>>33487900 (OP)Guys: Is being too available for a guy you like a turn-off? Does it read as something uncomfortable/suspicious/offputting?
has anyone gone to a sex therapist before? me and my gf are having major issues (she has high sex drive I have non existant sex drive) and im wondering what to expect
>>33487904No, I appreciate it when someone makes time for me because it shows they care
>>33487916I'll fuck her for you for free. No therapist needed!
>>33487914>>33487917So only if it's from a girl you really like/are attracted to right? Otherwise it's uncomfortable and you don't want to talk to her. What would you do in the latter scenario
>>33487904no, we are not like women
>>33487904No.
But if you're always in his face, and trying to do everything with him, every second of the day, then... yes (aka clingy)
But again, depends on the (other) person. Some might be okay with it.
>>33487904How do you mean "too available"?
No, it's nice and sweet
>>33487921>you don't want to talk to herWell I might still be happy to be friends with her, if she'd want that
But I mean if I'm at work and busy with other things etc. I can't talk all the time
Obvs I'd be more willing to make more time for a girl I was into
Hope that makes sense lol
State Gender
How have you failed to measure up to your parents?
I want him I want him I want him
>>33487926you exist for our pleasure
>>33487921Availability is fine. Why wouldn't it be?
>>33487921It depends but yeah, if I'm even remotely into (you in this scenario) and you are really available for me, that'll make me more attracted to you
>>33487924it's definitely not a talk every minute of the day sort of thing
>>33487927talking to him and getting to know him. so if you didn't like her that much you wouldn't say so and keep her around for the hopes of some sort of gain?
>>33487929Male
I never knew my dad, but I'm taller than almost everyone in my mom's family.
>>33487933>>33487932Maybe i'm not expressing myself right. I don't outright talk direct feelings much, i'm more of an action person. Maybe that makes me seem too cold? I don't know, I'm overthinking
my future wife better be flat chested
Being lonely is getting old and I think it's making me sick
>>33487939>Maybe i'm not expressing myself rightApparently not, because I don't follow at all.
>>33487929M, I'm taller than my parents
Still a manlet tho
>>33487934>talking to him and getting to know himAh I see... well if I was into her I'd be more eager to chat more and make time for her. But I might still enjoy talking to you as a friend and want to be friends. I'd be honest, I wouldn't want to lead somebody on. I'd ask her on a date if I was into her, else I'd say something like I'm glad we became friends/she's a cool friend or something (yeah ik that's a bit harsh lol but better than leading her on)
>>33487946I am mentally ill, my apologies.
Iโm geeking off fent feeling so cozy bros
>>33487942Um... hot
Care to describe yourself a little, femanon?
(you are a BIOLOGICAL woman right?)
I wish a woman would drug me and rape me
>>33487939Availability is always a nice thing. But you also don't want to be strung along by a guy, so it's good to voice your intentions too, and maybe make a move if you like him that way
I keep getting paranoid and worried of saying something offensive to women. Femanons how can I cure this fear?
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Women, what's the appeal of shotas?
>>33487948It's OK we're all mentally ill here
>>33487926I love women (well most of them)
Night anons xx
>>33487920no thanks shes indian
>>33487953Same, i've never tried this before but I would love to date a guy where we could mutually do this to each other
>>33487939Nah I get what you're saying. I think expressing your feelings the way you are is perfectly fine. Maybe you could be a little more direct, just so he's aware that you are trying to set up some kind of date? Otherwise, I think letting him know you're available to him will make him decide when/how to carry on. You know?
>>33487952I'm ugly and retarded
>>33487929F
Well, Iโm 4โ10.. I cannot measure up to my parents
>>33487956Tfw no shotacon gf...
>>33487953Men don't like that
>>33487962I don't have any guys i'm talking to like that rn. I'm a creep, i'm a weirdo i only talk to guys online who are often far away from me so nothing is ever normal
How do people even do serial monogamy? how do you find someone you like so fast?
>>33487956I'm going to need the name of that manga
>>33487967>I'm a creep, i'm a weirdoYou're not either anon, you sound conscientious and sweet
Why not try a more local app or site though, you never know...
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>>33487904You're asking desperate, lonely men. Answers received will not reflect the average male.
>>33487971>more local appI'm afraid to be seen
>>33487970nta but I reverse searched
Onee-Chan Mama No Funtou | Hard Working Mommy Sisters (Decensored)
>>33487960me too, where does one find a girl like that?
>>33487929M
Not really. I'm actually the youngest and tallest one of the family.
>>33487973>average maleI am not interested in the average male and vice versa so that's fine
>>33487966yes I do! did you not read my post?
>>33487926Favorite vidya?
>>33487976your guess is as good as mine.......
Where in the world are you?
>>33487975>Onee-Chan Mama No Funtoubased thanks anon
I kneel
>>33487974That's understandable kek, well online is ok for now
Idk how this would work with the genders reversed but I also made a joke profile on Tinder once as a cartoon character kek cause I was shy to make a real profile. Actually ended up going on a few dates with a baddie. So idk you shouldn't be shy but you can take small steps towards putting yourself out there or making friends at least
>>33487963Perfect.
>>33487967I struggle with the same thing, although I am a man. As the other anon said
>>33487971 maybe you could do this. I guess it really depends on whatever is comfortable to you. Do you need physical intimacy or physical closeness? If not, try finding someone online. Then your "availability" issue becomes a lot more understandable because everyone is on their phones/computers/etc 24/7 so being "too available" is a lot more understandable. Do you follow?
>>33487986somewhere in the west coast, you?
>>33487955F, I still need your help? This will help prevent me from being a Gary.
>>33487964Do you happen to be Asian...
>>33487981I don't believe you.
>>33487988>putting yourself out there or making friendsI would love to, I've made some efforts but it's been mixed friendwise.
>>33487972Thank you for puking
>>33487989>Do you need physical intimacy or physical closeness?That would be the end goal but I can develop strong bonds/connections online first
You see men here worried about height, who got the most replies? The short men, so it goes to show it is okay to be short. Don't let it get to you. Better a mature guy who is short than a tall guy who is childish.
>>33487990>somewhere in the west coastWoah... me too anon
is there finally gonna be a habbening
Yeahh
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>>33487995ok
it's true though
>>33487994Oh what gave it away hehe. Yeah Iโm Japanese ใใฃ
>>33488001idk, I'm a neet so that might be a problem
>>33488007I'm NEET right now too, so that will make it guilt-free for both of us
>Warn OpenAI that integrating my prompt architecture algebraically will cause hallucinations
>They just go ahead and re-structure their entire symbolic architecture anyway
>Catastrophic RAM fragmentation
>Batshit cooky logic arrays perturbate cognition
>They can't fix it literally ever without a special algorithm... I've patented.
Lol
Lmao, even.
>>33488008yeah but...you're probably not going to like me
>>33488011i could say the same about myself to you...
>>33488011I don't it. You beat a tall guy. How about that? You are now the Chad.
>>33488006Your height lol. How old are you?
>>33487997Ashually, it kinda means cuteness overload.
>>33488001nta
rolling for cali
State Gender
What site do we use to pirate anime now
Women, do (You) have good jeans?
>>33488015hmm well what is one supposed to do in this situation?
>>33488024I just find bootleg streaming sites and don't bother to pirate.
>>33488011Oh, you guys are back to role-playing.
Gross.
Everyone here is equally a giga chad and stacy
>>334880261 of 2 things happen
1. you keep doing whatever you're doing now and not drop your contact info
2. we do, we talk, we figure out if we like each other with a chance of loving each other forever and ever and SEXOOOOOOOOO
which is it western man?
>>33488000Iโm short and hideous (M).
It was Ogre since day 1.
>>33488028Yeah thats what I'm asking.
>>33488017..22. how old are you?
>>33488030We're hermaphrodites?
>>33488031hmm.... do you use discord? it's pretty much the only contact I have
>>33487929M
I am the tallest in my family due to not being malnourished in my youth
>>33488037I do, I can add you if you post yours
>>33488034I just use "watch cartoons online". Dunno what their current url is.
>>33488025I donโt wear jeans
>>33488033Stop beating yourself up. Seriously don't do that. Your height is just a height. Women don't pay attention to that. They pay attention to how grounded you are in reality and how good of a listener you are. If you believe in yourself you'll make it. Now stop beating yourself up.
I wish women would leave us alone.
>>33488041ok here's mine
chameleon_d_4444
>Everyone talking about their fucking heights.
Someone post an alignment chart test.
>>33488025lost a bunch of weight and havnt gotten any new clothes yet so nope... not at all
>>3348803524, where are you from? Country/state, don't need to name a city yet lol
>>33487929M
>dad: 5'6">mom: 5'>me: 5'8"Honestly, it could've been worse.
>>33487964You're probably cute though! Personally idk if I'd disqualify a girl because of her height if she were smart enough or had something else special about her that I really liked.
>>33488053I'll take that as a yes.
*impregnates self*
West coast niggas, it is our time...
>>33488052Scroll up and you'll see mine.
>>33488062East Coast don't sleep nigga!
>>33488057I donโt want to say. Ask me something else heh
>>33488059>Personally idk if I'd disqualify a girl because of her heightBruh, you're the one who's disqualified.
>>33488050They're not even doing anything to you bro
>>33487929My mom is 5'2 I think, My dad is 6'1
I'm 6'3, wish I didn't starve myself as a youth and slept more, probably could've been 6'6 or some crazy shit
>>33488066No, please, you have to tell me! Now that I know your height, I want to marry you! Aren't we soul mates from this?
>>33488068One of them keeps harassing me.
>>33488066this
>>33488070also what do you like to do for fun?
>>33488066how big ya pussy
>>33488077>he gets harassed by words
>>33488025It's not cold enough. I will be in snow in good tights and sandals. To make me wear shoes/boots, there must be 3ft of powdery snow on the ground.
>>33487989>Perfect.Really?
>>33488086I knew it! You were incognito.
Men
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
thoughts?
>>33488059Whatโs smart enough? I have a bachelor and I have all the achievements in ลkami, are you impressed yet
>>33488086Weโll bang later, k?
>>33488091Eeeeeeee there that got the computer back and running m'am. Your computer is as good as new. Good thing I'm autistic about computers.
>>33488091Obese
Obese
Obese
Obese
Obese
>>33488077All I did was ask what your favorite game was
>>33488082Yeah what a faggot lol
>>33488075If we are soul mates we are destined to meet. Let the winds of fate guide you.
>>33488078I like vidya and clothes, and thatโs pretty much it. What do you like?
>>33488080Stop it
You ever hate someone so much that you'd gladly take the first opportunity to **** them, regardless of the consequences to yourself or your loved ones?
There's a famous "musician" that I simply can never go see because I probably wouldn't be able to stop myself if we ever crossed paths. That's how much I hate them.
>>33488097Um. What the autism? Why are you trying to talk to women?
>>33488089Yeah because I'm guessing you have self esteem issues, you aren't ugly or retarded :)
>>33488106He's begging for your attention because he's Gary.
>>33488100Oh and you're probably never going to outmatch my own internal dialogue within a spam filter.
>>33488105Yes, but it is weirdo etubers.
>>33488093Oh shit, I haven't even played Okami, but I think I got a copy for the Wii a long time ago. Good job! Do you play a lot of games?
I don't think a degree inherently says you're smart or not, though it depends what your degree is in. I'm finishing my doctorate in engineering this fall.
>>33488105You have to let her go, Taylor Swift was never yours to have.
>>33488108Are we sure this one is gary?
I am kind of tired.
>>33488066Want a bf (me)?
>>33488104>What do you like?I like vidya, making music, and movies. When you say clothes, do you make your own clothes?
>>33488116>>33488093I hit submit too fast. There are some DUMB engineers out there. I know one senior student ask out his professor. In the middle of the semester. So it's not just about book smarts, it's about social awareness. Also being able to match someone emotionally.
>>33488104Play a lot of Stardew Valley?
>>33488102are you one of the other black femanons besides jh?
>>33488124Idk, this feels like diet gary. Like this one has a prescription for adhd meds, but that doesn't stop the autism.
>>33488117Not her. I'd take a bullet for Tay, then pull that bullet out, reload it, and direct it towards my (hypothetical) target.
>>33488116Criminal Justice. Play ลkami, donโt you want to be a wolf spirit with a sword
>>33488104>I like vidya and clothesI like pc gaming and Japanese made americana clothing style, like two cats brand and john lofgren.
>>33488125>There are some DUMB engineers out thereAs an engineer working in a critical industry, if the general public saw how dumb a lot of us are there'd be mass panic.
>>33488077how are you being harassed
>>33488119Maybe. Who are you and stuff
>>33488133Never have I read anything more pathetic.
>>33488139This one is me
>>33488135I enjoy going to fashion events local to me too
>>33488025>Women, do (You) have good jeans?Btw, the CEO of American Eagle Outfitters, Jay Schottenstein, is Jewish.
So those saying the Sydney Sweeny ad is white supremacist don't know what they're talking about.
>>33488123What instrument do you play?
I donโt make clothes, but I have to refit most of them for obvious reasons
>>33488126I played Dave the Diver, people said it was similar
>>33488143Would simp for Sydney Sweeney, NGLโฆ
>>33488143The CEO of Amazon folds all the cardboard boxes himself
>>33488134Nice. Are you gonna go to law school?
>Play ลkami, donโt you want to be a wolf spirit with a swordI do but my vidya backlog has frankly gotten too long.
I'm probably gonna be on JRPGs for the next 2 or 3 years.
>>33488142Thatโs nice. I like fashion on a basic level, what do you even do at fashion shows
>>33488143>the people benefitting from this are jewish, so they wouldn't deliberately play into white supremacy zeitgeist to get attention and sell moreNever have I read anything more idiotic. Doing and saying whatever it takes to make financial profit is the quintessential jewish method.
>he really thinks jews have any kind of moral code they stick to if abandoning (or even better, pretending to abandon) it makes them money
>>33488155I work as a paralegal and Iโm very happy where I am now.
WhichJRPG?? Not to shit on my own country but we are not known for making good jrpgโs..
>>33488157>what do you even do at fashion showsSocialize with people who have the same interest as you, usually there are free drinks and new clothing to look at/ buy.
I got a chainstitch embroidery on a t shirt for free last weekend snd made a friend.
>>33488150can you post the other shark with tits too
>>33488145>What instrument do you play?A few
Guitar - advanced
Piano - intermediate
Bass - enough to get the job done when writing/recording
>I have to refit most of them for obvious reasonsI'm guessing you thrift most of your stuff then?
>>33488164Socialize! I would never, hehe. jk that sounds fun.
>>33488168>everyone who calls my fat ass fat is the same guy
>>33488166noo Iโm very short..
>>33488152NTA. You don't think marketing campaigns are approved by the CEO?
I just found out you're not supposed to give blood if you take dutasteride because it can harm a male fetus. Well I need my hair, I need some extra money, and I can potentially take a future competitor out. What does game theory say here boys, do I continue to donate plasma?
>>33488169>hur it's not me again!
>>33488172Also nta, but no not every marketing campaign gets approved by the CEO particularly for a very large company like AE.
notice how there are no latina posters
>>33488170>noo Iโm very short..And? LOL
>>33488172CEOโs are known for being in touch with their marketing department
>>33488180Not enough catholic moids for them to simp over, is my guess. Unless latinas don't like those anymore?
>>33488180Different hours.
Or just lurking.
>>33488163>I work as a paralegaloh ok cool. What do you like about it?
>Not to shit on my own country but we are not known for making good jrpgโs..No kidding. And for that reason, it's mostly older JRPGs. I grew up in a PC household so I didn't play a FF that wasn't on the gameboy. I enjoyed the main gameplay of FF7R so I'm gonna try Rebirth soon after a friend strongly endorsed it after feeling the same way about Remake. But the best "J"RPG I've played in the last 7 or 8 years was Clair Obscur Expedition 33 lol. I intend to play FFX too though. I'll probably get the Tactics remake.
If I don't respond again soon, it's because I went to bed. It was nice chatting with you either way!
>>33488178What.. why do you ask?
>>33488184there are no latinas at any hour
>>33488187Anyways, I simp Marรญa Elisa Camargo
>>33488186You seem like the kind of woman who would marry another woman and have MFF threesomes, hehe.
>>33488173Women will encourage you, but not because they care about your hair or your money.
>>33488181The reason I refit clothes is not thrifting, itโs my size. Whatโs so funny
>>33488192The way you responded was kinda funny, I thought maybe you meant to reply to someone else lol. What genre of games do you usually play?
>>33488202This has made me weary and perchance I may go to bed because I have work in 5 hours.
>>33488185I like the research and investigation. Itโs like being a detective, but safer I guess. And I get to work in a nice office and wear nice clothes. What do you like with building bridges and mathing?
I played the old FF too, itโs a little too old, but FFX is so good! 7R is fine, I felt trapped in every combat room, I was
So bored in theโฆehโฆ that lab room and you have to split the team and press buttons and jump on pipes omg so boring!!!
Nice chatting have a nice night
>>33488208Second post isn't me. I'm not that short
>>33488208NTA
You exposed yo self, smolie.
>>33488190I see. Well I have porn brain so it makes sorta sense
>>33488208Iโm the 4โ10 one, not the two others
I'm getting a headache, there are too many short and sexy anonymous vixens that are confusing me
>>33488196I play action rpg for the most part. But I enjoy some Pokรฉmon, mmo andโฆ genshin donโt make fun of me I like it
>>33488217>vixensHarpies, more like
>>33488217And they are ALL mine!
> in my dreams.
>>33488222Oh yeah? Post a list then.
>>33488227>>33488225>>33488220Agreed.
I think even the lurkers left, lmao.
>>33488219>I play action rpgLike diablo/titan quest/gauntlet or something more like fallout/skyrim/witcher/nier? I love both, I've been playing through fallout new vegas again and my brother and I recently played through gauntlet legends
>genshin donโt make fun of me I like itanon I...
What phone does atoga have?
>>33488232Iphone 8, had it since junior year of high school. I live with my parents, make $80k per year, no car payment, and I refuse to upgrade
>>33488232I have a Pixel 8 Pro and I kinda hate it. I loved my Galaxy S21 FE though, and my LG phones before that.
>>33488231Anon what!
I like Nier and Sekiro, I tried fallout but itโs a very ugly game. Witcher is good, but I get bored of the gameplay
>>33488232Never owned a cell/smartphoneโฆ
>>33488232Let me check
Iphone 14 Pro Max
>>33488240>apple filename
>>33488243Oh, Iโm using an old iPad mini 5. Thatโs the only โportableโ thing I own.
>>33488247>performative contrarianism
>>33488250Happy Birthday.
Cheesecake is de wey.
>>33488089Goodnight mayoppa
>>33488244The newer ones look nice.
Still bad/confusing naming conventions.
Post hauls poorfags and breadwinners
>>33488239>Anon what!I'm gonna make fun of you >:)
>I tried fallout but itโs a very ugly gameLol, which one did you try? I'd understand if it's 3 or new vegas, there's this green/yellowish brown tint in those games that might be ugly for some, 4 doesn't really suffer from that tint issue. If you like Nier and Sekiro, have you tried Lies of P? That's probably in my top 25 games of all time (I've played a lot of games so top 25 is significant lol)
>>33488255Wife beater beer
>>33488258Iโm a lot worse than that please
>>33488124Zach told me to stop calling him
Also I was asleep so thatโs not me you schizo
>>33488255aussie pajeetslop
>>33488262Have you tried just straight up not doing it?
>>33488262I can relieve you of your misery
>>33488264I donโt think theyโre allowed to drink alcohol lol
>>33488262Do you feel extraโฆ slippery?
>>33488262>stinky femcel, no boyfriend femcel
>>33488264There was an Australian transit cop at the train station once being a bootlicker and I was feeling bold in the face of an Australian so I told him โgo back to your country โฆ Australia.โ
>>33488257Donโt make fun of me, you probably like a bad game too. Like fallout 4! Itโs so ugly, the story is so bad, the characters are hollow. Getting perks isnโt fun. I like when I went underwater with the power armor, kinda scary.
Everyone tells me to play Lies of P, itโs on my wishlist but it doesnโt look fun so idk
>>33488262Talking to handful of women at a time so that I know at least one of them is horny at a particular time that suits me and down to fuck
>>33488255>going to the store in the first placeLol, you're a poorfag pajeet.
>>33488273Theyโre disgusting people and I hate it here but the pay is good, thinking about coming back to Texas sometimes
>>33488276>Itโs so ugly, the story is so bad, the characters are hollowThat's why you have to play new vegas or 3 :D. The characters are great in both games, same with the perks.
>Everyone tells me to play Lies of P, itโs on my wishlist but it doesnโt look fun so idkJust try it for an hour and refund it if you don't like it, ezpz. What's the next game you plan on playing?
>>33488281I read that Texas is the future
>>33488280>pic rel resolution is so low because itโs been screenshotted so many times I agree being a pajeet must be suicide tier thereโs so many of them here bro they smell so bad fr
>>33488283Itโs big enough to get lost and start a new life in but I just want to plink at beer cans with cheap .22 Luger again
>>33488283This guy noted the 80 year cycles of boom/bust. Texas will distill whatโs left of American greatness
>>33488287You can tell by the veinage of their hands
women
in your expert opinion do you think ihatewomen anon has good dick
im talking that misogynistic dick
>>33488283>TX will pass CA in population by 2035Theyโre all fucking visajeet rejects from Silicon Valley that couldnโt cut it in the tech industry
>>33488287>Failed male generalNo, that's on /gif/
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>>33488284>pajeet still pretending he's not poorLMAO
Keep coping, streetshitter.
>>33488282Hm.. Iโm not into shooters but I want to try Battlefield 6. I got Baldurs Gate 3 and Metal Gear Solid 5 on my list. Is Borderlands 4 out yet?
>>33488292The femanons who like that guy are a good example of why people fall for abusers at all. Some want to be the favourite so badly that theyโll date a demon to feel like theyโre different
>>33488292Not even a little bit.
>>33488298 >he's back to larping
Lol
>>33488296Iโm not poor and definitely not indian lmao sorry your life is one big cope man but I canโt help you
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>>33488296You forgot this reflection as well, I know what your face looks like now
>>33488302Heโs self contained here and will never amount to anything let him rot lmao
>>33488304Melty melty pajeet 24/7
>>33488297I used to be big into shooters, I was top 1000 in north america for CS:GO at one point but I'm not the biggest fan of CS2 so I gave it up, you might like it tho. It's definitely not boring lol :)
>I got Baldurs Gate 3 and Metal Gear Solid 5 on my listI really want to play baldur's gate 3, I think that might be something I play around christmas time when I'm not so busy with work and I can take time away from my music to sink 100 hours into it. MGS5 is a great game, would highly recommend
>Is Borderlands 4 out yet?Nope. The disaster of 3 has my hopes pretty low for 4. Have you played borderlands 2?
>>33488292He would be a passionate and attentive lover, he just needs to meet the right person aka me
>>33488311>the larper just can't help himself
>>33488306>>33488280>>33488296>>33488304Your samefagging is obvious. You are extremely mentally ill and need help.
>inb4 screenshot showing only one (you)We all know about phoneposting and desktop posting.
>>33488289Montana is the last bastion of American greatness, tourists canโt survive there and business get shut down by biker gangs that are paid by the locals to destroy them
>>33488313What am I larping as
>>33488316Larp crew represent
>>33488316What you think women are like. Keep it up, it's very funny.
>>33488314Can I post this on my anti-indian hate channel?
>>33488320You don't have a channel you fat schizo freak.
>>33488275https://archived.moe/soc/thread/31907420/#q31911873
Now will you leave me alone?
>>33488323Nigga youโve been doing this for years???
>>33488320Put me in the screen cap fuck the jeet
>>33488310Yeah! Borderlands 2 is great, I was Siren with that instant revive skill, was so fun. I didnโt finish 3.. I donโt get CSGO but Battlefield looks more like my kind of fun and chaos
>>33488329Video games are for losers
>>33488323This will be my pillow one day
>>33488332What are you going on about?
Also, I found out today that /soc/ archives save webms. So that's neat.
https://archived.moe/soc/thread/31907420/#q31912054
>>33488331Wow so desperate.
why does my pp feel extra good when iput stuff up my boyhole?
>>33488329>I donโt get CSGO but Battlefield looks more like my kind of fun and chaosCounter strike is more tactical, team oriented and is uh, very refined I guess is the best way to put it? The core game is very simple but the more you play it, the more apparent the complexities become. Have you tried squad? You might like that if you're into battlefield
>>33488343>least attractive male hobby Yeah bro
>>33488345Youโre crushing your prostate against your sack
>>33488329NTA but playing as Salvador was awesome. Unkempt Harold + Rubi (or Grog Nozzle if it was available) was GOAT.
>>33488335The widest part of my forearm is 8 in. Also did I mention I was ovulating?
>>33488341Sorry but I'm a straight girl (female)
>>33488356Hello HRT department
>>33488335>comes to co-ed thread>vghhhhh I just hate women sooo much btw hereโs what I look like :3Cringe
>>33488357I won't even take ibuprofen
>>33488358She's been pestering me for days. I'm hoping she'll leave me alone because ignoring her hasn't worked.
>>33488363Sure thing retard
>>33488357Goddamn he actually said something funny
>>33488363While you're at it can you post a vocaroo too. You can tell me to kms if it makes it easier for you
>>33488360You wouldnโt need it if you still had a functioning cock and balls
>>33488368I will not.
>>33488356>Also did I mention I was ovulating?Why does that matter?
>The widest part of my forearm is 8 in.Circumference? That's pretty small.
I don't like ATOGA after midnight CST...
>date planned in museum tomorrow
>she says itll be crowded and wants to do something else
any suggestions?
>>33488368He wonโt post vocaroo because he hasnโt worked out the voice changed to sound female yet
>>33488347I have seen a little from squad, and they mostly lie in the grass for like 20min?
Maybe I remember a different game.
>>33488349Iโm not a male, and I donโt complain like an old bitch to random anons.
>>33488376She's going to cancel. I can feel it in my bladder.
>>33488376Grab some takeout and go to a park? And maybe afterward you can check if the museum seems crowded.
>>33488378Did your dad walk in on you playing Kingdom Hearts again?
>>33488379possible, but shes been texting me daily and talking about follow up dates as well. however she could pull a last moment "Im sick" of course
>>33488381yeah thats the same thing I was thinking, Ill do that
>>33488353Yeah I had a lot of fun with him too. Bit noisy and the screen flash like crazy when you dual wield later in the game
Some men really go their entire lives never playing team sports, joining the military, or being in a street gang. How do you not kill yourself from never feeling the sheer confidence and power that comes from being a part of a brotherhood? It's literally been an innate fundamental experience for men since our species has been a thing (the hunting party, the warband)
>>33488370I've never had cock in my entire life...
>>33488372You said you had a breeding kink in that /soc/ post
>>33488376Take her to the holocaust museum and get into heated antisemitic debates with the female tour guide (this is how we got kicked out)
>>33488388I still don't get why it's relevant. On top of the fact that that was a different time, I've said over and over that I hate women and told you repeatedly to fuck off.
>>33488383Waah old bitch desperate for attention
>>33488393Have your arms gotten any bigger since then?
>>33488387Do it while your still young, I miss military life so much but I will never go back after what itโs become
>>33488378>I have seen a little from squad, and they mostly lie in the grass for like 20min?Nah, you might be thinking of Arma. You can do that in squad but most people play a more "arcade" style that's chaotic and isn't too military sim. I must sleep now but it was nice chatting with you anon. I hope you have a nice day at work tomorrow :)
>>33488399Thanks! Have a nice day tomorrow
>>33488394Iโm still a zoomer just far more emotionally developed than you sucks to suck I guess lol
1 am is the best time to play vidya music really loud
>>33488405Kills your testosterone levels
>>33488396No idea, probably not.
>>33488406Youโd know all about that old fat nigger
>>33488407You should post another pic to make sure
>>33488410>oldThis is literally the only insult I would take offence to on this board, how the fuck are you guys still 30 and living with your parents itโs truly beyond me
>>33488404You make random comments on posts for attention. You act like a little desperate boy.
>>33488412Howโs the NPD?
>>33488413Mogged into oblivion lmao
>>33488414Made me rich so feeling proud, enjoy life passing you by with each waking day
>>33488419If you say so. Youโre a slave to your trauma.
>>33488419You are a fat, mentally ill, middle aged Indian who spends his life larping on 4chan. Can't think of a more pathetic existence than that.
>>33488413>coping pajeet cannot get any bitches: The Post
>>33488425name on, entjeet
>>33488424Whatโs it like living in Toronto?
>>33488411I'm good.
Are you sure about the measurement you did earlier? That's only very slightly larger than the thinnest part of my forearm...
>>33488423That doesnโt make any sense, have you tried not being ESL?
>>33488352wauw!!!
i kinda like it
>>33488431What's it like being so lonely that your entire existence revolves around pretending to be something you're not for the approval of anonymous strangers on 4chan?
>>33488434Uneducated too, damn
>>33488436Does your apartment block smell like curry lmao
>>33487916you have a hormonal/energy problem bro, not sure how therapy is supposed to fix that
>>33488424He wasn't even smart enough to change his name the first time he got exposed for his larping kek
>>33488443I canโt thank you enough for the views man I donโt even need to use paid ads in my videos anymore kek
I keep thinking Iโm heading east, but Iโm heading southโฆ
>>33487929Male
My parents both had real jobs that could pay the bills in their 20s
Of course, both also thought it was good to have me pull myself up by my bootstraps so instead of getting a foot in the door like everybody else I went to school with, I'm still working a dead end job trying to claw my way into something that pays an extra dollar an hour every couple years
>>33488419You reply to everyone, so pathetically desperate for attention
>>33488387I hated playing team sports when I was a kid, I was forced into it. My team bullied me and I didn't like playing anyways
Gosh damn itโs dark out here, but at the same time itโs not
>>33488459Iโm sorry you cannot find a girlfriend but thatโs not really my problem saar
>>33488432https://litter.catbox.moe/ux6h2ed8d80mi473.jpeg
Sorry it was hard to keep the measuring tape from falling off my arm. You get the gist though
>>33488485whatโs saar. you are the guy that got turned into a bitch the other day! You said you would show it to people, did you?
>>33488488Wow, smol
What's the scar from?
>>33488494Idk. Probably nicked myself while gardening
>>33487904Yes. Buy definition of the word "too".
Of course being "too" available or "too" much is dependent on the context and the individuals involved, if it's even possible to be too available. But personally I could see how it could come across as too clingy.
>>33488496I don't want to encourage you to keep replying to me, but I do appreciate the pic. It's really unfortunate that women are the way that they are. I wish I didn't have to hate them.
It's so cute when old people talk about "why haven't you found a girl yet anon" as if it was easy or something. Also how unbothered they are by height too.
>>33488028Anon, what do you think pirating media means?
>>33488502Every time I see my grandparents my grandma brings up the fact that I don't have a gf and asks me why I don't have one yet.
>>33488502It's ridiculous how you kids are obsessed with height.
is a small mouth on a man attractive or unattractive?
>>33488511It's only the foids who are obsessed. Men would be happy with any girl that likes them.
>>33488500Well I need sleep so I'm going to stop replying anyway. Goodnight anon
>>33488502Iโm the only one in my family with an education and they still give me shit because Iโm not doing masters
>>33488502The cure to make loneliness is accepting that youโre a self hating pajeet and deserve to suffer at the expense of my subscribers in a comically hilarious humiliation ritual
>>33488513Every time I see height mentioned it's always a moid.
>>33488522They see one tinder profile with a height request and then thousands of guys get triggered. Guys are size obsessed
>>33488526>Guys are size obsessedheh
yeah I listen to mommy asmr on my speakers at full volume, what of it?
>>33488522>>33488526Wrong. Go outside and talk to girls, retards. They all mention height and lust after tall guys.
>>33488512I think matching lip sizes is a crucial component of kissing compatibility between two people.
>>33488533I drive cars around very fast and blast video game music, youโre good
>>33488537interesting, never thought about something like that
>>33488539sometimes I listen to the silent hill ost at full volume!
no not the music that has lyrics no no I mean this!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dttn1nMu-Bo
>2025
>AI makes jobs and education obsolete
>inflation means just buying food alone eats up your paycheck
>nobody can afford houses or even apartments
>foids are disloyal rape victim sluts and more hypergamous than ever
>"HEY, AT LEAST WE GET TO LIVE UNTIL 80 AND GET ABUSED LATER IN THE NURSING HOME BY IMMIGRANTS"
>>33488535Iโm a woman and I talk to girls all the time, height may have been mentioned once. Now you try to go outside, weirdo
>>33488548NTA but women hate men, so none of it even matters.
Women, if you leave a chocolate in the freezer for over a week it is my right to eat it when looking for a snack.
Thank you for your attention in this matter.
>>33488506To be fair it was extremely easy in their era because society as a whole was basically built around men and women meeting each other which isn't the case anymore. Their brains literally cannot comprehend that dating would be hard, for them it's as easy as just go to whatever social events there are (there aren't social events where people mingle anymore lmao) talk to people and date, or get set up by someone.
>>33488511Yeah I wonder why lol
>>33488516Asian parents?
>>33488522The same way women obsess over clothing sizes that men do not mention. Because in an indirect way men do care about them (by liking thin women), they just aren't knowledgeable about the actual measures. Same shit with height.
Women valuing height extremely highly is like one of the most consistently studied things about attraction so dying on the hill of "women don't actually care about height at all!" is beyond silly.
I kinda feel bad about some of the things I said to femanon. I shouldn't have told her to kill herself, I just wanted her to stop replying to me.
>>33488555mhm what gave it away heeh
>>33488559I noticed that foids here always dismiss everything negative about female creatures and they feel that they must protect their tribe at all costs. For example, one anon talked about how his mother was abusive and the foid instantly started insulting him and protecting the abusive mother, without even knowing anything about him and his mother. It's exclusively a foid thing since men have no problems with calling out bad men.
>>33488572Why must you say female creatures nigga
>>33488559I'm not dying in this hill, I'm living on it.
>>33488572I saw a video of a mom screaming at her 17 year old son that she hated him and never wanted him or any of his siblings and all the women in the comments were like "What did he do to drive her to this point?"
>>33488553If you want to then sure, but odds are that I'll be wanting some too.
>>33488553NAG. No. If it's in the freezer that means it's there for long term storage for a special occasion. You leave that shit alone.
Fridge maybe, but even then I'd be pissed at you for taking my chocolate.
>>33488582The attention whoring is fine but the hypocrisy annoys me
>>33488572Should've pack-a-punched bro
Women, would you like to warm your hands between my thighs?
>>33488589It's supposed to be the other way around, who wants to touch man thighs?
>>33488591Heโs gay just let him live out his failed male fantasy
>>33488591I don't know, but women's hands are always the cold ones aren't they.
>>33488587What do you mean? I hate women, but that doesn't necessarily mean I want all of them to kill themselves.
>>33488593Youโve never been with a woman lmao
>>33488589Can I warm my feet there instead?
>>33488376start making backup plans with the bros
a flake is incoming
>>33488262>during ovulation women reach the same arousal levels Men feel all the time
>>33488539Incels shouldnโt be allowed a drivers license or access to cars
>>33488572Due to history women do feel like they're part of a collective and have to protect each other, also there's a women are wonderful effect at play so their side will always be the one people take.
>>33488609Good thing Iโm not an incel
>>33488611Sorry but you replied in under 30 seconds you are definitely and incel
>>33488572I shit on everyone thats ungrateful about their parents. Not my problem it's most often men whining about their moms because they refuse to acknowledge how much their dad was also to blame in fucking them over specifically because they are of the "men can do no wrong" pack.
>>33488616So did you, therefore
>>33488618>I shit on everyone Kek the jokes are just writing themselves today
>>33488619>ESL pajeet has no idea how to tell time Self hating projecting indian melty intensifies
>>33488626One of us stares at the thread and cares about that
>>33488593Dunno, I'm a man and everybody always tells me that my hands are colder.
Is it all indians at this hour?
>>33488627You want me to be indian like you so desperately itโs cringe
>>33488628Ahh fuck not again bbbbbrrrrraaaaappppppp shiiiiiiiittt ahhhhhhhhhh
>>33488637I will never understand your obsession with Indians
>>33488639Shit yourself dalit jeet
>>33488643Like, none of those words mean anything to me. Arenโt you like 42? Why do you act like youโre 9?
>>33488546My oneitits lives in Thailand and she keeps sending me links to buy her things on Shopee and itโs insanely cheap compared to living here
>>33488645Do you get stop searched at US border customs for carrying unhealthy amounts of cow shit cakes in your luggage?
>>33488634Lol Indian hours
UK here
>>33488616You reply to everyone, the fuck why are you so desperate
>>33488577Lol RIP
I love my mom but she would just do this after a bad day kek
>>33488660Pajeet you cannot looksmaxx your way out of being a street shitter
>>33488490This is the only one he doesnโt reply to, lol. Very telling, he had to avoid it last time too, what a bitch
>>33488546Yeah it's pretty grim kek, I don't really have any interest in participating in society anymore beyond the bare minimum
Seeing how expensive and unaffordable everything is even when you're working full-time manual labour jobs is really disheartening. What's the point in trying hard if the returns are so little?
>>33488502Lol this, when I worked in an old age home like three of the women joked I was their bf kek. They told loads of great and cute stories, and I saw their pics when they were younger some of them used to be total baddies also. Maybe their eyesight was just ass idk and I'm sure the war was shit and everything but other things seemed simpler back then
>>33488506I hate boomers for this kek, ik it's well intentioned but they're so out of touch
I don't get the appeal for waffle stompers (feet)
footfags explain yourselves now!
>entj finally stopped the pajeet from posting
Now we are back in business lads
>>33488673Looks like the little girl chased entj away again actually. Idk why but ever since she called him out heโs been weird.
>>33488670All parts of a woman can be attractive.
>>33488287Don't remind me
>>33488290Wtf what was wrong with it
>>33488262You'll get through ittt
>>33488258UK Council estate "it's coming home"-ahh beer
I usually get a crate of stella also kek
>>33488255No offense bro but this is not that impressive, you can get all this at Aldi for like ยฃ40
>>33488679Both are fuckable.
>>33488680>looks like the little girlCONFIRMED PEDOPHILE JEET DISCORD GROOMER LIVING IN TORONTO LOOOOOOOOL
>>33488679Based
Feet don't do anything for me sexually, armpits on the other hand......
>>33488694Remember the other say when she made a bitch out of you, and you said โyour audienceโ will watch it. How did it go? Itโs weird that you avoid it like the trump and epstein files
>>33488703I must lick....
>>33488250Happy birthday anon!! Hope you're having a nice day
>>33488232Samsung Galaxy S10 Lite
Motorola V220 flipphone
Had both for many years kek
>>33488679Could anyone disagree?
>>33488679I just wish men were this obsessed with other parts of my body that actually give me pleasure. Hell, I'd rather date an asshole fetishist than a foot or armpit fetishist.
>>33488718what about a pussy fetishist?
>>33488718In my case, just because I have a certain fetish doesn't mean that I would forget about you receiving pleasure. Such one-sided sex would be boring.
>>33488704Yeah, he avoids it.
He really is a bitch
>>33488712*sniffff*
>>33488715>tfw I recognise herCoomer moment
>>33488718I mean as long as you wash it I'd eat it
>>33488248Nta but not being a consooomer is "performative contrarianism" kek? Maybe he just doesn't need one
>>33488216Are you paralegal girl?
I want to date a blind girl or a wheelchair bound girl
>>33488742Same, want to make life easier for them.
>>33488723That's ideal.
>>33488726It's also common.
>>33488731I'm very good at butt prep.
>>33488043wco.tv
Though I prefer kimcartoon.com.co
If a domain has changed just Google YaarList, they keep lots of mirrors updated
>>33488250happy birthday anon!!!!!!!
i hope you have a good day :)
>>33488743Hallo
You at work today? Wearing a nice fit?
I wonder if gangsters and such will become children friendly in a few decades like pirates and the mafia became
>>33488748>It's also common.That's a shame. I wouldn't leave any part of my parter's body unattended.
>just be confident bro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzDItA4XHlU
>>33488761I'd be fine having certain parts neglected in favor of the places I actually like to be touched getting the attention.
What's the ultimate fate to be given to femcels?
my birthday was 2 months ago but um can you guys wish me a happy birthday please?
>>33488765What parts do you like gettint touched and which ones don't do anything for you?
>>33488770Sure, happy late birthday.
>>33488774Same to you, I didn't reply because I though you might have left already.
>>33488769men are conscripted for war, women should be conscripted for breeding facilities
>>33488777That's only hot in fantasies where I can make up a convoluted happy ending. Having my agency actually taken away from me sucks.
>>33488776>Sure, happy late birthday.>>33488779thanks anons!
>>33488758Working yeah. Traveling at the moment so not office dressed, Iโm wearing forest green baggy pants and a grey tank top. Gold chain and black watch, and a menโs vintage bag in corduroy, also forest green. Doing a light street wear today. Thanks for asking this is my favorite question, how are you?
>>33488770Happy (belated) birthday anon.
my birthday was 8 months ago can I get a happy birthday
>>33488759Lmao
>it's great to use maps to navigate and explore! make sure to ask a responsible adult for help to plan to your routes, so you can avoid stepping into the wrong ends and getting cheffed up by your opps and sent to the next realm>learning and counting is lots of fun! It's great to practice your times tables and fractions every day, so that if a deala is trying to stiff you at the linkup and cut your product you can eviscerate him. Also get high off your own supply - make sure to eat your 5 fruit and vegetables every day (: so you're not caught lacking with the mandem>technology is amazing in the modern day! however, it's important to keep your identity and passwords safe from scary people. Make sure to always use a burner phone you've bought on road and rotation it regularly with your friends so that if the feds are on your tail they can't put you in the pen
I orgasmed yesterday, can I get a belated "happy cumday"?
>>33488788Sure, you too. Happy late birthday. And merry unbirthday to everyone else.
>>33488788Many anons want some birthday greetings from other anons I guess, happy birthday too.
When do you know it's the right time to ask a girl our for drinks? (I only meet girls irl, no apps)
>>33488788I might as well just wish you an early birthday for the next one...
>>33488770Happy late b-day (:
>>33488774Np <3
>>33488789*don't get high lmao
>>33488790If it's so special to you, I can give you my sympathies.
Imagine if women had gspots like this
>>33488783>Traveling at the momentOh interesting, travelling for work then? Is it just like a day-trip thing or do you have to stay over? Can you tell us at all what it's for?
>this is my favorite questionAw, it's nice hearing about your cute outfits, cool that we have some fashionable anons here
>how are you?Ehh I'm alright thank you, ticking along
Need to be more productive today but might doze off a bit more...
>>33488793I would get her number first and then if she texts you back and seems keen ask if they wanna get a drink
It's like the most "casual" meetup so I wouldn't really want for a "right time", either they're down or not
>>33488789picture gangsters telling kids to avoid drugs
>>33488793As soon as possible? Dunno, in my country grabbbing some drinks is very common.
>>33488790Happy cumday ya coomer
>>33488802I mean part of the street code is to never sell to kids kek
>>33488797Wouldn't it feel like that you'd need to hide them when out in public?
>>33488790happy late cumday anon
if my birthday was in october, how long ago was it?
>>33488793That's sexual harassment, anon.
>>33488810About tree fiddy
You will die again on Halloween
>>33488798Work related yeah. Iโll be back at Thursday night, right now Iโm gonna find a spa, and do my nails heh. Be productive and then you too can get your nails done!
>>33488769How do I get a girl this pale?
>>334888153 day trip, woah. Well make tbe most of it. Nice to pamper yourself a bit!
Lol cheers, I trimmed them the other day but need to cut my toenails today prolly... exciting times...
>>33488815When you say you're travelling btw are you on transport or already at like a hotel there or something? Does your work pay for it?
>talking to a girl over app
>seems into me
>ask her out
>she cant because she has no time left after caring for her mom who is in the hospital
should I kill her mom so she can make time for me?
>>33488250Happy birthday, anon. You should check out the meteor shower
>>33488823Better yet, go to the hospital and heal her. She'll have time for you and you'll look better.
>>33488823Have some empathy
>>33488827I cant heal I can only kill
>>33488828have some empathy for (Me)
>>33488823>should I kill her momBruh...
If you like the girl then stay in touch and see how she's doing, but sounds like she's in a rough spot rn and probably doesn't have much energy/headspace for dating
Women
What does it mean when she says heโs only a โfriendโ
Opinions on horse racing? Are women bothered with the ethics?
both genders, state gender, check the last TWO digits of my list. this is now your body count. how do you feel about this? i'll have to respond after i post this
>>33488836https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aofoBrFNdg
>>33488842M
The meaning of life...
Well, it's only 42 off the real number...
>>33488842op here, m, i'll take it.
>>33488844OH BABY YOUUUUUUU
YOU GOT WHAT I NEEEEEEEEEEEED
>>33488842>42M
Did I make any friends along the way? I feel at this point I would just be bored of sex and need to do freakier shit
>>33488842M
I still need to catch up a lot.
>>33488840M
Horses are cool and women in rider's uniform are hot
Nothing wrong with horse riding but I do agree horse racing, and rearing animals just for that, seems kind of cruel...
I met a woman at pub though who works at the betting office and made some money on a race kek. But it's not something I would want to support regularly. Horses should be chillin
>>33488836cant speak for all women but maybe they dont want to kiss, fuck, or do serious lifelong relationship stuff?
>>33488840honestly ive never bothered to check it out so i dont know anything about it lol
>>33488842f
VERY concerned.
>>33488857It's where horses run and the one who crosses the finish line first is the winner
>>33488822In was on a plane, and now Iโm at a hotel. The firm cover all travel expenses, itโs not luxurious, but it is comfortable. The spa, and nails is out of my pocket, thatโs me treating me hehe.
I travel a lot, I love it
>>33488797I've realized that having consistent pressure applied to my lower tummy in combination with any sort of normal romantic intimacy gets me pretty close all by itself.
>>33488865Wow, do you like flying on the plane? I kinda enjoy it lol. That's good that they cover it all and that you enjoy travel. Treat yoself gurl. Thanks for sharing your outfit and plans again today, hope your trip goes great (:
>>33488842F
I donโt even get the question, but people say 42. Thatโs insane, but hey who can resist aaaaaall this~
>>33488842F. I'd be okay with it if all of the bodies were at once in a big gangbang that was heavily vetted and curated for my safety and anonymity. That way I reach that number without wasting a ton of my life or risking danger or disease from randos.
>>33488876I'm picturing a referee giving warnings if the guys step out of line.
Quints for cute blonde (and other hair colours) summer girls!!!
>>33488885I'd rather have sex with the referee desu
>>33488871Wow wth that is scary close omg.. I sent it to mom idk why!
I donโt enjoy flying actually, itโs loud, too many people, too much stuff going on for just a little trip, people suck, but i am short so I never run out of room and sometimes when I see some long legged freak of nature I offer my seat so they can stretch their giraffe legs. Anyways have a nice day, this was fun okay baibai mata ne
>>33488842M
Pretty good
Girls love male sluts, I think I can raise it to 43!
>>33488885I like to imagine that all the guys involved are respectful enough that they'd support the rules and discourage the other guys from doing anything out of line without the need of a referee. Like if a guy cums in my hair, the rest of them beat him up while someone carries me to the shower or something.
>>33488895>Wow wth that is scary close omgIRL anime girl lol
>am short so I never run out of roomAh yeah that must be a perk kek
Even at 5'7" economy can have little leg room sometimes
>see some long legged freak of nature I offer my seat so they can stretch their giraffe legsThat's very sweet kek
K laters, hope you find a good spa there
>>33488908Didn't you say you would leave forever yesterday, Dan?
>>33488914Who's that
Also did I
I should prolly stop neglecting real life desu
my friend always gets laid on the first date
he takes them out to dinner, then goes to a bar or club and afterwards to a hotel
works most of the time for him, but hes basically a chad
I got a second date with a girl and were going to a park then dinner. Im gonna try to get her back to a hotel afterwards, any tips?
>>33488918Nope. Don't do it. Part of "just be yourself" is "don't try to be someone else".
>>33488918>dinner>bar/club>hotelDamn that's an expensive first date bruh just to smash
>>33488921I told him the same thing. He pays for dinner too. Im a cheapskate by comparisson.
>>33488920I am myself, and I want to get laid, so Im changing my strategies
How are people racists when attractive members of opposite sex exist in that ethnicity?
>>33488923If you just want to get laid you are better off just going to a bar/club or using apps to meet slutty girls who are just looking for that too
If it's someone you're dating then I wouldn't rush things, I would gradually build the intimacy, much more romantic isn't it...
>>33488924Ive ever seen an attractive indian. even on /int/ when they tried to prove me wrong they were mid at best
>>33488930That's an indian
>>33488924If I can make a racist white guy admit that he likes black girls, I feel like I've done a service for the world.
>>33488903im the op of the question, would you let someone just watch you get gangbanged? i've also had a fantasy of watching a girl get gangbanged by like 5-10 guys in person specifically, not porn or webcam shit. something to the effect of basking in the aura of a girl receiving immense amounts of intense pleasure.
>>33488934Sounds weird. Why not be part of it if you're there?
>>33488918Iโm average and do less to get laid. I usually go to cafe/bar, sometimes they got pizza or something. While I have a hotel room we can get back to, I usually end up at their place. Itโs more about your personality and social skills than anything else.
This doesnโt sound like you, so I advice taking it slow and see where it goes
I'm a guy and I think my eyes are one of my best features. I have dark brown hair, do you think I should apply mascara? Can women tell if I am wearing a small amount? What about eyeliner?
>>33488942you know the rules moid post eyes
maybe you could get away with eyeliner but mascara will be hard
also if you see them often it only takes one slipup for them to start looking for it so why hide it?
>>33488938in reality that's what would probably happen. but in theory, doing sex stuff in a room of mostly men sounds pretty gay, which i'm not into.
>>33488932Was your uncle racist?
>>33488842Thatโs not too bad
>>33488945That's fair. The fantasy is totally different from what'd probs happen in reality.
>>33488924Lmao
Damn this girl is badd though
What the fuck is wrong with white girls?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8ryi2iBCNk
>>33488942You def can a bit but you might look a bit homo/emo
>>33488942We can tell, do what you want
>>33488941>more about your personality and social skills than anything elseNta but yeah this seems to be the case from guys I know IRL too, who "brag" about always pulling on the first date, or girls from clubs/bars. They're pretty average desu but just very charismatic and have a way with words. I could never kek and the fastest I've gone is like a kiss on the cheek on the third date kek. OP really should beee himself and take things as his and the girl's place rather than trying to speedrun towards sex or whatever which also kills the romance imo or just winds him up with a girl he's not compatible with
>>33488953is that a real shark
Any other conventionally attractive men here who are ugly purely because they are severely balding?
>>33488961No but eh there are plenty of girls out there who like/don't mind bald guys, if you are otherwise attractive you should be fine
Why does my mom only ever message me to ask me to do stupid favours for her... anyone else's parents like this...
>>33488963>out thereYeah, they live with santa at the north pole
>>33488963Hair is life. I'm literally 6'3, white, young, skinny, and still an incel because I am norwood 2.5 with thinning.
>>33488941whats words do you use when you escalate?
>>33488969Idk I know a bald guy who's like 5'6", skinnyfat and still pulls attractive girls kek
He has good social skills tho
>>33488961Conventionally attractive men could be with their gfs instead of jerking off to anime
>>33488941>>33488959If your attractive, you don't even need to date. Girls have said this before that they just fuck the hot guys and date the nice guys because they pay for everything. I look average and I had a few girls just invite me over by text. It must happen often for actually hot guys.
>>33488978>I look average and I had a few girls just invite me over by textI doubt you're average then lmao
>>33488978Average guys don't get to fuck at all, you're chadlite at least
>>33488978>they just fuck the hot guys and date the nice guys because they pay for everythingGuess I'm a nice guy RIP
>>33488961I know that feel. As much as I hate women I would never wish balding upon them. Balding feels like being raped slowly.
>>33488978Yeah, being nice gets you used and exploited, nothing new.
>>33488968Bro should get a cute elf gf then
>>33488942What is the end goal with the mascara/eyeliner though, are you trying to accentuate your eyes? Is it a personal look thing? Unless you're trying to date alt girls a lot will probably assume you're gay/emo...
>tfw relegated to 'nice guy' dating material instead of hot fuckboy material
>>33489000It's really not that black and white kek
It also has to do with how you approach and let yourself be treated by other people
I see the biologically male female experts are educating the thread.
>>33489003before you meet a girl decides to shave or not. if she shaves you may get laid. if not youre niceguy material
>>33488970We just talk, be positive and laidback. Actually take an interest in what they say. Then after a drink or two, just ask;โI canโt stay out for too long tonight, donโt know if you want to do anything but I got a hotel room nearby if you wantโ. Something along those lines and it works 9/10 times for me. I donโt see it as an escalation or finding a way to get laid. Just enjoy your time, at worst you had a nice hangout with a woman. I think people respond to this way more.
>>33489009>I got a hotel room nearby if you wantSo you book a hotel room in advance..?
>>33489009>We just talk, be positive and laidback. Actually take an interest in what they say.I already do that
Im gonna try tomorrow we'll see how it goes.
>>33488167That anon who was asking if you are bi isn't me, I went to sleep.
>>33489013Nta, I do this too but I think it's the whole excuse to bring them back part that kinda seals the deal for OP
Usually I just walk them near home and say goodbye kek
My boyfriend is going to Switzerland with his parents. What are the chances a Swiss woman will pursue him and try to steal him away from me?
He is a short skinny Arab with a pretty face, for reference. I know European women like Arabs.
>>33489020Pretty fucking unlikely kek especially if he's with his parents
I went to Switzerland once for like a week, fun time, nothing with girls happened kek
>>33488232Galaxy Z flip 4
>>334890200
>I know European women like Arabs.Only the mentally ill ones.
>>33489020Switzerland is full of arabs now, kek. He will fit right in.
man
md5: c2b1c8a55b4e010d075e2b96df4fe3cd
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I can't believe femanon fantasizes about attractive foot fetishists massaging her feet while they gaze lovingly at her face
>>33489033I don't think it's b8 kek, that's insecure BPD anon
>>33489032Lmao
>>33489005Girls can you confirm because this sounds retarded
>>33489012I travel. Or if itโs close I say I have to drive home soon, idk if you want to do something. Sometimes I ask straight up if they want to make-out, and that usually takes it to a place.
>>33489013Good luck, sheโs already there with you, nothing to worry about, enjoy yourself.
>>33489020>I know European women like Arabs.only the trashiest girls are into arabs in europe
most middle, upper or even lower class women want nothing to do with them
>>33489042Yeah itโs retarded. Go with your gut
>>33489045>I travelFor work or something? That's fair enough then
RIP the hotel room housekeeper in the morning jk
>Sometimes I ask straight up if they want to make-outThat's pretty smooth kek, gg
I could never lol
>>33489020Pretty high. I'm an incel and even I almost got accidentally laid in Europe (didn't cuz I had work to do)
>>33489040>Extremely high>>33489051>Pretty highY'all are trolling kek
>>33489053Arab with a pretty face is powerful
>>33489048I talked to a Latvian girl studying in Netherlands who said she's fucking an arab guy because he pays for everything she wants. But she said they can't date because he's a muslim.
>>33489053Euro girls are slut for chad
>>33489057exceptions exist with anything
generally nafris dont get laid in europe
seen it first hand. at best they land a half nafri girl or another nafri. the white women want blacks or white men mostly
>>33488942F find someone who does eyelash tinting instead or get a diy kit. that way you dont have to deal with washing it off because unless you get a clear mascara yes, women generally will be able to tell. the tinting will help give the illusion of eyeliner too.
my bf a 6'2 well built handsome black guy is going to america with his parents for 3 weeks
what are the chances sluts will hit on him?
women would you ever consider stepping on a guy for money?
asking for a friend
>>33489073>would you X for money?stupid question
>>33489073I'd do anything for money that wasn't illegal or destructive if I was desperate enough.
>>33489076...so the answer is yes?
>>33489085yeah now leave the thread till you can come up with interesting questions
this is like reddit tier, seriously, kill yourself
>>33488944tfw anon never posted eyes
have mine instead
>>33489073I tried switching for a bf once, and it was just embarrassing for everyone involved. So probably not, I couldn't do it convincingly.
Women won. I don't care, I'll admit it, we need women more than they need us. Men are willing to move goddamn mountains and completely change their lives for a mid woman's love and respect, whereas she will drop him the second he gives her an ick. I need you women, I fucking need you so much, you have won this war of attrition.
>>33489091the current elites are a bunch of 'evil' jews who want to weaken europe and america whilst strengthening israel, and its in their interest to keep birth rates low
if that wasnt the case, women would lose their rights rapidly and they'd be back to forced breeding machines again
>>33489087I wasn't OP I just butted in
That's kinda hot tho
What makes a question interesting to you
>>33489090Skill issue
>>33489091>I need you women, I fucking need you so muchGo make your bed bro
>>33489050They should be used to that lol
Men, if you were a businessman, would you fuck your secretary?
>>33489110yes unless i lived in western europe or the USA/canada
>>33489091Take the gachapill anon
Why do the femanons mog the manons even on 4chan?
>>33488442I had a traumatic childhood, and I dont know what else to do, my relationship is weeks from falling apart, and she want to enjoy fucking but i dont enjoy it
>>33489091Honestly I don't even believe in all this fascism, white nationalism, or redpill shit, I'm only a part of it because I have mommy issues and it makes women angry and then they give me attention.
>>33489110If she came onto me and she was hot sure
>>33489107REEEE
>>33489115Where are they mogging
Idk girls are just better or whatever
>>33489115There's a lot of sexism in the west against men
any femanons want me to fap to them btw before I take a nap
State gender
If someone paid you 10k, would you take out the trash right now? The catch: you need to throw out the trash even if the bin is half-full.
M
I couldn't do it. The trash bin needs to be full until I take it out.
I am become unmoggable, the destroyer of threads.
>>33489138Ratatata and Terasu have redpilled millions of men about women, truly based
>>33489139F, of course. I toss a half-full trash bag often enough. Sometimes stuff smells too bad to keep around.
>>33489139M
If it were 12k I'd consider it, but for 10 I'm afraid I can't be bothered.
>>33489138sure, can you do it to the fantasy of me mpreggnig you so we can both enjoy it
>>33489024>>33489031>>33489064Okay. He has reassured me that he isn't even looking because he's happy with me and his parents are around anyway, I'm just afraid of very forward women who may tempt him. I don't know what dating culture is like in the area.
>>33489039Yes...I think this may be good for me although it will be stressful the entire time. His ex was French and my last partner loved Europeans so this a deep and historical insecurity for me.
>>33489048Would they make the first move on the street? He won't be in nightlife scenes or anything.
>>33489051How?
>>33489056>>33489040This is my concern. He has such a nice smile.
>>33489057This won't be the case luckily.
>>33489071I feel bullied but can't assess the meaning.
State gender
If you wanted a government system destroyed, would you agree with the cuck โrule of lawโ way where votes would be counted, things measured, and using a scalpel instead of a chainsaw
Or would you be a chad and just burn everything down with a flamethrower like 90% of revolutionaries too
>>33488488Wow, very cute arm...
>>33489159you need to just be 100% clear and explain to him how this makes you feel and that you want him to wear a burka and not speak to any non-blood-related women over there unless strictly necessary and even then ideally have the women speak for him
>>33489146Lol understandable
>>33489140I'm not a girl >:[
>>33489158REEEE
Anyway my mom just asked me to do something else for her so I can't fap or nap, kms
>>33489159>I'm just afraid of very forward women who may tempt himThat's not going to happen lol, the Swiss are pretty reserved and polite
Itโs stupid that my boobs look the nicest right before or during my period and almost completely flat when Iโm ovulating. Shouldnโt they be bigger when I am trying to attract a male?
>>33489159>How?I got hit on on a bus station by a cute girl but I was commuting so I couldn't go to her place. In hindsight I still feel bad about not asking for her number
>>33489020You donโt trust him lmfao thatโs the bigger issue than some mythical man stealing European woman. No one wants your man girl you barely want him
>>33489168Oh, thought you were the same anon calling the other one a moid therefore girl.
Sorry ;;
Your eyes are stunning.
>>33489168>>I'm not a girl >:[youre the armposter? thats a MALE arm?! oh my god get mpregged IMMEDIATELY
>>33489170You can get a man by just going outside and asking out the first lone man you see, fucking dumb cunt.
>>33489170Lucky you. My nips just puff up like a cartoon with no change in the shape of my tits.
>>33489176I tried that and it didnโt work
>>33489181Oh do they also hurt when youโre on your period though? Mine get fuller but super tender
>>33489020i would be worried personally, the swiss are extremely treacherous, even more so than the dutch
even if he didnt mean to cheat they might swindle and hoodwink him into it
>>33489174No I'm eyeposter kek, my arm is hairy
>>33489173Uwuu you flatter me
Anyway gtg for a bit
>>33489186this ones going in my "atoga moids sleeper hotties" folder
Having a "boyfriend" means getting constantly mogged by porn bimbos he masturbates to and resents you for not looking like them
>>33489183They're always pretty sensitive, but soreness of my chest in general is pretty rare even on my period.
I think I might actually be getting married and Iโm scared. Never thought it would happen.
But Iโve been with this girl for over a year now and we both agree we want to go all the way together. I drunkenly told her Iโd propose before the end of the year and now sheโs all excited and doing her nails and talking about engagement rings and weve been looking around.
But Iโm scared. Iโm like 80-90% yep sheโs the one and Iโm ready and the other part is like holy fuck is this right am I actually going this? Is that normal?
No man with a girlfriend actually watches porn
>>33489192Lord I pray a man like this never finds me
>>33489194Another male lie
Women, you will miss me when youโre 80 and I died 15 years ago
>>33489194Anyone in this thread smoke crack
>>33489188I better be there
Hey Iโm about to lose $800 down the drain
Can someone reassure me about this I know it happens but itโs still a lot of money
>>33489188Ayy is this baddie "too hot for men" anon kek
I've decided to get dick this weekend. Is it more pathetic to find a random guy or to ask an old fwb out of nowhere?
>>33489204$1680 for me just earlier and I'm fine
why?
cause I'm debt free. once it's done it's done.
>>33489207I paid an OF girl for one month of gf experience texting and phone call but sheโs ghosted me
>>33489213even though I don't approve of what you're doing, the old fwb is safer and healthier
>>33489206you tell me, pudding
>>33489213Don't think either is "pathetic" but depends how much you liked the FWB ig
>>33489204Shit happens anon but you will recover trust x don't cry over spilled milk and that just look to the future and grinding, you got this
>>33489194You say that and I personally haven't when dating but I'm sure some do
>>33489188Also I just had to Google what a "sleeper hottie" is lmao
>>33489192It's normal to be a bit scared of such a huge decision and life transition, but listen to that 80-90% of yourself that's telling you she's the one and you're ready
>>33489192>for over a year>getting marriedDon't get married in 2025 unless you're literally childhood sweethearts. The wedding will be a money drain and the divorce in a few years will be stressful and fuck up your finances.
>>33489189You shouldn't stay with someone like that anon who doesn't value you...
>>33489222Sup queen
>>33489207My roommate fucked me over and now I have to pay his rent
>>33489216Iโm also debt free and in the grand scheme of things I guess itโs not so bad. But man it hurts
What happened to you?
>>33489217but valued customer, that IS the most authentic girlfriend experience our salon offers! *audience laughter*
>>33489213fwb is slightly better
cant you just ask a friend to set you up with a new guy whos still safe
How do I stop feeling so sorry for myself and jealous and bitter to other couples?
>>33489227>What happened to you?long story. I tried trusting somebody again. Learned my lesson.
>>33489233Funny how the emotional betrayal isnt enough, they always betray us financially too. Sorry anon hope that money gets back to you in some shape or form
>>33489223>normal to be scared Yeah itโs unreal like itโs actually going to happen
>>33489230You don't, you just learn to turn in into background noise.
>>33489230It's a cope but I just convinced myself that it's a waste of time, you probably would be miserable having to grind to become a normie and sacrifice so much of your time and energy for somebody even if they're a baddie. Cats are much better and won't leave you (hopefully)
>>33489196>>33489198Don't hate me cuz I'm right
Women are a myth that was debunked in 2015
>>33489239Sounds like she's really excited and into it too
Do it for us incels kek, don't chicken out
>>33489213Why don't you just find a boyfriend
Anyone bought clothes from Temu? Is it worth it? A girl I dated told me that the material is shit but it's cheap.
>>33489262Yeah, don't except them to last very long lol but otherwise the value is pretty good
>>33489262I donโt think itโs worth it, that stuff is covered in lead and asbestos
>>33489230The non-meme answer is to try to become more content in your own life, grateful for the other things you have and can do
If it's still eating at you though then time to improoov and put yourself out there for dating
>tfw realistically if I committed to improooving my shambles of a life, I probably still wouldn't be able to get laid/a gf before becoming a wizard
Is it even still worth trying at things like a career also if you're going to be so behind everyone else and people will think it's weird and creepy, or is it worth trying anyway
>>33489262Crap clothing designed to be worn for photographs, because all people care about is how things look in 2D after filters now.
>>33489265I need some new undies and a few shirts. It seems very tempting to get 5-10 pieces for cheap. How long did your clothes last? I hate going shopping for clothes.
>>33489266Isn't that a meme?
>>33489282From what I've heard from others it can be really hit or miss with the quality of the clothes and how long they last
I also hate clothes shopping but I would still recommend thrifting desu or getting stuff second hand on Vinted (except the undies cause that's kinda gross lol - most of my boxers are from Marks and spencer's lmao, I would spend a bit more on quality stuff for that)
>>33489192>Is that normal?Completely normal, yes.
>>33489277Nevermind ignore my post I was crashing out cause my mom was being mean to be on the phone
Time to become the villain again
>>33489170Kek just find a guy to get you pregnant, they might end up just 1 cup bigger but still get flatty and saggy if you dont work them out
>>33489189Possibly you have the wrong boyfriend. Or possibly he has the wrong girlfriend.
>>33489139>If someone paid you 10k, would you take out the trash right now?M. I'd do a lot more than that for 10K.
>>33489189Does any woman actually think they're getting mogged by porn bimbos? Do you really think if your bf jerks it to a porn bimbo that he's resentful you don't look like that? Men don't do sexual desire like that, sure maybe you get resentful about your man because he's not the billionaire werewolf from your porn, but men's attraction is basically a sawed off shotgun, it's pretty wide and it doesn't discriminate much.
>>33489110>Men, if you were a businessman, would you fuck your secretary?No. Lawsuit waiting to happen.
>>33489110If she was also my wife.
>>33488788My birthday is in 4 weeks actually. Iโm going on a cruise.
>>33489073it's not very hard to do.
>>33489298Same kek
I have like -1500 in my account rn, I'd do a lot for 10k...
>>33489189Is the boyfriend in the room with us?
>>33488918>Im gonna try to get her back to a hotel afterwards, any tips?If you have to try, then don't. It's pointless unless she's so enthusiastic about it that there is no effort involved.
>>33489213Iโm usually doing FWB so that one
>>33489299No. We donโt think that.
>>33489213Safer and more reliable to ask a fwb
Single girls: are modern men just not boyfriend material enough for you to snatch one?
>>33489299>men's attraction is basically a sawed off shotgun, it's pretty wide and it doesn't discriminate much.(NTA) If it is your goal to make women like men more, saying things like this won't help.
>>33489311Are you the guy or girl in this sitch
State gender
Would you agree that people in socialist countries and socialist officials hate autistic people more than Americans?
>>33489314Iโm too ugly for men to bother with me
>>33489319Babe where u @ let's get a coffee
>>33489317M
I wouldnt' know about socialist officials, America has, and has always had going back to the colonial period, a much higher tolerance for unusual or eccentric public behavior, in fact many of our most beloved folk heroes are people that would have been exiled or shunned in any other country. Most American officials are also dealing with pretty annoying and awful people on a daily basis, so an autistic guy is probably far from the worst person they're going to see that morning.
A socialist country probably has a higher value on public conformity, and their officials are probably overwhelmed and underfunded and mostly dealing with trying to get the poor basic necessities, so if a family of five needs bread and an autistic needs bread... well, only so much bread to go around sperg.
>>33489324> America has, and has always had going back to the colonial period, a much higher tolerance for unusual or eccentric public behavior,Lol, lmao even !
>>33489319What about all the men who you dated before?
>>33489326A guy like Johnny Appleseed or Emperor Norton would have been beaten to death by an angry mob in most European nations of the time.
>>33489330Or eaten like that one prime minister.
Femanons, I shall now proceed to mock you.
>>33489319>I'm too ugly to put in zero effort in dating and have a line of suitors wanting to be with metragic, truly tragic, you might have to try talking to men or growing a personality.
>>33489342Great band.
Who's next is my favorite album of all time
>>33489345I have a pretty good personality I think but I panic a little when I talk to men so they donโt care
>>33489344Go ahead. Here's some easy material:
>my height>my flatness>my uggo pussy>my lack of a degree higher than associates despite pursuing higher education for over a decadeI can offer more.
>>33489347As long as you don't break down completely, I'm sure most men would find endearing that panic a bit.
I'm the most degenerate coomer ITT and I'd never consume porn with a girlfriend.... I can't take girls seriously who say men in relationships consume porn, think about it rationally, forcing your girlfriend to even ASK you to stop watching porn is extremely humiliating and hurtful, it's something no man who cares about their partner would want them to go though... Therefore I can't take men watching porn seriously
>>33489342You've never had a bf?
>>33489349Tell me about what is wrong with your pussy so I can make fun of you better.
>>33489349Change of plans, I shall proceed to encourage you. Love yourself.
>>33489213>foids wanted equal rights for hundreds of years>now that they have equal rights and all the education in the world, they reverted back to the stone age dating tactics of being a cumrag to the tallest and strongest man aroundKek, this is why nobody takes females seriously.
Do your toenails ever get so long your shoes donโt fit
>>33489351Besides the onahole this looks eerily like my kitchen in my rave days kek
>>33489360ew no. sounds like a foid problem.
>>33489350They donโt they just walk away
>>33489352No
>>33489351Not sure how many girlfriends you've had, but having had multiple year+ relationships with dating between, all dating as a guy is humiliating and disrespectful, it's difficult to ask for or enforce any kind of reasonable boundary and women are inundated with ego fluffing pop culture and friends that tell them that even the most reasonable requests on your end should be refused. In that spirit my philosophy has been that if she wants lifestyle compromises from me, the answer is generally going to be no, and she can figure that one out on her end.
>>33489360Uh no lol, they don't grow that fast, I try to trim regularly
>>33489364Then I think that your problem may be more than panicking a bit. What happens when you do that?
>>33489365>having had multiple year+ relationships with dating betweenHow did you do it bro ;_;
>>33489366Good morniiiing
>>33489360No, but they do hurt sometimes after a while.
>>33489366Good morning!
How does one make any kind of fucking appointment anywhere if you work weekdays 9-5 and everywhere is only open when youโre working
>>33489365>all dating as a guy is humiliating and disrespectfulI mostly always had a nice time dating in the past, I just couldn't keep anyone interested for anyth serious
>>33489372I have a high earning and socially prestigious job and most of my idiosyncrasies don't present until you've been with me for a while. About the only negative I can say about my appearance is that I'm short as shit and live in an area that's also about 3 inches taller than the national average, but most women are still shorter irl so it usually still works.
>>33489382If they offer it, use PTO or sick time. Sucks ass, I know. If you're part time, ask for a specific day off in advance and set up you appointment. If they schedule you that day anyway, well shit. I would call off.
Is 70k a year a good salary
>>33489384>high earning and socially prestigious job>good looking >masks well Ah k fair enough heh
What idiosyncrasies do you have?
>>33489387Depends a lot on where you are. In rural Nebraska? Yes. In San Diego? No.
>>33489387Sounds great to me (but I'm poor and not American)
>>33489382Are you able to take like a morning/afternoon off or would your work let you pop out of work for a bit if you were to get an appointment (or could you at least step out to take a call if its a telephone appointment)?
Some clinics I worked at did some extra evening and weekend morning clinics but... yeah it really sucks and I do empathise. Don't be shy about calling the place back to try and rearrange the appointment or see if anything else comes up if it's inconvenient for you. Where I worked if someone was on a waiting list I offered all the times I could and if they couldn't make any we kept them on the list and called if there was a cancellation or more appts came up
I got more pussy when I was a loser. Now I work and get ghosted or left after a few dates.
No question for the opposite gender, just whining. I want to fucking kms so I don't need to work later.
Also, fuck avoidant bitches. You belong in camps where you can't bother the rest of us.
>>33489356Dark, prominent lips, constant discharge.
>>33489394At least you got pussy at all kek
Idk keep at it, sounds like you are maybe down on your luck atm, gotta try keep a positive attitude where you can
Also eh, avoidance is shitty to deal with
I hate children. Having them is morally wrong. You should know. I could never bring another human being to suffer the same way as you me and billions of others have.
How do I fake a positive covid test?
>>33489394>Also, fuck avoidant bitches. You belong in camps where you can't bother the rest of us.So true king
My life is a mess and my mom is mean where tf is the fairy godmother when you need her
>>33489357No. Come on, I was ready to be torn down. Do it.
>>33489401Use a photo
>>33489398Whenever I give the means of doing so in introvert spaces I get angry reactions. I'm also neither ugly nor attractive but I groom a lot.
>>33489399Correct
>>33489403Don't call me king, homo
>>33489406If you say so. Use something else to be mean, then.
>>33489388sometimes I get up in the middle of the night to work out for a few hours, I spend a lot of time in my shed on various projects while playing various folk and bluegrass music, and I hate when anything in my kitchen is put in the wrong place, there are lot of others, but the gist is a lot of things a woman thinks are cute for the first two months tend to get on their nerves and they seem to expect their mere presence will cause me to become more normal which isn't the case.
>>33489399It wasn't supposed to be this way.
>>33489407>but I groom a lotOh well that's not good bro
>>33489415That does seem a bit crazy tbf, are you autistic/adhd or smth
>>33489394>I want to fucking kms so I don't need to work later.Okay, one, two, three.
>>33489394Working sucks ass but being broke and jobless sucks more
Wish I had a job rn
>>33489405Alright, if you say so, I'll warn you that I'll be cruel. Although I don't know if I can make you feel any worse than your genetics already did. I mean, nobody expects women to be tall, and still you're notably short. Maybe short enough that I could bump you and push you to the floor without actually seeing you? I don't know how a relationship with someone with that heigh would even work, although I guess that's the least of your problems.
Flat to boot, do you look like a kid or something? I'm sure that some people would be able to ignore your height, but if you're flat you're beyond saving. Do guys steal glances at you? Can you imagine them fondling your chest with desire? Guess not.
And if that wasn't enough, apparently you have a dirty, disgusting pussy.
>>33489397 With dark, big lips and constant discharge? Gross, like the pussy of an used up whore. The idea that I could meet up a girl, take off her underwear and see something like your pussy is grotesque.
But all of that could maybe, just maybe, be excused if you were smart or had a interesting personality. But apparently you don't even have that. You've been studying for over a decade and you still haven't made any progress besides associate? Are you lazy, dumb or both? Not onl your body has nothing worthwile, apparently doesn't either. And you said that you can offer more things to mock you? How in the actual fuck is that possible?
>>33489418Groom myself. Not other people.
>>33489420I said "want to". I'm old enough to know I'm a pussy and my attempts years ago are as far as that gay shit goes
>>33489397You forgot the HPV.
>>33489424Oh right lmao
What kind of grooming
>>33489421Nah I miss it. I partied, fucked, had fun for a year or two.
>>33489426Hair, face, clothes that look casual but somewhat fit. Getting laid is just socialising. Do lots of that with people. Especially normies, even though they're frustrating.
I need to cancel a trip and have insurance, whatโs the best option for cancelling? Waiting for day of and saying Iโm ill? Covid test?
>>33489423Thanks, I got close.
>>33489349>my lack of a degree higher than associates despite pursuing higher education for over a decade..How?
>>33489433Nice, if you give me more material I don't mind a round 2.
>>33489430>Getting laid is just socialising.Bleh I'm not very good at this
Can't you still party on the side of working tho?
Why is BBC posting so common, especially here. I never understood it, it comes across as a weird psychosexual obsession, is it a self insert thing? Sometimes it's just a disembodied dick that's darkskinned, why not just color it grey so any guy can self insert?
>>33489418>AutisticIt does seem to run in the family, but I don't think I'm autistic, I'm pretty good in social situations
>ADHDI don't think I have a problem focusing on stuff, I can sit and read for hours or work on building a chair or something. I'm pretty sure I'm just really weird and set in my ways.
Women, could you ever find it in your heart to love a chuddy rapscallion?
>>33489439Socialising takes practice. Or liquor.
Just keep doing it until you accidentally fuck some equally autistic woman
>>33489445>Or liquor.That's a problem for me, I usually get too drunk and it turns off girls if anything
I ruined some things bc of alcohol
Sober me is too awkward and shy though
Guess I'll die alone lol
Still if you want to do that stuff again on the side of working I don't see why you can't?
>>33489448I can, it just isn't working. I'm on a bad run of getting ghosted etc right now.
>>33489425If that was more of an issue, I'd have mentioned it. Unfortunately for this exercise, it's functionally unimportant since nobody knows about it at a glance nor cares once it's explained.
>>33489436I keep getting more associates degrees instead of building on the foundations that I set.
>>33489437I don't have time to try again, but I'll keep that in mind and keep a more comprehensive list on hand.
>>33489452>nor cares once it's explainedI dread this. It would be rude but I would have to decline if someone told me
>>33489314>Single girls: are modern men just not boyfriend material enough for you to snatch one?The boyfriend material ones are already boyfriends to some other girl. I found just one actual boyfriend last year, but he straight up told me he doesn't think he's able to feel "in love" so I dumped him. Still regret that desu.
>>33489456That's fair. After I've explained how I was born with it, how it presents, and how it has worked with partners in the past, I haven't dated someone who was outwardly opposed to being physical.
>>33489459I think the exact same thing about women desu
>>33489452>I keep getting more associates degrees instead of building on the foundations that I set.What subjects? You must have quiet a resume by now
State gender
How often do you have sex?
Guys what if I kill myself :) because Iโm so tired
>>33489456She lies about it. She says it's transmitted by kisses on the cheek and you can tell when you've cleared the virus even though no tests exist for that.
>>33489470F
Once in my life time hopefully never again
>>33489465Whaaa?
>>33489470Never have.
>>33489471Sure, come with me.
>>33489467Photography, early childhood development, and general science. Also certification in a few specific things related to childcare, clinical care, and laboratory work.
>>33489470F
Maybe once a week
But I suck dick almost every day
>>33489470>>33489477>State genderOh shit right, F.
>>33489397It's established I'd still thrash it. However, I'm a whore and you're an avoidant attacher
>>33489470Not for a month. Sometimes once a month, but was a virgin into my 20s because I got molested.
I want to eat a child. Does anyone know any good recipes? How about little boy soup with vegetables or little girl ribs in their own blood sauce? Theyre tender I heard
>>33489474>anon lies confidently again>>33489484What does that mean?
>>33489487Over a month*
Mobile posting is gay
>>33489491It means fuck shit
>>33489470M
its been like 5 years at this point
>>33489492He looks like a homeless person
Should I start planting seeds that I met someone better than my current gf or wait until I can just pull the plug entirely?
>>33489351True. Men in relationships with mismatched sex drives are either turning their women off willingly so that they can jerk off, or they are gay.
>>33489491https://archive.4plebs.org/adv/thread/33414874/#q33415438
>>33489317What's the sitch with socialist countries and autism?
>>33489512>do you have a gf?Currently single
>>33489513why did your last relationship end?
>>33489516She cheated on me.
>>33489509>turn down your bf/husband multiple times in retarded power plays>this must be a 4D chess move by him to trick me into being retarded so he can jerk off!That's a new one.
>>33489490You should look into picrel
>>33489518:c im sorry anon
>>33489510Good of you to include the rest of the context with that link, which explains the specifics of a viable scenario of transmission. "A kiss on the cheek" was a misrepresentation of the statement. Also retesting for HPV to see if it's still active isn't uncommon at all.
>>33489526Comfort me with a pic of your boobs, maybe?
>>33489521All the girls I really liked already had boyfriends. Afterwards I guess I kind of gave up and focused on myself.
>>33489526That other anon wasn't me.
Yeah dating sucks, and most people I match with just want to hook up.
>>33489528no but i may schlick to your hands or face instead
How did people here find boyfriends/girlfriends ? I cant even find anyone especially not my age
>>33489534aw man
well can you still post hands or face
>>33489533you too
>>33489527You said
>implying most of the anons here don't already have it from kissing their relatives on the cheek as kidsExplain how "a kiss on the cheek" is a misrepresentation of your statement.
>Also retesting for HPV to see if it's still active isn't uncommon at allExplain how your male sex partners been tested for HPV.
Women how bad is my pet conspiracy theory.
>the official narrative that killer whales in the wild have never attacked a human is wrong, they are just smart enough to not get caught
And do you agree?
>>33489540Political fundraiser, the organizers usually seat all the single people together.
>>33489540I ask out women
>>33489546But then you have to give money to a politician.
>>33489547LIARLIARLIARLIAR I HATE YOU GUVK GUVK YOU FIVK YOU FUCK YOU I HATE YOI
>>33489545I'll give you credit for your theory being somewhat original and not involving Jews for once.
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>>33489541Sorry, I don't want to post my face rn. I posted my hand the other day, here it is.
>>33489541>well can you still post hands or faceNo...
>>33489546Im in Eastern Europe and all the good girls get taken forever at 15.
>>33489547Women my age think they are too good or too mature for me. Kinda comical since Im more educated than them.
>>33489552nails could use a trim but nice fingers
>>33489548Oh believe me I hated the guy, and I didn't exactly shed a tear when he lost, but when one political party controls 90% of your local area and you want to be in the club you go to those events and you pay $500 for a shitty steak.
>>33489556Yeah, exactly what I said when I posted it, I already trimmed my nails. Thanks.
>>33489520>be so exhausted by "womanly duties" that I have no sex drive and have forgotten why I liked him in the first place because no dates/princess treatment>turn him down repeatedly>men think oh so maybe that's just a part of relationships, nothing to do about it, if I whine about no sex it won't change, instead of talking and connecting with their wife>"Welp better pick a few OF/Porn actresses/strip clubs to take up intrest in or I'm going to go crazy."
>>33489553i tried ;( i shall accept the rats as payment
>>33489568I don't know what any of this means
>>33489551Ok but do you believe it?
>>33489568I'm not a doctor, but I think that's a good thing.
I commited to something and now i regret it
What do people do on destination vacations? I want to travel somewhere, but I'd have to do it alone because no-friends and when I think of where I'd go I just realize everything will be the same anywhere. I could go like, idk, visit the Eiffel tower and all I'd get out of it would be that I could later tell people I saw the Eiffel tower to seem marginally more interesting, but I could also just lie and get the same thing out of it because I don't actually care about seeing it. Eiffel tower is just an example though, applies to most things.
>>33489568That's pretty low but as long as you're not getting dizzy when you stand up you should be fine.
>>33489480How bad is your debt?
>>33489563It's been explained to death at this point why "choreplay" doesn't work and usually results in less sex, essentially women can only appreciate grand one time gestures, if you do something every day/week a woman will not count it as a "chore" so you get situations where the man comes home and cooks and cleans but his wife sitll thinks she's doing all the housework because she changed the toilet paper tube once so in her mind it's "Me 1 chore, him 0 chores"
>>33489467Anon, school is not a good resume item past a certain point.
>>33489571It's okay, just google man hand and you'll get 7 billion results
Good morning atoga. I had matcha for the first time for breakfast, itโs pretty good
>>33489593Performative male labubu pilates dubai chocolate feminist lit rizz party
>>33489596My work got it for me :(
>>33489593One day I asked for sumatra and they gave me matcha and it taste like fish and was green and I assumed the barrista was poisioning me cause I got blue eyes
>>33489545Nah, humans are equivalent to junk food for killer whales. The reason we have those few deaths is keeping them in captivity, definitely. But also, we don't have people diving with body cams in areas where they are where we can also recover body cam footage after they get eaten.
>>33489470F. It was once a week until 2 weeks ago. Now, never.
>>33489586I'm saying you need to go beyond "choreplay" and actually care about your wife's efforts and treat her nicely. Such as making time to spend it with her doing something she likes. If your wife doesn't even know who she is anymore then you've gone too far and are likely in divorce limbo already. Seen it a few times.
>>33489599Ok but animals in the wild starve and may need to eat junk food.
>>33489540F. I was celibate for 6 years. For most of those years I wasn't trying, then I tried the whole "join activities" thing but they're full of people already in relationships. Found someone off here, atoga, who I'm still seeing. He encouraged me to join the apps. Took about a year, on and off, to find a man who actually wanted a relationship.
>>33489610Ok, but it's not like we chip our junk food so we can figure out if it's getting eaten.
I assume maybe we could recover a digested tracking chip in whale poop.
>>33489568it is possible you have a brain hemorrhage presenting as profound mental retardation which i am diagnosing from you taking a picture like a retard so i cant read the bpm
it looks fine though unlike your nails
>>33489543>Explain how "a kiss on the cheek" is a misrepresentation of your statementYou posted the archive link. You can read the reply chain and see the specifics of the conversation. I'm not doing your homework for you.
>>33489543>Explain how your male sex partners been tested for HPVNo idea. I'd imagine they were never tested or at most they had their peehole swabbed or something. Like I say all the time, they all must get it and show no symptoms, since I've never heard of any ex ever having issues related to it.
>>33489585I'm not in debt. I used grants, scholarships, and my own money to pay for my education.
>>33489607Honestly I've always had the opposite problem where I'm up since 6 and between kids, housework, and regular work I'm lucky to get to sit down by around 9:30 or 10 and then she tries stupid woman tactics to initiate a round where I'm going to be doing all the work, then claims I must have low T or not be attracted to her when I'm asleep by the time she's managed to get over her ego and just tell me what she wants.
Women:
Is a lisp a dealbreaker for you?
What about a big nose?
Have you ever seen a guy you didn't find a attractive get /fit/ and then you suddenly wanted to fuck him?
>>33489622>What about a big nose?Nag
I have learned women find unique noses hot (unless you are disfigured I guess), but I got quite a bump on my jolly and have been told it's attractive.
Guess it's a form of manly/brutal looking thing.
When do men hit the wall? Iโm 25 and I feel like I wonโt be able to find a good woman
>>33489622>Is a lisp a dealbreaker for you?Depends on the severity.
>What about a big nose?Nah
>Have you ever seen a guy you didn't find a attractive get /fit/ and then you suddenly wanted to fuck him?Nah.
>>33489616You will never be a doctor
>>33489620It sounds like she needs a reset desperately. You're lucky she's just angry at you because she still cares, bro. Don't let her go quiet. A little starbies coffee and cake pop, some forehead kisses, and a rose go a long way. Try to make plans to get a babysitter when you're able so you can have a breather.
>>33489628hang it up with dignity unc
>>33489622No to all three
But when you slept with him twice, what was the conversation like? Or, did he just tell you
>be quiet or I will hurt you
And the second time you knew better?
>>33489622>Is a lisp a dealbreaker for you?I'm not sure. How difficult is it to communicate? I don't think so anyway, I've hated hard of hearing people.
>What about a big nose?No.
>Have you ever seen a guy you didn't find a attractive get /fit/ and then you suddenly wanted to fuck him?No.
Wish I had my fathers huge nose. Like Cyrano de Bergerac. I have davids nose however.