Thread 33565058

How do I tell my girlfriend of 2 years about my EF wedgie kink without coming off as a freak of nature? How can I introduce it to her properly?

Whatever your weird shit is you should be in a situation by 2 fucking years in (let alone by the time you start going out) that you are comfortable with each other enough to talk about shit like this. Signs like this are bad news for the longevity of your relationship.

>>33565189
I know, I've just never trusted myself or her to open up about it. I'm just afraid of her rejecting it.

>>33565223
She rejects it then so what? She'll just not do it. You've been together long enough that your relationship SHOULD be in a healthy enough place that you could tell her you're into being shit on and she'd still just go EWWW NO IM NOT DOING THAT HAHA and move on from it aside joking about it sometimes. If your relationship isn't that close then you should focus on the relationship more than your fetishes until you build things properly.

>>33565239
It's close, but I just don't know the angle which I should come at it. Before sex, at random, during breakfast? I'm afraid it will forever set a mood before sex that will turn us both off.

>>33565058 (OP)
trick question
you dont, you never tell a woman anything vulnerable about you. take this back to /aco/ and die with it
>>33565189
>>33565239
>how2 lose your gf in 3 easy steps
lol retard

>>33565278
Sorry, I actually have one and I've had many before (which I was always the one to leave, not them). I know you've never had one, it's okay, maybe some day but for now your opinion is irrelevant.

>>33565278
>just be in a lifelong relationship and never do anything you want with them because saying "I want to have sex THIS way" is somehow a "vulnerable" thing

>hey babe, I actually like pizza quite a lot and my favorite color is blue
>I'M LEAVING YOU YOU'RE SO FUCKING VULNERABLE

The insecurity is stinking up the entire site worse than all the indian threads on /pol/.

>>33565318
larp
>>33565333
you dont understand women mentality

>>33565352
>anyone in a relationship is larping

Ok.

>>33565058 (OP)
I'm trying to play out the convo you would have.
>Uh, baby, can I talk to you about something?
>Yeah sweetie, what is it?
>So, I, uh, have this... Um... Feeetiish... And... I hope you don't find it too weird
>Okay, what is this fetish?
>...
>Anon, what is it?
>So pretty much, I want to pull your panties really high up into your ass and put them over your head.
>What.
>I... I want to give you a really massive atomic wedgie and make you really flustered and embarrassed like in these um... cartoon I watch...
>Anon, are you crazy? You're gonna destroy my panties, I just bought these for like $50 bucks at Victoria's Secret.
>No, I would buy a pair of like grandma underpants and we could use those.
>...Are you fucking with me?
>No, no! This would be so hot, I could hang you from a pole like a highschool bully and draw with sharpie on your exposed, red butt cheeks dirty words.
>Anon, you're a very disturbed man and I'm not sure I want you to tell me anymore.
>See, I knew you'd judge me. This is why I can't talk to you, 2 years and I can't even tell you my turn-ons.
>You want to sexually humiliate me with middle school bully tactics, I thought you'd like a little sexy maid outfit or a little spanking. This is just abhorrently bizarre anon.
>Find, forget it.
>I can't, my loving boyfriend wants to make me flustered by pulling my panties over my face and spanking me.
Yeah, not gonna work.

>>33565058 (OP)
What the fuck is an EF wedgie?

>>33566943
Very nice reply fellow user. Yes this is kinda strange. At least don't mention it has something to do with any form of animation.

>>33567253
embarrassed female

>>33565058 (OP)
Since the whole point of a wedgie is the surprise, asking in advance will make doing it pointless