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Anonymous No.33541078 >>33541120 >>33541130 >>33541138 >>33541143 >>33541179 >>33541181 >>33541349 >>33542185 >>33544962 >>33548990 >>33549820 >>33549986 >>33552388 >>33552584 >>33562694 >>33563053 >>33563357 >>33567717 >>33567838 >>33568919 >>33570950 >>33576801
Is being a gooner really that bad?
Anonymous No.33541120 >>33549820 >>33549967 >>33578704
>>33541078 (OP)
i mean if you want a wife and kids yeah
Anonymous No.33541130
>>33541078 (OP)
It can keep you sane through low point especially if you're working on something, trying to get your money up
I get really irritable and horny when I abstain, it increases my impact towards women but the thing is I work a public facing job and sexual tension gets in the way of my duties and makes me think thoughts about risking my entire career for some pleasure. Gooning keeps me on track earning money without feeling like I need to tear to skin off of my skull
Anonymous No.33541137
I dont think that being a gonner is that bad, since there are soo many nowadays.
But it is bad if just goon all days i think you understand that. Everything in excess causes problem.
Anonymous No.33541138 >>33544974
>>33541078 (OP)
Who was that famous dude who would just jerk off and nut all over women? He wouldn't even penetrate the mouth, ass or vage. Just jerks off in front of them. Now that's a gooner I can look up to and respect.
Anonymous No.33541143
>>33541078 (OP)
Gooner is just one letter away from 'Goner'.
Anonymous No.33541179
>>33541078 (OP)
Yes, gooncaveing is peak reddit.
Anonymous No.33541181
>>33541078 (OP)
Its fine. You can be an alcoholic or drug addict or serial killer, but all you do is beat off.
Anonymous No.33541349 >>33541354 >>33541641 >>33544974
>>33541078 (OP)
I saw a video today of a couple of lesbians getting spanked by this other lesbian and getting wedgies with like grandma panties

I saw the jiggle physics of the butt and I was like.. aaata..
like, it awakens something primal.
It cannot be stopped
millions must be creampied
Anonymous No.33541354 >>33541375 >>33541386
>>33541349
Anonymous No.33541375
>>33541354
Who is that? Is that Johnny Sins?
Anonymous No.33541386 >>33549011
>>33541354
kek google images says this is the colosseum
Anonymous No.33541641
>>33541349
can I see?
Anonymous No.33542185 >>33542237 >>33549820
>>33541078 (OP)
you were never going to amount to anything anyway, so go ahead.
Anonymous No.33542237 >>33542605
>>33542185
Hey, what's that supposed to mean?!
Anonymous No.33542605 >>33542660
>>33542237
jej
Anonymous No.33542660 >>33544929
>>33542605
Hmm, never seen a comic strip that reads in the opposite direction before.
Anonymous No.33544929
>>33542660
Weird
Anonymous No.33544962
>>33541078 (OP)
No, it's very fun.
Anonymous No.33544974 >>33547600
>>33541138
Louis CK
>>33541349
Sauce
Anonymous No.33544986
Is gooning a defined activity?

I feel like jerkin it 8 hours a day, simping for OF models or adoring specific porn models, is completely opposite from getting it out of the way in 5 mins with none or minimal amount of porn. Youre still masturbating daily technically
Anonymous No.33547600
>>33544974
Louis CK didn't do porn
Anonymous No.33548990
>>33541078 (OP)
Much better than being an alcoholic or pothead but still not that healthy to jerk off more than a few times a week
Anonymous No.33549011 >>33549834
>>33541386
>zoomer newfags don't recognize Der Coomer
This site is truly dead.
Anonymous No.33549820 >>33570950
>>33541078 (OP)
>>33541120
>>33542185

As a successful man with a wife, and kid I can say that loving porn, and cumming every day is one of the main reasons I'm able to function on a high output level. I don't drink, smoke, or gamble, but if loving porn, and cumming a lot makes you a "gooner" then I will say being a gooner has given me a very desirable life.
Anonymous No.33549834
>>33549011
I remember when every post on every board was
AAHHHHHHHHHHHH I'M COOOOOOOOMMMIIIIIINNNNNGGGGG
Anonymous No.33549956
i fucking love it. the orgasms are amazing, especially if i abstain for a week or two. but i recognize it's a sign that i need more in my life. im in my mid-30's and work a dead end job and totally see how gooning pacifies me to this miserable and pathetic existence.
Anonymous No.33549967
>>33541120
I goon specifically because I don't have a wife, nor any chance of getting one
Anonymous No.33549986 >>33550649 >>33552377
>>33541078 (OP)
I don't know what gooning actually means. I cum upwards of 15 times a day but I definitely don't goon. I just get the urge, masturbate for average 2 minutes and cum, maximum 10 minutes and cum
Anonymous No.33550649 >>33550809
>>33549986
When do you start shooting blanks?
Anonymous No.33550809 >>33555486
>>33550649
>Anon has never heard of the femanon
Anonymous No.33552377
>>33549986
I masturbate an average of two to six hours a day and I cum maybe a hundred times an hour without stopping. I would say I am way beyond gooning.
Anonymous No.33552388 >>33552448
>>33541078 (OP)
Gooning means you don't cum. Cooming means you jerk off a lot.

Gooning is unhealthy for your body in a lot of ways, and of course there's a mental aspect as well. Jerking off a lot with actual cumming is not a problem really unless you can't manage the day without doing it randomly and putting aside your responsibilities to do it.
Anonymous No.33552448 >>33552454
>>33552388
>Gooning is unhealthy for your body in a lot of ways
Anon has never heard of male multiple orgasms
Anonymous No.33552454 >>33552468
>>33552448
Having an orgasm is not gooning, gooning is literally edging indefinitely.
Anonymous No.33552468
>>33552454
It's a shame they don't have a word for orgasming indefinitely
Anonymous No.33552584 >>33552627
>>33541078 (OP)
hedonism has been shown to lower a man's Quality of Life and usually puts men on anti-depressants or suicide watch. But hey, you are a secularist, so you don't care what's best for yourself or society.
Anonymous No.33552627
>>33552584
>But hey, you are a secularist, so you don't care what's best for yourself or society.
lol what?
Anonymous No.33555486
>>33550809
huh?
Anonymous No.33558687
I need to know this man
Anonymous No.33559091 >>33562485 >>33562499
Sometimes I judge myself as a gooner because I look at a lot of porn (Mostly unrealistic 2D weeb shit) when I'm going to town for 1-2 hours at a time and do the whole tab switching thing. I'll occasionally throw in eroge and games too. But then I remember that I really only do it once a week and otherwise avoid browsing sexual content. Been about ten days since I even looked at the stuff last, haven't been in the mood. I don't know, the human condition is strange and we look at everything in such extremes. We're so quick to label ourselves as such that we forget the subtleties, missing the forest for the trees. The types that LARP as spiritually pure semen retaining monks are just as laughable as a guy who paints his nails and rides a Bad Dragon dildo whilst lecturing you about his thoroughly milked prostate. Maybe the self-criticism and sense of shame is just a sign that you're actually alright all things considered?
Anonymous No.33562485
>>33559091
Well said, gooner. Well said.
Anonymous No.33562499
>>33559091
>and do the whole tab switching thing.
I never look at porn on my computer. I load videos I like onto my phone or watch them on my TV.
Anonymous No.33562694 >>33563036
>>33541078 (OP)
it's ok if (and only if) you manage to get laid or have a steady gf

otherwise you risk being content with the sex substitute, which means you won't have the hunger and discipline required to acquire a sexual partner
Anonymous No.33563036 >>33563433
>>33562694
I don't have a girlfriend and that's never happened to me. I goon hard and have a burning desire for a girlfriend at the same time.
Anonymous No.33563053 >>33563196
>>33541078 (OP)
I can’t get over this girl’s ass.
Anonymous No.33563196
>>33563053
Same. It's quite epic.
Anonymous No.33563357 >>33563377 >>33563381
>>33541078 (OP)
It's bad because it can turn into an addiction, it messes up with your brain's dopamine production, it decreases your self-esteem and social confidence, and it also somehow messes up with your spiritual wellbeing (I know from experience) which can lead to mental health issues; of course, setting aside the problem of watching pornography. You should look up the benefits of NoFap. At the two-week mark of abstinence you could start feeling like normal again, at the month of abstinence even better and experience benefits like more energy, confidence, drive, cheerfulness, focus and magnetism; because you stop engaging in impurity and wasting your semen which some say acts like a life force of sorts (even though this is not an endorsement of New Age or neopagan beliefs).
Anonymous No.33563377 >>33563855 >>33565768
>>33563357
Who the fuck is that guy? Is that Johnny Sins?
Anonymous No.33563381 >>33563486
>>33563357
How do you explain the people who look at porn all the time and never experience the negative things you're talking about?
Anonymous No.33563433
>>33563036
How many women have you actively tried to fuck during this summer?
Anonymous No.33563486 >>33563768
>>33563381
First of all, I don't know exactly who you're talking about, and that claim sounds like it can easily be made without any evidence backing it up. You said "who look at porn all the time" without mentioning masturbation and orgasm, but I'm assuming you mean all three (P.M.O.). I guess they either hide the bad symptoms, they seared their conscience, became cynics or are the Evil One's children. No one in their right mind feels great after P.M.O. They may feel relieved and relaxed at first, but normal people must then pay a price for that behavior which can manifest in low dopamine, social anxiety, low confidence with women, addiction, etc. You can also look up "bad luck after masturbation" online and find people talking about this topic, although it's questionable as superstition.

Moving on from the "pornography" topic to "masturbation":
I'm not trying to be judgemental because I've masturbated a lot in my past and I still struggle with this bad habit. I've thought a lot about it and tried figuring out just how wrong it is, because it can also be said it is a form of outlet for sexual frustration and isolation (although this frustration diminishes on its own the less you feed it), but it is nonetheless a bad habit that can easily lead to bad consequences, and for our health, wellbeing and self-respect it's better to avoid it whenever possible.

At the end of the day, the cardinal virtue of chastity is superior to an impure bad habit that can become an addiction and lead to damaging yourself and others. I know it's easier said than done, that's why we need grace from Heaven to fight this. Again, I'm not trying to be judgemental, and it's not the end of the world if you coom because you can still repent and recover, just trying to help in a good way.
Anonymous No.33563624
honestly it's only fine for women cause double standards and they can't get ED or Peyronie's disease
Anonymous No.33563768 >>33567682
>>33563486
Well... eheh... I guess we'll just have to agree to disagree.

For years I have jerked off to porn and orgasmed many many... many times and I have felt absolutely and unapologetically energized rejuvenated and supercharged with absolute and unforgivable joy happiness and complete satisfaction each and every single time I did it.

I am so grateful to porn and masturbation for it has enriched my sex life in a million different ways that I could never have imagined. Porn is simply the greatest gift to mankind that mankind could ever give itself.

So I guess this is just one of those funny things in life where two people can have two completely different outcomes from the same experience.
Anonymous No.33563855 >>33564370 >>33565768
>>33563377
somebody better answer me bitch
Anonymous No.33564370 >>33564534
>>33563855
He is a man who reviewed a shitton of porn on imdb. He also simped on twitter for a pornstar. His behavior got popular and turned into a meme. The picture is of him from an adult entertainment con (like gamescon but with porn instead)
Tldr
He is a coomer
Anonymous No.33564534 >>33565768
>>33564370
What his name homie?
Anonymous No.33564756 >>33565338
No not really unless thats all you do 24/7 and start raping women
Anonymous No.33565338
>>33564756
>and start raping women
oh shit I better stop then
Anonymous No.33565768
>>33563377
>>33563855
>>33564534
blud wasn't on 4chan in 2019
ngmi
Anonymous No.33567682
>>33563768
>Porn is simply the greatest gift to mankind that mankind could ever give itself.
>not even trying to hide true intentions
Anonymous No.33567717
>>33541078 (OP)
Men are retreating from relationships, from institutional demands, from collective obligation. Not by cowardice, nor nihilism, nor weakness but by sacred refusal to collude with a world that has hollowed out the feminine into parody and severed eros from its mythic root.
This retreat is not a conscious movement toward soul, for most men have not heard of soul. It is not a deliberate descent into myth, for most don't remember the myths. And yet it happens, everywhere.
Men retreat not in search of the feminine within but in search of refuge. They turn away from real relationships, work, education, not because they hate women, but because the outer feminine devoid of beauty, of function, of soul has become unrecognizable and if given a choice between emptiness and the parody, they choose emptiness. They choose nothing rather than violate what remains of their inner integrity.
But it is there in the void that the great possibility stirs.
Even if they do not name her, do not know her, have never met her, still within that emptiness the anima awaits.
She does not need to be reimagined, reengineered, or "updated". She does not ask to be made familiar to the modern psyche. She need only be seen, once. As she is in the dark, without distortion, without irony, without demand.

This act of remembering is enough.

Because where culture collapses, myth re-emerges and where men descend into the silence beneath language, soul prepares its next eruption. The anima was never meant to be found in daylight; she is born in shadow, dwells in dream and speaks first through absence.
So let it be said: true virtue is born in darkness.
And when men meet her there not as escape, not as fantasy, but as a reawakening they will return. Not as obedient citizens of a broken world, but as bearers of the fire, as visionaries, warriors, poets, and builders, not of new systems but of meaningful life.

This is not disappearance, it's gestation.
Anonymous No.33567838
>>33541078 (OP)
Men are retreating from relationships, from institutional demands, from collective obligation. Not by cowardice, nor nihilism, nor weakness but by sacred refusal to collude with a world that has hollowed out the feminine into parody and severed eros from its mythic root.
This retreat is not a conscious movement toward soul, for most men have not heard of soul. It is not a deliberate descent into myth, for most don't remember the myths. And yet it happens, everywhere.
Men retreat not in search of the feminine within but in search of refuge. They turn away from real relationships, work, education, not because they hate women, but because the outer feminine devoid of beauty, of function, of soul has become unrecognizable and if given a choice between emptiness and the parody, they choose emptiness. They choose nothing rather than violate what remains of their inner integrity.
But it is there in the void that the great possibility stirs.
Even if they do not name her, do not know her, have never met her, still within that emptiness the anima awaits.
She does not need to be reimagined, reengineered, or "updated". She does not ask to be made familiar to the modern psyche. She need only be seen, once. As she is in the dark, without distortion, without irony, without demand.

This act of remembering is enough.

Because where culture collapses, myth re-emerges and where men descend into the silence beneath language, soul prepares its next eruption. The anima was never meant to be found in daylight; she is born in shadow, dwells in dream and speaks first through absence.
So let it be said: true virtue is born in darkness.
And when men meet her there not as escape, not as fantasy, but as a reawakening they will return. Not as obedient citizens of a broken world, but as bearers of the fire, as visionaries, warriors, poets, and builders, not of new systems but of meaningful life.

This is not disappearance, it's gestation.
Anonymous No.33568919
>>33541078 (OP)
Men are retreating from relationships, from institutional demands, from collective obligation. Not by cowardice, nor nihilism, nor weakness but by sacred refusal to collude with a world that has hollowed out the feminine into parody and severed eros from its mythic root.
This retreat is not a conscious movement toward soul, for most men have not heard of soul. It is not a deliberate descent into myth, for most don't remember the myths. And yet it happens, everywhere.
Men retreat not in search of the feminine within but in search of refuge. They turn away from real relationships, work, education, not because they hate women, but because the outer feminine devoid of beauty, of function, of soul has become unrecognizable and if given a choice between emptiness and the parody, they choose emptiness. They choose nothing rather than violate what remains of their inner integrity.
But it is there in the void that the great possibility stirs.
Even if they do not name her, do not know her, have never met her, still within that emptiness the anima awaits.
She does not need to be reimagined, reengineered, or "updated". She does not ask to be made familiar to the modern psyche. She need only be seen, once. As she is in the dark, without distortion, without irony, without demand.

This act of remembering is enough.

Because where culture collapses, myth re-emerges and where men descend into the silence beneath language, soul prepares its next eruption. The anima was never meant to be found in daylight; she is born in shadow, dwells in dream and speaks first through absence.
So let it be said: true virtue is born in darkness.
And when men meet her there not as escape, not as fantasy, but as a reawakening they will return. Not as obedient citizens of a broken world, but as bearers of the fire, as visionaries, warriors, poets, and builders, not of new systems but of meaningful life.

This is not disappearance, it's gestation.
Anonymous No.33568947
Men are retreating from relationships, from institutional demands, from collective obligation. Not by cowardice, nor nihilism, nor weakness but by sacred refusal to collude with a world that has hollowed out the feminine into parody and severed eros from its mythic root.
This retreat is not a conscious movement toward soul, for most men have not heard of soul. It is not a deliberate descent into myth, for most don't remember the myths. And yet it happens, everywhere.
Men retreat not in search of the feminine within but in search of refuge. They turn away from real relationships, work, education, not because they hate women, but because the outer feminine devoid of beauty, of function, of soul has become unrecognizable and if given a choice between emptiness and the parody, they choose emptiness. They choose nothing rather than violate what remains of their inner integrity.
But it is there in the void that the great possibility stirs.
Even if they do not name her, do not know her, have never met her, still within that emptiness the anima awaits.
She does not need to be reimagined, reengineered, or "updated". She does not ask to be made familiar to the modern psyche. She need only be seen, once. As she is in the dark, without distortion, without irony, without demand.

This act of remembering is enough.

Because where culture collapses, myth re-emerges and where men descend into the silence beneath language, soul prepares its next eruption. The anima was never meant to be found in daylight; she is born in shadow, dwells in dream and speaks first through absence.
So let it be said: true virtue is born in darkness.
And when men meet her there not as escape, not as fantasy, but as a reawakening they will return. Not as obedient citizens of a broken world, but as bearers of the fire, as visionaries, warriors, poets, and builders, not of new systems but of meaningful life.

This is not disappearance, it's gestation.
Anonymous No.33569579 >>33570701
Hey, what happened to the comment that was just here? Was it deleted for being chatgpt spam?
Anonymous No.33570701 >>33576483
>>33569579
That bad huh? :D
Anonymous No.33570950 >>33573298 >>33577742
>>33541078 (OP)
1-2 faps a day is no big deal, just don't turn into a real gooner where it's all you do all day

>>33549820
based
Anonymous No.33573298
>>33570950
Hawt
Anonymous No.33576483
>>33570701
Yep!
Anonymous No.33576801 >>33576927
>>33541078 (OP)
Oy vey! No, not at all?! Keep busting off, spilling your masculine essence as the world, and women, pass you by! Downgrade your consciousness so you operate at base level like the beasts of the earth! You're much easier to control that way. Bust as much as you can, goy! It's good for you!
Anonymous No.33576927 >>33577044
>>33576801
Your jew hatred aside, porn and masturbation are indeed actually good for you.
Anonymous No.33577044 >>33577564
>>33576927
masturbation, yes
porn, no
Anonymous No.33577072
gooner here, it's pretty bad but i can't stop
Anonymous No.33577564
>>33577044
porn definitely yes

porn refreshes reenergizes and satisfies your mind body and spirit every time you watch it

a pure celebration of human sexual desire in its most carnal visual form

porn is very important food for the mind and spirit everyone should be watching porn everyday very good for you highly recommend
Anonymous No.33577742 >>33577849
>>33570950
I goon because I'm lonely and horny, but I don't like normal porn. I like porn with characters I'm familiar with, so R34.
Anonymous No.33577849 >>33577867
>>33577742
>characters I'm familiar with
Oh, like?
Anonymous No.33577867 >>33578928
>>33577849
Women from videogames I played, comics i read, or movies I watched.
Anonymous No.33578704
>>33541120
90% of OnlyFans users are married, so that can't be it.
Anonymous No.33578928 >>33578953
>>33577867
I never understand how you fap to things that aren't real
Anonymous No.33578953 >>33579010
>>33578928
The same way I can feel things while watching movies or playing games with characters that aren't real.
Anonymous No.33579010 >>33579094
>>33578953
Okay see... the movies, are played by real humans. I can fap and get emotionally attached to that. Cause it's a real fucking human behind the camera.

A fucking video game character is nothing but a block of pixels.
Anonymous No.33579094 >>33579155
>>33579010
>a block of pixels.
Obviously made to represent, and looks like, a person with feelings and everything that makes her human. Btw even real actors are shown as pixels on a screen. Whether they are hand drawn, CGI or real actors, they're equally real. You're the only one having problems with seeing cartoon and videogames characters as real people.
Anonymous No.33579155
>>33579094
>Whether they are hand drawn, CGI or real actors, they're equally real.
Okay, you're sort of becoming a retard with that statement. An actor in a hollywood film, actually exists in the real world. That's why they make the distinction between animation and live action.

>You're the only one having problems with seeing cartoon and videogames characters as real people.
Listen to yourself. Either you're trolling me or you're a fucking schizo. If the latter, get help, seriously.