Thread 33550873

Previously: >>33548369

first for flat girls

Second for big butt girls

I hate women.

So going bald is a major debuff, but what is the positive? I cant find anything
you have lifelong loneliness, at least you should get a taxbreak or something

Any lonely foid itt can just colour their hair black and find a wholesome bf who's into goth chicks...

Women, stop having sex and make atoga go faster!

>>33550873 (OP)
Ive always wondered if there are girls who are actually attracted to the gigachad meme
>>33550881
being bald nowadays is a choice so get to hustling

women i love you but you don't love me

>>33550895
>Ive always wondered if there are girls who are actually attracted to the gigachad meme
Of course? It's the ideal male body. You may not like it, but that's what peak performance looks like.

>>33550888
MAFA - Make Atoga Fast Again
We could call ourselfes MAFAckers.

>>33550873 (OP)
Women, have you ever stormed off during a conversation?

>tell a female friend of mine that the girl I've been hanging out with has a bf in a LDR
>tells me that if I want I can keep being a really good friend and hang out a lot one-on-one with her until she cheats on him with you "because that's how I met my husband"

>op pic
That's me except for the pet. I'm tired of moids painting my normal, happy life as some horrible punishment incels are condemned to.

>>33550897
>women i love you but you don't love me
I have an informant who claims that women hate men.

>>33550900
F A S T E R
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>>33550902
>normal, happy life as some horrible punishment incels are condemned to.
Why don't you want a family?

>>33550904
Calm down Kylo.

the way foids are all addicted to tiktok and its mindcontrol sincerely irks me

>>33550923
Not to sound like a total weirdo, but I have never experienced TikTok.

>>33550923
How is this shit not banned yet?

>>33550895
>being bald nowadays is a choice so get to hustling
>dude just take tranny meds

>>33550906
The men in my league can barely manage themselves, they would not make good husbands or fathers.

State gender
You know that weird headache-ish feeling when you're sick? Has anyone here ever experienced it? What is it even called?

I am going to watch Glengarry Glen Ross for the first time.
Wish me luck.

>>33550943
A headache

>>33550943
f, i reckon its called being sick

>>33550939
>psyoped by pol
lol lmao, enjoy being bald i guess

>>33550884
I love black hair and suits but that's not "goth" kek
>>33550942
Enjoy dying alone ig
>>33550895
>there are girls who are actually attracted to the gigachad meme
There are people into basically everything bro
>>33550897
Kino Noir poster
>>33550943
M, yeah I have, could be a lot of factors, could be inflammation/sinus pressure or sleep deprivation
Rn for me prolly dehydration cause I've been having constant diarrhea woo. Feel like I'm dying lol

>>33550900
No

so does anyone know if theres like a blind dating app where ppl can fall for eachother without looks playing a role ?? or at least a dating app that isnt so shallow it makes me sick. bc this is getting ridiculous i want someone to like me for ME

>>33550946
Huh, I guess it's just weaker but more persistent.

>>33550948
Aw shit.

>>33550950
Hope you get better, anon.

>>33550923
for me its cooking and animal videos on youtube shorts

>>33550884
bro i have black hair this shit is NOT true. i have not so much as held hands with a guy in over a year

>>33550937
you could ban tiktok and it would just be replaced with another service that works the same, banning is not the point

it's the part where women spend hours of their time on something that'll convince them into eating disorders and other terrible behavior, with zero pushback from women or even any reality checking of themselves

>>33550900
I did before but as of recently, I have not found any conversation that would incite such an action.

>>33550952
soc, reddit, any other online community where you can find somebody with similar interests.
Just be clear about what you want.

>>33550888
No sex here, doing work from home

>>33550954
Thanks anon
It's more just inconvenient at this point
I haven't been able to get more than like 2 hour's solid sleep all week lol
Also I cba to interact with my housemates downstairs but I'm gonna have to to eat something like a banana or crackers or whatever, dunno if I can keep it down tho
Anyway sorry to blog
>>33550962
What are you working on
>>33550958
>held hands with a guy in over a year
OK but it has happened...

>>33550952
There is a show called love is blind that does this kek although tbf all the people are pretty normie
You say this, but if you met them irl and didn't find them physically attractive, would you really be able to make it work... one thing is being shallow but another is being practical...

>>33550958
quit being a shut in?

anyone else find hand holding not comfortable? i prefer to cling onto a man's arm at the expense of their comfort

>>33550961
using reddit for dating would make me feel like a perverted predator hunting prey

>>33550968
I prefer a girl clinging onto my arm than holding my hand desu
I mean both can be nice
Hand holding when it's hot and sweaty though is a bit mid

>>33550959
First of all it's about the algorithm tiktok is a copy of the american vine service which bankrupted because tiktok had better algorithm, second why keep tiktok if there is american owned yt it makes zero sense

>>33550968
Depends on the situation.
If I thrust into her deep, we are usually holding hands or hugging each other tightly.
But if we are just sitting around, then maybe just a arm grab.
When walking it can be nice or annoying.

>>33550966
i get what your saying but the only people ive genuinely fallen for are friends that ive known for years and didnt really consider attractive but i fell for them because of their personality. but obviously i cant go around dating my friends so im trying to replicate that personality based attraction another way yk ?

>>33550901
The single most blackpilling thing a man can do is unironically befriend a woman; they will gladly and openly discuss the shit they do, no matter how vile

>>33550958
did you go for the goth look?

>>33550967
i go outside on the regular ill have you know. 10k steps a day are a must

>>33550969
that's a weird train of thought, just put out a dating profile and see who is interested.

>>33550976
i wear eyeliner but not in goth way

>>33550977
Then you got no excuse.

>>33550978
is that ALLOWED on reddit lmao it feels wrong somehow

>>33550981
WHAT ?!???! WDYM WHAT AM I MEANT DO LMAO

>>33550980
well there you go, even goth-lite would work
its fucking depressing that there's basically 0 goth scene here. Just wannabe kardashians and yugofile commies with bangs pushed so far back it makes ksi's forehead look like a crawlspace

>>33550974
>obviously i cant go around dating my friends
I guess you never know heh, some might be open to it... but yeah I see what you mean. Though maybe there was still something about their looks that attracted you idk...
I agree it's a sweet idea though, ig you'd have to talk to them for quite a long time to form that bond
I remember Oxford femanon's now-husband was introduced to her by a friend, they talked for ages online and she didn't know what he looked like, but didn't care, then fell for him irl, so I guess it can work... but I think it's a best case scenario desu

Motherfuckers. 5 animals ganged up on me in a game. I could have waited longer but I went for the kill and got one of them and then the 4 others got me finally.

>>33550958
No way kek, unreal. You 100% made this up because you'd get hit on in a bar or uni easily

>>33550989
exactly like i could totally see myself forming a bond with someone with some purely based on their personality and bc id be attracted to their personality id find them attractive overall

>>33550983
Yes it is allowed, there are many dating subreddits for all kinds of people. Obviously don't harass people in DMs, bud. Nobody likes that. Go to some OF girl if you just want to be that way.
But look up for dating subs in your area/country or even continent. Or if you are into specific dynamics.

>>33550985
Meet people.

>>33550991
Get it off your chest?
>>33540551

>>33550986
but why would i want a guy to like me jusy because i fit the standard for what his type is ? thats pretty depressing. like okay i look goth and i pull a guy because hes into goths. now what. shallow ass relationship

>>33550901
>because that's how I met my husband
What the hell lmao
This friend sounds pretty sus ngl bro
>>33550986
Come to bongland, there's tons of goth-like girls at alt bars and stuff
They scare me though
>>33550991
>5 animals ganged up on me in a game
Kek unlucky
>>33550992
Maybe she's not in school and doesn't like bars
I remember once when my female friends told me some goth girl was blatantly hitting on me at a bar but I didn't notice

I have extreme anal cancer from this game.

>>33550992
she could also just ask out guys she finds interesting.
>>33550980
post it on red atoga.
>>33550983
yeah tons of dating subs.
once got a dirty penpal friend from one.

>>33550992
but why would you assume this lmao i could be a 300 pound obese goblin or really buttfuck ugly

>>33550968
M
My hands sweat pretty easily so I actually prefer having women hold my arm

>>33550994
Maybe the friends to lovers route is best for you desu. Or adding someone online and just chatting to them a lot without knowing what they looked like
>>33551003
Same lel, also it's cute

>>33551001
>post it on red atoga.
what is that

>>33551002
Most thick chicks find bfs but I assumed it bcs if you bother colouring your hair you probably bother to look after your weight too

>>33551007
fair enough, but black is my natural hair colour

>>33550998
NTA
That's a cope.
If he found you interesting because the first thing he know about you was your humour, would you also immediately jump to "wow he wants to fuck a clown? Shallow ass relationship"?
Or if he meets you in a video game you both play, will you go "wow he wants me just because I play the same game as him? Shallow ass relationship".
There is always some kind of initial attraction, but people don't usually build relationships just because of that initial spark, but if it turns out many other things work well together too.
Goth ass retard.

>>33550965
>Anyway sorry to blog
It's alright, I like it when I see anons do that. It was a nice read.

>>33551006
>>>/soc/34143691
soc version, cant post personal info here.

>>33551011
why am i catching these strays im not even goth relax

I love the way she sits on her ass

>>33551014
Didn't even process what I wrote.

>>33550873 (OP)
Ladies

You see a girl with a lower back tattoo like picrel. What are your immediate thoughts on the girl?

>>33551017
i read goth ass retard and clocked out. surely we can make our points without namecalling

>>33551018
i think okayyyyyyy baddie alert she knows whats up

>>33551020
Ok good that was the end of the post any way.
If that simple ass joke upsets you, 4chan is not the best place for you.

>>33551023
qt coded post.

>>33551024
im just joshing you pumpkin pie

>>33551027
Ok then go get a relationship so you don't have to deal with us retards here anymore.

>>33550998
I've never understood women's weird complex about the men they're in relationships with finding them attractive, I'll openly admit I target brown and yellow girls who display white guy fetishes, like yeah it starts off shallow but it also greases the wheels for wherever else you want to take things.

>>33551012
Aw thanks anon <3
Just hope I'm better next week cuz I got shit to do fr
>>33551025
That wasn't me kek but she took the words out of my mouth desu

>>33551025
who is that

>>33551031
>That wasn't me
Why I said coded.

>>33551023
would u think she was a slut?

what if you saw her with her hand around a bf?

>>33551028
i never said i wasnt a retard too, takes one to know one

>>33551036
Oh fairs
Great minds think alike ig

>>33550965
Research and paperwork for a case. I’m leaving next week for 3 days, excited

Should I lose weight again? I’m 120lb down and have kept it off for a year, only gained back 5lb, I want to go from 165 to 150 or lower (I’m 5’10”). If I starve myself like I used to I can go it down in 5 weeks or less. However I’m about to start classes again in a few days and last time I starved myself I got really bad brain fog. Is it worth it?

I wish I was short so I could be like 100lb

>>33551030
I think it has to do with being insecure.
I don't have a specific body type, but rather there is a dynamic I am really fucking into, so that is kind of how I filter potential partners out first.
You have to start somewhere.

>>33551037
i would not think shes a slut i would think shes a baddie, i feel like only really insecure miserable girls would think shes a slut. ive met a lot of girls with back tattoos like that and they are always the kindest most authentic people

>>33551042
Your life is very hard

>>33551042
Nobody likes a fatty

>>33551039
I hope if you have a partner you won't waste your time online with some shitheads like us.

>>33551018
Girl I'm crushing on at work has a similar tattoo but with a flower outline

She a sweet girl but the tramp stamp makes me worried she's a whore or is ran through

What do girls? What does the tat and tat location mean

>>33551046
Stop mocking me you don’t know what I have been through. Also I never claimed to have a hard life

>>33551042
no queen dont starve yourself it is NOT worth it. it fucks up your metabolism and you WILL gain the gain weight back one way or another i learnt that the hard way. its hard being u happy with your weight i know but starving yourself to lose weight will only bring you misery

>>33551042
Your weight is great, your problems are of the mental kind and anons have told you that many times already.

>>33551018
Cool

>>33551041
Paralegal?
Exciting, where are you heading to?
>>33551035
We might've talked before...

>>33551062
Yeah! I can’t say where I’m going. How are you?

>>33551042
You already look great anon (we've seen the pics/vids kek) and health is far more important anyways
>>33551012
Also wish it wasn't the weekend bc sharing a bathroom between 5 people when I'm like this sucks lol, someone's taking a long shower rn >_>
>>33551056
This lol, starving yourself just makes you feel like shit and isn't a long-term solution, I've also done this. You need to eat healthy and regularly and stay active

>>33551052
Dumbass

>>33551051
no its honestly more of a fashion statement than an actual “tramp stamp” think about it, an ACTUAL tramp would want to keep that a secret whereas a girl who is comfortable with herself and knows who she is would be fine getting a cute back tattoo without being worried it would make her seem like a slut bc she knows she isnt

>>33551062
are you a girl also fire picture if you are a girl thats so us

>>33551063
Top secret mission is it :p Do you have to fly again?
I've been sick so just taking it easy today and hiding in my room basically lol. But thanks for asking (:
What's the fit for today then heh

>>33551056
But I starved myself in 2024 and lost 70lb and have kept all that weight off. I’ve not gotten refeeding syndrome like my doctor and therapist said I would

>>33551071
qt is a mid 20 British druggie.
Not homeless... yet.

>>33551071
I'm not a girl but I can be one of the girls if u get me
Let's go rob a jewelery store I'm bored

>>33551076
>druggie
This is fake news kek, I've only tried drugs a handful of times in my life
I did used to drink much too much but I've been much better recently desu
And ye at least I got another job, hooray for not being homeless

>>33551042
You're such an annoying piece of shit. Why do you bother with your therapist if you're just going to ignore what your therapist says? Why do you beg us for advice if you're just going to ignore our advice? Quit being a retard, focus on your studies and don't do stupid shit that's going to fuck up your studies.

>>33551080
>recently
A week or something. Didn't you just drink a few days ago?
As for druggie, you keep using them and weed, no?

>>33551075
okay heres the things that got me to stop starving myself:
1. when you get old you will have brittle ass bones and be in a wheelchair whereas the people who just ate healthy and weight lifted will be able to be active for much longer
2. there is not thin enough. you will hate what ypu see in the mirror no matter the number on the scale. its much more productive to just spend time learning how to love yourself
3. your hair will fall out, you will have no energy, you will lose your friends and have no social life because food and numbers will consume you
4. your brain literally SHRIVELS UP when you ste starving so you will becomse really slow and stupid
these are some things i have personally experienced and im tellimg you its not worth it

>>33551080
A dishonest bullshitter too. Every week you're bragging about how you drank too much and you're crashing out again.

>>33551076
Oh unless we're counting psychiatric drugs. In which case I've been prescribed loads

I think I got paid for sex. I hooked up with a moid from bar and he left before I woke up and left $200 on the table. I don't like it

>>33551089
Didn’t ask

>>33551089
Bro thought you were so out of his league

>>33551081
eating disorders are such a complex illness and unless you have gone through it you could never understand why shes here begging for help. anorexia is one of the most fatal mental disorders not due to dying of starvation but SUICIDE.

which is your favorite?
>>33551064
foid approach?
>>33551081
or moid approach?

>>33551085
Ik but more recently I have less, if u'd noticed
>>33551083
Bc my housemate dragged me to the pub cause they were broke before payday and I felt bad not going. I only had like 3/4 pints but coupled with coming down with this illness it sent me lol
I've only smoked weed a few times and it fucks me up and makes me schizo, I don't touch it anymore
I've tried coke a few times at parties (I'm ADHD so it doesn't have the "normal" effect), MDMA once... I think that's it
It's mostly the drinking that was problematic

>>33551093
The first post is qt and im betting the second one is a woman

>>33551091
But I'm not

>>33551089
what im hearing is that you got the fuck AND $200. lunch is on you?

>>33551081
I wouldn't put it that harshly, but I don't understand it either. People like her usually run discord servers with tons of orbiters.
It's one thing to have issues, but it's a whole other thing to spam the same shit for weeks in a thread.

>>33551089
Make that dosh with your asshole, bro.

>>33551089
sis really got ho-zoned

>>33551093
Moid approach is more funni, tbf

>>33551093
>foid approach
I'm not a foid...
>>33551089
Bro is a moron for that ngl
Maybe he thought you looked poor jk

>>33551089
women really have it so easy
remember to tip the bartender

>>33551095
"Less" is too much.
You have no self control, you cannot be trusted.
You lost your ex because she was sick of your empty promises about getting better that always turned into lies.
You are sick, you are diseased, the only appropriate amount of alcohol for you is ZERO.

>>33551089
I bet in some culture this would be seen as an indirect marriage proposal.

>>33551104
I am curious, I don't entirely disagree with you, but are you a man or woman?

>>33550973
okay well thats a totally different context i wasn't thinking about

>>33551067
Okay yeah i do see that, guess I gotta deal with my own stereotypes about lower back tattoos

>ACTUAL tramp would want to keep that a secret
devil's advocate. wouldn't a really slutty woman be into the idea of a sexy tat in a sexy place being visible to people?

Could you explain perhaps why a woman would get a cute tattoo in that location despite it being generally known as a "trashy" place for a tat?

Very tired of fakecels

>>33551103
>>33551098
But I didn't want him to think I'm a whore

>>33551111
valid, a power move would be sending him $250 dollars with a note like thanks for last night

>>33551108
i get what u mean, but just from personal experience every girl ive met with a lower back tattoo is like a ray of sunshine so maybe im the one with stereotypes

>>33551107
I thought it was good to give the three most likely scenarios where it could happen.
I think my gf clinging onto my arm is cute, but a bit submissive, which I like.

>>33551111
the more i think about it this is just crazy lmao bro just straight up assumed he was receiving service from a sex worker
was the sex bad or something

>>33551111
You are tho

>>33551108
>devil's advocate. wouldn't a really slutty woman be into the idea of a sexy tat in a sexy place being visible to people?
Nta very much agree.

To boys like girls with eating issues? I mean we’re usually more submissive and won’t get fat over time

men
imagine working up the courage to say hi to a guy and pursue him and he says yes and you have a wonderful night together and you go to sleep dreaming of a possible relationship and what your next move should be and you wake up and theres just 200 bucks on your bedside and you realize he just prostituted you
this is why women dont approach

>>33551124
I don’t care about your whoredom

>>33551114
I don't know his address or phone number or shit

There's a really really cute girl selling hot chocolates near my workplace. If I buy two hot chocolates and tell her one of them is for a friend of mine who just went through a bad breakup, will she be attracted to me for being sweet?
>don't hit on girls who are working
No. Suck my dick.

>>33551124
My intentions are always clear, there'd never be the possibility of such a thing for me
Your fault for throwing out whore vibes

>>33551128
he told me you could send it me

>>33551123
as a 'boy' when I like a 'girl' I become incredibly unpicky about her. I don't want her to be unhealthy, but I will find myself infinitely tolerant of eating issues (and other issues)

>>33551124
I’m sorry anon that’s not okay :(

>>33551092
Is she begging for help or is she begging for attention?

>>33551123
>having an eating disorder is based!

>>33551111
>didn't want him to think I'm a whore
No offense anon but you brought a random guy back to your place from a bar to hook up with, were you expecting him to think you were a pure maiden lol
Leaving money behind is really bizarre though lol

>>33551123
no
ed girls are strictly practice material, and even then only for a few months tops
wife and gf material women can run 200m in under 28 seconds

>>33551129
yes then next time ask her what she reccommends or what her favourite drink is then buy two and give the other one to her trust me im a girl and a barista id die if someone did this

Post gender
Favorite kind of cracker?
Favorite thing to have with crackers?

>>33551124
not gonna lie- if a bro told me a similar story I'd just tell him it's his fault for picking them out poorly and help him laugh about it.

>>33551143
but you would laugh at him and call him a hoe for the rest of your life

>>33551123
You can't carry a pregnancy to term, and when we adopt you're going to inflict your eating disorders upon them. Your eating disorder makes you worthless, you offer nothing of value while it's untreated. Follow your therapist's treatment plan instead of forcing your curse on anyone else.

>>33551140
Wait, really???

>>33551124
I mean OP said "I hooked up with a moid from a bar", I doubt it was this romantic lol
>>33551106
That's definitely a guy lol who's always going on at me for being a "druggie"
>>33551129
Don't lie lol, also she might think "OK that's sweet but why are you telling me??" You can get a hot choc and chat to her tho

>>33551145
we wouldn't be bros if I didn't

>>33551137
this is what i mean. you clearly dont understand that eating disorders are inherently a cry for attention. but thats not a bad thing that should be ignored and punished its part of the whole illness. back when i used to starve myself i wished to god that someone would notice and ask if i wanted help. i get that to someone who hasnt had an ED that must sound insane but try to have a LITTLE empathy

>>33551124
If this happened to my friend I'd start asking him what the fuck he did to her to get her to pay him, this is grounds for celebration

>>33551147
i swear. i used to DREAMM ab a guy doing that

>>33551123
Ugh shut the fuck up bitch. No one actually likes how you look except the other stupid pro-ana cunts you circlejerk w

>>33551152
What if she is sick of hot chocolate and wouldn't want it?

>>33551116
hmm so how would i ever be able to know whether she was a crazy slut or a normal sweet girl

>>33551149
based

>>33551156
You simply avoid the ones with toxic markings and move on. Or maybe that was frogs.
Either way, if it looks bad, don't go for it.

>>33551142
>Favorite kind of cracker?
Christmas
>Favorite thing to have with crackers?
Cheese
>>33551123
Sorry but I'd rather have a thicc eater gf who bosses me around
>>33551152
When I was a male barista I dreamed about a girl doing this lmao
>>33551156
Crazy sluts are often very sweet girls desu

>>33551140
>>33551147
Doubling the purchase seems too obvious. What about a more devious approach of tripling the purchase? Buy one for himself, one for """his friend""", and then one for the girl-- only a small price increase for her after he already increased the price for """his friend""".

>>33551156
risk it for the biscuit

>>33551161
He needs to buy more coffees so that it looks like he has a larger friend group. This also allows him to demonstrate his wealth.

>>33551164
>>33551161
Wait a sec are you guys trying to bamboozle me.

>>33551155
ohh she only sells hot chocolates ?

>>33551124
I don't have to, I willingly sold my virginity to a party girl

I don’t have an eating disorder just a poor relationship with food

>>33551123
Doesn't matter, girls with eating issues wouldn't date an underweight male anyway.

>>33551128
And you fucked him?!
This must be an incel larp.

>>33551124
I would only do this as part of a roleplay with my gf.
Speaking of which, thanks for the inspiration!

>>33551123
Stop spamming please.

>>33551166
methinks it's one enterprising coffee shop owner trying to trick moids into buying triple

>>33551167
Oh nah her store has a bunch of different chocolates and she also sells hot chocolate as a drink. But the only drink she sells is hot chocolate.

>>33551151
bro got dick+, it come at a premium type dick
his game so complex got gang analyzing it with calipers n shit
you got the sorry f2p dick, watch 2 ads type dick

>>33551150
>i used to starve myself i wished to god that someone would notice and ask if i wanted help.
My extreme sympathies.

>>33551173
>And you fucked him?!
Nta but that's kind of how an ONS works lol
Though not even getting his number is a bit weird desu
>>33551174
Ik at least where I worked you weren't supposed to accept drinks from customers and you weren't allowed to drink behind the bar, you had to go out back on your break or whatever (at which point the drink would probably be cold)
But ofc we did anyway, bc fuck the rules I was not paid enough to care

>>33551123
I wouldn't know, every girl with an "eating disorder" I've ever met was fat as fuck and using it as a shield against criticism of her dietary choices.

>>33551179
What if I install PiHole on my router to block ads on my dick? Or are ads served through my dick in the same way that YouTube does, will I need to install an adblocker on my penis?

>>33551123
Aren't most women with eating disorders fat as fuck, though? Actually, dating a woman with an eating disorder seems like I'm guaranteed to have a fat mentally ill girlfriend.

>>33551139
Kek, true. I had an anorexic practice gf.
Her twig arms were repulsive and she kinda had a stomach bump because of how out of shape she was.

I think I deserve love, right?

>>33551174
No shit, never buy a woman a drink unless you're actively on a date with her, the 1/3 or so of women who scam guys for drinks ruined it for the rest of you.

>>33551166
It's how you get her a gift but make it look natural.

You order three, and then you only take two
She calls after you to inform you that you missed one.
You thank her, but then say that two is enough.
Raising a cup you say "One for my buddy," and then gesturing at the cup you left behind you explain, "and a 'Thank You' for your kindness".
And then you walk away.

>>33551176
i reckon ask like “do you have a favourite?” that way if she says yes get whatever she says but if shes says no or that they r all good youll know shes sick of them. please let us know how it goes if you make any moves im rlly invested

>>33551173
>And you fucked him?!
Sorry for having a libido

>>33551181
bless you my heart

>>33551189
you deserve dick

>>33551194
What's your body count?

>>33551193
>>33551192
Gotcha so you think my plan about mentioning my friend who had the breakup is not the best idea? I should stick with asking her what her favourite is?

>>33551186
not really but its a mental thing, like you can meet all the criteria of an eating disorder while being a healthy weight. also there are a lot of different eds, binge eating disorder, anorexia, bulimia

>>33551189
Not with that gross tummy. Fix your stretch marks.

>>33551173
>Speaking of which, thanks for the inspiration!
did you already do the one where she gets you too drunk to resist and you mumble no but she pretends not to hear and gaslights you and basically rapes you

>>33551159
Okay, so her tattoo is a simple outline of a flower and actually looks really classy. it's just the location thats making me second guess

>>33551160
>Crazy sluts are often very sweet girls desu
ah fuck man. i'm no incel but im sick of having to worry about whether the girl im crushing on is a slut or not.

i recently had a date with a really cute girl who i thought would be awesome until i realized she fucked over 30 guys, cheated on 2 bfs, and got tied up daily. a few years back i dated a girl who i had a crush on who said she was once on a challenge to have sex with a new person ever day of a week or some shit

i'm so tired of having to worry whether the person im into has fucked 2x the people i have (and i'm already high at a body count of 5) or has a weird relatationship with sex and hookup culture. how the fuck do i find a normal fucking girl god fucking damn it atoga im crashing the fuck out

>>33551150
You're in here trying to tout ED women as superior and spread your mental disease, I have zero sympathy.

>>33551189
Debatable

>>33551189
Yeah ofc you do but focus on yourself first and do well in school

>>33551200
Keep the story about your friend and buy three. If you only buy two (one for you and one for her) then you're obviously just gifting as a form of flirting, but if you buy three (two for you and one for her) then you give the appearance of your gift being natural generosity.

The greater your dishonesty, the greater your chances.

>>33551184
anon your penile strategy is so lacklustre it requires you to install a unregistered downloader app
you need to manually whitelist it on your firewall type pathetic dick

>>33551201
>not really
I've met probably 10 women who are fat as hell who claimed to be anorexic, I don't think I've ever met a thin girl who claimed that.

>>33551192
YESSS this is exactly what i meant when i said the idea. if a guy did this at work id jump with joy. shoutout to anon for seeing the vision i hope you get a chocolate croissant , also to the other guy u have to go in within the next few days after you do it so she can say smth

>>33551150
She's already getting empathy from other posters... and her message to them is that she doesn't care for their empathy. Everybody is wrong except for her.

>>33551207
Wrong poster.

>caught a three day ban from my favorite board because a janny didn't like my thread and said it was off-topic even though it was on-topic
How do you deal with things like this?

>>33551205
>once on a challenge to have sex with a new person ever day of a week or some shit
Lol, I did go out with one girl who said she did this (not as a challenge, she just did...)
Idk I like sluts but as a virgin feel like they wouldn't want anything serious
Idk man I guess it just depends what their currently approach to sex is. Like if you have a body count of 5 and they have like 10-15 but don't sleep around anymore then that's not a big deal right?

>>33551189
only men get love for free
women have to work for it, and you wont do that

>>33551194
You are incredibly retarded for not even getting his number.
This could have ended so so much worse.
Do better.

>>33551203
No, not into that kind lf stuff.
The most I ever did where we both were a bit tipsy.
A ton of alcohol does not go well with sex.

>>33551218
Ban evade (joke)
Touch grass (real)

>>33551200
i think do it like, “my friend is going through a breakup and i want to cheer them up do you have a favourite drink you think i could get them?” then get three then leave on for her

>>33551201
Yeah except ED is a serious mental disorder and assuming she ever recovers and stops starving herself to achieve a look that literally no man on earth even likes, she will put on weight like crazy and will never have a normal fucking relationship to food. Fuck that.

>>33551187
men want this

>>33551189
Do dishonest people deserve love?

Answer this question. Reply to this post. Do not avoid this post. Do not look away. Answer this question.

>>33551205
Oh yeah and
>cheated on 2 bfs
This is obviously a way bigger red flag than anything else kek. Obviously it wasn't a one-off mistake, she just doesn't take fidelity seriously
And
>once on a challenge to
This is also more of a red flag than just simply doing it because they want to imo. If it's a "challenge" I would think they're the people pleaser type and it's just a game to them...

>>33551223
That's actually pretty good except for the fact that her shop literally only sells one type of drink so I guess I gotta go with: >>33551211

>>33550873 (OP)
for men:
i am so unbelievably horny. I'd only ever want to seriously date and have sex with a guy from an imageboard though, is that weird?

>>33551230
Weird yeah, even if it was me.
Meet more people.

>>33551230
Very

>>33551226
everyones dishonest sometimes, and i think we all deserve love

Women, how stained/worn out do underwear have to get before you throw them out?

>>33551230
Yeah, weird. Try meeting people in real life. They're better than we are.

Date a woman who doesn't have a mentally ill relationship to food. She's likely to stay the weight that she is, rather than yoyoing between extremes in an endless chase for a body type that looks objectively disgusting and offputting to the mentally stable.

Gender and favorite junk or snack food?

>>33551218
>How do you deal with things like this?
Start trolling on Reddit.

>>33551230
Yeah that is a bit weird babes, touch grass you can find much "higher quality" men than here lol

>>33551233
What about someone who's dishonest all the time?

>>33551229
yesss, good luck king i hope it goes well

>>33551230
dont even bother the men itt are unbelievably prissy you pretty much have to go in assuming you are tracking a fugitive

>>33551230
why only from a imageboard?

>>33551230
Bad bait

>>33551197
I would like a bit of that

>>33551202
But I can’t do anything about it.. it’s permanent

>>33551225
I know I do, I wanna be abused by a pretty girl

Is the toe painter femanon still here?

>>33551237
Or just date who you like
Imagine being mentally stable kek
M, uhh I like pringles and haribos

>>33551221
>oh you're so retarded for not interrogating every moid you want to fuck
Yeah, thanks for advice

>>33551230
let me guess, he must also be short, ugly, and somewhat deranged?

>>33551230
I am afraid this is kinda like one of those parasocial relationship things that happen to people, with an extra twist. You can't let your imagination run away like that, it's not realistic

>>33551240
like a pathological liar? i think they DESERVE love but i dont think they are entitled to it. if someone wants to look past their flaws and love them despite being a liar good for them yk

>>33551234
it just becomes inside underwear until it suffers a mutilation so horrific that i am forced to finally retire it from service

>>33551074
I’m taking the train to my parents for the weekend and then I’ll fly from there after.
Oh oh and my fit today was inspired by the powerpuff girls sweater from the other day… and my love for baseball (got bullied for that last time); I’m wearing a baggy light blue track suit. Open jacket with sleeves rolled up. And a tight white crop top. Similar color baseball cap, hair in a ponytail.

>>33551250
Alright, you are an incel troll.
Fuck off.

>>33551255
real shit. plus we all have “cute” underwear and “ugly” underwear both for different vibes and outfits

>>33551221
Nta but what difference would getting his number have made lol? If it was just a drunken one-night stand and they weren't planning to meet again then how would it have changed anything?
Obviously hooking up with someone you've just met and bringing them back to your own place is very risky, but some people don't care about that...
Sis better get another STD test tho

>>33551256
Not crop top, it’s a tube top. My English not so good

>>33551254
Well then there's your answer. Kitten Poster, who chooses to be dishonest all the time, may deserve love but is not entitled to love.

>>33550998
that could be the same excuse a guy can make
>why would I work out and lose weight, just so she can like me for looks? thats shallow
It gets your foot in the door

Women if Neanderthals lived in the modern age would you date a neanderthal man?

>>33551246
if a woman who looked like this demanded i glue myself to the front wheels of an airplane before it lands i would do so unhesitatingly
still wouldnt spit on kittenposter if she was on fire though

>>33551257
I don't think they're an incel troll desu just a floozy. Probably why the guy assumed they might be a sex worker, or felt bad and left some money

>>33551265
Mirin those wrists

>>33551246
sexooooo

>>33551245
You remind me of that one really busty poster on soc's boob thread who constantly calls herself ugly.
She added anons from the thread on discord and got jealous of them even just talking with otherr women, while she posts her nude body for everybody.
Point is, she got similar issues to you, don't end up like her.

>>33551264
okay you clocked me i guess

>>33551265
this is just an albanian

Men just want one thing and that's to wake up next to a pretty face staring at them with affection.

>>33551273
Nah vamp is cute.

>>33551273
nah, albanians are more skinny and rat-like
thats a montenegrin

i feel like you guys are being really harsh on this ed girl shes probably a really young girl with no one in her life to confide in. but then again its 4chan i come here fully prepared to be td to kill myself

>>33551275
i'm happy i can give this to my man ^n^

>>33551245
just tell me time and place

>>33551275
Won’t be me

>>33551275
not if she's asian
ew

>>33551239
it's not about high quality
it's comfort and what i know

>>33551282
calm down khabib she not even in your weight class

>>33551284
gay

>>33551282
Kitten does not want solutions, she only wants to whine and get attention.

>>33551042
Just be my tall Jewish gf

>>33551279
The second you start acting superior to other women because you are so mentally deluded and shallow that you literally starve yourself to achieve the look of a dying child is the second I lose any sympathy I might have had for you. EDs spread via this kind of nasty pro-ana post.

>>33551286
or height

>>33551285
So you are lazy.

>>33551089
Thats what happens when youre an easy slut

This thread is full of the most unfuckable, unpleasant men in the planet.

Except me, of course.

>>33551293
when did she act superior to other women ???? i just saw her askimg for help

>>33551279
She has been posting this shit for months now.
It's redious and tiresome.

>>33551230
No, we have a whole board for finding this, called soc problem is it's been invaded by degenerates.

>>33551265
I know that nigga, he sells watermelons in Ankara
>>33551275
Best I can do is a contemptuous frown

>>33551297
you mean except US right twin?

>>33551284
Men why are you like this

>>33551301
Do you at least have a pretty face?

>>33551275
I miss hugging my ex

>>33551124
Bitch you slept with a guy the first time you met him, stop pretending is anything but classless hoeing.

>>33551279
Are you sure that you're not her?

Serious question, she's been caught samefagging.

>>33551299
ohh okay, does she know that edtwt exists. theres a whole place FOR that. also redious is a crazy word cheers for expanding my vocabulary

>>33551298
right here >>33551123
> I mean we’re usually more submissive and won’t get fat over time
I will not be nice to dumb bitches here spreading their mental disease

>>33551256
I was wearing the sweater again earlier haha
I didn't realise you loved baseball, that's an interesting fact
Have a nice time with your parents and on the trip anon
Where do you get all your outfit stuff and ideas from??
Your English is great anon

>>33551304
I want White kids

>>33551298
See
>>33551123

DUDE aren't other girls lame because they don't have a cool eating disorder like me LMAO

>>33551304
a woman tricked me into posting hands and i thought it would be fun but the way she treated me after just made me feel gross and kmsable so i can no longer trust them

>>33551308
She is not me

>>33551308
no im not, but im also a girl whos struggled with an ed so i have a lot of sympathy for anyone struggling. i wished so hard for someone to tell me the things im telling her

>>33551317
Faggot fakecel

Women:

You're reincarnated in Medieval europe. Would you rather be reincarnated as a princess of some major kingdom, or as a male peasant working the fields? And why?

>>33551309
>redious
lol you funky ass, I clearly misspelled tedious.

>>33551315
I’m sorry I’m not insulting healthy women I’m just like asking if I’m lovable

>>33551279
They are mean to kitten poster kek. She's a sweetie
>>33551275
Actually I want my stomach bug to go away and I want my own apartment and money
>>33551285
Wholesome but sometimes it pays to push out of your comfort zone
>>33551289
Sometimes people just need emotional support
>>33551307
I don't think that's the same anon lol
Ngl if I could hook up with a girl and male $200 I would. I'd be a shameless ho

>>33551304
Am not

>>33551237
F, cucumber or frozen peas. I like spicy potato chips, too. The ideal snack is savory, won't dirty my hands, and is cheap and healthy enough that I can mindlessly eat it while reading.

>>33551323
BAHAHAHA no i genuinely thought that was a real word my bad i wasnt clowning

>>33551322
Male peasant so I can drink and piss and whoremonger

>>33551317
what did she say

>>33551329
>clowning
On the other hand, you really seem to like that word.

>>33551331
i am positive a princess could do all three of those things
even the last one

The men in these threads are so catty it's unreal. Some of you missed the call of being mean gay gossips.

>>33551324
> I mean we’re usually more submissive and won’t get fat over time
Shut the fuck up you lying deranged piece of shit.

>>33551300
yeah it's extremely low quality and i feel like a lot less people (rightfully so) use it now

>>33551322
obviously a princess the fuck would i want to be a peasant for

>>33551320
Qrd? What's ed?

>>33551324
>other girls aren't submissive like me
>other girls will get fat unlike me
Stop comparing yourself against other girls because you will always lose the competition. It's unfair to yourself because you end up punishing yourself with unsafe and unhealthy eating habits, and it's unfair to them because you try to drag them down in the process.

Your #1 priority needs to be being happy with yourself, not changing yourself, because you will NEVER change yourself enough to be happy with yourself.

>>33551336
Honestly, men can be cattier than teenage girls if you get them riled up enough.

>>33551336
What’s catty about directly calling someone a slur

>>33551320
how pale are you?

>>33551305
I'm a solid 7. May go higher once I lose these last 10kg.

>>33551320
She also ignores all the empathy you're sending her way. You fall on deaf ears.

>>33551341
Erectile dysfunction.

>>33551304
Id be a slut but a lesbian slut
Seems like it would be easier

>>33551339
I've met a couple really good women from there but yeah it's dogshit.

>>33551304
No we wouldn't that'd be gay, we'd just go into the bathroom all day

>>33551313
Based Hoodwinked Too! poster
First movie is miles better though

>>33551324
girl let me tell you another thing that i think will help you snap out of it, because you remind me a lot of myself. i pulled so much more when i was slightly chubby. my obsession with food and calories amd weight made me repulsive to men, and the one guy that was into it was literally a freak who ended up doing weird shit.

>>33551340
But then you'd be bethroted to some princeling you don't know at age 14 and shipped out of your castle to live with him. And there's no guarantee he'd be Prince Charming.

So you’re all just normal sex havers enjoying your lives and yet you come here anyway

>>33551333
swear its the first time ive used it

>>33551324
>Am I lovable unlike those "fat" dominant women without eating disorders?
sure babes you totally deserve pity

>>33551341
Eating disorder lol
>>33551356
Dis true. A good guy will like a healthy happy girl who's a bit chubbers but can enjoy a good meal together. If you are the skinny insecure type that attracts the wrong kind of attention

>>33551346
>another ED femanon
There's too many of you...

>>33551359
back to r9k with you.

>>33551344
Mean gays call other gays faggots all the time man.

>>33551346
a 7 with a good sneer is an 8
or a disdainful lip curl like your aura just splashed a fleck of shit on the wheels of her carriage and she snaps at her guard to behead you

>>33551341
stands for eating disorder>>33551358
i

>>33551359
>normal sex havers enjoying your lives
I've never had sex and I hate my life

>>33551275
i look ugly without makeup on sorryyyyy

>>33551358
id suck it up if it meant i get to be a PRINCESS

>>33551336
>catty
What does that mean

Day 2 nogoon. If I touched a women she would be electrified

>>33551359
if you calculate the actual amount of time i spend having sex i am 99.9% celibate
so dont split hairs

>>33551376
keep it up goat

>>33551362
>>33551369
Ty

>>33551348
Kek

>>33551363
Go back to Facebook I was here first
>>33551378
Fuck off

>>33551374
Means like, gossipy and drama-prone, like how a bully acts in a high school drama.

>I was young and stupid
>I valued the complexity of my acquaintances and friends
>But then I started looking for reliability, and my circle narrowed quickly
It do be like that

>>33551374

catty1
/ˈkati/
adjective
adjective: catty; comparative adjective: cattier; superlative adjective: cattiest

1.
deliberately hurtful in one's remarks; spiteful.

>>33551376
No she won't.

>>33551359
No

>>33551345
id like to think im decently tan. its winter right now though so im not in my prime sun kissed glow. why do u ask

>>33551359
yeah. i'm on my period, i'm bored!

>>33551389
If you suffered from ed then that makes you easier to manipulate. Thoughts on having an e-bf?

>>33551384
I just skipped all that and burned all my bridges when I was mentally ill

>>33551389
Tanned girls are pure SEXOOOOO

Ladies,

Have you ever vajazzled your vagina?

>>33551343
yeah and they can go as far as to kill or rape you

Women, what if your bf had a fetish for having sex with a sleeping woman, and for you to have sex with him when asleep?

>>33551382
>Fuck off
dont say that anon, us incels need to stick together
im having a bad week, my wife usually loves it when i go down on her but she seems unenthusiastic lately, and i dont know if im the problem or she just has something on her mind
any advice?

This too much to ask for? Im not even short

>>33551394
0/10, the paler the prettier

>>33551390
Do you just fuck or goon all day when you're not on your period or something?

>>33551395
BAHAHAHAHAHA youre funny im buying you

>>33551384
Personally I just stopped hanging out with people who don't respect my time. I've got a cousin I liked, when he flaked when we were teenagers it was no big deal, but still flaking on shit when we're 30 is no longer cool when I've got to move heaven and earth to get time to hang out.

>>33551397
I would break up with him because this would make us incompatible.

>>33551398
>dont say that anon, us incels need to stick together
Why don't male perma-virgins just stop being involuntarily celibate by homosexually fucking each other up the ass? That way they won't be celibate any more.

>>33551398
Probably stressed over the downturn in the S&P 500, reassure her with a thoughtful handmade gift

>>33551398
>us incels
>my wife
>any advice?
kys

>>33551403
>im buying you
I'm not a slave, honey.

>>33551392
id honestly rather kill myself, physical touch is way too important

I can’t stop daydreaming about laying in bed next to a hot man saying really sexy shit to me, reading my mind, and touching me while I just stare at him like this

>>33551312
Heh that’s pretty close! Thank you. Most of my inspiration comes from other streamer girls, street fashion and work outfits etc. I do google image search and find something that works for me and I shop everywhere. The outfit I wear now was from this sports guy he’s all tracksuit, and i was thinking I can make that work for me.
You have a good sweater, wear it well!

>>33551382
Hey, your choice to be an idiot, not mine!

>>33551389
I wanted to see if you were going to be honest.
Guess not.

>>33551402
yeah. life of an average sex haver

Women:
What was the single longest, uninterrupted masturbation session you've ever had?

>>33551407
>>33551413
dont be absurd anon, "perma virgin" is just figurative, even the most hardcore incels have sex at least sometimes
>>33551408
see i thought thats what it was, and i already have a thoughtful sentimental gift ready for her
thank you!

>>33551408
I thought my inherited Jew magic meant I would be good at business, but instead my stocks are plummeting and my sales are tanking. I am no longer a happy merchant.

>>33551414
okayyyy, clock it know your girth king

>>33551417
Ugh I wrote ‘works for me’ twice..

>>33551416
Man, just fuck off.

>>33551421
>dont be absurd anon, "perma virgin" is just figurative, even the most hardcore incels have sex at least sometimes
No we don't, stop bastardizing the term

>>33551416
ME TOO GIRL ME TOO. i cant stop daydreaming about some tall nerdy boy hugging me from behind while i cook us dinner

>>33551421
Nice trolling, I am suicidal
>>33551422
I am not a Jew but I respect your people and have stolen fractions of your power

>>33551384
More like looking for a person that respects that I do what I want

So basically all women want to feel the full weight of their partner crushing them when having sex?

>>33551420
NAG but one time I masturbated nearly 7 hours straight and nutted three times, with only 10 minutes of break between one goon sesh and the next.

I was really dehydrated by the end of it.

How can I and my sister reconnect with your brother and make up to him?

He ran away after we got him committed to a mental institute because he kept jerking off with the door open several times and grinning and giggling at us when we walked in on him. We were afraid he posed a danger of harm to himself or others (rape or sexual violence) so we had him committed.

Now he lives far away and doesn't talk to us anymore.

>>33551418
WHAT why would you think im lying??? i have literally no reason to lie

Women are shit.

>>33551427
>>33551429
been a stone cold incel since '13 (the age i lost mine)

Women, have you ever gotten revenge on an ex by stuffing fruit up the tailpipe of his car so it wouldn't run?

>>33551437
Ah you’re a bad person, cool

>>33551435
That's the reply of a liar who got just exposed, pale missy.

>>33551436
more like TAKING A shit, just drank some whole milk lord knows im gonna regret it

>>33551428
I want that so bad

Women, be honest:

Do you find men who already have girlfriends more attractive than men who don't have girlfriends? Even if you wouldn't act on that attraction.

>>33551428
>Women, you are beautiful at any size.
>Men, you are handsome at one size.

>>33551420
3,5h
>>33551432
Nice
>>33551431
Probably not all but most.
>>33551438
No, but I'll keep it in mind if I'll ever need an idea.

>>33551438
this is really specific did someone do this to you? and no but i wish.

>>33551445
no, i am only attracted to available men who i can possess fully

>>33551438
No. My revenge against exes that cheated has always been to keep living and being happy while their lives end up worse.

>>33551438
i would rather shove an unripe pineapple up his tailpipe instead and then make him run

>>33551437
>incel
>stone cold
lol, you're literally using a buzzword made by a female queer

Plap

>>33551422
Jews aren't actually good at business, they're just very good at working within a white social structure and using high trust societies and tribal nepotism to their advantage, there's a reason Israel never accomplishes anything despite slurping up more tax money than most US states. If you're Jewish and don't have a cousin at a major company passing you inside stuff don't bother trying to play the game, go into law instead, I've had a lot of success claiming that my mother's maiden name was Goldberg.

>>33551428
>>33551444
Sorry girls, 5'2 is the best I can do.

>>33551449
It's from an old Eddie Murphy movie. He stuffs bananas up the tailpipe of a police car driven by two cops that are chasing him so they get slowed down.

>>33551446
you would never date an obese person lets be honest

>>33551416
What is sexy shit for u

>>33551445
No, the fuck I'm going to try and outshine another girl? We could share him though.

>>33551421
>"perma virgin" is just figurative, even the most hardcore incels have sex at least sometimes
Not falling for your ragebait lol

>>33551445
no, i find them less attractive, because im not a homewrecker and i see them as off limits. i do however see them as safer to talk to because i assume they respect their partner and aren't going to make any weird moves on me

>>33551459
Is obesity equivalent to being short?

>>33551455
The real life Saul Goodman

both

state
>age
>sex
>body count
>body count youd accept in a partner

>>33551433
Why?

Ladies tag yourself!!!!

>>33551454
Go back to your anime gooner gayms.

>>33551457
as long as you can climb pumpkin

>>33551455
NTA
>there's a reason Israel never accomplishes anything despite slurping up more tax money than most US states.
Damn, and Israel still manages to control the world. Jews are amazing.

>>33551445
No, I'm not a psychopath. I usually lose interest if I find out a guy is taken

>>33551417
It's a cute fit :D and nice, sounds like it's something you're really passionate about. Do you stream yourself or no? It's cool how you can pull off different things like the tracksuit lol. Are you on the train atm or not yet?

>>33551466
28m
5
0-4

>>33551466
22
F
0
Idk it’s okay if they have experience

>>33551472
It's your typical propaganda gaslighting. Make your boogeyman both weak and pitiful and strong and scary at the same time.

>>33551464
no but u get what i mean. dont act as though you arent just as shallow. its okay to have phsyical preferences. i promise you are SOMEONES type

>>33551471
Why did this reply make me hard?
I have a lot of questions about myself now.

>>33551466
not this shit again

>>33551470
I will

>>33551469
DAYM

>>33551466
35 F
25ish
would accept any body count, don't even know my partner's i just know he was a slut

>>33551466
is body count that big a deal (disregarding the ultra sloots ofc), like whats the big deal if he/she has your number plus a couple more

>>33551479
>just as shallow
Damn... not dating the obese is equal in shallowness to not dating the short...

>>33551466
27
M
0
I don't give a damn about how many people you've been with, as long as we're happy together that's what matters more.

>>33551445
NAG but at least ime, the kinds of girls who will hit on you while you're dating someone else are baad news lol

State gender. What do you do if you keep getting grainy calls from an untraceable telephone number with a hissy, deep voice threatening "YOU WILL BE RAPED" or "I AM GOING TO RAPE YOU"?

>>33551483
I know just the femanon for you.

>>33551491
F
Contact the police.

>>33551445
No, the opposite. I refuse to compete with other women, they're scary as fuck. As soon as I know a male is taken he becomes repulsive

>>33551485
does him being a slut worry you? what if he cheats on you during your relatsionship

>>33551466
>27f
>0
>0

>>33551472
Israel itself doesn't, it's basically the vanity project of a small group of American Jews and the Evangelical movement.

>>33551466
29,f
10
Idgaf wether someone is a virgin or a slut or anything in between

>>33551491
oh my god ? id probably burst out crying and start carrying a glock and get one of those things u can put into your vagina with the spikes so if someone tried to rape me their dick would get fucked up

Average femanon moment?
Average femanon moment.

>>33551359
No

>>33551485
Oh you’re a millennial, no wonder you’re awful

>>33551466
>age
27
>sex
F
>body count
1
>body count youd accept in a partner
I'd be comfortable with 3 or less in other relationships, no hookups allowed unless he had a good reason.

>>33551420
One time I was left home alone for a weekend and came about 19 times in 24 hours

>>33550878
This is new

>>33551466
27
M
0
Couldn't care less desu, I've been out with virgins and sluts

TO BOTH

whats the avg body count range in your group of friends, state age also

>>33551483
I know this manhwa

>>33551500
Yeah I mean, that's right. The majority population of Israel definitely isn't Mizhrahi Jews having to escape other countries in the middle east. It's just American Jews and evangelicals.

>>33551446
This is true and that size is short.

>>33551457
I wish more men were doing it like you!

>>33551471
Even if he can't right now, I'm sure he could be taught.

>>33551491
F
Say "not if I rape you first". Block.

>>33551506
r u gen z or what

Foids, how savage and unkempt can a bachelor get before he becomes an unrecoverable relationship prospect?

>>33551497
No, i'm not worried. He was a slut, but he wasn't dishonest or lying to anyone, as far as I know. if he cheats on me i'll just leave lmao

>>33551508
You really need to be dicked down. Not like as a horny statement but like as a medical intervention.

Why do women celebrate, cheer, and laugh about it when men get arse raped, sexually abused, or sodomised against their will? Do women see this as karmic justice?

>>33551509
Lowkey flexing?

>>33551460
I can’t say, it’s embarassing

>>33551466
35
M
0
Don’t care

>>33551515
i love u

>>33551466
32 m 1 depends

>>33551517
If he lets his finger and toe nails get long, it's over.

>>33551466
F
30
1
Anything in the single digits.

>>33551514
You have a short guy fetish?

>>33551521
There's no flex to say that her butt is fat when all of her is fat.

>>33551516
They call it zillenial, right on the cusp. Had to grow up surrounded by these narcissists who act like they’re always on tv and treat everything ironically

>>33551520
because it's one of the few ways men can genuinely learn empathy

>>33551466
21
F
0
0

>>33551520
>anon is masturbating again

>>33551522
NTA
Let me take a crack at this.
"Fuck, you look so pretty, and your lips look so soft. I want to shove my cock down your throat and look into your eyes as you wrap your pretty lil' lips around it, taking it like a good girl."

That worked?

ugggh left the spot last night and then my crush showed up. whyyy my life like this?

>>33551524
I love you too. Now take off your pants.

>>33551506
you don't know anything about me except that i have a high body count and so does my partner and we're happily dating each other. what's awful about that? lmao

>>33551527
Whew, glad I keep mine as short as possible.

>>33551451
Has it been working out that way?

>>33551531
NTA
>Treating everything ironically is a millennial trait and not a zoomer trait
kek

>>33551513
From my interactions with the state of Israel my impression is that it's a group of middle class salary types being held hostage by a legion of unhygienic and lazy pseudo Amish claiming to be some kind of priest class despite embodying such poor morality that even Indians take notice, plus some Muslims that bomb the place every few years. I don't understand why any Jew who has anything going on in their lives would want to live there when they could live in New York.

>>33551535
works every time, desu

>>33551539
You’ve been shitting up the thread, not hard to see

>>33551538
YES MAAM

>>33551540
Too short is gross too. If you shorten your nail bed because you keep cutting them too short, your hands will start to look like sausages.

>>33551470
Kek
Brb clopping to rarity x sunset shimmer EG yuri jk
>>33551476
You wouldn't date someone with the same bodycount as you? Hypocritical much?
>>33551491
Tell them they're interrupting my programme and hang up
>>33551511
M, I know my housemates have 40+ and some of my slut friends have 20+ because they're degenerates lmao
I'm 27
>>33551536
RIP, I'm sure you'll see em some other time
Iktf I was supposed to meet my crush last night but had to bail cause sick

>>33551519
Male contact would fix a lot of my problems tbqh

>>33551466
mid twenties
f
0
i dont know if men really need a cap, it depends on who they are overall. no prosties though. 0-n

>>33551544
Zoomers treat everything post ironic

>>33551547
lmao ok then, seems like you are just mad at your millennial sister and projecting any annoying posts onto me so go off

>>33551454
I hate you guys for actively ruining filled pastries for me. I used to love Boston Creme donuts.

>>33551552
I'd be willing to do this sacrifice so others don't have to.

>>33551554
I know, that's why I find this guy projecting zoomer traits onto millennials funny.

>>33551549
Such a good boy

>>33551475
Thanks!
I’m leaving tomorrow early. I’ll have Sunday and Monday with them. I stream myself but much less, I’m busy with work now so I’m going to stop this year or the next. My life is in a different chapter, butI will never stop with fashion or vidya!
What are you doing this weekend?

>>33551466
>34
>F
>9
>any number, as long as he is clean, remembers every partner, and has no physical or emotional baggage from previous relationships

>>33551556
I bet you did...

>>33551550
Oh well, can't win 'em all. As a kid there was an accident that tore one of my nails completely off my finger, and since then I've been paranoid about them getting damaged, so I keep 'em short to minimize those odds.

>>33551467
The amount of replies for spreadsheet anon are a good harvest today.

>>33551494
Names, NAMES! Shame em

>>33551563
do you sit there and make him recite the names on the first date?

>>33551555
??? obvious you were the one trolling incels
>>33551558
You’re retarded

>>33551563
>still not counting that time she let her ex's bf fuck her

>>33551567
>>33551466

>>33551563
Don't you mandate anal because of your previous relationship baggage? Not a "gotcha", just pondering.

>>33551469
>made the guy BPD
Men don't get BPD, they start to develop it and then being men they get their shit knocked around until they learn to mask and become sociopaths instead.

>>33551568
No

>>33551529
I just have impeccable taste. If the world considers that a fetish, I don't mind.

>>33551570
lmfao what? bitch i just woke up. i do troll incels on occasion but today i've only been mean to that pro-ana cunt. spare me the paranoia

>>33551567
do you think its a she or a he

>>33551572
You are not that important.

>>33551578
Damn. As a 5'1 guy, I've never been more glad to feel sexualized before.

>>33551579
Why so sensitive why so stupid why randomly bring up a sister
Look at the camera already and kill yourself epically

>>33551563
You're the last person that should be talking about emotional baggage from past relationships.

>>33551580
They/them

>>33550888
Toasting a jew round and baking some THICC bacon.

>>33551584
>epically
are you still pretending to be gen z right now or?

>>33551581
That is not the point

>>33551578
But are you monogamous or are you BlueValkyrie posting without her name?

>>33550888
>not getting pounded while posting
NGMI

>>33551588
I’m 28, I just hate your kind

>>33551591
many of us are short man enjoyers

>>33551535
Vulgar, but I’d be lying if I said It wouldn’t turn me on irl

>>33551585
M, I have a pair of emotional baggages under my penis. They're called my nuts!

>>33551466
Old
F
Yep
Mhm

>>33551589
It is now.

>>33551594
>many of us
Oh, come on.

>>33551491
M
I don't answer untracable numbers.
You shouldn't either.

>>33551511
Why the fuck would anybody know this?

>>33551580
I am convinced it is at least one male who does it.
Also one female who keeps track in a probably less organized way.

>>33551581
I am to some here, even if not the spreadsheet fucks.

My parting was foretold, but so was my return. Thus, I am back.

Now where are my atoga gfs? I'd like to cuddle.

>>33551593
then you should probably know epic is a cringe millennial word. you can look like less of a newbie by telling me to become an hero next time. good luck kiddo

>>33551596
I'm a bit of an e-manwhore so I know what turns girls on, or at least what they want to hear. Glad I haven't lost my touch.

>>33551597
*hits you right in the feels*

>>33551603
You are a fucking idiot

>>33551397
>Women, what if your bf had a fetish for having sex with a sleeping woman, and for you to have sex with him when asleep?
I would indulge him, but he would have to discuss it with me before trying anything.

>>33551600
>Oh, come on.
Oh, coom on.

>>33551599
huh?

>>33551601
>I am to some here
Lmfao

>>33551397
Are you the femanon who asked the reverse last time?

>>33551606
epic is kinda of a cringe word

>>33551445
>Women, be honest:
>Do you find men who already have girlfriends more attractive than men who don't have girlfriends? Even if you wouldn't act on that attraction.
No, I don't find them more attractive if they're taken. I would find a man I like attractive whether he were single or not, and it would frustrate me a hell of a lot less if he were single so I could act on it.

>>33551569
No. The confirmation that his past relationships were meaningful enough to him that he remembers them individually is what I'm looking for. He doesn't need to literally list them out.
>>33551571
That was number 9.
>>33551575
Of course not. It's a preference that indicates sexual compatibility, but it's not a make or break sort of thing.

>>33551614
Holy shit retard you just did your big exit stage left, fuck off and interact with the happy normies

>>33551576
>muh representation
The disorders with the female icons are more prevalent in men

>>33551619
I am not the same anon

>>33551611
I have one person who can't get me out of their mind and I am glad every day to not meet them again.

Is it true that some women would rather be told “good slut” as a sexy compliment? If so, that’s unfathomably cringe and also profoundly retarded.

>>33551314
That mole on her cheek really bothers me. You notice that she tries to hide it in all her vids.

>>33551553
>>33551499
>>33551553
>>33551507
Is it really ok for your man to be a virgin?

>>33551619
>he doesn't know

>>33551623
Yet here you are, yapping about them because you love the attention. Such a slut.

>>33551511
Average is hard to say, most have 2 to 4, a few have have none to 1, a few still have 10-20

Women this is me if you even care...

It’s been like 12 hours and I’m scared my roommate already hates me

Nothing happened I’m just scared

>>33551622
No no I'm the one shitting up the thread remember? There is only Me, the Slutty Millennial. i'm the only one who's ever trolled an incel here

>>33551622
>>33551628
Hope that your grandma goes into remission and everything is looking up before her cancer comes back aggressively and she dies horribly and painfully

>>33551625
Rather than what? Also, nobody asked for your opinion.

>>33551591
I'm too possessive and too lazy for polyamory lmao

>>33551600
Many of us! It's just less talked about because the beauty standard for men is 'tall' and because some men refuse to believe it's a thing.

>>33551466
>age
28
>sex
F
>body count
8
>body count youd accept in a partner
X>2 and X<60

>>33551629
I already moved here to avoid it.
Will probably move again if some shit happens here too.

>>33551634
If you had some dick in you maybe you would relax.

>>33551637
??

>>33551636
I didn't say that

>>33551633
Ew, is the lizard back...?

>>33551397
>if your bf had a fetish
Who cares, I have fetishes that can't even happen in this reality, and some that can but I wouldn't base my mate selection and marriage around them.
I don't want to be touched or messed with while I'm unconscious so if he actually pursued it past asking once or twice I'd leave.

>>33551521
No. Lowkey flexing when I get bored in the grocery line or am standing in one spot trying to find an item and shift my ankles and kinda twerk.

>>33550873 (OP)
Why do women exist?

>>33551639
What's the appeal for you personally?

>>33551637
go off king

>>33551511
>whats the avg body count range in your group of friends, state age also
F, 28. 99% of my friends are khhv virgins, except I have one token slutty friend who I talk to about sex.

>>33551642
Oh you poor soul, lol.

>>33551647
>I have fetishes that can't even happen in this reality
List.

>>33551636
Deriving enjoyment from someone else’s pain is what makes you an awful person

>>33551653
Tell your friend I would suck on her nipples.

>>33551620
I'm pretty sure the only disorder more prevalent in men is something like PTSD, women have around twice the rate of mental illness and psychiatric drug use that men do, probably because the first line of treatment for men for almost anything is telling them to suck it up and what do you know it works a good chunk of the time.

>>33551649
To cuck you.

>>33551654
uwu

>>33551507
What's a good reason?

>>33551658
>is telling them to suck it up and what do you know it works a good chunk of the time.

In completely unrelated news, men have nearly triple the successfull suicide rate as women.

>>33551652
>F, 28. 99% of my friends are khhv virgins
Let me guess, online friends.

>>33551662
Having a dick so big it would be a crime not to share.

>>33551652
I hate this and I hate you

>>33551511
32, my friends probably range 10-20 with some anomalies

>>33551511
F, 21. all zero, myself included. I had one friend who's had maybe ten but we haven't spoken in a while

>>33551535
whats like the male equivalent of this. like what could i say to a guy that would turn him on like this

>>33551649
To make the crops grow

>>33551627
it would hypocritical if i rejected a guy for lack of experience and even regardless of that its fine. the sex probably wouldn't be that good but we can learn together

>>33551648
I’m trying to be angry

>>33551652
LOL ILY

So many virgin girls in this thread....

Heh, I guess I have to make myself useful now....

>>33551672
>the sex probably wouldn't be that good but we can learn together
Wholesome, I hope you find somebody, anon

>>33551670
"I love you" + a compliment about his appearance / sex abilities + telling him what you want to do to him at this moment. Works every time, give it a test run.

>>33551674
It was meant for both of them, spastic

>>33551585
I don't have emotional baggage from past relationships, though. Or at least, I don't think so. If I do, I think therapy will help identify and address it regardless.

>>33551670
Not him, but be submissive and needy. Demand to be used as his fuckdoll. Say your only purpose is to make him cum. And no pulling out, you won't feel fulfilled unless I filled you up.

>>33551514
I'm legit 5'3" and I just want to find the loml.

>>33551656
You do know where you are, right? Did you really come to 4chan for a feel good hugbox? That's what reddit exists for, silly baby.

>>33551681
Sorry anon, signalling you're a pillow princess is not hot.

>>33551663
The evolutionary risk of higher IQ is higher risk of existential crisis and self destruction, women don't have to worry about it luckily.

I hate passive women. You can be feminine and not be a fucking doormat.

Women, could you take a look at a guy and find him sexually desirable just like that? Or would you have to interact with him or get an idea about him first?

>>33551681
i feel like not every guy would be into this

>>33551683
Yeah because “le asshole of the internet” means you should be a cunty little sadist. You are, once again, a fucking retard

>>33551685
IQ can't be that high if they can't just 'suck it up' and get over it like proper men ;D

>>33551627
If I liked you it would be fine and maybe even a plus.
>>33551662
Other anon wasn't me, but maybe it wasn't intended to be a hookup, but ended up working out that way. Someone's told me that before

I love women who love shirt guys.

>>33551687
If I'm already horny, I can and do project my wants and other thoughts on a guy I've just met. But if I'm not horny, yes I have to interact with him to get turned on by him alone.

>>33551684
I don't know what that is.
What I described is the most attractive way for me.

>>33551688
Most would, except for some femdom retards.

>>33551685
IQ only measures how well you can rotate shapes

>>33551687
A guy can look hot but instantly stop being hot if he opens his mouth to reveal his cringe personality.

>>33551687
>look at a guy and find him sexually desirable
Sometimes, but it's pretty rare for me. Also I know it's not going to happen so it's just a fleeting thought

>>33551691
>Other anon wasn't me, but maybe it wasn't intended to be a hookup, but ended up working out that way. Someone's told me that before
Oh okay that makes a lot of sense because ghosting is so common these days.

>>33551687
if my body is hummin already then any dude can get caught in the crossfire but otherwise yeah id need to talk to him or observe him for a while

>>33551686
You don't say dumb idiot. Thats on you that you can only imagine submissiveness as passiveness.

>>33551699
humm

>>33551689
>comes to 4chan
>cries about big mean millenials

>>33551699
*places hand on your belly*
Femanon...I can feel your womb vibrating.....

>>33551702
Feeling personally attacked? damn, hugbox doesn’t work, crazy. Fucking faggot retard, cut yourself for attention

>>33551686
What's a passive woman?
How is it different from pasisve men and why is it not an issue for you with them?

>>33551691
>If I liked you it would be fine and maybe even a plus
That's honestly the issue. Typically virgins are more coy/shy and women usually don't like that

>>33551699
This is true. Last time I saw a guy bench press at the gym and his shirt was slightly hiked up and you could see his bulge and it made me want to sit on him.

>>33551704
NTA
You're the one crashing out about millennials and calling everybody else a faggot retard. Everybody else is laughing at you.

>>33551658
Where are you getting this from? PTSD is one of the few disorders much more common in women. And the gender gap in medical research and diagnoses is well documented, one of the reasons mental patients are largely men is that it's very hard for women to get diagnosed, they get told they're hypochondriac or shy or on their period or too good at masking and therefore not dysfunctional and unpredictably violent enough

>>33551663
Yeah? Everyone knows that fewer men attempt suicide but when they do they generally choose the most violent and flashy means whereas women attempt suicide privately at home, don't have guns, and may arrange for someone to come dispose of the corpse afterward

>>33551706
>Typically virgins are more coy/shy and women usually don't like that
True, but with other traits/qualities it can be deemed acceptable or overlooked.

>>33551704
Are you like a chatgpt trained on 4chan posts or are you just genuinely this bad at coming up with mean things to say

>>33551511
M
Idk one guy it's like 60, all the others have had sex too but idk how many but likely less maybe the median would be 8.

>>33551708
>>33551711
Pretty sad, isn’t it? I am clearly suffering and you people use it for amusement.

>>33551676
thanks, me too. and you too. in many ways it probably would be easier to date someone with a lack of experience since i wouldn't have to explain myself so much and feel insecure about it

>>33551704
>>33551708
not either of you but you are both stupid assholes fighting to be cooler on the most retarded website ever made. i am annoyed that either of you are here. neither of you are cool. enjoy jerking each other off.

>>33551651
I feel protective of people I'm into, so if I'm physically larger than them I can encircle them when we sleep or be their windbreak or provide my jacket when they're cold. It also makes them easier to bully (if they're cool with that) and I like how powerful I feel when I see us side by side. It's both funny and hot to get bossed around by someone tiny.

Oh! And if they're always craning their neck to look up at me that means I always look like I have a double chin. And they're into me anyway, so I don't feel so nervous of my face.

>>33551712
28

>>33551704
You're the "rejection is rape" kid, aren't you?

>>33551562
That's cool that you still scream occasionally (: and yeah I guess you gotta focus on what you're pursing now. Aw well have a nice time with your f a m and hope the work trip is nice!
Eh I would be shopping with friends rn (not that I have any money lol so I'd basically be tagging along) but I'm sick, just having some soup rn lol and Greek yoghurt with banana which seems to be all I can stomach... gonna be a lazy weekend I think...

>>33551715
Mildly based.

>>33551713
There are way better websites you could be using for pity-whoring, like facebook or whatever the zoomer equivalent is. Discord? Group text?

>>33551598
What does this reply even mean...

>>33551720
Not even close. I was testing something
>>33551724
Pity whoring. Do you want to know what I was doing?

Ladies, when men press against you from behind and you can feel the bulge on your ass, does it bother you at all?

>>33551720
nta but LMFAO holy shit that makes way too much sense

>>33551687
>Women, could you take a look at a guy and find him sexually desirable just like that?
It's more situational for me. For example, yesterday I was at the theatre and guy was sat next to me. From the corner of my eye, I could see his man hands, the shape of his forearms, and that made sexual thoughts arise in my mind. I can find a man "my type" and good looking, but to feel sexual desire there has to be some proximity.

>>33551729
You gotta stop samefagging.

>>33551728
If it's for a second, no.

>>33551634
Don't be scaared anon I'm sure they're also still settling in and a bit nervous
Do you have any like communal areas and stuff? Or if you're going to an event or something you can always message in the gc or knock on their door and see if they want to come along?

>>33551726
>I was testing something
Oh even worse, you are one of those "nothing personel, I was only running an experiment" cunts? ahaha

>>33551728
>when men press against you from behind and you can feel the bulge on your ass, does it bother you at all?
If he's my boyfriend, I love it. Especially early in the morning when I wake up and feel him against me.