Thread 33556500

Last: >>33553519

First for I hate women.

>>33556500 (OP)
Men are shit

Women, how can you tell when a guy is about to cum?

>>33556511
He makes stupid face

>>33556511
Worked as a penis masseuse. There's always a buildup of pressure like a volcano or a bottle of soda pop near the climax.

>>33556508
no u

>>33556516
Did u tip him?

girls

if there was a guy who you really really liked, but then you find out that he has problems with his penis. what would you do?

also, at what point should he tell you that he has penis problems?

>>33556516
>penis masseuse
you wat

>>33556519
I dated a man who had problems with his penis. His problems with his penis was that he was gay and it only got hard from looking at men. I punched him hard in the face when I found out.

>>33556506
manifesting ihatewomen getting raped by a woman

>>33556506
Why is that?

>>33556519
I really like him so I would try to help him and be nice.

>>33556506
>First for I hate women
Bros been hateposting for 12 hours >>33553621

>>33556514
Says the wench who chokes herself with her own panties, lmao.

>>33556520
How I made rent money during a gap year in Europe. Gave erotic massages two days a week, traveled to nearby countries and cities the rest.

>>33556524
>Almost 13
What a sad life.

>>33556508
Yes, but our aim is getting better!

>>33556524
you would be amazed how much more energy you have when its not being drained by demonic females

>>33556524
That wasn't me, but I think it's actually been longer than that.
>>33556523
See >>33556490
>>33556522
Would never happen. They'd severely regret it if they tried.

>>33556523
Oh, which trip were you before?

>>33556521
that doesn't make sense
>>33556523
ok so at what point would you want him to tell you about his problem? How soon?

>>33556530
I'm an incel too. I just have more diverse interests I guess.

>>33556532
do you have pets
would you be open to getting one

>>33556527
Did you tip them!?

Protip: all these moids who supposedly hate women would agree to literally everything if they were about to coom

>>33556538
They tipped me. :)

What's stopping lonely girls from finding a boyfriend who cuddles and eats them out before sex? Men are so desperate in 2025

>>33556541
No.
I don’t care for BDSM.

>>33556541
Does that include training psychologically brainwashed dolphins to kill people?

>>33556541
Not me. I've indulged so much that my desires have no hold over me.

>>33556533
Trip? I do not understand

>>33556534
I would feel sad if we wouldn't be able to fuck, I would think I am the problem or something, so the best thing would be to know before we start fucking?

>>33556527
What a whore.
>>33556541
No I wouldn't.
>>33556537
I do. Not saying more than that.

>>33556547
Lord, make me chaste; but not today! - Augustine of Hippo

>>33556550
i would eat out of a dogbowl for you

>>33556537
I know the question is not for me but I want several chihuahuas.

>>33556542
I bet they… TIPPED you, alright!
Lmao.

>>33556553
Gross. Not into petplay or fags.

>>33556524
M19
I need to make sure I don't end up like this guy. I feel like I'm already on that path, and it terrifies me

>>33556519
As far as when to talk about it, I'd say after we've made out but before we've gotten naked (which might be all in one night or could be dates apart). Essentially, after sex is reasonably on the table but before we've initiated it. It's not really first date conversation, comes off as a bit presumptuous lol.
How I would feel about it really depends on the nature of said penis problem.

>>33556537
If I didn't travel so much, I would want to have a Maine Coon cat and a Golden Retriever dog that love to play together and are best friends.

>>33556550
you need exposure therapy

>>33556508
Wtf I just got here
>>33556524
Maybe he hates sleeping
>>33556543
I thought you were saying before that uma game was better than sex with a goth baddie
>>33556514
I have a stupid face anyway though
>>33556516
>penis masseuse
When you have to put prostitute on the resume

>>33556524
This >>33553749 was apparently my first post yesterday. I guess I was lurking for the first couple of hours.

>>33556543
Where I live that is not true. Also I am weird and have issues socializing so... I am also not pretty.

>>33556559
It easy to fall prey to that.
4c is part of the problem…

>>33556563
I've had sex. If anything, it made me hate women more.

>>33556550
>I do. Not saying more than that.
do you take them out for walks

>>33556514
What kind of face? Like a grimace?
>>33556516
Whoa, that's interesting. I guess I'm always too "in the moment" to recognize it.
>>33556518
She massaged the penis, she's the one who'd receive gratuity.

>>33556559
M35, you can avoid that path by eating a lot of pierogis. This will save you, and will be how you escape the fate.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USriZAMR2nA

>>33556566
Trinity, are you like María Elisa Camargo?

>>33556559
Why is that? If you realize you can't end on that path. Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, and you end like that guy. But you seem nice!

>>33556508
>gave you all the rights and pay you to just exist
>"Men are shit"
???

>>33556569
Why? How was it?

I could've had the summer of fun
Instead I had the summer of depression
Rolling evens for awesome autumn and odds for festering fall

>>33556566
We're from the same country, and at least I fit the description. And I'm sure you're not a as bad as you think.

>>33556559
You can understand women, or you can love them. You can't do both.

>>33556516
I visited a woman like you once when I was 20, and I really regret it. I'm sorry.

Men, do you have a rape dungeon in your basement, cellar, or garage? What do you do to the women you take there?

>>33556569
why dont you ever Ask The Other Gender Anything
i want to answer your questions

>>33556559
If you ended up as 19yo KHHV, it was already over. Dating and getting gfs should happen naturally, not after some grindset BBC self-improvement arc.

>>33556573
Haha nope. I wish.

>>33556500 (OP)
You could have at least posted hotties not some freak show

>>33556584
>basement, cellar, or garage
Brev I live in a shared house with none of these
Most I can do is take you to the garden for a cup of tea and cats

>>33556564
Rolling your favourite limited time character is, game isn't that great

>>33556578
I've done it a few times with two different women. With one of them it was pretty mid, and she ghosted me after meeting a few times. The other one had more skill, but she ended things after we met twice. Neither of them managed to make me cum, though.

>>33556584
If I had a dungeon I'd use it to turture the people I hate, not the ones I like.

>>33556581
Thank you but I seriously am, I am like Tomoko if she wasn't pretty.

>>33556584
Is that your twisted fantasy, or some fanfic you read on tumblr?

>>33556588
They are all hot though lol, especially the giantess blonde and the shawty next to the black

>>33556586
Don't listen to this ^ incel, anon (>>33556559
), he is a retard.

>>33556584
im too embarrassed to kidnap and rape women because my rape "dungeon" is just a glorified closet behind a false wall/hidden door and im worried ill give her the ick

>>33556585
I do ask questions occasionally, but always standalone. Never as part of a larger post.
Also, I've been posting in these threads for several years now. I've asked a lot of the questions I wanted to ask.

>>33556582
I don't want to be a loser like you.

>>33556599
I'm not an incel, I got my first gf at 16 and already felt like a late bloomer. You can cope all you want.

>>33556592
i know i could make you cum
you would squirt all that womenhate out

>>33556585
Ok.
Questions.
Lemme think

Wait are you a guy or a girl?

>>33556584
I don't

>>33556602
Then don't try to understand women.

Men, when did you realise that if you had been born as a woman your autistic and socially father would have raped and sexually abused you while your mother turned a blind eye, joined in, or told you it was for your own good?

>>33556596
I could fix you.

>>33556591
Damn so you were just trying to con anons here into your stupid horse game

>>33556593
Me, too, ashually.
So many bastards belong in perpetual pain.

>>33556586
I didn't say anything about being a KHHV

Why won't my moid spank me during doggy sex?

>>33556592
And how can a girl be good in bed for you?

>>33556605
Unlikely. I'm not into fags.

>>33556604
Hating women and calling them slurs is what makes you an incel, you dingus.

State gender
How would you feel if you had to reject someone?

>>33556616
Have you asked him...
>>33556615
If you're not a khv and still in your teens you're already doing better than most people here

>>33556619
im not one, unless youre a "all women are faggots" type
>>33556606
i meant ihatewomen, but ill answer any questions you have too
f

>>33556617
Well, for starters she'd have to not hate men, which is impossible for women.

>>33556610
There are scientists who know far more than you, but they aren't crippled by it.

>>33556616
Your ass is not spankable enough. Go to the gym.

>>33556622
Probably nothing

>>33556622
M
Shit
But it's better than stringing them along

>>33556623
>Have you asked him
How? "please spank me next time we have sex"?
>>33556627
I do go to the gym

>>33556612
I seriously doubt that but thanks though

>>33556622
M, when I was 15 I rejected a girl at lunch who asked me out because I didn't want her to find out that I was taking one of my classes at the special ed school for mental retards across the street. I should have just lied that I was volunteering there for service hours.

>>33556616
You just have to ask for it, nothing more.

>>33556624
Women hate men, so you're either fucking with me or a moid. Either way, you couldn't or wouldn't make me cum.

>>33556625
But hatefucking is fun

>>33556613
Rolling horses feels good, that's just not the main gameplay

>>33556631
>"please spank me next time we have sex"?
Or just in the moment, yeah lol
What is the big deal
He can't read your mind

>>33556621
You don't even know what incel means lmao

>>33556631
>go to the gym
Apparently not enough.

>>33556592
See, women hate you specifically. You cope with that by insisting they hate men generally. But it was always you.

>>33556616
That's abuse. He doesn't want to go to jail.

>>33556625
Why do you think that? I do not hate men. My fav people are men.

>>33556622
I have never had to reject someone, but I have had to eject the warp core and reroute the main deflector shields to emergency power.

>>33556637
I do love gambling and betting on IRL horse races so I might have to get in on this shit bruh

>>33556632
What is wrong, conejita?

>>33556644
Favorite men?

>>33556622
M
Rejection is worse than rape. I wouldn't want to hurt anyone like that.

>>33556611
The Menendez brothers would like a word.

>>33556638
It would be extremely embarrassing

>>33556648
Martin Luther King Jr, Mahatma Gandhi, Nelson Mandela, Desmond Tutu, Barack Obama

>>33556645
That sounds pretty Epic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABxL2LrmWoM

>>33556626
Most "scientists" are normie retards.
>>33556642
That clearly isn't the case. They treat men like shit in general.
>>33556644
Either you're a moid or you hate men. Just the way it is. Women sometimes pretend they like men, but it's only to manipulate or use us.

>>33556559
Unironically get off the Internet and touch grass as much as you can
Talking to women IRL -> bluepilling
Talking to them here -> blackpilling
Simple as that

>>33556647
Jaja you need to use ¿ first

>>33556651
But that is cute

>it takes me as long to read a text as it takes a woman to write a text
>I take 5x as long to write a text

women, can you please not?

>>33556647
Haha lots of shit.

>>33556648
My grandpa.

I'm horny!

>>33556651
London-coded post
How is it embarrassing kek? He'd probably find it hot and be happy to do it in the moment if you like it
If you can't express to him what you like then... well... what is he supposed to do lol

>>33556662
Who are you?

>>33556649
Sorry but I seriously do not get it how is rejection worse than rape?

>>33556543
because their standards are too high. the average modern girl is severely afflicted with Princess Syndrome, she firmly believes Prince Charming is just around the corner and will whisk her away to a lifetime of milk and honey if she holds out just a little longer. She's terrified of 'settling' for the wrong guy and missing out on her Prince, so she shies away from any and all men.
I blame Disney movies.

>>33556658
Whoops… thanks.
Amateur mistake ;/

>>33556636
Not really.

State gender
This is something that happened to a friend, so for the sake of this question let's pretend you're a loser who would fall in love with used goods.

Say you've been dating your partner for 4 years, and they've been loyal and loving. However, during your first week as a couple, when things were muddy and uncertain, they had "goodbye sex" with their ex. They never contacted each other again or did anything similar with anyone else. Your relationship was pretty idyllic before you learned about that fact from their mouth.
Is that something you could forgive.

>>33556655
women dont hate men they are just clinical psychopaths who cant feel stimulation unless they perceive or cause male suffering
without it they suffer from severe withdrawal symptoms and hence their whole physiology revolves around it

>>33556655
>Most "scientists" are normie retards
This is incel speak for not mentally ill >>33556655
>That clearly isn't the case. They treat men like shit in general.
They've treated me pretty well.

>>33556655
I mean it I DO NOT HATE MEN AND I AM A GIRL. You are generalizing.

>>33556549
how soon in dating do you expect to start fucking

>>33556667
Ignore him he's fucking mental

>>33556667
Because someone found you desirable. With rejection, you get nothing except a lower self-confidence.

>>33556661
You are just not that captivating.

>>33556667
It's a regular we have here who spams the same shit every thread, pay him no mind.

>>33556560
would it be bad if you were a few weeks into dating before he said this?

>>33556611
sexual abuse is massively over reported
I would not be surprised if young girls are manipulated and psyoped into thinking normal father-daughter interactions is 'abuse' by (((psychiatrists))) so that they can then be hooked on SSRIs that said psychiatrist gets kickbacks for.

>>33556681
Why don't jannies do their jobs?

>>33556622
M
Shitty

>>33556674
How is that different from hate?
>>33556675
>This is incel speak for not mentally ill
No, it' just means they're midwits.
>They've treated me pretty well
You've let them use you as much as they want. The moment you stop doing that, they'll show you how they really are.
>>33556676
One of those things is not true.

>>33556667
The guy is either a mastermind troll, or completely insane
Actually in either case he's insane

>>33556673
Male
As soon as the "idyllic" relatiobship starts weakening, they would have "nostalgia sex" with their exes again. Piece of shit.

>>33556673
M
>during your first week as a couple, when things were muddy and uncertain

I'd need to know how things were at that time. Were we just seeing each other casually? Did she and her ex broke up already?

In any case, I'd probably feel as if she didn't respect me or considered me good enough.

>>33556665
>>33556659
But talking about sex irl is so flustering

>>33556677
I don't know I do not date. I guess when I feel connected or something?

>>33556667
Hi, welcome to /atoga/. You're new here and you're welcome to join us, but please be aware that this thread has existed for several years, and many of its posters have already developed habits and patterns before you arrived. One big thing to look out for is posters who crave attention indiscriminately, posters who enjoy both positive attention and negative attention equally. One such poster will claim that rejection is equivalent to or worse than rape because he knows that you will respond to him if he claims this. As long as you keep paying him attention, any attention at all, his behavior will continue.

>>33556673
Male
If the other relationship is already over and they're starting a relationship with me, even meeting the ex again would be reason enough for me to break up, no matter when I found out about it.

>>33556686
>No, it' just means they're midwits
They score higher than you on IQ tests

>>33556673
Why are you hang up in something that happened 4 years ago?

>>33556673
M
Absolutely not!

>>33556673
M, realistically I'd be hurt that she never told me, but if it happened in literally the first week of our relationship and she's been completely loyal for 4 years since, then yeah I would forgive the ho, nobody's perfect innit

>>33556694
No they don't.

>>33556690
He would find cute seeing you flustered

anyone ever use one of those electric plug in pots? is it worth if you have to cook without access to a stove

>>33556690
NTA. Can't you just say "slap my ass" while you're getting it from behind?

>>33556684
I think since the hack, most boards are vacant.

>>33556690
Sis you're already letting him clap dem cheeks, is saying "spank me" really that big a deal

>>33556695
The sex happened 4 years ago. Hiding the secret of that sex happened every single day since then.

>>33556699
What's your IQ?

>>33556692
This, x100

Why are you insulting rejection victims?

why do fucking boomers love to spend like an hour in the fucking bathroom? I need to take a shit goddamn it!!!

>>33556706
Never taken an official test, but the tests I have taken were 135-145.

>>33556702
>slap my ass
I would sound like a porn bimbo
>>33556704
YES

>>33556705
Has she cheated on you or been disloyal in the 4 years?

>>33556690
I hope you don't plan on being a parent someday if you can't handle any difficult or awkward or embarrassing conversations.

>>33556679
>With rejection, you get nothing except a lower self-confidence.
Sounds like a skill issue on your end tbqh

>>33556705
NTA but if you're hiding that, you're probably hiding other things as well.

>>33556712
How are we supposed to know? That's the thing about hiding secrets, you discover one and then you can't trust that there aren't more.

>>33556708
Kill yourself

>>33556711
>would sound like a porn bimbo
You're getting fucked. Why is sounding like a professional fucker bad when you're getting fucked?

>>33556701
It's not rocket science, it's the same shit except it takes longer

>>33556709
Thats their way of telling you to get your own fucking place.

>>33556709
RIP, you know the woes of the shared bathroom...
Having the runs when everyone's home on the weekend is not fun...
>>33556711
>I would sound like a porn bimbo
No you wouldn't lmao you're overthinking it too much
You're already letting him hit it in doggy lmao just ask him for what you want jeez

>>33556701
They work and if you specifically want a pot they work nicely. I recommend just getting a hotplate that you can put a normal pot on, though.

>>33556711
He is your property. Tell him what to do, Queen!

>>33556717
Is that what you would tell a rape victim?

>>33556710
My uncle is a neuroscientist, and he scored 156 on the stanford-binet.

>>33556712
She hid fucking with her ex while meeting you for years, it isn't too far fetched to think so.

>>33556711
what are you even afraid of
you tell him to smack it and you watch his respect for you drain out of his face in real time as you see the gears in his head turning to delete your name from his gf material list
and you notice this and try to take it back but its too late and he responds in an emotionless tone that he has never used with you before and you know its over?

>>33556721
Nta but I couldn't afford to rent anywhere working over 40hrs a week
Da struggle is real
>>33556727
What if bro finessed the test jk

>>33556655
>That clearly isn't the case. They treat men like shit in general
No they don't. They treat you like shit because you are shit.

>>33556692
Ok I won't answer to him anymore thank you!

>>33556733
NTA. Also avoid replying to men with names on here.

>>33556733
Also, Gary and ENTJ.
If you see them, do not answer, no matter what.

>>33556729
Now I'm even more afraid
>>33556719
>>33556722
Having sex is one thing, actively talking about sex is something different

>>33556737
Bro thinks he's the police

>>33556706
Are this tests useful? If so, where can I take one?

>>33556734
>>33556737
Forgot MKG

>>33556721
yeah I want to get the fuck out of here
>>33556722
>RIP, you know the woes of the shared bathroom...
>Having the runs when everyone's home on the weekend is not fun...
I've had this happen to me too, not fun

>>33556739
>Having sex is one thing, actively talking about sex is something different

Talking about sex is a very important part of having sex you goddam starfish.

>>33556689
As far as I know they just started dating and she went to see her ex because she didn't know if she still had feelings for him. After the meeting she decided that she didn't like him anymore and committed to her new relationship.

>>33556739
>Having sex is one thing, actively talking about sex is something different
Well, you're just going to have to deal with not getting what you want then.

>>33556714
Being rejected isn't a choice, psycho.

>>33556739
>Now I'm even more afraid
He's winding you up lol
>actively talking about sex is something different
OK but seriously if you want him to try stuff you have to be able to at least float the idea, either beforehand or in the heat of the moment. How is he supposed to know it's something you'd like otherwise...

>>33556727
And how is talking to him? Is he interesting?

>>33556733
Another bit of advice: You might want to take off the Trinity name as post here as Anonymous.

A few posters in these threads like to monitor and keep track of other posters, especially the women. That means you, your posts are going to be studied and analyzed. Any small inconsistencies will be thrown in your face to accuse you of lying, any insecurities you admit will be used against you as insults, and any stories you tell will be blown up into gossip to damage your reputation. All of this will happen while you're Anonymous, but you paint a bigger target on yourself while you're Trinity.

>>33556740
Fr, imagine thinking you are doing something by ignoring lolcows

>>33556737
Ok!

>>33556745
Nta but yeah I would forgive a partner for this especially if we'd been happily dating and she was loyal for 4 years. I mean you'd have to be pretty petty to break up over this ngl

>>33556727
Most "scientists" are professors, glorified factory workers, or on some kind of advisory panel. And most of them are going to be around 120-130.

I woke up so horny and humping the pillow, I'm leaking a lot of precum

AMA

>>33556750
You do understand that "Trinity" is just one of these lolcows larping and you are currently doing exactly what you are trying to avoid?
Lmfao

>>33556745
That's more understandable, but still disrespectful and hurtful if we were already dating.

>>33556750
Thank you for telling me, consider it done!

>>33556754
That has no relevance to what I just said.

>>33556756
I am seriously a Spanish girl for real...

>>33556732
Not true at all. They treat all men as tools, resources to be used.

>>33556756
Maybe, maybe not. It's okay for me to embarrass myself by going out on a limb for another poster. After all, I have no reputation to protect. I'm Anonymous.

>>33556762
Ofc you are.

>>33556763
Huh? Why did you arrive to this conclusion?

>>33556761
You think your single anecdote proves anything at all about scientists in general?
I have bad news about your IQ, anon.

>>33556758
Or you can just say fuck the haters and ignore people telling tales lol, it's not that deep
>>33556743
>want to get the fuck out of here
Fr
Peasant living is hell
>want to get the fuck out of here
Where would you go? What are you options?
Personally I'm gonna save as much as I can and realistically prolly a year from now find another shared house/flat somewhere

>>33556762
Prove it. With or without onion?

>>33556739
>>33556711
And the men ITT say I'M neurotic about sex when posters like this exist?

>>33556763
That's how they treated you. Not me, or most of my friends.

>>33556753
Bro when you were at home hugging a pillow and smiling like an idiot because you were looking forward to a relationship with this girl she was jumping on another man's dick. And she said nothing for years. You have to be a cuck to forgive something like that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9qirk-Rb_g

It's ogre out there

>>33556769
What is onion?

>>33556768
>Or you can just say fuck the haters and ignore people telling tales lol, it's not that deep
Why don't you put your own name back on then?
Oh, right, you'll get banned if you do.

>>33556770
your neuroticism is a little more unsettling and hers is just cutesy insecurity

>>33556777
Explain, fucknut.

>>33556775
Onion, the vegetable. Any spaniard knows what that question means.

>>33556764
What a lolcow you are.

>>33556771
You're the 19 year old, right? Just give it time.
>>33556766
By observing their behavior, both online and irl.

>>33556770
>And the men ITT say I'M neurotic about sex
I do?

>>33556767
You didn't even provide an anecdote, you provided conjecture. Feel free to post some actual data if you have it.

>anons itt
https://youtube.com/shorts/E1QBtmMnseo

>>33556779
I like tortilla with onion

Ah, fuck, she's back.
ABANDON THREAD

>>33556773
men* are having less sex. women are having as much if not more than ever. They're optimising their sex lives to orbit around Chad, whilst more and more regular men are left out in the cold.

>>33556779
>Any spaniard knows what that question means.
True. Anyone who doesn't know is a larper.

>>33556772
If it was literally out first week or dating then yes I would forgive it lol, sure it's lame but it's not a big deal in the long run

>>33556781
>You're the 19 year old, right? Just give it time
He's trying to avoid becoming a neckbeard like you.

>>33556785
No [embed], no click.

>>33556762
oh! you're from spain! nice

>>33556782
Maybe not you in particular, but I'm often called neurotic ITT for worrying about how I'm perceived by a partner for admitting to wanting things in bed. But the things I want are actually embarrassing and not normal shit like asking to be slapped around a little.

>>33556787
Who?

>>33556768
>Where would you go? What are you options?
>Personally I'm gonna save as much as I can and realistically prolly a year from now find another shared house/flat somewhere
sadly right now my options are non-existent at this point I want to buy a van and live there I hate it here so much

>>33556796
Yo mama.

>>33556781
And what did you observe?

>>33556786
Correct answer. You avoid the Inquisition for today.

>>33556789
I don't know why would anyone want to larp as a spaniard desu.

moids, is your morning routine
>make coffee
?

foids, is your morning routine
>make coffee
?

If not, what is your morning routine? I have a theory.

>>33556791
Yeah, and he also intends to try to understand women. That's why I said "give it time".
>>33556773
Ana having this reaction is hilarious, because feminism is what has caused this, but she will never in a million years admit something like that.

>>33556802
F
No, my morning routine is check my phone, pee, drink an energy drink.

>>33556790
Oh wait, it's you. No wonder you're not bothered by her hiding it for 4 years. You're not capable of understanding that hiding the deed is worse than the deed itself, because you breathe dishonesty like you breathe air.

>>33556795
What things?

>>33556785
Meanwhile I unironically haven't in 7 days
>>33556776
I'm gonna nap, snack and read my book outside anyways

>>33556781
>You're the 19 year old, right? Just give it time
You live a miserable life, anon. And it'll probably end with you committing suicide or doing a mass shooting. Obviously I don't want that for myself.

>>33556802
>hug my dog, make coffee, drink coffee, brush teeth, change clothes, go to work
I want coffee now today I didn't have any I'm getting some

>>33556802
I wake up, make coffee, chug it, then go spend a couple hours on my hair and showering, then make breakfast for my dad before going to work. If it's not a hair day, I quickly shower AFTER making him breakfast instead.

>>33556758
Also, avoid replying to this monster:
https://archive.4plebs.org/adv/thread/32993479/#32994654

>>33556790
Would you have forgiven them if you had found out that same week?
Every single day of those 4 years they knew your answer was probably no and they chose to rob you of the chance to choose.

>>33556806
Ofc I would be hurt that she hid it kek but if she'd given me no other reason in those 4 years to distrust her then I'd forgive it
Bear in mind this transgression happened in the *first week* of a 4 year relationship

>>33556812
Why does your hair take a couple hours?

>>33556807
Mostly it revolves around wanting rough stuff without having to worry that the guy I love thinks I get off on disrespect. It's all about the physical sensation of things that happen to also be relatively degrading if I were to be focused on the power dynamic of it all.

>>33556814
>Would you have forgiven them if you had found out that same week?
Depends how much I liked her I guess, but probably I'd give her a second chance yeah
Obviously if anything happened again tho then I'm packin my bags
>>33556813
JH is a sweetheart lol
Y'all bullies are getting tiresome

>>33556802
M
I only usually drink coffee at work. I wake up, eat breakfast, shower and brush my teeth.

>>33556800
I observed women using men, over and over again.
>one uncle was used for a green card then cheated on (she was gay anyway)
>another got used for betabux, even had a couple kids with her before she took everything (he doesn't even get to see the kids anymore, despite clearly being the better parent)
>aunt married a rich guy so she can sit on her fat ass and play video games all day
>my mom get pregnant in high school, almost immediately married a guy who was headed to law school even though they had very little in common
>have seen multiple coworkers' wives leapfrog the moment they feel like they can get someone better, ruining their kids' lives in the process
>personally been used for free dinners on multiple occasions

>>33556815
Like I said, dishonesty flows through your heart like others pump blood.

No other reason to distrust her? Every single day that she hides a secret is another reason to suspect that there are even more secrets hidden.

>>33556511
I wouldn't know because I haven't personally witnessed it.

>>33556819
Holy shit just fucking accept that you are a sub god damn it you are so annoying.

>>33556817
It's a couple hours total for shower, hair, skin routine, etc. But yeh it's at least an hour for my curls alone. Perfection takes time.

>>33556803
>he also intends to try to understand women
Where'd he say that? Also, there are other misogynists out there who seem a lot more functional than you do. You can hate women without having 9 hour crash outs.

>>33556823
I think you are generalizing because you have trauma (bad experiences).

>>33556785
too many
>neuron activation
moments when we're on the internet.

>>33556826
Listen fuckface. I will accept the label of sub, that's fine if it's purely by definition. I just want it to be clear that when I ask a bf to fuck me into smithereens while leaving bruises all over my body and throwing me around the bed, I'm not getting off on any possible disrespect. It's purely physical.

>>33556819
If he's the guy you "love", I assume that he wouldn't think that.

>>33556810
One of the things you're going to learn in life is that at 19 years old, you're a fucking idiot. Everyone is. You have no clue whatsoever what life is, how it works, or how it's going to turn out for you.
Also, overall my life isn't bad. It would be nice if women were decent people and I could have a relationship with one of them, but I can manage without that, and otherwise I'm doing well.
Most of all, what you want is largely irrelevant. We all have to play with the cards we're dealt. Sometimes what you want is in the cards, but a lot of the time it isn't.

>>33556821
How are we bullying her? That anon made a good summary of her. He did forget a few things like her HPV.

>>33556831
I think you're falling for it again. "I Hate Women" is a ritualistic poster who only exists to suck up your attention and your energy.

>>33556823
You just have bad experiences, bro, like 5% of women aren't going to do any of that shit while the rest will pull a limited combination of those acts, but you have had bad experiences bro, trust me.

>>33556827
I have curls too and they take like 1 minute. I just use crema para peinar (no sé como se dice) and thats it... My curls are kind of messy though. What is your hair routine?

>>33556833
You are an embarrassment. You love getting used and degraded, stop fighting it idiot.

>>33556812
2 hours on hair and showering, damn...
I'm sure it looks great though
Meanwhile I'll probably get mine cut really short next week kek cause even spending 5 minutes on it is effort
>>33556802
When I was working, I get up, shower if there's time (usually I shower the night before when I get in cuz I'm sweaty), brush my teeth, put on my work clothes and cologne, and leave, takes ~15min
Currently NEETing I have no routine kek

>>33556835
I think I can avoid killing people. Your life is definitely bad if you spend it seething on 4chan all day.

>>33556834
True, that's my biggest cope with it all. But it feels like it'd be impossible for a guy NOT to worry about being rude/disrespectful if his gf asked for the some of the things I'd like, especially shit like certain racial roleplays.

How do women deal with their boyfriends erections when cuddling

I know this is not the music board but what music do you all listen to?

>>33556850
Want to know the recent ones I've been listening to today?

>>33556848
Licking it until it goes away again.

>>33556824
>Every single day that she hides a secret is another reason to suspect that there are even more secrets hidden.
Bloody hell it's not like she's murdered someone lol, you're making her sound like a villain
It might take a bit of time to fully regain our trust but like I said, if she came clean about it, and this was something that happened in our first week together, and she'd given me no other reason to distrust her for 4 years, surely the reasonable move is to forgive her? I'm not going to throw something away with someone I love over one mistake

>>33556830
This isn't a crash out. I've mostly been lazily shitposting here while doing other things.
Just yesterday I was at my uncle's place and he had some people over and we played board games for a few hours. And today I vacuumed, cleaned the bathroom, did laundry, and made a lasagna.
>>33556831
I'm just telling the truth.
>>33556838
I'm a real person, and I really hate women.
>>33556840
This is complete nonsense. Almost everyone is aware of people in their lives who have had these experiences with women, because that's just how women are.
>>33556844
I haven't killed anyone, and unless someone breaks into my home that is unlikely to change soon. And like I said, I do other things while I'm shitposting here. I'm capable of multitasking.

>>33556851
Yes

>>33556833
>I'm not getting off on any possible disrespect.
Lol, cope.
>>33556835
He'll grow out of being retarded though. You'll take that to the grave.

>>33556852
Good girl

>>33556847
what the jhelly
the razor thin line between fuzzy post-sex afterglow and crying because you got your feelings hurt after he said what you told him to say

>>33556847
I think we've talked about stuff like that before. I guess it'd epend on the person, but I think someone's fetishes don't have to reflect their personality.

>>33556850
Listening to Iron Maiden right now.

>>33556841
I mix my routine in with the rest of my morning. Usually goes like:
>prepoo roots and ends, then loosely braid to work it into the rest for as long as I can afford to, always makes a huge difference if you ask me
>hop in shower and brush my teeth there
>wash body with moisturizing soap
>shampoo roots only and let the rest of my hair get a bit from just working it into my scalp
>deep conditioner the length of my hair and let sit for a while
>shave where/if I need to while I wait
>work in a hair moisturizer then rinse it after like five minutes
>out of the shower, dry my body and re-dampen hair
>mix some leave in gel and curling cream in my hands, add to a hair section
>scrunch it a couple times only to avoid frizzing
>repeat for all sections
>finger curl bangs
>flip hair and massage roots to cheat out some more volume
>carefully towel scrunch to start drying
>if I have time, I blowdry, focusing on the roots first, in the opposite direction it's styled
>apply moisturizer to my face and other dry areas

>>33556836
"Good summary" my ass lool
>>33556841
>crema para peinar
Ayy based I used to use a similar one kek, and also curls mousse before going out

>>33556854
god you are such perfect husband material
like you really came wrapped in a bow for some woman to enjoy and thank the gods for crafting you to be such a flawless little womanpleaser

State gender
Why won't you hate me so I can hate you back?

>>33556853
>no other reason to distrust her for 4 years
That's over 1400 reasons to distrust her. Every single day that a secret is hidden becomes a brand new reason to believe that she's hiding more secrets. It's not one mistake, it's choosing to make a brand new mistake over 1400 times.

Hiding secrets is the issue, not the sex itself. You will never understand this because you live in dishonesty like a fish swims through water.

>>33556870
f
but i do
women HATE men and only seek to manipulate and hurt them

>>33556842
No you.
>>33556843
Sometimes I wish I could pull off a straightened pixie or something and be done in ten minutes. But the compliments I get on my hair are already worth all the effort.
>>33556861
Yeh, I just wish I could get that idea confirmed IRL. If one guy said that to me in person, I might be able to believe it's not just people on the internet being nice. And we haven't gotten to that topic in therapy yet.

>>33556866
Your curls must be really pretty and you must smell really nice. Nice routine.

>>33556865
Which album? I've just listened to the first one.

>>33556850
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UP5Q3C4fXMk
We love classics here.

>>33556858
You small strange man.

>>33556854
>Just yesterday I was at my uncle's place and he had some people over and we played board games for a few hours. And today I vacuumed, cleaned the bathroom, did laundry, and made a lasagna.
Now that's living!
>multitasking
If a girl told me she tweets all day, but it's totally fine because she's multitasking, I'd call bullshit, and so would you.

>>33556802
Male
>wake up
>check phone
>use the bathroom
>take a quick shower
>get dressed
>brush teeth, comb hair
That's it. Head to work or whatever is planned for that day.

>>33556870
F
I hate you. You don't have the balls to hate me back.

>>33556877
Every album randomly mixed.

>>33556850
for today:
https://youtu.be/Tmswd5tS4dE

>>33556870
F
Hate is a waste of energy and time. Haters are dumb.

>>33556855
Reload & Dragula by Rob Zombie
Ready To Die by Andrew W.K.

>>33556877
Thanks. I don't have a lot to work with besides my hair and my butt, so I go all out on them to make up for it.

>>33556881
>implying moids brush teeth

>>33556516
Did you hate your job? Were most of the guys creepy?

>>33556879
You're also a good girl, there

>>33556894
No, no, no camera. Deportation.

>>33556616
Does he pull your hair at least?

>>33556876
Wish I could see you in person to confirm that idea IRL. Hope therapy helps you at least.

>>33556867
Make a better summary, then.

>>33556868
Why are you saying that?
>>33556880
>Now that's living!
Like I said, my life isn't that bad outside of relationships.
>>33556892
I do, sometimes twice a day. And while I don't floss every day, I do it often enough.

>>33556870
M
I have a low hate stat. You'd have to invoke my disgust instead.

>>33556901
>meticulous dental hygiene
thats going right in the ihatewomen statsheet

>>33556889
I love White Zombie I should give Rob a chance.

>>33556896
Last time I checked we don't deport good girls, you're safe for now

>>33556901
>Like I said, my life isn't that bad outside of relationships
Autismo.

>>33556906
Not meticulous really, but pretty good. I have had a few cavities filled.
I actually need to find an orthodontist soon, I should have done it a while ago but I was lazy.

>>33556909
Oh jesus... oooh jesus

>>33556673
F
First week of dating, or first week as a couple? If you'd had the official bf/gf discussing and then they went and did that, that's completely fucked and betrays a very selfish nature. I'd wonder what else they might be hiding.
If you'd only just started dating, a little overlap happens sometimes. I'd rather not know about it and be mad if they spilled the beans, but if I found out through happenstance it is what it is.

I'm having trouble trying to square "as a couple" and "muddy and uncertain" in my head.

>>33556911
I don't really think so. I do have autists in my extended family, but I don't really have trouble reading facial expressions or understanding people.

>>33556899
Therapy has been pretty productive with other things, I think. I feel like I've been less reactive in general. And being unable to get myself off doesn't make me want to kms anymore. At least not as often.

>>33556908
Cool, any specific songs that you like?

>>33556892
I only brush once a day but I floss more than that because stuff between the teeth is really not my thing. When I was a kid I remember being so grossed out by adult man breath, but just being 100% open here, I probably have that same thing now. There's no way I'm not blasting hot coffee breath through the day when I'm downing two pots of coffee. But I'm not working face to face with people so I'm ok with it.

>>33556925
>I only brush once a day
Please leave, this is a No Retards Allowed zone.

>>33556923
I really like Black Sunshine, that one is my fav. I have to listen more to astro-creep

DO chronically ill guys give women the ick?

>>33556926
nooooo I can't help that I'm retarded

>>33556850
sorry I only listen to real music https://voca.ro/1kLTr9vBjKLU
wbu?

>>33556921
do you ever worrry that it might be hard to find a man who can accommodate what is essentially an emotional CNC fetish
or at the very least acknowledge its not easy to navigate your hangups

>>33556917
Haha, I was being sarcastic when I said that's living. Boardgames, vacuuming, and lasagna? I hope your life is richer than that, genuinely.

>>33556928
Ill like what? It would be really really mean to be grossed out by a guy that has cancer or something.

>>33556930
Is that one of your wr?

>>33556762
Do you listen to Latinx songs?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STSYAy9yPzY

>>33556914
>I actually need to find an orthodontist soon, I should have done it a while ago but I was lazy.
i could have made that appointment for you..

>>33556874
Hot!!!

>>33556934
Most normal people don't go out to a concert every weekend or get plastered at a night club on Friday nights.

>>33556870
M, don't h8 appreci8
Idk give me something to hate about you
>>33556873
I just think people aren't perfect and relatively minor transgressions like that in the grand scheme of the relationship can be forgiven

>>33556937
> Latinx

>>33556511
Increased breathing, dick gets harder, hips move more forward, and also changes in thrusting.
>>33556616
Tell him you want to be spanked with your ass in the air.
>>33556622
F feels bad if they’re nice but not if they’re jerks.
>>33556673
No
>>33556802
Wake up, have sex with bf, make breakfast, get ready for work.
>>33556848
Make sure that it’s pressing against my ass

>>33556933
>emotional CNC fetish
You mean a physical one? I already explained that I only get off on the physical aspect of rough stuff.

>>33556940
That would be kinda hard considering you don't know me or anything about me really. Why would you even post this?

>>33556850
I like this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ch-TDGW-zXs

my favorite band is bauhaus though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GFnjLnLNwI

>>33556937
Nope, I really hate reggeton, trap, bachata y esas mierdas. Escucho sludge metal, industrial metal, DSBM, post-punk y grunge.

>>33556952
Basada de cojones.

>>33556935
>ill like what
Lupus, Hypothyroidism etc.
Stuff that won't immediately kill you but fucks up your life unexpectedly

>>33556949
obviously this would be after we got to know each other and you gave me unrestricted access to all your vulnerable spots so i could better help you become happy

>>33556942
That's not what I meant either. Things that are actually meaningful, not just tasks or parties.

>>33556876
>compliments I get on my hair are already worth all the effort
Cute
Just don't kill yoself over it
>>33556893
She gave coming to work a whole new meaning
>>33556900
What am I a journalist
Idk lab scientist and gardener by day, masturbator and shitposter by night
>>33556925
>I only brush once a day
Bruh you gotta try to twice

>>33556927
Giving them a listen as we speak.

>>33556943
If it was so minor then why did she hide it for over 1400 days? Every single day is a choice, that's over 1400 choices to hide a secret.

But of course that doesn't bother you, you're the same person who couldn't understand why it bothered your ex that you lied and broke your promises to her.

>>33556952
It's over for Bachata Anon. It's over, it's so over, it never even began.

>>33556946
Do they start thrusting faster?

>>33556936
No lmao (though I had some good times on the leaderboads in S4E1 Wii back in the day kek)
>>33556960
>why did she hide it for over 1400 days?
Idk just struggled to find the right time to bring it up, then thought it was too long ago but eventually felt guilty about not coming clean? Idk, but imo you're making a mountain out of a molehill here

>>33556954
De dónde eres?

>>33556957
Such as?
I also practiced guitar a little bit I guess. And work took up most of the rest of my week.
>>33556956
I can't tell if you're trolling me. Stop being weird.

>>33556952
nta but BASED I fucking hate that type of music too, I don't consider it music

>>33556963
Poor bachata anon he was really happy about it

>>33556946
>Wake up, have sex with bf, make breakfast, get ready for work.
no coffee? hmmmm that's going in the notes

>>33556969
"She"s not going to fuck you orb.

>>33556928
No. I want to comfort him and tell him he's handsome.

>>33556973
lmao who the fuck comes here expecting to fuck? are you stupid anon?

>>33556971
No I don’t like coffee

>>33556967
How do you learn guitar? I am learning but I'm terrible and it really frustrates me. Maybe I should take clases...

I slept with a Colombian girl who played reggateon in her apartment and she wanted me to dance with her and she rubbed her butt on my peis...

>>33556966
De un lugar de la Mancha, de cuyo nombre no quiero acordarme...

Nah, Madrid.

>>33556859
I've only ever cried after sex because I was in so much pain afterwards, not from anything emotional.

>>33556958
>Bruh you gotta try to twice
I'm just not gonna. It's not my habit, my teeth are good, I only live once, etc.

>>33556976
You apparently.

>>33556948
>It's all about the physical sensation of things that happen to also be relatively degrading if I were to be focused on the power dynamic of it all.
you pretend the power dynamic isnt a big part of it but skirting it is also what gives you the biggest thrill and is really the point of the whole exercise
hence its emotional cnc
you want the guy to symbolically act out your "crossing the line" fetish, while still feeling safe enough to let yourself indulge in it

>>33556974
Since when do you care about comforting people?

>>33556980
Haha yo onions de Barcelona.

>>33556978
I already had some musical knowledge and could play some other instruments, which helped a little bit. Mostly though I just find a song I want to play and if it's simple enough, I start learning it. I look up the tabs for it, or find a video of someone playing it where they show the fret board up close.

>>33556964
Yes

>>33556983
so trying to make conversation is the same as wanting to fuck? does that mean I want to fuck the male anons I talk to as well?

>>33556979
I HIGHLY doubt you have a physically embedded intelligent system...

>>33556979
Anon, reggaeton and stuff like that are indeed excuses to rub bodies.

>>33556984
I guess when you put it that way, it could be labeled as such. It's complicated, which is why I don't even bother asking guys to indulge in it with me anyways. It's better in my head where nobody get the wrong idea or gets their feelings hurt anyways.

good morning everyone! time for some coffee

>>33556985
When it's not anybody on here.

>>33556990
Yes, yes it does. I hope you shaved your asshole.

>>33556988
I do the same but I have trouble playing scales, solos and shit. I can just play chords decently.

>>33556987
Collons, I don't think we'll ever meet then.

>>33556998
why? you wanna have sex??

>>33556996
Good morning anon!

>>33556995
exactly, i feel the same way
you know what you want, or at least a good idea of what you might want, but you also know its not realistic that a man could have the emotional intelligence or lets be honest the mindreading skills to actually play it out

>>33556737
Sure thing.

>>33557005
Correct. Now bend over.

>>33557001
Oh yeah, I haven't really done solos yet. I can play the opening solo of "One" by Metallica, but otherwise it's mostly just chords.
I had scales memorized in circle of fifths on a different instrument, so those were easier for me.

>>33556991
What?
>>33556994
It was fun.

emn
the the let the hornyposting commence?
before the hornyposting commences, do you have any requests for general themes to adhere to
desired tags if you prefer

>>33557007
I would unironically write a guy a script of exactly what to say in a roleplay and act out it during sex with him for fun. But obvs that would do nothing for the guy besides the sex part.

>>33557010
Same here. I tried to play Fade to Black and it took me all summer to. Maybe I should practice scales.

>>33556996
Good evening, it’s time for tea

>>33557014
Seems like you had a stroke writing this.
In any case, fuck off.

>>33557014
Yes, my request is #letsallfuckthelildruggieretarduprealgood

>>33557014
Nothing related to love, affection or wholesome things. No more lies.

>>33557014
drink more coffee first

>>33557001
Nta
It can be really boring but I recommend practicing scales with a metronome. Plus theres exercises you can do to improve your picking hand and finger dexterity.

>>33557021
You forgot your capital A anon.

>>33557020
Oh no, will it make you cry again?

>>33556982
>It's not my habit
My guy brushing your teeth twice a day SHOULD be your habit
>my teeth are good
Yeah, for now lol
>only live once
Shit takes two minutes lol
I'm probably the laziest most reckless person ITT and I still brush 2-3x a day

>>33557015
>my bfs face when i show him the cabinet full of sex roleplay scripts and i start explaining the tag-based organization system ive developed for it and start coaching him on inflection and points of emphasis for certain words and push him to bring his own interpretation of them to life to our mutual enjoyment

>>33557014
I vote we talk about anal.

>>33557018
You fuck off.
>>33557014
Cumplay please

>>33556996
What kind of coffee do you like?

>>33557025
Again what? Another one of those retards who thinks everybody's the same anon.

Not cry, but I find lovey dovey stuff very annoying.

>>33557029
Nah. Kill yourself.

>>33557014
Casual sex, public sex.

Men, is it cringe when woman says "suck my dick"?

>>33557027
Unironically sounds fun. I'd unquestionably make it worth his while however he wanted if he even vaguely entertained my idea of structured roleplaying.

Is it over if i am only a 5'7 male?, i have been swallowing heightpills lately and it is getting to me. i am about a 7/10 facially

State gender:
Is it weird to want to go to a country just to eat the food?

>>33557033
You first incel. And take your whore mother with you.

>>33557035
a little, but i cant come up with a better substitute and the point comes across fine so who am i to complain

>>33557035
Yes, unless she's wearing a strap-on

>>33557035
A bit, trying too hard to be a tough girlboss.

>>33557032
No, I just know you've been sobbing like a little bitch. I can tell by the way you type.

>>33556850
Speaking of music though, new PinkPanthress MV dropped https://youtu.be/X18av7mN7Rw?si=wv2sQ0FBCqeomPS2 such a good record
I'm mostly a technohead tho https://youtu.be/ao8HyZX3i5Y?si=OE5_rJqicg2rTt5l

>>33557039
F
Yeah you cringelord. You can just try it at home.

>>33557039
M
No. Lot of people do that to try the authentic dishes.

>>33557040
No plans to leave this earth yet, I haven't done nearly enough to hurt women.

>>33557035
I would prefer her to say "lick my balls" but to each their own.

>>33557044
Then you should attune your brain, making up things is not "knowing".

>>33557014
I want to reassure him that he's hot.
I'm not weirded out by his health thing.
He's a sweetheart.

>>33556925
Moids here are like this?

>>33557037
no you are perfect and the worst thing is to let yourself get demoralized before you start just put yourself out there and so so many women would be so happy to have you

>>33557037
>Is it over if i am only a 5'7 male
No lmao, especially if
>i am about a 7/10 facially
You are fine
Look around outside at all the uggos dating
>>33557039
If you can afford it then why not kek? Though you may as well do other fun stuff while you're there
For me desu the best vaycays are some sightseeing for "culture" then just food, beach and surfing lol

>>33557037
>i have been swallowing heightpills lately and it is getting to me
"Heightpills" are a demoralization campaign aimed at recruiting people into the incel movement and making them footsoldiers for the people behind the movement.

Do with that information what you will.

>>33557048
Kek, I guess we'll be hearing about you on the news in a few years.

>>33557039
M
If it's the one and only reason you're going and the only thing you're going to focus on, then yes.

>>33557039
There's an entire genre of culinary travel shows about doing just that

>>33557055
What complete and utter shite lol

>>33557050
You might have gotten A's in college, but you'll be getting D's in prison.

>>33557053
id, I brush and floss twice

>>33557035
It's cringe even for men to say it, but sometimes it fits

Women, do men cum hands free when you peg them?

>>33557058
Very very unlikely. I've owned multiple guns for years now, and I don't even think about them most of the time.

>>33557053
Bro probably spent longer typing that post than it would be taken him to brush his teeth a second time
Personally I've always taken my hygiene seriously. If something is going to put people off I'd rather it be my shit personality

>>33557055
you are being too nice

>>33557062
Didn't went to college, and I wouldn't let them take me to prison alive if possible.

>>33557053
All men are a monolith, all men are exactly the same.
All women are a wonolith, all women are exactly the sawe.

>>33557062
bars

>>33557048
how would you hurt me exactly? if you had me tied to a chair in a basement with all the tools and time in the world

>>33557065
I've only ever pegged a woman.

>>33557065
Wanna find out?

>>33557037
Do you have a gf? Are you getting dates? If the answer is no, then you know it's over.

>>33557065
I do not peg men

A thing to note about height preference is that when a woman says "I like guys that are taller", that is just an IDEAL. The actual importance of it in real-life dating scenarios is so miniscule that most women don't even conciously think or talk about it.

>>33557069
>Didn't went
You don't say.
>if possible
Big if.

>>33557074
That's not the kind of hurt I meant.

>>33557080
Did you try to act all emo and forgot your playlist is on shuffle again?

>>33557076
m-maybe.
>>33557075
morning jh

>>33557080
>most women don't even conciously [sic] think or talk about it
This is how women are about men in general, regardless of height.

>>33557006
how's it going!
>>33557030
hmm I'm not a coffee expert I just drink it black with no sugar
>>33557017
it's almost 6 am for me but anyway enjoy your tea!

>>33557080
There are a lot of women with 5'10"-6'0" minimums.

Damn I totally forgot I was supposed to be meeting a couple of friends for dinner and drinks in 3 hours
I still feel like shit though and haven't been able to keep any food down so it would be kinda lame
Should I just cancel and apologise? Just feel bad cause I haven't seen them in years (they're passing through town for unrelated reasons)

>>33557065
You should get pegged to find out

>>33557085
Whats with the punctuation tardo?

>>33557090
it's so much more likely to regret not going than it is to regret going

>>33557089
I've met a girl who always said that sh would only date guys who are 6 feet tall and ended up going into a long-term realtionship with a guy who's 5'5 because he was reliable and funny.

>>33556802
M
i shit, shower and go to work. drinking coffee is not a part of my routine because i want to avoid caffeine dependence and coffee to retain its effect when i need it.

>>33557081
>You don't say.

Yeah, believe it or not, college is not the end all of learning and life. The only ones who care that much are the ones that want to feel special for having gone there.

>Big if.

Not that much if you have a weapon. And not much more unlikely than you saying something actually meaningful.

>>33557039
F
I mean... they could at least check out the other things while they're there.

>>33557080
Being taller has a lot of perks for example a short guy will almost always lose a fist fight with a tall guy

>>33557096
Yet you still don't have a job that pays the bills. Curious.

>>33557096
>Yeah, believe it or not, college is not the end all of learning and life. The only ones who care that much are the ones that want to feel special for having gone there.
college and university are absolutely essential for any career that isn't self-made. you won't survive any of the retard filters without a respectable degree.

>>33557100
did you not watch fist of the north star? ken was a manlet compared to everyone else and he always won

>>33557100
Who's getting into fist fights in 2025?

>>33557085
There have to be other women ITT who have used strapons with their gfs before. I can't be the gayest in any given thread.

>>33557065
I have no idea lol, but probably.

>>33557106
You are always the gayest ITT.

>>33557105
Not me because I'm tall and everyone is scared but someone is

>>33557108
No fucking way. I'm not even the gayest blatina around.

>>33557101
I actually do you idiot. I don't know who you think I am, but you should stop talking out of your ass.

>>33557102
I don't know what country are you from, but in mine there are other courses and ways to get degrees that don't involve college or university, at least the typical ones.

>>33557092
NTA. The hyphen indicates a stutter. I think it started as a manga thing.

>>33557110
Using dildos doesn't make you not gay.

>>33557114
I dated a woman for a year, I was never engaged to her for years.

>>33557113
No I meant the lack of capitalization when using punctuation and the inconsistency with not using punctuation in the other sentence. You god damn flipflop.

There are guys in this thread that geniuenly think that humans have the same mating selections as fucking mooses and deers. That's so funny.

>>33557093
I still want to nap though and then need to shower and get ready and probably eat something I can stomach at home, and they want to meet so early and I'll just be sitting there drinking a cola and not eating anything lol
It's fine I'm sure they'll pass through town again someday (if not I don't really care desu)

>>33557110
Actuary Anon is so masc that she wraps around back to being straight.

>>33557116
What's your point? You use men like dildos, that doesn't mean you like men.

>>33557111
>are you from
BABEDIPUBI MAMMA MIA

>>33557117
NTA means not the anon.

>>33557118
You wish you were hung like a moose and could fuck like a stag.

>>33557118
spoken like a little bitchboy antlet who won 0 duels last spring

>>33557111
it's the same in europe and the US - both your pay and your career prospects are severely limited if you lack a degree. you will hit a ceiling at some point.
there are alternative "weaker" degrees, but people will automatically assume you to be retarded when they see them and prefer candidates that are stronger on paper.

>>33557123
I never claimed it's the same anon you mongrel.

>>33557118
You're not going to date a person with cancer so don't act like you're above everything, physicality is not irrelevant

>>33557118
I don't. Female moose and deer don't hate the male moose and deer.

>>33557093
Also I have nothing in common with these morons anymore anyway, they're going to think I'm der loser... I'm going to stay bedrotting and tell them I'm sick...

>>33557117
If you hit space twice on a phone it adds a period

>>33557118
Human, deer, who cares. If you're not better than others, you will not be noticed.

>>33557123
Also, it means not THAT anon.

>>33557120
I think she comes across as feminine, but I don't know the cut off points for roles in gay relationships. BECAUSE I'M WAY MORE BI THAN GAY.
>>33557121
I love men. I will scream it out my window. I love them so much it makes me sick that I don't have a guy in my life to dump all this love onto.

>>33557132
Were you this excited to get pegged?

>>33557126
NTA
Where your degree comes from or what kind of degree it is is completely irrelevant once you have a few years of experience. It does not matter at all. No one will ever ask for it, nor will they care if you tell them.

>>33557136
Maybe try not being such a joyless hag. That usually helps with getting dicked down good.

>>33557118
Aren't moose monogamous? That's certainly quite unlike modern women.

>>33557140
I'm full of joy, fuck you. And I'm only 34.

>>33557128
NTA but yes you did.
>You god damn flipflop.

>>33557136
What nonsense are you ranting about? Women hate men.

>>33557137
Do you blame me?

>>33557035
When I'm drunk, I say that in a "oh my god" context.

>>33557093
Also I went to something social last weekend and I regret it, that's probably how I caught this sickness in the first place
I do try to push myself to do social things quite often but 9 times out of 10 it's not worth it

>>33557144
I wish people didn't actually believe this. General "ong I hate men" jokes used to be so much fun to ironically say on the internet.

>>33557142
>omg don't call me CUTE AAAAA
>HOW DARE YOU IMPLY I AM SUBMISSIVE JUST BECAUSE I WANT TO GET MY ASS DESTROYED BY BWC WHILST BEING CALLED A WORTHLESS COTTON PICKER - I JUST LOVE HOW THAT FEELS IN MY BRAIN OK???
nice

>>33557143
?? I just called anon a retard. They are both retards. Whats your point?

>>33557126
Not really. In some countries people who went to college, specially STEM, are having trouble finding jobs because everyone and their mother has the same degree. Some get lucky and find a job in a foreign company, but many are still struggling.

The degrees I'm talking about are not alternative or weaker, they're still officially recognized. I don't know if people prefer college students, but most people I know who studied those degrees found a job easily.

Maybe they don't earn as much as an engineer or programmer working for a big company, but the pay is still usually very good, way above the average. And if you aim for public job, you have very good conditions too.

>>33557146
Not at all.

>>33557120
She seems like a lipstick lesbian to me. Valk is more stereotypically dykish.

>>33557152
I'm sure it makes it harder to manipulate men when they're aware that you don't actually like them, but it's the truth.

I think that one anon here is fighting an illusionary war against women by himself and it makes other men look like that they totally hate women too.

>>33557153
Is that all it takes to be joyful? Okay fine, every time I get called cute I'll say "thanks anon I'll fuck myself to your wonderful compliments teehee". And I've already admitted to being a switch, that much I can accept.

>>33557156
Anon, you don't have to lie here. You have no reputation to protect. We're all anonymous.

You thought it was the same person.

>>33557163
No, but you clearly have no idea how to have fun and I have no interest in teaching you. Stay miserable lil'hag.

>>33557161
>>33557162
ihatewomen x jh is such a weird pairing because she wants him to degrade her but hes not actually comfortable walking the walk and theyre both disappointed

Women:
Do you like when men smile a lot or do you like the more stoic/expressionless guys?

>>33557161
If I could and wanted to manipulate men, I'd be holding a baby in my arms right now. But I don't want to and can't just force a guy to be my husband, nor manipulate men in meaningful ways.

>>33557162
I feel like a Chad whenever he's around

>>33557165
Thats it. Bend over.

>>33557162
It doesn't. He just looks pathetic tossing around in a wet paper bag that won't break.

>>33557169
I like the ones that know when to do which. Fucking dumbass "you can only chose one mood and have to stay in that mood for the rest of your live" idiot moron.

>>33557167
I am open to trying to be more approachable and fun. I've already been working on being less negatively reactive with my therapist, you can help too if you want. But your antagonistic posts really make it hard to believe you're even remotely interested in doing anything but hurting me.

>>33557174
entertaining mental imagery

>>33557174
Oh hey Valkyrie, I thought you ran away with the money.

>>33557178
Brush your teeth. When we talk about men being retards we're talking about you, Stinky.

>>33557177
>antagonistic
>hurt me
See? The lil bitchass slut can't even take some banter. Boring.

>>33557168
I don't want to be generally degraded. Only racially.

>>33557174
Actually, I can agree with this.

>>33557162
There are at least 2-3 other anons here like me.
>>33557168
I used to like her a lot. I even wrote a smut story for her once, but I'm not sure how much she liked it.
>>33557170
The fact that you haven't done it doesn't mean that you can't. And in any case, that doesn't bear much relevance on the topic of whether or not you hate men.

>>33557139
one of my colleagues is one of the most accomplished computer scientists of this era, and at the company he works at he still regularly gets dismissed in meetings purely because he got his phd from a non-elite university. this is in the US. meanwhile, in europe, it is even more extreme: the upper layers of practically every single larger company is exclusively staffed by people with phds. don't get me wrong, most of them are absolutely incompetent retards, but they still made it through the filter because of their paper credentials.

don't underestimate how retarded things are. if you think that people don't care, you simply haven't hit the ceiling where people do care yet.

i do think you can make it reasonably far with just a university degree, and perhaps you can even make it a decent part of the way there without a university degree. but there is a ceiling.
the only way around it is to be self-employed and build your own little empire, but even then your paper credentials greatly affect whether anyone trusts you with funding (more so in europe where people are tighter with funding than in the US, where after you build a certain reputation, people often trust you to keep going as before).

>>33556500 (OP)
>I don't see you like that

This means I'm ugly doesn't it

>>33557176
Listen I didn't choose to be autistic and the fact that when I try to smile non geniuenly I look like a serial killer. it's either looking stoic 90% of the time or looking like a freak.

>>33557185
>There are at least 2-3 other anons here like me.
you guys should fuck each other's butts

>>33557185
>The fact that you haven't done it doesn't mean that you can't
are you implying men cant manipulate women

>>33557189
Not necessarily but your looks probably don't make the rest much better.

>>33557182
THAT'S NOT BANTER. You fucks are so bad at banter. God I miss copyanon.
>>33557185
>smut story
Which one? The bathroom one?

>>33557188
Ask me how I know that the company you're talking about doesn't actually get any work done.

>>33557192
Signed the petition.

>>33557191
Have you tried smiling genuinely?
Wait, I know JUST the femanon for you joyless slug.

>>33557177
>my therapist
Serious question, have you ever explained what shota is to them?

>>33557195
What is the rest?

>>33557197
Everything can be banter if you're not a miserable cunt.

>>33557200
Have you tried slitting your wrists, you useless cunt?

>>33557192
Fuck off.
>>33557193
Of course they can, but it works differently. Women use love or sex to manipulate men, while men can use money or status to manipulate women.
>>33557197
Good guess.

>>33557198
all large companies "don't actually get any work done". there is no exception. every single one of them is an absolute mess, but they still dominate their industries.

>>33557185
Woah what the fuck, there is so much that I don't know. You hate women though, correct?

>>33557202
You're miserable 24/7. Why would anyone want more of that in their life?

>>33557204
It's more nuanced than that.

>>33557212
I am?

>>33557205
Man, you two were made for each other. I hope you are racist.

>>33557209
I work for a large international bank. Almost every single person I've met at work gets tons of shit done, and absolutely no one gives a fuck where anyone else's degree came from.

>>33557207
>Good guess
I mean, it's like one of two that I've ever had written for me. And for what it's worth, I still use it. It's a bummer you're so generally disdainful towards women now for some reason.

>>33557180
>I thought you ran away with the money.
Is this a euphemism?

>>33557168
Now try comparing that pairing with JH x MKG.

>>33557216
Nah unfortunately I'm a "beta leftist" or whatever.

>>33557213
Not really. But trying to teach you to unclench your asshole is pointless.

>>33557185
>There are at least 2-3 other anons here like me
One of those is me parodying you.
>>33557192
>you guys should fuck each other's butts
That's disgusting. Don't go there.

>>33557217
>large international bank. Almost every single person I've met at work gets tons of shit done
hahaha, oh wow

>>33557215
At least more than anyone would ever want to deal with.

>>33557218
>another satisfied customer of ipleasewomen's handiwork

Was her uncle racist?

>>33557219
Genuine question what do you think this is an euphemism for?

>>33557220
Dude's nose so big it could act as a dildo.

>>33557223
>That's disgusting. Don't go there.
well you guys hate women so clearly you're all gay

>>33557221
I'm sure a few hours with her could make you racist again.

>>33557222
I will literally practice unclenching it right now. But you won't even give me any actionable advice on this fucking /adv/ board. You'd rather just play around like this.

>>33557211
I've kinda been saying that for a long time now, yeah.
>>33557218
>I still use it
Surprising.
>It's a bummer you're so generally disdainful towards women now
Does that mean you'll stop using it?
>for some reason
Lots of reasons, actually. Like coming to realize that women hate men.

>>33557227
Should I just do mdma then?

>>33557231
Impeccable reading comprehension.

I'll be having the usual for breakfast, cup of coffee and a cigarette

>>33557233
Playing around IS the actionable advice mrs brainlet.

>>33557226
Ask me how I know you've never done any actual work in your life.

>>33557238
Who asked?

>>33557234
I still like Harry Potter. If there's ONE thing about writing that I can handle, it's separating art from the artist. And women don't hate men. I get that this is your "thing" now and I of all people definitely can't comment on expecting anyone to ever change or be changed when it comes to an established internet schtick, but I do hope it doesn't ruin your chances for a happy relationship when it comes time.

>>33557238
What are you having for breakfast anon?
>>33557241
I did

>>33557238
wait you liek eat the cigarette amirite???

>>33557230
Stealing the show because I was asleep?

>>33557235
Amazing. 10/10 idea. I'm sure your miserable ass won't just be even more miserable after milking all the serotonin out of you at once.

>>33557228
JH has proudly demonstrated that she doesn't care at all where her pleasure is coming from as long as she's getting pleasure from it. Why, she even enjoys it if the man sending vibes her way is married to another woman.

>>33557239
Help me play then, fuckface. Let's go.

>>33557242
Even his mom hates him, anon

>>33557243
Aren't you such a good boy

Despite what you may think, this is the ideal male body that women desire.

>>33557245
Can you explain what you mean by these words?

>>33557249
Spoiler alert, many men and women who write smut are publicly married, including people who do it for commission.

>>33557252
Thank you :)

>>33557241
you did because you secretly love me
>>33557243
coffee and a cigarette
>>33557244
I mean I am ingesting nicotine sooo technically yes

>>33557250
What do you think I have been doing?

>>33557242
It's not a schtick. It's the truth.
>but I do hope it doesn't ruin your chances for a happy relationship
I don't believe you actually care at all.
>when it comes time
You mean never.
>>33557251
In the sense that all women hate men, yes. I still talk to her though.

>>33557253
What the fuck, untrue. That shit is ugly.

>>33557253
That's a blonde bimbo, anon. Good taste, but not a man.

>>33557253
>anon doesn't understand the concept of wanting to be her, not wanting to fuck her
many such cases

>>33557253
aint no way im letting my husband leave the house with ALL THAT

>>33557260
This too layered, I can't keep up. What's ironic and what isn't?
>>33557261
>I don't believe you actually care at all
I do. But I don't think I'll be able to convince you of anything, which is upsetting.

>>33557256
No. Because now I'm getting vibes that you're doing this to make fun of me.

>>33557257
NTA. That's way different because it's impersonal. It's like someone posing in lingerie for a magazine, vs sending a picture of themselves in lingerie to someone.

>>33557268
>What's ironic and what isn't?
Everything is ironic if you can laugh about it instead of getting offended.

>>33557263
>He doesn't know.

>>33557257
>Spoiler alert, many men and women who write smut are publicly married,
So the spouse is aware, nothing is hidden from the spouse? That makes it a different situation than when JH knows about her interaction being a secret that's hidden from the spouse, doesn't it?

>>33557271
Writing for commission is pretty comparable, if you ask me.

men
this post >>33557253 is obviously satire but slutty cleavage and the waist cinch are moves you could be stealing to great effect

>>33557267
Oh yeah? What you gonna do about it?

>>33557269
It's 9:30 in the morning on a Sunday, I don't have the energy to make fun of you, I just want to know if you can explain what you're saying.

>>33557272
Is there a point where laughing at something and treating it as ironic could possibly come across as disrespectful or otherwise unsupportive of real feelings and connections with others?
>>33557273
Explain the meme.

>>33557268
It's interesting talking with you again. Feels like stepping back in time. You were my thread crush like 3 years ago, lol.
>I do
Doubt.
>which is upsetting
No idea why. I'm just a faceless anon on 4chan.

>>33557277
I disagree since the motivation is personal gain, rather than personal pleasure.

>>33557279
No they are not. Go away gross faggot.

>>33557279
I know nothing about the human body or how to dress it for you, sorry.

>>33557281
I don't have much of context to what you originally meant, no.

>>33557284
Yes, but not on 4chan.

>>33557284
>Explain the meme.
It's a guy.

>>33557279
It's not satire. The age of the Hetero Femboy is nigh.

>>33557218
More men should learn the female art of smiling in the face of people you hate. It’s been working great for me for women. We can all just play this game while getting off our biological needs, then moving on.

Man still haven’t caught up in learning to not commit or invest in women, unfortunately, and are getting railed over the coals.

Don’t reply to me. I just wanted to drop a thought this post elicited in me.

>>33557279
I have a hairy chest and I don't have an hourglass shape

Is it normal to see a movie with your opposite gender cousin as adults?

>>33557285
>I'm just a faceless anon on 4chan
I wouldn't say so. You get at least a feeling for someone after some talking, and especially if you read their writing. And that was way too early for me to assume you just used AI to write it. Nowadays, I bet anyone ITT who shares a story used it.

>>33557299
Oooh, how scandalous, anon!

>>33557299
Yes, unless this is a "gotcha" question.
>Oh, so you're saying it's normal for us to see a porno movie together, huh???

>>33557292
I'll try to take everything as a joke where it seems appropriate, then. Stop calling me a hag, though.
>>33557294
How is that a guy? What's he from?
>>33557295
(You).

>>33557257
When you commissioned MKG to write smut for you, did you pay him with money, pay him with pics, or pay him with words of praise?

>>33557300
I definitely didn't use AI. I hate AI shit.
Obviously I'm not the same person who wrote that story. You might know the person I was to some degree, but that's not really me anymore.

>>33557308
Good hag.

>>33557308
>How is that a guy? What's he from?
Elden Ring

>>33557312
Bro on his woe is me arc
Can you two just fuck already? You both need it badly.

>>33557317
Not at all. Just acknowledging reality.

Women, how would you rate your last orgasm?

>>33557302
Alright, alright. I grew up very separated from my extended family so I have no idea what's normal.
My bf will do things with his family and because I have no idea what constitutes normal affection I'll have concerns like "is it okay for him to kiss his small nephew??" that are generally unfounded. But I just don't have a reference!
>>33557304
Nah, just a normal one.

>>33557319
The reality is that you need to rape someone and someone needs to be raped. A match made in heaven.

>>33557312
What dramatically changed your life, then? A break up?
>>33557313
Haha I'm not old. Better?
>>33557315
Still not convinced.
>>33557320
2/10. Forced it out and it sucked.

>>33557320
10/10, impeccable execution.

>>33557322
False. Women derive pleasure from rape and I wouldn't be caught dead intentionally contributing to a woman's pleasure.

>>33557321
I appreciate your mindfulness, OCD Anon. Good luck with your bf.

>>33557323
>Still not convinced.
His name is Miquella, he was cursed with eternal childhood so his balls never dropped. However when he breaks the curse and ages up in the DLC he still looks like a femboy just giant-sized so I guess it's just how he looks like.

>>33557323
>not old
No. No, no. Try again. This implies that you hate the idea of being seen as old, making you sound insecure and pissed, on the verge of tears and a mental breakdown over the inevitable passage of time. Try something like "yeah? You got a GILF kink that needs to be taken care of?".

>>33557323
>2/10. Forced it out and it sucked
SSRI crew
>>33557325
Why was it so good?

>>33557326
It would also bring you pleasure to see her choke on her snot from crying so hard and trying to kick you off as her ass bleeds profusely. Stop fighting it. I know you can feel it in your bones. This is about mutual pleasure and satisfaction.

>>33557333
>Why was it so good?
Because I was horny af.

>>33557330
Oh it's a video game. Of course it has stupid characters.
>>33557331
Oh I see. Yeah I can try that. So even though I'm not actually old, as long as I know that fact it doesn't matter if I lean into self deprecating or otherwise disingenuous jokes to diffuse any possible attempted insults?

>>33557333
I'm not on any meds. I just have issues with orgasms sometimes when I'm alone.

>>33557339
>Oh it's a video game. Of course it has stupid characters.

>>33557339
>Oh it's a video game. Of course it has stupid characters.
NTA, how's your spire going?

Women, why don't you look at me? Why do you pretend that you can't hear me when clearly you can?

>>33557339
>Oh it's a video game. Of course it has stupid characters.
yeah all the characters from that game are fucking stupid

>>33557343
SEE? I can make silly jokes ITT too. It's funny because it makes some people think I'm serious when I know video games and their narratives can and are often more complex than can be reasonably written off as generally awful.

>>33557344
I can beat the first boss pretty often now. And I learned I get a bonus when I get to the boss or something in the next try? Like a pity bonus?

>>33557339
>even though I'm not actually old
But you are. You trying so hard to not acknowledge you are getting old is part of the whole issue. Make peace with it and roll with it instead of trying to deny reality.
>self deprecating
It's only self deprecating if you actually think it's a bad thing.
>disingenuous jokes to diffuse any possible attempted insults?
Worth a try. When has getting riled up ever diffused a situation? Sharing a laugh at least has a chance of doing that.

>>33557345
I don't want you to think I want to sit on your dick.