Thread 33516687

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>>33516687 (OP)
first for the femcels

M
It's my birthday today, can I get a happy birthday?

women please save me

Either gender
When is the last time you got fucking PISSED?

>>33516711
Happy Birthday!

>>33516711
Happy Birthday, Anon.

>>33516711
happy bday anon

cute college girls: what could your 300lb 40 y/o classmate do first thing this coming semester to put a big smile on your face?

>>33516687 (OP)
This thread won.

>>33516716
M
I'm always angry

>>33516711
Why not, happy birthday.

>>33516716
M
Yesterday at work. The day was going great and then it all went sour instantly because of this diversity hire we have.

>>33516728
Confess his love to me, hug me. Bring orange chicken and wonton soup to share

Saying pspspspspsps to the femanons on my walk

do you sympathize with elliot rodger?

>>33516716
M
A few years ago. I was in an online course and we had a video call. They were talking about what we'd have to do for the next day. I tried to ask some doubts, but they didn't notice me and ended the call.

I don't think I've ever been so viscerally mad, I guess that's the word. Wanted to throw shit.

>>33516687 (OP)
M or F
What do you do for fun?

>>33516687 (OP)
new thread and a new reminder that flat girls deserve love and forehead kisses

foids
do you get wet in random moments

>>33516735
That won't last long and is a necessity in this day and age - for political reasons.

>>33516716
M
The maddest I've ever been was last spring when I defaulted on a loan through 0 fault of my own. I didn't panic or get depressed, just furious.

>>33516719
>>33516720
>>33516724
>>33516733
Thank you, guys
God I'm so alone

>>33516745
Dance, drive and bake.
Vidya

>>33516687 (OP)
Frens I need your help:
Probably my biggest fear and insecurity aside from being a 24 y/o virgin is being really bad or lackluster at sex should any woman give me a chance. And i think the cause of the bad sex would me thinking I'm unworthy of sex and a relationship with a woman in general. How do I cope with this being unfixable and not let it destroy my sanity? I'm already a trash "human" and being in life all around and if I don't do something drastic soon I think I'm gonna collapse into being a homeless neet due to having no drive or motivation to improve or do anything (I already don't have a lot of that beyond necessity)

>>33516745
M
Games
Not just playing, but collecting, learning about, etc.

>>33516745
M
Read, play videogames, watch movies.

this is how my life is gonna go
i will have my desired life and become the person i always wanted to be and i will die before 40

>>33516749
constantly. especially if i see something that reminds me of someone specific or i think of (him)

>>33516750
the political reasons can fuck off

>>33516745
boxing, walks + music, hackthebox, youtubeslop

>>33516745
Read, watch movies, exercise (mostly walking), sometimes video games.
Male.

>>33516687 (OP)
how do you masturbate
M

>>33516745
M
play videogames and read books/manga sometimes I watch anime (but I prefer reading manga) and I like to draw

>>33516776
I don't.

>>33516746
They will once they reply to our hand pictures.

>>33516745
read, go to the bar

women, do you desire average cocks?

>>33516769
was over before it started

>>33516779
my love for them is unconditional

foids
what do you think about

>>33516776
I use my fingers and make circular motions on the tip of my dick

>>33516783
average cock size is 6 btw

>>33516687 (OP)
Women, what type of emotion is she conveying in her facial expression?
Have you ever made that same face?

>>33516786
So is mine, I'm just grumpy.

>>33516789
no 5.5

>>33516776
I grab my cock with both hands and I thrust into my hands, I fuck my hands is what I'm saying

>>33516783
Yes, actually.

>>33516793
I know, I just enjoy knowing mine is above average ;)

>>33516787
My family, chores, what I would like to accomplish in life, hobbies.

women can you love a man with all your heart?

>>33516790
suprise, adornment, endearment>>335168

foids
where do you see yourself in 10 years

>>33516711
Happy birthday!

>>33516801
I have and it was stompped on.
Maybe another, one day.

Women, would you date >>33516800 if he were real? Any time someone else gives you shit for dating a manlet, you just put up your hands and make the "huge" gesture, and then the aggressor will back off.

I bought spicy chips, I regret my decision, I can't handle spicy food

>>33516800
>>33516816
nice samefag, bucko

>>33516813
>I have and it was stompped on.
What happened?

>>33516818
Pass them over, I like spicy.

>>33516816
I know a short guy with a massive shlong. Was so big it scared me

>>33516821
That dude replying to me isn't me

Girls, do you love Ron Paul?

>>33516823
spicy food just tastes like pain

>>33516828
You're also not you.

>>33516745
F
Listening to music, watching TV, writing in a journal, drawing, maybe reading too.

>>33516829
He's fine. I'd describe my politics as "libertarian sympathetic" so it's not like I have too many disagreements with him. But I don't really bother with voting either.

>>33516830
Who knows, maybe that's why I like it.

>>33516818
WEAK

>>33516832
the fuck?

>>33516843
>>tfw I have a 7 inch dick but it doesn't matter because I'm 5'5
Nah.

>>33516830
That's why I like it because life is pain

>>33516711
happy birthday, anon!!! :)

>>33516832
you'd like me to be you. wouldn't me?

i love pretty bitches so much

>>33516855
I still got your wife's name in my mouth, Will.

>>33516855
then why do you call them bitches?

>>33516849
I mean I am correct there. I'd rather be tall and have a short dick than be short and have a big dick.

>>33516750
She's an Indian woman working in a steakhouse (can't work the grills) with bad arms (can't work fryers or dishes) and a tenuous grasp on English (can't do service). She gets paid more than anybody else to put sprigs of parsley on plates. This has been the case for four years.

>>33516837
I haven't voted too much lately. I did vote for Trump last time, and he's done a lot to disappoint me since then, but her pardoned Ross Ulbricht and he pardoned the January 6th people, so I can't really say I regret my vote when some people's lives were saved that definitely wouldn't have been if the other party won. I wish I could vote for Thomas Massie though.

>>33516745
M
Play vidya, play guitar, photography, build gunpla amd lego, read manga

>>33516687 (OP)
M or F
What do you do when someone is in your way?

>>33516851
I enjoy pain, just not in my mouth

>>33516864
What are your thoughts on drug dealers who aren't white?

>>33516867
One time a girl put her hand on my shoulder when she was walking by, and in hindsight I think she was just trying to squeeze past me, but I still think about it.

>>33516776
Early on I just lightly run my fingers along the bottom, maybe fondle the balls
Then I take my precum and gather it up in my hand and glide it up and down
When I'm about to finish, I do this and thrust into my hand as well
For cleanup, I eat my cum and then go wash my hands

>>33516867
i am never ever going to touch a woman unless she asked me to. Not even a tap on the shoulder

>>33516867
Ask them to move or push past depends on the context

jazz is rubbish

>>33516867
Male
Punch them in the face

>>33516871
They should not be in prison unless they also committed violent crimes.

>>33516867
she's cute and she has a nice tummy and armpits

>>33516867
Did this ever happen to you femanons or is it tiktok delusion

>>33516867
M
Say exscuse me and try to squeeze through. If the doesn't work I just make way with my shoulder.

>>33516867
M
"Excuse me", "Pardon me".

>>33516880
I've got some bad news about your vote.

>>33516867
M
I do the Assassin’s Creed gentle push while saying “scuse me”.

>>33516871
I didn't know they came in white?

>>33516687 (OP)
M or F
Have you ever taken a train?
Was it an enjoyable experience?

>>33516888
I didn't vote for Trump because I thought he'd be good. I voted for him because I was very scared of the other people. I think they would've been prepared to crack down on free speech like what's happening in the UK. I really wanted to avoid that. And so I'm glad Trump won, and I'm really happy that some people were freed from their cages.

>>33516895
M
I've only been on European trains because I'd rather not have to be in a mobile insane asylum in America

do you listen to gf asmr?

>>33516902
Absolutely not.

>>33516895
M
A while ago. It wasn't bad, but I'd like to take one of those older ones with compartments and stuff.

Aight, long post.
>Had a friend from middle school, kick it with him and his fiancee for years
>my drinking gets out of control, full blown alckie, go sober start of 2024
>friends start to see me less, get told by the fiancee being sober is a gay little experiment when we go out for my bday dinner
>get bailed on for the 4th, "oh shit we forgot you asked"
>get bailed on for Halloween "oh we thought you meant a different day"
>get told nothing was happening for one of their bdays when later they tell me they went out with other friends
>catch dumb shit lies like this that make me feel like I cant trust them
>want to play embarassing videos of me black out at their wedding, asked them not to, told me no
>eventually just stop talking to them, im happy sober and dont need that shit
>get a text this week wanting to talk about why I am so upset
Honestly, what would you guys do? I cant say I miss sitting on their couch while they get drunk and play video games, I also cant trust them for shit and I am VERY insulted over wanting to play drunk videos of me. I am past that shit

>>33516895
m
i took the train often in nyc and wouldn't say i enjoyed it but i didn't have a problem with it

Men,
I'm voice chatting with a guy from /atoga/ HOW DAT MAKE U FEEL WHITE BOI

>>33516902
I listen to mommy asmr (wholesome) and it helps me sleep gives me tons of tingles and it makes me feel loved

I need to kill myself soon, I'm so pathetic

>>33516902
I've listened parts of some out of curiosity, but I don't really listen to them.

>>33516909
good for you

>>33516909
>she says, gagging on a white man's dick

>>33516909
Congrats, JH, I hope you and MKG are very happy together.

>>33516902
No
It doesn't feel authentic because women can't love men, so it doesn't do anything for me.

Women, when you see a man in public that you think is attractive, do you immediately think about fucking him?

For example, as a man, today I was at the swimming pool and I saw this plump, wrinkly old lady, probably in her 70s or 80s, who had great, great camel toe under her one piece bathing suit. And I immediately imagined what my dick would feel like sliding into her.

Do any of you women ever imagine such things regarding men you see?

>>33516909
did he tell you to say that?

>>33516909
Jealous, I wish I could take your happiness and fed it to the hungry, bottomless pit that is my soul.

>>33516895
M
Yeah. Used to use the train a lot during uni. It was usually chill but kinda annoying when it was crowded.

>>33516909
Good job

Women, have you ever been friends with a man who turned out to be a sexual predator, or was rumored to be one? Not against you, but against someone else.

How did you find out and how did that make you feel?

>>33516909
Good for you i guess

>>33516895
M
I've taken Amtrak in the USA and it sucks ass. I've also taken RegioJet in Hungary and Slovakia and it feels erotically orgasmic.

>>33516939
>Using trains in Hungary
My condolences

Why is Rurouni Kenshin and Samurai X considered a samurai manga/anime franchise when Kenshin in his past as Battosai functioned more like a ninja assassin than a battlefield samurai? That always bugged me out.

>>33516902
i want a bf so i can make him asmr. i would fall asleep on the phone w him every night

>>33516906
>friends start to see me less, get told by the fiancee being sober is a gay little experiment when we go out for my bday dinner
Would have completely cut them off at that point. Fuck that, and especially fuck everything after. You owe nobody nothing.

>>33516909
Happy, I hope it's going well. I like seeing /atoga/ anons getting along. I've been lucky enough to VC with a few.

Women, why do you date men who huff research chemicals to get high?

do femanons like fist of the north star?

>>33516949
I'm too paranoid to VC with any /atoga/ anons

Do the men in /atoga/ consider the women here to be their substitute mommies?

>>33516949
I think she was joking, but she did ask me a few other times very angerly to break sobriety and get fucked up with them. After I got sober and we hung out shed just chill on her phone. I must bore her now that I dont drink

>>33516959
???

>>33516953
I once got fisted under the stars. Including what I can only assume was the North Star.

>>33516959
no, that being said I like it when they call me good boy

>>33516959
No???

>>33516959
No, what the fuck?... but like, I can if you're into that.

>>33516959
The women of /atoga/ are 1 potential girlfriend, many potential friends, and 1 enemy.

>>33516942
No need to hate on the home of Miss Bianca!

Been on my period for like two weeks.
When will it end

>>33516974
Hopefully never

>>33516974
Doesn't that mean you're pregnant

>>33516974
I could have slurped it all up for you but you wouldn't let me.

>>33516974
I Can help you Clean you period blood with my tongue

>>33516687 (OP)
Hmm... on one hand, Asian women are hot, on the other hand impregnating an Asian woman is how you make Turks.

>>33516973
I can hate on my own home as much as i want

>>33516957
It can be just a little awkward to start, but it gets comfy after a little. Made some quality friends from it.

>>33516961
You don't need to be around people who don't respect you is the bottom line. If they want to make snide remarks, there's no reason to put up with it. One of the joys of adulthood.

>>33516950
Would you date a girl who does the same?

>>33516974
I knew a woman who had this problem once. Her solution was to have a "vagina vampire party" where she invited a group of her female friends to sample and taste her period blood, kind of like a wine tasting.

Chads itt,

Would you fuck jeffree starr?

>>33516959
No, more like a substitute of platonic relationships.

>>33516981
Getting comfy with feds is how bad things happen, anon.

>>33516976
No.

>>33516959
no but would be nice if one of you became my substitute mother ngl

>>33516986
Isn't he a known raper? I met him once, in line at a coffee shop in a third-tier city where he was the main feature of a nearby event. This was pre-scandal, way back in the day, and he had a bunch of groupies walking up to greet him and tell him how much they loved him.

>>33516975
>>33516978
>>33516977
Guys are actually like this? I have never had a guy be into that kinda thing.

>>33516996
I just say what I say for shock value. But hey, better me than toxic shock syndrome.

>>33516996
Have you never watched Saltburn?
"Lucky for you I'm a vampire...."

>>33516745
Read books on esotericism and unity of the soul and then cry all day because I'm lonely with no friends.

>>33516996
No they just baiting

>>33516996
yes, I'm goth

>>33516998
It's a shock to the system
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lx2fZU5USus

>>33516687 (OP)
Women, are you looking forward to replacing men with robots?

I installed tinder and bumble like 2 weeks ago and its fucking dreadfull, I feel guiltier using it than when watching porn.
If by the end of the month I don't get a simple date, im deleting it.

>>33516995
I feel like if I was famous my own fans would tell me to fuck off.

>>33516995
Did you see the kind of chads he's pulling?

Not boyfriend material but all minimum 7s to 9 range

>>33517000
That is pretty hot. That one guy is my fav celeb

>>33516986
I'd tie him to an electric chair.

>>33517009
Unless you're looking for hookups try Hinge. Most people i know had better lick with that

>>33517008
I'm hopeful that with sexbots, relationships between people will move away from being based on physicality to being based more on actual emotional connection.

>>33517014
Tie him to a chair and vibe his clitty, hentai style?

>>33517017
*luck

>>33517017
Its not available in my country for some reason

Is the femanon who recommended me the tale here?

>>33517008
I wish I could transfer my mind to a robot body, NO not to get a gf but because robots are fucking cool can I get an arm canon like megaman?

>>33517021
lmao women are still going to only like tall guys

Do you feel like if you lived in an era when the death penalty was more commonly applied, you would have been executed for something petty and trivial?

I feel like I would probably be dead of execution by my age if I'd lived in many other times or places.

>>33517028
It'll be more like the X or Zero series
Hope you're ready to hunt mavericks anon

I have a gnat infestation in my apartment. How do I use science to expand the size of the gnats and aphrodasiacally brainwash them into sucking my penis and feeding on my cum?

>>33517017
Ok, I am going for it

>>33517028
>transhumanist
Disgusting...

Men
Why do so many of you talk at us and don't try to get to know us or let us talk or ask any questions?

>>33517037
Stop it.
Go clean up. Take your trash out, do your dishes.

>>33517025
Oh weird. I thought it was available basically everywhere like tinder

>>33517044
if someone talks to you like that they're not interested in getting to know you

Moids, would you rather fuck a silly girl or a eloquent one

>>33517044
Well I don't do that

>>33517036
oh fuck yeah that's even better!

>>33517051
Why cant she be both?

>>33517051
Silly billy.

>>33517050
Really? That's so sad. What should I say or ask

>>33517042
>he would rather rot and turn into dust
pathetic

I quit my job. Am I going to need to sell my butt to closeted homosexuals to make ends meet?

>>33517044
I do try - not my fault you're all hilariously dry texters and I have more fun staring at a wall

>>33517063
No I mean actually talk, like irl or on the phone

>>33517061
Yes.

>>33516867
I'm the type of person who is more likley to yield for another.

>>33516895
Took one in Japan, it was pretty nice!

>>33517044
serious answer, in my experience women always prefer when I talk for some reason (probably because they're not into me)

>>33517051
I would rather fuck a silly lady, and make love to an eloquent woman.

Still in the topic of bicurious chads,

Wdyt of this MPJ comment about the NBA players?

“This happens in the NBA,” Porter said. “I hear wild stories about some of these dudes. And other celebrities. Their fetishes get so crazy… they might be a straight man but they’ve done so much stuff with pretty girls, and they have so much access to pretty girls, that now they’re over here messing with [trans women], or now they’re over here messing with dudes.”

>>33517036
I wish the robot apocalypse was going to be like Megaman X but no instead it's going to be a bunch of faggots selling you pills and VR until you just accept them taking over.

>>33517044
Honestly I'd let you talk about yourself because I don't like talking about myself and it's a way for the conversation to flow.

>>33517062
Its quite possible you may have to

>>33516996
I used to clean my ex while making her cum
her period cramps basically wen extinct
when we broke up, she said she was gonna miss not ever having issues with periods

>>33517060
you can't make someone be interested in you and ask questions about you, if you want to get to know them then ask about them and maybe they'll reciprocate

>>33517069
Well for me if you did that I would think you're not even remotely interested in me. So you're kind of just making sure no woman can be into you

>>33517068
>Took one in Japan, it was pretty nice!
I went to Japan once. It's where I got my first penis massage back when I was 17 years old. I still remember that trip with great nostalgia.

>>33516761
as a 25 year old F virgin i have the same concern and mentality maybe you can find someone like me and be on the same level together

>>33516895
M
I love taking trains, especially for long trips. Its just a nice vibe.

do not listen to the jew: 33517002

>>33517044
A lot of you are not that interesting to me.

Women how do you feel about peeing together?

>>33517044
strawman

>>33517071
I don't understand this as a short dude at all. If I was tall, I would get with women all the time. Why are they becoming faggots?

>>33517051
I want a silly girlfriend full of whimsy

>>33517088
Not good. It reminds me of when I walked in on a man peeing on another man's face.

>>33516986
you don't even know what the chad joke is about

>>33516959
no, but not being affectionate to both your gf and mom is a red flag

>>33516801
i had an art teacher who told me the only whole and true love she has is for her children

Does it ever mentally fuck you up that some red-headed gingers have an orange tint to the palms of their hands and the soles of their feet? Not pink, just fucking ORANGE.

>>33516867
whistle for attention
smile for permission
Mozambique drill for the insurgent

>>33517097
Why do you want men to have sex with both their mothers and their girlfriends? Are you saying not being a mother fucker is a red flag?

>>33517080
no I mean I ask them about what they like and try to get to know them better and stuff and they give short answers, like I'm the one that has to carry the conversation most of the time, it is nice when I get them to talk though!

>>33517105
you think affection = sex?

>>33516863
you try running a modern economy without workers like these. backbone of the country

>>33517044
Im pretty sure i dont do that

>>33517081
Oh! Well good for you I guess, anon.

>>33516728
Umm idk but I think I should figure it out soon because classes start Monday

>>33517105
christ! dumb shits like you makes us look so bad

>>33517108
It absolutely does.

why does myao come here? is it for entertainment? does she like the attention? is it to get a boyfriend?

>>33516877
wrong thread, also shit opinion. you know nothing.

>>33517110
shut the fuck up, vivek

>>33517115
NTA but it absolutely does not.

>>33517117
All of the above?

>>33517117
Most of us (well, for me at least) come here more for the entertainment part. I guess you could say the same.

>>33516877
I didn't think like this until I watched the movie Whiplash and realized how pretentious jazz people are

State gender.

Would you ever work under the supervision of a woman who visibly and publicly masturbates when speaking to you at her office desk?

>>33517115
then you must fuck your mom

>>33517122
do you consider manlet complaining to be entertainment or do you feel bad for them?

>>33517125
uh yeah sure

>>33517119
we're all americans, pal. every single last person on the planet.

>>33517125
M
Women can't get in trouble for shit like that so I guess it's a question of would I quit or not. Probably not.

>>33516745
M really outside of working I do occasional camping, minecraft, writing music and 4chan. That's it.

>>33517126
No, that would be gay. My dad always taught me that men who love their mothers usually become homosexuals.

>>33517125
What porn did you pick this up from anon?

>>33517125
hardly more offensive than what i see on my morning commute to work

>>33517125
M
what?

>>33517127
It's entertaining from the perspective of a bully.

>>33517125
M
If the pay is good I'd probably put up with it

>>33517044
Got any cool hobbies?

>>33517124
Anon, the music instructor being a perfectionist cunt isn't a jazz thing, that's just what music instructors are like. They all have the rage of a thousand suns.

>>33517140
Community Mutual Aid.

>>33517044
tell me something interesting about yourself

>>33516788
>>33516795
>>33516873
Should I try all three on my boyfriend?

>>33517130
I know you're just joking but I still want to kill you for saying it

>>33517145
I'm a crack baby. My mother was high on crack rock when she had me.

>>33517138
what about the perspective of someone who isn't a bully?

>>33517148
hm. and how has that affected your life?

>>33516745
M
I'm boring. I like reading history. I like playing retro games. I like horror movies, sci-fi movies, anime. I like cooking and experimenting in the kitchen.

What kind of male behaviours remind you most of your rapist or men who've sexually groomed you?

>>33517151
I've had trouble holding down a job and have sometimes lived in extended stay motels and RV parks.

>>33516745
M. I like to read fantasy and historical novels that include graphic descriptions of rape and torture

>>33517156
has your life stabilized as you've got older? do you feel you've overcome the unfortunate circumstances of your formative years?

>>33517145
>>33517148
>>33517140
>>33517144
Why are you responding as me? Weird

Either gender
Are you into raceplay? How far would you be willing to go with it?

>>33517160
how many of them can there really be? enough to sustain a hobby?

>>33517127
I mostly just answer the questions and read the replies, I don't think I'll be good at giving them good advice or something anyway.

>>33517161
I thought things were stable for a while, but I've had to depend on family who are in and out of jail a lot and like to solve problems with violence.

>>33517146
Sure, maybe ask him how he does it?

>>33517148
Have you tried crack?

>>33517166
Your family members, do you think they were the ones getting raped or doing the raping in jail?

>>33517163
Yes, I like to LARP the classic video game Custer's Revenge with Native chicks.

>>33516711
happy birthday !!! i hope u have a good rest of the yeaarrr

>>33516742
*tumbles out of the bushes*

>>33517165
What's your perspective? Do you think they have a right to be upset about it?

>>33517168
No
>>33517169
Didn't ask. Didn't want to know.

>>33517166
do you tend to keep this information to yourself or are you as up-front about these things irl as you are here?

>>33517171
Oh hey Myao's here, hi.

>>33517088
sounds good. pee between my legs?

>>33517178
Absolutely

>>33517167
Probably still won't be as good

>>33516711
you share abirthday with the most interesting person who ever lived

>>33517175
Upfront. Everyone knows.

caved and downloaded hinge.
will i meet the loml or nah?

>>33517181
Do I now?

>>33517172
Depends on what they complain about, if it's the "I hate women." stuff well then they can believe whatever I guess.

>>33517171
There she is

>>33517184
hm. why so open about it? it's not exactly something to be proud of. at least some things should be kept to oneself, i think you'd agree.

If you could use a keyboard command or specific piece of software to electrically shock any internet user you interact with online on a discussion board, would you abuse that privilege?

State gender. I'm trying to see something.

I hate girls who use like 10x filters.
Like, why?

>>33517185
>will i meet the loml or nah?
i dont think Tony Iomi (not sure why you capitalized the last letter) is on hinge

>>33516996
I'm not into period sex, I just hope you keep experiencing your period forever.

>>33517194
M
I wouldn't use it

>>33517185
Are you M or F?

>>33517196
makeup just isn't enough

How do you feel about mixing Square Dancing and Street Dancing?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCBN7lyLT4w

>>33517194
Yes, for sure. The annoying femcel in the morning

>>33517187
What about the "its not possible for a woman to like me because of my height" thing?

>>33517177
hi !!

>>33517188
UWAAI WHAT

i wanna be pink :c yellow might be more accurate tho

>>33517194
M
I'd shock all the retards that spam and argue about /pol/ shit

>>33517180
why?

>>33517207
>yellow might be more accurate
kek

>>33517205
Glad to know I live rent free in your head anon.

>>33517044
You never give me the chance.

>>33517209
wont be as good as he does it

Why do you love cats when, compared to dogs, they are useless? They are affectionate but they won't draw blood from the leg of someone who is trying to attack you like how a dog will.

>>33517215
oh I see

>>33517213
I don't think it is you

Now that we know about myao's music taste, what kind of movies does myao like?

>>33517217
I love all animals. They're super cool even if some are real fucked looking

>>33517207
>"Have I reminded you that I am Asian today?"

>>33517217
plenty of dog breeds are useless too. why do people listen to music?

>>33517206
I kind of skim over those (sorry!) because the "I only like men who are 6ft+" sounds pretty b.s. to me, like honestly the anons who say they're short are probably pretty nice. But then again this falls into the category of "I can't give good enough insights".

>>33517217
Yeah that's what I want, a stupid fucking pet that bites people

>>33517219
My guess is horror stuff

>>33517221
The only way I love cows and goats is dead, cut up, and on a plate of food next to some rice and veggies.

>>33517217
They're cute, I like dogs too though!

>>33517227
Based if true

>>33517224
>why do people listen to music?
To get them pumped up for a bit of the old ultra violence and a bit of the old in and out.

>>33517197
? lol
the love of my life

>>33517219
see >>33517227

u know me too well anon

>>33516917
MKG posting about how overweight and desperate JH is and how it makes him want to fuck her is the funniest shit I've read on atoga in years.

>>33517217
Their cuteness gives me dopamine

>>33517201
F

>>33517222
sorry i have humor

>>33517228
oh

>>33517235
>thinks Tony Soprano body type is cute
>likes horror movies
>especially likes Leatherface
Damn, if only I weren't a weeaboo huh

>>33517163
M
Not much into iy, but if my partner likes it I'm willing to do it. I don't know what levels are there, so I can't tell how far.

>>33517239
At least you'll get matches. So that definitely improves your chances.

>>33517241
>Relates to a fictional gangland killer (Tony Soprano) and a serial killer (Leatherface)
Big field of red flags you got right there

>>33517241
Tony Saprano bod is very attractive to me. I am a femweeb

>>33517194
M
Not really, seems a waste of time.

>>33517234
Are you more into slashers, jump scare movies, psychological? I can recommend a whole bunch of movies lol

>>33517241
anime is ok ! weeaboos r sorta odd

>>33517246
nooo ㅠㅠ

>>33517247
right ???

>>33517225
>the "I only like men who are 6ft+" sounds pretty b.s. to me
How can you say that when 90% of women are like that?

>>33517244
Well just whatever you'd be comfortable with. Using slurs or colonial rhetoric or other shit, idk.

>>33517235
Your general knows everything
>>33517197
>Tony Iomi
He's probably too busy mourning Ozzy

State gender, what time of day do you usually take a shower?

>>33517245
I don't even know how this thing works and I am frustrated already

>>33517226
I'd rather have a pet that is loyal and willing to kill for me like a furry samurai fighting for their daimyo, than one that likes to be hugged but will run and hide if anything scary happens.

>>33517246
Red is a pretty good color on me too.

>>33517250
Can't help it, been Japan-obsessed since 2000

>>33517247
>>33517250
Time to tony sopranomaxx

>>33517163
M
Kinda into it. I'd be willing to go pretty far

>>33517251
I mean that their belief sounds like shite.

>>33517254
after my walk like 18:30

>>33517254
Male, morning and sometimes night. I always pay especial attention to washing the sweat off my balls and the toe jam from my feet.

>>33517257
Oh yep, I can see why you'd need protection from toddlers or the mailman or any random passerby.

>>33517249
slashers ans psychological thrillers. around halloween i watch trilogies and whatnot

>>33517254
M
10:00 AM
10:00 PM

>>33517256
Upload pics, write prompts and start swiping. Its not rocket science. You can also set filters for age and height and stuff like that. And i think theres a limited number of swipes a day

>>33517261
Well that's what they believe

Women
Who is the worst slasher villain for a man to relate to?

Women who have had sex with zombies and other lesser undead, how do you deal with the rot in their genitalia, especially when their genitals have termites, worms, or other pests crawling around on them?

>>33517259
I can wear a furr and be your arm candy

>>33517273
As far as I can tell, it's usually men out fucking zombies.

>>33517268
You can swipe? I don't know where to find that

>>33517259
no more (anything)-maxxing pls im so tired of it

>>33517254
M 7pm

>>33517265
One of my favorite horror movies that usually goes under the radar is Videodrome. It's a Cronenberg film so there's some body horror if that's your fancy, but not as much as something like The Fly if it isn't your thing. Very interesting story and I like the meaning/message behind the movie

>>33517273
I too enjoy the Nekromantik movies.

>>33517252
Yeah, I think I could do that.

>>33517271
scream? but secretly my favorite.

Not to sound like too much of a "nice guy" but why do women date a man who has a necklace made from the severed toes of his torture victims, but not me?

>>33517254
M
Mornings, before going to work, around 7:30 am. On the afternoon after I'm back from the gym, usually around 8:30 or 9:00 pm.

>>33517278
you and me both

>>33517277
Idk why i said swipe. You can't just brainlessly swipe like tinder . Just like peoples prompts or pics and maybe send a message with them.

>>33517285
This might be your weakest post

>>33517254
Showers remind me of Psycho too much.

>>33517278
but you are proudly proana and promia ??

>>33517280
It is like you know me. The fly was soo good. That is a great film style. I like to find sleepers and show them to people
who actually appreciate it.

>>33517290
Every Napoleon has his Watergate.

>>33517274
You'll have to wait a year for me to put on the body mass needed to look like him. Maybe more because I need to start balding
>>33517278
Time to start nomore(anything)-maxxingmaxxing

Since it's getting late and unfortunately I won't be able to participate in the horror movie discussion, I just want to recommend Phantasm and leave.

>>33517284
Genuinely can't blame you

>>33517258
what do u like about it ? food, culture, style ?

>>33517287
realsies

>>33517297