Thread 33524853

> be me, 24 year old chud
> living alone in single bedroom apartment and working
> Have a hot 18 year old cousin
> blond, tall, slender, beautiful 10/10 body
> Jerk off to her sometimes, but stopped because i always felt disgusted with myself
> Aunt calls me one day
> says my cousin is going to college and she needs a place to stay
>fuckme.jpeg
> Remember she doesnt wear pijamas and walks around almost always in tight yoga pants and underwear
> She is gonna stay with me in my single bedroom apartment indefinetly
>WTF DO I DO BROS??

What scares me the most is that there might be a posobillity she would be "into it" and idk if i could control myself if she makes any advances . I dont wanna do it beacuse i love my family and i dont wanna fuck up my relationships, but even when writting this my dick is throbbing....Therapist is a no go (poor eurofag here) and me not letting her stay here would make me even more suspicious..any advice anonbros?

>>33524853 (OP)
She's not going to fuck you OP. Just because your emotions are boiling with horniness does not mean reality is going to happen like your dick wants it to happen. And if you try to make it happen, you'll ruin your life.

>>33524868
This gives me hope, i will most certenly not make that shit happen... maybe your right and my retarded brain chemistry is giving me some sick shit to think about.. But then again, there were moments where she seemed to be overly horny ( she is a big weed abuser). One time i caught her watching hentai and she just laughed it off...

i hope your right anon

any other advice then to hope your right .

>>33524853 (OP)
hot 18 year old girl, she must have some hot girl friends no?

>>33524997

nope, all here friends are fat slobs, and the othe one is gay (altough hot)

like im not thinking of fkn my cousin, the issue is me living with her, 24 hours, every single day, sleeping in the same DAMN ROOm. I can hide my boners and jork it on the bathroom, but if she makes a single move or gives a hint of wantint to bang me... i would fold...

>>33525013
>im not thinking of fkn my cousin
Lolgay

>>33525035
nah ur right actually, im trying to avoid this shit because im to disgusted by my own thoughts...

BROGETA WOULDNT DO THIS

>>33524853 (OP)
Are you actually asking us how to stop yourself from committing rape?

>>33525090
Again, no, please read the post

i would rather kms then even think about rpibng someone. all rapists should have their genitals cut off and feed to swine

my biggest issue is that i belive my cousin who gets high alot might try something funny, and of course my sick brain giving me boners doesnt help.

>>33524893
Just cuz you caught her looking at porn doesn't mean she wants to fuck you. Think about it logically anon. If an old man were to catch you fapping to hentai do you think he would be correct in assuming it's evidence that (you) want to suck his old penis?

>>33525100
your probably right, but the reaction was weird to say the least ( should have written it before )

She paused it, laughed, asked me if i watched it and wanted to continue the conversation (she was high at the time though so idk).

but yeah , you might be right anonbro

>>33525107
She prob asked you to try and make a smooth recovery to cover her embarrassment. "Haha it's not like I'm weird for this right? You do it too right?"

Plus she was high as a kite. People don't think straight when high

>>33525111
> People dont think straight while high

EXACTLY, she acts really fkn weird when high, wants to wrestle (she studies karate), and talks alot about anime. my biggest fear is , we both get high and we might do something we might regret...

not only that but a man and a woman living together (especially in a single bedroom apartment) almost always leads to that shit.

My biggest bet is that i manage to find a gf before she moves

>>33525046
If you don't want to fuck your hot big tiddy cousin can you even call yourself a man?

>>33524853 (OP)
Sweet homeee Alabamaaa

>>33525123
Because I dont wanna ruin my relationship with my family or her

Wtf would you do in my situation ???

>>33525117
>EXACTLY, she acts really fkn weird when high, wants to wrestle (she studies karate), and talks alot about anime. my biggest fear is , we both get high and we might do something we might regret...

Nah she won't be doing anything. She just gets high and acts like a retard, regresses into being a big playful kid who just wants to rough house with her cousin like being kids again. Being high gives you that childlike sense of wonder back for a while.

>not only that but a man and a woman living together (especially in a single bedroom apartment) almost always leads to that shit.

Maybe in pornos yeah. In real life a man and woman don't share the sleeping space because it's just socially inappropriate to do unless they're dating. And the reason she is okay with sleeping in the same space as you and the reason her mother (your aunt) is okay with it, is because everyone isn't thinking of sex. Everyone is just assuming "that's so nice the nephew is gonna help his cousin out."

Cousin isn't thinking of sex neither is your aunt. You are though. And that's not because you are a creepy pervert or something. You're a horny guy with horny hormones and too much free time where fantasies and rumination runs rampant. You don't have to worry about shit. Just have a cozy wholesome time with your cousin, talk about childhood shit, have a few laughs, and search for sex elsewhere with women who ain't your cousin

>>33525126
Nah but fr im being serious here. i dont wanna fuck my cousin but i So feel attracted to her

>>33525142
Anonbro you are a godsend

but i dont think im normal..there is defenetly something wrong with me if im horny for my 18 your old cousin... but your post and advice gives me hope

>>>/x/loa
There was a guy back some month ago that fuked his cousin with the law.
There was also a guy some years ago tbat manifested the C word

>>33525152
Nah you're normal. You're just horny as fuck. Remember, thoughts and feelings don't make someone abnormal, actions do. If you fuck your cousin for real then you are not normal. If you don't fuck her, you're fine. Even if you got thoughts or feelings about it, it doesn't matter. Cuz thoughts and feelings don't mean shit. Thoughts and feelings don't say shit about reality. That's how we know trannies aren't women and how feeling like you're spiderman does not make you spiderman.

You're not even attracted to your cousin. You are attracted to the idea of her, the fantasy distortion of her in your own head. That's not attraction to your cousin. That's being horny and using the image of your cousin as a mental prop or mental object for a fantasy. So don't overthink it bro

>>33525157
C word? you mean cousin?

Im to much of a normiefag to get this, pls provide context

>>33525159
>d to your cousin. You are attracted to the idea of her, the fantasy distortion of her in your own head. That's not attraction to your cousin. That's being horny

Holy shit anon, i think you are right

i kneel to your supremacy and yes men can never be women

>>33525163
C=Cunny.
Basicaly how he refered to the thin from what i seen in the archives.
He got a 15 yo girl i think as a GF.
I just use that thing for money so i dont have to work.
But some in there claim it works for sex too and shit.
i just know it works for money jn my case
He manifested a Child

>>33525166
Rise, young king. Head up high nigga. You good, got nothing to worry about. There is a way to get your needs met through your cousin tho. She's a woman, she knows where weed is at. That means she knows where other girls are at. Have her hook you up with some chicks and you can have your cake and eat it too.

>>33525170
But yes one did say he managed to use that magic to fuck his cousin.

>>33525173
lfmao that shits disgusting

>>33525172
Gigachad here on 4chan

world needs more ppl like you anon

>>33525467
Much appreciated and much respect anon. World does need more strong headed dudes. Luckily we got loads of em coming up, including (you), and OP. We all got a Gigachad in us, trick is just remembering the fact. Peace to you brotha

>>33524853 (OP)
>What do I do
Chop your dick off then throw yourself off a 20 story building, you incestuous faggot.

>>33525500
i dont wanna be a Tr00n so no

>>33525502
No, you forgot the part where you throw yourself off a building after. You won't be a troon. You'd just be a eunuch. Also you'd be dead so neither of those matter.

>>33525507
Are you sure ?

Just dont let her stay with you, you sick bastard

>>33525517
Only one way to find out....do it and report back with the results!

>>33525521
Thank you nigga with chain, you always give great advice

>>33525523
I live on the first floor though

>>33525540
Jump out of the window, skull first, until you can't anymore then.

>>33525567
Tried that, ground is soft because the aparment building has grass and flowers, and i was born witha very thicc skull and neck

Gun isnt available (euxrofag here)

>>33525013
Her current friends don't matter it's the new ones.
Another point is social proof, you want to be seen walking around with a hottie "oh her she's not my GF she's my cousin" that will get you a hot GF pretty quickly when the other girls see you walking around with a hot girl.
You need to "show her around the neighborhood" as much and as soon as possible. Basically, date night without getting any, being seen by as many other chicks as humanly possible.

>>33525013
>but if she makes a single move or gives a hint
That's her responsibility. Yours only to not misinterpret to that what was not.

>>33525013
This is not a porn flick, dude. She will make zero "moves" on you. The fact that your cousin even gives you a boner is disgusting in the first place. Your problem is you touch your little pee pee to porn so fucking much that these idiotic thoughts actually make sense to you.

Stop porn, stop touching your dick, and join real life.

cousin sex isn't incest, it's normal

>>33525159
coping with reality of nature at 400% strength
it's funny how much people take written law is reality and cope their views to match it.
Also, it's legal in majority of the world.

>>33524853 (OP)
>>33525013
>>33525142
>>33525159
there's literally nothing wrong with it if you did

The fuck is wrong with fucking your cousin?
Literally nothing

If she seems open for it, make your moves or you will immensely regret the missed opportunity years later
The family doesn't need to know shit, you can enjoy life and each other and just act normal, how difficult is that?

There's also the high probabilty she won't be into you and nothing will happen
And if it would happen, even if you catch feelings and get into a serious relationship the chances of baby malformation are comically low

tldr just do what you want, don't be so repressed, it's not a crime, not weird, not an issue

>>33524853 (OP)
Porn addiction, you need seriously help, just solo jerk off for a month and reevaluate this line of thinking then.

>>33525126
you know this is a great point if you two want to get it on and cause some family drama you can always just run away to the deep south

Don't be a moralfag, there's nothing wrong with fucking your cousin

>>33531829
Bruh, this will break the fabric of the familial bond. Don't do that. There is a reason why parents don't marry their offspring, it is because to keep the family structure intact.

faggot LARP thread

>>33531837
cousins aren't siblings. it wouldn't break a familial bond