Thread 33542357

it's the worst thing that can happen to a man and I can't fucking talk to anyone in my life about it. I was on holiday in Ibiza 2 months ago and it was fucking boiling hot I was sweating like a pig, so I slept fully nude in the hotel and some sort of venomous black widow spider bit me on my penis. I thought nothing of it at first but within hours I got the worst stinging pain in my life, my penis was purple and swollen. I started throwing up it felt like my penis was on fire. By the time I got to the emergency room I was told it was too late. My dick is currently pitch black and shrivelled. Doctors can't do shit so for the past few weeks it's just been a game of waiting for the penis to fall off by itself and from there they can do surgery.

i am in so much fucking pain and have been severely depressed beyond belief and don't know what to do with myself. i am a virgin and i don't know how girls are going to react when i they see that i have no penis. My manhood is gone forever.

>>33542357 (OP)
Btw in case anyone doubts me, here's an article about something very similar to my situation

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/health/uk-holidaymakers-warning-fingers-amputated-29580583?int_source=amp_continue_reading&int_medium=amp&int_campaign=continue_reading_button#amp-readmore-target

have you considered becoming a trap?

>>33542357 (OP)
Well bro that sucks, my honest advice is to get good at eating women out. At the risk of being nosy can you still pee like before?

>>33542357 (OP)
That's not how necrosis works, anon. Nice bait, though.

I know shit happens but I will just pretend this is creative writing until provided with a timestamp proof

>>33542357 (OP)
I won't read pull-the-other-one threads.

>>33542357 (OP)
Post pics
Fucked up if true . Can you get a penis implant? They do it for troons.

>>33542609
What does that even mean

>>33542357 (OP)
Is that what is called prickly heat?

>>33542357 (OP)
look at it this way, you're free, OP

>>33543577
>What does that even mean
(NTA) "Pull the other one" is a British expression meaning "this is an obvious wind-up". "You're pulling my leg" is another variation.

You're going to need to redeploy the excess energy. I suggest you become Spiderman/Peter Parker. Although you really don't have much of a Peter now do you? You need to turn this into a good thing. Stop crime. You can wear a bright red jumpsuit now and nobody can see your erections since that's not your problem anymore. Get the bad guys!