Thread 33542375

Previously: >>33539365

>>33542375 (OP)
why is bro swimming with his glasses on
anyway Kida was bad af

>>33542375 (OP)
We were nowhere near the image limit, retard.

third for loving women but being afraid of them at the same time

>>33542387
>why is bro swimming with his glasses on
So he can see her swimsuit clearly duh

If daddy tells you to make dinner does he need to tell you one time or spank you after the second

>>33542391
>We were nowhere near the image limit, retard.
138/150 is close to the image limit, retard.

men
why do you lie so much even when a woman is honest with you

>>33542408
It was 136 at the time you created the thread. 148 would have been close. Please die in a fire.

>>33542375 (OP)
8th for flat girls!
love flat girls they deserve lots of forehead kisses and lots of love

>>33542415
agreed, way too early, not even on page 9 either

>>33542412
>why do you lie so much even when a woman is honest with you
Women are fickle and will use things against you months later. And as a man there as just things you accept you can never talk about to anyone so you avoid it or cover it.

Any mentally ill women that I can manipulate itt?

>>33542412
Cause myao told me to

>>33542412
To keep you hooked

>>33542415
>Please die in a fire.
You're so mad that you couldn't post your fake rules you want me to die?
What is wrong with you?
Seek mental health.
>Previous FAQ poster have made new threads on 135 images saying it was close to image limit, so don't blame me when you did the same.

it's 15:28 time for another cup of coffee!!!

>>33542397
man of culture...
>>33542412
I've been told I'm a really bad liar IRL kek, I don't think I have it in me
>>33542431
based, try not to have any too late (I say as someone who sometimes has a latte before bed to soothe my adhd)

>>33542416
Woo we made the list

>>33542421
vat .?

>>33542412
I'm not lying, you are making things up again, just like the other day when you were wrong. You probably don't even remember anymoee.

>>33542412
Love of the game.

Girls, what can a guy do to make you feel used in a good way?

>>33542458
The game? Lost.

>>33542446
Its all your fault. You made me lie

>>33542435
>based, try not to have any too late (I say as someone who sometimes has a latte before bed to soothe my adhd)
I drink so much it doesn't keep me from falling asleep anymore lol though on rare occasions it does so yeah I better be careful thanks for reminding me anon!

women are you sexually attracted to men?

>>33542466
Yes

>>33542462
>pic
We sure do.

>>33542412
>why do you lie so much even when a woman is honest with you
I'm not your ex

>>33542466
No

>>33542466
Ew, no.

>>33542451
what are you referring to

>>33542465
yeah, just be careful with that, bc it can affect your sleep quality and you can fall into a trap of needing to chug coffee all day to function
>>33542473
what if ur lying jk
>>33542479
>Ew, no
are u a lezzer

>>33542473
i've never had an ex, this is purely from my time spent here

>>33542480
See?
I knew you had already forgotten. You're always this way, you just forget things and then blame me for it.

>>33542475
Lmao, based

Need anxious femanon to squeeze the bad thoughts out of.

>>33542462
great, there goes a multi-year streak down the drain. bitch ._.

>>33542485
>i've never had an ex, this is purely from my time spent here
You're surprised that people lie on 4chan?

>>33542493
you don't wanna deal with me when i'm anxious

>>33542490
ok girlboss gaslight and gatekeep anon

I dream of electric femanons

>>33542497
I wouldn't like you when you're anxious?

>>33542498
>gaslight
Glad you understood.

>>33542502
anxious me is miserable to be around

>>33542497
Do you self harm?

>>33542505
Why?

>>33542507
no, just isolate myself

>>33542412
lying is against my religion and moral values. if i have something that i 'have' to lie about, i'll either not respond (if appropriate) or give a straight up "i cannot/will not talk about that", even if it's a bit weird.

>>33542485
>this is purely from my time spent here
nta but this really is the dregs of society posting here lol
also I'm often much worse here than I am IRL and that's probably the case for many anons

>>33542513
Pretty based desu

>>33542512
Are you avoidant?

>>33542510
i sigh a lot, pace around the house, unconsciously vocalize my thoughts, basically do a lot of unproductive adhd shit while i ignore you and tell you to fuck off for distracting me

>>33542483
so far it hasn't happened and I drink like 4 cups a day I think I'm just immune or something

>>33542499
>t.andrioid
Clanker

>>33542523
introvert but we can call it that too

>>33542375 (OP)
M or F
Do you ever feel bad about the things you say here?

>>33542532
M
Not really. Sometimes.

>>33542532
M
femanon's grown-up she can handle it

>>33542532
Sometimes I encourage girls to be lewd. Yes I feel a little bad after.

>>33542538
Same

>>33542533
>>33542537
What have you said

>>33542532
M
No. I always try to be nice and respectful

>>33542530
No, those are different things.
Introverted people usually have a small circle of people the trust and still convide into. With a partner they usually put a lot of trust into.
Avoidant people will avoid not just any conflict, but also seeking out help, have issues with trusting people and even a potential people.

men would you rupauls drag race with me

>>33542546
>men would you rupauls drag race with me
No, that's womanface.

>>33542532
M, yes all the time lmao, especially when I'm not sober or having a menty b
>>33542546
sure that sounds like a laugh

>>33542546
Talk English.

>>33542546
Would I watch it with you?

>>33542549
oops
>>33542551
yes :)))))))

>>33542549
Oi! Wud ya avva go at roopaul's drag rayce wif femanon, innit?

>>33542412
I literally gain nothing from lying to my friends/ family/ wife

>>33542545
>Introverted people usually have a small circle of people the trust and still convide into
was just talking to a friend in person two hours ago
>Avoidant people will avoid not just any conflict
oh i actively start shit all the time so that can't be it

Men lie because foids despise honest men.
/thread

>>33542546
I hate faggots. Sorry.

>>33542554
It's not something I'm interested in but I'd sit through a few episodes.

>>33542558
Then you're probably good.

>>33542559
Men lie because they're cowards
Grow a pair
/thread

>>33542551
I assumed she meant go on the show in drag kek
>>33542559
source: anon's ass
>>33542563
source: anon's brain
(same with lying hoes tho)
>>33542560
you're no fun

Why do women still date men when they dont really like us?

>>33542566
but i do like m*n

>>33542566
>Why do women still date men when they dont really like us?
They use us for our bodies

>>33542566
The funny thing is that anons always assume that every women hates men. I've seen this so much, it's almost absurd that someone can think in such a way.

>>33542574
>They use us for our bodies
hot if true

>>33542575
Why is that a funny thing? It's true.

>>33542575
Ah, goddamn typos. I should not be typing when drunk.
*woman

>>33542568
min

>>33542574
Ha yeah right

>>33542575
have you seen the way women talk about us?

>>33542563
real men don't lie
they are brutally honest and revel on the truth searing others, specially the hard hitting ones

what makes a woman seem too desperate

>>33542532
I have never felt bad for anything I've ever said

>>33542592
replying to the moids itt

>>33542563
You can't thread your own post, newfag.

>>33542581
Because it is a pretty strange belief, though maybe I could understand it if you've had several negative experiences with them.

>>33542583
I'm pretty sure that's just some of the women who think they're being woke or something.

>>33542592
>what makes a woman seem too desperate
Desperate is kinda hot imo

Girls, I really want a girl I'm fucking to say something like "I'm just a little fuckdoll!" Would you ever consider indulging this?

>>33542412
Women are never honest with me unless they're hookers

Say you got falsely accused of rape and/or abuse, but nobody except you and the accuser know it’s a lie. If most of the people you know believe the accuser and ostracize or start to hate you, would you understand? Or would you want vengeance? What would be your next course of action?

>>33542604
I would absolutely hate them for not believing me.

>>33542608
But statistically most rape/abuse accusations are true , can you blame them?

>>33542604
I would probs just say fuck em and go back to hermit life tbqh

>>33542604
Vengeance sounds great.

>>33542610
Yes. They know me, they know the kind of person I am. If they don't believe me, I would hate them.

you know what? I don't care what anybody says I thought castlevania circle of the moon was good

>>33542592
Desperate is not attractive.
Needy is.

>>33542461
Compliment bomb the fuck out of me while being as rough as you can. I'm talking digging your fingers into my butt so hard you leave bruises, gouging out my insides while you're fucking me, pushing my face into the bed, just generally crushing me with your weight, etc.

>>33542610
That's horrible. Can you look at the stats on which men specifically are doing most of the raping? Would it fix the crime issues if we kicked those men out of the country?

Women, when you say you’re bad at texting or that you’re life’s been crazy/hectic withs reason as to why, do you actually mean it?

>>33542604
This is the only time I feel bad for celebrities. Imagine millions of people hating you because of a false accusation/ and even if you get confirmed to be innocent, there’ll be people who assume you paid off the accuser or something.

>>33542601
Too reductive, no.

>>33542630
>Can you look at the stats on which men specifically are doing most of the raping? Would it fix the crime issues if we kicked those men out of the country?
be careful anon, the UK two tier police might arrest you for spreading alt-right propaganda...

>>33542628
I like telling how well she is doing and handling being used properly.

>>33542630
uh oh foids aren't going to like this one kek

>>33542633
>this is the only time I feel bad for celebrities
are you talking abt a specific case that's been in the news or smth, or just in general

I could post my hand, my forearm, a vocaroo, I could chat you ladies up but it will all be for nothing. I will still go to sleep in an empty bed

>>33542637
Just don't phrase it poorly. I love the physical feeling of being dominated, but the moment there is even playful verbal disrespect in that ballpark, I feel sick and get angry.

>>33542628
What compliments do you want to hear?

>>33542632
often i don't text back for weeks out of sheer laziness

moids
why have you stopped fucking around without commitment? i need a fuck toy yet any moid i meet irl wants a relationship. what the actual fuck is wrong with you? you're supposed to be le eternal bachelor, not fucking disney princesses. fags.

>>33542644
So you’re saying there’s still a chance?

>>33542645
Ugly stretch marks stomach.

>>33542645
I like to pass on my fathers name and have a legacy.

>>33542645
shuddup

>>33542643
Compliment my efforts, my achievements, my personality, the things I do for you and how all that makes you feel. Shallow stuff can be nice too, like about my body or whatever, but what I love best are the things that make me feel genuinely seen and understood by someone I love.

>>33542645
you tell em sis

>>33542641
>jebaited by discord groomers into posting yourself
ISHYGDDT

>>33542630
Be quiet and listen

>>33542640
Just in general. Look, I hate to stereotype women, but my cousin knows a famous r&b artist. The amount of gold diggers these guys get approached by is insane. I don’t doubt at least a couple of them would be willing to lie to make money, some even do it out of revenge.
The usual method is just to fabricate some sort of lie thats hard to dispute , then getting hush money so they dont put it out.
It’s blackmail but you reps what you sow hanging around degenerate women I guess.

>>33542650
hit the gym fatty
>>33542651
gay af
>>33542653
no u

>>33542654
>I'm so proud of you for getting that photography degree! *dents your cervix*

>>33542645
sooo is that a no to dating then? ;_;
>>33542641
it's for the bantz
>you're supposed to be le eternal bachelor
I am but not a sexhaver one
>>33542661
well yeah just look at michael jackson breh
the more famous you are the more likely people are to try demonise you and fabricate stories for a payout

>>33542632
I usually do.

>>33542641
Not even any pillows?

>>33542666
I have a degree in photography, actually. I know it's ironic, but yes that's the direction that'd unironically get me off if the topic came up naturally.

>>33542592
only used goods are desperate

>>33542674
>I have a degree in photography, actually
I know.

>>33542667
>well yeah just look at michael jackson breh
He was a sicko. But I'm not surprised you're defending him.

>>33542604
>falsely accused of rape and/or abuse
the person would die within 2 days

>>33542548
>>33542561
cool <33

>>33542676
not true, even i'm not desperate

>>33542677
I feel seen.

>>33542604
>falsely
Time to fix that...

knitting a scarf for anon while drinking hot chocolate

>>33542667
>sooo is that a no to dating then? ;_;
ugh.
look, i just need hours of dick on the weekends to unwind. anything more than that just isn't practical. skip the fucking wedding rings and go get some viagra.

>>33542642
Meh...

>>33542645
you need a bald fat redditor manchild
they're the ones who want to roleplay as dildos
which is ironic since they have ED from eating zogslop

>>33542685
Do I get a prize?

>>33542687
I cant wait for it to cool down here so i can enjoy hot chocolate.

>>33542689
Yeah, they will need it after seeing your stomach.

>>33542684
used goods enter hormonal desperation when they realize what are the prereqs for the mom position

>>33542691
nope, not socializing with subhumans (aside from here when i'm bored)

>>33542702
>aside from here when i'm bored
Im not your convenient source of entertainment im a real human being

>>33542705
ackshually you're both

>>33542702
they're the ones that think the "sex&thecity" type of behavior is humanly acceptable
men with naturally high testosterone would shoot you in the lungs and watch you slowly die

>>33542707
>ackshually you're both
I despise you.

>>33542687
I tried to learn knitting, it's incredibly frustrating.
Hot chocolate is nice though.

>>33542705
>>33542710
why did you reply to a reply directed at me (>>33542691) ?

>>33542717
I can talk to whoever i want. You dont get to decide.

>>33542717
Because I can.

>>33542532
M
no because I only say nice things

>>33542709
men who refuse to fuck because they need to go on nice dates like prissy sissies first by definition don't have high testosterone. huh, maybe that's the problem with numales?
>>33542710
your mom

Gender
Whats your opinion on the elite jewish pedophiles who run the governments of the world

>>33542717
That's just how us narcies are~~~

Remember when she pretended to be someone else to defend herself.

>>33542645
Don't you have any FWBs?

>>33542463
i didn't make anyone do anything !!

>>33542493
putting me under a hydraulic press is the only way

>>33542731
Are you talking about kittenposter? This femanon isn't her.

>>33542645
Im not that into girls who are out being sluts fucking other guys
I will fuck you a few times but knowing you are getting railed when im not around is gross

>>33542659
This seems like a fetish

>>33542732
i tried but after a few days of chatting/texting and a first meetup they insist on bf/gf bullshit. it's like puritans have taken over.

>>33542735
As you wish.

>>33542412
I don't, but the bomber will always get through, as they say.
Dudes who just want to sleep around learn it's much easier to put on an act and say what women want to hear. Even if they fail 90% of the time, repetition will pay off for them.

>>33542513
based and kantpilled

>>33542679
wat
I mean I don't know all the deets but I know some cases against him were proven to be false and just to get monies

>>33542740
>it's like puritans have taken over.
They have look at what passing in goverments and payment processors

>>33542740
Go for black guys

>>33542689
>hours of dick on the weekends to unwind
can't you like make a cup of tea and read a book or smth
>go get some viagra
what am I a geriatric
>>33542716
maybe it's just knit your thing

>>33542741
why does this look like it would feel so good

>>33542592
If she compromises on her values, or shows she has low standards to begin with.

>>33542740
Have you tried being direct with your intentions? Or at least elude to it?

>>33542740
You could be a couple's unicorn

>>33542740
Id love for you to be part of my rotation. But we only meetup when I want. Deal?

>>33542748
>maybe it's just knit your thing
Nice one!

>>33542632
Second question
Women, how many of you have been on a date where you could see picrel and if not do you want to?

I'm horny!

>>33542760
ewww

I'm not horny at all bc I'm ill

>>33542764
get better soon anon <3

>>33542746
no racemixing
>>33542748
>can't you like make a cup of tea and read a book or smth
no. i'm wet after my workout sessions, too.
>>33542753
like just luring a bloke into my apartment then sexually assault him, pic related? no i haven't tried that yet.
>>33542756
no, i'm calling the shots. literally. i call, you come over.

fuck this, i'll look for a new moid to chat up.
wish me luck, chuds!

>>33542760
Shameful go splash yourself with cold water

>>33542375 (OP)
is that gypsy anonette still around?

>>33542767
>wish me luck, chuds!
Good luck whore hope you get what you deserve.

I'm not horny because I have been fapping too much.

>>33542741
ohhhh my back would crack so good ㅠㅠ

if u were an evolution of eevee which one would u be ?

>>33542772
hope your dick falls off

>>33542375 (OP)
M or F
Do you think the 2000's were fun?

Askin the bitches. If I look like Albrecht Dürer, would you be down to fuk or no?

>>33542604
Depends on the circumstances, but I'd probably understand.
I barely leave the house aside from work, and most of that time is either getting groceries or taking care of small animals (in a glass room, no less), so making a credible accusation of rape against me is kind of outlandish to anyone who actually knows me. For anyone who doesn't know me, it isn't personal, it's just them expressing their hatred of rapists. It's not fair or pleasant for me, and I wouldn't be passive about it, but I don't think they should be punished for it.
For people who do know me, then I would take it personally that they'd think I would ever be a rapist.

>What would be your next course of action?
Clear my name, if possible. If not, then if she somehow profited from making the accusation, I'd take her down with me. Otherwise I'd just seethe and move on, since lashing out at her would only make her seem more credible.

>>33542767
So all white guys are looking for relationships?

>>33542775
mean

>>33542727
As a regular Jew without any of the power or connections that elites have, it feels a bit like being an unevolved pokemon

>>33542645
can't tell if actual whore or moid hands

>>33542783
she's stacy

Women, say something hot

men
is it a turnoff/weird if a woman responds to you nearly instantly? what does it indicate to you

>>33542727
MtF
I think they're brave and progressive

>>33542776
I was there, and yes, most things were more enjoyable.

wish some art hoe would come up and say hi to me while i was reading ray bradbury on the stairs sometime

>>33542776
>Borders
Holy fuck, I feel old

>>33542763
That's the normal reaction.

>>33542786
No. It indicates she's not spinning plates

>>33542786
>is it a turnoff/weird if a woman responds to you nearly instantly?
No, don't overthink things.

>>33542786
I don't think it's weird. It shows your invested in carrying the conversation or that you want to answer whatever he asked. He'd probably appreciate the timely reply.

>>33542776
>Do you think the 2000's were fun?
M
The internet was more fun, the games were more fun, the music was better, the movies were better, and people generally seemed happier.

>>33542690
I get it. It's not ideal for the kink.
>>33542692
Yes, the satisfaction of my satisfaction.

>>33542786
hardly. it's not like you're not slavishly on your phone every second of every day. it's just rude not to respond quickly.

>>33542776
2000 for me was good as fuck for me
>Was 8 yo @2000
>Family was complete and actually we were doing really good for ourselves back then
>School, friends, playing outside
>Videogames, staying at friends place to play games till late evening
>Food tasted amazing even though it was simple
>Grandma next door, uncle teaching me stuff
>Going to shooting range with dad
>Hanging out with a girl i had crush on at said shooting range
>Not wanting to kill myself
>Didn't feel bad for not having sex, thought i have a lot of time still at 15-16
It was a better time

Nowadays im blackpilled as fuck and everything sucks and im just waiting till i fall over and die

>>33542766
thank youuu ;_;
I hope so lol
>>33542767
>i'm wet after my workout sessions, too
from like sweat, or...?
>>33542767
>luring a bloke
kek are you bri'ish? why not just go clubbing tomorrow night like the other slagz?
>>33542776
besides the childhood trauma and stuff yeah they were pretty litty ngl
>>33542786
M, no it's sweet, shows she is eager and proactive
>>33542790
>on the stairs
breh move out the way
>>33542796
>she's not spinning plates
you want to date a clown?

>>33542786
No
It indicates she either has her phone on her and isn’t busy or she’s into me. Both of which are preferably to the dumb game of purposefully waiting to not seem desperate. If I like you then I like you and hope you like me too

>>33542786
It indicates that she had her phone with her.

>>33542786
>what does it indicate to you
That she's obsessed with her phone, and all the implications that come with that. Probably lives her life through it. I'm not sure we'd be compatible.

>>33542689
>>33542767
Im down to meet up after workouts for fucksessions and then sharing tub of icecream and going back to our own things

>>33542786
I'm not really sure what you mean, but it brings to mind times my sister has not been attentive, but when she gives her attention it still seems not fully there, as if internally she continues to be occupied by something else, and when that happens her responses are quick, and almost seem insincere, in a way that almost seems to speak to how the enitre character of the person is. I've seen a meme before that identified a similar thing in women. I don't find this particularly annoying but I have identified it. I don't really know how to articulate it. I don't have really any experience with women though, no dating wise at least, so bare that in mind. I wouldn't worry about that at all though, if there really was a problem with it or behind it, you'd be able to identify that yourself I think, and I certainly wouldn't judge a girl for that. Seems like a non-issue.

>>33542808
This is sort of what I mean by the way.

>>33542805
>move out the way
i'm a compact person, stair traffic is unimpeded

>>33542777
Asking again.

>>33542786
No it's not weird

>>33542802
>33 minute response time
It wouldn't happen to be... *that* kind of satisfaction, would it?

>>33542764
Wait actually same though.

>>33542786
Always instantly?
Weird

Couple minutes after the first msg? Fine, a good sign
Hours / days later?
Shes getting her back blown out by someone who isnt me

>>33542819
aw ): get well soooon!!
>>33542820
>Hours later? Shes getting her back blown out by someone who isnt me
brev jumping to conclusions

>>33542822
People live with phones glued to their hands

Unless its time where normal people work...

Do scene girls still exist?

>>33542786
Nah its fine

>>33542823
>People live with phones glued to their hands
not everyone is a phone addict kek
some people sleep or have jobs without phone access or do other activities

>>33542824
Taken over by tatted up sluts with hardcore eyeliner and black lipstick and fishnets

Its an upgrade

>>33542822
Thanks anon, I will actually remember that you said this.

>>33542824
I don't know, tried to be one like last year.

>>33542767
I used to have the opposite problem dating desu where most girls weren't looking for anything serious
maybe we both need to start dating again then like wear disguises and switch partners
wait no that's hella gay nvm I didn't think this thru

>>33542828
yea <3 being ill sux ): I feel horrendous lol, so hope we both recover soon
>tried to be one like last year
that's pretty based, what did you try, how did it go?

>>33542786
no, I wish more women did that, when they take forever to reply it just feels like they're not interested

While back ago i met this girl at my gym who i got instantly very attracted to, mostly due to her absurdly hot bodytype, but i digress.

Anyways, we started talking and texting on ig dms, stuff was going fine but she went with some other dude basically I fumbled the bag.

Recently I seen her move, shes living in same city as me and she also is in same gym as me now which i also changed.

Yesterday i arrived to gym and there she is doing ab workout on the floor.
I waved hello and went to do my stuff.
She was there in front of me barefooted without socks and i could see her tiny pale feet and massive ass as she did cat camel pose. Then when she was finished she walked up and we had a short small chat.

Why are you femanons so goddamn lewd?
I understand you like feeling sexy but why do you like tormenting me so

>>33542780
apparently?
>>33542805
>from like sweat, or...?
no :^)
not a brit and hate parties
>>33542810
i hate ice cream. consider yourself ghosted.
>>33542829
maybe the issue is dudes thinking they can change my mind somehow. maybe i'm too chill.

>>33542835
If you hate icecream you are a weirdo freak!

>>33542835
>not a brit and hate parties
fairs, not even bars then? I guess looking for fuckboys on apps is your best bet then
>maybe the issue is dudes thinking they can change my mind somehow. maybe i'm too chill.
maybe, cocky bastards...
I would get sad and walk away with my tail between my legs when they pulled the "not looking for anything srs" card kek. in my partying days

State Gender
What made you feel happy today?
M
Two albums I've been looking forward to released today.

>>33542773
no reply ? (◞‸◟)

>>33542837
i'm a foid on 4chan dude. what the hell did you expect

>>33542830
>yea <3 being ill sux ): I feel horrendous lol, so hope we both recover soon
Exactly, you too anon.

>that's pretty based, what did you try, how did it go?
Unfortunately, nothing came to fruition.

>>33542813
>>33542777
>no replies
The question is sort of a joke but what I'm really asking is would you or would you not find a man who looked like Dürer attractive, or, would you or would you not be able to be connected with such a man, based on his looks? I don't look at that, or myself, and think it's traditionally attractive, but I'm curious what the femanons ITT would say, because I've been told I look like him, and as depicted in those self portraits, I do think I resemble him, more or less.

Women do you have empathy for lonely men?

>>33542846
not liking ice cream is pretty crazy ngl
I like that shit and I'm lactose intolerant
>>33542847
>nothing came to fruition
RIP, hope you had fun trying the style tho (:
>you too anon
thanks, currently dying kek
>>33542844
M, idk anons being nice here and jamming to some choons with a fren

Women if you could turn invisible, would you peep on men in the shower?

Must women make it extremely obvious they're settling for much less than they wanted

>>33542849
alright, i'll respond.
no i don't find him attractive because i don't like long hair and beards on men. alas all the "would you fuck someone looking like x" type questions are pretty pointless because what's coal in one person's eyes is a diamond to another's.

>>33542849
He looks like a nice guy.

>>33542850
Yeah, sure.

>>33542846
Not even like fruity icecream sorbet?

Thats crazy
What do you like then, outside of no commitment sex

>>33542857
>what's coal in one person's eyes is a diamond to another's
one man's trash is another man's treasure
>>33542813
bro is looking a bit fruity with this hairdo and fit, icl

>>33542844
m
wrote a decent diary entry, reading this book, listening to the pixies

>>33542853
The funny thing is that the same "last year" that I am pertaining to is also the same year that I'm pretty sure where I was genuinely dying, kek. I hope you don't get sick like that, it sucked ass.

>>33542855
In my experience yes.

>>33542865
what did you think you were dying of? i think i'm dying of something new every year. it's really tiring

>>33542854
Probably not.

>>33542864
Nta, but thanks for giving me some motivation to write.

women, what makes a dick suckable?

>>33542861
sports. music. shitposting. working on my side hustles. fapping to erotica fanfiction. trips to mountains. some other random stuff. eh, it's easy to arouse my curiosity in all sorts of topics.

>>33542875
just got to make it a habit. usually it's a real struggle since after work i'm so damn beat to pay much attention to anything, but today i got out early and had energy to unload

>>33542871
I actually have no idea lol, never told me what it was though I did have a blood test with "really thick blood".

>i think i'm dying of something new every year. it's really tiring
Holy crap dude,I'd say that's pretty frequent.

women is your pee yellow or clear?

>>33542877
I am a girl but no idea I have never sucked one.

How does semen taste? And how not to vomit when deep throat? And how to fuck well? I have only kissed twice and I am terrible I think. How do I kiss better? And what clothing style do men like in a girl?

>>33542857
Sure but I know there is a degree of objectivity in what makes a man attractive, as well as being seen as worthy by a female, I think, and I don't know where the line is drawn. I know a lot of the blackpill incel stuff is correct, but I know they are overly defeatist, but I really don't know, I merely have suspicion about what the truth is and it's brutal. I don't know if I should fully 100% eschew any care for women or not. Dürer did have a wife.
>>33542860
>He looks like a nice guy.
Ooof... that's about the most brutal thing you could have said.
>>33542862
>>bro is looking a bit fruity with this hairdo and fit, icl
Rennaissance drip be like that.

>>33542882
yeah i need to start a family or something so i'm not so damn lax about my health

>>33542885
Don't worry about any of that shit.

>>33542871
Anxiety and stress and poor sleep higiene.

>>33542773
>if u were an evolution of eevee which one would u be ?
>>33542845
I would be a meevee :^)

>>33542892
are you diagnosing me with these or is this your problem? if the former, you're right on the money

>>33542885
>How do I kiss better?
practice, just go with the flow and be enthusiastic, ask what he likes if you get closer
>And what clothing style do men like in a girl?
anything you like kek but sometimes cute/sexy clothes can be fun

>>33542886
>a degree of objectivity in what makes a man attractive
yes and no. take the beard thing, for example. most friends i know like facial hair on men while i can't stand it. then you have girls who like babyfaces on guys, others prefer rugged looks. obviously shit like obesity isn't attractive on anyone.

>>33542885
>How does semen taste?
Salty
>And how not to vomit when deep throat?
If you pinch the area between your thumb and index finger, it actually helps with your gag reflex. I use that when scrubbing my tongue
>And how to fuck well?
>How do I kiss better?
No idea. Ive never done it either
>And what clothing style do men like in a girl?
Cant go wrong with sundresses

>>33542813
Maybe. He looks evil in a gayish metalhead way.

I shaved my balls. I am all shaved now except chest but my chest has almost no hair compared with the rest

>>33542878
You sound fun and ...normal?
What for sports you enjoy, i personally do like powerlifting and other strength sports but do have interest in understanding other ones

Any links to readable material that you like?
Its getting kinda late and im in mood to get frisky

>>33542885
>what clothing style do men
i like broads who dress modestly. skirts and bonnets would not be amiss.

Do women ever just want a fingering and nothing more?

>>33542885
>How to fuck well
Learn and be willing to ride
You will be ahead of the curve already

Good evening my druidess…

>>33542889
But what if I throw up when giving head?

>>33542894
It's also my problem.

>>33542896
Ok thank you!

>>33542898
Every samen tastes the same?
Thank you.
I like sundresses

>>33542897
Here is another question. If beard and long hair are bad, what of long hair and NO beard? (yes I know, a dumb question perhaps https://youtu.be/o_-YQd0sqyo&t=255 ) I don't know how well I'd pull off short hair. I imagine not well, I'd probably look in the mirror and scream. Could shorten it to a degree, but I almost like it long. Is there a cut off for long hair, where most, perhaps all women, wouldn't find it attractive?

>>33542906
How do I learn without practice? Porn isn't real right?

>>33542865
oh gosh ): I can imagine!! how are you now?? <3 did you manage to get things resolved and sorted?
yh I don't think it's that serious lol but another friend is wiped out too and been off work. we suspect it might be cuz another friend brought some meat skewers to the cookout and we're dubious that she cooked them properly before feeding us. she's poisoned us all jkkk
I feel worse rn than when I had E. coli lol but I'm sure it will blow over

>>33542911
I like long hair. I think it is cool.

>>33542909
>Every samen tastes the same?
Nah. But the base level is salty. If the guy's diet is shit, it'll taste terrible.

>>33542815
It's an ongoing process.

>>33542909
You won't throw up giving head unless you're pushing yourself too hard, or the guy is being too rough with you, neither are things you need to deal with until you want to. Guys you should be willing to spend time on will be happy that your trying and you can push yourself more as you go and feel comfortable with it.

>>33542905
Fuck no. I demand dick.

>>33542915
Same with pussy?

>>33542919
Why? women don't like PiV beyond it's ability to coerce guys anyway so what's the point?

>>33542917
Ok thank you!

>>33542919
plap?

>>33542919
What if i took of your panties and said "fine" and just tapped my dick against your pussy couple times
And just when you are thinking im going to ram in you i give you gentle ass slap and walk away

>>33542912
Grind against pillow at home its similar movements

Or if you are really dedicated about improving, a suction cup dildo

>>33542776
I enjoyed it when White people weren’t a minority but liberal dykes had to ruin it for future generations.
>>33542739
It is.

>>33542903
my workout used to consist of a 6 hour mix of strength, bodyweight and cardio training. had to cut it down to 4 hours because of studies.
i like all sports aside from tennis and handball. there's a ninja warrior event coming up that i definitely wanna see live. maybe i'll snatch a fuck toy there.

uhh there's lots of links but i don't want to post my favourite pairings here lel.

>>33542911
i'd assume anything beyond shoulder-length on men can be a tough sell. definitely no long hair for me, even without a beard. on the bright side, i don't give a shit about baldness.

alright bois, my laundry is finished and doja cat just released the first song from her new album that i gotta listen to. thanks for entertaining me and good night!

>>33542919
your husband owes you sex

women do you really like dicks?

>>33542630
Nooo you cant blame nigglets for commiting crime, its their culture!!!

>>33542929
Ok thanks! Not buying a dildo because I am a virgin but maybe I can practice the movements or somenthing. I should't worry until if I have a boyfriend but I was curious.

>>33542720
>>33542722
why did you reply twice to me

>>33542919
yes ma'am..

>>33542628
Im jerking off to this

>>33542938
Because I can.

>>33542726
you don't really understand what testosterone does to the brain lol

>>33542932
I love that picture
They really knew what my horny ass liked

Where are you from again??
If the ninja warrior event is nearby, i could be your fucktoy

>>33542740
you know who isn't a puritan?
sóyface redditlard avengers fan who has a BLM shirt and a bplug

>>33542628
>digging your fingers into my butt so hard you leave bruises, gouging out my insides while you're fucking me
this sounds scary

>>33542932
Send me the links on disc: ogar

>>33542813
>>33542849
Hi I just got here- I love love this look

>>33542767
>wish me luck, chuds!
chuds don't talk to women here
max you're ever going to find in atoga is a sperglord having a panic attack

>>33542936
Oh also, getting strong butt by doing squats and hip thrusts at gym will not only make you sexier but also make you a fuck machine

No, you dont need to impress a guy with your sex skills

>If you don't make mid 6 figures you don't deserve love
>If you aren't sub-20 BMI (unless roided and know otherwise) you don't deserve love
>If you don't own property with your own private entrance you don't deserve love

Genders, agree, disagree? Or add to the list if you want.

>>33542786
no
it indicates you're with your phone open

>>33542930
>liberal dykes
yes, the real holders of power in this country

women can you smile-bait me?

>>33542949
chuds are mostly sperglords to begin with

A girl who likes me told me recently "You owe me a date." I think it was playful flirting but it also feels kind of toxic and rape-y.

>>33542958
Thats like giga green flag dude

>>33542958
yeah, you should probably report her to the police

>>33542959
Green flag for what?

>>33542958
what'd she do for you to make you owe her like that?

>>33542957
not the same type of crazie

>>33542412
I try not to ever lie. Though I must note that lying isn't the same as bullshitting, and I do bullshit a lot.

>>33542532
No, never. I don't say anything worth regretting.

>>33542604
My favorite movie is entirely about that.
It's not like you can really blame innocent people for believing what they hear. It sucks. I think all you can do then is get exonerated and then move away.

>>33542687
Hot chocolate is so good.
I have this hot chocolate penguin in my fridge from a year ago. You put it in hot milk, it melts and turns the whole thing into a tasty treat. But I can't bring myself to do it.

>>33542786
No, it's appreciated if anything. I hate waiting an hour between texts for "idk", "lol", "omg". Everybody has their phone on them all the times nowadays anyways.

>>33542844
Girl sat next to me on the bus. The rest of the bus was empty but she sat in the row right in front of me.

>>33542916
Please keep us updated.

>>33542958
>it also feels kind of toxic
ironic, since you sound like you eat vegetables
the most toxic thing on the planet

Thoughts on this video?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hp60JMWKiyM

>>33542956
what is that?

>>33542951
M
Nope

>>33542970
Nope

women do you care about how much a man's balls sag?

>>33542970
I didn't watch. The guy needs a haircut, and to go outside some of the time, and probably eat a little more.

>>33542955
Disgusting goblins

>>33542961
sex

>>33542971
NTA
Ragebait is a post intended to make people rage; smile-bait is a post intended to make people smile. He wants sweet things said to him.

>>33542971
bait me into smiling

>>33542973
Not much, but too much or too little is weird, but the goldilocks zone is pretty wide on it.

>>33542951
7 figures
7 inches
7 foot tall
7 lives
7 houses
7 languages
7 wives

>>33542979
>or too little
Wait so you dont like firm ones?

>>33542980
You forgot one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKqgroUYvPU

>>33542980
god, inflation is getting out of hand. Just when I thought I was getting close to all the sixes now 7s become the norm.

>>33542905
i like a spot stimulation the most so it wouldn't be that satisfying. and fingering my gspot doesnt feel the same as what a penis does

>>33542982
I'm not sure what you mean exactly. I'm not really an expert, but there is like, 'normal' sag, and then some guys don't really sag and their balls are more like a weird kind of bump which is a little weird. And then too saggy is also weird, but you would know, like if your balls sag lower than your dick is long, that's whack.

>>33542984
7 figures
7 inches
7 foot
7/10 wife

What Level of Autism do you have? Level 1 Autism, Level 2 Autism, or Severe High Impact Biohazard Autism?

women what makes a penis cute?

Cant believe femanon just like that went to listen to some doja cat when i had so many questions to ask AND she didnt deliver the links

How do I deal with a sexual partner's feet sweat stank when I do the do with her? Even after she washes, she has really stinky bare feet when she takes her socks off during sex. Should I just ask her to keep her socks on? This is also harder to do in the Summer when she only wears flip flops and a weird sandal version of toe shoes.

>>33542958
Bruh it's not that deep lol, take her on a date
>>33542951
M, no that's fucking materialistic and dumb lol
>>33542990
I agree rude although doja cat is pretty based icl

>>33542988
high functioning level 2. it's gonna be at least 3 years until i'm up for a promotion.

>>33542988
I have extinction level autism.

>>33542989
The Happy Ending Massager I bought a penis massage from said mine was cute because it was long and thin, with a curious and eager expression, kind of like a pet corn snake.

>>33542988
What level is skipping prom to play video games and not regretting it at all?

>>33542992
just get used to it. or bring it up. or maybe the next time you two get intimate you can pretend to be impotent and say it's because of her vile foot odor.

Why are there still so many Nazis in Dresden? There is literally graffiti saying that Nazis should go away, can't they read?

Women are you aware that during blowjobs you can really up your game by rubbing the guy's wet dick on your cheek, or ideally all over your face?

>>33542988
That's right I have AUTISM
Always
Upset
Terribly
Inefficient
Shitposting
Mundanity

>>33543001
where will they go?

Ethics aside, if we were to kill all the homeless drug addicts on the streets, would society as a whole benefit?

State gender,

Would you say maybe love is letting people be just what they want to be? That the door always must be left unlocked?

>>33542932
>i'd assume anything beyond shoulder-length on men can be a tough sell
I'm chest length and past the shoulder blades in the back. I know it's a noticable deviation from the mean. Not many men have hair as long as mine. I'm curious, (maybe you couldn't answer since you are going but someone else could) what assumptions, if any, might be made of me based on my hair length and does that factor in, or is that perhaps even the fundamental source of judgement?

>>33543005
No.

women whats your womb doing rn?

>>33543001
>why are there so many curses in this hotel built on an indian burial mound? i literally hung up a talisman telling them to go

>>33542922
That's retarded dick feels great.
>>33542925
Hate the word, but yes.
>>33542926
Break up if you didn't say "jk".
>>33542933
If I had one.
>>33542946
And pleasant.
>>33542967
No promises.

>>33543005
undoubtedly. no one flinches in the face of mass killings anymore, so there wouldn't even be a need to pretend it wasn't happening.

Girls, would you wear egirl/anime bright color wigs if your bf told you it would be hot during sex?

>>33543005
Once you activate the Murder Industrial Complex it is difficult to turn it back off again.

>>33543010
Why not

>>33543005
No, society would be stained with the blood of innocents. Anyway, persecuting people who are helpless is just a test case for authority figures to see how much shit they can get away with before they work their way up to murdering, imprisoning, and summarily executing ordinary members of society for cursory differences. It's like how kids who dismember animals in cold blood that they don't plan to eat or make some productive use of end up growing up to do some Jeffrey Dahmer shit.

Persecuting homeless people is like the Fascism version of that Serial Killer origin story, but for bloody ethnic, racial, and religious purges.

>>33542988
ASD is a cancer, obfuscating concept. Aspergers is real but they've replaced it with ASD which includes normal people with social problems, as I understand it.

Why do girls have to be slutty versions of everything?

Sorry I'm late anons
CHECK-IN TIME
Gender. How's your night going? How's the week gone for you? Any plans for the weekend?

>>33543015
This is true. I once witnessed a mass shooting at my university library and I casually asked the killer for directions to the bathroom and if the coffee shop in the lobby was still open at that hour.

>>33543019
Life threatening moral injury.

>>33543021
It's so that when immigration enforcement officers get fully repurposed into the modern SA and SS every autist, even the high functioning ones, can be rounded up in cattle cars to be gassed and incinerated in death camps.

>>33543023
M
Pretty good. Doing the usual. Dinner, scary movie, gaming, bed.
Week has been really good. Got a haircut I wasn't sure about. People seem to like it a lot.
I'm supposed to play games with one of my oldest friends this weekend, but he's very, very flaky, so we'll see.

>incoming freshman girl likes my recently posted ig post
Does she want to fucky fucky?

>>33543011
getting ready to shed its lining

She couldn’t imagine a future where she won against whitey, as in she physically can’t imagine the future, white women are cucks and suicided themselves

State gender.

What is the most racist, antisemitic, Islamophobic, xenophobic, misogynist, or ableist experience you have ever had on a date?

>>33543032
M
>date
lol

>>33543033
You've surely been on at least one date before.

>>33543032
m
>a date
as if

>>33543035
I repeat: lol

Do clown women have nice honkers?

>He beat me nonstop for 5 years
Why do women put up with this shit

>>33543031
I hate white women so much. We need to feed them medication until they die

>>33543030
aw man, does that mean you'll be mean to us for the next couple days?

>>33543039
Because they acknowledge that abusive men are closeted homosexualists and are trying to help them fight past their toxical masculinity in order to embrace their true nature as gay faggots.

Why do all of my girlfriends say I'm with them for only sex? I loved them all.

would you peg a bratty boy like me?

>>33543047
It's just an excuse to break up with you because they're bored and found someone with a more exciting dick.

>>33543044
Huwat

>>33543048
I would hire a gang of homosexual rapists-for-hire to sodomize you and teach you a lesson.

Would you date or pursue a lasting life of love with a man who has been charged, arrested, tried, or convicted for sex offences of any kind?

Women
Would you still love your brother if he was a really bad fuck up?

Why do fat women feel entitled hot muscular/thin men and fat men feel entitled to supermodel women?

Women, why did you permanently ruin the West

>>33543055
Yes, I love my brother even though when we were young I would sometimes catch him standing over my bed staring at me and jerking off. He spent two weeks in grippy sock jail for this behavior being fed benzodiazepines after I told our mom and dad about it.

>>33543043
i usually get more insecure and anxious rather than more mean :p so doubtful

>>33543053
no! I want to be pegged by mommy not a bunch of fags!

I bought some books

>>33543056
What do thin men feel entitled to?

>>33543038
Yes.

On a more serious note, can somebody explain to me the deal with clown girls?
I think they're so hot but I can't figure out why.

>>33543057
That parasite is an excellent metaphor for a foetus that needs aborted.

>>33543058
What if he got into drugs, killed somebody, did prison time, joined a gang?

>>33543063
Big tiddy'd thicc goth and emo art chicks.

>>33543065
I think clowns in general of either gender are fucking hot but probably not for the same reason. It's because they're willing to look like idiots just to make people smile.

>>33543063
Not being bullied and called a scrawny loser

My head hurts help

>>33543062
Phew, that's better than what most men read these days. The only books I know men to read IRL are
>how to be more fascist
and
>why everybody is having an easier time than you and how to be angrier about it

>>33543067
He was in Bikers for Christ as a grown up, which is kind of like a gang. He also does kratom, which is kind of a drug.

>>33543069
>art chicks
It's true...

>>33543049
I can believe this, usually precedes a breakup. How do I fix this??

>>33543056
Because people are fallible and often have an inflated sense of self import.

I used a webcam to get a view of my own head from numerous angles and YEESH. I really am a fuck ugly chinlet. I underestimated. Totally unfuckable fucking freak lol. Wonder if I should troon out or if I would look equally a freak. I've see that pan out in a number of ways some not so terrible. If I'm unfuckable not like I'd lose anything in doing so. I mean damn I probably distrurb women and they want to get away from me. I didn't know I was such a fucking freak lol.

>>33543059
its okay, you are great the way you are

>>33543074
NTA
I want to say "how rude" but you're right. And also
>words from a long-dead philosopher that you can use to justify being a dickhead

>>33543079
That's the neat part! You don't. Realize it's over and look for a glory hole where you can be sucked off by a dissheveled tramp who just arrived in town from the Greyhound station.

>>33543083
Sounds like somebody's been browsing /lit/ lately.

Who's your favorite digimon, thread?
Mine is Ladydevimon

>>33542893
mee .. vee ..?

>>33542907
good evening !!!

will go to bed in like 20 mins but hii !!

femanon, does male masturbation gross you out?

>>33543083
True. It wasn't a comprehensive list by any means. I just know that it's very obvious that the only books most guys read at all is whatever current book the latest alt-right streamer is hawking.
It's been a while since then, but it was really funny seeing the guys get together and have jordan peterson book clubs at the gym I go to.
Obviously very grim, but funny none the less.

>>33543072
go to quiet room

>>33543094
What if they live in the kowloon walled city?

>>33543089
>mee .. vee ..?
If I was an Evee, I would be me!(vee)

>>33543082
hahahaha sweet, thank you

>>33543094
I have I think I need sleep

>>33543087
Never lmao, I just know a lot of other guys that are into that shit.

>>33543088
I generally don't care about Digimon, but from the very little I know (there was some sort of apocalypse event storyline that got cancelled in part and made into a movie?) I like Dorumon.

>>33543093
It's fucking dire. I try to tell them that they're allowed to read for pleasure, too, but it doesn't sink in.

>>33543101
*Dangles pendulum*
You are getting very.... very.... sleepy. You imagine yourself falling.... falling.... into an endless crevice..... You land on a soft cushion. You are now asleep. Your mind is relaxed.

anyone else feels the need to pee almost immediately after drinking water?

>>33543104
I vaguely remember an episode of Digimon where there was like this robot Digimon that bent over the kids and raped him, I think the kid with the goggles. He came back shaken and traumatized and the other Digimon kids were concerned for him as he was bleeding out the anus.

Does anyone else remember that episode?

>>33543110
I think that was just your childhood

>>33543110
Can't say I remember that episode, anon.

>>33543081
I have a sharp chin but a bunch of chin fat that doesn't go away when I lose weight. I look like a fucking seagull. It pisses me off.

>>33543106
Zzzz.. dreaming of Ikr anon

>>33542604
Depends. If she's just spreading rumors, I'd cut her and anyone who believes her out of my life and move on. If she's pursuing criminal charges and the prosecutors appear to believe her, I'm going to make sure that they really have something to charge me over.

>>33543112
I did get dry humped by my school psychologist. He confiscated my glasses in his office, then sat on me and started rubbing his dick on me and told me it was a punishment for me acting out and being autistic and that him doing that to me would make me act normal.

>>33543107
That's called a urinary tract infection. If it keeps up, go to a walk-in or urgent care clinic.

>>33542645
Go fuck yourself you stupid gross cunt

Do women ever get horny on their period?

>>33542466
Yes.

>>33543089
>will go to bed in like 20 mins but hii !!
nooo! I’ll be on earlier tomorrow heh. I was invited to a fancy dinner for one of the club’s I write software for lol. It was unexpected so I was wearing doc martens, cargo pants, and a morbid angel tee lmao

>>33543122
It been like that almost all my life...

Academic anons,

Why are you slacking on your thesis project?

>>33543104
>It's fucking dire. I try to tell them that they're allowed to read for pleasure, too, but it doesn't sink in
They would rather read a book about how to be more chadlike in the hopes that their internet surrogate father who doesn't know they exist might be proud of them, than read a book that maybe a woman has read that they might be able to talk to one about.

Am I the only one here who uses tinder to pump and dump women, even the ones who are looking for a so called relationship?

Have you ever been tortured by having a toothpick stuck down your penis hole so that you couldn't remove it for several hours, even up to a day?

I really hate women. I wish they'd fuck off.

>>33543132
>tortured
Sorry?

>>33543132
That sounds very painful

I really love women. I wish they'd fuck me

>>33542461
I don't want to be "used" but men are always talking like "I want to use you" when they just want like, a blowjob? For me to do my hair a specific way and fuck them and then not be their gf after?

All of that is fine, idk. Sometimes I just want to be someone's perfect random nsa fuck if possible, it's fun.

To me, the idea that women can be "used" bc they just want to make someone cum for fun is weird, it would be like if you made a joke and someone said they laughed so they "used" you.

>>33543132
the toothpick vs like a safe metal rod makes me concerned about the possibility of a splinter on the inside when it's being pulled out

I think Ill get on tinder and ask if someone want to platonic watch a movie with me. With hugging if possible

Did you ever feel like the neighborhoods, cities, towns, and environments you saw on television didn't match your own?

I grew up in a swampy area with thick grey skies and single story houses that were 30 minutes from the nearest grocer shop by automobile, and on television you saw towns with blue skies where people lived in houses a walk away from downtown or a mall where they'd get everything done.

Did anyone else experience this mismatch between their real life and what they saw on the TV shows?

How easy is it to get a croatian gf as a blackanon?

>>33543129
At the very least, they could read a book they can talk about without turning a date into a philosophy class. I've seen femanons say they instantly check out if Nietzsche is brought up, and I understand why.

>>33543135
>>33543140
>>33543134
This was a torture method used by the Viet Cong on their American and South Vietnamese prisoners.

An act of anticolonial resistance, you might say.

>>33543095
o no

>>33543096
ah

u remind me of espeon thoo !!

>>33543101
goodnight anon

I'm too skinny to be on tinder

>>33543144
Probably easy if you are in croatia

Who's the most infamous person from ATOGA?

>>33543144
Croats are more racist against Albanians, Kosovars, and Serbs than anyone else. Anyone of any SE European ethnicity hates everyone of other SE European ethnicities. You should be fine as an outsider as long as you agree to engage in the hate of all the other SE Europe ethnicities.

>>33543146
Based but it sounds fake

>>33543124
yes !

>>33543133
>>33543136
..?

>>33543126
lmyaoo what an outfit

what did u eat ?

>>33542566
IDK how it is for other women.

I like men.

A lot.

I like my male sex partners, my male friends, my male coworkers, men I talk to on the street, they're fine.

The "job" of girlfriend? Sucks so goddamn much. I decided a while ago not to do it anymore. Unfortunately I backslid a little. But it ended the same. IDK how to explain it, all other women who are in relationships seem to just sort of accept that the patterns all my relationships get into after a while are normal, but I don't want that.

The less I "date" and the more I meet men who see me as unavailable/unattainable/not gf material the more I like men.

>>33543150
Probably cr*c

>>33543150
Probably the one whose name can't even be said.
Other than that, I can't pick one. ENTJ or Nativeanon probably.

>>33543153
It's also documented that they would sometimes tie open water bottles to prisoners' penises and abuse them if they spilled any water.

>>33543145
I probably didn't give it enough of a shake, but I dropped Thus Spoke Zarathustra because it seemed really cringy to write a book about your self-insert who has all these ubermensch ideas about how to live your life and you go around and all the morons don't listen to you or appreciate it. Like... just write your philosophy books, why did you have to write a self insert fanfic? At least Rand was glazing who she perceived as her betters and not herself...

>>33543150
There's a sad femcel in this thread, that I suspect is heavily overweight and living near NYC, but I could be wrong on both counts. Anyway, I want to fuck the living shit out of her. I want to wear her pussy out over the course of days. I want to dehydrate her to the point of medical intervention
...and then keep fucking her.
I want to break her mentally, emotionally, and especially sexually until her core belief in existence is that I can and will fuck her.
I want her to read this and know that I really fucking mean it.

I would break you apart on principle. I want to make you my loyal lifelong sex slave because I truly value you and prove your attractiveness every fucking day.
I want you to escort other women to my bed knowing that I will still fuck you silly after fucking them.
And I could.
I would.

Circumstances prevent me from doing this. But I would fuck you within an inch of your life and make you beg for more.

I haven't seen Valk all day

>>33543158
who's that ?

>>33543146
>>33543160
Imagining these things happening to John McCain made me smile, thanks anon

>>33543164
is your name supposed to be pronounced 'meow'? like a quirky way to write meow?

>>33543136
Stupid fucking simp

>>33543163
She was sadposting in a prior thread

>>33543163
she was her in the morning

>>33543164
The guy who had sex with Neuro before MKG had sex with her.
That's a thing people in here do sometimes, they travel long distances just to have sex with other thread posters.

>>33542632
Sometimes?

It's either
1. Mental illness is mentally illing and I hate my fucking life and am avoiding everyone
2. This but burying myself in workaholism
3. I think you like me more than I like you and I'm gonna not hit you up for a few weeks and see what happens, eventually I will tell you but maybe I don't want to embarrass you until I figure out more.
3. I just met you/I forgot about the app you are talking to me on/I'm dumb.

>>33543150
Gay Incest Spammer, aka the Penis Guy.

>>33543146
Seems overly elaborate and kinda gay. If you want to torture or be cruel to prisoners there are much easier and less gay ways to do it.

>>33543168
:(

>>33543150
croc

>>33543160
I still think its fake

>>33543166
myao = ㅁ(m) + ㅑ(ya) + ㅗ (o) = 먀ㅗ

myao is meow in korean

If I can get women I deem as 8-10/10s, does that mean I am the same? Looksmatch wise? Or do I just give off an aura/have confidence? I'm 5'6", muscular but small, very monotone but funny, I have good diction/vocabulary.

>>33543161
It's basically a verbose shitpost, an archaic form of "I AM SILLY" comic. Nietzsche's ideas are good, and the irrational and dumb people just don't get it.
I mean, I'm not trying to shit on the man himself, and philosophy has its place, but fuck. Dudes just take it too far.

>>33543166
I think it's pronounced "myao"

>>33542641
Sleeping in the same bed as someone sucks, it's too hot/sheets get clammy and greasy, bed gets stinky within a few days, they're always hogging the cool spot on the wall, they always grab for you at random in their sleep, you can't try to roll around til you get comfortable without waking them up, you get up and you can't get back to sleep bc they're breathing too fucking loud, etc.

>>33543154
Yes yes very snazzy and fancy heh

It was a 4 course meal, I don’t remember what the first 2 meals were called but one was a really good soup (which is kinda funny because it’s like 105 degrees outside) and some kind of mini crab thing. The last 2 courses were salmon with some carrots and “forbidden rice” and a baked Alaska for dessert :o. I’m so full…

>>33543162
Put your trip on you fat, cringy piece of shit

>>33543049
>>33543047
Womencels, is this true?

>>33542740
This, men are so clingy it's like they all want to fucking get married and have babies where are the guys who just want to fuck and get high and have a fake argument about something stupid?

>>33543183
I hated group band trips to perform at state finals, because it meant having to sleep in the same room as another man, sometimes with two beds smushed together. And this being band, there was always a chance any guy you were in the same room with was a closeted homo who would try to rape you or touch your dick in your sleep.

I always slept on the floor of the room under the hotel room desk or in the lobby specifically so I wouldn't get gay raped.

Anons
When's the last time you did something retarded? What was it?

>>33543150
Top 3 are Crock, QT, and MKG

>>33543194
A few seconds ago, I posted on /atoga/. That's Flowers for Algernon levels of retard. Full retard, in fact.

>>33543194
Every night that I post in /atoga/ after my bedtime, hoping that the next anonymous poster I see will be
>her
and we'll have a meaningful conversation (we won't).

Who'd be the most famous person from ATOGA?

>>33543194
Yesterday I slept all day

>>33543194
I accidentally paused a movie and thought it was just a very quiet and still shot for over 30 seconds.

>>33543199
Probably JH?

>>33543199
Top 3 are JH, Bimbo, and Birdie

>>33543171
hey isn't that a little dangerous

>>33543181
correct c:

>>33543184
it's that hot over there ?? that sucks it's like 70s where i live rn ㅠㅠ

is biting into a baked alaska like eating styrofoam ?

>>33543199
SweetNLow x3

>>33543183
I knew this chick who had a sleepover with her kind of famous friend who was this big shot up and coming pop diva with a record deal. Her celebrity friend basically just used it as an excuse to play with her pussy when she thought she was sleeping. The lady whose pussy got played with put her pop star friend on blast and made a whole thing about it and it became a big, cancelable MeToo scandal, but a MeToo scandal about lesbo finger-pussy action instead of the usual shit about a man being rapey to vulnerable women.

>>33543194
I did your mom last night.

>>33543199
>>33543150
JH gets mentioned every thread, so she's certainly famous. And infamous if you count the pedo stuff.

>>33542777
I think I fucked a dude who looked a little like this once.

>>33542776
The 2000s were not cool. My friends at the time were cool, but like... existing in the 2000s was awful. You cannot imagine the level of boredom and nihilsm.

>>33543203
Some people find danger to be thrilling. Like riding a roller coaster, except it's their life.

>>33543203
>hey isn't that a little dangerous
Yes, it's the modern, cyber world version of picking up a hitchhiker who might be a deranged serial killer.

>>33543208
Necrophile

Women what are some books you would appreciate guys reading? Because apparently that is a thing.

>>33543214
Books that you actually like. That's it, that's all, I don't even care if it's some Star Wars book

>>33543214
Kate Millett, Sexual Politics. Anything by Octavia E. Butler or Joan Didion.

>>33543210
>I think I fucked a dude who looked a little like this once.
Was it as bad as you'd think?

>>33543214
Seeing a copy of Just Kids by Patti Smith would make my pussy wet for a man.

>>33542776
We'll never get this back because the people pictured here never grew up and ruined it.
Now a YA novel series, or movie would release and a bunch of gross 30yos man/woman-children would show up and make everything autistic and uncomfortable for the small handful of kids who did show up, this only works when it's a bunch of happy pre-teens, not when it's a bunch of adult weirdos.

>>33543214
Intercourse

>>33543214
Anything related to gender studies, Africana, communism, or classic feminist lit

>>33543217
He didn't fuck a thing like Jesus.

>>33543199
lol

>>33543211
>>33543212
i hope whoever did this didn't get hurt or anything ..

>>33543213
lmyaoooo

>>33543223
>>33543218
>>33543216
What complete nonsense

>>33543223
bold of you to assume I haven't read das kapital.

>>33543163
She posted in the other thread
I wonder what happened to make her so mopey?

>>33543216
>Joan Didion
I really liked The Year of Magical Thinking. It helped prepare me for the death of a loved one... and the ordeal of throwing their shit in the trash.

>>33542776
M, I was a teened-ager in the 2000s. I picked up the 7th and last Harry Potter book a day after its release, funny enough shortly after seeing a performance by the themed tribute band Harry and the Potters.

Encyclopedia Dramatica spoiled most of the character deaths in that book for me.

>>33543224
He looks more like Asmongold to me

>>33542790
>>33542810
My ideal is I have both of these dudes at the same time, plus like, two to three more dudes.

I need a dude for all the different parts of my stupid personality, plus at least one who's job is just to be responsible for making sure I don't move in with anyone because living with people sucks.

That's hard to get and maintain.

>>33543230
Poor val. Hopefully she hasn't fallen for an Atoga psyop...

>>33543236
Well, it wasn't Ohioanon this time. Another moid?>>33543236

>>33543230
>>33543236
>>33543237
She exclusively does polyamory so she gets into polyamorous relationships and then she starts throwing fits when their polyamory isn't the same polyamory as her polyamory.

>>33543230
>everyone else is the problem
All of my relationships have sucked too, but I'm not cluster b enough not to realize I'm the common denominator.

>>33543235
I want a whole harem

Oone more hit of this fent pipe and I will finally comprehend Esoteric Hitlerism

>>33542824
Go find any scene, there will be girls there who know they just get invited to parties because they're young and at least one girl in their friend group is hot, and it's easier to have a large event if there are a lot of young single girls there and they mostly just get into cars with whoever has room for like three to five girls at once? They travel in packs. Idk what they dress like, but if you go find a scene there will be this happening there.

>>33543236
>Poor val
Doesn't she promote violence and suicide?

Women, if you were dating a guy and found out that he owned a dildo, what assumptions would you make about him?

Have you ever engaged in astral travel and remote viewing simply so you could telekinetically get off to the sight of another anon's bare feet and toes?

>nerds create a 'give you anything you want' machine
>dating is the worst it's ever ever been

would you live in the AI gas chamber pods if it meant all your needs met until you fell into the peaceful sleep of eternity

>>33543248
No, only physical travel to have physical sex with anon

>>33543247
He likes it in the bum.

Women, have you read the bell jar? I can see why people would take it as feminist lit, but it was kind of just generally relatable and I would personally paint it a lot more about depression in general, and I think she was just obviously very depressed and ended up painting the issues as because of society and the way men are to women, not the fact that she was depressed.
Thoughts?

>>33543203
Yeah it’s pretty unbearable here lol. Thinkin about moving in a few months to somewhere with nicer weather and with less shit people

>is biting into a baked alaska like eating styrofoam ?
This is my first time having it and it was like biting into a nice memory foam pillow lol. I can imagine if the ice cream was super cold when it was served to you, then it would probably be more like eating styrofoam ;-;

Why's RuleBreaker going by Blue Valkyrie now?

>>33543246
Don't be toxic, you gaslighting narcissist, she's just a girl. It's valid when a girl hates boys and tells boys to kill themselves.

>>33543239
Is this real?

>>33543249
Not yet. Maybe when I'm old.

>>33542850
I try to, but it's hard because they want to have me like, agree with them that they are doomed or date them and I hate dating, and I don't agree that they are doomed, unless they want to just have permission to give up and be a gooner. But like... if they imagined their idea of chad and chad walked in, I wouldn't date chad either. I hate dating. I feel like they want me to throw myself on them like a grenade and I can't.

Women, say something nice about penises.
Men, say something nice about vaginas

>>33543247
I want to piggyback on this question.
Women say a lot that men should embrace toys in the bedroom, with respect to using them on women. That's fine and makes sense to me, but they can't be MY toys, obviously, right? Like if I show up to a girl's place I'm not letting her use a random fleshlight she already happens to have, and I assume women would think the same? Like we would have to get new ones right?

>>33543255
Because she got mindbroken by being finger raped by a 6'9" butch lesbian trucker.

>>33543256
Cute pic

>>33543250
From this board, or /soc/?

>>33543246
She's just joshing right?

>>33543260
>Men, say something nice about vaginas
Nah

>>33542884
Recently, it has been clearer because I've been needing to drink a lot of water.

>>33543257
Yes.
>>33517946

women would you be offput by a guy who designed and built a robot arm specifically to jerk him off?
It can do other things too, but that was the main reason it exists.

>>33543265
I don't think so... I think she's a genuine misanthrope.

>>33542905
Yes. Sometimes.

>>33543260
>Men, say something nice about vaginas
I they're pretty, not just the porn looking ones either

>>33543270
I would reprogram it to forcibly fist him up the rectum against his will.

>>33543269
>fat retarded bisexual polyamorous single mother
Why is every single millennial woman this way?

why don't women ERP with their boyfriend, why do they larp as puritans as though chad didn't already know

>thot I follow on snapchat has gotten lip fillers and butt implants over the years, I follow her to see how crazy she goes with them
>she updates her story for the first time in some months
>she's fat now
>dick turns to diamond instantly
Welp. I guess I like fat girls now.

Why do some of the users here have reputations that seem to just be legends and rumors made up by other users?

>>33543264
The Sharty

>>33543281
welcome to the club

>>33543252
As a manlet, the lesson I learned from The Bell Jar is that I need to keep practicing foreign languages. Of all the manlets she met, only the polyglot manlet didn't earn her irrevocable ick.

>>33543270
>>33543270
This is one of my fetishes, unless this guy is covered in open sores or something I'm gonna try to have sex with him.

>>33543237
That lucky bastard was fortunate to get out when he did I think

>>33543276
That would be pretty difficult, everything is homebrew so interacting with it isn't something people other than me can really do easily.

>>33543282
40% of each thread are people that have been here since the beginning

>>33543293
How do you know it's really them?

>>33543282
80% of atoga posts are lies

>>33543283
Did he violate your backdoor like they did with 4chan?

>>33543282
That's just the nature of anonymous posting and rumors being spread.

>>33543277
Most aren't. But the decent ones are less likely to still be on dating apps.

>>33543282
Stories told about men in /atoga/ are more likely to be truthful than stories told about women in /atoga/.

Stories about men:
>true stories shared to damage a rival man's reputation
>fake stories shared to damage a rival man's reputation

Stories about women:
>true stories shared to punish a woman for refusing to date the storyteller
>fake stories shared to punish a woman for refusing to date the storyteller
>fake stories shared because the storyteller is masturbating to the stories
Some of those fake stories about female posters' childhoods... You Just Know.

>>33543260
>Women, say something nice about penises.
Uh.. they can stand up I guess?

>>33543260
M
Ummm... They're very.... slimy, I guess. Or so I've been told.

>>33543305
Nothing ever happens

What does it mean when I met a girl who was solo traveling, she came to my place to cook for me and give me blowjobs and get fucked by me and sit on my face and be my passenger princess, and then a week after she leaves for home (after writing me an amazing love letter promising future memories) she dumps me? Is it because she was:
1. too young (20 years old at the time)
2. using me for shelter/protection (She paid for a lot of my groceries and restaurant bills)
3. I was too clingy to her
4. Just a slut?
5. I'm cringe? Bad at sex? (She would say she was cumming almost every sex, I last a long time, sometimes she would say it twice, but I was suspicious at her lack of tremors.)

>>33543254
>like biting into a nice memory foam pillow lol
whaaatt ?? i want a baked alaska now v.v i wish i could eat drywall

sry my replies r slow rn im sleepy

goodnight everyone

>>33543232
i torrented a pdf of it like a day before release and managed to avoid being spoiled on anything

>>33543321
Good night princess, I love you

>>33543320
2 and 4 mostly I would imagine. 1 if you want to mean she was just kind of immature and screwing around. She probably wasn't taking it that seriously, doesn't mean you did anything bad, unless you think you might have been taking advantage or something.

>>33543321
Goodnight I love you

>>33543260
if i ever see a vagina maybe i could find something nice to say about it

>>33543326
>>33543328
JESUS anons

>>33543260
They feel very nice

>>33543321
say something nice about penises before you go

>>33543194
>"i don't need my aqua trekking shoes to fit perfectly, I never had an issue"
>*slips and dislocates pinky finger on 40 degree climb*

>>33543321
Good night, wifey

I hate the Enigmatic Gale
I hate the Enigmatic Gale
I hate the Enigmatic Gale
I hate the Enigmatic Gale

>>33543327
She told me she had 1 bf before me, but... her skill didn't match a 1 bf type girl. I had never had reverse cowgirl work out EVER, but she did it, and if given the time she definitely could have made me cum from a BJ, which is not a 1bf type girl. I think she's into ONS's.
Why would she immeditely agree to the Bf/gf label? Why did she tell me she loved me first?
I do think she was lovebombing me now that I look back, it didn't match up with my questions about our future being criticized/ignored. I could have sworn she worshipped me at one point and the next day she despised me

>>33543214
i think anything by a contemporary female author would be cool, it just signals openness. regardless of if you ended up liking or hating the book

>>33543344
E.L. James?

>>33543345
It's over.

>>33543345
tl;dr

Women, do you like when a man seems chill and nonchalant on a date?

>>33543346
Try this, regardless of if you end up liking or hating it.

>>33543346
hahaha well... i think its kind of impressive if a guy actually sat through all of that. i certainly could not have

>>33543350
They come off as bored, which wouldn’t really be attractive to me

Any anons who appreciate art in here? I want to know how this painting makes you feel.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Ugly_Duchess

>>33543351
>Diamond hard entertainment

women really deleted the left half just to ctrl+c ctrl+v the right half towards themselves

>>33543321
I had to repair a wall after I donkey kicked a hole through it as a teenager. Touching and cutting the replacement drywall reminded me of chalky candy lol. Goodnight myao, I’ll talk to you tomorrow :)

guys its not even september and i have busted out the sweatshirt, sweatpants, and heating pad combo to sleep. tfw no furnace bf

>>33543360
Fuck off

>>33543360
>tfw no furnace bf
Hey

>>33543360
Aww, sorry queen.

>>33543360
I still sleep with a fan running.

>>33543360
disgusting corpse-temperatured person

>>33543355
i no longer appreciate art after looking at it

>>33543350
In a sleepy way, or confident way?

>>33543368
why, that shit is hilarious?

>>33543365
Same I keep it one year round.

>>33542375 (OP)
Women : should I shave, or should I trim short my little little goatee ? Would that make a big difference ? I’m an incel. At least I will wait for the growing moon in two days. Should I change my clothes ? (next pic on the next post)

>>33543360
Sorry. my bed is super gross, covered in cum stains, and yellowing from sweat, and I haven't changed or washed the sheets in, I don't even know, probably a year and a half. So you don't wanna be here either, trust me.

Nahh hol up im finnq CRASHOUT

>>33543374
Women : should I change my clothes and become generic even though it’s the style I like ?

>>33543355
I love quinten matsys actually. classic piece, just makes me think about how much I like the northern renaissance

GET ME OUT OF HERE GET ME OUT OF ETE GET ME OUT OF HERE GET ME OUT OF HERE GET ME OUT OF HERE GET ME OUT OF HERE GET ME OUT OF HERE EHERAOUHGFOUGF[IWGH

>>33543374
>>33543378
xavier renegade angel aah dood...

>>33543355
M
It makes me sad.

>>33543374
Im a dude but i think your goatee looks kinda trashy / unkempt

But i do think the dude in pic is decently good looking to get away with it anyway

women i'm ngl a lot of you are two damn slow, i am tall enough that it's faster and easier to just pick you up and move you out of the way (gently). would this make you mad?

>>33543389
Please don't touch me unless I have told you it's okay to in no uncertain terms.

>>33543378
Hippie sluts should be loving your style
If you dont get laid already idk what to tell you

>Yes im mogged

Slow night

>>33543371
during early renaissance italy gargoyles were assumed to have only been used in ancient roman grottos and thus the name grotesque was coined for them. but this assumption was quickly realized to be untrue once people started putting more serious work into art history, and benvenuto cellini insisted that the term "grotesque" needed to be retired as a style descriptor in favor of something more autistically rigorous like "monstrous". and yet 500 years later they're still calling her grotesque. you may find it hilarious. i find it shameful.

where can I get a shupo DW?

>>33543367
i have chronically low iron which yes, is a very female problem

Gender what's your favorite ASMR video of all time?

>>33543355
Looks like one of the women from tea app

>>33543390
if you really don't want to be touched then i suppose you'll be, in no uncertain terms, quicker to move won't you foid?

>>33543398
nta, also a female with low iron, I don't get cold but I get massive random nosebleeds all the time. I hope you find a bf to warm you up o7

>>33543351
Let me guess

Its a book where 75% of it is her describing her getting tossed around between dudes

>>33542707
Becky..

>>33543399
i listened to a puppy hypno once for shits and giggles, and i am not ashamed to admit it was actually kinda fun. crazy way to learn you REALLY liked to be praised, that's for sure

>>33543360
Im the furnace bf but you probably have cold chicken feet
Yuck!

>>33543389
I'm a fast walker but if this happened to me anyway I think I'd be more startled than angry

>>33543409
link it

>>33543404
thats crazy i didnt even know that was a possible symptom... keep up with the iron supplements, preferably heme or bisglycinate due to higher absorption.. you too queen

>>33543395
UOOOOOOOH
cunny!

Do your friends know you post here?

>>33543398
Sharing my heat with a cold duck.

>>33543411
>I'm a fast walker
even when you've got the phone out? that's when the real problems start

>>33543416
lord, I sure hope not.