Thread 33534701

I've made it and I'm set for life but that's not the point, my issue is that idk what to tell people when they ask me what I do for a living, should I come up with some fake job or just be honest?
Any ideas?

>my issue is that idk what to tell people when they ask me what I do for a living,
>should I come up with some fake job or just be honest?
You require no stretch of mental gymnastics.

>Any ideas?
Respond which makes you honorable.

>>33534701 (OP)
>I sell drugs

>>33534701 (OP)
"I'm independently wealthy"

>>33534701 (OP)
What can you possibly gain by lying?

Just say you're an investor. For some reason that's a job.

>>33534932
Hook up for starter, some fleeting relationship, longer lasting ones if you are good at lyin.

>>33534701 (OP)
Just state your old job. If you're up to it, explain your story.

>>33534701 (OP)
Just say you’re retired, and if they press state your old job or what you trained in. I’m in the process of getting a medical retirement and that’s how I do it. Either state what I used to do or just say I’m on medical retirement.

>>33534701 (OP)
Find a way to make the world a better place, even in a small way, and make that your avocation (an avocation is a job that isn't for earning a living).

However, since you're on this website, and likely to be a subhuman moron, chances are that this concept will go straight over your head and you will instead do drugs and whores until you you end up totalling your expensive car and you.

>>33534701 (OP)
>God provides

>>33534701 (OP)
I manage my property and investments

>>33534701 (OP)
>>33539132
I used to just say retired but people get fucking weird at a retired 35 yrold. Than I read about this bitch, the writer of E33. She was a private investor. ie rich kid.
Now I use that and its way better.