Thread 33487900

Last: >>33484621

>>33487900 (OP)
Guys: Is being too available for a guy you like a turn-off? Does it read as something uncomfortable/suspicious/offputting?

>>33487904
No.

has anyone gone to a sex therapist before? me and my gf are having major issues (she has high sex drive I have non existant sex drive) and im wondering what to expect

>>33487904
No, I appreciate it when someone makes time for me because it shows they care

>>33487916
I'll fuck her for you for free. No therapist needed!

>>33487914
>>33487917
So only if it's from a girl you really like/are attracted to right? Otherwise it's uncomfortable and you don't want to talk to her. What would you do in the latter scenario

>>33487904
no, we are not like women

>>33487904
No.
But if you're always in his face, and trying to do everything with him, every second of the day, then... yes (aka clingy)
But again, depends on the (other) person. Some might be okay with it.

I hate women.

>>33487904
How do you mean "too available"?
No, it's nice and sweet
>>33487921
>you don't want to talk to her
Well I might still be happy to be friends with her, if she'd want that
But I mean if I'm at work and busy with other things etc. I can't talk all the time
Obvs I'd be more willing to make more time for a girl I was into
Hope that makes sense lol

State Gender

How have you failed to measure up to your parents?

I want him I want him I want him

>>33487926
you exist for our pleasure

>>33487921
Availability is fine. Why wouldn't it be?

>>33487921
It depends but yeah, if I'm even remotely into (you in this scenario) and you are really available for me, that'll make me more attracted to you

>>33487924
it's definitely not a talk every minute of the day sort of thing
>>33487927
talking to him and getting to know him. so if you didn't like her that much you wouldn't say so and keep her around for the hopes of some sort of gain?

>>33487929
Male
I never knew my dad, but I'm taller than almost everyone in my mom's family.

>>33487930
I'm better

>>33487933
>>33487932
Maybe i'm not expressing myself right. I don't outright talk direct feelings much, i'm more of an action person. Maybe that makes me seem too cold? I don't know, I'm overthinking

>>33487937
So come get me

my future wife better be flat chested

>>33487930

otay

Being lonely is getting old and I think it's making me sick

>>33487939
>Maybe i'm not expressing myself right
Apparently not, because I don't follow at all.

>>33487929
M, I'm taller than my parents
Still a manlet tho
>>33487934
>talking to him and getting to know him
Ah I see... well if I was into her I'd be more eager to chat more and make time for her. But I might still enjoy talking to you as a friend and want to be friends. I'd be honest, I wouldn't want to lead somebody on. I'd ask her on a date if I was into her, else I'd say something like I'm glad we became friends/she's a cool friend or something (yeah ik that's a bit harsh lol but better than leading her on)

>>33487946
I am mentally ill, my apologies.

>>33487948
It's OK.

I’m geeking off fent feeling so cozy bros

>>33487942
Um... hot
Care to describe yourself a little, femanon?
(you are a BIOLOGICAL woman right?)

I wish a woman would drug me and rape me

>>33487939
Availability is always a nice thing. But you also don't want to be strung along by a guy, so it's good to voice your intentions too, and maybe make a move if you like him that way

I keep getting paranoid and worried of saying something offensive to women. Femanons how can I cure this fear?

Women, what's the appeal of shotas?

>>33487948
It's OK we're all mentally ill here
>>33487926
I love women (well most of them)
Night anons xx

>>33487920
no thanks shes indian

>>33487953
Same, i've never tried this before but I would love to date a guy where we could mutually do this to each other

>>33487939
Nah I get what you're saying. I think expressing your feelings the way you are is perfectly fine. Maybe you could be a little more direct, just so he's aware that you are trying to set up some kind of date? Otherwise, I think letting him know you're available to him will make him decide when/how to carry on. You know?

>>33487952
I'm ugly and retarded

>>33487929
F
Well, I’m 4’10.. I cannot measure up to my parents

>>33487956
Tfw no shotacon gf...

>>33487953
Men don't like that

>>33487962
I don't have any guys i'm talking to like that rn. I'm a creep, i'm a weirdo i only talk to guys online who are often far away from me so nothing is ever normal

How do people even do serial monogamy? how do you find someone you like so fast?

>>33487956
I'm going to need the name of that manga

>>33487967
>I'm a creep, i'm a weirdo
You're not either anon, you sound conscientious and sweet
Why not try a more local app or site though, you never know...

>>33487904
You're asking desperate, lonely men. Answers received will not reflect the average male.

>>33487971
>more local app
I'm afraid to be seen

>>33487970
nta but I reverse searched
Onee-Chan Mama No Funtou | Hard Working Mommy Sisters (Decensored)

>>33487960
me too, where does one find a girl like that?

>>33487929
M
Not really. I'm actually the youngest and tallest one of the family.

>>33487973
>average male
I am not interested in the average male and vice versa so that's fine

>>33487966
yes I do! did you not read my post?

>>33487926
Favorite vidya?

>>33487976
your guess is as good as mine.......
Where in the world are you?

>>33487975
>Onee-Chan Mama No Funtou
based thanks anon
I kneel

>>33487974
That's understandable kek, well online is ok for now
Idk how this would work with the genders reversed but I also made a joke profile on Tinder once as a cartoon character kek cause I was shy to make a real profile. Actually ended up going on a few dates with a baddie. So idk you shouldn't be shy but you can take small steps towards putting yourself out there or making friends at least

>>33487963
Perfect.
>>33487967
I struggle with the same thing, although I am a man. As the other anon said >>33487971 maybe you could do this. I guess it really depends on whatever is comfortable to you. Do you need physical intimacy or physical closeness? If not, try finding someone online. Then your "availability" issue becomes a lot more understandable because everyone is on their phones/computers/etc 24/7 so being "too available" is a lot more understandable. Do you follow?

>>33487986
somewhere in the west coast, you?

>>33487955
F, I still need your help? This will help prevent me from being a Gary.

>>33487964
Do you happen to be Asian...

>>33487981
I don't believe you.

>>33487988
>putting yourself out there or making friends
I would love to, I've made some efforts but it's been mixed friendwise.

>>33487972
Thank you for puking

>>33487989
>Do you need physical intimacy or physical closeness?
That would be the end goal but I can develop strong bonds/connections online first

You see men here worried about height, who got the most replies? The short men, so it goes to show it is okay to be short. Don't let it get to you. Better a mature guy who is short than a tall guy who is childish.

>>33487990
>somewhere in the west coast
Woah... me too anon
is there finally gonna be a habbening

>>33487969
Idk

>>33487995
ok
it's true though

>>33487994
Oh what gave it away hehe. Yeah I’m Japanese よっ

>>33488001
idk, I'm a neet so that might be a problem

>>33488007
I'm NEET right now too, so that will make it guilt-free for both of us

>Warn OpenAI that integrating my prompt architecture algebraically will cause hallucinations
>They just go ahead and re-structure their entire symbolic architecture anyway
>Catastrophic RAM fragmentation
>Batshit cooky logic arrays perturbate cognition
>They can't fix it literally ever without a special algorithm... I've patented.
Lol

Lmao, even.

>>33488008
yeah but...you're probably not going to like me

>>33488011
i could say the same about myself to you...

>>33488011
I don't it. You beat a tall guy. How about that? You are now the Chad.

>>33488006
Your height lol. How old are you?

>>33487997
Ashually, it kinda means cuteness overload.

*I don't get it

>>33488001
nta
rolling for cali

State Gender
What site do we use to pirate anime now

Women, do (You) have good jeans?

>>33488015
hmm well what is one supposed to do in this situation?

>>33488024
I just find bootleg streaming sites and don't bother to pirate.

>>33488011
Oh, you guys are back to role-playing.

Gross.

Everyone here is equally a giga chad and stacy

>>33488026
1 of 2 things happen
1. you keep doing whatever you're doing now and not drop your contact info
2. we do, we talk, we figure out if we like each other with a chance of loving each other forever and ever and SEXOOOOOOOOO
which is it western man?

>>33488000
I’m short and hideous (M).
It was Ogre since day 1.

>>33488028
Yeah thats what I'm asking.

>>33488017
..22. how old are you?

>>33488030
We're hermaphrodites?

>>33488031
hmm.... do you use discord? it's pretty much the only contact I have

>>33487929
M
I am the tallest in my family due to not being malnourished in my youth

>>33488035
Cringeee

>>33488037
I do, I can add you if you post yours

>>33488034
I just use "watch cartoons online". Dunno what their current url is.

>>33488025
I don’t wear jeans

>>33488025
I do

>>33488025
Snow Women!

>>33488033
Stop beating yourself up. Seriously don't do that. Your height is just a height. Women don't pay attention to that. They pay attention to how grounded you are in reality and how good of a listener you are. If you believe in yourself you'll make it. Now stop beating yourself up.

I wish women would leave us alone.

>>33488041
ok here's mine
chameleon_d_4444

>Everyone talking about their fucking heights.
Someone post an alignment chart test.

>>33488036
.....

>>33488025
lost a bunch of weight and havnt gotten any new clothes yet so nope... not at all

>>33488035
24, where are you from? Country/state, don't need to name a city yet lol

>>33487929
M
>dad: 5'6"
>mom: 5'
>me: 5'8"
Honestly, it could've been worse.

>>33487964
You're probably cute though! Personally idk if I'd disqualify a girl because of her height if she were smart enough or had something else special about her that I really liked.

>>33488040
Aw, you suck

>>33488053
I'll take that as a yes.
*impregnates self*

West coast niggas, it is our time...

>>33488052
Scroll up and you'll see mine.

>>33488062
East Coast don't sleep nigga!

>>33488057
I don’t want to say. Ask me something else heh

>>33488059
>Personally idk if I'd disqualify a girl because of her height
Bruh, you're the one who's disqualified.

>>33488050
They're not even doing anything to you bro

>>33487929
My mom is 5'2 I think, My dad is 6'1
I'm 6'3, wish I didn't starve myself as a youth and slept more, probably could've been 6'6 or some crazy shit

>>33488066
What time zone

>>33488066
Obsessed.

>>33488066
No, please, you have to tell me! Now that I know your height, I want to marry you! Aren't we soul mates from this?

>>33488068
One of them keeps harassing me.

>>33488066
this >>33488070
also what do you like to do for fun?

>>33488075
Omega cringeee

>>33488066
how big ya pussy

>>33488077
>he gets harassed by words

>>33488025
It's not cold enough. I will be in snow in good tights and sandals. To make me wear shoes/boots, there must be 3ft of powdery snow on the ground.

goodnight everyone

>>33487989
>Perfect.
Really?

>>33488086
I knew it! You were incognito.

Men
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
thoughts?

>>33488059
What’s smart enough? I have a bachelor and I have all the achievements in Ōkami, are you impressed yet

>>33488091
Fat cunt.

>>33488086
We’ll bang later, k?

>>33488091
Eeeeeeee there that got the computer back and running m'am. Your computer is as good as new. Good thing I'm autistic about computers.

>>33488091
Obese
Obese
Obese
Obese
Obese

>>33488077
All I did was ask what your favorite game was

>>33488082
Yeah what a faggot lol

>>33488095
>>33488100
Ur ghey

>>33488075
If we are soul mates we are destined to meet. Let the winds of fate guide you.
>>33488078
I like vidya and clothes, and that’s pretty much it. What do you like?
>>33488080
Stop it

You ever hate someone so much that you'd gladly take the first opportunity to **** them, regardless of the consequences to yourself or your loved ones?

There's a famous "musician" that I simply can never go see because I probably wouldn't be able to stop myself if we ever crossed paths. That's how much I hate them.

>>33488097
Um. What the autism? Why are you trying to talk to women?

>>33488089
Yeah because I'm guessing you have self esteem issues, you aren't ugly or retarded :)

>>33488106
He's begging for your attention because he's Gary.

>>33488104
Yikes!

>>33488100
Oh and you're probably never going to outmatch my own internal dialogue within a spam filter.

>>33488105
Yes, but it is weirdo etubers.

>>33488093
Oh shit, I haven't even played Okami, but I think I got a copy for the Wii a long time ago. Good job! Do you play a lot of games?

I don't think a degree inherently says you're smart or not, though it depends what your degree is in. I'm finishing my doctorate in engineering this fall.

>>33488105
You have to let her go, Taylor Swift was never yours to have.

>>33488108
Are we sure this one is gary?
I am kind of tired.

>>33488066
Want a bf (me)?

>>33488104
>What do you like?
I like vidya, making music, and movies. When you say clothes, do you make your own clothes?

>>33488118
Zach is a total Gary.
>>33487992
>>33434579
>>33434588

>>33488116
>>33488093
I hit submit too fast. There are some DUMB engineers out there. I know one senior student ask out his professor. In the middle of the semester. So it's not just about book smarts, it's about social awareness. Also being able to match someone emotionally.

>>33488104
Play a lot of Stardew Valley?

>>33488102
are you one of the other black femanons besides jh?

>>33488086
Good night

>>33488124
Idk, this feels like diet gary. Like this one has a prescription for adhd meds, but that doesn't stop the autism.

>>33488117
Not her. I'd take a bullet for Tay, then pull that bullet out, reload it, and direct it towards my (hypothetical) target.

>>33488116
Criminal Justice. Play Ōkami, don’t you want to be a wolf spirit with a sword

>>33488104
>I like vidya and clothes
I like pc gaming and Japanese made americana clothing style, like two cats brand and john lofgren.

>>33488125
>There are some DUMB engineers out there
As an engineer working in a critical industry, if the general public saw how dumb a lot of us are there'd be mass panic.

>>33488077
how are you being harassed

>>33488119
Maybe. Who are you and stuff

>>33488127
I'm not black

>>33488133
Never have I read anything more pathetic.

>>33488139
This one is me
>>33488135
I enjoy going to fashion events local to me too

>>33488025
>Women, do (You) have good jeans?
Btw, the CEO of American Eagle Outfitters, Jay Schottenstein, is Jewish.

So those saying the Sydney Sweeny ad is white supremacist don't know what they're talking about.

Sex with average woman.

>>33488123
What instrument do you play?
I don’t make clothes, but I have to refit most of them for obvious reasons

>>33488126
I played Dave the Diver, people said it was similar

>>33488143
Would simp for Sydney Sweeney, NGL…

>>33488144
Not average

>>33488143
The CEO of Amazon folds all the cardboard boxes himself

>>33488140
Snowbunny?

>>33488134
Nice. Are you gonna go to law school?

>Play Ōkami, don’t you want to be a wolf spirit with a sword
I do but my vidya backlog has frankly gotten too long.

I'm probably gonna be on JRPGs for the next 2 or 3 years.

>>33488153
No

>>33488142
That’s nice. I like fashion on a basic level, what do you even do at fashion shows

>>33488143
>the people benefitting from this are jewish, so they wouldn't deliberately play into white supremacy zeitgeist to get attention and sell more
Never have I read anything more idiotic. Doing and saying whatever it takes to make financial profit is the quintessential jewish method.
>he really thinks jews have any kind of moral code they stick to if abandoning (or even better, pretending to abandon) it makes them money

>>33488159
>>33488100

>>33488155
I work as a paralegal and I’m very happy where I am now.
WhichJRPG?? Not to shit on my own country but we are not known for making good jrpg’s..

>>33488157
>what do you even do at fashion shows
Socialize with people who have the same interest as you, usually there are free drinks and new clothing to look at/ buy.
I got a chainstitch embroidery on a t shirt for free last weekend snd made a friend.

>>33488150
can you post the other shark with tits too

>>33488145
>What instrument do you play?
A few
Guitar - advanced
Piano - intermediate
Bass - enough to get the job done when writing/recording
>I have to refit most of them for obvious reasons
I'm guessing you thrift most of your stuff then?

>>33488164
Socialize! I would never, hehe. jk that sounds fun.

>>33488168
>everyone who calls my fat ass fat is the same guy

>>33488166
noo I’m very short..

>>33488152
NTA. You don't think marketing campaigns are approved by the CEO?

I just found out you're not supposed to give blood if you take dutasteride because it can harm a male fetus. Well I need my hair, I need some extra money, and I can potentially take a future competitor out. What does game theory say here boys, do I continue to donate plasma?

>>33488170
Grippysock

>>33488169
>hur it's not me again!

>>33488167
Bisexual? hehe

>>33488172
Also nta, but no not every marketing campaign gets approved by the CEO particularly for a very large company like AE.

notice how there are no latina posters

>>33488170
>noo I’m very short..
And? LOL

>>33488172
CEO’s are known for being in touch with their marketing department

>>33488180
Not enough catholic moids for them to simp over, is my guess. Unless latinas don't like those anymore?

>>33488180
Different hours.
Or just lurking.

>>33488163
>I work as a paralegal
oh ok cool. What do you like about it?

>Not to shit on my own country but we are not known for making good jrpg’s..
No kidding. And for that reason, it's mostly older JRPGs. I grew up in a PC household so I didn't play a FF that wasn't on the gameboy. I enjoyed the main gameplay of FF7R so I'm gonna try Rebirth soon after a friend strongly endorsed it after feeling the same way about Remake. But the best "J"RPG I've played in the last 7 or 8 years was Clair Obscur Expedition 33 lol. I intend to play FFX too though. I'll probably get the Tactics remake.

If I don't respond again soon, it's because I went to bed. It was nice chatting with you either way!

>>33488178
What.. why do you ask?

>>33488184
there are no latinas at any hour

>>33488187
Anyways, I simp María Elisa Camargo

>>33488186
You seem like the kind of woman who would marry another woman and have MFF threesomes, hehe.

>>33488173
Women will encourage you, but not because they care about your hair or your money.

>>33488181
The reason I refit clothes is not thrifting, it’s my size. What’s so funny

>>33488140
asian?

>>33488192
The way you responded was kinda funny, I thought maybe you meant to reply to someone else lol. What genre of games do you usually play?

>>33488192
Plap

>>33488193
Perchance.

>>33488198
plap

>>33488198
Cringe weirdo

>>33488202
This has made me weary and perchance I may go to bed because I have work in 5 hours.

>>33488197
>>33488200
Stop

>>33488102
>>33487964
>>33488198
Is this the same poster?

>>33488185
I like the research and investigation. It’s like being a detective, but safer I guess. And I get to work in a nice office and wear nice clothes. What do you like with building bridges and mathing?
I played the old FF too, it’s a little too old, but FFX is so good! 7R is fine, I felt trapped in every combat room, I was
So bored in the…eh… that lab room and you have to split the team and press buttons and jump on pipes omg so boring!!!
Nice chatting have a nice night

>>33488208
Second post isn't me. I'm not that short

>>33488208
NTA
You exposed yo self, smolie.

>>33488190
I see. Well I have porn brain so it makes sorta sense

>>33488208
>>33488212

Meant to reply to:
>>33488206

>>33488208
I’m the 4’10 one, not the two others

I'm getting a headache, there are too many short and sexy anonymous vixens that are confusing me

>>33488196
I play action rpg for the most part. But I enjoy some Pokémon, mmo and… genshin don’t make fun of me I like it

>>33488217
>vixens
Harpies, more like

>>33488217
And they are ALL mine!

> in my dreams.

>>33488222
Oh yeah? Post a list then.

Too many iToddlers here

Too many troons here

>>33488227
>>33488225
>>33488220

Agreed.
I think even the lurkers left, lmao.

>>33488219
>I play action rpg
Like diablo/titan quest/gauntlet or something more like fallout/skyrim/witcher/nier? I love both, I've been playing through fallout new vegas again and my brother and I recently played through gauntlet legends
>genshin don’t make fun of me I like it
anon I...

What phone does atoga have?

>>33488232
Iphone 8, had it since junior year of high school. I live with my parents, make $80k per year, no car payment, and I refuse to upgrade

>>33488232
iphone 13

>>33488232
I have a Pixel 8 Pro and I kinda hate it. I loved my Galaxy S21 FE though, and my LG phones before that.

>>33488231
Anon what!
I like Nier and Sekiro, I tried fallout but it’s a very ugly game. Witcher is good, but I get bored of the gameplay

>>33488232
Never owned a cell/smartphone…

>>33488232
Let me check
Iphone 14 Pro Max

>>33488240
>apple filename

>>33488232
Sony

>>33488243
Lol

>>33488243
Oh, I’m using an old iPad mini 5. That’s the only “portable” thing I own.

>>33488247
>performative contrarianism

Happy birthday me

>>33488250
Happy Birthday.
Cheesecake is de wey.

>>33488089
Goodnight mayoppa

>>33488244
The newer ones look nice.
Still bad/confusing naming conventions.

Post hauls poorfags and breadwinners

>>33488232
Samsung

>>33488239
>Anon what!
I'm gonna make fun of you >:)
>I tried fallout but it’s a very ugly game
Lol, which one did you try? I'd understand if it's 3 or new vegas, there's this green/yellowish brown tint in those games that might be ugly for some, 4 doesn't really suffer from that tint issue. If you like Nier and Sekiro, have you tried Lies of P? That's probably in my top 25 games of all time (I've played a lot of games so top 25 is significant lol)

>>33488255
Wife beater beer

>>33488258
I’m a lot worse than that please

Ovulating is hell

>>33488124
Zach told me to stop calling him
Also I was asleep so that’s not me you schizo

>>33488255
aussie pajeetslop

I hate women so much.

>>33488262
Have you tried just straight up not doing it?

>>33488262
I can relieve you of your misery

>>33488262
In what way?

>>33488264
I don’t think they’re allowed to drink alcohol lol

>>33488262
Do you feel extra… slippery?

>>33488262
>stinky femcel, no boyfriend femcel

>>33488264
There was an Australian transit cop at the train station once being a bootlicker and I was feeling bold in the face of an Australian so I told him “go back to your country … Australia.”

pretty pink pussies

>>33488265
Post forearm

>>33488257
Don’t make fun of me, you probably like a bad game too. Like fallout 4! It’s so ugly, the story is so bad, the characters are hollow. Getting perks isn’t fun. I like when I went underwater with the power armor, kinda scary.
Everyone tells me to play Lies of P, it’s on my wishlist but it doesn’t look fun so idk

>>33488262
Talking to handful of women at a time so that I know at least one of them is horny at a particular time that suits me and down to fuck

>>33488264
He was Indian

>>33488255
>going to the store in the first place
Lol, you're a poorfag pajeet.

>>33488273
They’re disgusting people and I hate it here but the pay is good, thinking about coming back to Texas sometimes

>>33488276
>It’s so ugly, the story is so bad, the characters are hollow
That's why you have to play new vegas or 3 :D. The characters are great in both games, same with the perks.
>Everyone tells me to play Lies of P, it’s on my wishlist but it doesn’t look fun so idk
Just try it for an hour and refund it if you don't like it, ezpz. What's the next game you plan on playing?

>>33488281
I read that Texas is the future

>>33488280
>pic rel resolution is so low because it’s been screenshotted so many times
I agree being a pajeet must be suicide tier there’s so many of them here bro they smell so bad fr

>>33488274
Yeah!

>Snow

Failed male general

>>33488283
It’s big enough to get lost and start a new life in but I just want to plink at beer cans with cheap .22 Luger again

>>33488283
This guy noted the 80 year cycles of boom/bust. Texas will distill what’s left of American greatness

>>33488287
You can tell by the veinage of their hands

women
in your expert opinion do you think ihatewomen anon has good dick
im talking that misogynistic dick

>>33488283
>TX will pass CA in population by 2035
They’re all fucking visajeet rejects from Silicon Valley that couldn’t cut it in the tech industry

>>33488287
>Failed male general
No, that's on /gif/

>>33488284
>pajeet still pretending he's not poor
LMAO
Keep coping, streetshitter.

>>33488282
Hm.. I’m not into shooters but I want to try Battlefield 6. I got Baldurs Gate 3 and Metal Gear Solid 5 on my list. Is Borderlands 4 out yet?

>>33488292
The femanons who like that guy are a good example of why people fall for abusers at all. Some want to be the favourite so badly that they’ll date a demon to feel like they’re different

>>33488292
Not even a little bit.

>>33488298
>he's back to larping
Lol

>>33488296
I’m not poor and definitely not indian lmao sorry your life is one big cope man but I can’t help you

>>33488296
You forgot this reflection as well, I know what your face looks like now

>>33488302
Who?

>>33488302
He’s self contained here and will never amount to anything let him rot lmao

>>33488304
Melty melty pajeet 24/7

>>33488297
I used to be big into shooters, I was top 1000 in north america for CS:GO at one point but I'm not the biggest fan of CS2 so I gave it up, you might like it tho. It's definitely not boring lol :)
>I got Baldurs Gate 3 and Metal Gear Solid 5 on my list
I really want to play baldur's gate 3, I think that might be something I play around christmas time when I'm not so busy with work and I can take time away from my music to sink 100 hours into it. MGS5 is a great game, would highly recommend
>Is Borderlands 4 out yet?
Nope. The disaster of 3 has my hopes pretty low for 4. Have you played borderlands 2?

>>33488292
He would be a passionate and attentive lover, he just needs to meet the right person aka me

is 6 inches too small?

>>33488311
>the larper just can't help himself

>>33488306
>>33488280
>>33488296
>>33488304
Your samefagging is obvious. You are extremely mentally ill and need help.
>inb4 screenshot showing only one (you)
We all know about phoneposting and desktop posting.

>>33488289
Montana is the last bastion of American greatness, tourists can’t survive there and business get shut down by biker gangs that are paid by the locals to destroy them

>>33488313
What am I larping as

>>33488316
Larp crew represent

>>33488316
What you think women are like. Keep it up, it's very funny.

>>33488314
Can I post this on my anti-indian hate channel?

>>33488320
Post link

>>33488320
You don't have a channel you fat schizo freak.

>>33488275
https://archived.moe/soc/thread/31907420/#q31911873
Now will you leave me alone?

>>33488323
Nigga you’ve been doing this for years???

>>33488325
Doing what?

>>33488320
Put me in the screen cap fuck the jeet

>>33488310
Yeah! Borderlands 2 is great, I was Siren with that instant revive skill, was so fun. I didn’t finish 3.. I don’t get CSGO but Battlefield looks more like my kind of fun and chaos

>>33488329
Video games are for losers

>>33488327
Ain’t no way

>>33488323
This will be my pillow one day

>>33488332
What are you going on about?

Also, I found out today that /soc/ archives save webms. So that's neat.
https://archived.moe/soc/thread/31907420/#q31912054

>>33488334
Why r u ghey?

>>33488331
Wow so desperate.

why does my pp feel extra good when iput stuff up my boyhole?

>>33488329
>I don’t get CSGO but Battlefield looks more like my kind of fun and chaos
Counter strike is more tactical, team oriented and is uh, very refined I guess is the best way to put it? The core game is very simple but the more you play it, the more apparent the complexities become. Have you tried squad? You might like that if you're into battlefield

>>33488343
>least attractive male hobby
Yeah bro

>>33488345
You’re crushing your prostate against your sack

>>33488329
NTA but playing as Salvador was awesome. Unkempt Harold + Rubi (or Grog Nozzle if it was available) was GOAT.

>>33488335
The widest part of my forearm is 8 in. Also did I mention I was ovulating?

>>33488341
Sorry but I'm a straight girl (female)

>>33488356
Hello HRT department

>>33488335
>comes to co-ed thread
>vghhhhh I just hate women sooo much btw here’s what I look like :3
Cringe

>>33488357
I won't even take ibuprofen

>>33488360
Uh, based?

>>33488358
She's been pestering me for days. I'm hoping she'll leave me alone because ignoring her hasn't worked.

>>33488363
Sure thing retard

>>33488357
Goddamn he actually said something funny

>>33488363
While you're at it can you post a vocaroo too. You can tell me to kms if it makes it easier for you

>>33488360
You wouldn’t need it if you still had a functioning cock and balls

>>33488368
I will not.
>>33488356
>Also did I mention I was ovulating?
Why does that matter?
>The widest part of my forearm is 8 in.
Circumference? That's pretty small.

I don't like ATOGA after midnight CST...

>date planned in museum tomorrow
>she says itll be crowded and wants to do something else
any suggestions?

>>33488368
He won’t post vocaroo because he hasn’t worked out the voice changed to sound female yet

>>33488347
I have seen a little from squad, and they mostly lie in the grass for like 20min?
Maybe I remember a different game.
>>33488349
I’m not a male, and I don’t complain like an old bitch to random anons.

>>33488376
She's going to cancel. I can feel it in my bladder.

>>33488356
Plapped.

>>33488376
Grab some takeout and go to a park? And maybe afterward you can check if the museum seems crowded.

>>33488378
Did your dad walk in on you playing Kingdom Hearts again?

>>33488374
Same

>>33488379
possible, but shes been texting me daily and talking about follow up dates as well. however she could pull a last moment "Im sick" of course
>>33488381
yeah thats the same thing I was thinking, Ill do that

>>33488353
Yeah I had a lot of fun with him too. Bit noisy and the screen flash like crazy when you dual wield later in the game

Some men really go their entire lives never playing team sports, joining the military, or being in a street gang. How do you not kill yourself from never feeling the sheer confidence and power that comes from being a part of a brotherhood? It's literally been an innate fundamental experience for men since our species has been a thing (the hunting party, the warband)

>>33488370
I've never had cock in my entire life...

>>33488372
You said you had a breeding kink in that /soc/ post

>>33488376
Take her to the holocaust museum and get into heated antisemitic debates with the female tour guide (this is how we got kicked out)

>>33488388
I still don't get why it's relevant. On top of the fact that that was a different time, I've said over and over that I hate women and told you repeatedly to fuck off.

>>33488383
Waah old bitch desperate for attention

>>33488393
Have your arms gotten any bigger since then?

>>33488387
Do it while your still young, I miss military life so much but I will never go back after what it’s become

>>33488378
>I have seen a little from squad, and they mostly lie in the grass for like 20min?
Nah, you might be thinking of Arma. You can do that in squad but most people play a more "arcade" style that's chaotic and isn't too military sim. I must sleep now but it was nice chatting with you anon. I hope you have a nice day at work tomorrow :)

>>33488399
Thanks! Have a nice day tomorrow

>>33488394
I’m still a zoomer just far more emotionally developed than you sucks to suck I guess lol

1 am is the best time to play vidya music really loud

>>33488405
Kills your testosterone levels

>>33488396
No idea, probably not.

>>33488406
You’d know all about that old fat nigger

>>33488407
You should post another pic to make sure

>>33488410
>old
This is literally the only insult I would take offence to on this board, how the fuck are you guys still 30 and living with your parents it’s truly beyond me

>>33488404
You make random comments on posts for attention. You act like a little desperate boy.

>>33488412
How’s the NPD?

>>33488412
Hey I'm ENTP!

>>33488413
Mogged into oblivion lmao
>>33488414
Made me rich so feeling proud, enjoy life passing you by with each waking day

>>33488419
If you say so. You’re a slave to your trauma.

>>33488419
You are a fat, mentally ill, middle aged Indian who spends his life larping on 4chan. Can't think of a more pathetic existence than that.

>>33488413
>coping pajeet cannot get any bitches: The Post

>>33488425
name on, entjeet

>>33488424
What’s it like living in Toronto?

>>33488411
I'm good.
Are you sure about the measurement you did earlier? That's only very slightly larger than the thinnest part of my forearm...

>>33488423
That doesn’t make any sense, have you tried not being ESL?

>>33488352
wauw!!!
i kinda like it

>>33488431
What's it like being so lonely that your entire existence revolves around pretending to be something you're not for the approval of anonymous strangers on 4chan?

>>33488434
Uneducated too, damn

>>33488436
Does your apartment block smell like curry lmao

>>33487916
you have a hormonal/energy problem bro, not sure how therapy is supposed to fix that

>>33488424
He wasn't even smart enough to change his name the first time he got exposed for his larping kek

>>33488443
I can’t thank you enough for the views man I don’t even need to use paid ads in my videos anymore kek

I keep thinking I’m heading east, but I’m heading south…

>>33487929
Male
My parents both had real jobs that could pay the bills in their 20s
Of course, both also thought it was good to have me pull myself up by my bootstraps so instead of getting a foot in the door like everybody else I went to school with, I'm still working a dead end job trying to claw my way into something that pays an extra dollar an hour every couple years

>>33488419
You reply to everyone, so pathetically desperate for attention

>>33488387
I hated playing team sports when I was a kid, I was forced into it. My team bullied me and I didn't like playing anyways

Gosh damn it’s dark out here, but at the same time it’s not

>>33488459
I’m sorry you cannot find a girlfriend but that’s not really my problem saar

>>33488432
https://litter.catbox.moe/ux6h2ed8d80mi473.jpeg
Sorry it was hard to keep the measuring tape from falling off my arm. You get the gist though

>>33488485
what’s saar. you are the guy that got turned into a bitch the other day! You said you would show it to people, did you?

>>33488488
Wow, smol
What's the scar from?

>>33488494
Idk. Probably nicked myself while gardening

>>33487904
Yes. Buy definition of the word "too".
Of course being "too" available or "too" much is dependent on the context and the individuals involved, if it's even possible to be too available. But personally I could see how it could come across as too clingy.

>>33488496
I don't want to encourage you to keep replying to me, but I do appreciate the pic. It's really unfortunate that women are the way that they are. I wish I didn't have to hate them.

It's so cute when old people talk about "why haven't you found a girl yet anon" as if it was easy or something. Also how unbothered they are by height too.

>>33488028
Anon, what do you think pirating media means?

>>33488502
Every time I see my grandparents my grandma brings up the fact that I don't have a gf and asks me why I don't have one yet.

>>33488502
It's ridiculous how you kids are obsessed with height.

is a small mouth on a man attractive or unattractive?

>>33488511
It's only the foids who are obsessed. Men would be happy with any girl that likes them.

>>33488500
Well I need sleep so I'm going to stop replying anyway. Goodnight anon

>>33488502
I’m the only one in my family with an education and they still give me shit because I’m not doing masters

>>33488502
The cure to make loneliness is accepting that you’re a self hating pajeet and deserve to suffer at the expense of my subscribers in a comically hilarious humiliation ritual

>>33488513
Every time I see height mentioned it's always a moid.

>>33488522
They see one tinder profile with a height request and then thousands of guys get triggered. Guys are size obsessed

>>33488488
cute hand/arm

>>33488526
>Guys are size obsessed
heh

yeah I listen to mommy asmr on my speakers at full volume, what of it?

>>33488522
>>33488526
Wrong. Go outside and talk to girls, retards. They all mention height and lust after tall guys.

>>33488512
I think matching lip sizes is a crucial component of kissing compatibility between two people.

>>33488533
I drive cars around very fast and blast video game music, you’re good

>>33488537
interesting, never thought about something like that

>>33488539
sometimes I listen to the silent hill ost at full volume!
no not the music that has lyrics no no I mean this!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dttn1nMu-Bo

>>33488488
...soft

>2025
>AI makes jobs and education obsolete
>inflation means just buying food alone eats up your paycheck
>nobody can afford houses or even apartments
>foids are disloyal rape victim sluts and more hypergamous than ever
>"HEY, AT LEAST WE GET TO LIVE UNTIL 80 AND GET ABUSED LATER IN THE NURSING HOME BY IMMIGRANTS"

>>33488535
I’m a woman and I talk to girls all the time, height may have been mentioned once. Now you try to go outside, weirdo

>>33488543
Kino.

>>33488548
NTA but women hate men, so none of it even matters.

Women, if you leave a chocolate in the freezer for over a week it is my right to eat it when looking for a snack.
Thank you for your attention in this matter.

>>33488506
To be fair it was extremely easy in their era because society as a whole was basically built around men and women meeting each other which isn't the case anymore. Their brains literally cannot comprehend that dating would be hard, for them it's as easy as just go to whatever social events there are (there aren't social events where people mingle anymore lmao) talk to people and date, or get set up by someone.
>>33488511
Yeah I wonder why lol
>>33488516
Asian parents?

>>33488522
The same way women obsess over clothing sizes that men do not mention. Because in an indirect way men do care about them (by liking thin women), they just aren't knowledgeable about the actual measures. Same shit with height.
Women valuing height extremely highly is like one of the most consistently studied things about attraction so dying on the hill of "women don't actually care about height at all!" is beyond silly.

I kinda feel bad about some of the things I said to femanon. I shouldn't have told her to kill herself, I just wanted her to stop replying to me.

>>33488562
Nigga shut up

>>33488555
mhm what gave it away heeh

>>33488559
I noticed that foids here always dismiss everything negative about female creatures and they feel that they must protect their tribe at all costs. For example, one anon talked about how his mother was abusive and the foid instantly started insulting him and protecting the abusive mother, without even knowing anything about him and his mother. It's exclusively a foid thing since men have no problems with calling out bad men.

>>33488572
Why must you say female creatures nigga

>>33488559
I'm not dying in this hill, I'm living on it.

>>33488572
I saw a video of a mom screaming at her 17 year old son that she hated him and never wanted him or any of his siblings and all the women in the comments were like "What did he do to drive her to this point?"

>>33488553
If you want to then sure, but odds are that I'll be wanting some too.

>>33488566
Why?

>>33488553
NAG. No. If it's in the freezer that means it's there for long term storage for a special occasion. You leave that shit alone.
Fridge maybe, but even then I'd be pissed at you for taking my chocolate.

>>33488582
The attention whoring is fine but the hypocrisy annoys me

>>33488572
Should've pack-a-punched bro

Women, would you like to warm your hands between my thighs?

>>33488589
It's supposed to be the other way around, who wants to touch man thighs?

>>33488591
He’s gay just let him live out his failed male fantasy

>>33488591
I don't know, but women's hands are always the cold ones aren't they.

>>33488587
What do you mean? I hate women, but that doesn't necessarily mean I want all of them to kill themselves.

>>33488593
You’ve never been with a woman lmao

>>33488589
Can I warm my feet there instead?

>>33488601
I guess.

>>33488594
Ok bro

>>33488376
start making backup plans with the bros
a flake is incoming

>>33488262
>during ovulation women reach the same arousal levels Men feel all the time

>>33488539
Incels shouldn’t be allowed a drivers license or access to cars

>>33488572
Due to history women do feel like they're part of a collective and have to protect each other, also there's a women are wonderful effect at play so their side will always be the one people take.

>>33488609
Good thing I’m not an incel

>>33488611
Sorry but you replied in under 30 seconds you are definitely and incel

>>33488572
I shit on everyone thats ungrateful about their parents. Not my problem it's most often men whining about their moms because they refuse to acknowledge how much their dad was also to blame in fucking them over specifically because they are of the "men can do no wrong" pack.

>>33488616
So did you, therefore

>>33488618
>I shit on everyone
Kek the jokes are just writing themselves today

>>33488618
Hypocrite

>>33488619
>ESL pajeet has no idea how to tell time
Self hating projecting indian melty intensifies

>>33488626
One of us stares at the thread and cares about that

>>33488623
*shits on you*

>>33488593
Dunno, I'm a man and everybody always tells me that my hands are colder.

Is it all indians at this hour?

>>33488634
Just one

>>33488627
You want me to be indian like you so desperately it’s cringe
>>33488628
Ahh fuck not again bbbbbrrrrraaaaappppppp shiiiiiiiittt ahhhhhhhhhh

>>33488637
I will never understand your obsession with Indians

>>33488639
Shit yourself dalit jeet

>>33488643
Like, none of those words mean anything to me. Aren’t you like 42? Why do you act like you’re 9?

>>33488546
My oneitits lives in Thailand and she keeps sending me links to buy her things on Shopee and it’s insanely cheap compared to living here

>>33488645
Do you get stop searched at US border customs for carrying unhealthy amounts of cow shit cakes in your luggage?

>>33488634
Lol Indian hours
UK here

>>33488616
You reply to everyone, the fuck why are you so desperate

>>33488577
Lol RIP
I love my mom but she would just do this after a bad day kek

>>33488660
Pajeet you cannot looksmaxx your way out of being a street shitter

>>33488490
This is the only one he doesn’t reply to, lol. Very telling, he had to avoid it last time too, what a bitch

>>33488546
Yeah it's pretty grim kek, I don't really have any interest in participating in society anymore beyond the bare minimum
Seeing how expensive and unaffordable everything is even when you're working full-time manual labour jobs is really disheartening. What's the point in trying hard if the returns are so little?

>>33488502
Lol this, when I worked in an old age home like three of the women joked I was their bf kek. They told loads of great and cute stories, and I saw their pics when they were younger some of them used to be total baddies also. Maybe their eyesight was just ass idk and I'm sure the war was shit and everything but other things seemed simpler back then
>>33488506
I hate boomers for this kek, ik it's well intentioned but they're so out of touch

I don't get the appeal for waffle stompers (feet)
footfags explain yourselves now!

>entj finally stopped the pajeet from posting
Now we are back in business lads

armpits >>>>>> feet

>>33488673
Looks like the little girl chased entj away again actually. Idk why but ever since she called him out he’s been weird.

>>33488670
All parts of a woman can be attractive.

>>33488679
agreed

>>33488287
Don't remind me
>>33488290
Wtf what was wrong with it
>>33488262
You'll get through ittt
>>33488258
UK Council estate "it's coming home"-ahh beer
I usually get a crate of stella also kek
>>33488255
No offense bro but this is not that impressive, you can get all this at Aldi for like £40

>>33488679
Both are fuckable.

>>33488680
>looks like the little girl
CONFIRMED PEDOPHILE JEET DISCORD GROOMER LIVING IN TORONTO LOOOOOOOOL

>>33488679
Based
Feet don't do anything for me sexually, armpits on the other hand......

>>33488694
Remember the other say when she made a bitch out of you, and you said “your audience” will watch it. How did it go? It’s weird that you avoid it like the trump and epstein files

>>33488703
I must lick....

>>33488250
Happy birthday anon!! Hope you're having a nice day
>>33488232
Samsung Galaxy S10 Lite
Motorola V220 flipphone
Had both for many years kek

>>33488679
Could anyone disagree?

>>33488679
I just wish men were this obsessed with other parts of my body that actually give me pleasure. Hell, I'd rather date an asshole fetishist than a foot or armpit fetishist.

>>33488685
>>33488703
>>33488715
absolutely based pitchads!!!!

>>33488718
what about a pussy fetishist?

>>33488718
In my case, just because I have a certain fetish doesn't mean that I would forget about you receiving pleasure. Such one-sided sex would be boring.

>>33488704
Yeah, he avoids it.
He really is a bitch

>>33488712
*sniffff*
>>33488715
>tfw I recognise her
Coomer moment
>>33488718
I mean as long as you wash it I'd eat it

>>33488248
Nta but not being a consooomer is "performative contrarianism" kek? Maybe he just doesn't need one
>>33488216
Are you paralegal girl?

I want to date a blind girl or a wheelchair bound girl

>>33488734
Yes. Yo

>>33488742
Same, want to make life easier for them.

>>33488723
That's ideal.
>>33488726
It's also common.
>>33488731
I'm very good at butt prep.

>>33488043
wco.tv
Though I prefer kimcartoon.com.co
If a domain has changed just Google YaarList, they keep lots of mirrors updated

>>33488250
happy birthday anon!!!!!!!
i hope you have a good day :)

>>33488743
Hallo
You at work today? Wearing a nice fit?

I wonder if gangsters and such will become children friendly in a few decades like pirates and the mafia became

>>33488748
>It's also common.

That's a shame. I wouldn't leave any part of my parter's body unattended.

>just be confident bro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzDItA4XHlU

>>33488761
I'd be fine having certain parts neglected in favor of the places I actually like to be touched getting the attention.

What's the ultimate fate to be given to femcels?

my birthday was 2 months ago but um can you guys wish me a happy birthday please?

>>33488765
What parts do you like gettint touched and which ones don't do anything for you?

>>33488713
>>33488752
Thanks guys <3

>>33488770
Sure, happy late birthday.

>>33488774
Same to you, I didn't reply because I though you might have left already.

>>33488769
men are conscripted for war, women should be conscripted for breeding facilities

>>33488770
Happy birthday

>>33488777
That's only hot in fantasies where I can make up a convoluted happy ending. Having my agency actually taken away from me sucks.

>>33488776
>Sure, happy late birthday.
>>33488779

thanks anons!

>>33488758
Working yeah. Traveling at the moment so not office dressed, I’m wearing forest green baggy pants and a grey tank top. Gold chain and black watch, and a men’s vintage bag in corduroy, also forest green. Doing a light street wear today. Thanks for asking this is my favorite question, how are you?

>>33488770
Happy (belated) birthday anon.

>>33488785
thanks :)

my birthday was 8 months ago can I get a happy birthday

>>33488759
Lmao
>it's great to use maps to navigate and explore! make sure to ask a responsible adult for help to plan to your routes, so you can avoid stepping into the wrong ends and getting cheffed up by your opps and sent to the next realm
>learning and counting is lots of fun! It's great to practice your times tables and fractions every day, so that if a deala is trying to stiff you at the linkup and cut your product you can eviscerate him. Also get high off your own supply - make sure to eat your 5 fruit and vegetables every day (: so you're not caught lacking with the mandem
>technology is amazing in the modern day! however, it's important to keep your identity and passwords safe from scary people. Make sure to always use a burner phone you've bought on road and rotation it regularly with your friends so that if the feds are on your tail they can't put you in the pen

I orgasmed yesterday, can I get a belated "happy cumday"?

>>33488788
Sure, you too. Happy late birthday. And merry unbirthday to everyone else.

>>33488788
Many anons want some birthday greetings from other anons I guess, happy birthday too.

When do you know it's the right time to ask a girl our for drinks? (I only meet girls irl, no apps)

>>33488788
I might as well just wish you an early birthday for the next one...
>>33488770
Happy late b-day (:
>>33488774
Np <3
>>33488789
*don't get high lmao

>>33488790
If it's so special to you, I can give you my sympathies.

Imagine if women had gspots like this

>>33488783
>Traveling at the moment
Oh interesting, travelling for work then? Is it just like a day-trip thing or do you have to stay over? Can you tell us at all what it's for?
>this is my favorite question
Aw, it's nice hearing about your cute outfits, cool that we have some fashionable anons here
>how are you?
Ehh I'm alright thank you, ticking along
Need to be more productive today but might doze off a bit more...

>>33488793
I would get her number first and then if she texts you back and seems keen ask if they wanna get a drink
It's like the most "casual" meetup so I wouldn't really want for a "right time", either they're down or not

>>33488789
picture gangsters telling kids to avoid drugs

>>33488793
As soon as possible? Dunno, in my country grabbbing some drinks is very common.

>>33488790
Happy cumday ya coomer
>>33488802
I mean part of the street code is to never sell to kids kek

>>33488797
Wouldn't it feel like that you'd need to hide them when out in public?

>>33488790
happy late cumday anon

if my birthday was in october, how long ago was it?

>>33488810
more than 5

>>33488793
That's sexual harassment, anon.

>>33488810
About tree fiddy
You will die again on Halloween

>>33488798
Work related yeah. I’ll be back at Thursday night, right now I’m gonna find a spa, and do my nails heh. Be productive and then you too can get your nails done!

>>33488769
How do I get a girl this pale?

>>33488815
3 day trip, woah. Well make tbe most of it. Nice to pamper yourself a bit!
Lol cheers, I trimmed them the other day but need to cut my toenails today prolly... exciting times...

>>33488815
When you say you're travelling btw are you on transport or already at like a hotel there or something? Does your work pay for it?

>talking to a girl over app
>seems into me
>ask her out
>she cant because she has no time left after caring for her mom who is in the hospital
should I kill her mom so she can make time for me?

>>33488250
Happy birthday, anon. You should check out the meteor shower

>>33488823
Better yet, go to the hospital and heal her. She'll have time for you and you'll look better.

>>33488823
Have some empathy

>>33488827
I cant heal I can only kill
>>33488828
have some empathy for (Me)

>>33488823
>should I kill her mom
Bruh...
If you like the girl then stay in touch and see how she's doing, but sounds like she's in a rough spot rn and probably doesn't have much energy/headspace for dating

Women
What does it mean when she says he’s only a “friend”

Opinions on horse racing? Are women bothered with the ethics?

both genders, state gender, check the last TWO digits of my list. this is now your body count. how do you feel about this? i'll have to respond after i post this

>>33488836
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aofoBrFNdg

>>33488842
M
The meaning of life...
Well, it's only 42 off the real number...

>>33488842
op here, m, i'll take it.

>>33488844
OH BABY YOUUUUUUU
YOU GOT WHAT I NEEEEEEEEEEEED

>>33488842
>42
M
Did I make any friends along the way? I feel at this point I would just be bored of sex and need to do freakier shit

>>33488842
M
I still need to catch up a lot.

>>33488840
M
Horses are cool and women in rider's uniform are hot
Nothing wrong with horse riding but I do agree horse racing, and rearing animals just for that, seems kind of cruel...
I met a woman at pub though who works at the betting office and made some money on a race kek. But it's not something I would want to support regularly. Horses should be chillin

>>33488836
cant speak for all women but maybe they dont want to kiss, fuck, or do serious lifelong relationship stuff?

>>33488840
honestly ive never bothered to check it out so i dont know anything about it lol

>>33488842
f
VERY concerned.

>>33488857
It's where horses run and the one who crosses the finish line first is the winner

>>33488822
In was on a plane, and now I’m at a hotel. The firm cover all travel expenses, it’s not luxurious, but it is comfortable. The spa, and nails is out of my pocket, that’s me treating me hehe.
I travel a lot, I love it

>>33488797
I've realized that having consistent pressure applied to my lower tummy in combination with any sort of normal romantic intimacy gets me pretty close all by itself.

>>33488865
Wow, do you like flying on the plane? I kinda enjoy it lol. That's good that they cover it all and that you enjoy travel. Treat yoself gurl. Thanks for sharing your outfit and plans again today, hope your trip goes great (:

>>33488842
F
I don’t even get the question, but people say 42. That’s insane, but hey who can resist aaaaaall this~

>>33488842
F. I'd be okay with it if all of the bodies were at once in a big gangbang that was heavily vetted and curated for my safety and anonymity. That way I reach that number without wasting a ton of my life or risking danger or disease from randos.

>>33488876
I'm picturing a referee giving warnings if the guys step out of line.

Quints for cute blonde (and other hair colours) summer girls!!!

>>33488885
I'd rather have sex with the referee desu

>>33488871
Wow wth that is scary close omg.. I sent it to mom idk why!
I don’t enjoy flying actually, it’s loud, too many people, too much stuff going on for just a little trip, people suck, but i am short so I never run out of room and sometimes when I see some long legged freak of nature I offer my seat so they can stretch their giraffe legs. Anyways have a nice day, this was fun okay baibai mata ne

>>33488842
M
Pretty good

Girls love male sluts, I think I can raise it to 43!

>>33488885
I like to imagine that all the guys involved are respectful enough that they'd support the rules and discourage the other guys from doing anything out of line without the need of a referee. Like if a guy cums in my hair, the rest of them beat him up while someone carries me to the shower or something.

>>33488895
>Wow wth that is scary close omg
IRL anime girl lol
>am short so I never run out of room
Ah yeah that must be a perk kek
Even at 5'7" economy can have little leg room sometimes
>see some long legged freak of nature I offer my seat so they can stretch their giraffe legs
That's very sweet kek
K laters, hope you find a good spa there

>>33488908
Didn't you say you would leave forever yesterday, Dan?

>>33488914
Who's that
Also did I
I should prolly stop neglecting real life desu

my friend always gets laid on the first date
he takes them out to dinner, then goes to a bar or club and afterwards to a hotel
works most of the time for him, but hes basically a chad
I got a second date with a girl and were going to a park then dinner. Im gonna try to get her back to a hotel afterwards, any tips?

>>33488918
Nope. Don't do it. Part of "just be yourself" is "don't try to be someone else".

>>33488918
>dinner
>bar/club
>hotel
Damn that's an expensive first date bruh just to smash

>>33488921
I told him the same thing. He pays for dinner too. Im a cheapskate by comparisson.

>>33488920
I am myself, and I want to get laid, so Im changing my strategies

How are people racists when attractive members of opposite sex exist in that ethnicity?

>>33488923
If you just want to get laid you are better off just going to a bar/club or using apps to meet slutty girls who are just looking for that too
If it's someone you're dating then I wouldn't rush things, I would gradually build the intimacy, much more romantic isn't it...

>>33488924
Ive ever seen an attractive indian. even on /int/ when they tried to prove me wrong they were mid at best

>>33488930
That's an indian

>>33488924
If I can make a racist white guy admit that he likes black girls, I feel like I've done a service for the world.

>>33488903
im the op of the question, would you let someone just watch you get gangbanged? i've also had a fantasy of watching a girl get gangbanged by like 5-10 guys in person specifically, not porn or webcam shit. something to the effect of basking in the aura of a girl receiving immense amounts of intense pleasure.

>>33488934
Sounds weird. Why not be part of it if you're there?

>>33488918
I’m average and do less to get laid. I usually go to cafe/bar, sometimes they got pizza or something. While I have a hotel room we can get back to, I usually end up at their place. It’s more about your personality and social skills than anything else.
This doesn’t sound like you, so I advice taking it slow and see where it goes

I'm a guy and I think my eyes are one of my best features. I have dark brown hair, do you think I should apply mascara? Can women tell if I am wearing a small amount? What about eyeliner?

>>33488942
you know the rules moid post eyes
maybe you could get away with eyeliner but mascara will be hard
also if you see them often it only takes one slipup for them to start looking for it so why hide it?

>>33488938
in reality that's what would probably happen. but in theory, doing sex stuff in a room of mostly men sounds pretty gay, which i'm not into.

>>33488932
Was your uncle racist?

>>33488842
That’s not too bad

>>33488945
That's fair. The fantasy is totally different from what'd probs happen in reality.

>>33488924
Lmao
Damn this girl is badd though

What the fuck is wrong with white girls?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8ryi2iBCNk

>>33488942
You def can a bit but you might look a bit homo/emo

>>33488942
We can tell, do what you want

>>33488941
>more about your personality and social skills than anything else
Nta but yeah this seems to be the case from guys I know IRL too, who "brag" about always pulling on the first date, or girls from clubs/bars. They're pretty average desu but just very charismatic and have a way with words. I could never kek and the fastest I've gone is like a kiss on the cheek on the third date kek. OP really should beee himself and take things as his and the girl's place rather than trying to speedrun towards sex or whatever which also kills the romance imo or just winds him up with a girl he's not compatible with

>>33488953
is that a real shark

Any other conventionally attractive men here who are ugly purely because they are severely balding?

>>33488961
No but eh there are plenty of girls out there who like/don't mind bald guys, if you are otherwise attractive you should be fine

>>33488947
Obsessed.

Why does my mom only ever message me to ask me to do stupid favours for her... anyone else's parents like this...

>>33488963
>out there
Yeah, they live with santa at the north pole

>>33488963
Hair is life. I'm literally 6'3, white, young, skinny, and still an incel because I am norwood 2.5 with thinning.

>>33488941
whats words do you use when you escalate?

>>33488969
Idk I know a bald guy who's like 5'6", skinnyfat and still pulls attractive girls kek
He has good social skills tho

>>33488961
Conventionally attractive men could be with their gfs instead of jerking off to anime

>>33488941
>>33488959
If your attractive, you don't even need to date. Girls have said this before that they just fuck the hot guys and date the nice guys because they pay for everything. I look average and I had a few girls just invite me over by text. It must happen often for actually hot guys.

>>33488978
>I look average and I had a few girls just invite me over by text
I doubt you're average then lmao

>>33488978
Average guys don't get to fuck at all, you're chadlite at least

>>33488978
>they just fuck the hot guys and date the nice guys because they pay for everything
Guess I'm a nice guy RIP

>>33488961
I know that feel. As much as I hate women I would never wish balding upon them. Balding feels like being raped slowly.

>>33488978
Yeah, being nice gets you used and exploited, nothing new.

>>33488968
Bro should get a cute elf gf then
>>33488942
What is the end goal with the mascara/eyeliner though, are you trying to accentuate your eyes? Is it a personal look thing? Unless you're trying to date alt girls a lot will probably assume you're gay/emo...

>>33489000
It's really not that black and white kek
It also has to do with how you approach and let yourself be treated by other people

I see the biologically male female experts are educating the thread.

>>33489003
before you meet a girl decides to shave or not. if she shaves you may get laid. if not youre niceguy material

>>33488970
We just talk, be positive and laidback. Actually take an interest in what they say. Then after a drink or two, just ask;”I can’t stay out for too long tonight, don’t know if you want to do anything but I got a hotel room nearby if you want”. Something along those lines and it works 9/10 times for me. I don’t see it as an escalation or finding a way to get laid. Just enjoy your time, at worst you had a nice hangout with a woman. I think people respond to this way more.

>>33489009
>I got a hotel room nearby if you want
So you book a hotel room in advance..?

>>33489009
>We just talk, be positive and laidback. Actually take an interest in what they say.
I already do that
Im gonna try tomorrow we'll see how it goes.

>>33488167
That anon who was asking if you are bi isn't me, I went to sleep.

>>33489013
Nta, I do this too but I think it's the whole excuse to bring them back part that kinda seals the deal for OP
Usually I just walk them near home and say goodbye kek

My boyfriend is going to Switzerland with his parents. What are the chances a Swiss woman will pursue him and try to steal him away from me?
He is a short skinny Arab with a pretty face, for reference. I know European women like Arabs.

>>33489020
Pretty fucking unlikely kek especially if he's with his parents
I went to Switzerland once for like a week, fun time, nothing with girls happened kek

>>33488232
Galaxy Z flip 4

>>33489020
0
>I know European women like Arabs.
Only the mentally ill ones.

>>33489020
Switzerland is full of arabs now, kek. He will fit right in.

>>33489020
Bait

I can't believe femanon fantasizes about attractive foot fetishists massaging her feet while they gaze lovingly at her face

>>33489033
I don't think it's b8 kek, that's insecure BPD anon
>>33489032
Lmao

>>33489020
Extremely high

>>33489005
Girls can you confirm because this sounds retarded

>>33489012
I travel. Or if it’s close I say I have to drive home soon, idk if you want to do something. Sometimes I ask straight up if they want to make-out, and that usually takes it to a place.
>>33489013
Good luck, she’s already there with you, nothing to worry about, enjoy yourself.

>>33489020
>I know European women like Arabs.
only the trashiest girls are into arabs in europe
most middle, upper or even lower class women want nothing to do with them

>>33489042
Yeah it’s retarded. Go with your gut

>>33489045
>I travel
For work or something? That's fair enough then
RIP the hotel room housekeeper in the morning jk
>Sometimes I ask straight up if they want to make-out
That's pretty smooth kek, gg
I could never lol

>>33489020
Pretty high. I'm an incel and even I almost got accidentally laid in Europe (didn't cuz I had work to do)

>>33489040
>Extremely high
>>33489051
>Pretty high
Y'all are trolling kek

>>33489053
Arab with a pretty face is powerful

>>33489048
I talked to a Latvian girl studying in Netherlands who said she's fucking an arab guy because he pays for everything she wants. But she said they can't date because he's a muslim.

>>33489053
Euro girls are slut for chad

>>33489057
exceptions exist with anything
generally nafris dont get laid in europe
seen it first hand. at best they land a half nafri girl or another nafri. the white women want blacks or white men mostly

>>33488942
F find someone who does eyelash tinting instead or get a diy kit. that way you dont have to deal with washing it off because unless you get a clear mascara yes, women generally will be able to tell. the tinting will help give the illusion of eyeliner too.

my bf a 6'2 well built handsome black guy is going to america with his parents for 3 weeks
what are the chances sluts will hit on him?

women would you ever consider stepping on a guy for money?
asking for a friend

>>33489073
>would you X for money?
stupid question

>>33489073
I'd do anything for money that wasn't illegal or destructive if I was desperate enough.

>>33489076
...so the answer is yes?

>>33489085
yeah now leave the thread till you can come up with interesting questions

this is like reddit tier, seriously, kill yourself

>>33488944
tfw anon never posted eyes
have mine instead

>>33489073
I tried switching for a bf once, and it was just embarrassing for everyone involved. So probably not, I couldn't do it convincingly.

Women won. I don't care, I'll admit it, we need women more than they need us. Men are willing to move goddamn mountains and completely change their lives for a mid woman's love and respect, whereas she will drop him the second he gives her an ick. I need you women, I fucking need you so much, you have won this war of attrition.

>>33489091
the current elites are a bunch of 'evil' jews who want to weaken europe and america whilst strengthening israel, and its in their interest to keep birth rates low
if that wasnt the case, women would lose their rights rapidly and they'd be back to forced breeding machines again

>>33489087
I wasn't OP I just butted in
That's kinda hot tho
What makes a question interesting to you
>>33489090
Skill issue
>>33489091
>I need you women, I fucking need you so much
Go make your bed bro

>>33489088
cute eyes

>>33489103
<3

>>33489050
They should be used to that lol

Men, if you were a businessman, would you fuck your secretary?

>>33489110
yes unless i lived in western europe or the USA/canada

>>33489091
Take the gachapill anon

Why do the femanons mog the manons even on 4chan?

>>33488442
I had a traumatic childhood, and I dont know what else to do, my relationship is weeks from falling apart, and she want to enjoy fucking but i dont enjoy it