Thread 33547108

I'm in a strange perdicamnent, I'm straight but I love boobs and I don't know how to square this circle. It's something I've had since I was a teen, I have no real interest in the rest of the female body but there's just something about a big pair of boobs that drives me nuts. I like being with men but every relationship I've had there's been this little niggling desire in the back of my head that I'm scared of bringing up. Is there even a solution to something like this?

>>33547108 (OP)
Date a guy with big pecs

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>>33547124
Nope, that won't do it

>>33547108 (OP)
Tell your S.O. so you can enjoy great boobs together

>>33547128
Yes it will, and also you’re not allowed to post in this thread anymore I /thread’ed it

>>33547133
Would you take pecs over boobs?

>>33547153
No because I'm not gay

>>33547108 (OP)
Everybody loves boobs, there is no solution to it

>>33547165
Pecs are fine I guess but they just can't compare to a pair of big soft globes that hang on my face

How are yours?

>>33547166
More for me then

>>33547177
There are pleanty of women who resent the attention.

>>33547108 (OP)
Get yourself a MtF tranny with a massive boobjob but still kept his dick

>>33547287
Loving boobs doesn't mean a person stares at women. If me simply loving boobs is wrong, then I don't want to be right

>>33547273
Fine, I've thought about trying to make my own bigger to act as a substitute but its just not the same
>>33547296
But they still present as a woman which I'm not really into.

How big are yours?
I don't think it is a big deal you like boobs. any guy you are with more than likely wont either.

>>33547364
Do you have a friend with big boobs you're close to? You can try asking if she'd let you nurse on her a bit. As a joke. Say you have a mommy thing you need to get out of your system.

>>33547108 (OP)
well what about a guy with gyno?
I got some fat tiddies

>>33547108 (OP)
No guy is going to care if you want to motorboat some big ol' tiddies in front of him

Date me, I am polygamous and will have many women in the future. You can touch my wives breasts, I don't mind.

>>33547412
Maybe, I just don't like the shape of man boobs. If they looked like real boobs that would be another story.

>>33547456
there's no actual difference between real gynecomastia and female boobs unfortunately lol.

>>33547108 (OP)
Just fuck girls on the side, retard. First of all men don't even usually care. Secondly, even if they do mind, men don't deserve anything else anyway.

>>33547534
But I don't want to fuck girls

>>33547546
How will you know until you try? Geeze, get with it.

>>33547534
>First of all men don't even usually care
I WOULD CARE. It's disgusting and an abomination. Also, OP doesn't wan to fuck girls.

>>33547552
>How will you know until you try? Geeze, get with it.
Stop trying to groom people, disgusting whore.

>>33547552
I've tried but other than the breast play it just feels like it's missing something.

>>33547108 (OP)
>Is there even a solution to something like this?
Have MFF threesomes with your boyfriend and a girl with big boobs

>>33547108 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tL4z-nKmTgI&list=RDtL4z-nKmTgI&start_radio=1