>>33483875 (OP)
So it's a guide you ask for, fellow sperg,
You ask to fit in with the herd,
Fear not, for I have the solution,
To clear up all of your confusion,
First, you must gaze into their eyes,
For they are not known to tell you lies,
You should peer for longer than a peek,
However do not stare, lest you'll fall victim to critique,
When you greet your fellow man, a handshake is expected,
If not firm, secure, and pleasant I advice you to correct it,
From afar a knowing nod, and a dap when you are trusted,
A hug for when to your closeness the other person is adjusted,
I would advise you not broach politics or religion,
They serve no purpose but causing discord and division,
Look instead for people's innermost hopes, fears, and desires,
For when connection is your goal, they are the spark that cause the fire,
Try and keep and open mind and willingness to learn,
Act through drive and passion, move freely without concern,
Watch your step, however, stay observant,
Situational awareness is all problems' best detergent,
Go now, into the world, armed with knowledge and intent,
Prepared to face all that will strip you of your content,
A wiser man, no doubt, ready for adventure,
I hope you learned a thing or two from my humble lecture.
