Thread 33558335

I went down on my gf and there was literal shit on her ass and I'm absolutely traumatized.
I can't even look at her, what's wrong with me? I know everyone shits but this is freaking me out, like I've always had intimacy issues kinda and I'm sorta grossed out by people but then this happened and it feels like a confirmation of people, including myself, being horrifically disgusting and I'm having a crisis or something please help.

>>33558335 (OP)
>shit on her ass
Definitely disgusting, specially after another anon saying that there's only an inch from women's pussy to their asshole. Why didn't she clean it up or took a shower? I think you guys should take showers before being intimate from now on. I think that the disgust will eventually go away.

>>33558335 (OP)
>I know everyone shits
Correct. Just ask her to wash next time.

>I went down on my gf and there was literal shit on her ass and I'm absolutely traumatized.
are you a filthy sodomite? else its like a non problem
also what >>33558349 said
> I think you guys should take showers before being intimate from now on
you dont clean your bodies b4 being intimate, OP???????

>>33558335 (OP)
lick it clean so there is no more shit on her bumhole. problem solved!

>>33558335 (OP)
How fat is your girl that she can't wipe her ass? That's nasty OP.

>>33558335 (OP)
Bro you're retarded, wipe it for her.
I'm not even kidding, like, it's just poo. It's your gf. You love her, therefore you should treat her nicely. Instead of going on 4chan and posting about it for the world, you should have told her and gotten a wet wipe real quick and acted nonchalant about it like it's a normal thing, because it is. I promise you you fucking nugget that if you got on your knees and presented your asshole spread eagle that 1 out of 10 times you'd have shit covering your asshole you pathetic gooner

You just do this for your gf and you DON'T talk about it with strangers, that's how trust is built, that's how love is built

My ex puked on my dick once because she sucked it so deep her gag reflex kicked in too hard, I didn't say anything bad we laughed it off and I told her it's okay, cleaned myself in the shower quickly and we continued. Love and acceptance dude.
And there were several times I fucked her ass even though I felt a little bit of poo, and only two of those times did I actually get some of it on my dick, and I quickly washed it off
We're humans man, poo and pee and spit and sweat and vomit and blood are things that are a part of us whether you like it or not, being a stupid fucking weirdo about it only makes life more complicated, man up. But I understand not everyone can be as down to earth as I am about this, some autists would rather create their own set of problems instead of adapt