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Anonymous No.33490072 >>33490227 >>33490474 >>33490755 >>33490898 >>33493733 >>33494832 >>33494970 >>33500824
Should I get in a serious relationship with an escort?
This is a serious no bait no bullshit post. I got a happy ending message some weeks ago shortly before going on a long vacation with my family. After the happy ending finished I got her number and jokingly said maybe she could be my girlfriend and she said "teehee maybe :)". Well long story short we have been texting and calling back and forth while I have been on vacation and she wants something very serious, is talking about marriage, and wants to take an Uber almost 2 HOURS to the airport to see me at 11 PM when I get home from vacation. I'm going through college right now and looking for work, I am not super stable career wise and I am going on deployment for 9 months come January. She is Asian and very pretty and sweet but doesn't speak the best english. Talking to her on the phone can be tough because I have a hard time understanding a lot of what she says.

What should I do in this scenario? Should I tell her to not Uber all the way to the airport to see me? I also have to leave the next day in the evening for 4 days for army battle assembly and I'm not sure what she is gonna do. She said she is fine staying in my house but I am kind of skeptical to do that for a girl I hardly KNOW. What do I do?
Anonymous No.33490078 >>33490653
Also, she quit her job at the message parlor for me.
Anonymous No.33490082
Also also, I head back for vacation tomorrow (Tuesday)
Anonymous No.33490084
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Anonymous No.33490116
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Anonymous No.33490137
Bunp
Anonymous No.33490191
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Anonymous No.33490227 >>33490271 >>33490282
>>33490072 (OP)
hmm given that she's probably vietnamese forced to be a hooker by some really nice guys i think you should consider marrying her. also give up college and get a decent job at mcdonalds and let her pursue her career for gods sake. btw what's her hourly rate ?
Anonymous No.33490271 >>33490345
>>33490227
She charged 200$
Anonymous No.33490282 >>33490345
>>33490227
She says she wants to start a business with me
Anonymous No.33490336
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Anonymous No.33490345 >>33490365
>>33490282
>>33490271
is she at least hot or does she look like an old used hag ? what kind kf business ? she wants you to pimp her ?
Anonymous No.33490365
>>33490345
She is actually quite good looking. She said she wants to start a wellness business with me and I run the business side of things. Fucking crazy I know
Anonymous No.33490474 >>33490480
>>33490072 (OP)
She wants money from you. She thinks you will give her more money (enough to start a business) if you are her boyfriend/husband than if you're a client.
Anonymous No.33490480 >>33490493 >>33490602
>>33490474
She knows I'm in college right now and probably not super wealthy. I think she just wants a more stable life honestly
Anonymous No.33490493 >>33490538
>>33490480
>more stable life
yeaa no... also doesnt matter that youre in college, she probably didnt even understand you properly but even if she did you're still a white dude and probably richer than she is or has a potential to be and she found someone who in the future might earn good money and is willing to accept her fucking around.
Anonymous No.33490538 >>33490664
>>33490493
She already has a hotel booked for tonight and has an Uber ready to go. I guess I could tell her to kick rocks and get lost if worse comes to worse but she is making a huge commitment to come see me
Anonymous No.33490602 >>33490624 >>33490641
>>33490480
She'll still get more money from your this way.
Anonymous No.33490624
>>33490602
I'm so lost. Do I ditch her?
Anonymous No.33490641
>>33490602
I'm not gonna be able to give her that much money for now I hope she realizes that
Anonymous No.33490653 >>33490663
>>33490078
>Also, she quit her job at the message parlor for me.
You are so dumb dude. You ruined her life for nothing if you don't want to marry her, LMFAO
Anonymous No.33490663 >>33490668
>>33490653
Lol it was her choice.
Anonymous No.33490664 >>33490680 >>33490807
>>33490538
>She already has a hotel booked for tonight and has an Uber ready to go. I guess I could tell her to kick rocks and get lost if worse comes to worse but she is making a huge commitment to come see me
LMFAO of course she would.

She found a sucker to marry her after she fucked around with BBC.

I mean, you already made her quite the job, there's not much you can do now.

You either be a men and see through the end, or be a bitch and made her quit her job and future for "Tehee le joke" LMAO
Anonymous No.33490668 >>33490687 >>33490807
>>33490663
>Lol it was her choice.
I agree, but there's things you don't joke around hoes. Which is, marriage. They are desperate and probably mentally ill, so this is such sensitive topic.
Anonymous No.33490680
>>33490664
I did not make her quit her job. She did that out of nowhere. I was willing to take things slow. I have no problem telling her to get fucked
Anonymous No.33490687
>>33490668
I told her I did not wanna marry right away and that I am gonna take things slow. She didn't care
Anonymous No.33490755 >>33490807
>>33490072 (OP)
>relationship
>prostitute
OP is a retard confirmed
>no bro she's different bro
OP is a retard confirmed
>bro she really loves me bro
OP is a retard confirmed
>bro I know how this sounds but
OP is a retard confirmed
>bro she's different bro this is real
OP is a retard confirmed
>bro okay maybe she'll fall in love with me too
OP is a retard confirmed
Anonymous No.33490807 >>33490825 >>33490923 >>33491291
>>33490755
>>33490668
>>33490664
I just told her I would love to be with her but got lots of shit I need to sort out (college, deployment coming up) and may not be the provider she's looking for. I also just said I can't guarantee when I'll get marrier
Anonymous No.33490825 >>33490939
>>33490807
>and may not be the provider she's looking for
I think she is looking for a boyfriend pimp, not a provider. she told you about business, have you asked for details?
Anonymous No.33490898
>>33490072 (OP)
>This is a serious no bait no bullshit post
then you're very retarded
Anonymous No.33490923
>>33490807
>I just told her I would love to be with her
Honestly? I would never settle down for a whore, you are condemning your future kids for a life of suffering
Anonymous No.33490939 >>33491179
>>33490825
>>have you asked for details
She barely speaks English so it's hard talking to her
Anonymous No.33490977 >>33491032 >>33491189
I just got done talking with her and she wants to open a nail salon and is fine with not rushing into a marriage right away
Anonymous No.33491032
>>33490977
>nail salon
That's cool, very nice actually. Good lucky though
Anonymous No.33491179 >>33491306
>>33490939
did you tell her not to take an uber ?
Anonymous No.33491189 >>33491296
>>33490977
so are you a couple now ?
Anonymous No.33491291 >>33491315
>>33490807
>bro I know how this sounds but
OP is a retard confirmed
>no bro this is different
OP is a retard confirmed
>no bro she's different bro
OP is a retard confirmed
>Bro it's like bro I told her I can keep giving her money at some point and she said okay
OP is a retard confirmed
>Bro it's like I wanna marry this hooker bro she's not a citizen and she also wants to marry me bro
OP is a gigatard confirmed
Anonymous No.33491296 >>33491350 >>33493130
>>33491189
She says she is willing to take things slow but I think I'm ready to tell her "look sorry I just don't think I am ready for a relationship. I got so much of my shit to sort out and I don't think I can be the person you are looking for." I don't wanna be dating a hooker even if she says she isn't looking for beta bux. She needs a ride to an airport 2 hours north of where I live for a flight. I'll need be in the area for army training so th drive isn't too inconvenient but what the fuck am I even gonna talk about on the way up there?
Anonymous No.33491306
>>33491179
No not yet
Anonymous No.33491315 >>33491345
>>33491291
Do I tell her to fuck off? What do I do?
Anonymous No.33491345 >>33491376
>>33491315
You (kindly, softly, whatever) tell her to fuck off. This is a woman who has sex for a living. By necessity, she's learned how to make any man feel special, valuable, interesting, sexy, and loved, because if they feel that way they keep paying her. She knows you're enlisted, which she knows means steady benefits and good healthcare. She knows you're an American and there are literally -- not using this to mean "a lot" I mean literally -- hundreds of millions of women around the world who would marry any American man for American citizenship. YOU ARE GETTING PLAYED. Don't feel bad, I'm certain she's very, very convincing. BUT YOU ARE GETTING PLAYED. Cannot fucking believe I'm typing this but thank Christ you asked 4chan before you did anything truly retarded like marrying this hooker or giving her more money
Anonymous No.33491350 >>33491376
>>33491296
>She needs a ride to an airport 2 hours north of where I live for a flight.
tell her to fuck off and get a different ride. treat prostitutes like you would drug dealers. don't trust them
Anonymous No.33491376
>>33491345
>>33491350
You lads are right I've been getting played like a fucking fiddle I don't know what I have been thinking. I guess I'm such a horny bastard that I couldn't think with my fucking head instead of my dick. Sometimes I wish I was castrated
Anonymous No.33491406
Here is the Uber ride she is ready to make
Anonymous No.33491412
Conversation after she mentioned the Uber part 1
Anonymous No.33491421
Part 2
Anonymous No.33491429
Part 3
Anonymous No.33491435 >>33491490
Me being a Horny naive bastard part 4
Anonymous No.33491443 >>33491480 >>33491490
Part 5
Anonymous No.33491453 >>33491490
Part 6
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Anonymous No.33491469 >>33491480
Anonymous No.33491478 >>33491513
Anonymous No.33491480 >>33491489
>>33491443
"There's no responsibilities and obligations between boyfriend and girlfriend"

"after I get my documents..."

Yeah, she played you like a fiddle, it's clear she wants to get her documents, LMFAO

>>33491469
Did she answered anything after that? LOL
Anonymous No.33491489 >>33491530
>>33491480
Yes the image I put right after that is what she responded
Anonymous No.33491490 >>33491531
>>33491443
>>33491435
>>33491453
>I can also help you repay
your student loans.
ah i see now she did it to help you, she's that altruistic
>But there are no responsibilities and obligations between boyfriends & girlfriend
yea there's also no green card or the ability to take your possesions
and wtf are those simp responses from you holy fuck just dump the whore
Anonymous No.33491513 >>33491531
>>33491478
>And you're my gorgeous queen
goddamn anon you literally paid her to fuck you
Anonymous No.33491530 >>33491540 >>33491582
>>33491489
I saw, lol

I'm glad you didn't fall for this shit. But damn, this girl is slick, she know what she is doing

You told you would marry her, she couldn't loose the opportunity.

But she wasted 200 USD on Uber, that's on her, LMAO

Are you going to fuck her just for the lolz?
Anonymous No.33491531
>>33491513
>>33491490
After the gorgeous queen text
Anonymous No.33491540 >>33491582
>>33491530
Yeah that really sucks she wasted her money. Honestly a fuck would be nice but I don't think it's worth the extra trouble. I feel kinda bad she quit her job for me lmao
Anonymous No.33491552
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Anonymous No.33491559 >>33491580
Last text sent for now.
Anonymous No.33491572 >>33491588 >>33491591
Would this be a good text to end it?--

"Listen this is a very very tough decision to make but I don't think a relationship at this time is smart for me. I feel really bad doing this but I know this is the right move and you deserve a man who can provide you more stability. I am still trying to get stable my self. You are a very lovely woman and I wish you the best"
Anonymous No.33491580 >>33491600
>>33491559
Are you going? Just be careful, if you fuck her, remember to discard your condom on the vase, be very careful of what you drink and eat, she is after your seed, LMAO
Anonymous No.33491582 >>33491598
>>33491530
>>33491540
And honestly I am not even sure she would be DTF. She might come over to my house and want nothing to do with me.
Anonymous No.33491588 >>33491598
>>33491572
yes but you should try to fuck her so it turns out she paid $200 to fuck you lmao
Anonymous No.33491591 >>33491610
>>33491572
>"Listen this is a very very tough decision to make but I don't think a relationship at this time is smart for me. I feel really bad doing this but I know this is the right move and you deserve a man who can provide you more stability. I am still trying to get stable my self. You are a very lovely woman and I wish you the best"
Does she has your social media, full name or identity? Like, if she doesn't, you can just send her a text saying you don't want anymore, you hate love bomb, and ignore her texts afterward.
Anonymous No.33491598 >>33491610
>>33491582
>She might come over to my house and want nothing to do with me.
Definitely don't let her into your house, if she is DTF, do it in the hotel, hahaha

>>33491588
>yes but you should try to fuck her so it turns out she paid $200 to fuck you lmao
This! It was even checked with 88 LMAO
Anonymous No.33491600 >>33491617
>>33491580
I am about ready to text her and tell her it's just not gonna work out
Anonymous No.33491610 >>33491622
>>33491591
She knows my first name and knows when my flight is coming in
>>33491598
Lol. She was pretty adamant about coming over to my house
Anonymous No.33491617 >>33491680
>>33491600
I think that's it then, you're right in doing so, better to do it now and avoid trouble. Try to gaslit her with a message like this:


"I can tell you’re just saying what you think I want to hear, and that’s not fair to either of us. You don’t need to pretend with me. I’m stepping away so you can be honest with yourself."
5u64y5eefsrdfy No.33491621
womp womp
Anonymous No.33491622
>>33491610
>Lol. She was pretty adamant about coming over to my house
Damn, she is up to no good brother. If she comes to your house, she can literally storm your life away from you. You did good in coming here.
5u64y5eefsrdfy No.33491626
womp womp we
Anonymous No.33491651 >>33491680
Here is the text I just sent
Anonymous No.33491680 >>33491702
>>33491651
Damn, you should have sent this >>33491617
Really, she will try to crawl back again, unless you are very direct that you know what's up.
Anonymous No.33491702
>>33491680
You're right I should have. I feel pretty terrible saying that
Anonymous No.33491703
Dude do don't fall in love with a handjob lady. Go pull a european whore on deployment like a real man
Anonymous No.33491734 >>33491748 >>33494411
Response
Anonymous No.33491748 >>33491758
>>33491734
She became dry really fast, this actually makes me doubt if she was trying to manipulate you. I guess that's what makes her a professional, LMAO
Anonymous No.33491758 >>33491792 >>33491807 >>33491837
>>33491748
Damn did I fumble a potential relationship?
Anonymous No.33491792 >>33491835 >>33491906
>>33491758
>Damn did I fumble a potential relationship?
No, no, no, I really think she tried to get her hands on a good pension and documents. I just think she is too good on this, lmao.

Women are professionals in this type of thing, really. I can't count on all my fingers and toes the times I was gaslit by women.
Anonymous No.33491807 >>33491835
>>33491758
No, she realized she can't get your money anymore and turned off the love faucet as easily and instinctively as you or I tell a woman you're not just trying to sleep with her
Anonymous No.33491835
>>33491792
>>33491807
She hasn't responded or open my texts since. Lol. Yeah she was probably after my money but some seggs and a relationship wouldve been nice
Anonymous No.33491837 >>33491885
>>33491758
...
You are so stupid.
Stop thinking with your dick for once.
Anonymous No.33491885
>>33491837
I wish I wasn't such a desperate horny bastard. I wish the girls at college paid attention to me so I didn't resort to this
Anonymous No.33491906 >>33491930
>>33491792
Yeah it was a bullet dodged but maybe I could've tried to get sex off her
Anonymous No.33491927 >>33491933
Shes halfway to the town of the airport
Anonymous No.33491930 >>33492027
>>33491906
>maybe I could've tried to get sex off her
Yeah, maybe. But as I said above, it's better to end it before it gets out of hand. She would definitely try to steal your seed. You would have to be paranoid, watching every dish and drink, and if things progressed to the hotel, you would have to throw the condom on the vase and definitely not sleep in the hotel. I think it wouldn't be worth just for 1 fuck, hahaha.

>I wish the girls at college paid attention to me so I didn't resort to this
Don't you have any friends to introduce you to some girl? Like, what's wrong with uni? I bet you can land a girl if you try hard enough.
Anonymous No.33491933
>>33491927
Damn... Maybe she is down to fuck? Or maybe she is going to make a scene in the airport? IDK hahahaha
Anonymous No.33491975
>this thread
just lmao.
Anonymous No.33492027 >>33492095
>>33491930
Fuck she brought a thing of flowers too
Anonymous No.33492095
>>33492027
Well, I think you're going to get into a relationship very soon, LMAO
Anonymous No.33492145
How do I find a 30+ woman that just wants some extra cash every now and then for blow jobs, but doesn't advertise as a escort. Moved to a small city and the pooning scene here is non existent.
Anonymous No.33492546
So we were talking some more and she is fine taking things "slow" and is fine being friends for now.
Anonymous No.33493107 >>33493128 >>33493135
millie No.33493128 >>33493157
>>33493107
make up your fucking mind dude. do you want to just be friends or do you want a fuck buddy? marriage is too much but sex isn't? if she was a good woman at this point you've definitely scared her off.

mega yikes
Anonymous No.33493130 >>33493157
>>33491296
>She says
Is "she" in the room with us right now?
Anonymous No.33493135 >>33493157
>>33493107
Damn, brother... You clearly want to take this to the next level. Anyway, if it's what you want I wish you good luck, and I hope everything ends well.
Anonymous No.33493157 >>33493972 >>33494411
>>33493128
>>33493130
>>33493135
Lol maybe I could give her some sexo
Anonymous No.33493366
lord almighty
Anonymous No.33493733
>>33490072 (OP)
Things like these can be very elaborate scams. Imagine she quits and you really marry that whore. Then after some time a couple Asian mafia thugs will appear and say you owe them a hefty sum for stealing their hooker, who owes them for bringing her to your country etc. Otherwise they fuck you up. She will pressure you to pay to "free" her. You do that. She fucks off.
Anonymous No.33493972 >>33494048
>>33493157
Have you met her again? How it went OP? Please update us when it happens, I'm hyper curious about it hahaha
Anonymous No.33494048
>>33493972
Hasn't responded since I sent that text
Anonymous No.33494411 >>33496192
>>33493157
>>33491734
You're a fucking nigger. Man, why would you play with the feelings of a woman like that?

Write this shit in a book and make a soappy romance movie out of it. Go marry her now and live off the royalties.
Anonymous No.33494832
>>33490072 (OP)
I came in here thinking i could give above because i used to date a stripper. But your situation is way different. She wants to stay in the country and not have to rely on sex trafficking, and you seemed like someone who wasn't a complete piece of shit, so she's trying with you. Maybe she'll actually fall in love with you some day?
Anonymous No.33494970
>>33490072 (OP)
Probably better that nothing ended up happening, could have been really bad lmao
Anonymous No.33496192
>>33494411
>You're a fucking nigger. Man, why would you play with the feelings of a woman like that?
Dude, he didn't played with her feelings, she was clearly scamming him AND playing with HIS feelings. Are you retarded?
Anonymous No.33497529
Sometimes, I'm glad that I'm so autistic that I would never ever let this level of drama happen. This is cancerous and way more trouble than would ever be worth.
Anonymous No.33500824
>>33490072 (OP) (OP)
OP, ignore these faggots and please update us