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Anonymous No.33499054 >>33499088 >>33499156 >>33499601 >>33499627 >>33499788 >>33499810 >>33499928 >>33500010 >>33500075 >>33503286 >>33503348 >>33503622 >>33503855 >>33506345 >>33506384
Are escorts, brothels and strip clubs worth it for dudes who can't get a relationship?
Anonymous No.33499088 >>33499516
>>33499054 (OP)
Depends how rich you are. /thread
Anonymous No.33499156
>>33499054 (OP)
Only if you have a lot of money to spare
>Escorts
Great if you just want sex.
>Brothels
Same as escorts, but they're cheaper and probably more dirty.
>Strip clubs
Not worth it at all. It's shit. Only cucked men like these.
Anonymous No.33499516
>>33499088
How rich do you need to be for it to be viable? I'm asking as an American.
Anonymous No.33499547 >>33499901
Why can't you get a relationship?
Anonymous No.33499601 >>33500603
>>33499054 (OP)
This better not be another "I am 18 years old and my dating life is over" poster
Anonymous No.33499627
>>33499054 (OP)
For this OP they are the only option. Anyone who has to ask this and similar questions is incapable of checking the archive and is therefore so retarded that he won't be able to do the most elementary (I mean, flat-worm IQ) thins to find a mate.
Anonymous No.33499788 >>33499810
>>33499054 (OP)

TL;DR: Stay away from strip clubs entirely, only use brothels when they’re independent contractors (not pimped) and only for the purpose of building confidence in your sexual prowess. Avoid both if at all possible.

Strip clubs are absolutely not worth it, possibly the saddest place I’ve been outside of a literal crack den or flop house is a strip club. It’s men paying to be blue balled and conned by women who hate men and generally also hate life. Brothels are a bit better because at least you actually get the but you want, and they can teach you some confidence in your ability to have sex, but if at all possible should also be avoided. The women inside typically don’t get men as much as strippers do, or at least the number of man haters is significantly lower, but they’ll still rip you off or steal your money and time on a whim, but at least there isn’t any maliciousness in it. A whore is more like wolf, or a bear. They might devour you, but that’s because it’s in their nature, and they generally won’t fuck with your mind just for the sake of it. Strippers are like cats, or a serial killer. They play with you and intentionally cause you suffering. Go look up bouncers telling strip club stories on YouTube, they’ll give you a good rundown on what these girls are like and what kind of sociopathic predators they can be. Most of them are man hating lesbians who were diddled as kids or teenagers and stripping is how they get back at men, by trading false affection for all of your cash, and ruining your life.
Anonymous No.33499810
>>33499788
>>33499054 (OP)
Forgot to mention having sex with a prostitute is only about two or at best four times better than just fapping into a tissue, and at minimum 2000 times as expensive. So unless you make like a million a year the economics just aren’t worth it. Also, both industries are completely built on lies, and both whores and strippers are selling you lies, but at least whores sell you one less lie than strippers, in that you will actually nut.
Anonymous No.33499901
>>33499547
Assuming he thinks like me: odds are he can get into "a relationship" if he lowers his standards enough and doesn't mind ruining his life in the process, but he doesn't want to irreparably screw himself up. People, of all demographics these days, are irreparably toxic.
Anonymous No.33499928 >>33503292
>>33499054 (OP)
OP, no.

>the sex is empty
>it's expensive. It makes sense before you nut, but afterwards you kind of a feel stupid
>it's literally 3-4x times better than jerking off with a good lotion
>worrying about STDs afterwards.
I mean sure, the posibility of catching HIV or HepB are very low, but even herpes or warts(HPV) is not a joke.

Go to a massage parlor and get a nice simple handjob if you need a touch of a woman.
Anonymous No.33500010
>>33499054 (OP)
I've fucked hookers and escorts for 4 years. I don't regret meeting with this one escort/hooker and having sex with her, cumming inside of her, but overall it is a giant black hole activity. It is stagnation, it doesn't give you the change you need or think it will
Anonymous No.33500075
>>33499054 (OP)
if relationship is a problem escorts won't solve it. I tried and spent thousands euros on whores in Paris since I live there and although I enjoyed having sex, in the end it didn't fix any problems I had. I'm still pretty much ugly and still can't get a girlfriend. Working out doesn't fix my face either but at least I feel healthier and stronger
Anonymous No.33500603
>>33499601
>Whaaaaa why is not everyone a Normalfag who lost his virginity in high school like me????
Anonymous No.33503286
>>33499054 (OP)
It depends on what you really want.
If you're wanting anything more than a nut with a bit of novelty you're just going to walk away feeling like a retard
Anonymous No.33503292 >>33504068
>>33499928
You can get herpes a lot more from massage parlors since they literally rub people down. An escort may be safer.
Anonymous No.33503348 >>33506169
>>33499054 (OP)
Whores are really ugly. And you can't afford the pretty ones.
Proof: check those catalog websites and whoremonger forum's reports
Anonymous No.33503622
>>33499054 (OP)
possibly, less likely, and no
Anonymous No.33503855 >>33505482 >>33506184 >>33506373
>>33499054 (OP)
Don't pay for what they give to chad and tyrone for free.
Anonymous No.33504068
>>33503292
True, but I know some places use gloves. And I would ask the woman to wash her hands before my eyes.
Anonymous No.33505482
>>33503855
And die sexless or miss your prime years without pussy?
Anonymous No.33505555
I've been to a strip club once and I don't see the point at all. You get to look at some topless chicks and then you have a boner you can't do anything with. It sucks.
Anonymous No.33506169 >>33506350
>>33503348
STG and other sites like that have the ugliest ones for some reason, and they catfish like no tomorrow. The grossest woman I ever fucked, a straight toad on legs, was from a STG ad when I was traveling in another state and she catfished me hard with old pictures, fatty angles, etc. Only went through with it because she had my phone # and I was worried about cops coming for me while I was traveling.
In comparison, Asian massage parlors that offer "full service" will sometimes have very hot Korean or Chinese girls in their 20s or 30s. After my most recent breakup a few months ago I paid $400 for a half hour threesome with two hot Korean hookers, honestly one of the top three sexual experiences I've had in my life (if I could have done it raw it'd easily have been the best bar none).
Then finally there are "nuru" or "relaxation" massage places, which is where you can fuck your typical bubble butt Latina/white whore.
But yeah I can easily find and fuck women I find very attractive for like $250. STD scare and spending all my money every week are the bigger problems for me.
Anonymous No.33506184
For all the people here shitting on strip clubs, you do realize most of those girls are also moonlighting as escorts, right?
>>33503855
You're not paying to fuck them, you're paying to leave or make them leave afterwards so you can preserve your peace of mind
Anonymous No.33506345
>>33499054 (OP)
Yes, if they weren't illegal.
But since they are in this fake + gay country where paying for a handjob is illegal and onlyfans is not, its not worth it.
fuck this country
Anonymous No.33506350
>>33506169
yup but for us professionals we can't do that bc of the risk.
fucking sad state of affairs, this country.
women are encouraged to go be sluts and do porn and most young men are incels and its illegal to even get a fucking handjob.
how do you not commit suicide in modern JEW ZOG America
Anonymous No.33506373
>>33503855
whores and strippers tend to date men who give them access to drugs so it's not truly "free"
Anonymous No.33506384
>>33499054 (OP)
This place looks so fun. The second girl from the left is the hottest one, though I'd love to spend the night with her and the third one. Hell, add the first one too. I want to fool around with women so much.