Thread 33535158

So I'm a guy and my friend is a guy. Is it gay if we watch porn together and masturbate with our dicks out in the same room?

>>33535158 (OP)
Yes.
It's not like it's 2005 or 1985 or something and porn only exists at The Computer or as the one VHS tape you own.

>>33535189
>the one VHS tape you own
I remember when I was 12 and the first porno I ever watched was my stepdad's VHS tape that he kept hidden under his bed. I watched it when he was at work and nobody was in the house. lol good times... good times.

>>33535158 (OP)
Mental gymnastics bruh

>>33535305
I'll never truly know if he realized I watched it though. Guess somethings in life are best kept a mystery.

>>33535158 (OP)
If you have to ask if something is gay, then it's gay.

>>33535415
That is good wisdom to live by

>>33535158 (OP)
what are you gonna do if he's oversized and it's really nice looking? I'm not being facetious here. are you prepared to maybe be bi?

i spent the first 19 years of my life without a single gay thought, Anon. i thought i could handle it. in reality, within 10 minutes of seeing a truly hung cock when we agreed "just to watch pussy porn together" my "friend" was mercilessly stuffing 8 thick inches up my tail pipe

>>33535506
You're assuming that gayness can just happen to you. No, anon, you were born gay... or bi or whatever. A straight man never turns gay.

>>33535158 (OP)
Watching porn is in fact already gay. Stop fapping brother. It turns you gay.

>>33535588
wot

>>33535602
Once you look into it, you'll realize that the (modern) porn industry is made to turn you not only into a coomer, but gay too. The fact that the porn sites push for gay shit and kinda force it on you proves it. Also, yes, masturbating with your bro in the room is gay as hell. At least you can be that close with your friends lol. I'll be honest, that's something I aspire to achieve.

>>33535158 (OP)
Yes, incredibly. Watching anything other than FPV or lesbian porn is pretty gay too. Anything where there’s a penis involved that isn’t formatically your own engenders cuck syndrome in you, or outright bisexuality.

>>33536274
FPV?

>>33536274
I masturbate to videos of asian girls dancing naked to techno music. Am I good?

>>33536393
Full Porn Video, I think.

>>33539404
Ohhhh, I like those!

>>33535158 (OP)
don't think so and if you get comfortable with it you should try like jerking each other off and if one of you is more submissive than the other then you should like dare each other to lick or suck each other's cocks like the girls in the videos.

Lattes are so good but I really should stop buying them and drink tea or sumpn

>>33535158 (OP)
Yea

>>33541406
This, none of this is gay provided you say "no homo" begore and after.

>>33541406
>>33541486
I really love the subtlety of your sarcasm.

>>33535158 (OP)
All the assholes in this thread proclaiming it's gay and you HAVE to masturbate in private. Listen... my friend and I did this for years No big deal. We've been married to each other for five years now and still do it.

>>33542208
Ah, I will add your comment to the sarcasm board.

>>33536393
>>33539404
>>33536274

First Person Viewpoint you shit heads. As in the camera is roughly where your own eyeballs would be, giving you the illusion that the dick doing the action is your own. Otherwise you’re practicing cuckoldry.

>>33536410
You’re fine dude.

>>33543606
Don't they call that POV? Never heard of no FPV

>>33543606
lol I don't understand this logic you're still looking at another man's dick... what difference does it matter where the camera is positioned?

>>33535158 (OP)
Doesn't seem that gay to me. If there are two guys on different continents simultaneously watching the same pornhub video, then what changes about that scenario if they're in the same room?

>>33543741
Because POV (Point of View) comes in first (I’m the person doing the action) or third (I’m watching someone else do the action), and you’ve probably seen the term FPS in video games and that means First Person Shooter, but in cameras it’s FPV.

>>33543772
But your brain thinks it’s your dick, like in VR or an FPS game the first person perspective gives the illusion of your own body performing th act. In Third Person your brain is deriving pleasure from you it knows is someone else instead of a misrepresentation/illusion of your own.

Why do faggots think they can successfully seduce straight men because they have a big butt?

>>33545120
And when they message you, all they post is a pic of their butt, as if yep, I got him, he's gay now. Like fuck off, unless you got a vagina, I ain't speaking to you.

>it's not gay
lol cope

>>33535588
I started wanking to big tits when I was 14, it was 6 years later, soon after i started lifting, that I started downloading twink porn
so no i don't think you're correct
also bisexuality is the objectively correct option. why limit yourself

>>33550048
>just be gay why limit yourself
the fascinating look inside the mind of a homosexual

>>33543791
>you’ve probably seen the term FPS in video games and that means First Person Shooter, but in cameras it’s FPV.
Isn't that Frames Per Second?

>>33552630
Genre means First Person Shooter tech specs means Frames Per Second.

>>33553382
meh I'll just go with fuck penis sexually

>>33553673
kek

lol

>>33553673
and fuck penis vaginally

>>33535158 (OP)
>Is it gay to be gay?

>>33561795
well... is it?

>>33561795
There are things that are more gay than being gay

>>33535588
>>33535612
No, porn turns you to a degenerate, becoming gay is simply a part of the process but the more you consume porn the more degenerate you'll become

>>33562969
I fail to see how looking at naked women shaking their ass to some questionable music is gonna make me gay.

>>33563216
dont say you weren't warned

>>33563221
It's been years. Still haven't turned gay. So your warning is beginning to be kinda useless, mister.

>>33563974
You'll get there