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Anonymous No.33563038 >>33563062 >>33563115 >>33563282 >>33563306 >>33563665 >>33567096 >>33567168 >>33567574 >>33573347
Dealing with Food Pushers
I hate food pushers. People who try to force you to eat foods you don’t want. Recently I got into a yelling match with my Aunt who tried to make me eat mixed foods despite being polite about it at first but she kept pushing

>Aunt randomly comes in with this meal that has mixed vegetables, meat, and some other stuff, don’t know what it is
>”Anon this is for you”
>”oh sorry I’m not hungry I actually just ate before getting here”
Dumbass mom blows my cover
>”No anon you didn’t! We were in the car for hours you haven’t eaten!!!”
I respond
>”well I’m still full”
Aunt keeps pushing
>”Anon you’re a growing man you need food!!! You need to eat you need to eat anon eat eat eat”
I respond:
>”sorry but to be honest I don’t really eat mixed foods. I thought you knew that to be honest as I’ve said it before. But yeah I like my food seperated”
Aunt doesn’t give up
>”oh shoot I forgot I’ll keep in mind for next time but anon we made this for you you need to eat!”
>”Im sorry aunt but I’m not eating it. Someone else will have to have it”
>”Anon you’re being very rude I made it for you!”
That comment made me lose it
>”Rude??? Rude?!! I politely declined four times now, and you keep pushing me. What you’re doing is not only rude and abusive but a violation of human rights, it is a fundamental human right to refuse food. I don’t have to eat shit I don’t have to eat your slop my body isn’t your garbage disposal?”
>”Anonnnn what’s gotten into you!!!!! Leave this house if you’re going to talk like that to me!! It’s not my fault you’re such a weirdo and can’t eat normal food”
>”I’ll gladly leave this piece of shit house it smells like fucking old people and rotting shit, go fuck yourself your food is disgusting”

As I left I tried to induce vomiting to vomit all over her shoes in the closet but wasn’t able to. How do I diffuse these food pushers without this happening again?
Anonymous No.33563057 >>33563082
I tell them carbs give me genital rash. They stopped.
Anonymous No.33563062 >>33563077
>>33563038 (OP)
>>”Anon you’re a growing man you need food!!! You need to eat you need to eat anon eat eat eat”

jebena ujna pun mi ih je kurac
Anonymous No.33563077 >>33563083
>>33563062
Don’t know what that means
Anonymous No.33563082
>>33563057
I’ve thought of that I just don’t like mixed foods. So there’s no specific ingredient I can put towards the argument. I don’t like things touching. I can eat everything in a hamburger but not together
Anonymous No.33563083 >>33563091 >>33563234 >>33573439
>>33563077
you described a typical balkanigger day so I tested the waters
Anonymous No.33563091 >>33563122
>>33563083
I’m in Canada and my family is English/irish/italian/danish/french/scottish mongrel mix

Been in Canada for generations
Anonymous No.33563115 >>33563124
>>33563038 (OP)
OP is too combative.
If they're being disrespectful PITA, just lie.
"Oh I have a tummy ache"
"I will eat more, later"
"OK" - then pile food on plate refuse to eat it. Always verbally agree, no need to physically act.
Anonymous No.33563122 >>33563130
>>33563091
Your people and culture are being intentionally replaced by invaders, just tell them in solidarity with the Indians you can't eat that stuff for religious reasons. "What, did you vote for Trump, I'm just supporting immigration here"
Anonymous No.33563124
>>33563115
I always try that at first but then it’s when they keep pushing and start insulting me for not eating it then I become compatible
Anonymous No.33563130
>>33563122
Lmaoooo they know I’m a Trump fan so this wouldn’t work
Anonymous No.33563234
>>33563083
Racist
Anonymous No.33563282
>>33563038 (OP)
Based, people who do that don’t deserve any respect
Anonymous No.33563306 >>33563328
>>33563038 (OP)
valid, I say im allergic to something on the plate. non autists just wont understand
Anonymous No.33563328 >>33563344
>>33563306
That’s a good idea but my fear is they’ll come back with another mixed dish that doesn’t have that ingredient
Anonymous No.33563344 >>33563387
>>33563328
say the allergy is so bad that if anything is slightly contaminated you could get ill, so you'd rather not risk it, but that probably won't work if your mom is there
Anonymous No.33563387 >>33563631
>>33563344
Yeah my mom is a fucking dumbass
Anonymous No.33563631 >>33567487
>>33563387
Is she hot?
Anonymous No.33563665
>>33563038 (OP)
why don't you ask them to share the meal with you equally?
Anonymous No.33567096 >>33568987
>>33563038 (OP)
You're supposed to eat what the host made
It's called hospitality.
s No.33567168
>>33563038 (OP)
OP recontextualize it. It's not mixed food, it's bologna, it's taco salad, it's garlicmashedpotatoes, it's chickenfingers... Just call the food a single concept.
Anonymous No.33567487 >>33568997
>>33563631
Want to know this too. I can live with her being annoying, but stroking my own dick is getting pretty boring.

In all honesty OP, this isn't an overreaction at all. She is being extremely rude and I like that no fucks are given. I have had to do this to my mother as well. I have quit food containing sugar many years ago, and told her not to buy them anymore. Was very firm here without any doubt. She still bought that shit. Sure I could just not eat it, but does it seem very supportive that she buys it, and then places it infront of me? Straight up disrespectful. Threw it in the trash while she watched. She has abused alcohol before, so why isn't she trying to help me quit? What goes through some peoples heads?
Anonymous No.33567574 >>33568993
>>33563038 (OP)
>I don’t really eat mixed foods
how old are you? 2?
Anonymous No.33568987
>>33567096
You’re supposed to make sure your guests like what you make, or not give them anything, it’s called “Basic Human Rights”
Anonymous No.33568993 >>33569749 >>33573328 >>33573457
>>33567574
No I was just raised in a high class household where we have standards for what we eat. We didn’t have to scrap buy and eat anything our way .
Anonymous No.33568997
>>33567487
Insanely fucking based
Anonymous No.33569749
>>33568993
Facts
Anonymous No.33573328
>>33568993
>we have standards for what we eat
fancy way of saying you have a young child's (or an autist's) palate
you remind me of those ARFID fatties trying to find excuses for stuffing their faces exclusively with KFC year-round
anyway, try a real cooked dish every once in a while, it may very well surprise you
Anonymous No.33573347
>>33563038 (OP)
Food pushers are the worst.
Anonymous No.33573439
>>33563083
Being forced to eat because "you're a growing boy/man" is far from exclusive to the Balkans.
Anonymous No.33573457 >>33573588
>>33568993
How is a plate of mixed vegetables, meat, and rice (I assume) below your standards? Sounds like a good meal, better than how most people eat.
You said the problem is that they're mixed. Why? Do you just want to eat steak and potatoes and broccoli every night, being high class?
Anonymous No.33573588
>>33573457
He's autistic