Thread 33484872

Don't ask me how it happened, it just did. But i'm 34 years old. Never had a girlfriend, never had sex. I'm tired of being alone, i'm heading to the "suicide in your own room surrounded by a complete mess, body rots inside for a few weeks before police opens the house and finds it" route unless i do something. How do i recover? I want to find a girlfriend. I want to find friends. I want to live but i just can't. I feel like i'm too old to do anything good with my life.

>>33484872 (OP)
>I want to live
Then live
> I feel like i'm too old to do anything good with my life
You are not. Why not try?

First of all, what would you like to do with your life? Finding a partner?

>>33484936
I just want someone to love me. I'm completely isolated and starved for human contact, and it's eating me inside out, every time i reach out i push people away due to being needy, clingy and giving off bad vibes with self-loathing or self-hatred and ev ery time i do i'm back on square one rotting in my room. I can't stop it, it's basically a negative feedback loop

>>33484872 (OP)
Get a job, and a hobby, the rest can wait. If you specifically aim your life towards getting a girlfriend what will you do after having one? You'll be back to being unprepared. Consider what a partner or friends are going to value, that's how adult relationship work. You don't get to play the sentiment card. If you can recognise what's making your life worse simply replace those aspects with something that's socially acceptable and productive. To be honest I can only suggest you things because I don't have experience like yours.

>>33484872 (OP)
>>33484989
And if you are genuinely suicidal join support groups, or reach out to family. You are not alone.

Too late

>>33484956
>every time i reach out i push people away due to being needy, clingy
Thats not necessarily bad, just accept tat other people have lives too and you are going to matter less than established relationships they already have. Understand that time and attention is something people give out flreely, including you. Do not play games, do not think "i'm not going to text them until they reply".
Instead, try thinking "I'd like doing X with this person, lets hit them up and see if they are up for it". I went thru a similar situation, trying to make friends with people with busy lives. You'd be surprised, people will respond positively if you stop making assumptioms and respecting their space

>and giving off bad vibes with self-loathing or self-hatred and ev ery time i do i'm back on square one rotting in my room. I can't stop it, it's basically a negative feedback loop
Yes you can stop. You need to learn to love yourself before people feel safe to love you. Insecurity is the biggest enemy here. Find yourself first, what you like and what you don't, work on your health.

>>33485020
*start respecting their space

>>33484989
>Get a job, and a hobby, the rest can wait.
I have a job, i have multiple hobbies but they don't numb the pain anymore
I don't have anyone in my live who can love me for being myself ever since my cat has died

>>33484994
>reach out to family
They literally do not understand

>>33485020
>dude just love yourself just find yourself
i'm in my 30s now, i'm running out of time, every year i get older and uglier, the moment i start to see wrinkles or start balding i might as well give up and kill myself because i will never make it

Kek these are the incels calling me ugly when I posted my mogging pic. Just kill yourself already it's too late to fix it. It was already too late at 24, and even 14, if you're a loser at 14 you're likely a loser at 18 and likely a loser from then on. Personalities and ways set in early.

>>33484872 (OP)
In your age group teen-style dating is not the route. It is in fact quite likely that you already know your next (or first) girlfriend, as friend, co-worker, neighbor, friend-of-friend, churchgoer, even divorcing spouse-of-friend. Look around you at the females you just like as friends, to find one who might evolve into more

Have sex with prostitutes. Many men have opted for that and have led good productive lives. Its cheaper and you dont have to lie to yourself about sharing her.

>>33484872 (OP)
>I want to find a girlfriend.
>>33484989
>Get a job, and a hobby, the rest can wait.
That sort of dogshit advice is exactly how OP and countless other find themselves in that situation

>Do you want a girlfriend? Then ignore girls, they can wait. Focus on making your boss money.

>>33485298
>It is in fact quite likely that you already know your next (or first) girlfriend, as friend, co-worker, neighbor, friend-of-friend, churchgoer, even divorcing spouse-of-friend.
that's literally how teens date, except it's less divorcees and more classmastes

>>33485307
>Many men have opted for that and have led good productive lives.
You soulless bug
do you sleep in a pod

>>33485312
Yea you are a better man than Flaubert, Nietzsche and Faulkner were because you participated in Grown Up Dating in 2025. Good job sir

>>33484872 (OP)
How I wish I was 34 again

>>33485346
Holy shit some incels lived a miserable life and wrote some garbage i will now go pay for sex yes yum i will die alone and unloved

>>33485346
Which of those three are you

>>33485307
based and /thread

>>33485365
Lol I can see why you are a virgin. Totally mind raped humorless sponge

>>33485365
tranny hands wrote this
go kys

>>33485388
>>33485384
Go fuck a prostitute lmao don't forget to leave a tip and give her a kiss before you leave losers

>>33485404
that prostitute is probably your sister or cousin so id rather give her a 100 immediately than waste time buying her flowers and taking her out to in order to achieve the same thing

>>33484872 (OP)
>I want to find a girlfriend, I'm so lonely
>>33485307
>buy a hooker and then die alone like some obscure syphilitic 1700s german impressionist painter
?

>>33485414
this nigga actually thinks you show up to dates with a bouquet of flowers

also you're only focused on sex sex sex, OP said he's lonely and he wants a girlfriend.

Believe it or not, most people enjoy the human experience. Meeting new people and talking to them and going places and doing things can be fun and pleasurable and exciting.

Of course you view talking to women or probably just people in general as a terrible Sisyphean punishment, but most people enjoy having a social life. OP would want that, not buying hookers and dying alone.

>>33485416
>die alone
you always die alone you moron. at least this way he'll die happy knowing he fucked some whores and doesnt have anyone to lecture him

>>33485427
flowers were just an example you literal idiot. also you can have social life without engaging into some fake deep bullshit relationship thats gonna end this way or the other

>>33485433
>you always die alone you moron
yeah if you're a loser who pays for sex lmao
my grandfather had sex for free and he died in peace surrounded by 3 generation of relatives. You will never be him, you will die alone LMAO HAHAHA

>>33485447
>died in peace surrounded
he literally died you retard, doesnt matter who he was surrounded with. HE DIED nothing there anymore everything gone. he could've died in a fucking disneyland it wouldnt matter, he's still alone. it might serve a purpose for you idiots to feel better for him but it doesnt mean anything. oh and also it wasnt for free

>>33485433
>you always die alone you moron.
No?
In the metaphorical sense that you died and you still have living relatives, maybe, sure.

But in the literal sense of no one even knowing that you died until 6 weeks later when neighbors in the apartment complained of the smell, most people don't go through that.

>>33485464
>being an atheist freak
yeah and now he's in Heaven lmao

>>33485464
>>33485439
>>33485414
>>33485388
The most well-adjusted 4chan hooker-buyer.
>EVERYTHING SUCKS, AND THEN YOU DIE

>>33485470
>Heaven
>https://youtu.be/SqqK4ft7kZ8?feature=shared
ahahahah lmao is he fucking his 72 virgins as well

>OP describes how mentally ill he is
>anons try to actually give him advice in good faith

xe linked a family guy clip

>>33485439
>relationship thats gonna end this way or the other
That's true of social lives as a whole, friendship and all that.

Being a 95 year old who's still best buddy old pal friendly friends with the same people from when you were 5 years old is some purely fictional Disney bullshit.

People change, they grow up and mature (or they don't), they graduate from school and college, they move to different cities or different countries altogether, their hobbies and lifestyles and politics change, they start families and/or focus on their career instead of just dicking around on discord every night.

>>33484872 (OP)
>I want to find friends
That might be a good place to start. Relationships are much harder than friendships.

>>33485506
bro's not one of those "I refuse to settle for anything less than a 8/10 virgin" incels, it doesn't sound like. he just wants a girlfriend, god damn.

Him buying hookers would 100% lead to the Bad Ending scenario he's trying to avoid.

>>33485528
I believe it will give him confidence and dispell some of the mystique of women. Also the 34 year old virgin is a spammer who makes this thread everyday

>>33485537
>buying hookers will give him confidence

No.

>Also the 34 year old virgin is a spammer who makes this thread everyday

When did he say he was 34? I'm willing to believe there's more than one virgin in his 30s on this vietnamese shadow puppet webforum

>>33485554
>When did he say he was 34
anon have you even read the OP

>>33485537
>dispell some of the mystique of women
having strippers or whores be your first sexual interactions creates an even stupider misconception about how to relate to women than believing in mystique, though

>>33485571
I gave it a quick glance
saw
>in his 30s
>never had a girlfriend
>I want a girlfriend and not be a rotting corpse

oh but whoops yeah i guess he is 34

>>33485537
>Also the 34 year old virgin is a spammer who makes this thread everyday
I'm not, this is my 3rd time making a thread on /adv/

>>33485575
literally the second sentence in the thread, dumbass

>>33484872 (OP)
>But i'm 34 years old

>>33484872 (OP)
Okay, let me put this very simply: you will never have a girlfriend and it is a waste of time and effort trying. Nobody who makes it to the age of 34 without having a girlfriend will ever have one. It simply doesn't happen.

So what you need to do at this point is look for other ways to make your life enjoyable and fulfilling.

>>33484872 (OP)
I won't read calendar of doom threads. Just start today.