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Anonymous No.33534135 >>33534141 >>33535838 >>33535846 >>33535858
Today is my birthday
Whats a man supposed to do? I'm nearly 30, still live with my mom. My friend group is either people that got help from´their parents to buy a house/live alone or people that still live with their parents too.

Should I smoke a cigar and drink some whiskey?
Anonymous No.33534141 >>33534158 >>33534240
>>33534135 (OP)
Get a job
Anonymous No.33534158 >>33534192
>>33534141
Got one, what's next?
Anonymous No.33534192 >>33534240
>>33534158
get laid a lot
Anonymous No.33534240 >>33535854
>>33534141
>>33534192
>get laid to some mid woman I'm not even attracted to and wage my life away for her and her subpar spawns
No thanks I'll pass.
Anonymous No.33535838
>>33534135 (OP)
I won't read calendar of doom threads. Start today.
Anonymous No.33535846
>>33534135 (OP)
Drink your favorite drink. Splurge and get some good expensive food. Buy yourself something cool like a new game or tv or guitar or something. If you really are cool go on a weekend getaway by yourself. Get a room in a nice hotel somewhere new and cool.
Anonymous No.33535854
>>33534240
okay nigga just keep posting on 4chan by yourself like a loser n dont forget to ask all the other basement dwellers how you should be living your life
s No.33535858
>>33534135 (OP)
Do what you want. Have your good day. Happy birthday.