Thread 33530637

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Previously on ATOGA: >>33527181

CHECK IN TIME
STATE GENDER
How’s your day going so far?

I'm sorry

sex

sex

>>33530644
What for?

>>33530650
Doing it again

>>33530654
don't cut yourself

>>33530643
Male
My day was okay, but I only have 13 work days between me and my Disney World vacation so I'm getting really excited.

>>33530657
Fuck no, I would never

>>33530643
M
Got a haircut. Not sure about it yet. It looks fine but I had long hair just yesterday.
Cooked up a buffalo chicken quesadilla for lunch. It was pretty damn good!
Now I just have to finish out the workday.

women,
what happens if i work on myself and go to therapy and all that shit, and it turns out that when i've got my act together i stop caring about what you think or what you have to say?

>>33530658
I have my phone interview for the Disney College Program on Friday

>>33530664
I don't give a shit about what you do or don't do.

women need to cure their chudphobia

>>33530666
Oh cool. I hope you get the job. It must be such a cool place to work.

>>33530672
Make me

>>33530675
As you wish.

Gender
What’s your favorite of the classical elements? Fire, earth, air, water?

Girls, do you like feeling used by the man you love?

>>33530679
F
Fire
>>33530680
Sometimes

>>33530679
I find air is the one I use the most.

F
My armpits are so sweaty and kind of stinky

>>33530679
Does everything need to be a favourite?

>>33530679
Aether, the quintessence.

>>33530674
Hope so. I see everywhere that since covid, they acceptance is much higher so hopefully as long as I don’t struggle on most questions, I’ll get in.

>>33530672
>women need to cure their chudphobia
Why? What do we gain?

I wake up to obviously visible acne. What the fuck

>>33530685
Showers exist.

>>33530679
M
Fire or air

>>33530692
You had impure dreams.

What do women think of guys with foot fetishes and would you let me suck your toes?

>>33530664
>what happens if i work on myself and go to therapy and all that shit, and it turns out that when i've got my act together i stop caring about what you think or what you have to say?
We'll never see you any more, and everyone is happy.

>>33530692
Me too and I usually have very clear skin

>>33530654
Haha not taking that bait again

>>33530644
>I'm sorry
So you damn well should be. You should be ashamed of yourself.

>>33530703
What bait?

>>33530691
Companionship with someone that is actually your equal and not delulu wish fulfillment.

>>33530706
I am

>>33530643
23:00
M
I don't know.
The entire backside of my right leg has been hurting for two days now. Which comes after having hip pains for an entire week after hiking.
I think I have a mosquito in my living room.
I also have several mosquito bites on my legs from Sunday when I was tending the plants on my balcony.
Was disappointed by somebody.
And then some health issues that are not getting better.

I am just a bit annoyed and tense right now.
Don't think anybody could genuinely cheer me up right now, but I also don't want to annoy any friends rn, so I'm just watching some YT vids before going to bed.

>>33530643
M it was fine. I gave a training/info presentation today and that’s it. >>33530679
M fire too I guess

>>33530708
Yes exactly

>>33530685
Deodorant?

>>33530643
M
I'm doing good, been playing videogames all day after not playing anything for a few months

>>33530696
I didn't dream last night
>>33530702
I was fine a week ago

>>33530693
I am at work, cannot escape

>>33530643
F
Just woke up. Preparing tea

>>33530716
I don't get it

>>33530643
M, yeah it's gone ok, can't really complain, should't stay up too late tho cause exhausted
hbu?
>>33530658
that's awesome
>>33530666
that's also awesome, gl!
>>33530679
fire is cool
>>33530685
hot
take a shower tho

>>33530717
Need

>>33530728
You’re gross

a flat gf is the key to happiness

>>33530697
>What do women think of guys with foot fetishes
They are the WORST. I don't know why, but footfags always seem to believe they are *entitled* to have their fetish satisfied. No other fetish makes a guy feel like that.

>>33530732
Aren't we all

>>33530740
No, just you

>>33530742
Too bad

>>33530710
>Companionship with someone that is actually your equal and not delulu wish fulfillment.

>>33530733
This but extremely busty gf

>>33530714
Could any of them be tick bites?

Women
Would you rather lay on your man or be laid on?

It’s Okay To Love Emo Anthony

>>33530752
Lighter person should be on top.

>>33530664
They say they don't care and then throw a tantrum and report you to HR for not asking them out.

>>33530752
Laid on.

>>33530754
emos are so last decade anon

>>33530585
can I sample this scream btw https://voca.ro/14eNE8RKzNp5

>>33530750
I respect your opinion but I prefer flat women

>>33530760
Emos, especially emo Anthony, are eternal.

>>33530711
>I am
If you're truly sorry then you'll have a good answer to the question "What steps are you taking to make it less likely that you'll do this again in the future?" If you don't have a good answer - if you're not doing anything - that means you don't really care if it happens again.

>>33530692
past week has been like this for me. some sort of divine punishment, I'm sure

>>33530765
>>33530754
tfw you see anthony green all over my myspace page
i feel targeted

>>33530752
Laid on. Like a weighted blanket.

>>33530756
Weakling

>>33530751
Good thinking, but I highly doubt it.
I was just on my balcony and even saw the fuckers. It also didn't produce any red rash around them. The mosquito bites did take two days to die down though, which I've had before, just rarely.
Plus the mosquito bites were on my left leg, but the muscles on my right leg are hurting.

We had a rainy 3-4 weeks recently and it's only been sunny again for around 10, so all those little bastards have been hatching lately.

>>33530773
Dude come on. The wound over Circa Survive breaking up is still fresh for me. It still hurts.

>>33530559
>I like having bananas, berries and kiwi etc.
i want berries .·°՞(¯□¯)՞°·.

>I can't listen back to it lmaohttps://voca.ro/169vrGzFSdHH
i am totally totally not biased whatsoever but the previous anon has been dethroned from the title of my favorite !!

>>33530777
>10
days

>>33530754
Yep. And charlie.

>>33530643
M
It was a good day. Only got 2 job rejection emails today.

>>33530783
Me too. Big time. I tried to see his solo show last year and it was sold out. I drove eight hours

>>33530783
>>33530786
Logan Paul would knock them both out.

>>33530763
I stole it, I'll upload one later. Busy rn.

>>33530679
M
Earth or water

>>33530787
I get rejected more by dudes im into.

Girls, would you not like if your boyfriend got sexual pleasure from wedgieing you?

>>33530791
Gay

>>33530791
Based

>>33530784
>i want berries .·°՞(¯□¯)՞°·.
aww
same, I'm poor atm but I cannot wait to haul some more lol, I love them so much
and aww I mean I'm flattered lool
nyan cat power

>>33530752
Lay on. I would be crushed otherwise

Good afternoon / evening for you my druidess…

>>33530805
uhh i think the term is Prime

>>33530754
Haven't seen you around for a while.

>>33530798
What?

>>33530805
>>33530812
Prime indeed

>>33530805
lol this is so staged

>>33530816
Imagine reapplying at the same place every month (sometimes twice a month) for two years

>>33530819
Wrestling is about creating kino

I wish I could just lay my hand on a cute woman's neck. Not squeezing, just cuddled up holding her

>>33530725
Then focus on your work and not your armpits. And you should be able to go a day without your armpits getting stinky, even if you're sweating.

>>33530819
"They don't call ballet 'fake' just because it's well choreographed."

>>33530824
But why?

>>33530825
Wrestling is ass.

>>33530830
good question

I'm going to bed soon. What should I do tomorrow to make it a good day?

>>33530826
Based.
Necks are the best.

>>33530832
Nah that's you

>>33530837
Nevermind

>>33530832
iwrestledanassonce

>>33530808
>same, I'm poor atm but I cannot wait to haul some more
i bless u with good fortune

nyan cat power !!!

>>33530836
Listen to 50 Cent

>>33530836
have a nice healthy breakfast and a walk, try to use pomodoro or something to be a bit productive, balance work and play and take it easyy my nibba
>>33530825
I do appreciate the artistry/choerography behind it lol

>>33530675
can't, but I'll make you uncomfortable by claiming I love you despite being a chud. I love you.

>>33530843
thank youu :D
when I get more berries should we go on a berry picnic, I'll make your faves

>>33530836
wear your undies inside out

>>33530845
The artistry/choreography in wrestling is shit.

>>33530685
That'll happen. It ain't no thing.

Unless you're making a first impression, I suppose .

>>33530799
I'd leave him the very first time he tried it.

>>33530853
It's for simple minded people.

>>33530811
5 pm, hiiii !!!!!!! ^^

>>33530826
i wish

>>33530768
I need to stay away from the internet

Women,
Would you let your bf spit in your mouth?

>>33530853
lol desu I was just being nice, it doesn't interest me
seems to be much bigger in the US than the UK besides when people like KSI do it

What if I told you that I’m currently breeding a carnivorous plant big enough to fit a human body inside? For no reason at all..

>>33530859
People who can't appreciate wrestling because they think they're too cool for it are legit plebians who expose themselves every time they open their mouths.

>>33530860
The neck is just a good spot for everything. Grabbing, kissing, biting

>>33530862
In a sexual context or just in general? Actually, never mind that. yes in either case

>>33530870
You swallowing?

>>33530864
Let me use it on my dick first.

>>33530864
This is the plot of my favorite short horror story

>>33530850
yes !!!

i like blueberries n blackberries, they stain my fingers tho

>>33530864
ohhhh that's so sick i wish it were real ㅠㅠ

>>33530643
I got rained on by a sudden rain and hail shower that stopped almost as quickly as it started.

I surprised my new boss by showing him a pretty big mistake a major company who sent documents to our office, made. I don't want to be seen as an overachiever, what do?

>>33530875
Link?

>>33530864
>>33530875
FEED ME

>>33530679
Fire needs air
Air dries water
Air blows earth around
Clearly airchads are favored by god

>>33530864
little shop of horrors?

>>33530872
Yes

>>33530876
>blueberries n blackberries
good taste
I used to go picking for them as a kid :3
yeah the stains are a bit annoying kek
maybe I can make blackberry crumble or smth
>>33530879
sounds fine to me, it's good that you caught and pointed out the mistake
>>33530884
FEED ME SEYMOUR, FEED ME ALL NIGHT LONG

>>33530881
seymore or see more (butts)

>>33530887
That's hot, I like that a lot

>>33530862
No. I would with another woman, I don’t know why

>>33530864
what are you planning to do
in minecraft

>>33530880
>>33530881
I read it in a book, not sure if it's available online. It's Carnivorine by Lucy Hamiltoj Hooper

>>33530870
Nta why would this ever come up in a non sexual context?

>>33530860
Hey :o
I got my wisdom teeth removed and I’m really out of it rn LMAO. I’m kinda surprised that I’m conscious enough to type coherently (so far heh)

>>33530839
>Nevermind
I'm reading this as a variation of caving to peer pressure, not liking something because someone detestable likes it. If that's the case, please don't be that sad.

>>33530763
>>33530792
https://voca.ro/1mqirVo5or12
Here you go bro

>>33530893
You think they have cleaner mouths?

>>33530866
killing

would u think it was weird if ur theoretical gf asked u to hold her neck ? it's so comfy having vulnerable spots protected (´∀｀)

>>33530884
The question is Jack Nicholson version or Steve Martin version?

>>33530905
not if they are sucking dick

>>33530909
steve martin

>>33530908
I'd love to hold her neck, but I'd especially like to just give her a collar to wear. And a leash sometimes.

>>33530864
That's bad ass.
You think the government would allow you to feed it homeless people for science?

>>33530908
Not weird, it's hot. My hands aren't very big tho, decently veiny

>>33530910
Women spitting in other women's mouths probably don't suck much dick

>>33530905
I think it’s hotter or more suitable thing sexually

>>33530919
Maybe you just like girls more

>>33530918
Usually any time I see that, It is a threesome.
Unless it is just me and my boyfriend and the power dynamic is sexy. We switch. Plus, we are into snowballs

>>33530904
ok I did a simple house remix kek https://voca.ro/16SXsP3VoWgw

>>33530898
idk I'm weird. I think it's cute

>>33530888
>I used to go picking for them as a kid :3
ah those are one of my favorite memories ( ;´ - `;)

id eat anything u give me :p

>>33530900
damn !!

drink lots of pineapple juice, i heard that helps (?) i hope u heal fast !!!

>>33530900
aw get plenty of rest and feel better soon anon!!
>ah those are one of my favorite memories ( ;´ - `;)
did you have them where you grew up too?
>id eat anything u give me :p
anything ;p
ok I can make blueberry cheesecake too
think I'm gonna go bed cause I'm exhausted, goodnight president myao

>>33530925
Nta
What if I just randomly grabbed you and gave you a signal to open your mouth?

>>33530921
Mmm no I don’t think so, I have porn brain

>>33530930
oops second bit for >>33530926

>>33530933
stickin that tounge out

>>33530930
sweet dreams !! <3

>>33530934
That's fairly normal now

>>33530924
You mega dork

>>33530933
nice. I agree with the other guy here, I'm stickin that tongue out

>>33530937
Nta but fuck that's hot

>>33530942
>>33530937
Where do I find girls like you?

>>33530913
collars aren't warm n fleshy tho :c

>>33530917
my neck is pretty small it okk

ah i love when hands are veiny so u can directly feel the pulse

>>33530942
>other guy
I was replying to a supposed woman fyi.

>>33530937
Do you think you hav earned my spit?
I might just slap your cheek and turn away.

>>33530945
Do you want to be choked too, or just held by the neck?

Been on 6 dates with a girl. She's leaving the country next week. Organised a final date for Friday, but she says no sex. We've had sex the past 4 dates. What does she mean?

>>33530945
Would it be ok if my hands pulsed around your neck a little every once in a while? Just a quick little squeeze

>>33530943
>>33530944
i am a girl
(っ˘ڡ˘ς)

>>33530948
desu, i like to be slapped a little bit

>>33530954
I wish I was there to tilt your chin up and look in your eyes

Relationships be like:

>>33530948
I was the anon you were responding to lol

>>33530944
This board. I scarcely leave my room

Sugar free ketchup, tomatoes, or both?

>>33530958
Ok, and?

>>33530959
I wish I could just carry you to my home

>>33530938
thanks (｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝ you too when you eventually sleep "(っ- ‸ - ς)ᶻ z 𐰁
don't stay up too late!

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>>33530958
what is beaver bro doing
>>33530961
>Sugar free ketchup
what is dis
uh I like ketchup and tomatoes
idk if I've had sugar free

>>33530961
Dystopian

>>33530956
Will you be grateful for every slap?
And ask for more?

Men,

Do you consider leopard/cheetah print lingerie hot or trashy?

>>33530968
Both

>>33530968
Kinda trashy, just do solid color

>>33530957
OMGGGG i have only had one guy do this ever and i still get instantly wet thinking about it

>>33530968
That's a 45+ thing imo.

>>33530968
I couldn't imagine a woman wearing it except as a sexy joke.

>>33530968
I think it's very hot. Could be trashy depending on context I guess.

>>33530968
trashy

>>33530939
Good to know

>>33530961
I picture the green squeeze katchup that was popular in the 90s

>>33530973
Good to know

>>33530968
hot
my ex had leopard print everything kek

>>33530957
>Being taller than the woman
Shit taste, please kill yourself.

>>33530968
M

If a woman I am with makes literally any attempt to make herself look sexy for me I'm going to appreciate it. Most women think seduction means poking you until you get up and go to bed with them.

>>33530966
The idea of adding sugar and corn syrup to everything was dystopian, the society needs to heal

Why are women like this?

>>33530968
>Do you consider leopard/cheetah print lingerie hot or trashy?
Both.

>>33530959
Well the question applies to you too then.

>>33530983
I was more thinking on her knees, I've only dated women taller than me

>>33530964
cute... I wish this too

>>33530988
Why are you like this?

>>33530988
It turns me on when a man cries, specifically from me

>>33530964
if we lived close enough, sure. throw me over your shoulder and on your vespa

>>33530995
>'ve only dated women taller than me
lol

>>33530926
Thanks :o my friend already dropped me off and I have no pineapple juice at home lol but I’m figure something out. How’s your day been?

>>33531001
I'm kinda short so not too surprising

>>33530967
only if you treat me well

>>33531005
I just had to laugh that you were thinking of her being on her knees so you could do that.

>>33530996
>>33531000
Why I lift, I wanna get 200lb sandbags so I can practice carrying and moving them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOkFzBiJrYA

Women am I psychotic or is this tiny microphone extremely irritating?

>>33531010
>200lb
The fuck, you're a chubby chaser?

>>33530999
Like you get wet?

>>33531009
Confidence and attitude matter more than physical tools for that stuff. I mean he'll, women dom each other and men all the time

>>33531013
Stop being a gooner

>>33531012
No, just overloading my strength so I have a good baseline. Carrying 200lbs means I don't breathe heavy or sweat as much on 150lbs

>>33530968
Hi JH

>>33531007
Aftercare is important.
But I might grope you when I feel like if you're pleading to be treated rougher. I'll pick you up and throw you onto our bed.
Do you like to be restrained?

Is leg pressing 3x10 400lbs acceptable?

>>33530999
When did that happen?

>>33531017
Anon said "it turns me on"
>>33531015
>women dom each other and men all the time
I'd want my woman to dom me honestly

>>33531026
Idk, go to /fit/

>>33530950
a gentle squeeze is ok but i prefer just being held by there

>>33530953
yes !!

>>33530965
honk mimimimimimi

>>33530968
Trashy. Solid color is way better

>>33531031
No

>>33531033
Do you like to be held in place during sex?

>>33531011
>shadow work
both

>>33531030
That's fine, odds are she's not gonna be taller or stronger than you tho. That's the point I'm making

>>33531033
What do you think of spanking?

>>33531033
Finally my muscle twitches are good for something

>>33531015
I didn't ask about any of that, but ok.

>>33530952
Ur getting dumped, my boy.

>>33531043
Sorry for the blog then

This new shoe is destroying my soles can you massage my feet femanon?

>>33530988
I love men that can genuinely cry.

>>33531050
Lol

>>33531048
no, mens feet are so gross

Femanons why aren't you whitening your hair?

>>33531057
nta My feet are nice, idk what's your problem

>>33531034
I usually agree but I bought leopard print thinking it was cute
>>33530978
>>33530972
>>33531034
This is disappointing. God forbid a girl goes out of her comfort zone! I should have stayed with black or one of the other couple colours I usually buy
>>33531022
Hi that is not me

>>33531050
time to never do it.
>>33531054
HHAHAHAHA

>>33530988
It really depends on what you cry about I think. Like crying because you can’t get pussy for instance is just pathetic.

>>33531038
I'm not expecting her to be, I feel like even if I was with a muscular woman I suspect I'd be stronger than her due to more natural upper body strength

>>33531059
Mainly because I do not want to
>>33531048
No
>>33531026
Yes

>>33530968
Doubtlessly both.

>>33531062
It’s not like it’s bad, anon.

>>33531030
I know what I said. Stop being a gooner

>>33531054
Yeah, I hate that now I have to add that adjective. Since some guys are too autistic and think whining and showing genuine sadness are the same thing.

>>33531061
do you trim your toenails? do you shave your toes? do your feet look like monkey feet?

>>33531072
I know it just feel cheesy now. The guy I am dating complimented a cheetah print pj I had so I hope he will like it

>>33531077
Yeah, no, no

>>33531074
What did you mean by being turned on then?

>>33531062
Why is it disappointing?
I didn't call it trashy, but if it's trashy e.g. for your bf, just make a roleplay around it?
Be creative.

>>33531083
you should try shaving them then maybe they wont be gross

I'm horny!

My forearms might officially be veiny on the underside

God I'm horny

What's a brother gotta do to get some poosaaayyy from one of you cuties??

>>33531062
>I usually agree but I bought leopard print thinking it was cute
It's not bad. It's just not as good imo. It doesn't mean you can't feel or look good wearing it.

>>33531088
You're likely a lesbian

>>33531086
I don't want to talk about it anymore

>>33531092
again..

>>33531099
Always.

>>33531002
it's been okk, gonna go to bed in like 20 mins

>>33531036
yes

>>33531039
uhhhhhhmmmm

>>33531041
i luv n find it so funny when ur sleeping with a guy n he just jolts with u in his arms ㅠㅠ

>>33531098
NTA but lmao.
Are you sure this is the right thread for you?

>>33531096
bisexual, mens feet are just gross, i accept and appreciate them for what they are though, i would just generally prefer not to touch them

What are you addicted to?

>>33531076
Can you chill?

>>33531078
You never know, he might really, really like it.

>>33531092
Join the club

>>33531101
I twitch sometimes, usually my pecs, biceps, and ass

you can kinda see my man nipples in this shirt

Women
How would you feel about setting aside a day just to see how many times your man could make you cum in 24 hours?

>>33531109
CÖOÖÒOŒŌOOØMINNGGG

>>33531106
>i accept and appreciate them for what they are though, i would just generally prefer not to touch them
Politically correct bs, just say you're a lesbian

>>33531109
2D girls

>>33531109
Intensity.

Do women know they can just put on the outfit they don't have to concoct an entire faux personality to wear clothing /makeup?

It's reallly eerie seeing for example goth girls PAINFULLY doing their best raven from teen titans impression. IT'S A FUCKING CARTOON CHARACTER. gross and autistic.

How do you feel about the professional penis massage I received?

>>33531110
Maybe!!
>>33531095
Thank you! I think it will be fine, I like it

>>33531115
how many 正 can you complete

>>33531109
Smoking

>>33530988
>women: men are so attractive when they’re honest
>me: *cries over having an abusive family and multiple mental illnesses*
>women: *seethes like a libertarian thinking about statists, including jumping up and down like that one basedjak gif and crying themselves while making inhuman autistic screeching*
Hmm

>>33531117
ill think about it

>>33531120
It's not gross, but you have diagnosed it correctly. Autists like me, and the other autists here, have personalities that sponge off of media characters.

Some historical examples of this are The Crow, Neo from The Matrix, The Joker from Batman, and the Driver from Drive. A lot of Autism Dudes based their personalities on those characters in addition to dressing like them.

>>33531123
I could not give leas of a shit about what happens to your penis.

>>33531133
gross is just how my aspergers describe things it doesn't know or understand.

>>33531135
You would rub shit on my penis? That sounds wonderful!

>>33531137
bro..

>>33531113
why do men twitch so much ?

Can a guy thrust too hard during sex?

I went to high school with a girl everyone called "Shitty Titties" because there was a rumor she invited people over to shit on her tits while she masturbated in bed.

If she's still alive, do you think she is on 4chan, maybe even /adv/ and /atoga/?

I would like a gf please

>>33531142
Idk, personally my doctor says stress

>>33531142
Epilejpsi.

>>33531143
yes, too hard at a bad angle will hit my cervix and it makes me need to vomit

can we admit "lady in the streets, freak in the sheets" has completely eroded the moral fabric of our society

>>33531117
>not liking a guy's feet = lesbian

>>33531109
these threads
>>33531142
adhd

>>33531149
This isn't Burger King. You don't get to Have it Your Way.

Heterogeneity is good.

>>33531152
How bad does it hurt?

Men, would you be really turned off if a woman had loose skin on her inner thighs because of weight loss? I am 19 so its bad i have it at such a young age. Is my dating and sex life ruined for the rest of my life?

>>33531143
Yes, it is really painful and a mini mood killer if he hits your cervix

>>33531160
No, many creepy older men in their late 20s to early 40s would love to take emotional advantage of you and use you for easy sex while playing with your feelings and mentally jerking you around.

>>33531154
No. Only porn brained men have.

>>33531160
no I literally wouldn't care at all

>>33531109
>What are you addicted to?
Jerking off, desu.
I don't even watch porn, I just like jerking off.

>>33531155
It's more about not thinking they are gross than liking them per se

>>33531168
where is your kid rn rule breaka

Women, how would you feel if you saw a sobbing, naked man lying prone in your local town square early in the morning at the break of dawn, bleeding profusely out of his anus hole?

Need a chick who will eat my ass and let me piss in her mouth

>>33531160
I'd kill to be 19 again

>>33531142
For me, night terrors.

>>33531160
how much weight did you lose

>>33531160
The problem with insecurity questions is that it's basically a matter of how you're allowed to treat people outside yourself. People with insecurities also feel entitled to be judgemental. If you have weird eyebrows maybe just be a nicer person in general.

>>33531167
Survival of the fittest. Be less insecure next time.

>>33531126
I'd go for a high score every time.

>>33531167
I wouldnt mind that because at least somebody would have sex with me despite the loose skin being there

>>33531177
Why?

>>33531159
pretty bad, makes me feel like i need to vomit and sometimes even faint. its also a very unique type of pain so im not sure what i could compare it to for a male

>>33531176
?? I would feel sick and concerned and would call an ambulance
>>33531109
Posting here, I revisit every so often when bored and it makes me feel so icky

>>33531186
Both of those feel good and are hot

Why do girls only ever wanna talk about sex? Like doesnt it get boring after a while? Get a real hobby

>>33531192
bro has never had autistic friends

>>33531191
Maybe lay off the porn for a while.

>>33531192
Whenever I try to talk to a man about something non sexual, he finds a way to try and make it sexual. It makes me sad.

>>33531194
Why, those aren't that bad

>>33531045
Unlikely I'm being dumped, but she is leaving the country though. She's still communicating fine and sending me things.
Its either, she's testing me to see if I have any interest in her other than sex with her last chance.
Or she doesnt want to have sex and feel attached on her last days here.

>>33531192
The girl with the fattest tits at my work only ever talks about nintendo products

>>33531184
The lose skin is barely an issue, even if it might feel for you that way.

>>33531192
this is the only place i can freely talk about sex with men. otherwise i rarely talk about it

>>33531200
That's exactly why you're getting dumped, you know.

>>33531197
Men have actual libidos.

what are modern women repressing that makes them so soulless

>>33531160
I've got stretch marks myself, I don't care

>>33531197
If you could go back to medieval times and have any job you want, what would you be

>>33531207
It has gotten out of hand if you make it sexual every time.

>hook up with a girl
>only feel like cuddling
>say as much
>cuddle
>end up having to give her the D
Why are women like this

>>33531215
Peasant maid. I would want to have a small chamber with only a chair, a desk, a bed, a nightstand and a chest for my clothes. It sounds peaceful.

Women, I keep having a recurring dream where I'm in a hot bath with a woman, and I'm playing with her pussy while she leans up against me.

Do you think that would be enjoyable?
As a moid, I can't get off underwater because of a lack of friction.

>>33531221
>end up having to give her the D
you can just say no, you know... (though ime you might get ghosted after)

>>33531218
Stop it. I don't want Spotify associating your account with mine.

>>33531217
That takes honest restraint, which is the man's responsibility, but still. Women can't imagine how frequently a guy would have to orgasm for him to not be thinking about sex all the time.

>>33531149
that was very polite

>>33531150
anon :c

>>33531151
>>33531156
>>33531180
hmm

>>33531209
modern women are having a civil war for who can be the most girl-braggy and constantly brag about their good skin or good hair or good teeth or good job or good boyfriend or good house just brag brag brag brag until they are too old to reproduce or they become single mothers

>>33531205
Uh huh sure and girls NEVER talk with each about sex as we all know

>>33531224
lack of friction might also be a problem. in that situation you could blast her with the shower head

>>33531232
And how often would that be? Once every hour? That can't be sane.

>>33531234
I'm starting to think men get off to the idea of women becoming single mothers. How sinister

>>33531236
That's a great idea.

>>33531239
Ofc they do. They think this is the ultimate revenge.

>>33531233
Don't worry, it's gotten better.

>>33531149
I would like to experience happiness just once in my life please

>>33531238
Not that often, but it has nothing to do with being "sane", it's just a natural sex drive. It's part of being male. You can't understand it because you're a female.

I need to lay on a woman and rub her clit while choking her and kissing her ear

>>33531239
>>33531241
being a single mom is basically child abuse it's like those cat ladies that all their cats are obese that's animal abuse

>>33530643
M
Some good some bad.
I need to finish my presentation tonight. I think it's doable, but I'm probably not going home until 7 or 8. I learned I was doing part of my data analysis completely wrong for the past 2 weeks (I'm gonna have to rewrite the section in my dissertation) while my advisor was out of town.

Anyway I'm free to /atoga/post for a bit because I'm loading some huge data files and finally have some downtime. I was gonna go for a walk but it's raining.

>>33531242
c:

>>33531243
*mwah*

goodnight everyone

After looking at your resume, I need to ask you....

Why have you been in so many low level admin and service roles? Nearly a decade of those roles.

I mean, you have a Master's degree, your volunteer experience is impressive, and you have a large number of specialized trainings and credentials... what went wrong? Where did things in your career start to go sideways?

>>33531219
>I just thought exchanging contact will make this more serious
It's a way to not commit, so you don't have to face responsibility.
I consider that weak and self punishing, it's not good for you.

>>33531109
Anime women and caffeine.

>>33531243
Happiness has the word "penis" phonetically inside it. In other words, happiness involves a penis.

>>33531250
Only faggots look at my resume? The other company pays more. Also your company needs me more than I need your company.

>>33531249
ok I'm actually going bed now kek cause overtired
night <3
>>33531250
>you have a Master's degree
I dropped out of undergrad
>Why have you been in so many low level admin and service roles? Nearly a decade of those roles.
bc it's the only thing I'm somewhat competent at
>>33531257
all I use my penis for is peeing, not very exciting

State your ginger, mail or fe-mail

Do you do any hard drugs like meth, heroin, fentanyl, or crack?

What's it like?

>>33531261
I am e-mail

>>33531261
M mail
no, most I've ever tried is coke a handful of times and MDMA like once

>>33531246
So why would you wish that on innocent children? You're sick

>>33531260
>all I use my penis for is peeing, not very exciting
How would you feel if a stranger you'd never met before started jerking off your penis in public? Would you fight back or let it happen?

>>33531267
I would leave and call the police

>>33531211
I have them too, strech marks are not as bad as loose skin

>>33531266
why don't single moms brag about their kids?

>>33531270
What kind of retarded question is this? Of course they do

What happened to Irish people to make them that way?

>>33531274
Famine

>>33531101
Super early bed time. Well, goodnight myao :)

>>33531273
>mummy has a headache time for emotional neglect

>>33531283
I have no idea what you're on about. Here's your last (you) from me

Have you ever been a period of your life that was like a shonen anime where the main character's defeated enemies all join his team as best friends, except it's people of the opposite sex you've had one night stands or flings with instead of enemies you defeated who join you as questing buddies and besties?

I went through a phase like that when I lived in a big city. It was weird. It was like a hentai shonen where you meet women who decide to sex you up for the free trial demo version of a relationship and then decide to be platonic close friends afterward.

>>33531223
That sounds cozy, would you have any animals?? I'd be the navigator on a trade ship. We have a three legged cat on the ship named Peggy

>>33531251
It's not a way not to commit. I come here once in a while and I have no contact with anyone here outside of here. So if I'm gonna give my contact and not talk on here, doesn't that mean that person is in a special category? And if so, what justifies that? So I was trying to see whether there's a justification.
And, also, no matter what you say or believe, it IS early to stamp this as serious.
>>33531214
Give me your contacts

>>33531283
Is the reason people get headaches because their brains are sodomized by the Brain Fucklers?

>>33531215
Mercenary captain who becomes a revered politician.

Why can't I, in real life, fight on the side of the Imperials against the Stormcloaks in the Skyrim Civil War?

>>33531293
bitches never drink any water is the real reason

>>33531256
Good luck in CM umabro

>>33531292
> Give me your contacts
My discord is r0se13

>>33531274
They were the white slave laborers in america.

>>33531294
Who might that be inspired by, I wonder

>>33531303
I'm not on discord. Give me your email.

How do I stop being dickish to people I barely know

>>33531305
Thomas Cromwell

m or f
have you given up a romantic interest because you thought you weren't good enough for that person?

>tfw looking forward to tomorrow
>tfw mom asking for more favours
>tfw dreading tomorrow
Does anyone else have parents who only contact you to ask for favours or tell you that you're a disappointment

>>33531312
You don't. It's funny.

>>33531309
darksyr@live.ca

>>33531239
Some men believe in quantity over quality.
Some men believe in quality over quantity.

I'll never get Elon because to me, a kid that I don't raise may have my genes but if I'm just producing children and leaving them that feels largely irresponsible. Especially if my neglect leads to them having a terrible life or trooning out.

>>33531315
M, no, I've always given it a shot anyway, but they always lost interest which just confirmed my suspicious
Dating is a fool's game if you're not hot and attractive. I plan to just focus on cats, myself and peace

>>33531315
Yes.

>>33531321
Oh boy! I'm gonna email a female!

>>33531303
>does tarots
wild

>>33531315
Always get as far as you can, not everyone views attractiveness the same as you

>>33531322
I've never seen Elon from the waist down. Does he have great jeans?

>>33531274
the english

>>33531330
STRAP IN FUCKERS WE'RE GOING TO THE MOON

>>33531304
You're a white slave.

>>33531330
You're gonna get catfished by india is what

>>33531339
I can't wait to give witness testimony to Interpol agents after they rescue me from a male prostitution and pig butchering scheme in South Asia.

>>33531026
>Is leg pressing 3x10 400lbs acceptable?
In what context? In church? At a dinner party?

Oh, simple thing, where have you gone?

Girls, I'm a little sad because I just found out that the hotel at Disney World I'm staying at next month will be having the lobby renovated while I'm there. It didn't say that when we booked it. It's not a huge deal but I was looking forward to seeing the nice lobby.

>>33531315
Female. Now that I think about it that may be included in the whole mess of what I felt during the incident.
Its been over 6 years.

>>33531345
What will you do when a pervert in a Mickey Mouse costume sneaks into your room and wakes you up by giving you surprise oral sex at night?

>>33531109
>What are you addicted to?
High quality dark chocolate.

>>33531330
Hate to break it to you…

Why isn't visiting a sex worker for a hand job or blowie covered under insurance as healthcare? Assisted cumming reduces the risk of prostate cancer, so it should be classed as preventative care, shouldn't it?

>>33531115
>How would you feel about setting aside a day just to see how many times your man could make you cum in 24 hours?
After the first hour and a half he would lose count.

>>33531345
Polynesian?
Are you going to mourn the loss of MuppetVision 3D?

>>33531348
Don't threaten me with a good time!


(I am said actor)

Women, are you turned on by the whiteheads and blackheads on the bridge of your man's nose?

>>33531143
>Can a guy thrust too hard during sex?
Of course! What kind of retarded question is this?

>>33531355
Is it that easy for you?

>>33531357
You’re 4’8?

>>33531160
>Men, would you be really turned off if a woman had loose skin on her inner thighs because of weight loss?
Yes.

>>33531344
Ever since I was a teenager I was addicted to going out to this place in the forest where a bunch of naked people have Pan sexual orgies together. My first sexual experience was being sodomized by an old man down by the creek while a woman who I think might have been his wife sucked and tucked my penis and made me cum.

>>33531315
M
Last year, I went all the way and asked her out and she said no, and explained she didn't want to date at the time because of other stuff going on in her life. A month ago I ran into her and then shortly after invited her to do a group thing but she said she had plans that day.

But I wouldn't just not try with a girl because I thought she's "too good" for me.

>>33531356
Are kitty litters an accident of nature, or a miracle of God?

>>33531224
>Do you think that would be enjoyable?
No. Water washes away all the body's natural lubrication.

>>33531362
I can be whatever you want me to if the pay is right.

>>33531356
No, we're staying at Port Orleans French Quarter. It's just a quick little month long refurb it looks like. But unfortunately it's the month we're there. I actually liked the look of Riverside a little bit more, but we chose French Quarter to avoid the renovations of Riverside. And I mean I'll get over it. Just sucks a little bit, but at least we can still try the Mickey beignets. And yes, I'm sad I didn't get to see MuppetVision again.

>>33531367
That's rough, buddy. I asked for a woman's hand in marriage from her father when I knocked on the door of his trailer, and he pulled out his sawed off double barrel shotgun and chased me away, telling me how he'd kill me if I ever came back or talked to his daughter again. It happens, don't sweat it.

>>33531359
whiteheads are gross, blackheads are neutral

>>33531315
m
yeah once, when i was 19 she invited me to move in with her (high school friends) but i was too depressed and i thought she'd just get mad at how pathetic i was.

>>33531374
I am sure a beautiful black New Orleans Creole woman will receive an orgasm from you there, shouting "OUI! OUI! OUI!" in her native language as you cum inside her.

>>33531261
>Do you do any hard drugs like meth, heroin, fentanyl, or crack?
M. No. I've tried weed, GBL, MDMA, DMT, shrooms, acid, and 2c-b. Will probably get around to trying ketamine eventually.

>>33531382
I've only tried Gabapentin and Xanax.

>>33531370
I love all cats. Why do you ask? Did your bring you some new kitties?
>>33531374
Ah. I haven’t back to Disney since 2019 so I wasn’t aware what has and hasn’t been renovated since that time. I don’t think I will return to Orlando until Epic gets an expansion or two.

Ladies, what type of underpants do you wear on normal days? What about "special" days?

>>33531354
Jerking yourself off achieves the same benefit.

>>33531388
>Did your bring you some new kitties?
No, I've never had sex with a cat. I'm not a fucking zoophile.

>>33531389
Normal ones. When the time comes I sometimes think about letting myself free bleed like how they did in the days or yore. Be right back anons gotta do some research.

>>33531389
Women love answering this question

>>33531391
How about I jerk YOU off?

>>33531388
I'm so excited to go to Epic Universe, but I'm waiting until next year for the crowds to hopefully die down a bit. But I haven't been to Disney World since 2003 so I'm beyond hyped.

>>33531354
No health insurance in the world pays for healthy food and that would be a much bigger factor.

>>33531394
No I meant did your cat give birth. Apologies

>>33530643
>How’s your day going so far?
Not too bad. Things have been a bit shaky between gf and me lately, but we did some reconnecting today.

>>33531400
I'm good. Had plenty of sex today.

>>33531338
I'm both slave and pwning 7 million jews genetics.

I want a gymbunny girlfriend to push me into the gym and make me work out so I can fix my fucked up back.

Any takers?

Women, why are you like this?

>>33531429
is she wearing a shirt or not

>>33531435
yes but is pulled up

Women, why are you like this?

>>33530968
Rather the latter.

>>33530643
M
I'm still at work but I have to bust a fat nut so bad. Backed up for days. Biblical. If a girl with a fat butt walked up to me right now in the office I wouldn't be able to stop myself from having my way with her right here

>>33531429
Source??????

>>33531446
if you can't find it by your own means you don't deserve to read it.

>>33531429
this but marriage is for me

>>33531428
If I was that, I wouldn't take you if you can't make yourself do what you know you need to do for your own benefit.

>>33531421
I am a Deutscher and a Juden, you didn't pawn all of us, some of us paid good money to get on a boat and fuck off and are now planning on going back to Doucheland. :)

Men what just happened?

>>33531450
then why are you a cheating whore?

>>33531451
>if I was that-
A true gymbunny gf would be very insistent in getting her partner to work out, that's what you do not understand.

>>33531454
Surprise butt sex.

>>33531375
Damn, that must've been scary. Were you dating before you met her dad? Why do you think he behaved like that?

I actually befriended a girl a few days ago and we've been hanging out and texting a lot. She has a dude on her lock screen though, but I didn't look closely and it could be some celeb for all I know. Regardless, she reacts well to my flirting, when she understands it (she's Korean). Prolly shouldn't be getting my hopes up.

>>33531429
Women are such faithless cheaters....

>>33531456
nta

a true gymbunny gf is a gymrat who will peer pressure her gymrat bf to not skip leg day, not skipping the bare minimum of physical therapy.

>>33531449
None of the search engines can find and it's not an original rip from panda so you can't reverse it there either.

>>33531453
I wish for a Germanic Israel, just like Herzl intended. Oh, how I long for that.

>>33531456
>A true gymbunny gf would be very insistent in getting her partner to work out
Yes. I'm saying is she wouldn't choose (you) to be her partner.

women when you're blowing your bf do you like it when he caresses your face, or puts his hand in your hair?

>>33531468
im just assuming i would but i think i would like that so much i would make little sounds and have some chills

>>33531474
Thank you for the reply, but calm down, anon. I'm not trying to ERP here, despite the post content.

>>33531477
oh, sorry, i wasn't trying to either, i just didn't know how else to explain it. the sort of emotion i feel that causes involuntary noises is a very specific one that doesn't have an abbreviation i know.

>>33531474
>little sounds
Whimpering or soothing sounds?
Humming is really hot when getting your dick sucked, especially when you can feel the vibration.

I wish I could meet up with an atoga male anon irl

>>33531486
But you live in Malaysia...

>>33531486
This is what >>>/soc/ is for, isn't it?

>>33531486
any one will do? some i'm would be less pleasant company than others...

>>33531486
Would you be willing to paint miniatures or do other autistic crafts?

>>33531486
This but as a male, we could trade porn collections

>>33531491
Nope, the US
>>33531492
/soc/ is terrible
>>33531493
I wouldn't say just anyone. We'd have to get along of course
>>33531494
That sounds fun. What kind of miniatures?
>>33531498
I'm not a male or a porn collector

>>33531499
>/soc/ is terrible
I know. Still, meeting up with anon males is what it's for.

>>33531501
I haven't found anyone nearby

>>33531486
>>33531499
PNW
kik bytemyneck

>>33531499
>US
Even worse...
I'm sorry to hear that.

>>33531486
HAHA

>>33531504
I don't use Kik. Isn't that gone now anyway?

>>33531504
>kik
Absolute yikes.

>>33531508
Only hookup people use kik.

i know i'm great company. decent people almost always find me great fun to be around. for some reason this is just no longer sufficient incentive for me to try to keep friends though. i just can no longer see the point of a relationship, casual or otherwise. probably i never could, i just didn't really think about it.

>>33531506
>>33531505
v_v at least my pain makes you feel better

for both genders
how the fuck do you even listen to music anymore if you dont wanna pay for spotify or yt?
I cant download my massive playlist on my phone either

>>33531503
You might have to take a plane.

>>33531513
What?

>>33531511
Oh.. yeah that is scary

Women:

Do you try to look mature, or still want to look girlish?

>>33531512
You belong to the streets

>>33531524
so i've been told

>>33531520
Oh sorry I'm dumb, you were nice

>>33531315
Male
Pretty much every time I've had a crush, even in elementary school

>>33531499
>Checked

Any kind of miniatures. I'm partial to cute pinup girls like picrel. But there's an endless supply of any kind of miniatures on etsy or other places.

>>33531355
I'll take the challenge.

>>33531515
I click the play button, what do you even get if you pay, aside for the download?

>>33531484
like a pigeon almost.

>>33531515
Install add blocker and listen on youtube.
Or find music on bandcamp.
Or rip it from any online source and save it locally.
Or pirate from a torrent tracker.

>>33531515
Why do you think you need to pay for youtube?

>>33531515
There are some very pleasant classical music stations on the radio. If you need more than that, kill yourself.

When am I going to meet the love of my life?

>>33531515
on my computer--spotify and youtube. adblockers take care of ads on youtube.
on my phone--spotify, mostly.
on my other computer--external hard drive with tons and tons and tons of music.

>>33531535
Interesting.
I wanna experience that trilling around my dick.
And I'd look down and smile at you, knowing you are enjoying doing a good job.

Hellooo fems
Uh, hi everyone else, I guess

>>33531515
I download my music and also use adblock

>>33531519
I know. Still hasn't worked
>>33531531
Hmm. I'm not sure if I'd be interested in that specifically. Seems kind of cucky

>>33531545
>using double dashes instead of : or ;
>not even making any spaces before and after
I hate your autism.

>>33531540
how can a classical music station be pleasant? what about the station is pleasant? you like the announcer's voice or something?

>>33531533
my brother in christ you get 3 30s ads every like 3rd or 4th song on the free spotify. they jewed the fuck out and its driving me insane
>>33531536
yt have shitty shuffle and you cant listen block the screen
>>33531536
this might be it but even the mf addblockers contain ads these days

>>33530968
Imo it's only hot if you're about to ravage me like a predator
Otherwise it feels a bit trashy

>>33531523
try to dress mature at work, try to dress my age in public, try to look facially younger at all times

>>33531513
Meeting up with Atoga people seems like fun

>>33530968
trashy, I never got the appeal

>>33531554
You are exceptionally low IQ.

>>33531550
explain, please. it's clear and concise formatting. how would you prefer i write this?

>>33531561
It would be. I hope I can!

>>33531563
no shit

>>33531564
I'd prefer you write it like a normal person.
Nobody writes--like this.

>>33531065
Does this still apply if I'm crying because I haven't felt any affection, physical or emotional, and I'm mortified at the thought of continuing like this the rest of my life?

>>33530968
i prefer it when it's just regular clothes.

>>33531547
hello, anon :)

>>33531568
Nta but I unironically also write like that

>>33531565
Yeah, just make that connection. You’re a girl so you’ll have plenty of suitors, I assume

>>33531554
are you black

>>33531578
Thanks for believing in me, but it's quality over quantity. I just need the one right person for me

>>33531568
i do, all the time. you're the first person i've come across who's thought it worth mentioning. i really don't get your objection, i'm afraid.

>>33531565
If you’re east coast or midwest US or UK, it shouldn’t be too hard.

>>33531583
That’s pretty romantic. You think it’ll be here? Why not local?

>>33531584
I have never seen anybody going out of their to write in such a weird and unusual way.

I want to start a service where women can hire men to hold their breasts for them rather than purchase bras. I believe that rather than women having to buy bras, they could instead find men who would pay them for the privilege of holding her boobs all day.

>>33531571
I think crying because of other people’s behavior is kinda wimpy in general. Like throwing a tantrum. “Do what I want or I’ll cwy!”

>>33531554
I use uBlock Origin in Firefox. Works on my machine. I forget youtube even has ads.

femanons
Would you accept a man making 55k/yr? and 5'10"? Say you're both 5/10 in looks.

>>33531586
I'm neither of those.
>>33531587
I like the thoughtful anons here. Local, idk. I don't go out much and dating apps freak me out

>>33531515
Male
I do pay for youtube but if I was super into music and had a massive playlist of my own, all downloaded to a hard drive or something, I'd probably invest in an MP3 player. I don't know the best way to go about that but I know there's iPod mods you can do, or just get a cheap phone that still has an SD slot and use that?

>>33531590
I already have a boyfriend who does this for free.

Taking femanons to a bar, rizzing them up and plapping them while we're both drunk

>>33531594
That salary and height is perfectly fine. If we get along and enjoy each other's company and want to grow together, that's really all I need to be happy

>>33531515
I buy mp3/flac files off of 7digital and burn CDs for my car.

>>33531598
many women do not

>>33531596
It’s much harder to build a relationship here vs IRL. Do you have anyone in mind?

>>33531508
Idk I still have it but i never use it
>>33531511
I've literally never hooked up with it, just chatting with random people. Thought it was still the thing to use for connecting on 4chan but I guess not

PNW, whiskeyandoak28 at gmail
If you're local we could meet up for food or something. Up to you

>>33531600
What is she pointing at?
Also why don't non-asian women value being cute?

>>33531589
it's the most natural way of writing for me. i just don't use colons. i assume you wouldn't find is so weird and unusual if i had used colons in place of two en-dashes?

>>33531605
It's much easier for me to build connections online rather than irl.

>>33531594
maybe, depends on what you consider a 5/10, and other factors like shared interests. i would hope that he has upward mobility from 55k

>>33531591
Is that due to other people's behavior though? I would think a tantrum is more reactionary to an immediate scenario, while this is just deeply ingrained sadness that pops up every so often

>>33531575
HI HI HI HI HI
*humps your leg*

>>33531515
M
I use VLC and play MP3s. Pretty simple. You should just free up space anon.

>>33531594
suspicious that you're leaving out the weight...

>>33531609
Read any article you can find online that has listings.
It usually goes something like this:
* Good: a, b, c
* Bad: d, e, f
etc.

>>33531602
>>33531597
so the only viable option for me seems to be downloading goddamn
>>33531581
lowkey brown
will you be so kind to enlighten me on my stupidity witty anon?

>>33531614
Yeah, it’s a deep profound sadness stemming solely from not getting pussy. It’s pretty damn juvenile. That’s the kind of thing a 16 year old should be sad about.

>>33531619
nta That's the easiest to change

>>33531621
>so the only viable option for me seems to be downloading goddamn
If you don't want to stream music then yeah downloading is the way

>>33531610
Same. Good luck, anon!

>>33531596
Are you by any chance the anon I talked to about kind and earnest discussion in /atoga/ last night?

>>33531622
>stemming solely from not getting pussy
That's oversimplifying it a lot but alright

>>33531625
And height is the easiest to pretend to have an arbitrary focus on because you didn't have to actually do anything to be a certain height.

I hate allergies :(
my day is ruined

>>33531631
It’s a problem that would be fixed instantly by you getting laid, yeah?

>>33531620
it's the same format. you just seem unduly fond of colons. i don't use them for any reason. i'm sorry if this offends you.

>>33531453
Good luck.

>>33531633
First of all so what, and second that's not entirely true, if you ate well you would have been higher for one two if you exercise while you're young you don't grow as high, that's why the school chads and bullies are manlets later on

>>33531640
It is clearly not the same format, otherwise you would see it actuslly somewhere. Yours is simply harder to read.

>>33531621
What's wrong with downloading?

>>33531617
hiii *feeds you a piece of cheese*

>>33531647
Be careful. If you give an anon some cheese, he’s going to want crackers too.

>>33531646
+500 songs? that shit will take me so muuuuch

>>33531639
Yeah technically but it would also be fixed by a hug, or leaning on someone
I don't lay in bed crying because I want to get my dick wet, I lay there because I want to reach out and feel someone next to me and tell them I love them. Just getting laid would fix that short term but I suspect it would come back way stronger really quickly when it sets in that that's over. The sexual aspect is never what I'm sad about

>>33531643
None of that is true. But also even if it was, the things forced upon you when you're a child don't really inform your character the way your weight does when you're an adult and making your own decisions.

>>33531600
No thanks, I'd rather drink and relax alone because other drunk people are insufferable.

>>33531629
Oh no I've been spotted

>>33531652
At this point I consider you a troll pretending to be a retarded zoomer.

>>33531654
That's debatable if you are raised badly if you can change at all, and you can be fat because of temporary depression

hi everyone!, are you a nice day today? I hope so!

>>33531360
My dick isn't that big. If I don't contact the back of your pussy would it still be painful just smacking bodies?

>>33531663
Most days I am human.

>>33531644
you had trouble understanding my initial post? i wasn't really listing things there, so a colon wouldn't have fit, i don't think.

>>33531663
I just woke up, but I have work today so I will say no.

>>33531659
i am a retarded zoomer and why do you use retard as an insult? i thought we were all in this together guys
also oldfags are fags

>>33531594
honestly no. i'll be making an absolute minimum of 100k and i'd like my partner to make around that much or more. mostly because i want multiple kids and to be able to give them everything i grew up with and more. if kids were ruled out i wouldn't care very much. and the height is more than fine, i just want the guy to be average at least. you can call me shallow if you want!

How do I accept his ex is a much better person than me in every aspect? So men commonly compare and contrast and hate like this?
She's even better at my favorite hobby than I am. All I have on her is curves and a libido.
It's not that I fear her changing her mind about him, it's the chance of him secretly resenting me for being inferior.

>>33531594
is he funny? does he share my hobbies and interests? does he like cats? height salary and rating out of 10 is not enough information to say whether or not id be with a guy

>>33531675
Oh my goood femanon go to fucking therapy already.

>>33531664
length is one thing but there are also certain angles that can be highly uncomfortable or hurt. some girls have sensitive cervixes

>>33531675
girl he chose YOU. at the end of the day if he wanted to be with her he would be end of story. you’re amazing in your own way and if he makes you feel like youre not enough, have a chat with him about it or find someone that doesnt make you feel inferior

>>33531675
i'm having trouble understand who's who in all this. a lot of pronouns being thrown around.

>>33531675
who broke it off? if she did it you would be right in your paranoia

>>>/r9k/82240233
qt on r9k trying to find another mentally ill girl

>>33531454
This could be us cat poster

>>33531653
You are dependent on others for your own emotional state. Anon, come on.

>>33531658
You know the rules anon, you two have to date now

>>33531675
> All I have on her is curves and a libido.
These are massive.

how would you make distinguish perfectionism from obsessive compulsion?

>>33531698
nope, that's how i meant to word it

>>33531613
>i would hope that he has upward mobility from 55k
yeah there we go. so basically the answer is no.

>>33531619
5'10" and 170 lbs

>>33531673
If you made way more than him would you let him stay home and take care of the kids?
If you didn't make 100k, say you made 30k, would you accept a man making 50k?
I completely understand your motivation and have the same mindset when it comes to children. I can't imagine not giving them what my parents gave me.

>>33531676
What about a guy who likes cats, likes your interests (assuming they're not extremely vapid normalfag shit) and gets into them, and is funny yes.

>>33531600
The light part of that rock looks like a cat

>>33531590
So when I go for a run does he jog in step behind me?

>>33531701
>>33531698
Go to bed.

>>33531695
Just because I’m a guy on /atoga/, that doesn’t mean I’m after dates.

>>33531706
i've got another hour in me

>>33531698
They’re the same. Perfectionism is using it to accomplish a great work, instead of rearranging your bookshelf over and over.

>>33531694
Isn't human connection considered a necessity for happiness? Or am I just childish? I guess I should move out to the woods and isolate myself

>>33531710
You can barely write a coherent sentence anymore.
I'm going to bed now too.

>>33531711
that's a good answer. but what if you really enjoy rearranging your bookshelf? or really agonize over accomplishing some great work? wouldn't the healthy thing be to encourage the one and discourage the other?

would love to drink coffee with my gf on a cold winter night

too bad it's not winter nor do I have a gf

>>33531606
I emailed you

>>33531715
should have stuck to en-dashes, it's true. would that i could express myself always--thus.

>>33531702
Why did you not respond to me? I was the first reply...

>>33531724
too eager, kind of a turn off...

>>33531679
I'm therapist shopping again because I have a unique and evil set of issues, sadly.
>>33531682
He is usually the best to me unless he's tired or other extenuating circumstances. I just fear it changing at any moment.
>>33531684
There is only one her, one him, and one me. She is his ex.
>>33531690
She did, and yeah that's why it bothers me. He also really loved her as a person...I know he loves me deeply but it feels less pure in a way.
>>33531696
He has been blunt in that he feels happy about these traits of mine for sure. But I do feel like I'm a downgrade when it comes to intellect, personality, charms, skills, and facial beauty. I can work on a few of these but not all.
>>33531698
Perfectionism is a subset of OCD. Colloquial understanding would place perfectionism as weaponized OCD like other anon said.

>>33531725
?! I didn't even know you were talking about yourself. I thought it was a hypothetical

>>33531714
Happiness isn’t some solved formula that applies to anybody, it varies depending on mindset. Your mindset is just a dependent one, where you’re happy while receiving affection, and instantly sad otherwise. It’s not good.

>>33531717
If your joy doesn’t interfere with your quality of life, I’d say it’s okay.
> or really agonize over accomplishing some great work?
This is inherent to great works. That in itself can be a source of joy. Look at athletes.

Imagine how hot it would be if jealous and possessive women were real bros. Like not wanting you to banter with your cute coworkers

>>33531705
yeah

Why is Lower Saxony north of Saxony? That don't make no sense.

>>33531742
This is fucking retarded and you're not living in reality. Grow up

>>33531736
i don't know what youre talking about. i can't make sense of anything right now.

>>33531702
i am too high maintenance to ever be okay with making 30k for the rest of my life. i wouldn't even be thinking about a man or children at that point, i would be putting all my energy into a different career path. i acknowledge the type of person that i am but there are a lot of girls who are not like that and my best friend is one of them. her and her boyfriend live extremely relaxed lives in california on lot a lot of money at all. and yeah im okay with a stay at home dad but i would have to make a lot more than 100k

>>33531742
I wish women were real

>>33531708
That's good. What else do you know about me? Now I'm a bit paranoid

>>33531745
it's a reference to altitude, not cardinal direction. Germany's uplands are in the south, on the border with Austria and Switzerland at the northern fringes of the Alps. the altitude consistently decreases as you go north towards the sea.

>>33531745
same reason lower egypt is north of upper egypt

Is 5.5 inches of girth around good?

I burned myself on my forearm and finger just now.

Rhatvwas amazing. I feel so grounded that i want to just sprint or something instead of self harm. This is my first time actually self harming.

>>33531748
It seems like you're trolling me

>>33531762
Kek

>>33531742
They exist, I was with one, but I was too accommodating of her demands. I think it took the fun out of it for her.

>>33531754
Huh? I don't follow.

>>33531764
trolling myself, more likely

>>33531746
https://youtu.be/vAUOPHqx5Gs

>>33531767
Oh, you must be a different anon. Nevermind!

>>33531762
hmm your post made me want to cut myself again, I miss doing it but I'm not upset enough to do it

>>33531767
>too accommodating of her demands
My ideal partner. God, I've seen what you've done for others..

Post songs that give you ptsd
https://youtu.be/vSWPrLfon6g?si=owHYXKLXtH-z_qXu

>>33531775
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siCmrcp2IPQ

>>33531774
>"I'm sorry but I get really jealous, so don't talk to any other girls okay?"
>No problem, idk why I'd need to when I have you
>"Also please don't hang out with your friends, spend all your time with me"
>Sure, don't have too many anyways
>"Also no porn, please only have eyes for me?"
>Easy
Etc etc. Last time I talked about it, some anon posted some sort of gag manga in a similar vein and it was hilariously true.

>>33531782
Literally the perfect bf ;-;
I would want also to see your location, not for fear you're cheating or anything but I just like knowing.

>>33531775
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcizlIz3HsA

>>33531746
What does this even mean? That men don't want possessive girlfriends? That they don't exist?

>>33531601
>>33531724
Sorry, your answer seemed perfectly adequate so I didn't reply. It was heartening to me, if that helps.

>>33531782
I did this with my ex

>>33531775
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zW3j-VBEVT8

>>33531784
Yeah I never had an issue with that either.

>>33531790
Lmao
Turns out all you need to counter a yandere is somebody who's really accommodating.

Hey is the anon with Tourettes still here? The one from yesterday I feel bad

>>33531785
Lmao

>>33531736
>>33531725
This isn't the anon you replied to, this is someone else. I am the original 50k/yr 5'10" copeposter, and I thought your response was heartening and made me feel better.

>>33531749
that's fair
I simultaneously seethe at women's salary expectations from men, and completely understand at the same time and sympathize with them.
It's really just seething at the money supply and blackrock overall.
Good luck to you though.

>>33531794
Yes hi, what’s up?

>>33531789
>heartening to me
Good, I'm glad. It really is about how you make someone feel more than any silly checklists

>My cock is so thick my hand cramps when I jack off. Can't even comfortably wrap my short ass fingers around it all the way without pressing in on it.

Let it be know that hand size and cock girth are not correlated

>>33530637 (OP)
State gender

Do you relate to this yearning of wanting to do righteous good deeds and then dying/disappearing without anyone ever really getting to know you?
I moved jobs a bit and it's nice people really seem to like me but also nice they also never really know who i am and so I can get forgotten.
I know I cant be the only one because a lot of men relate to goslings characters in blade runner and drive where this is shown very well.

>>33531486
Girl, you do not. You're better off dating a local homeless guy.

>>33531809
Sometimes ye

>>33531802
I would date you if you had misogynist tics you would just have to be super nice the rest of the time so I know you don't mean it

>>33531794
Yes, my brother was the only white kid at a mostly black school and I compulsively blurted out the N-word several times at his graduation ceremony. People started giving me weird looks and someone walked up to me like they were about to give me a talking-to so I left.