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Anonymous No.33480385 >>33480396 >>33480410 >>33480427 >>33480438 >>33480503 >>33484313 >>33486571 >>33490719 >>33499424
When women wipe their ass, how do they not get shit in their pussy hole?

Aren't the two holes very close together?
Anonymous No.33480396 >>33480427
>>33480385 (OP)
We wipe up, not down.
Anonymous No.33480410 >>33480427 >>33480472
>>33480385 (OP)
Up wipe, dot noun.
Anonymous No.33480427
>>33480396
>>33480410
You guys donโ€™t know what your ass is.
>>33480385 (OP)
If you were ever around a vagina, youโ€™d know.
Anonymous No.33480438 >>33480464 >>33484581
>>33480385 (OP)
They do and that's why women get UTIs all the time
Anonymous No.33480464 >>33480518 >>33484705
>>33480438
Is this a design flaw inherent to the female human body?
Anonymous No.33480472 >>33480481
>>33480410
Up yours, you clown.
Anonymous No.33480481 >>33480509
>>33480472
Your clownโ€™s up, you down?
Anonymous No.33480493
They wipe front to back and always up never down.
Anonymous No.33480503 >>33480777 >>33480941 >>33483949 >>33491477
>>33480385 (OP)
When men wipe their ass, how do they not get shit on their balls?
Anonymous No.33480509
>>33480481
Calm down, yo shit still brown.
Anonymous No.33480518 >>33480576
>>33480464
Kinda. Their anogenital distance is extremely short.
Anonymous No.33480576
>>33480518
>AGD is a sexually dimorphic trait, meaning it differs between males and females, with males generally having a longer AGD. This difference is due to prenatal androgen exposure, making AGD a potential indicator of androgen action during development.
This motherfucking nigger just taught me something new. Holy shit and fuck.
Anonymous No.33480777 >>33484336 >>33486725
>>33480503
Reach around and go from bow to stern because we know how shit is done and do a better job with seventy five percent less consumption.
Anonymous No.33480941
>>33480503
The balls are so far away from the anus. I never get shit on my balls unless I had diarrhea in my sleep. True story btw...
Anonymous No.33483949
>>33480503
kek balls
Anonymous No.33484313 >>33484519 >>33484521
>>33480385 (OP)
Women don't shit
Anonymous No.33484336
>>33480777
Look on my works, ye Mighty and despair!
Anonymous No.33484519
>>33484313
kek wot?!
Anonymous No.33484521 >>33484541
>>33484313
So what's the second hole for? XD
Anonymous No.33484541
>>33484521
Birth control.
Anonymous No.33484581 >>33484678 >>33484688 >>33484728 >>33492235
>>33480438
I never had a UTI in my entire life until I got with a moid. Somehow male fingers are dirtier than my shitty asshole, even after they wash their hands
Anonymous No.33484678
>>33484581
as a moid... kek and yikes
Anonymous No.33484688
>>33484581
>even after they wash their hands
lol they don't wash their hands. I've seen these motherfuckers in public bathrooms repeatedly take a shit and just walk out without even going near the sink.

nasty motherfuckers just fucking nasty
Anonymous No.33484705 >>33484719 >>33484732 >>33486575 >>33486719 >>33490604 >>33491581
>>33480464
I've been with a few women in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the female anus is incredibly close to the vagina, in fact they're barely an inch apart.
I'm not sure about other guys - but doesn't this disturb you? It feel like a design flaw in women actually -- like they're supposed to be so feminine and beautiful yet this ghastly little oversight is ruining everything.
Somehow it feels to me that women should be more aware of this flaw and it should affect their confidence. Whenever I see a so-called beautiful woman walking down the street so care-free thinking she's all that I just remember that her anus is only 1 inch away from her pussy and laugh her into oblivion.
Women: Please accept that they're too close together, let it negatively affect your confidence and so make yourselves more readily available sexually as a result. After all, we're having to sleep with a creature whos ANUS is only 1 inch away from the vagina --- you should not make this difficult. It's unappetizing enough as it is. We're doing you a favour.
Men: Do not let women forget this flaw, and do not forgive them for it. Remind them of it constantly less they get inflated egos and think they're all that.
They're just too close together, sorry, but its true.
Anonymous No.33484719 >>33486487
>>33484705
>starts post with genuine concern for women's health
>then proceeds to dehumanize and coerce them into sexual slavery
Anonymous No.33484728
>>33484581
As a moid, I've never had any kind of infections in my urogenital system.
Anonymous No.33484732 >>33486487 >>33489149
>>33484705
Trying to shame half the population for a feature of human anatomy is a losing game. Try something less retarded.
Anonymous No.33486487
>>33484719
>>33484732
I'm 99% sure this is a copypasta.
Anonymous No.33486571
>>33480385 (OP)
women wipe from the back just like men do, the vagina is in front of their a-hole so how would they get shit on their vagina? And the only guy that's gonna be bothered by the closeness is someone who possibly gay.
Anonymous No.33486575
>>33484705
jack off then.
Anonymous No.33486719 >>33486847
>>33484705
I would eat the pussy, the anus, the poop and the UTI.
check mate
Anonymous No.33486725
>>33480777
LE HOLY TRIPLETS OF TRUTH!!

HE HATH SPOKEEEEENN!!!!!!!!

MEN ARE MORE EFFICIENT THAN WOMEN! IT IS DONE!!!!!!!!!!!! <3333333333333333
Anonymous No.33486847 >>33486874 >>33486958
>>33486719
Are you a jeet? Go back, please
Anonymous No.33486874 >>33489093
>>33486847
back where saaar?
Anonymous No.33486958
>>33486847
kek
Anonymous No.33489093
>>33486874
saaaaaarrrr?
Anonymous No.33489149
>>33484732
women have been doing it to men for at least a hundred years
Anonymous No.33489179 >>33490292
Based
Anonymous No.33490292
>>33489179
Desab
Anonymous No.33490604 >>33490650 >>33490673
>>33484705
>It feel like a design flaw
Feature, not a bug.
Anal is great for birth control AND a good pounding (once she's used to the size and very well lubricated) sets off the same nerves as vaginal sex so if she can orgasm from vaginal (not all women...) then she can, generally, orgasm from anal. Its fun, although cleanup is somewhat gross, its much less gross than changing 1000 diapers nine months later if she gets pregnant from squirting in that hole instead of the butt.
Anonymous No.33490650
>>33490604
>squirting in that hole
mmmm... I want that
Anonymous No.33490673 >>33491743
>>33490604
>Anal is great
KYS
Anonymous No.33490719 >>33491471
>>33480385 (OP)
How the fuck do you wipe
Anonymous No.33491471 >>33491635
>>33490719
I don't... I have a bidet ^_^
Anonymous No.33491477
>>33480503
I get shit on my balls/taint if I'm having an IBS diarrhea. The worst is if I've been drinking a lot of heavy beers like IPAs the day before, those wreck my digestive system and will guarantee I'm splatter-painting the entire inside of my toilet bowl
Anonymous No.33491581
>>33484705
>in fact they're barely an inch apart.
I just saw a porn where the woman had a gap that was probably three inches. It was weird to see now that I'm aware of this AGD thing.

Like she had a vagina... yes... but it was so far from her anus, it was weird.
Anonymous No.33491586 >>33491629
we wipe front to back you fucking retard
Anonymous No.33491629 >>33491635
>>33491586
wait what's front and what's back?
Anonymous No.33491635 >>33491759
>>33491471
Ok, you got me there I suppose
>>33491629
Bottom of crack to top of crack
Anonymous No.33491743
>>33490673
I don't even know what to say.. I wanted to call you gay but you're against butt sex, yet you're somehow the gayest person in this thread
Anonymous No.33491759 >>33497106
>>33491635
That's weird. I'm a guy, and I just go directly into the rim of my anus with my middle finger behind 3 layers of toilet paper. I go inside my anus a bit and repeat till I see no more brown on the paper.

I never had to go crack to crack, but then again, my stools are pretty firm but moist and well lubricated.

I figured if you go crack to crack, you're just spreading shit all over your ass.
Anonymous No.33492235 >>33492725 >>33495118
>>33484581
Well, you chose to be with the guy, you dirty bitch lol
Anonymous No.33492725
>>33492235
kek
Anonymous No.33495118
>>33492235
>you dirty bitch
oh fucking kek lol
Anonymous No.33497106 >>33499330
>>33491759
keep a bookbag everywhere you go with a roll of toilet papper and an enema bag.

Step 1: Wipe your ass until toilet paper has no smeared shit.
Step2: insert enema in anus.
Step3: flush that rectum.
Step4:wipe one more time
Anonymous No.33499330
>>33497106
I feel like you are trolling me, saar.
Anonymous No.33499424 >>33500266
>>33480385 (OP)
Women don't wipe. They are automatically self-cleaning
Anonymous No.33500266
>>33499424
Anonymous No.33500332 >>33500551
Wiping up is universal. The same reason men don't go around with balls of shit. Kinda crazy to think that I have never had any shit touching my balls. Even with explosive volcanic diarrhea.
Anonymous No.33500551
>>33500332
I've crapped my pants a few times in my life due to horrible circumstances, needless to say, shit has touched my balls.

Man, I remember that time I was walking home and... lol... good times.... goooooood times.
Anonymous No.33503997
This is the scat thread