Thread 33538775

There's a black girl at the university across the street that I really like. She's so interesting and so pretty, I thought she was a bitter, miserable bitch at first, but it turns out I was wrong, and she's just bad at socializing with others and that's why she hardly has any friends

She studies to be a psychologist and sometimes she can't stop talking to me about what she was taught in class, although sometimes she forgets which topics she's already told me about, like Freud's work, for example. But I don't mind her talking to me about those topics either, honestly anything is interesting outside my field of study (accounting)

I think I fell in love with that nigga. The problem starts with me being too retarded to flirt or get a girlfriend in general. Please help

Tell her you want to role play with her. You're the master and she's the nigger whore slave. Black girls always love to hear that. It makes the squirt so hard on my uncut BWC, bros.

To become a black girl's boyfriend in your specific situation, I'd say with a boring but honest answer, it's all RNG. Let's say you start dating. How many things about her will you learn that you don't like? How many things about you will she not like? Even if you do fake things to impress a black woman, like learning about intersectional feminism, time and experiences will tell if you will keep her.

Instead of trying to ask "how do I get a black girl," you could redo your question to "How do I get the attention of this girl I like?" If she read the title of this thread and knew you wrote it, she would probably not want to date you bc you're asking how to impress black women.

Now that I'm done scolding you, it sounds like she likes you. Ask her if she wants to go study at a coffee shop or if she wants to get dinner or drinks.

Use this, put a bucket of KFC and a watermelon as bait, then hide behind a bush and wait for her to bite the trap

When she bites the bait, drop the box and when she's inside you'll have a black girlfriend

treat her like a normal person i think youre on the right track so far. she probably likes that you listen to her, if someone listened to me ramble and just enjoyed their time with me itd be really nice.

>>33538775 (OP)
jungle fever anon here:
you do the same as you'd do with any other woman, you can also be more direct as black women play less games in general.

they're less likely to be into equality/feminist/etc men and will in my experience prefer a more dominant partner.

>>33538775 (OP)
>she can't stop talking to me
>she's just bad at socializing
It sounds like she's in the exact same position as you m8. Ie she likes you but is too socially retarded to flirt.
Literally all you have to do now is to grow some balls and tell her that you like her.
"Hey Nigress! I really like you, would you like to go on a date with me?"
And if she says no, then it was never going to happen, and that's fine.

>>33538876
cont. with random advice
if you cook for her, don't make stuff that's typically undercooked
avoid dates where swimming may be involved (beach, pool)
use condoms

>>33538775 (OP)
You start with "Hi"

>>33538876
That girl is Indian, now you see, that can be really hot. And way better than basketball Americans

I had the chance. She was 7 inches taller than me, only slightly chubby but her tits and ass were huge. She was curvy in all the right ways, and had a cute face. I probably would've gotten with her if she wasn't so emotionally immature. We ended up just being FWB for a long time, though I did cut that off when I found out she had sex with a guy that just... he's so ugly that I can't believe she did it. I mean, I'm not a 9/10 or anything, but this guy was fucking UGLY. It honestly made me grossed out by her so I had to cut it off since I lost all attraction. It's not like I think she or he were wrong for it or anything, it was more-so as if the image of her in my mind was tainted. Either way I didn't really care when I cut it off since I had no emotional attachment to her, and it wasn't like I broke her heart since she didn't care much either, though I think she did more than me.

>>33539382
Oh right- the advice part.

Just be confident and funny, that's how I've always gotten laid. You need to start understanding how people work and feel, and slowly as you do, you'll become more confident. Being funny is more of a skill, but it's a skill you can learn.

For now, just be yourself, reach out to her, talk to her a lot, show interest in the things she's interested in. Don't be the only one talking but make sure you're talking enough. Make sure she knows you're interested in what she's talking about, so that she'll continue talking to you more about her interests. Be subtle about it, don't be like "hey please talk to me", but strike up conversations with her about her interests in a way that are relevant and meaningful. The more she can be interested in talking to you about the things she likes, means she will talk to you more, and that means she'll be interested in you more. If someone constantly gives you positive affirmation, your feelings of them will obviously become more positive, and you'll end up loving the time you spend with them.

Basically just having meaningful conversations about her interests and your interests, try to keep it even between the two. If she's less self-aware and she's focused on herself, talk about her interests a bit more than yours. Women who aren't self-aware and are self-absorbed will not be interested in what you like, so you need to pick up on that early and not bore her with that shit. Personally I wouldn't go for that, but some dudes just want pussy, so I get it.

>>33538775 (OP)
>I think you're cute, Do you have a bf? 1) Y/N

1)
N
>look at me, I'm the bf now
Y
>Do you want another? 2) Y/N

2)
Y
>Gee [name] your mom let's you have two bfs? I'll make sure to reserve a table for 3.
N
>ok then how about 3 bfs? You may need to give me tips on how to get another bf then, I'm not very good at it.

>>33538775 (OP)
Get a sense of style and don't think of her as a nigga. Done.