Thread 33564324

>19
>5'9, 68 kg
>been told i have an attractive face
>6.5 in length, 5.3 in girth
>absolute sperg, can't hold a conversation about anything meaningful for more than a minute
>feel no need to connect with a woman but crave physical touch and sex with one
>only hobbies i have are solitary ones
>prefer to do everything alone
>go on long walks and bike rides by myself and avoid people at all costs

genuinely is there any hope? what's worse is that a girl spawned into my life a week ago and idk what she looks like but i'm really desperate at this point. i know mostly everything reads like a thinly veiled flex but i'm really socially inept and people sniff it out immediately, there's just something off about me. i'm supposed to be meeting this faceless foid next week and have no idea how i'll conduct myself. if she's fat and/or ugly i won't fuck her but if she's not then i'll just lose my shit and completely rule out the possibility of a second meetup.

You can either be popular or you can be wise.

You cannot be both. So choose wisely.
You can be true to yourself but to be popular while doing so means you have to be stupid or a stupid version of yourself.

I've heard far better outcomes for the wise and isolated than the dumb and popular but the choice is yours anon, not mine.

>>33564324 (OP)
>how do i become likable
I won't read yet another numerology thread whose ream of statistics has nothing to do with the title. OP is too retarded to help.

>>33564324 (OP)
>absolute sperg, can't hold a conversation about anything meaningful for more than a minute
>avoid people at all costs
A good start would be talking to people more often. You can start small and just wave or say hello to people who pass you, tell people their dog is cute. Once you're comfortable start talking to co-workers/fellow students, ask strangers for directions even if you know the way. If you really are autistic it'll probably be really hard and you'll have some moments where it feels like you've made no progress, but it'll be worth it.

>-if she's not then i'll just lose my shit and completely rule out the possibility of a second meetup.
Of course the second date wont happen if you decide it wont happen, you're creating a self fulfilling prophecy.