Thread 33536185

>be me
>kissless hugless touchless virgin
>gay living in small town
>socially retarded since homeschooled
>like a guy on instagram
>have tried to message him multiple times to no avail
How do I get him to date me or even talk to me? He lives in another country, has 14k followers, rarely posts, gets 30 comments and 800 likes on average on each post, my account has no posts, the username is a meme and my pf is a pepe. Is that why he isn't responding? I know he is gay, single and feels lonely because he complained about it on valentine. He is the same age as me too, I just want him to talk to be my bf.

>>33536185 (OP)
why would you go for a dude in another country brother? you received the gift of gay, download grindr and filter out dudes who seem like they are respectful and get dicked downbrother, I wish I could be attracted to everything outside the dick and butt area so that I could go on grindr and do that. god damn

stop being gay

>>33536200
I don't want meaningless sex, I'm saving myself for marriage, he looks very pretty, I can't explain it, I've never felt affectionate or lovey dovey but with him it's different, I've been obsessing over him for about 2 years now, dates, going on picnics, playing him songs on a boom box under his WI Dow at 3am as an apology after a fight, eloping with him, getting married somewhere secluded, honeymoon, having kids, raising kids, him being a househusband while I work and provide for my family, sending our kids to college, I just can't stop thinking about it, he looks ethereal, hair as brown as automn leaves, long straight nose, strong jaw, skin like alabaster, thin stature, thin eyebrows, eyes so brown they look like obsidian, he kind of resembles my mother, very much so dare I say, which is strange because I loathe my mother. I'm obsessed with him, I can't go 5 minutes without thinking about him, he is Irish, can I woo him by learning Gaelic? I just want him so, so much.

>>33536250
just go on grinder lil bro. even if this guy did notice you, it sounds like you need more experience in relationships or you'll blow it anyway.

>>33536185 (OP)
I won't read "be me" green vomit tsunami stream-of-consciousness threads. They indicate disorganized thinking and therefore an OP that is beyond helping.

>>33536250
I mean It's a nice read and all but at the same time, I would say that you're idolizing a dude, It's the same as idolizing a woman.
First of all I can't relate to keeping myself till marriage, like I said if I was attracted to dudes and not just dick and balls and ass then I would be in a relationship already.
Second, like the other anon said, you sound like you don't know about the many options that are out there. Like you have this one dude and you're hung up over him like an object of desire.
the truth is, once you go out there and meet many people, you find amazing people out there. men and women. and there are so fucking many. And then you meet amazing people and more amazing people and more amazing people.
my point is that he's not special. He IS special as in, he's him. But there are people, different people, different flavors, who are just as good if not more alluring and attractive than him, and I don't mean just physically I mean in all aspects you've just described.

Same thing follows for women as well.
So don't get hung up over a nice low hanging suckable irish ballsack, there's a lot of nice ballsacks out there and they can all drag their sack across your face and cum on your hair. And there will be connection and love too, in those. Just go out and meet more people, trust me. I did the same and it did wonders for my perception of the world and of people who I desire.

Have you tried a parasite cleanse to cure your homosexuality?

>>33536890
I live in a small town, I already tried tinder and there was only aroung 9 guys in my area, and I liked none of them. My only option is long distance.