Thread 33569276

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Anonymous 8/26/2025, 8:20:07 PM No.33569276 >>33569325 >>33569728 >>33569907 >>33569922 >>33570304 >>33570313 >>33570388 >>33570491 >>33570630 >>33570918 >>33572027 >>33572695 >>33572698 >>33575865

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What should I do if a girl vomits on my cock after giving me a blowjob?

Anonymous 8/26/2025, 8:33:10 PM No.33569325 >>33569331 >>33569368

>>33569276 (OP)
Help clean up. Least you can do considering she blew you.

Anonymous 8/26/2025, 8:35:45 PM No.33569331 >>33569454 >>33569527

>>33569325
There's vomit on my dick. Of course I'm fucking cleaning it up you fucking retard. That's fucking acid that's gonna burn the flesh of my fucking dick ya tard.

Anonymous 8/26/2025, 8:37:55 PM No.33569339 >>33569368

Agreed ^^ help with cleaning it up, take a shower together, try to comfort her if she feels upset or embarrassed about it afterwards, I know that’d be a very humiliating experience for me, laugh about it as a memory you hopefully won’t have to revisit, maybe encourage her to train her gag reflex so that doesn’t happen again?

Anonymous 8/26/2025, 8:44:18 PM No.33569364

Go easy on the poor girls throat OP. Not every chick can throat like a pornstar. Shit, mine can barely fit it in her mouth.

Anonymous 8/26/2025, 8:44:35 PM No.33569368 >>33569375

>>33569325
>>33569339
I love how none of you mention that she should immediately rinse her mouth out with water because stomach acid will seriously fuck up your teeth.

Anonymous 8/26/2025, 8:46:29 PM No.33569375 >>33569387

>>33569368
Anon, any sane person should do that anyways because vomit tastes like, you know, fucking vomit.

Anonymous 8/26/2025, 8:51:04 PM No.33569387

>>33569375
You can taste vomit? Out of the whopping 2 times in my 40 year life, that I vomited, I wasn't able to taste anything on the account of the acid numbing my taste buds, so I dunno.

Anonymous 8/26/2025, 9:16:06 PM No.33569454

>>33569331
Be sure to use soap, rinse with water, then clean up her as well. Don't forget this

Anonymous 8/26/2025, 9:37:24 PM No.33569527 >>33569560 >>33569611 >>33570651

>>33569331
You fucking retard human stomach acid isn't acid like the fucking alien blood in Alien you asswipe at most it burns something sensitive like your esophagus when it comes up you fruitcake you don't deserve a blowjob send her my way

Dumb fuck

Anonymous 8/26/2025, 9:44:58 PM No.33569560 >>33570779

>>33569527
>at most it burns something sensitive like your esophagus
lol your dentist must really love the money they make off of you

Anonymous 8/26/2025, 9:54:39 PM No.33569611

>>33569527
stomach acid is literally hydrogen chloride (same as you clean the bathroom with) + enzyme.

Anonymous 8/26/2025, 10:24:41 PM No.33569728 >>33569885

>>33569276 (OP)
Stop throat-fucking the poor girl. Real life isn't porn.

Anonymous 8/26/2025, 10:57:15 PM No.33569885 >>33569908

>>33569728
Some girls love that though.

Anonymous 8/26/2025, 11:01:01 PM No.33569907

>>33569276 (OP)
It's happened to us. Just laugh it off and clean it up. It's not the end of the world. You can comment on what a trooper she is for pushing herself and promise it can be more gentle in the future.

Anonymous 8/26/2025, 11:01:13 PM No.33569908 >>33569927

>>33569885
>Some girls love that though
None of them like it when you make them vomit, anon.

Anonymous 8/26/2025, 11:05:27 PM No.33569922

>>33569276 (OP)
Be proud

Anonymous 8/26/2025, 11:06:32 PM No.33569927

>>33569908
Said who?

Anonymous 8/27/2025, 12:11:50 AM No.33570304 >>33570347

>>33569276 (OP)
>What should I do if a girl vomits on my cock after giving me a blowjob?
Let it dry out and harden, and then mount it on the wall.

Anonymous 8/27/2025, 12:13:17 AM No.33570313

>>33569276 (OP)
shes a keeper

Anonymous 8/27/2025, 12:19:18 AM No.33570347

>>33570304
lol gross wtf

Anonymous 8/27/2025, 12:26:43 AM No.33570388 >>33570402

>>33569276 (OP)
Stick your finger up her ass like a bowling ball. She'll get turned on and eat your puke.

Anonymous 8/27/2025, 12:30:29 AM No.33570402

>>33570388
so this is what gooning does to your brain huh

Anonymous 8/27/2025, 12:59:34 AM No.33570491 >>33570619

>>33569276 (OP)
Eat cinnamon rolls and your cum will smell and taste like one. Avoid nasty-smelling foods like garlic, onions and fish.

Anonymous 8/27/2025, 1:38:45 AM No.33570619

>>33570491
Lol what the fuck does any of that have to do with vomiting on a dick?

Anonymous 8/27/2025, 1:40:42 AM No.33570630

>>33569276 (OP)
Your cock probably smells and she has trouble taking in your cock by the throat. Sorry no more blow jobs for you op

Anonymous 8/27/2025, 1:48:39 AM No.33570651 >>33570661

>>33569527
stomach acid can literally break down chicken bones in your stomach you stupid fucking cockroach subhuman vermin ass-eating fag-addicted onions dumb fucking neanderthal troglodyte knuckle-dragging mouth breather

Anonymous 8/27/2025, 1:52:46 AM No.33570661 >>33570668 >>33570675

>>33570651
kek

Anonymous 8/27/2025, 1:56:18 AM No.33570668 >>33570672 >>33570675

>>33570661
Kek you have smega dick

Anonymous 8/27/2025, 1:58:42 AM No.33570672 >>33570675 >>33570706

>>33570668
kek you failed biology class in high school

Anonymous 8/27/2025, 1:59:32 AM No.33570675 >>33570706

>>33570661
>>33570668
>>33570672
kek shut the fuck up

Anonymous 8/27/2025, 2:14:10 AM No.33570706

>>33570672
>>33570675
Kek you gave your gf a uti now

Anonymous 8/27/2025, 2:19:54 AM No.33570721 >>33570730 >>33570746

>tfw I'm addicted to him. I wish I had him years ago. I guess I'll have to make up for lost time now

Anonymous 8/27/2025, 2:22:20 AM No.33570730 >>33570735

>>33570721
huh?

Anonymous 8/27/2025, 2:24:29 AM No.33570735 >>33570741

>>33570730
I'm talking about my ex and when we have our first time soon
I want to
>gawk gawk slurp slurp choke cum swallow gawk spit gawk gawk

Get it now?

Anonymous 8/27/2025, 2:25:31 AM No.33570741 >>33570745

>>33570735
oh well um can I be your ex?

Anonymous 8/27/2025, 2:26:32 AM No.33570745

>>33570741
Only if your name starts with an m

Anonymous 8/27/2025, 2:26:32 AM No.33570746 >>33570751

>>33570721
He has an std

Anonymous 8/27/2025, 2:27:59 AM No.33570751 >>33570849

>>33570746
Mine doesn't, that sucks that yours does

Anonymous 8/27/2025, 2:38:23 AM No.33570779 >>33570813

>>33569560
*He
Women dentists are all dogshit

Anonymous 8/27/2025, 2:47:16 AM No.33570813 >>33570927

>>33570779
Fuck, I'm getting my fillings fixed next month by a woman dentist.

Anonymous 8/27/2025, 2:58:06 AM No.33570849 >>33572298

>>33570751
I dont have a bf, so you're a homosexual?

Anonymous 8/27/2025, 3:10:40 AM No.33570918

>>33569276 (OP)
You should shit post on 4chan about it and check out the reactions.

Anonymous 8/27/2025, 3:12:09 AM No.33570927 >>33571058

>>33570813
she did sexual favors to get the job but it was a shit load of oral sex so you should be fine. she knows the area well.

Anonymous 8/27/2025, 3:38:09 AM No.33571058

>>33570927
oh well not so bad then

Anonymous 8/27/2025, 8:09:42 AM No.33572027

>>33569276 (OP)
You should be very supportive and ask if she is okay. Lots of hugs of course.

Anonymous 8/27/2025, 10:10:57 AM No.33572298

>>33570849
Not a guy so...

Anonymous 8/27/2025, 12:35:45 PM No.33572695 >>33572724 >>33572742

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>>33569276 (OP)
Happens to most girls honestly.
Unless she's like a pro dick sucker who graduated with a PHD in sucking dick from dick sucking university, your girl is probably gonna bite off more than she can chew so to speak. You'll hear that familiar choking sound, you see her do that like little lunge thing, you feel that tingly acid bath around your dick for a moment or two, don't let it kill the mood though. She's doing her best.
The first time it happens it might kill your boner but honestly considering most girls do this, you kind of get used to it.

Anonymous 8/27/2025, 12:37:52 PM No.33572698 >>33572731

>>33569276 (OP)
>What should I do if a girl vomits on my cock after giving me a blowjob?
vomit on hers.

Anonymous 8/27/2025, 12:45:47 PM No.33572724

>>33572695
>Unless she's like a pro dick sucker who graduated with a PHD in sucking dick from dick sucking university
fucking kek

Anonymous 8/27/2025, 12:46:47 PM No.33572731 >>33573719

>>33572698
>implying she's a tranny
wait what?

Anonymous 8/27/2025, 12:49:08 PM No.33572742

>>33572695
>you feel that tingly acid bath around your dick for a moment or two
omfg dude... lol no

Anonymous 8/27/2025, 5:19:23 PM No.33573719 >>33573858

>>33572731
we're on 4chan, so...

Anonymous 8/27/2025, 5:57:20 PM No.33573858

>>33573719
when in rome...

Anonymous 8/28/2025, 3:14:28 AM No.33575865 >>33577578 >>33577610

>>33569276 (OP)
order her to keep going

Anonymous 8/28/2025, 12:49:21 PM No.33577578

>>33575865
kinky

Anonymous 8/28/2025, 12:57:31 PM No.33577610 >>33577871

>>33575865
this is the way
and don't forget to wipe the camera lens if needed

Anonymous 8/28/2025, 2:20:23 PM No.33577871

>>33577610
>don't forget to wipe the camera lens if needed
oh fucking gross