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Anonymous No.33547118 >>33547332 >>33548150 >>33550175 >>33550801
You know how you go up to the front desk and the person there just ignores you?

How do you prevent that from happening?
nick !!yZDaID7fd64 No.33547120 >>33553101
i stare
Anonymous No.33547132
You need to learn how to speak assertively, like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJjh0Ho0FUk
Anonymous No.33547332
>>33547118 (OP)
Be loud and annoying. They will want to get rid of you asap, ergo help you quickly.
Anonymous No.33548150
>>33547118 (OP)
Cough loudly. If that doesn't work, shout "Excuse me!"
Anonymous No.33550175
>>33547118 (OP)
make a proper entrance have music blasting on a bluetooth speaker wear neon clothing and chains that jingle and cologne you can smell like 6 feet away
Anonymous No.33550801 >>33550837
>>33547118 (OP)
Take off your clothes
Anonymous No.33550837
>>33550801
Great way to end up on a sex offender registry
Anonymous No.33553101 >>33553134
>>33547120
don't stare nick that's rude
Anonymous No.33553134 >>33553934
>>33553101
you are under no obligation to hold up any provision of the social contact not currently being upheld for you.
Anonymous No.33553934
>>33553134
contact or contract