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M or F
Do you want a spouse and children?

>>33479565 (OP)
M
Yeah I do

Women, have you ever been mogged by another woman?

>>33479565 (OP)
F
Not really.

>>33479565 (OP)
M
Yes and have both

Q: Do good shoes on a man matter to a woman? Also, what comprises a bad sounding laugh compared to a good sounding laugh? What makes laughs creepy besides the context and the looks of the man laughing.

Men and women
Do you wish you were special

>>33479565 (OP)
M
Maybe in the future

Women, thanks to the new cheating allegations I kneel and admit I was wrong, men are retarded

>>33479582
M, I'm special needs jk
No not really

>>33479582
M
Yeah

>>33479582
M
I don't really want to be special for myself, but it feels that it's the only way to stand out and be seen.

>>33479565 (OP)
M
In a fantasy world? Yes
In reality? No, I'm too much of a fuckup and just want to be left alone

>>33479576
Brutal titmog kek but as a guy I think the chestlet here is more attractive

>>33479582
Used to, Im okay with being normal now.

>>33479576
Post the *don't look* webm

>be me
>short autistic manlet
>have not a half bad face and voice
>still very insecure
>talk to pretty girl
>figure because short and autistic she probably isn't into me
>don't even try and I go home depressed
>repeat
How do I break the cycle?

Thoughts on ear pussy?

>>33479598
Are you me
Idk bro you just need to tell yourself that you miss all the shots you don't take and won't know until you try. A lot of guys uglier or more autistic are successful because they have a more confident, positive mentality and try harder. So you are only cucking yourself really
But that's hypocritical of me to say kek I do the exact same as you

>>33479600
>ear pussy
I've seen it all now lmao
Going to take a nap

>>33479603
>Are you me
IDK are you?
Having a confident, positive mindset is almost impossible for me. I'm just a gloomy guy

You people are good people

>>33479610
You're sweet and thanks
Not all of us though kek

>>33479614
True, not all of you

>>33479610
Who would you know?

>>33479606
And leave us to deal with this next level degeneracy? Get back to your post solider.

>>33479609
I have a similar issue, I feel like I'm being fake a lot of the time if I act positive and confident, because I've always been a miserable bastard. But I'm sure that you still have the potential to become more positive and upbeat and confident in other situations/circumstances with time. Idk I think it's very easy to identify with a certain "personality" that we feel we have and it can become a self-fulfilling prophecy, but everything is transient. It's arguably egotistical. Maybe look into mindfulness kek, so you take every interactions as fresh and cuck yourself less with preconceptions of things

Can I convince any of you to leave the door of your house open tonight? :^)

>>33479600
Hot when it leads to actual mindbreak

>>33479565 (OP)
M or F
Who would you FMK?

>>33479610
You're certainly better than me for thinking that.

>>33479627
Fuck Navajo marry blonde kill Asian

Good morning atogays

>>33479627
Fuck the Native, marry the blonde, kill the Asian

>>33479627
Marry the brazilian
Fuck the blonde
Kiss the Asian

>>33479628
Yeah that’s fair. You’ve probably been here longer

>>33479627
M
Marry blonde, fuck latam

>>33479627
Fuck asian, marry latina, kill blonde

>>33479580
>Do good shoes on a man matter to a woman?
A stylish man is obviously cool. But if there's great chemistry between us, then obviously I'll overlook the shoes.

As for your other question, I don't analyse laughs.

>>33479627
M
Kill all 3.
Simps ITT don't realize these women are all manufactured Stacies attention baiting beta men on teh web for their OF careers.
Kill em' all.

>>33479642
So shoes do matter. How old are you and what would define a good shoe? Provide a pic if possible.

Where are the women ITT are they upset

>>33479646
Men are retreating from relationships, from institutional demands, from collective obligation. Not by cowardice, nor nihilism, nor weakness but by sacred refusal to collude with a world that has hollowed out the feminine into parody and severed eros from its mythic root.
This retreat is not a conscious movement toward soul, for most men have not heard of soul. It is not a deliberate descent into myth, for most don't remember the myths. And yet it happens, everywhere.
Men retreat not in search of the feminine within but in search of refuge. They turn away from real relationships, work, education, not because they hate women, but because the outer feminine devoid of beauty, of function, of soul has become unrecognizable and if given a choice between emptiness and the parody, they choose emptiness. They choose nothing rather than violate what remains of their inner integrity.
But it is there, in the void, that the great possibility stirs.
Even if they do not name her, do not know her, have never met her, still within that emptiness, the anima awaits.
She does not need to be reimagined, reengineered, or "updated". She does not ask to be made familiar to the modern psyche. She need only be seen. Once. As she is in the dark, without distortion, without irony, without demand.

This act of remembering is enough.

Because where culture collapses, myth re-emerges and where men descend into the silence beneath language, soul prepares its next eruption. The anima was never meant to be found in daylight; she is born in shadow, dwells in dream, and speaks first through absence.
So let it be said: true virtue is born in darkness.
And when men meet her there not as escape, not as fantasy, but as a reawakening they will return. Not as obedient citizens of a broken world, but as bearers of the fire, as visionaries, warriors, poets, and builders, not of new systems but of meaningful life.

This is not disappearance, it's gestation.

>>33479622
I'm wish women would be the approachers. It would help with the fear of a girl randomly deciding to ruin my life.

I took a selfie where my cheekbones and jaw go hella hard
No wall for me yet

>>33479565 (OP)
Women, would you like it if your bf/husband read to you every night before bed?
What would you like him to read?

Men, would you want to read to your gf/wife before bed?

>>33479651
Here, earlier I was. I'm sure there's others around.

>>33479661
M
Bit weird but if she’s into it, I’d be down

>>33479619
>next level degeneracy
Is it really? I remember reading Shadman as a kid and he memed about it like 10 years ago. Is it really that degenerate? It's just a hole

>>33479651
I was making shakshuka now I'm too full to shitpost

>>33479662
Was it about the cuck stuff? I dont know how to play with women but then again everyone here seems to know each other except me

>>33479661
M
I'd love that. I love reading, and that'd be an intimate way to share it.

>>33479659
Are you still breedable? That's what determines the wall.

>>33479670
I’m a dude but I think so

>>33479627
m
Kill salarywoman
fuck + marry brazilian

>>33479664
>I remember reading Shadman as a kid
Jesus fucking Christ...

>>33479565 (OP)
i can't stand how badly americans dress, look at what that woman is wearing

>>33479672
wtf? When someone is talking about the wall I expect a concerned hag woman, not a man.

>>33479576
Maybe. But I just let my feelings of inadequacy feed an intense attraction towards tittymonsters, so it doesn't even feel like I'm being mogged. And after sitting on a titcow's face, I've been cured of any genuine jealousy. Now it's like cute aggression but with tits.

>>33479679
My bad g

>>33479676
It's comfy and low effort. I'm not going out to impress anyone, I'm getting groceries.

>>33479674
And zoomers are into way much harder stuff right now kek, they're literally strangling their gfs to death... Sharman at least was funny and nobody took him seriously

>>33479667
That sounds almost fattening. So many eggs. I prefer anything that has vegetables,aubergines,cheese,fish fingers,chicken breast and other more traditional ingredients. Also legumes soup. I read that it reduces colon cancer risk. And broccoli too

>>33479674
>>33479689
This all sounds really familiar. What is this about again? Porn?

>>33479691
Extremely opinionated artist that did drugs, got arrested for an assault and shitposting

>>33479692
NTA but I think it's important to mention doing "suggestive" drawings of real life kids.

>>33479674
My friends in 4th grade showed me 4chan when I was at their house.
Kids will find stuff on the internet.

The cashier cute has accepted the follow request at 5am or so and didnt reply to my msg

It might be genuinely over

>>33479686
This thinking is how slobbifcation develops. A lazy, utlitarian mindset. Standards drop, and now people are shitting their basketball shorts in walmart.

>>33479695
He never went to jail for that kinda stuff

need a blonde gf so bad, a ginger is fine too. You are angels without wings

>>33479565 (OP)
Purrhaps

>>33479702
True, but I think that's the moment where the general opinion about him went from "edgy artist" to "there's something wrong with this guy"

Femanons, a detective with dolittle syndrome begins communicating with your cat. How embarrassed do you get as your cat begins to tell all?

>>33479703
>need a blonde gf so bad, a ginger is fine too. You are angels without wings
I agree, but pick a better blonde.

>>33479703
What if I bring a orange cat but I’m not blonde/ginger?

>>33479709
that's a bottle blonde

>>33479698
Maybe she didn't think that 5am was a good time to reply or conversate. It's easy to get anxious, but don't be too hasty.

>>33479649
>How old are you and what would define a good shoe?
I'm 27. Any shoe is fine, as long as it isn't running trainers or those fashion trainers. Hiking shoes are fine though.

>>33479706
Nothing wrong with Shadman, he's the most based liberal alive

>>33479709
a blonde is a blonde, they are all blessed and special
>>33479710
she has to get along with my grey cat

>>33479705
Yesterday was international cat day btw.

>>33479714
>based
>liberal
Oxymoron

Do you like russians

>>33479717
I really like the picture on the right. What a pretty lady.

>>33479711
>that's a bottle blonde
So is Sydney Sweeney.

>>33479714
Well, if you think losing all the fame and influence you got because of being edgy, doing hard drugs and getting arrested is based, you do you.

>>33479711
This better?

>>33479722
M
no, they don't present themselves particularly well

I have a new flat mate who is so sweet, polite, quiet, we barely see each other. On the other hand, his brother is visiting and he is an absolute pig making sexual comments at me. Today he took it further and grabbed/hit my ass. I feel enraged by this man I don't think I can be around him without screaming at him and hurting him (realistically, I could but it would be hard).
Before I knew this guy was the worst, I told my flat mate I would be happy to show them around a certain part of the city that they have never been to, and we scheduled this for tomorrow. How do I politely cancel? Or do I continue with it for my flat mates sake?

>>33479722
love em
had the best convos with russian girls, they can handle the bants like noone else

>>33479722
They're not my enemy, that's for certain

>>33479722
M
Their bluntness makes me laugh, yes

>>33479717
>International cat day
>Vore day

Really makes you think...

>>33479690
>so many eggs
I only did one faggot I have a lot of tomatoes to use

>>33479726
boring forgettable mid-90s photoshoot tier

>>33479668
I don't know, I think I missed the cuck stuff or whatever.
I see most of the other anons as well... anonymous.

>>33479732
Bad Anon

>>33479722
Haven't personally met any. I don't have anything against them as people I guess.

>>33479722
M
They are very beautiful, great wives, but maybe actually a little too trad for me, the memes about how easily women get the ick is very true for russian women

>>33479734
Ok, is THIS better?

>>33479728
Don't put yourself at risk like that for your flatmate's sake. Just say that something important came up and that unfortunately you have to cancel. Have you speaked with your mate about his brother?

>>33479736
Keep that up and I'll vore you.

>>33479627
Fuck top, marry bottom right, kill bottom left
>>33479631
Hallo nagatoro
>>33479657
Be careful what you wish for...
Also a woman approaching you doesn't mean that she won't dump you kek, sorry to disappoint
>>33479661
>Men, would you want to read to your gf/wife before bed?
Yeah that sounds sweet

>>33479733
I just said eggs and you got an attitude

>>33479718
Free speech absolutism is based

>>33479725
Desu the only reason why he fell off was the length of the sentence, I think his drawing skills atrophied. Being edgy is why he got famous....

>>33479722
I love the women.
Not a fan of the men.

Need gf so thin that the jeans' waist is usually too big for her body.

Men are you a little fat like this if so are you insecure about it?

>>33479746
Yeah, he got famous by being edgy, but I think he didn't know when to stop. In any case I think he stopped drawing way before he was arrested.

>>33479744
>Be careful what you wish for...
What do you mean be careful? I see no problems with this

>>33479728
This is not a situation where you should be polite. Tell your flatmate exactly what is going on.

>>33479751
I'm a lot more fat than that yes and I'm in the "hiding it with a hoodie" level of insecurity

I just dozed off for a bit... should I go out for a walk...

>>33479676
How dare people dress comfortably when taking their kids to the park kek
I also like how you only commented on her and not moot
The kid is the only one with style in this pic jk
>>33479703
Based blonde enjoyer
>>33479722
I love them
>>33479714
>Nothing wrong with Shadman
I also used to look at his stuff but there's a lot wrong with that guy bro
>>33479709
Tits

>>33479751
Yes and yes

>>33479751
yes I am but a little more chubby and yeah I am insecure about it
women find the strangest things attractive...

>>33479747
Are you a woman? Why do you dislike them so much

>>33479692
Did he draw dogs?

>>33479750
What weight do you think would that be?

>>33479751
I'm not overweight but I have a bit of a tummy. I used to be insecure but since I started exercising I've lost a good amount of fat and weight, so I'm not that insecure.

>>33479758
>so what if i piss my pants and reek of urine 24/7? it's just more convenient, I'm not interested in impressing everyone!

>and not moot
his was implied. hers is more egregious because she's crossdressing as well

>>33479752
I don't think he did, it was definitely the legal troubles that got him

>>33479758
In this thread Shadman is a hero

>>33479728
>Today he took it further and grabbed/hit my ass
Bruh
I hoped this wouldn't escalate
Tell your flatmate exactly what happened and that you don't want to be alone with his pervert bro

>>33479740
Yeah I told him that his brother is nice but he makes me uncomfortable with his comments, and he apologized and told me that he would talk to him
>>33479754
I was thinking of telling him the truth as to why I want to cancel. Because if he did talk to him and then his brother went on to touch me that would be insane?

>>33479765
Maybe like 105 lbs?

>>33479764
Yes, as well as his own mother and real life children.

>>33479753
My sweet summer child
>>33479751
I was a "little fat" like that in highschool (bro still physique mogs)
Now I'm actually fat going down the pub geezer

>>33479774
I knew it sounded familiar. Thanks for explaining.

>>33479747
>Natalia
she's got genes that normal mortals have no access to
look at her daughter

>>33479767
dude wearing a hoodie and pajama pants is not the equivalent of shitting yourself 24/7 you dramatic freak

>>33479769
Me too! I think I will tell him and hope he doesn't still ask me to go tomorrow

>>33479770
Like that other anon said, I don't think this is a moment to be shy or polite. If he touches you again tell him off, then tell his brother what happened and that you don't want to see him around. It's an important boundary that you have to establish.

>>33479775
>My sweet summer child
Again, where's the problem here?

>>33479651
No. I gotta go do sumting rq.
I replied to stuff in previous thread tho.

>>33479661
>Men, would you want to read to your gf/wife before bed?
I do quite often read to my gf, though not specifically at bed time. I enjoy it a lot. I did a bit of amateur acting years ago, and I know how to use my voice - to make it sound reasonably pleasant and interesting - and I'm able to give a different voice to each character, and so on; it's fun making it into a little performance. And gf is very fond of it. Yes, it is a surprisingly intimate thing - obviously not sexual, but *close*. I definitely recommend it, if you have the necessary vocal skills. Maybe start with a poem and work your way up to stories.

>>33479779
once anglophone society has decided that track pants and hoodies are "too formal" you'll be saying the same thing about piss stained potato sacks

>>33479778
Wanna see my forearm? Lol

>>33479787
what does you forearm have to do with anything?

>>33479786
that's not going to happen, man

>>33479763
Not a fan of what the Red Army did.
Also notorious wife beaters.

>>33479756
Gross why aren't you on the eating less and working out level yet? Don't wait til you get to stuck in house rag on a stick level

>>33479790
you are absolutely daft

>>33479793
too depressed to care

>>33479780
Definitely tell your flatmate about his bro's inappropriate behaviour
Maybe all three of you can go together or something so you're not left on your own with da creep

>>33479794
you are being dramatic

>>33479739
no. that's just terrible. some red carpet stuff where they overdo the makeup because they're all going under those super bright lights, yet it's a terrible angle. this is something only the truly brainfried would find appealing.

>>33479797
keep defending slobbery, pig, standards could not drop any lower than they have

Women dont tell you this, but holding their cheek is an ick

>>33479800
Is it? My ex used to like it

>>33479770
>I was thinking of telling him the truth as to why I want to cancel.
Do that. At the very least your flatmate deserves to know why you're cancelling.

>>33479799
if that's true it can't drop further than just stop worrying about it
I'm too depressed to care how I look

>>33479800
We got a few femanons saying that they find it hot a few threads back. Maybe they meant accompanied by a slap?

well todays date turned out nowhere
"I want to be friends"
now I got 2 left. one is really cute so thatll lead nowhere as well. the other one probably nowhere also

>>33479804
so basically i'm 100% on the mark

>>33479800
Bollocks. My gf loves it. She literally asks me to do it.

>>33479800
Grab her hand pull it up to your lips and kiss it like a prince instead

>>33479712
She did stalk my profile a bit though, she left a like on one of my photos of me with my niece

>>33479806
>one is really cute so thatll lead nowhere as well. the other one probably nowhere also
Well, so long as that's your attitude, yes.

>>33479808
>>33479805
>>33479802
humiliation ritual

>>33479812
just my luck lately

>>33479793
>why aren't you on the eating less and working out level yet
Nta, I barely eat but I drink too much and don't work out
Some of us just don't care anymore kek
I wasn't happier when I was a fit swimmer/rower many years ago
At least we are free of the shackles of society

>>33479807
stop caring about it, everything is already going to shit
>>33479809
I feel like this would give the ick 1000%

>>33479580
>Do good shoes on a man matter to a woman?
NAG, but yes. Disconcertingly much. Even PUAs admit this

>>33479789
She has nice wrists. Mine isnt nice anymore

>>33479810
That's nice, but again leaving a like and replying are two different things. I still advise you to just wait and see how things develop.

>>33479800
I'm usually pretty against having my face or hair touched, but that sort of gentle intimacy during sex really contrasts how intense things are going and feels very meaningful.

>>33479820
well noone told you to cut it up

>>33479598
>How do I break the cycle?
By trying.

>>33479817
this
I just don't care, why try with my shitty stats?

>>33479818
>I feel like this would give the ick 1000%

NTA, if you still don't know each other very well or do it our of the blue, yeah. But I think that if you do it in that moment where you're kind of flirting but still haven't gotten to touch each other, it could be effective.

>>33479815
I mean I have a humiliation fetish jk
But I don't think it's anything to do with that. I liked when she touched my face also

>>33479610
>You people are good people
I most assuredly am not.

>>33479818
>stop caring
No

>>33479829
Probably not, no

>>33479661
>Women, would you like it if your bf/husband read to you every night before bed?
Abso-tutely
>What would you like him to read?
Maybe like some shakespear, bible stories, maybe an interesting research paper, news article, really anything. I enjoy his voice so much.

How long do I neet to sumerMAXX before I attract a cute historyhuzz?

usually I escalate the third date to sex but Im growing impatient
should I try to escalate on the second date? if you do it on the first date its automatically over

>>33479835
As long as you can afford ig kek, as long as you're going out and doing things or using apps to meet guys instead of bedrotting

>>33479819
I don't understand the anagrams. Can you please explain?

>>33479835
NO ANON, DO NOT BUY HIS COPPER

>>33479839
NAG = not a girl
PUA = pick up artists
>>33479837
Bro can't even wait 1 more date... der coomer

Today I will make a salad

>>33479838
>>33479840
I demand a sumerian wife
I'd settle for a hittite, but no seapeoples

>>33479791
What the red army did when and where?

>>33479771
What about 112lbs?

>>33479824
The correct verb is crushed or reshaped or curved

>>33479844
Out of stock, can provide Iraqi wife instead.

>>33479826
Yeah at the end of the day do what you want lol
I would much rather do drugs and go to raves than hang out with insufferable sporty meatheads again
I saw my buff chad cousins a few weeks ago and they're nice but it reminded me how much I despise fitness and sportsbro culture

>>33479847
Too fat!

>>33479565 (OP)
M

Yes I have a wife and some sons and some daughters.
>why are you on 4chan early on Saturday then
I always wondered why my dad got up at like 6AM on Saturday, and now I know, it's the only quiet I'm going to get all day.

>>33479661
Shouldn't he be reading to their children instead?

>>33479831
Why even say something like this?

>>33479850
iraq is where sumer used to be dummy

>>33479844
Top kek. I'd settle for a babylonian harlot.

>>33479796
Tomorrow is supposed to be all three of us! Do you think I go still?
>>33479803
Thank you I think so
>>33479781
Thank you I know you're right, I wish I did tell him off earlier but I was so shocked I was speechless

>>33479849
what the fuck were you doing

>>33479856
Anon, that's my point. The culture of Sumer is dead

>>33479858
>Thank you I know you're right, I wish I did tell him off earlier but I was so shocked I was speechless

Well, to paraphrase a saying: the best time to start was then, the second best time to start is now. Don't worry about the past and focus on protecting yourself.

>>33479861
I dont trust you

>>33479858
>supposed to be all three of us
Ah I see, well if you tell your roommate what's happened he might talk to his bro or be on the lookout
But it's totally fine if you're not comfortable with going with how he's behaved so far
You got this London

>>33479825
but that's really really scary

>>33479842
Ive been on a dry spell
waiting another date could mean waiting 2 weeks sometimes even 3 if theyre really busy

>>33479852
0_0
Gotta start eating even less.

>>33479860
Had plastic surgery to lessen the scars from the actual surgery where they put my bones back together. Its a long line from under the thumb side of my left palm almost all the way up to the elbow with 4 more small lines on the other side. They reduced the scars well. Thankfully I can still use it to lift things as usual. I just cant do very complex things rrequiring me to rotate it

Foids, what's your ideal way of having it all end when you hit your magic finish line of age 30, or 40, or whatever you've decided it should be?

>>33479872
if I was him
>resist the urge to kill her, resist the urge to kill her, resist the urge to kill her...

>>33479872
>wearing a wig to the chiropractor
This is porn anon.

>>33479868
>waiting 2 weeks for casual sex
Do you realise where you're posting anon

>>33479872
B-bros...

>>33479872
I can't watch this lol, what happens in it

>>33479879
Dumb phoneposter.

>>33479875
>wig
no, that's some kpop star or rapper or something.

Bad day today.
Not even motivated enough to get alcohol.
Had a strawberry & white choccy ice which was nice at least.
I want to vegetate in my bathtub for the rest of the day.

>>33479881
Yeah those all wear wigs you retard.

>>33479893
nah you can see her roots in other photos

>>33479661
i want a moid to read to me

>>33479872
How come everyone's only talking about the video? Anyways, gun.

>>33479898
>he doesn't know wigs come with "natural" roots now
Anyways

>>33479872
Sauce?

>>33479898
Who is she?

>>33479904
Becsuse the question was a waste of time.

>>33479901
I can do that but what would I ever get in return? idk women just aren't making it worth it.

>>33479904
ooo that's kinda dark. just a bullet?

>>33479910
what do you want

>>33479913
If you have to ask then you don't got it.

>>33479912
Just?
Ok, it's quicker I guess and the leastbworked up one (except for obtaining one but you know)

>>33479917
>b instead of space bar
Shouldn't be typing while eating, kek.

>>33479915
i'm not posting myself or becoming your gf if that's what you mean

Men nowadays can't get themselves a woman because they lack social skills and emotional intelligence. Most guys still view themselves as providers but women don't need a provider anymore.
What they want is a companion; someone funny, handsome and charismatic, around their age or slightly older.
If you can't find a girlfriend it means you aren't social enough or you're simply too old and zoomettes don't feel the vibe with you.

>>33479917
>>33479920
well, what would you do at least on your last day then?

>>33479565 (OP)
M
Yes.

>>33479924
>What they want is a clown or entertainer
take the clownpill

retarded post by the way, men have needs, women just have access to chad for dick and they arent interested in serious relationships till they hit the wall

>>33479922
>posting myself
If that's what you were thinking, you're way off. That would certainly fetch you some internet simp to read to you, thoughever.

>>33479924
I know some women who only need a provider. lol

>>33479901
Any preference?

>>33479933
Yes such women are called gold diggers.
>>33479930
You're clearly autistic.

>>33479924
I don't get a gf because women can't compete with my waifus...

>>33479937
don't know who that is but
>abs
the drawing is in excellent taste

>>33479931
that's why i asked what you wanted. just say it dumbass

>>33479935
read naturally without droning and have good reading comprehension. i can provide the material

>>33479936
>no rebuttal
I accept your concession
was kind a retarded post anyway, you dont have much to defend to begin with

>>33479924
well yeah i'm autistic. if I wasn't I would be successful and in a relationship

>>33479937
manons would you make yourself look like this if your gf asked you to
this is what i want but on a guy

>>33479751
Women once again have no clue how the male body works much less how male body fat works, whenever a woman says "We need to teach men to accept periods and about womens bodies to find the clit!" I'm going to tell them to shut their fucking mouths, the dumb whores.
I know that's not helping anyone but god I can't not hate them.

>>33479942
Yes

>>33479936
>gold diggers
I think that is to harsh of a word and is unfitting for some.
At least the ones I mean.
Mentally ill NEETs who live with men who aren't their bf.

>>33479939
I don't have much practice with reading out loud or changing my voice, but I think I can do well if I try. And as for reading comprehension, no problem for me.

>>33479872
Incel math?

>>33479943
Stop being so autistic.

>>33479942
Unfortunately every gram of fat in my body seems to stay on my gut, so it would be difficult but I could try. The question is, what would gf be willing to do in exchange?

>>33479883
Enjoy your ice cream and bath anon!
I just got alcohol but haven't had any yet cause there are too many people in the fields >_>

>>33479847
>112lbs
Depends on the height...

>>33479924
Probably a combination desu
I'm not social enough, too old, not handsome anymore and no charisma kek

>>33479942
Yeah def lol

>>33479901
I want a woman to read with me. Like crack open a play and assign ourselves roles and read out loud to each other. Why must life deny me this?

Should I stay in the park to drink and smoke or should I go to the garden and read a book also

>>33479959
Stop drinking, dumbass.

>>33479901
I want a gf who reads out loud the smut roleplay she wrote involving us.
Then we'll reenact it irl.

>>33479751
I'm still insecure because the women at my workplace called me a "natural body from outdoor labor"

>>33479948
https://files.catbox.moe/gccjqi.pdf

>>33479924
This is directionally correct but not in entirety.

Most people are not particularly funny, beautiful or charismatic. Anyone who leaves the house will see plenty of couples of people who aren't particularly funny, beautiful or charismatic; in fact, most couples are like that. However, what distinguishes these people from those who are perpetually single is that they made the effort to find someone who reciprocates a willingness to enter a relationship with. This is why extraversion is a better predictor of being partnered than looks. People who have many friends and frequently interact with others are more likely to meet someone like that.
Moreover, Mating has always been assortative. Couples are similar when it comes to all kinds of traits. When you're not a particularly social, pretty, insightful and charismatic woman, you're very unlikely to find a man with those traits willing to marry you. However, since people tend to find an emotional connection with those that are similar an introverted, average looking, somewhat boring and not particularly outgoing guy might "appear" as if he had all sorts of positive traits if you actually got to meet him, since you would be blinded by your instincts and possibly couldn't tell the difference anyway.
Likewise, most guys who are not exactly the cream of the crop tend to have a keen intuition for who is in their league, which is actually an attractiveness boost in their eyes and likely part of the reason why there is actually a lot of diversity of body types in porn, since they provide a more plausible fantasy.

The real reason why people aren't coupling - and this applies to both men and women - is because people are too socially isolated under modern conditions. They know longer meet the people they could date and lose themselves in online fantasies and surrogates (like this thread).

>>33479961
really? even the one where we have sex normally but i mpreg you by shooting my egg down your penis and turn you into a walking (not for long) incubator?

>>33479966
nta but i just want to make a psa that this post is not me kek

>>33479942
I can try but I'd end up more like Joseph Joestar
also you'd have to deal with some insane moodswings from me. I think the moment I was rage flexing over a bowl of lettuce is what made my ex breakup with me the first time. it's why I stopped.

>>33479966
Luckily my gf is not that edgy.

But you can try and grow a dick!

>>33479949
???
I'm not good at math but that shouldn't make me an incel if I wasn't one to begin with

>>33479967
>not me
Not who?
Nobody knows you.

>>33479966
>shoot my egg down your penis
You think you've got the core strength for that?

>>33479972
good

>>33479600
>>33479937
I wish horses were real.

>>33479969
>first 3 secs
literally me

>>33479969
I wonder if girls that make sculptures like this put dildos on them so it's like they're sucking off a muscular guy.

Girl texted me at 2am last night asking if I was having a good night, completely unrelated to anything else we were talking about before that. Was she gonna ask me to hang out or something? Did I get cucked by work because I had to be asleep to make my 10am shift today?

>>33479977
You and many women do.

>>33479980
People like you are so tiresome...

>>33479960
What else am I supposed to do today
Nothing else going on in my life bro
I will take it easy though

>>33479983
NTA
what do you mean

>>33479964
I tried recording and I found the sound of my voice distasteful, so sorry.

>>33479980
>texted me at 2am last night asking if I was having a good night
She was flirting most likely
If you like her then ask her out
A girl did this to me a few years ago saying she couldn't sleep etc. (I was in the club tho) and I recommended her sleeping remedies kek
But eventually we got chatting again and went on a date

>>33479987
>I found the sound of my voice distasteful
most people do if they're not used to hearing their own voice

>>33479985
Women don't have theory of mind and can't comprehend that their own knowledge and intentions are not known to others.

>>33479977
I wish girls were horses like in my animays

>>33479985
You ask some retarded she when you tell us nothing.
You are tiresome and annoying.

>>33479991
Funny that you reply to a male anon where that exactly applies too.

>>33479989
Yeah, I know it's something common. Doesn't change the fact that makes me want to communicate on sign language for the rest of my life.

>>33479994
>woman does something erratic and unusual
>immediately starts speculating on her intent
not really the same, women live in a very self-centered universe where a man's actions are always interpreted to be about her in some way, I've literally had a woman message me thinking I was buying a new car to impress her some two years after we'd last spoken, I can't imagine a man seeing a woman years later and assuming she's doing something with the goal of getting his attention.

>>33479997
>women
Stopped reading there.
He gave basically zero information and then asks stupid questions.
He is EXACTLY what you claim women to be.

>>33479992
>Women are so disinterested in marriage that men have to seek it out with 2 dimensional imaginary girls
Shits grim...

You WILL address me as Mr. Master

>>33479997
>had a woman message me thinking I was buying a new car to impress her some two years after we'd last spoken,
nta and nag but I 100% believe this, I've had similar issues.
the worst was what was essentially
>you did this thing that made me like you so you were manipulating me
when that thing had nothing to do with her

>>33480002
Master of what? Ceremonies?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peach_Melba
I have insane need for this right now.
Add som cointreau for good measure please.

>>33480002
I think Mr. Mister is funnier.

>>33480007
It's peng man
Would you have it out somewhere or try to make it

>>33480002
Mr. Mr. is a decent banger.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8j_XEn9b_8

I understand why women ghost men now. Even if you are clear about issues men will play dumb

>>33479955
Why don't you train your social skills? Some people will date you without charisma but you should be able to talk with them.
If you're too old and not handsome anymore just stop going for younger girls.
After 25+ you should only go for women over 25.

>>33479925
Probably listen to music, write some documents/letters or whatever, do some stuff I want to do the week prior like I'd drop anything that would not allow me to do what I want (need) to do.

>>33480013
>Why don't you train your social skills?
My social skills are okay, I just hate socialising
> not handsome anymore
Well I should get fit again and stop hobomaxxing but I'm lazy
>should only go for women over 25
I like older women but they don't like me kek

>>33480015
wouldn't you want to grow old with somebody special instead?

>want to empty my balls, but too exhausted
Life is pain...

Women, I said I’m sorry for being racist to muslims. Please uncancel me on twitter

>>33479995
:l well i'm too tired to read this with my eyes and tts can't convert half of it. thanks for trying though anon you're one of the good moids

>>33479960
I just looked on the side of the 2.5L cider bottle and guess how many calories
1875 calories
I drink like one of these every day kek
No wonder I'm a fat bastard now
Need to get another job breh...

>>33480022
don't apologize you fucking pussy, be racist and tell the invaders to fuck off
Women get off on men standing their ground.

>>33480024
Thanks. I'm curious now and I probably won't understand much, but do you want me to give it a read and tell you what I can make out of it?

>>33480017
Maybe if I even could.
I'll just put the ideas off for a while I guess.

>>33480028
if you want to

>>33479995
That'd be stupid if done deliberately.

>>33480022
You said something negative about Muslim rape gangs on Twitter dot com?
The UK police is coming to your door...

>>33480025
You are deranged.

Or at the very least clearly an alcoholic.

>>33480034
I don't think my life would change that much if I did that to be honest.

>>33480022
Nah youre good

Women
Have you been told before that your abusers “cared about”/“loved” you? How did you respond. As a man I don’t know how to deal with these feelings because everyone tells me this

>>33479565 (OP)
M, got the spouse, once we get established in our jobs we'll have kids

>>33479627
The only one I recognize is bottom right. Kill her, fuck top, marry left since seems like she might have a job and seems more normal than the other two

>>33479728
You could always pretend to be sick if you don't want to bring up the truth

>>33479751
I've gained some weight in the past couple years that I'd like to lose. I don't like how chubby I look/feel but at the same time I don't care all that much

>>33479964
https://vocaroo.com/16QBrX8hnrc5

Women, what do you think of the idea of having to sell your body to your landlord for rent?
What about as a roleplay with your partner?

>>33480036
>deranged
>alcoholic
Tell me something I don't know kek
Gonna go home and read a book after this so I'm not tempted to go to the bar and black out

>>33480042
>Tell me something I don't know
I'm afraid of being an alcoholic or becoming one too.

>>33480041
>having to sell your body to your landlord for rent
That's fucked up breh

>>33480046
It's tough man but avoid booze, and if you find you can't control your cravings, talk to people you trust and get help
Look at the total shitshow of my life, that should be enough of a deterrent kek
I lost everything because of drink and drugs (and unaddressed mental illness)

Sydney Sweeney is my waifu

>>33480013
There are plenty of mentally disturbed young women out there, so if you have a groomer sort of personality, you can easily date younger if youth matters much to you.

>>33479722
M
Liberal, vatnik and neodnoznachnik Russians feel like three wildly different groups of people.
The thing about the Ukraine war is that it's probably the closest thing to a pure "good guys vs. bad guys" conflict in modern history. So when Russians try to justify the invasion or read false nuance into it, it drives them a bit insane (or shows that they've already been driven insane)
That said, I think the narrative that says "the Russian culture and mindset have been imperialist for 800 years" is mostly pseudoscience. I really believe that the 2000s could have gone a little differently and it could have become a decent country. Maybe it still can in the future, though I'm not optimistic.
I think Russians who want to emigrate from Russia should be allowed to do so if they're not obviously super vatnik.

>>33480052
Would you leave Ches and abandon your child again for her?

>>33479722
I don't know any. But I don't like/dislike anyone on the basis of nationality.

>>33480039
Yeah. My exes mom tried to back him for being retarded and I looked at her like she was crazy. She went out to the garage to smoke a blunt after that.

women, would you let me do this to you?
>>33479872

>>33480060
If he's such a retard then why did you have a baby with him?

All my niggaz really bussin aint no secret
My niggaz slimey for dat paper now we eatin

>>33480061
Uhhh sure.

>>33480062
I didn't have a baby with him. Different one.

>>33480063
Cap

>>33479722
M
Some things about them I like
But overall most of them support their government’s efforts to subvert and destroy the U.S. Federal and state governments and their government/goons have spread libertarian and fascist propaganda to weaken the government in America, so overall you won’t see me cry if a bunch of Russians die. In fact I’ll probably laugh about it.
Oh, and also the little thing that they are orcs who rape and murder women and children.
Still don’t hate them as much as lolberts though.

>>33479565 (OP)
M
Yeah

>>33480066
Was the baby daddy retarded too?

>>33480057
No I would not abandon my children for Sydney Sweeney

>>33480041
https://www.reddit.com/r/NSFWIAMA/comments/agpvf5/i_18f_have_been_having_sex_with_my_landlord/

>>33480072
You just abandon your children for fun then?

>>33480073
>user made no other posts
Moid fanfiction

>>33480074
Kill yourself dude

>>33480071
Nope.

>>33480077
I'm not the one abandoning kids, that's all on you dude.

>>33480073
Girls are never beating the easy mode allegations

>>33480076
User got banned.

But yeah, I think it is quite rare. Though I have seen those adopt a NEET threads on soc and i think they work essentially the same.

>>33480081
Banned users get their accounts removed

Is the thread quiet because all the nerd men squealing about starwars found they can mod a mini R2D2 now?

>>33480081
>he thinks these ever go anywhere
Lol
Lmao even

>>33480060
You should of slapped tha wig off her head

>>33480074
Children are shit.
Cooming insed a living sextoy made to milk cocks is eternal.

>>33480085
dumb question. if there was a reason why, they wouldn't be here to answer.

hi atoga!

How was everyone's days?

>>33480078
Why did you leave him then?

>>33480086
I actually know of some women who moved in like that and one who ended up as a prostitute essentially.

>>33480080
You could also just spread your asshole for some rich gay guy?

>>33480085
I, and I think I speak for the majority here, have no clue what you are talking about.

>>33480092
Boring, but peaceful.

>>33480094
If you wanna sleep with your landlord you can find one you think is attractive you know

>>33480092
Hey anon how are you <3
What you up to today
Err pretty bad so far desu lol. Just got home and waiting for the bathroom to be free, then might just sit outside with a book and chill
Is it still morning where you are?

>>33480079
Kill yourself tranny

>>33480093
Because he threatened to kill me with two other people, but then I beat his ass so hard the other two pretended they weren't involved.

>>33480100
How do you consistently choose these people both IRL and online?

>>33480099
>>33480100
LMFAO

>>33480100
>he threatened to kill me with two other people, but then I beat his ass so hard
Where was your kid during all this occurring

>>33480092
Hi.
>How was everyone's days?
Not bad. It's made me realise I need to plan things to do on my weekend. I watched television in the morning. Chilled in the churchyard with my sister, drinking a lemon cloud noire (a monthly treat now) which was lovely - beautiful and sunny today. Bagged up some drug to send for testing. Now I'm not sure what to do. I have the house to myself. I'll probably have to clean up the kitchen.

What about you?

>>33480099
Man if reminding you about your own life makes you this mad you must really hate the mirror.

>I have to cope with balding by just shaving my entire head and constantly maintaining smoothness or else I can't ever take my hat off
This fucking sucks

>>33480097
I'm neither gay nor poor.

>>33480096
Sounds nice desu.

>>33480098
My event went horribly and I feel like an abject failure, and I've got several deadlines coming up and rapid succession. Stressed and unwell. Nah, middle of the night here ;-;

>>33480099
Calm down, dude, it's just kids. You abandon them all the time, no big deal.

>>33479987
>>33479989
>>33479995
The reason most people dislike listening to their voice recordings is that when you speak, you also hear the vibrations in your skull. Those vibrations are absent from voice recordings, which makes your voice sound slightly off, which is uncanny and unpleasant. As the other anon said, you eventually get used to it.
It's not a personality quirk, or a feature of your particular voice; it's just that familiar stuff with minor changes freaks people out

>>33480085
No, its morning

>>33480104
Making plans is always nice, following through is hard for me though.

I feel like ass today haha

>>33480103
In production

Why would you get banned from reddit for having sex with a young woman who you invited to live with you in exchange for sex. That's kind of retarded. That's basically literally any relationship or marriage.

>>33480108
Oh were you the dude who was asking what to wear kek?
Sorry it went shit dude but at least you went along to it. Good luck with all your deadlines, don't overwork yourself. Try to get some more sleep maybe
>>33480113
Damn, well at least they weren't there to witness it haha

>>33480101
People lie a lot.

>>33480114
Topics that make women look bad are banned

>>33480092
Migraine.
Hips hurting.
Tired.
Unfilled horny.

>>33480114
>That's basically literally any relationship or marriage.
It's not really though is it...

>>33480113
You beat a man while being pregnant?

>>33480116
At least ITT you added people to your Discord who blatantly told you that they're horrible people. Are you attracted to that or something?

>>33480119
You think you're living with a man for free? You're the secretary of pussy and head so you better get to fucking work.

>>33480109
You will never be a woman. Commit suicide

>>33480108
Damn, that sucks. Good luck.

>>33480110
Even so, I don't dislike because I it sounds different to what I perceive as my voice, I dislike it by itself. I think it's an unpleasant voice on its own.

>>33480118
Can only help with the last one.

>>33480128
Ok spread boypucci.

>>33480109
Never talk about my kids again you actual fucking pedophile

Reminder that dominant women are not real and that they're just a fantasy.

Is it possible to get the energy to be a good bf?

>>33480131
No sooner said than done.

>>33480132
Hey, you're the one who abandoned them. You probably shouldn't have done that if you want to pretend to care about them.

>>33480133
Why would I ever want a dominant woman other than making her submit? Woman should submit.

>>33480121
>>33480116

>>33480136
You want me to post proof of me and my kids because you’re a stalker pedophile

>>33480134
yes everyone starts with good bf energy
it slowly leaks out and you have to refill it by being a good bf in a self sustaining cycle

>>33480137
I want one but sadly they're not real.

>>33480140
No, I'd actually be much happier if you went away forever. You should have abandoned 4chan instead of abandoning your children.

>>33480122
Well I'm not gay so I hope not bro...

>>33480138
>someone tells you they're abusive
>you: "Ha ha, he's probably lying."
>you try to get closer to him because hearing that he's abusive turns you on
Why is RuleBreaker like this?

manons
how far would you go for a femcel baddie

>>33480142
Why are you so fucking gay? Why do you as a man want to be the weaker receiver that loses authority and control? Why are you so biologically and mentally fucked in the head that you've somehow crossed the wires of thousands of years of conquering and dominating women and now you're some weak bitch who wants a woman to take control. A weak, retarded, woman. It's fucking pathetic dude.

>>33480150
Pretty far desu, I'd do what she wanted
Not like I have anything else to live for or lose atm so hopefully it could be a net positive

>>33480120
Yup. Think he tried to Adriana Smith me. But he forgot some details about my abilities and I faked him out.

>>33480150
>baddie
This word icks me. I would do nothing for her.

>>33480150
Depends, is she absolutely deranged?

>>33480146
Your a man, you have value beyond pussy and head. Stop equating yourself to a woman, men and women are literally not equal.

>>33480120
>beat a man while being pregnant
The more rule breaka stories I hear the more I honestly worry about the wellbeing and environment of this kid

>>33480144
And I’d be happy if you and your ilk died so that it were safer to post pictures of my and my children

>>33480153
Because I'm weak and lazy. I want someone else to decide things and take control.

pros:
she's hot
she's sweet to me if I do what she wants
I like her
cons:
I'm on <4 hours of sleep because of work, stomach cramps from too much caffeine to keep going and she requires me to spend my day with her out in the summer heat or she's gonna doghouse me again
there's no promise the day will go great because she has a tendency to get cranky in the heat

looking for m or f opinions
what do I do?

>>33480158
>you have value beyond pussy and head
If I do I have yet to find it
>>33480162
M, maybe just explain/forewarn here that you are feeling tired and not 100%, but attempt the date anyway

>>33480150
If she doesn't like men I don't want her

>>33480160
The children that you abandoned? Weird how you want nothing to do with them unless you're putting on a performance like posing for pictures.

>>33480161
If you're weak and lazy as a man just fucking die desu. Or find a man to take control and beat the weak out of you until you're not broken anymore.

>>33480157
she will inspire in you a fervent hope for humanity
and in the same breath, dash those same hopes
mouth agape, you are transfixed in horrid fascination at her macabre splendour, fingers flexing around your sword, unsure if you should lay it before her or strike her down while there is yet a chance

>>33480148
I prefer to hunt down the bold on purpose. C word was too chicken shit to say much on vid call. I half heartedly believe he staged that shit with birdy and then got mad when nobody chased him for it. Kek
It doesn't turn me on at all, you atrophied coomer.

>>33480172
>find a man to take control and beat the weak out of you
It doesn't work like that

>>33480169
You’re a deranged tranny pedophile

>>33480176
Yes it does. What the fuck do you think boot camp is for? If the Marines can do it every six to eight weeks then surely someone can do it for you.

>>33480176
Exactly, if I was forced to become a gaylord then I might as well just be a bratty bottom and find a rich guy

>>33480175
>I prefer to hunt down the bold on purpose.
>It doesn't turn me on at all,
You wouldn't believe anyone else who says this so I don't see why you think you're believable for it.

>>33480181
that's not really how boot camp works but I forgive the civvie misconception

>>33480178
And only a calm, sane, rational mind abandons children like you did, right?

>>33480092
It was pretty alright I guess.

>>33480182
I'm not talking about having sex with men. Holy shit why are you so fucking gay. Go work out and build skills and self confidence with another man's help. I'm not telling you to go bottom for some guy.

Actual fucking mental illness.

>>33480135
*teleports behind you*
*Unzips thousand times folded dick*

>>33480188
Not denying being a pedophile huh

>>33480192
that anon is someone else

What would men ITT think if their gf ate marinated anchovies regularly? Would you eat them for breakfast with her?

>>33480150
Halfway around the world is how far I went

>>33480192
I would take a gymbro buddy tbf
Well right now I'm jobless so can't afford gym, that's my excuse

>>33479576
yes, frequently

>>33480201
I actually love anchovies so sure, that sounds pretty good desu lol
Would have to brush teeth and mouthwash after tho...

>>33480201
I’m more of a DEENZ guy, but I understand the love of small fish

>>33479872
>korean guy killing blonde woman
What kind of fetish porn is this and where can I find it?

>>33480211
I'm too scared to watch the webm, what actually happens

>>33480162
F. My sister is like this, but worse. Yet she's found someone who'll have a kid with her. He takes her insults and fights and tantrums, but he won't change for her. I'm amazed he's stuck with her. You have to have a certain personality type to survive that - do you think you have it?

>>33480213
>this guy
how can any anon be like this?

>>33480192
>Go work out and build skills and self confidence with another man's help.
But... that's like, alot of effort

>>33480213
Ok I thought he was snapping a dummy's neck at first but he's just a chiropractor adjusting it.

>>33480217
OK I just skimmed through... whew it's just a chiropractor thing
You never know with some of the shit people post here lol

>>33480218
Fucking die then dude, I don't give a fuck, but a woman is not going to come in and save your pathetic ass unless she's some fat bitch or like a super old roastie looking for a husband at the literal last possible moment. If you're fine with that then you do you, but prime pussy goes to men with actual real confidence and that only comes from doing stuff and not being a fag.

>>33480223
Gore gets reported and removed. If a video is still here a few hours later then it's almost always safe.

>>33480173
Really tempting. But I wonder if she's ready to get paid back in kind

>>33480215
>but he won't change for her
Does she mog him though
>>33480218
Fr
Sometimes i think about fixing my life, then all the complicated steps it would take overwhelm me so I'm sitting in garden with a cigarette and coffee rn sigh the cats and reading

>>33480227
Or anon just had the threqd open in the bg.

>>33480194
N-NANI!? MASAKA!

>>33480227
You say that but sometimes the jannies be slackin
I've seen unpleasant stuff posted here that wasn't removed for a while
>>33480234
Yeah I'm just refreshing on mobile periodically

>>33480225
why are you being such an asshole

>>33480184
Oh so you just replied to me rhetorically.
Ok. Opinion discarded.

Women
What’s your opinion on Kanye’s new song “Cousins”

>>33480239
Bro probably watched some Andrew Tate and thinks he's an alpha male now

>>33480241
Yeezy hasn't been good in years (and no this isn't a politics thing, his music's just been shit), so I haven't bothered to listen to any of his new stuff.

>>33480241
Why would anybody listen to that. lmao

>>33480242
That was the first thing to come to my mind.
Fucking Andrew Tate wannabe, jesus

>>33480241
Why would I listen to him at all

Why do right-wing men want access to progressive/liberal women by hiding what they are? There are plenty of conservative women who want you

>>33480245
Bro should've just stuck to making beats desu cause he's a good producer, but yeah he is a nutter and his lyrics are wack

>>33480250
A lot of conservative men think that conservative women don't exist. For example: That one anon who thinks mass immigration is all women's' fault.

>>33480250
The conservative women are all reformed prostitutes lol

>>33480250
There's a shortage of conservative women. There's a shortage of all women. The World Government doesn't want you to know this, but the actual population is 60% men and 40% women. Every man needs to latch onto any halfway decent woman he can.

>>33480250
>There are plenty of conservative women
Wrong. So many women are fucking liberal, you basically have to hide your beliefs.

>>33480211
dude here is deranged

>>33480253
I don't buy this
>>33480254
So if conservative women are all prostitutes, what does that make liberal women? Why not go for the ones that share the same views as you?
>>33480259
I don't believe that population statistic. Why would a conservative man deem a liberal woman halfway decent anyway?
>>33480261
Lying is off-putting and the truth always comes to light

>>33480262
>anon posts a video of a chiropractor doing physio
>"nice so like where can I find fetish porn of Korean men murdering blonde women??"
4chan moment bruh

>>33480265
>Why not go for the ones that share the same views as you?
Conservative men are all waiting for their waifu to come to life.

>>33480250
I don't. But you'll see a very common sexist internet grift is that "<the opposite sex> are malleable dogs" and this genuine belief that if someone loves you they'll change all of their beliefs for you. It sometimes happens, sure. But it goes both ways. The staunch Christian woman who makes her bf convert before they get married. Whatever the fuck happened with Jordan Peterson's daughter dating the communist guy.

>>33480267
Are you saying that doesn't exist? Why are you denying conservative women exist

>>33480150
I-m just finishing reading an old novel about a femcel witch murderer and thinking, I could fix her....
I guess the ultimate fantasy would be finding someone as broken as me and we could work together to improoov and lift ourselves out of our situations, or just become evil villains together, but that's unrealistic

>>33480265
>the truth always comes to light
Sure but that's the way it is. We're forced to be with women we don't agree with because conservative women don't really exist.

>>33480032
Sorry I took so long. Well, I read it, had to look up some words but I think I got the gist of it. I don't know exactly what info you need, so I'll just say what looks important.

OsLAP3 is an allel of the gene OsSTRL2, and important for things like anther developement, cuticle formation, pollen exine patterning or cutin content, therefore responsible for male pollen sterility.

They used mutant plants with that gene (lap3). They saw that the lap3 plants grow in a similar way as "regular" plants, but that lap3 shows "elongated filaments, larger stigmas, and smaller, shriveled, and white anthers", with 100% abortive pollen. By stage 8 of developement, anthers start showing abnormalities "showed irregular tetrad formation and failed to narrow and
condense their tapetal cells". By the last stage, the "regular" plant had pollen with two sperm nuclei and a vegetative nucleus, while lap3 "anthers contained nearly hollow, collapsed pollen grains, with only remnants of microspores in the locule". In lap3 the anthers were shorter, with underdeveloped Ubisch bodies, and the pollen grains "appeared shriveled and deformed, with an incomplete exine layer and abnormal sporopollenin deposition".

They also saw that by stage 11 of developement, the tapetum was thick and the pollen hollow with visible tapetal walls. "These findings suggest delayed tapetum degradation in lap3 led to nutrient deficiencies, disrupting pollen development, and causing sterility." TUNEL signals also seem to confirm tapetum degradation.

(cont.)

>>33480270
Thank you, I think this helps answer my question.

>>33480276
NTA
How would you define a true conservative woman? I find that men who think that no conservative women exist have a very strict and specific idea of what political views they want women to have.

>>33480032
>>33480277

Later "This confirmed Os03g0263600 as the candidate gene for OsLAP3.". Then they verified that this gene is the responsible for the mutations in lap3. Through expression analysis "These findings suggest that OsLAP3 plays a crucial role in regulating anther wall development and pollen maturation during the mitotic phase". They also found out that lap3 mutation "disrupts multiple
lipid biosynthesis pathways, affecting both wax and cutin accumulation". Then they compare its expression with other genes.

Finally they discuss the results. They talk about how OsLAP3 may regulate other genes that are also related with lipid metabolism. They also mention transcription factors that may affect OsLAP3- They mention that "In this study, OsLAP3 was shown to share homology
with strictosidine synthase proteins from various plant species,including Brachypodium distachyon and Zea mays, both involved in reproductive development." And finally how OsLAP3 may be important to male sterility systems and hybrids production.

>>33480276
>Forced
No you're not. You have free-will and that includes looking for and dating women with your beliefs, don't pretend they ''don't really exist". You just don't want them or are avoiding them for some reason

>>33480162
M

Apologize, explain your situation and reschedule. Set boundaries or you're gonna be in a world of hurt if you let this relationship continue.

>>33480288
don't do this
this is the route that ends your relationship

>>33480155
I wish I had a wife like you. Or at the very least a wife who can cast spells and curse someone to death

>>33480286
>You just don't want them or are avoiding them for some reason
Retarded and untrue. I do want them but I just can't find them

>>33480292
I guess it's up to the OP if he'd rather be single or in a miserable relationship where he's at his girl's beck and call.

>>33480296
Probably because you're being a coward that hides your true beliefs.

Women, on which shoulder do you carry your handbag or shoulder bag, and do you carry the bag on the same side of the body or slung across the torso to the other side of the body?

Men can answer too if you carry a shoulder bag.

>>33480041
desu I kind of like the idea (in fantasy) of my bf pimping me out against my will

>>33480300
I don't want to scare them away by I telling them I'm a Nazi so this is the way it has to be

>>33480312
NTA
Okay there it is. Of course there's going to be no conservative women when your definition of "conservative" is "being a Nazi".

>>33480312
It says a lot about you that you can't even stand by your convictions. No wonder no one wants you

>>33480306
I have a satchel-type purse so I carry it on my right shoulder with the bag on my left side. When I use a tote bag I think I carry it on both? But the left side more.

When female creatures say that Chad doesn't exist, they mean they don't see non-Chads as human beings in the first place. The foids only become aware of their existence if a non-Chad rapes them. Then it's the worst thing ever that a subhuman dared to touch them despite the fact that she got gangbanged by Chad and Tyrone 3 days ago who slapped, and choked her.

I scare women away by telling them I'm a liberal.
They always probe deeper and I have to reveal that I'm a Trekkie.

>>33480321

>>33480321
You have to be 18 years old to post on 4chan.

>>33480308
To other men?
I think I would find it hot treating you like MY slut in a roleplay manner. But I would never ever share you.

>>33480327
BASED
I like liberal men and I want to watch star trek with someone

>>33480306
M, I'm left handed but when carrying a bag like that I typically either have the strap over my neck and the bag on my right hip, or just around my left arm if it's a shorter strap
I carried my ex's bags a lot...

>>33480308
Hot, would you fight back?

>>33480317
I do stand by my convictions, I just play the game of lying about what I believe

>>33480340
No one respects a lying coward.

>>33480308
that's just cuckolding with extra steps

>>33480342
it's not cowardice

>>33480250
They are bored and conservative women are mostly ugly pickmeesha noncheerleaders with low libido. So then they try to negotiate nonmonogamy in a monogamous marriage or just straight up go directly to cheating.

A LONG series of questions for women who read smut. Feel free to answer only some of them in whatever amount of detail you want and skip the rest.
Also feel free to make imprecise generalizations. When I ask "is X true?" I mean "is X common in your personal experience?", not "has X ever happened once in the entire history of erotica?"

1/2

>do you read a lot of it? when did you start? do you read it more now than before?
>do you read the whole thing cover to cover, or skip to the good parts?
>is the writing comparable in quality to other mass market fiction? (e.g. airport novels)
>is the story good at all? would it be enjoyable at all without the smut stuff?
>is it always focused on the relationship or are there non-erotic subplots?
>do you masturbate to it as you're holding the book? immediately after you put it down? hours later? not at all? (???)
>is it true that the sex prose is cringy when taken out of context but makes sense when you build up to it?
>do you like to self-insert as the woman, or are you just turned on by the overall situation?
>is there usually a single female POV main character, or can a single story combine several women's adventures?
>is she relatable? how is this accomplished? is she a blank slate protagonist or does she have meaningfully unique personality traits?
>is she pretty, subjectively or objectively? does she make heads turn or is she only recognized as attractive by the specific male characters?
>how old is she?

>>33480347
NTA
>Not being honest about my views out of fear of rejection isn't being a coward
That's literally what being a coward is.

FEMANONS: How true is this^

>>33480254
that's just the online influencers

The ones irl are more grounded but if you don't meet them before they turn 19 or 20 they're already going to be taken and pregnant.

>>33480339
I'd try to at first but he'd manipulate/gaslight/scare me into doing it.

Do I have any chance with her as an eastern european?

>>33480352
>Reddit

>>33480352
I would think he was trying to have me join a cult and/or he was a spy who had mistaken me for his contact.

>>33480349

2/2

>is the man always conventionally attractive? (tall and in good shape, not balding)
>if the man is ever not conventionally attractive (e.g. short and fat), is this emphasized or glossed over?
>is his penis described as large? is semen described in detail?
>is the man ever younger? is he ever shy? is he ever less powerful (less rich, dangerous, or lower rank) than the woman?
>does he have a body count? named exes? is he ever a virgin?
>do you read "monsterfucker" stuff?
>is the monster usually conventionally attractive (e.g. hot guy with pointy ears and glowing eyes), or a real weird creature? what kind of creature?
>does the monster have a weird penis?
>does smut pander shamelessly to women? would men enjoy it if they gave it a chance? any recommendations?
>is the sex ridiculously implausible? (e.g. two virgins fuck like pornstars and have simultaneous orgasms)
>does the man pull out? is prospective pregnancy treated as important or glossed over?
>are there any popular misconceptions about smut?
>any unusual or unexpected kinks that often come up?
>do you have an idea for your own erotic novel?
>how would you compare smut to male-oriented romantic/erotic narrative content (harem romance anime, hentai manga, eroge)?
>if a man wrote your favorg0hn2ite smut novel would you be attracted to him? would you go out with him?

>>33480352
NAG but my older brother tried that and told me so much how it didn't work lol. Just ask her for her number.

>>33480351
Not really.

I wish I were a woman I wish I were a woman I wish I were a woman I wish I were a woman I wish I were a woman

Who here training legs and core zealously so you can fuck better? Also cardio.

>>33480361
Yes it is. You're too much of a coward to handle rejection so you lie to avoid it as much as possible.

>>33480361
Ok well clearly it's working out well for you, so keep doing what you're doing

I owe women sex

>>33480354
Nice, what would you prefer, a violent and direct approach (forcing you, knowing what he's doing to you) or a subtle, manipulative one(gaslighting, you think that he loves you)?

>>33480361
There's a difference between lying about your political beliefs and knowing how to phrase your political views in a one-dimensional way that makes people think you're some political radical who just wants to be able to say "nigger" in public.

Otherwise there wouldn't be so many "WHY CAN'T I STOP FUCKING TRUMP SUPPORTERS?" articles

>>33480367
breathe easy knowing that we forgive your debt
our scouts have evaluated your penis as a toxic asset

>>33480352
You should speak to display the intent of the number. But this is the best way with the least amount of pressure on women so they can reject you and not feel threatened.
Go Back to Cards, dudes.
None of that tech bro Ecard shit either.

>>33480354
What if he needed to break you in first?
Turning you into a mindless three hole sextoy?

>>33480375

>>33480364
Okay, and?

>>33480349
>>do you read the whole thing cover to cover, or skip to the good parts?
whole thing at first, then skip on rereads
>>is the writing comparable in quality to other mass market fiction? (e.g. airport novels)
mass market feels hypersanitized and overedited, so it actually feels "cheaper" than smut which i consider more intellectually honest
even some heartless capitalist serving up checklist slop for commissions at least gets sympathy for transparency
>>do you masturbate to it as you're holding the book? immediately after you put it down? hours later? not at all? (???)
during, wtf? who is reading smut and getting "hit" an hour after
>>is it true that the sex prose is cringy when taken out of context but makes sense when you build up to it?
sort of? i know what im here for and its not to critique the work on its technical merits, im so im more than prepared to do some extra "legwork" as far as suspension of disbelief goes

>>33480383
Your loneliness is your fault.

>>33480374
>Openly admitting to the existence of an All Women Cabal

Can you turn me into a woman already please?

>>33480390
you're suffering from a mental illness, son

>>33480390
everyone already has a free wish to become the other gender but it only works once
if you really want it and its not working it means you used to be a girl and wished to become a guy so why not enjoy it?

>>33480388
It's not exactly easy to find the correct woman.

>>33480395
>Life is hard, so I'm gonna be a sniveling coward and refuse to deal with rejection
Pathetic.

>>33480363
I don't train anymore or have had sex...

>>33480392
Nothing wrong with wanting to be a woman

Why won't women admit that they're in dire need of cock?

>>33480390
You can't change your race. Why do you think you can change your sex?

>>33480367
I owe women my life force and soul

>>33480397
Fine than, tell me where I find woman that align with me

>>33480403
We do admit it to the men we want cock from. Which is why you think we never admit it based on your personal experience.

>>33480404
What the hell do you mean think? I don't think that I can change it, I'm just saying that living is absolutely not worth it if I must be a male.

>>33480405
True

>>33480406
Well you mentioned being a Nazi, so really you could just find an Anti-zionist/Anti-Israel woman and then proceed to redpill her on the Jews using her own terminology.

>>33480413
Alright than, that's a strategy.

>>33480413
NTA but Im a nazi and I WANT to date a jewish girl :^)

Femanons if I asked you to marry me, would you say yes?

>>33480411
Ya just hmu if you need it cuz I'm not using it

>>33480421
No
>>33480423
Ok yes, send it over

>>33480406
Orthodox churches. Holy fuck everyone there is right wing as shit and hates israel. Alternatively maybe try a SSPX catholic church; Catholics are hella mad after their church got hit in Gaza.

>>33480425
We orthodox dont hate jews.its just that theyre a regular people like the rest of us. Theyre not special

Should I force myself to visit some old friends for a long weekend for a big BBQ and stuff
Was a lot of fun last year but my mental health is ass rn and I'd rather not go
Same with a camping trip with some others later this month I basically said I couldn't do
How do you usually handle these situations, where you don't want to do social stuff but you know it's probably your brain being dumb

>>33480425
Seriously, I find it funny how this guy is acting like it's impossible to find women who share his views when Jew hate is massively popular right now even on the left.

>>33480428
I didn't say orthodox hate jews, I said they hate israel.

>>33480424
>No
Nta but brootal
>send it over
K do you want like fax or signed postage on the soul train

>>33480406
what's ur contact info? i dig it

>>33480419
DONT YOU FUCKING DO IT

>>33480405
no moid will ever love me enough that after the villagers drive a stake through my heart, douse me in consecrated oils and burn me, he recovers my charred corpse to place it in a blood-filled coffin before performing the ritual to sacrifice himself to resurrect me

>>33480407
I dunno, anon, a lot of women seem to be lacking cock.

>>33480442
Can I sacrifice someone else instead?

>>33480429
Also the only social thing that I *have* to do this month is see my mother and I'm really dreading it but hopefully shouldn't be too bad desu
>>33480442
I mean from your posts you sound like a baddie and I would give my life to save someone else's

>>33480444
>a lot of women seem to be lacking cock
But not *yours*.

>>33480436
I'll put it in redtoga, pretty sure thems the rules

>>33480450
Whose? A lot of men can give good dick, if they're trained a little.

>>33480446
no the ritual specifically requires the blood of a male virgin not by choice - an involuntary celibate, if you will
>>33480447
>I mean from your posts you sound like a baddie
you dont know me, m*id

>>33480430
>when Jew hate is massively popular right now even on the left.
Criticism of the government of Israel is popular. That is not remotely the same thing.

>>33480250
A lot of right wing men aren't temperamentally "right wing" (or what is traditionally associated with the Anglo American right) but they're often disillusioned liberals - which is closer to the reactionary European right of the early 20th century. Their conservatism is often an expression of disdain for the status quo and driven by ressentiment rather than ideology. They are more compatible with progressive/liberal women in character since they view the world through a similar lens and their difference is more factional than fundamental.
Conservative women are either of the 'genuine' sort, i.e. very conscientious, often religious types, who would be put off by these bohemian dreamers, whom they would immediately recognise as insincere from their point of view. They like the rugged, masculine go-getter types, not the wordcels who would have been discussing their manifestos in Viennese coffee houses with other misfits who haven't found their place in life. They're not wrong in their intuition of classifying them as "woke right" (although the analogy is - as I said - more temperamental than ideological).
There is a kind of far right woman who is similar to these reactionary right wing wordcel types - some right wing e-girls fall into that category - but they too are often not particularly drawn to their counterpart since they fetishise the right's atavistic self-portrayal rather than what the right is 'actually' like. They want to submit to a handsome, tall, white Nietzschean boyfriend who chokes them in bed and frees them from the onus of self-determination. They hope to find refuge from the onus of self-determination, that dictatorship of the 'can' that modernity inflicts upon them within the shackles of patriarchy, but most right wing men don't live up to the fantasy they're pursuing.

>>33480421
>>33480424


BEING MARRIED

pros:
-teaming up with someone to tackle the difficulties of life
-you're never alone
-no matter how bad things get you'll always have each other
cons:
-can't have sex with any better looking persons you find
-can't sex your way to better financial means
-no variety in who you sex
-have to always resolve any conflicts in decision, can't just go your own way when you want
-lifelong commitment is exhausting

>>33480442
I'd sacrifice myself to resurrect you, but not dying by your hands takes the appeal. I'd rather resurrect you so you can use me to regain strength,

goodmorning everyone

>>33480441
I would play with her master and servant all day and ask her to do stuff for me. Id want her to cook for me a new lunch/dinner every single day. We could play games together like monopoly and stuff. And Id take her to pilgrimages to many dark places. We would go together. Maybe I can convince her to teach me some jewish black magic too. Id play with her hair a lot,her curled hair,look into her eyes and treat her like shes a little girl too even though she would always insist on being the older one of us and like a jewish older maid to a lord or smth but I would ignore that. Shed be my servant to death.

>>33480455
Beautiful answer. I kiss you MWAH A+
Thank you, seriously

>>33480461
I thought anon had krumped you dead with the neck thing, how are you alive myao??

>>33480461
CUMPLAP

>>33480367
>I owe women sex
Some gay men have bought the debt.

>>33480436
>>34212643
here you go

>>33480384
Thanks for answering!

>i know what im here for and its not to critique the work on its technical merits, im so im more than prepared to do some extra "legwork" as far as suspension of disbelief goes
I am moreso asking whether the technical merits are there, but are harder to appreciate without the necessary mental frame
I once saw someone post a sex scene excerpt, and it seemed pretty ridiculous, but someone commented that while it looks silly when you read it on its own, if you instead read the chapters that lead up to it it will actually be pretty hot, so it makes sense for the author to write it exactly that way.

>>33480454
Lol, you're fucking dumb. You can get away with saying the most anti-Semitic shit out there as long as your smart and say "Zionist" instead of "kike" and make sure to say that you're only criticizing Israel at the end of whatever you're saying.

>>33480461
Hi

>>33480306
M. I used to carry a bag on my right hip, with the strap over my left shoulder across my chest.

>>33480468
where ?? what ???

>>33480479
One of dems tomy bags that you shit into?

>>33480455
I actually see myself as an overlord governing the entire planet and align myself more closely with the sloth and indeed bohemian attitude of royalty. I insist on being the best at everything there is except maybe heavy physical labour and unlike what youre describing I strictly wish to own a small handgun on me at all times just in case. I get the urge to shoot people in the head very very often. And have a desire to inflict pain and death unto my enemies in spirit. I view struggle as spiritual more than ideological anyway. Against the peasants. Against the communists. Against the traitors

>>33480467
<3

>>33480373
I want a woman who will hate black people, fat people, and gay people with me. That's actually something that will make my heart go doki doki.

>>33480250
Conservative women are so insufferable that even conservative men can't stand them.

>>33480490
Are you single? I want you

>>33480486
>One of dems tomy bags that you shit into?
No.

>>33480474
idk if i can answer your question but i think it might come off ridiculous either way, the "mental frame" isnt built up narrative-wise but rather just getting accustomed to the authors habits and idiosyncrasies, like when your spouse does something that you recognize other people might find annoying but is endearing to you

>>33480492
I've never actually met any but I'm looking. The women where I live are basically all liberal but that doesn't mean they don't like me. I just basically see it as if I make them love me enough they'll just change their mind and become racist like me eventually.

>>33480498
Happy.

>>33480500
NTA
If your definition of "conservative" is "must be racist", then yeah no wonder you struggle to find a conservative girlfriend. The liberals who told you that all conservatives are racist lied.

>>33480492
Same for the men.
The issue is being conservative.

>>33480506
>>33480502

White PRIDE Worldwide MOFOS!!!

>>33480511
Are you married to a white woman whom you have children with? If not, you're contributing to white genocide.

M or F
What do you think about platonic friendship between men and women?

I've heard a lot of people say that it's basically impossible or not really a thing, that there's always some sexual element to it, etc. but in my experience that isn't the case. I've always had close female friends and I've often gone out for drinks with them, and so on, all on a purely platonic basis with no jealousy from any bfs/gfs. Where I'm from it's perfectly normal.
I'm convinced that it's actually an element of Anglo culture to consider friendship between a man and a woman (especially of the same age) to be impossible, and that such friendships actually should be encouraged because they could help solve loneliness/inceldom-related issues in modern culture.

>>33480470
*bonks ur head with a rolled up newspaper*

bad ! down, boy :‹

>>33480502
How can I find a racist woman? And not like some gross biker bitch, like a put together intellectual who doesn't necessarily hate someone just because of the color of their skin but hates affirmative action, black culture, reparations, and genuinely thinks the entire black movement right now spits in the face of Martin Luther Kings words because people are being judged by their skin and not the content of their character.

I fucking hate these black fucking losers so much it's unreal.

>>33480495
I'm not a woman, Anon. But I appreciate the gesture nonetheless. There is a tendency for people to ignore my effortposts.

>>33480523
I'm a woman, even if you were a woman I'd go gay for you specifically

>>33480349
Ok so this is my take. as someone who reads fanfic and occasionally original erotica online, mainly short-form (<10k words) so I'll be skipping some of these questions.
>do you read a lot of it? when did you start?
I started reading fanfic quite young, 11 maybe. I pretty consistently read at least some every day.
>is the writing comparable in quality to other mass market fiction? (e.g. airport novels)
Prose style is generally better, plot/characterization/themes can be trash or very good.
>do you masturbate to it?
While I do masturbate to smut, I don't do it every time (or even most of the time). It's not directly connected to a state of need-to-get-it-out-of-my-system arousal for me.
>is it true that the sex prose is cringy when taken out of context but makes sense when you build up to it?
Honestly some sex prose can be cringe but a lot of the smut I've read was leagues better than sex scenes in "real" books.
>do you like to self-insert as the woman, or are you just turned on by the overall situation?
I don't self-insert and prefer the woman to have some characterization (i.e. I prefer male character x female character over male character x reader).
>is there usually a single female POV main character, or can a single story combine several women's adventures?
Generally one woman.

For these questions I've tried to picture the "generic" female character I imagine in my head if it's not an already-existing character.
>is she relatable? how is this accomplished? is she a blank slate protagonist or does she have meaningfully unique personality traits?
Pretty blank slate/normal, a bit shy and nerdy but not exceedingly so, generally nice and inoffensive. Some backstory can be good but I find an overly tragic one to be alienating (as I have a normal background).
>is she pretty, subjectively or objectively?
Average-pretty, cute but not head-turning
>how old is she?
Early 20s

1/3

>>33480517
F
It's impossible if you're an attractive woman and the guy is single. I've learned this the hard way.
>>33480520
> like a put together intellectual who doesn't necessarily hate someone just because of the color of their skin but hates affirmative action, black culture, reparations, and genuinely thinks the entire black movement right now spits in the face of Martin Luther Kings words because people are being judged by their skin and not the content of their character.
So...You're not actually racist, you just hate woke culture.

>>33480523
getting manzoned is CRAZY
sis in shambles rn

>>33480526
>is the man always conventionally attractive? (tall and in good shape, not balding)
In general yes, height is generally tall but can be just about anything, body can be good to average or a little out of shape, whatever’s reasonably realistic for his character. I don’t mind a bit of balding if he’s older.
>if the man is ever not conventionally attractive (e.g. short and fat), is this emphasized or glossed over?
Mostly glossed over,
>is his penis described as large? is semen described in detail?
Penis is usually average or large (although inch descriptions generally turn me off, especially if he’s unrealistically huge). Semen isn’t really described and I find coming on the body to be a turn-off.
>is the man ever younger? is he ever shy? is he ever less powerful (less rich, dangerous, or lower rank) than the woman?
Yes, sometimes, but more rarely than the opposite. Also in those cases it’s more likely to be dominant.
>does he have a body count? named exes? is he ever a virgin?
No named exes, but some presumed past experience, generally low body count. Younger or shy male characters may be virgins.

>do you read "monsterfucker" stuff?
Sometimes.
>is the monster usually conventionally attractive (e.g. hot guy with pointy ears and glowing eyes), or a real weird creature? what kind of creature?
Can be either, but generally humanoid and not a furry. Tentacles are cool too.
>does the monster have a weird penis?
Sometimes

2/3

>>33480517
>it's basically impossible or not really a thing, that there's always some sexual element to it

>>33480517
M
Possible, but very difficult. I think both having partners is the safest way to do it.

>>33480530
>does smut pander shamelessly to women? would men enjoy it if they gave it a chance? any recommendations?
It’s generally more woman-oriented but I would encourage men to check out ao3 for fanfic, you might find something you like.
>is the sex ridiculously implausible? (e.g. two virgins fuck like pornstars and have simultaneous orgasms)
It can be but in general no.
>does the man pull out? is prospective pregnancy treated as important or glossed over?
The man either wears a condom (rare), we are presuming she’s on birth control, or he is actively trying to get her pregnant.
>are there any popular misconceptions about smut?That women need an intricate plot to get off (rather than just a bit of setup and characterization).
>any unusual or unexpected kinks that often come up?
That’d be a novel on its own. But I really like stuff that plays with consent.
>do you have an idea for your own erotic novel?
Not a novel but I write stuff for myself. I actually posted one fic (but it’s not very good).

3/4 :(

>>33480537
>how would you compare smut to male-oriented romantic/erotic narrative content (harem romance anime, hentai manga, eroge)?
Moidshit is more focused on the genitals and breasts, both in visual art and erotica. It often jumps right in to the fucking and stops right after it ends. Foidshit is about the whole body, of both the man and the woman. There will probably be more words describing the man’s hands than his penis. Female-made erotic art might not even show dick in pussy. It usually incorporates all five senses, internal sensations, thoughts and feelings. It also has lots of buildup and lots of aftermath.
I’m sure there’s good moidshit out there, I just haven’t run into a lot of it lol.
>if a man wrote your favorite smut novel would you be attracted to him? would you go out with him?
Tbh I would find it very hard to believe male-written erotica would end up in my all time favorites list. It’s just very different in style from stuff written by women! But if that did happen I think it would make me more attracted to him, but it wouldn’t make me automatically date him.

Thank you for those questions, Anon! They were really in-depth and creative. Sorry for the spam haha

>>33480517
not impossible but it depends on the people

I have male friends but they're gay so it barely even counts

>>33480525
You have excellent taste. Sadly, I live in Europe.

>>33480528
What's manzoned?
And I can deal with rejection

Question for men. Describe your ideal breasts on a woman. What shape, density, and size do you prefer?

>>33480544
That's okay, I still want to talk to you if you want. I've gone to Europe before

>>33480546
solid Z cup pointy spheres that I can see the both of from the back

is that what you wanted to hear?

>>33480546
>shape
big
>density
big
>size
big

>>33480453
>blood of a male virgin not by choice - an involuntary celibate, if you will
I guess I fit the bill
>you dont know me, m*id
Hot but presumptuous
And what makes you so special and worth resurrecting anyway? An eye for an eye...

>>33480546
Breasts in isolation are useless to me. First I fall for the woman, then I love her breasts.

>>33480455
>They want to submit to a handsome, tall, white Nietzschean
Yes.
>who chokes them in bed
Ew no.
>frees them from the onus of self-determination
God yes.

>>33480461
Hallo myao, how's it going
Crazy that it's morning for you and already evening here...
>>33480517
M, I've also had good female friends, I don't understand why the gender has to be an issue
I kind of separate friendship from dating
Once a friend made a move on me years ago and we tried dating, but I could never really move past seeing her as a friend
Anyway... sure why not. I might actually go for a drink with a female friend later. If I can be bothered to leave the house...

>>33480546
>her

>>33480527
>So...You're not actually racist, you just hate woke culture.

Kind of, there's a lot of other stuff though too, like I think the western mind is actually just superior to the eastern mind and there's something fucked going on with the Chinese and eastern euro mind. I think collectivism is actually fucking evil. I think certain populations are kind of subhuman like a bunch of Indians and like black abos and stuff. Like Shell gas actually had to develop a type of fuel called opal gas just to stop abos from huffing it tell they die.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opal_(fuel)
They also literally had to release public ad campaigns telling them to stop sleeping in the middle of the road and getting run over. So I actually do think there's some deviance in inbred fucking retard populations that leads to absolutely different human character. Like I bet Appalachian whites are similar a lot of the time so it's not a skin color thing.

But basically I just want a woman that likes western culture, is tough, wants to build and grow, and hates incompetence and retardation and thinks that sometimes the weak and retarded have to be beaten into submission and rallied or else they'll end up covering everything in shit.

I want a woman that can admit she hates people without it being something she skirts around. Like if you hate fat black retards just fucking say so.

>>33480546
Inb4 I love them all and if I like a woman I wouldn't mind.

>Shape
Round, maybe sagging just a bit to see the weight.

>Density
Soft enough that you can see your fingers sink in, but firm enough to hold them with one hand.

>Size
Maybe around D cup

I'm not very good describing body parts.

>>33480548
>That's okay, I still want to talk to you if you want.
Sure. Send me an e-mail: atogaCD334947C0@protonmail.com.

I wonder what kind of person you are.

F
would your gf not being able to suck dick be a dealbreaker? im on medication and i can barely brush the back of my tongue without an intense wave of nausea washing over me. never dated so im insecure about a lot of things and dont know any guys

>>33480565
Based

>>33480568
>would your gf not being able to suck dick be a dealbreaker
No
I mean I've never had it either but I can't imagine it's a big deal

>>33480568
I wouldn't mind if it's for a reason like that. I also heard that some guys don't really care that much for blowjobs.

I got a warning for asking the conservative men question, odd since I asked it because of a specific situation that was relevant to me. Are one of the jannies someone I talked to and hurt the feelings of? Seems targeted

>>33480519
How would a small lightweight girl like you do that? Tztztz... you will get your asscheeks smacked in for being so bratty.

>>33480546
sydney sweeneys

>>33480532
To clarify, the line I've heard a lot is that at least one person secretly wants to bang the other.

>>33480546
That is simply not possible.
Some days I want them big, some days I want them small. And if I love her, then I want them every day.

>>33480568
no its perfectly fine, just being open and communicating with him is 90% of it
just explain the situation to one of your friends and ask her to come over and take care of him while youre recovering, as long as you hold her head while she does it its not cheating

Feeling depressed, don't know whether going to the bar with my friend will make it better or worse...
What are you doing this caturday anons?

>>33479598
Try, find something in common with her and ask to exchange contacts if you have a good exchange.

>>33480588
I was planning to go to the mall and check some stores to feel as if I could go out and interact with people, but I think I'll do it tomorrow morning after grooming. I'm just reading right now.

>>33480568
No, if it is a problem for someone then they're not worth dating.

What was that free movie streaming site? I literally forgot the ones I used.

>>33480568
>never dated so im insecure about a lot of things and dont know any guys
Then why are you worrying?
Or is this a permanent medication for the rest of your life?

wait, there are girls who start begging for contact info if you just walltext about the sociology of right-wing politics? am i high?

>>33480568
For me yeah it would. I have a massive kink for blowjobs though. Like when I masturbate I have an oral onahole that looks like pic related and I use special super thin lube that is sticky and stringy and looks and feels like saliva. I heat it up using warm water and use an onahole warmer and then I just watch oral porn and edge for like 4 hours while my glans leak everywhere and my balls ache. I focus entirely on sensual blowjob porn and sometimes really good deepthroat porn. I think a woman on her knees or resting her head in your lap sucking cock is literally the hottest thing in the world. I literally eat a bunch of celery and drink lots of water and take zinc and amino acid and prostate gland supplements just to increase my sperm loads because I want to cum a lot on girls mouths.

>>33480602
Forgot the pic sorry.

>>33480600
>bro actually believed the manosphere rage bait bullshit he fed himself

>>33480599
i want my future partner to be satisfied and for us both to have a good sex life. idk its just something ive been thinking about. and yes its more likely than not to be a lifelong medication

>>33480605
not like that, i've been posting right-wing sperg walltexts for many years and inwardly fantasizing about some girl getting impressed by them and then i open up /atoga/ one day and it actually happened for some guy

>>33480602
Just saying "No, I love blowjobs" was enough, nobody cares about the elaborate way your jerk off.

>>33480609
You need to get the subtleties right.

>>33480563
>Anyway... sure why not. I might actually go for a drink with a female friend later. If I can be bothered to leave the house...
Do it bro. I don't know about you, if you're feeling like shit then even just the change of scenery can help compared to sitting around doing fuckall. This board is a miserable place anyway, the only reason I'm here right now is because that question came up recently when I was talking with an Anglo friend and I just wanted to see some other opinions about it.

>>33480610
Fuck you. I'm trying to paint a picture not just say I like blowjobs.

>>33480577
>a specific situation that was relevant to me
story time

>>33480602
Damn son...

>>33480613
any tips?

>>33480568
Not a dude but couldn't you just suck on the first couple inches and use your hands on the rest? I've heard deepthroating is kind of a meme anyway.

>>33480596
There are tons
Google yaarlist
Try dorawatch.net rn
>>33480600
On this site, apparently...
>>33480594
>I'll do it tomorrow morning after grooming
Up to you, whatever you feel is best... always good to go out a bit...
What are you reading currently?
I also just finished a book and starting another, but it's starting to drizzle outside so I might have to go indoors

>>33480600
No, you dumb incel

>>33480609
NTA
No woman is impressed by sperg walltexts regardless of the politics.

>>33480608
Sorry to hear that the meds will need to stick around. It seems BJs are less of an issue than many other things though, no? How about kissing, eating, drinking and brushing your teeth?

And just so you know, BJ doesn,t need to mean skullfucking your throat until I empty my balls doen your hatch... it can be more tame.

>>33480616
Well no, because if he's a janny or mass reporting me he'll just keep going until I get banned. If you're reading this, add me back and say what you need to say to me directly. You already deleted all your posts, what are you so afraid of?

>>33480615
The picture was completely irrevelant for everybody involved, just say that you felt like sharing your kink.

>>33480539
Thanks for the thorough answer! It really does satisfy my curiosity.

>I would encourage men to check out ao3 for fanfic, you might find something you like
Anything to look out for? AO3 is huge!
I feel like I would enjoy something that's generic but higher quality (for smut purposes), rather than something that appeals to my very particular interests but is low quality.

>Can be either, but generally humanoid and not a furry.
Can you give examples of some of the more unusual ones? If it takes too long to describe, you can just give names of analogous fantasy creatures, or just mention which body parts are unusual.
I ask because I like monster girl stuff, but it's girls with usually weird powers or predicaments (slime body, conjoined twins, detachable head), with otherwise normal pretty faces and bodies.
It's a "weird" fetish because it describes an impossible situation, but emotionally it feels like a pretty normal fantasy to have compared to e.g. incest or yandere. It's surprising that the former belongs on /d/ while the latter is accepted on /h/.
>Tentacles are cool too.
Like on a humanoid squid man? Or a wizard who can conjure tentacles? Or just a faceless mass of tentacles?

>>33479565 (OP)
>Do you want a spouse and children?
M, 33
I feel the biological clock ticking. Anyone who says guys don't have one as well is a fucking liar.

Clanker, wireback, tinskin, chromie, wafer head, chippy, grease blood, zipper, code skull, gearbox, rust bucket, spring neck, ticker.

>>33480614
>Do it bro
I don't know, I don't want to waste her time... I'll message her back anyway. Thanks anon
You doing anything nice today?
Ugh it's raining, gonna have to go inside... the bars are going to be packed on a Saturday night if it's raining

>>33480623
I don't really feel like going out. But I guess lately I've felt the pressure of time and loneliness more than usual, and I guess that's kind of pushing me to at least try.

I feel like I've answered that question a lot of times lately, it's Journey to the West. What about you?

>>33480623
Thanks. Found the site I used.

>>33480625
Untrue, I am.

>>33480620
I'm not one of the anons from that contact info exchange, but from my observation it's about being meta enough to show self awareness, not just sperg about how the west has fallen. And an understanding of the female role in all of this and not just "all females are left anyways bro if you want a right wing gf you have to convert one yourself". It's about a much deeper understanding of humans and what shapes their beliefs.

>>33480563
oh what country do u live in ?

>>33480579
im not a brat !!

don't make me put u outside for the night (っ,,- ‸ - ,,ς)

>>33480588
F
Watching South Park (I’m on season 2 no spoilers) and playing Stardew Valley

>>33480568
>>33480568
>would your gf not being able to suck dick be a dealbreaker?
NO.
even if she is really into dicksucking, it's not even a perk

>>33480622
>>33480626
yeah i guess i could try that and get good at hand jobs or something

thank you to everyone who replied

>>33480539
Not OP, but you gave pretty interesting replies, so thanks.

>>33480625
Untrue, I am if the effortposting is actually good.

>>33480637
Exactly this, you're spot-on.

>>33480639
NTA
Just here to tell you that South Park starts going downhill after season 10. Don't listen to the pseudointellectuals who like to pretend that South Park is still good.

>>33480604
gross

>>33480639
Kenny dies

>>33480648
Don’t care I’ll see for myself

>>33480639
>>33480648
imo just watch the really funny episodes

>>33480647
Heh, thanks. I hoped to get it somewhat right since I was just making assumptions .

>>33480650
He dies a lot, that part isn’t funny

Is it better to wear your mild racism and misogyny on my sleeve or should I hold off for a certain number of dates before testing the waters?

>>33480633
>You doing anything nice today?
>I don't know, I don't want to waste her time... I'll message her back anyway. Thanks anon
If she also wants to hang out, then why not go?
>You doing anything nice today?
I'm playing a concert (I'm a musician) that starts at midnight, at some sort of festival. Should be good fun.

>>33480637
well, i think i do that and i have for a long time but it's just too boring to ever get any engagement in a place where trolling rules the day. i don't mean to complain, even though i guess this is kinda complaining, i'm happy for the guy. i just have to see it as an inexplicable freak of nature, a one-in-a-trillion event this thread just witnessed.

>>33480634
>pressure of time and loneliness more than usual, and I guess that's kind of pushing me to at least try
I feel you there. Feel like I'm just rotting away and nothing ever happens in my life besides working, putting out fires and whiling away the time. Going out can sometimes feel even lonelier when you're surrounded by normal people. But still, like other anon said, I think the change of scene and just being out and about around people can be good. Enjoy your mall visit today or tomorrow anyways, whenever you decide to go. Plan to buy anything in particular? When you say you need to "groom" first, do you mean like beard or hair or something lol?
>What about you?
Eh nothing really. I don't want to go out again especially if it rains. My housemates are just playing video games and watching stuff on the TV as usual and I don't really care to talk to them, I tried to engage earlier but they were pretty unresponsive. Might just go to my room and call it an early night in a few hours

>>33480652
I need to watch it first to know which ones are funny

>>33480655
If you have to ask, you're ngmi
You simply don't have what it takes and women pick up on that
You can never be something you're not and you're not capable of being authentic clearly

>>33480648
Weird since one of the best episodes is in season 15

>>33480638
You would let me in the moment you got horny.
And then there would be no holding back.

>>33480655
Be open about it so people can avoid you

>>33480639
>South Park
>Stardew Valley
Both based choices lol
>>33480638
>what country do u live in
England, unfortunately
>>33480657
Ayy it's musician anon, hope this set goes well for you and is a fun one
>If she also wants to hang out, then why not go?
Because I don't want to be a downer and waste her evening when she could be doing something else

I would like a moid but I don't want to leave my apartment

>>33480655
>>33480667 this here.
Otherwise you are just wasting people's time.

>>33480655
No, bringing it up just to bring it up is cringe. The conversation likely gets to a topic that touches on those things anyways, listen first. She'll subtly let you know where she stands. If you notice small openings, you can start there but don't overdo it.

>>33480662
Why is asking for advice on shit so frowned upon? I'm just trying to bounce ideas. But it's like asking any questions at all is bad. Why does this thread even exist. Just answer the fucking question in a way that doesn't completely remove chance of success from the equation. If you have to lie or whatever that's fine but I'd rather take my chances with the best outcome and fail by faking it till I make it than just giving up.

If you're a virgin 24, should you just start telling women that you've had sex before?

>>33480517
It's only impossible because moid can't imagine being friends with women. As long as that's not the case, then it all works out

>>33480659
I've seen it before. I guess part of it is just being the right person at the right place t the right time.

>>33480629
>ao3
It's big but very easy to sort through, tons of filters, etc. There's a tag for "original work" (i.e. not fanfic of anything) so maybe start there? It default sorts by newest but you can change it to most bookmarks/views/"kudos" (likes).

>monsters
I guess stuff like ghosts, demons, spirits, ghouls, deities, etc. Humanoid but might have weird proportions, abilities, motives.

>tentacles
Either a tentacle man or a tentacle monster I guess.

>>33480660
Maybe the change of scenery helps, but when I notice that I still haven't made real progress when it comes to being more social or finding a girlfriend, I tend to feel disappointed and like it's all pointless anyway. And yeah, I need to trim my beard and nails a bit.

That's fine. Since you're here, is there something you want to talk about?

>>33480670
>>33480671
Alright I'll try that out.

Every time I see an Indian dude in a bar, he's always a creep to all the women. Aggressive and creepy. Yet I'll see some white girls date Indians. Do they not care about dating these smelly subhuman men? Femanons, please enlighten me.

>>33480673
I already answered.
But also read back what you just wrote out loud, and ask yourself if that's something any woman would want to put up with.

>>33480676
right, the key is to be posting on atoga at all hours of the day for years on end

>>33480669
Moid reporting himself, and you didn't have to leave your apartment.

>>33480680
Clearly they're dating the pajeets who aren't being creepy.

Where do I meet clingy gf

>>33480682
Maybe

>>33480584
Okay, but let's say you were dating multiple women. Surely you'll have a favourite set of breasts out of them?
>inb4 wouldn't ever date multiple women
Let's just imagine.

>>33480674
I'm a virgin older than 24 and I feel a bit self conscious about it, but I still think that's not a good idea. I think most would be able to tell it's a lie.

>>33480664
u horndog !!

im muzzling n putting u in a cage .·°՞(¯□¯)՞°·.

>>33480684
No such thing

>>33480673
You're unlikeable and just proved it with this triggered reply.

>>33480661
fine but I'll list a couple (you're not going to kill your experience if you watch a little out of order)

>s6e13 The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
10 stars out of 5
>s11e14 The List
>s5e14 Butters Very Own Episode
>s13e5 Fishsticks
>s18e7 Grounded Vindaloop
>s19e18 Sponsored Content

>>33480668
y is it unfortunate ?

>>33479942
yes

>>33480687
I have been into different women, of course. And the one I was into at the time was the hottest for me.
I had very small (former ED), small but normal, rather big.
You can do with them different things, they give off different vibes.

>>33480695
Didn’t even read it, I’m not taking opinions

>>33480669
I went outside and saw some early 20s girl giggling with some bald drunk 50yo man who was doing most of the talking. I'm honestly disgusted by the behaviour of you foids. You're all attention-seeking sluts. Approaching you is not worth the effort anymore if the reward is an used up raped cunt.

>>33480681
>Man wants advice on the best way to attract and live with people that share his beliefs
>Is direct in his communication
>Says what he's looking for
>Doesn't just give up
>Believes in faking it till you make it which is a proven and true way to succeed at things.

Yeah, if I was a woman all of those would seem like winning attributes imo.

>>33480691
You know your cage is not big enough for me.
Only a cute little doll like you fits in there when she's not being used. <3

>>33480680
just depends on how the indian guy was socialized. im in the usa, all the indians i knew growing up were born and raised here. so personality wise they acted pretty much the same as a white or asian. also they tend to be from well off families, totally different from h1b indians

>>33480705
You're so right bro, that's why you get all the bitches and don't have to ask what you're doing wrong. It comes effortlessly to you.

>>33480669
Real
Tbh part of why I go out is to get away from my housemates when it's busy lol
Well, ik they're not the best, but you could always try a dating site/app and try to meet somebody somewhere chill a few times, and then do homebody things together? Or join a hobby group or something? Ik it's hard to meet people when you don't like going out. I hope you bump into somebody nice

>>33480694
"If you have to ask then you're not it" is literally not helpful or useful in any way. Like genuinely how is someone supposed to respond to that or use it in any meaningful way?

"Oh I guess I'm not it, guess I'll just crawl into a corner and not interact with people ever because the conclusion is foregone."

>>33480711
Clearly not but I'm trying to figure out how I need to correct my behavior.

>>33480674
I don't think you should ever lie about it desu. If people judge you negatively for it then they're not a good match for you. I was 23 going on 24 when I was still going out often, and admitted to some girls who asked, and probably had opportunities with some who didn't seem fazed or thought it was cute. It's better for your first time to be with someone understanding or keen even, than someone who wouldn't want you otherwise
..then again I'm still a virgin at 27 so maybe this isn't the best route lol, idk

>>33480668
>England, unfortunately

>>33480713
Grampa Simpson out here posting his shit.

>>33480699
>You can do with them different things, they give off different vibes.
Like what? How would small-average but normal teardrop shaped breasts compare to large?