Thread 33479876

How do i get a gf who owns a cat so I can pet her cat and we can post on 4chan all day together?

>>33479876 (OP)
>so I can pet her cat
You mean pussy

>>33479891
NO I DO NOT

I want a gf with a housecat I can pet and give skritches to. I want her to be cool so i can tell her jokes and we can fuck around on the internet together. I don't want to do lewd things with her i want us to be cat bffs

>>33479896
Anon, get a normie gf, long enough she will adopt your habits. She will become based enough to gas the bikes and put the bikes on pikes. If you catch my drift. Girls love cute things and you can adopt a cat then. Get her young so you can brainwash her.

>>33479876 (OP)
just put up ads in the area with the little tear-off tabs with your phone number. say you're looking for a gf with pussy to pet. ezpz

>>33479876 (OP)
I won't read silly threads.

>>33479923
>>>33479876 (OP) (OP)
>just put up ads in the area with the little tear-off tabs with your phone number. say you're looking for a gf
nobody goes outside anymore

>>33479876 (OP)
>Sit at home petting cat thinking everything is going to be like you imagined it
>Suddenly, she fake laughs and shows you the most boring clip you've ever seen in your entire life
>You fake smile and have no idea what to say and start questioning her sanity
>It becomes awkward
>She dies a little bit inside and goes to the kitchen and starts cutting cucumbers
>Suddenly she asks "do you hate me?"
>Now you need to console her, "no baby I love you"
>"Why do you want me?"
>You have this conversation when all you wanted to do was goon to her cat really
>"I love you more than anything baby...etc" *putting her on the pedestal because you are a cuck*
>She doesn't believe you but fake believes you
>Tomorrow, starts doing other fake shit and shows you the most uninteresting stuff in the universe
>You tell her she doesn't need to fake it, it's ok
>She is confused and tells you she isn't faking it and you just hate her
>Now you are confused too and upset
>Next she tries to brighten up the mood so she makes the most boring joke in the universe to "break the ice" like a fucking retard and you don't know how to react
>You just ruined her day
>She breaks up with you
>She may or may not text you a few days later
>If you move on too fast she will be REALLY upset
>You cringe from her and her mentally ill cat
>She cringes from the fact that you cringe
>She remains single
And then you'll understand why she ended up a cat lady to begin with

>>33480784
>>>33479876 (OP) (OP)
>>Sit at home petting cat thinking everything is going to be like you imagined it
>>Suddenly, she fake laughs and shows you the most boring clip you've ever seen in your entire life
>>You fake smile and have no idea what to say and start questioning her sanity
>>It becomes awkward
>>She dies a little bit inside and goes to the kitchen and starts cutting cucumbers
>>Suddenly she asks "do you hate me?"
>>Now you need to console her, "no baby I love you"
>>"Why do you want me?"
>>You have this conversation when all you wanted to do was goon to her cat really
>>"I love you more than anything baby...etc" *putting her on the pedestal because you are a cuck*
>>She doesn't believe you but fake believes you
>>Tomorrow, starts doing other fake shit and shows you the most uninteresting stuff in the universe
>>You tell her she doesn't need to fake it, it's ok
>>She is confused and tells you she isn't faking it and you just hate her
>>Now you are confused too and upset
>>Next she tries to brighten up the mood so she makes the most boring joke in the universe to "break the ice" like a fucking retard and you don't know how to react
>>You just ruined her day
>>She breaks up with you
>>She may or may not text you a few days later
>>If you move on too fast she will be REALLY upset
>>You cringe from her and her mentally ill cat
>>She cringes from the fact that you cringe
>>She remains single
>And then you'll understand why she ended up a cat lady to begin with
you are projecting yourself and your assumptions on to women with feline pets

>>33479876 (OP)
Get your own damn cat.

>>33481634
>Get your own damn cat.
I am not responsible enough for a cat to depend on me

If I had a gf who had a cat I could pet her cat help her cat chase things and have her cat sit on my lap.

In exchange I could do things for my gf like fix her car and at night i could give her nice hugs and tell her she is pretty

>>33481707
>and at night i could give her nice hugs and tell her she is pretty
Well, that's the creepiest thing I've heard all day. You know you sound like a paedophile, right?

>>33481738
this is the most projecting post i have ever seen on 4chan

>>33479876 (OP)
>How do i get a gf who owns a cat so I can pet her cat and we can post on 4chan all day together?
Ask women out who are at the pet store in the cat food section.

>>33484610
Lurking is stalking

>>33485332
>Lurking

>>33486736
loiter the litter isle

>>33484610
>henlo, I see you are browsing cat-related items; do you like 4chiddy?

>>33487294
>>henlo, I see you are browsing cat-related items; do you like 4chiddy?
meow