Thread 33540447

>I can manifest cancer upon myself. don't ask
Since I have (my parents pay me) a great healthcare plan + im not murrikan so there's public, free healthcare plans; Are there significant benefits of having cancer? So far, according to my research:
>given opioids which may mean high 24\7
>given free steroids (testosteronemaxx)
>roids + wasting syndrome mean I can eat 5K cal. a day of junk food and not get fat
>i do semen retention so any downsides\ side effects of treatment will be extremely minimal
>I can die soon. this planet is hell and im not being edgy or contrarian
>i can act like an a*shole \insane brat\ etc with impunity since I AM going to die soon
>probably will get assigned "caretakers"\ occupational therapists\ ambulant nurses ie; Servants
>can demand expensive stuff\ trips\ fun activities from my parents
pic unrelated

>>33540447 (OP)
Save on haircuts

>>33540447 (OP)
Yes... some of those are not as much fun as they sound. You're given opioids because you're in agonising pain. You lose weight because you can't swallow any more. The steroids you get are not anabolic steroids, they just help you to feel slightly less ill with the chemotherapy. And so on.