Thread 33538880

I can't tell if this anon had sex or she/he's a really good bullshitter, what do you guys and girls think?

Femanon in a relationship here, and this is pretty much all correct. You can choose to believe me or not

As a sex haver it always looks cringe to type sexts or descriptions. No matter what you say, it always reads like low grade smut..
Takes the organic fun outta the dynamic of fuckin and explorin with ya girl

>>33538880 (OP)
Sounds legit to me.

t. straight male sex haver

Why do you care?

The inch thing is kind of valid, I have a 6.5 and have had 2 exes say that I pushed it in too much. I learned after that to NOT go balls deep.

But their flavor of typing, their style of words and language makes me think they're an internet autist who hasn't touched grass since their high school graduation.

>>33538880 (OP)
As a man upwards thrust is legit, the G-spot is on the front wall - that's why a lot of girl like doggy because men usually thrust down, and that stimilates it (ofc, evolution)
Balls deep also legit, I admit that I am 6 and even that could hurt without proper intruduction.
Weight also legit. You not lay on her but over. If you ever want to have sex start planking now, thank later.
Cowgirl also. Girls use to have exciting moments when want to take control but after they realized that is exhausting and not much to do they stop.

Talking about this is obv cringe but necessary. Too many people educated on porn where the important how it looks not how it feels.

>>33539002
>If you ever want to have sex start planking now, thank later.
real. Sex taught my body to develop the muscles to plank

>>33539002
>Talking about this is obv cringe but necessary.
Exactly why I asked why does OP even care

ITT: Brown zoomers.

So how can you tell when someone is bad or good at sex by conversation alone?

>>33538880 (OP)
Doing sex optimization is stupid. Sex should be fun and playful.

>>33539034
all me

>>33543650
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jewish mindset.
one does not have to decide A or B. thats false dichotomy.
one can optimize their body and mind and spirit to have joyful and playful sex (thats what i am doing, for example)
not only am i going to fuck on the physical plane, but also aetherically and of course, on the astral plane.
imagine you just had sex for one hour in all positions, all rooms of your house and the garden, maybe in the dirt, on a hot summer evening, with your soulmate, twinflame and then while you cuddle together to sleep, you both wake up in the same lucid astral plane, just to have even more love, for duration. and duration is no time because time does not exist, it is only duration and durations can be anything, but mostly they are infinite.
and better yet, you do not need any drugs to do all of the above.

love is all you need is love is what they say, dont they?

now, where do i attract my soulmate that comprehends and shares my goals and can endure my love?

>>33541798
>So how can you tell when someone is bad or good at sex by conversation alone?
If they use the word "foreplay" then they're very bad at sex. Someone who is good at sex regards everything that happens for the entire session as sex, and PIV simply as one aspect of sex. Viewing PIV as the main event and everything that happens before it merely as preparation for PIV is an erotic red flag.