Thread 33565621

Where do I meet a quirky chungus gf?

Reddit meetups unironically

my buddy met his in high school. must have gained 300 pounds between them

Go to a furry convention...

>>33565621 (OP)
Fuck, I hate that I know many quirk chunguses.

>>33566038
lol yeah I know a guy with a quirk chungus gf and I see him once a year and each year she doubles in size

>>33566110
OH MY GOOOOD IM SO QUIRKY!!!! DON'T YOU THINK I'M SO QUIRKY?? *MOUTH BREATH" PLEASE TELL ME I'M SO QUIRKYYUY HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
I'M SOOO QUIRKYYYYYY!!!!
LOOK AT THIS KITTYYYYY OOOOH MY GAAAWD

OOOHHHH MY GOOSHHH
GOOOOOOOOSSHHHH

SSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*big fat saggy tits sway under a loosely fitted shirt with not a trace of a bra*

*Cellulite filled thighs peek under way too tight for her own good short jeans*

*Looks at everyone like it's her first interaction outdoors in 14 days*

*obsessed with animals, plushies, and cosplays*

I can go on.
Not OP btw I just had several quirknettes in my life

Qurik Chungus: that one girl who won't passionately shut up about Gravity Falls but will give you the cold dead stare when you make a poop joke.

>>33566110
>>33566168
>>33566172
>soulless zoomers hate the quirked-up shawty
this is why you're single fyi

>>33566259
They're mediocre. I'm Chef Excellence, I deserve the best.

>>33565621 (OP)
If every woman was like this I’d accept being celibate

>>33566281
Chef Excellence....you a faggot, you deserve pain by the one and only king coopa nigga

>>33565621 (OP)
>his own existence is okay with him somehow
can someone explain this to an esl

>>33566461
they are. some hide it better

>>33569224
the assumption is that he's a man-hating feminist but also a man. because this relies on a false straw-man version of feminism, he should hate himself. the viewer is expected to think this is very funny

>>33569281
ohhh thanks

>>33569224
Not quite, you would normally write "is somehow okay with this passive existence" but since he is so passive, he doesn't even have the agency to do that, so it's his existence itself that is okay with him.

>>33566259
I know a girl like this. I talk to her about shit without her getting offended over anything. She owns a retarded pitbull and defends USAID.
Does this sound like someone you want to hang around?

>>33566259
obsessed with zoomniggers award

>>33566168
>lol yeah I know a guy with a quirk chungus gf and I see him once a year and each year she doubles in size
Fucking kek

>>33569224
that he's okay with not having a real personality; his hobbies become his personality. You know, the consumer type you see at comic-con and LANs

I dated a girl like this and she was hella annoying. It was cute that she was quirky at first but eventually her quirks just became embarassing. Don't do it!!!!

>>33565621 (OP)
Why would you ever want one? As a man, you are earning worth to devote to your family and keep them alive and with the options to advance themselves. Your wife is to support your endeavors. If she is socially awkward, its a acceptable detriment as long as she meets the other nurturing goals If she is a controllable or socially inappropriate extrovert, then she defeats a good deal of her innate value. Nerdy girl are best indoors. Under bed sheets preferably.

>>33566110
>I hate that I know many quirk chunguses.
I think the proper pluralization is 'quirks chungus'

>>33569281
I actually like this interpretation. The way I took it was meaning that he somehow doesn't feel any shame over how pathetic he is.

>>33566259
I'm Gen Y and quirk chungii are insufferable. You sound like the type of guy who if you are in a relationship/married, you didn't do so out of love, but settled out of fear of being alone.

>>33572388
The plural is quirk chungi you illiterate fuck

>>33565747
Yes I heard there are reddit parties. Some fat hapa lady at the self checkout was telling her boyfriend that her friend met their quirk chungus partner there

>>33565621 (OP)
>"Missed out on being a whore"
Uhhh... Based?
Tf did the comic artist mean by "missed out" lol

>>33574590
I guess it just means she hit the wall.

>>33565621 (OP)
reminder

the guy killed himself btw

>>33574749
>>33574754
>tik tok couple that goes snorkeling in hawaii

this is neither quirky nor chungus

>>33574769
are you sure?

>>33565621 (OP)
Fuck, I hate that I know couples like this IRL

>>33574795
no cats
no dogs
no reddit pizza t-shirt
no fag wars t-shirt
is definitely not missing out on being a whore with all those tatoos and buzzed haircut

>>33569281
>because this relies on a false straw-man version of feminism
As opposed to the real thing that just loves men, right?

is it an autogynephilic thing that so many anons are obsessed with women fucking other people?

>>33574749
>>33574754
Is it really the same person? Did he really kill himself?

This hits too close to home. The love of my life did this to me to go be a tranny. I'm shocked I haven't killed myself yet. Trying to forget about basically everything you lived for for 12+ years is hard.

>>33576432
oh my God anon I'm so sorry
>>33576358
Roasted

>>33565621 (OP)
Why do you want to be the guy on the right?

>>33574590
Means that she would have been a whore if the opportunity ever arose