. Besides, outside of the whole "militant accelerationism" thing I have going for me I'm just a normal dude. I think you give me too much credit anon. ;)

>>33488864
do you kiss her on the mouth too? :3

>>33489777
Nigga wtf is wrong with you people? Is the phrase "abusing animals is bad" too fucking complex for you to understand? That's so out of pocket to just be like "french kissing puppies is okay" I hope you actually get some kind of disease

>>33489744
Wow this thread is full of well known anons. I hope I never meet a psychopath like you.
>>33489777
I don't kiss and tell.
>>33489798
Dogs love kisses tho. Most will tongue your tonsils if given the chance.

>>33489798
their tongues are so smooth and feel so nice though. and dogs love licking too so I don't see the issue?

>>33489943
Animals, unlike humans, lack the brain capacity to provide meaningful consent. This inability to consent makes any sexual act with animals exploitative and morally indefensible. All of you say "wah this is wrong" but don't provide context. Here is your context.

>>33490029
https://journalofcontroversialideas.org/article/3/2/255/htm

>>33490029
okay let's say, hypothetically, I pull down my pants and my dog just starts licking. I don't force him, he just does it on his own so there's no question of consent. it feels good so I let him continue, he's enjoying himself and I'm giving him lots of pets and praise. There's no harm done at all and we both had fun. I don't see how this is any different from any other play/bonding activity. a dog licking any other part of your body is fine too apparently but this one part is off limits for some reason.

>>33490029
Lmao you went crying to /lit/ to try and prove me wrong that's hilarious

>>33490029
Animals aren't biological robots, andon the other hand if you equate it to pedophilla, that would mean we should stop all animals from mating with each other because "they lack the brain capacity to consent" with each other.

>>33490410
If humans are going to engage in a sexual act, then it's only rational that we hold our partner to the same standards as ourselves. I wouldn't fuck an animal for the same reason that I wouldn't fuck a retarded girl, even if she was a baddie. There are implications for consent that cannot be ignored here. Dogs can mate with other dogs because they're held to the same cognitive and emotional standard as their partner, but the same can't be said for humans and dogs, making consent in these instances unjustifiable.

>>33490029
>>33490479
this is correct

>>33490479
We are legally able to mate with other humans who have a lower IQ than chimps. Your argument doesn't stand.
Maybe YOU have misgivings, but the government sure doesn't.

>>33476322
>I wouldn't be in people's face about it. I just want to post it publicly on my fb account and wear pride stuff about it.
Are you actually fucking retarded? Do you not realize that there is stuff you do never talk about?
There is stuff you should take to the grave no matter what.
Now jump of a bridge

>>33480606
No story time? This would be infinitely more interesting than anything else going on on this board

Humans are a blight. Love with animals is a million times better

>>33491508
Actually, I'll second this. This seems like a fun storytime opportunity. C'mon anon, give us your best!

>>33485720
>...story time?
>>33491508
>No story time?
>>33492006
>Actually, I'll second this. This seems like a fun storytime opportunity. C'mon anon, give us your best!
Okay guys. I was already working in this since the first anon asked me to tell them my story, but I'm glad more people are interested it. It took me hours to write this shit so I'm glad the thread is still open and I can post it. Buckle up, 'cause it's a long one. Anyway, here goes. Her name was... Melody. She was my best friend. My family only had one horse. We couldn't afford anything else, not even a dog. Hell, we could barely afford her, but my mom and I always made sure she was taken care of and that all her needs were met. I started going through puberty super early, like I had hairy legs at 7 years old that all the other kids would tease me about early. I was so horny and desperate but of course there was no chance of me getting sex from the girls my age and certainly not from the adults in my life. I was so desperate that I made a move on my mom's friend when I was 10, and let me tell you, she wasn't a looker. I just saw her more as a friend/peer than any other adult, and I knew that she could hold that space for me if she wanted to. Unfortunately she didn't. I don't blame her of course. Having sex with a 10 year old kid would have been super risky and I'm sure there was absolutely no attraction on her part. And I know now that she was just trying to protect me, though it sure didn't feel like it at the time.

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Throughout all of this Melody continued to be my best friend. I'd spend hours with her out in the field, laying with her while doing my homework or simply taking naps with her. I had always known that she was female but one day it really hit me when I woke up from one of our naps with her vagina practically in my face. It turned me on like nothing ever had. I know this might sound weird or cringe, but I truly believe that animals understand more than we give them credit for. Melody was lying completely on her side, probably still asleep, so I gently rubbed her butt and patted her in order to wake her up. She raised her head and looked down at me, and I asked her if I could touch her. I saw her eyes soften as she heard how soft and vulnerable my voice was. There was understanding in those intelligent eyes of hers as I begged her to let me touch her vagina. She didn't stop me as I slowly reached out and spread her apart a bit, marveling at her vagina and at how soft and warm it was inside. I spent a long time playing with her vagina, putting my fingers inside her and feeling how impossibly soft it was and marveling at the way it yielded to my touch. She just watched me, not in curiosity or distress, but with a kind of calm acceptance, like she was okay with me exploring this part of her. Then of course she farted, as all horses do, and I scrambled to my feet in a panic.

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For the next week or two I couldn't stop thinking about having sex with her and how good it would feel to put my penis in that incredibly soft vagina of hers. I knew that you weren't supposed to have sex with animals, but I didn't see Melody as just an animal. She was... my best friend, and the most important thing in my life. That said, I didn't want to hurt her or make her uncomfortable, and I certainly didn't want to rape her. Thankfully Melody had always been so expressive. She always made it clear what she wanted, and what she didn't like, so I knew that if I was careful and listened to her, she would tell me whether she was willing to have sex with me or not.

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So one day when my mom asked if I wanted to go with her to X place (I don't remember where), I told her that I wanted to stay home. Now that she was gone, I knew that I had the time and the privacy to approach Melody about what had been consuming my thoughts for weeks. It was a Saturday so I didn't have school. I had all day to be with her, and maybe even have sex with her if she was willing to. We were lying together in the field but I just couldn't fall asleep with her like I usually did. The weight of what I wanted to say, what I wanted to ask her, weighed heavily on me. Should I even ask her? What if she says no? What if she rejects me? What if I misread her due to my horniness and desperation and I get all the way inside of her only for her to pull away? I can't even imagine how devastating that would be. Maybe I should just forget it. Why would she want to anyway? My penis is so much smaller than her, there's no way she's going to feel any pleasure from this. Asking her for this is selfish. My mind was filled with all these questions and doubts. I was so restless and worried, and she sensed my anxiety, spending time nibbling on my shirt and rubbing her snout against my neck and shoulder rather than lying down and taking a nap with me like she usually did.

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Eventually I screwed up my courage and turned to face her, putting her muzzle in my hands and looking into her eyes. I explained how desperate and horny I was and how no one was willing to have sex with me because I was too young, and I asked her if she'd let me have sex with her. I begged her. I know it's cringe, but I truly believe she understood. Maybe not all of it, maybe not the nuance behind it all, like the fact that I was a minor and that's why no one would have sex with me, but she understood what I wanted. I know she did. I don't think animals are telepathic in the way we think of telepathy, but I do believe they can see what we imagine in our minds. I had been able to communicate with Melody that way many times in the past. I just picture something in my mind as I stare into her eyes, give her time to process it, and then she does it. Maybe this level of understanding is exclusive to Melody and I, but I truly believe she understands.

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As I continued to hold her muzzle in my hands, my eyes were drawn to her tail as she flicked it upwards, exposing her vagina. I asked her if she was sure, and she pressed her head against my chest and gently knickered as if saying "Of course I'll let you," like it was a silly question. "I'm here for you any way you need me, and I know how much you need this. Go ahead." I thanked her profusely, wrapping my arms around her head and muzzle in a warm hug. Then after a few moments I crawled behind her, fumbling with my pants and underwear before pulling them off completely. I took a minute to admire the sight, and I spread her open with one thumb just to see inside her. This is really happening, I thought to myself. I was hard as diamonds by that point, and with a bit of effort, I sank myself inside of her. Her vagina felt incredible, and I found myself leaning forward, lying on her side as I slowly moved my hips. She brought her muzzle down against my back, gently rubbing her snout against me while exhaling forcefully, her warm breath washing over my bare back as I slowly enjoyed her vagina, savoring the pleasure and trying to make it last as long as possible.

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The way she nuzzled me, her warm breath on my back, it was like she was reassuring me the whole time, letting me know that she was there with me; that I was safe with her, that she had me in that moment, and that what I was doing (having sex with her) was okay. Despite my efforts, I think I lasted maybe 20 seconds? My orgasm lasted so long, even longer than the time I'd spent having sex with her, and I moaned loudly over and over as I finished inside her. Afterwards I laid there against her for a long time. She never stopped nuzzling me and pressing her snout against me, though she had moved on to my neck, cheek, and head by that point. "Thank you... thank you..." I murmured, over and over again as I laid there recovering with her. I was super grateful to her for letting me have sex with her, but it wasn't just her allowing me to have sex with her that I was grateful for (though that was a big part of it!). Melody had given me more than just her body; she had offered a space where I could explore my desires without fear of judgment or punishment. After all, in our society it wasn't allowed for a kid like me to have sex, even though I wanted and needed it so, so badly.

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After a long while I reluctantly pulled out of her and put my pants and underwear back on. I spent the rest of the day laying with her and thanking her, telling her how good her vagina felt and how I can't believe she was willing to have sex with me, etc. After my mom got home I put her back in the barn, and I was freaking out because I could see my cum leaking out of her vagina. Thankfully my mom didn't come over or notice and I was able to clean her up with a rag.

From that day on I had sex with Melody at least 2-3 times a week. And she did enjoy it. I know she did because her back leg would jerk, and she'd sometimes stomp her back hoof as I was having sex with her or going down on her. She wasn't trying to kick me or anything. She was just overwhelmed with the pleasure. After that first time I made a point to focus on her pleasure too. I knew when she wanted to have sex because she'd grab me by the shirt and drag me behind the barn or into one of the back stalls we'd always have sex in. When we were riding through the forest she'd sometimes stop and make it clear that she wanted me to get off, and when I did, she'd press me against a tree and reach down and gently use her lips on my penis through my pants until I got hard. Then she'd turn around and present herself.

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I had sex with Melody probably more than 1,000 times over the years. Sometimes she'd initiate and sometimes I would, but it always ended the same - with both of us spent and satisfied. I can't tell you how many times I laid on her back with no pants on as I recovered, and she'd just hold space for me. I didn't realize how unusual that behavior was for a horse until I grew up and learned more about horses. Horses don't usually just hold still and let you lay on them like that, at least not for as long as Melody did. I truly think she understood that I was just a kid, and she took care of me. She never got impatient and she was never selfish when it came to sex. That's not to say she wasn't eager. Gods, she was eager sometimes. But she never hurt me in her eagerness.

It was really hard to be away from Melody when I went off to college. I'd come home on the weekends just to see her and my mom, but I spent more time with her than I did my mom. Human girls never seemed to like me so I didn't have much luck in college, but I knew that I could come home to Melody and she would be there for me. I'd let out all my sexual frustrations on her, not in a rough or violent way, but in a desperate, longing, passionate way. We'd been apart all week, and I wanted nothing more than to spend time with her and have sex with her. And she wouldn't just passively let me fuck her - she was really into it herself, and that was really validating for me. Like sure, human girls didn't like me, but Melody did, so what did it matter? And sure, I wasn't having sex at collage parties, but I was still having sex, just in a field, in a barn, or in the woods, with a horse. The sex I had with Melody was more special than sex with some random college girl ever could be, because it was her, and she accepted me completely.

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Eventually she passed away. That was the hardest day of my life. I think back on all the time we spent together, all the times we had sex, and I can't help but feel this profound gratitude for everything she gave me. Back when I was still with Melody I would tell myself that this wasn't healthy, that I needed to try to find a girlfriend, but I realize now that it wouldn't have made any difference even if I had tried. Melody gave me something no girl ever has, and probably ever will. I've tried to date in the years since she's passed, but I can't even get a date, let alone get to the point of having sex. And I don't know if I could even have sex with a girl now because my only experience with sex is with Melody. I mean, how could some random Tinder hookup even compare? So many girls nowadays just want casual sex, and I just can't do that.

One thing I want to make clear is I'm not a zoophile. I'm not attracted to horses or animals in general. My attraction to Melody was specific to her. I wasn't attracted to her because she was a horse, I was attracted to her even though she was a horse, just like I saw her as my friend even though she was a horse, if that makes any sense. I don't want to make it seem like I was attracted to her DESPITE her being a horse, like I was trying to humanize her or look past her horsey nature or anything. It was more like the fact that she was a horse didn't matter when it came to my attraction to her or how I saw her as my best friend. The best analogy I can think of is, imagine you fall in love with a woman with brown hair. You don't love her because she has brown hair, nor are you trying to ignore or look past the fact that she has brown hair. Her brown hair is just part of who she is, and has nothing to do with your love for her.

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So there you go guys. It's not like I'm only attracted to horses or anything but I don't know if I'll be able to love again now that Melody is gone. Part of me died with her, and I don't know how to get that part of myself back or if I even want to. I think... I think that part of me belongs to her and it always will. I'm just your lonely average 35yo guy whose heart still aches with loss every day. I don't want to start a movement, I don't want people to accept zoophilia. I just want to be left alone to grieve. I can't ever go back home because just driving up that road thinking about how Melody would run up to my car along the fence and chase me all the way to the house will break me. Even though every rational part of my brain tells me she's gone, part of me will still expect her to be there, but she won't be, and I can't handle that. I haven't been home in 6 years. My family knows why and they think it's stupid. To them she was just a horse, but to me, she was my best friend. She offered me comfort and love throughout my entire life, and I don't know how to continue existing without her. Now if you excuse me, I'm going to spend the next couple days curled up in bed with a blanket bawling my eyes out.

Since we're doing story time here I might as well share mine.
>be 22 year old military chud
>come back home on leave
>do chores around the farm, feeding animals, trimming trees etc
>after brushing horses my pretty mare comes up to me and starts licking me in a particular spot on pants
>instant boner
>look at her in shocked bewilderment and grab my phone to take this a picture and ask my horse frens what do
>haven't had any action with a woman for over 6 months
>have mixed feelings about this, and start thinking and researching
>fell down the rabbit hole of ethical zoophillia and have never been happier

The question really is: why don't you have a dog wife or horse wife yet? Why are you wasting time with humans?