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Anonymous No.33570021 >>33570565 >>33570771 >>33571376 >>33572721 >>33573243
How do I get a streamer girl to be my girlfriend?
i saw this streamer girl that ive fallen head over heels for and ill do anything to make her mine. how do i go about doing this?
Anonymous No.33570131
get rich make her notice u
Anonymous No.33570565 >>33576407
>>33570021 (OP)
I won't read delusional threads.
Anonymous No.33570636
my advice is don't, this literally never works out and you're retarded, just because she may see your name in chat doesn't make you any different than her other countless viewers, you're just a number, the moment you stop being a number to her you'll be viewed as a weirdo for reaching out this far because you want to "make her yours"

you've fallen head of heels for someone who doesn't even know your existence, you're invisible to her, she'll just see you as another fan, don't get your hopes up, kiddo, maybe if you donate hundreds of shekels then she'll say your name but that's the most you're going to get, or if she has an OF then you can pay money to watch her fuck OTHER men, cuck.
Anonymous No.33570771
>>33570021 (OP)
You have to be a streamer and it won't work out; she'll cheat on you and you're an idiot.
Anonymous No.33571159 >>33571415
start a livestreaming reality show in a house where people can monitor with cameras and send tts then invite her on and then drug and rape her in the basement
Anonymous No.33571254 >>33571399
start by buying superchats
Anonymous No.33571376 >>33573216
>>33570021 (OP)
You don't. You developed crush on their public persona, one that is meant to be engaging and approachable. While it's quite possible quite some of it is how they are genuinely, it's still not how they're 100% when being themselves.
You don't know her, you're strangers, I suspect you're quite young and your feelings are just infatuation half-built on your assumptions, the way naive and easily exploitable people like to assume someone attractive is also a good person.

You would need to be a regular part of her life, one she'd be grateful for and not in a way of her being grateful for simping whaling. And that assuming she already isn't into/with someone - many/most attractive female streamers are, they just keep it private - both for privacy sake and so viewers like you can immerse themselves in the parasocial aspect.
Anonymous No.33571399
>>33571254
Very rarely works out well. At best anon will peg himself as a desperate whale she will be grateful for support of but it'll destroy any chance of seeing him as genuine partner material or - if she's much more of a gold-digger than most think - she'll string him along as a boyfriend she won't admit he is publicly so she can keep taking his money while luring other people into her.
Anonymous No.33571415 >>33571650
>>33571159
Ruining yours and someone else's life over rape is not how healthy relationships grow, even with Stockholm syndrome.
I assume you're just being an edgy shithead but since some anons really lack common sense - that's a bad advice.
Anonymous No.33571650
>>33571415
ear out
Anonymous No.33571737
Become a successful streamer yourself.
Anonymous No.33572721
>>33570021 (OP)
>ill do anything to make her mine
anything?
Anonymous No.33573216 >>33576404
>>33571376
This makes me really sad to hear but you’re probably right desu
Anonymous No.33573243
>>33570021 (OP)
you have to have greater clout than her or else you are just a paypig simp
Anonymous No.33576404
>>33573216
nah, he's just a guy that loves her too and trying to get rid of his competition
Anonymous No.33576407
>>33570565
You just did faggot
Anonymous No.33576434 >>33576437
Send her a video of your hard cock
Anonymous No.33576437
>>33576434
Yeah, I know I know, you guys think greentext is autistic shit but I grew up in the 80s so it’s what I know.
>gym lockdown starting to get to me, in my country we cant go the gym
>now this in itself is not my problem as I am home gym master race
>shortly before everything kicked off I started seeing this girl at my gym
>super cute short shorts you know (this is important for later)
>let’s call her Sarah
>exact same name as my sister
>same appearance as my sister
>same sex noises as my sister
>anyway long story short my parents walked in on me masturbating to a picture that
>she sent to me, one in her parties, no bra and sucking off a lollipop
>parents, and sister, freak out and call me a disgusting animal that should be put down.
>try to tell them but they don’t believe me and because of lockdown am unable to prove it.