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Anonymous No.33491574 >>33491611 >>33491832
How can I get a busty nerdy gf?
What kind of man are they attracted to?
Anonymous No.33491611 >>33491632 >>33491798
>>33491574 (OP)
All of the titcow girls I've ever known have been with small skinny guys and seem turned off by gym bro types. I'm not talking about generally attractive women with big busts, I'm talking specifically about the kind of nerdy titcows you want.
So yeah, be skinny and non-threatening. Tit cows get sexual attention all the time, the last thing you want to be is another coombrain looking at their cleavage instead of pretending like she's a real person. It's funny because people describe this as a body type for "high test" men but all the dudes I've known who get titcows were never overtly horndogs either.
Zach No.33491632 >>33491648 >>33491654 >>33491733
>>33491611
That's true. What sucks is that I'm usually a horrible listener to women like this. Maybe some day us incels will find women who like our muscular appearance and strongly driven careers, but for now those guys who can successfully rebel against society and most people get the girls now, and well it is what it is.
Anonymous No.33491648
>>33491632
>That's true. What sucks is that I'm usually a horrible listener to women like this
>Listener
Saar
Anonymous No.33491654 >>33491689 >>33491733
>>33491632
>Maybe some day us incels will find women who like our muscular appearance and strongly driven careers
I refuse to believe that you're muscular or atleast as muscular as you perceive yourself to be, enough to name yourself muscular
because if you were truly muscular you wouldn't be an incel

I had a friend, super poor family. retarded religious background. stupid shut in.
he went and got muscles
boom gf easily
turned into wife after like 2 weeks.

before her he was literally a virgin, that's how easy it was. just one full year at the gym until he got meatsticks on his arms that were like large chunks of ham, but sexy.
Anonymous No.33491689 >>33491712
>>33491654
>because if you were truly muscular you wouldn't be an incel
Not true, I am muscular and I am an incel. I work out since I was 14, and I am 23 now. Women don't care about that. They want handsome and tall guys, not gymcells.

Said that, I agree, nobody will call themselves "muscular" out of nowhere, just Indians.
Anonymous No.33491712 >>33491732 >>33491740
>>33491689
exactly, OP is another one of those horny jeets

and well.. so.. you look good you work out as a lifestyle, how come you're still an incel? when you make some nice pics and go on a dating app, don't you get matches?
Anonymous No.33491732 >>33491762
>>33491712
>how come you're still an incel? when you make some nice pics and go on a dating app, don't you get matches?
Ehhh, that’s the problem, I guess. I don’t use dating apps at all, I don't even have social media besides LinkedIn and WhatsApp.

I also don’t do any outdoor activities. I work remotely as a software engineer and only go to the office twice a week, but I don’t really talk to anyone there. I guess my problem is that I’m a complete turbo autist… and maybe not the best-looking, too.
Anonymous No.33491733 >>33491775
>>33491632
>for now those guys who can successfully rebel against society and most people get the girls now
Translating your horrible ESL, no these guys aren't even "rebels." They're non-threatening turbo-normies, that's my point.
>>33491654
>because if you were truly muscular you wouldn't be an incel
So false. After a breakup last year I got into the best shape of my life, both people I knew and strangers I met for the first time commented I was "buff," "look like I lift a lot of weight," "look like an athlete."
During that time, was the hardest time I had with females in my life. My body was great but my attitude was awful and my aura was weird. It wasn't until a work injury and I let myself go a bit again that I started to actually get anywhere with women. So yeah no, muscles =/= automatic girlfriend, and your anecdote about your LOSER friend who settled down with the first piece of pussy he got doesn't change that. Honestly he probably had a good personality and a nice face to begin with. You mentioned him being poor and retarded but not ugly, strangely enough.
Anonymous No.33491740
>>33491712
You really are fucking clueless, little bro
Anonymous No.33491762
>>33491732
>I guess my problem is that I’m a complete turbo autist… and maybe not the best-looking, too.
probably, well atleast you're self aware!
I got the autism out of the way this year, went out started doing things.
problem is I'm still a student, studying game design. so I'm not desirable on that front. Plus I'm not muscular, I lost a lot of weight so I look normal now but I'm still 15kg overweight.
Anonymous No.33491775 >>33491855
>>33491733
I wrote that he was stupid poor and religious, how tf did you deduct a good personality and good face from that?
his personality is terrible, he's got anger issues up the a

also I never said you get automatic gf when you get muscles, I just assume that person who got muscles had to go outside to go to the gym therefore mustn't be a huge autist right?
but desu your post is full of testosterone I should have never doubted you, you're an absolute chad please post pics of your gf's feet, you have a gf right? how big is her ass?
Anonymous No.33491798
Chick in the OP is pretty clearly fat.

>>33491611
It's not just busty girls, some of the hottest girls with hourglass figures I've known have been with total dorks. Turns out women with curvy figures have higher levels of testosterone than usual for girls so that might be the reason they get turned off by overly masculine gym bros.
Anonymous No.33491832
>>33491574 (OP)
>Me TITS fighting off TITS TITS TITS the mommy MY MASSIVE TITS issues every TITS MY GIANT TITS LOOOK AT MY GIANT TITS time I put TITS on I HAVE HUMONGOUS TITS LOOK AT MY TITS TITS TITS tsundae
You retards have to stop falling for this
Anonymous No.33491855
>>33491775
>I just assume that person who got muscles had to go outside to go to the gym therefore mustn't be a huge autist right?
Yeah because you're a clueless brown ESL so of course your terminally-online peabrain would have made that conclusion
>you have a gf right? how big is her ass?
I had one until I dumped her a few months ago for something whorish she revealed from her past. She had a petite but round little Chinese butt I enjoyed fucking until I didn't.
so hbu little bro?