Thread 33570358

ITT We ask the opposite gender anything. (Almost anything! - see below).

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Previously on ATOGA: >>33567105

>>33570358 (OP)
N word
Answer my question

>>33570358 (OP)
What do women respond to most on dating apps? Face, muscles, outfits, what is actually happening in the image, etc?

Why are women so manlet-centric

Women, what's your opinion in goonette novels? have you ever read one?
What's wrong with you?

plap

>>33570374
The tall one is so cute...

Women, is this you?

>>33570380
No he's not

>>33570387
>he
foid hands

the hips on the giraffe are purely woman shaped

Women, I don't hate you but I'm so tired of pursuing relationships. It makes me want to not give you attention anymore at all. I haven't felt more at peace in a while than I do now. I don't have to make sure there's another person that has to be happy at all times and no matter what I do won't help.
(disclaimer: I am not fagging it out)

>>33570340 #
M
Cooking, navigating and writing smut.
Probably also talking to people about their issues, programming and drinking.

>>33570396
>I'm so tired of pursuing relationships
Women should be the ones pursuing relationships. If you and a woman are fucking, you tricked her. If you and her are in a relationship, she tricked you.

Women,
Is a date every week too frequent? She's the one arranging them

>>33570387
Rudee
She is hott

>>33570400
That's exactly it. It's non stop tricks and mindgames. There is no fulfillment or happines, if anything it's temporary. It's a mental prison that escalates. I just want to be happy and all my life I thought I'd be happy if I had a better half. But as it turns out all I had to do all my life was to learn to love myself. I wish there was a woman I could simply just love. Now it's all hookups and love and intimacy is near nonexistent.

>>33570375
God female fetishs are boring
Just Beauty and the Beast but X rated

>>33570413
All fetishes are boring if you don't share them.

>>33570408
I'm just fucking around. If you want to love, go and try that.

>>33570400
Welcome to today's world.
I gave up on dating too. I tried to look like a decent human begin for a long, trust me. Is just I am a boring, dependent person and I don't know how to change it. I don't like to women, is simple
>>33570375
>>33570413
What do women think about monster girls?

>>33570375
M I want to be the monster

>>33570416
And I'm not fucking around. I wish I could love again but it's like my body prevents me from doing so because I know it will end badly no matter what.

Posted this before, but im curious about more replies
>had a problem with booze, blacking out 2-3 times a week at a nice 350lbs or so
>got sober at the start of 2024
>friends are still heavy drinkers, all they want to do is drink and game in our mids 30s
>friends fiancee calls me going sober a gay little experiment, got mad I wouldnt break sobriety to get blasted with them on a holiday
>got bailed on for the 4th and actual Halloween day last year "oh shit we forgot you asked"
>pretty sure I got bailed on for friends fiancees bday party, was told they werent doing anything but when I went over I heard they saw some other friends (still drink) and some some presents in the house
>took videos of me in my blackout state making a fool of me that they want to play at their wedding, I asked them not too because I find them incredibly shameful, was instantly yelled at and told no
>I was supposed to be the grooms best man which insulted me more theyd do that to me
>started to reply less to them, effectively ghosting them (which I do feel bad about but dear lord was I insulted)
>friend reached out again two weeks ago, still havent replied but honestly have no want to

Am I over reacting? I am the healthiest I have ever been, honestly dont miss sipping NA beers on their couch while they got hammered and played games. I always got the feeling theyd be so much happier if I fell off the wagon

>>33570372
Of those, what is happening is probably the most important. They will want to know, for example, if you have normal social skills: if all of your pictures are selfies, that strongly suggests you have no friends; but a pic of you participating in social activity, taken by someone else, is a good sign. Similarly, if you want to convey that you are fit, a picture of you participating in a sporting event is good. Or if you want to show that you like animals, have a picture of you with a pet.

>>33570419
I get it. It's too draining. I'm a disfuncional person too in that respect.

>>33570427
They're toxic knobheads bro, you're better off without em. I've known people like this, they don't care about you or your wellbeing/progress

>>33570431
Feels like it. Havent done shit in the past two months as my bff is now 2nd shift and another friend moved away but dear lord no part of me misses them

>>33570427
You're in your 30s. Enough horsin around. Stay sober. Stay away from thise degens.

>>33570427
Also just read this part
>I asked them not too because I find them incredibly shameful, was instantly yelled at and told no
What the fuck lol, these people aren't good friends at all
Seriously bro I wouldn't contact them again
Getting sober does open your eyes to who actually gives a shit about you... rock on anon

Women, if you make a mistake and I want to correct it, what is the most appropriate way to do it?

>>33570374
God I love being so much taller than 90% of women. They're so small and cute.

>>33570437
I mostly just feel bad about the ghosting on my end, but when I hang out with other friends and I see that they wouldnt treat me like that it just reaffirms my choices. They wanted to play videos of me black out at a bar that I regret because they found me entertaining. Beyond shitty to do to someone who coped with depression by drinking

>>33570444
That's what jock culture is. I wouldn't want to be a part of it, you don't want it either.

>>33570448
They arent jocks, just toxic people I guess

>>33570451
Just untermensch

Men's turn are you incel?

>>33570436
Kinda the way I see it, getting sober I have dropped 120lbs and my anxiety and depression doesnt exist anymore

>>33570427
>Am I over reacting?
I'd say staying away, thus not reaction, is not overreacting at all.
They might not want to have you around anymore, because you are a reminder of what they are. Call it jealousy or laziness on their part, but I think that is likely.
You see that "if I pretend everybody is evil, it's ok for me to be evil too" mentality even here on 4chan every single day. So your friends don't want to see you, because they can't handle you becoming a better person.

I've had friends over or gone out with friends where sometimes nobody, sometimes everybody and sometimes just some drink. If your friends liked you for who you are, they'd be ok with that too.

>>33570427
This unfortunately is very common when someone goes sober in a friend group of heavy drinkers. They're scared of being judged and take your sobriety as an active insult against their behavior. That's why they're responding aggressively. In their mind, you are attacking them, so they feel justified in "defending themselves".

>>33570457
>bingo card
I'm clicking hide post, you retard

What's the point of relationships if every foid will cheat?

>>33570457
>likes frogs
lol

What counts as consoomer?

>>33570457
Guess not?

>>33570462
I think the dude is cool with it, the fiancee clearly not so much by her comments. She sits on her phone and just drinks since I got sober. I get the feeling shed rather be out with others that drink.
>>33570463
I dont give a shit if they drink. How ever they did get a bit mad I wanted to go on a hike and go out and DO SHIT for my bday a few months ago instead of bring them beer and sit on their couch.

>>33570457
Just the right 3 of the top row, vidya, boring, and substance abuse

>>33570457
who wants me?

>>33570457
easily

Aand the thread went to shit.

>>33570396
ok bye

>>33570457
Since when does liking frogs make you an incel?

>>33570457
I am not sure how consoomer and clingy are judged.
So optionally you can add those.
I've never been an incel though.

>>33570465
>What's the point of relationships if every foid will cheat?
You're right, there's no point. Please, never try to date anyone.

>>33570472
>I dont give a shit if they drink. How ever they did get a bit mad I wanted to go on a hike and go out and DO SHIT for my bday a few months ago instead of bring them beer and sit on their couch.
Sorry, I didn't clarify. I'm not saying that you're judging them. I'm saying they've made up a world in their mind that sober people are judging them. It does not matter how much you say otherwise. They will think you're lying. They'll also rarely admit it aloud anyway. Instead they'll say you're no fun, that you're bringing down "the vibe", etc. Their vibe is killed due to the fact that being perceived by a sober person makes them anxious.

You are not at fault here. There is really no fixing them or convincing them, especially when they are speaking as a group. Because if anyone goes to your side, then the others could interpret that as another attack on their drinking. You might be able to convince a couple one-on-one and spend time with them outside of the group. But you're not going to get anywhere as long as the most offended ones are around making noise.

Women, if you make a mistake and I want to correct it, what is the most appropriate way to do it?

>>33570493
Punch your own balls.

>>33570457
Damn, I only hit 1 but I did get column 2. That's the only one though.

>>33570440
>>33570493
Gary pls.

>>33570440
>>33570493
There is no correction. She is beyond saving. Break up with her immediately and mean it.

>>33570496
Done. Now what?

>>33570457
What do femanons think?

>>33570374
short men are hot

>>33570489
Yup, still talk to one of the dudes from the group, he took my side and said I was treated like shit and also understands why I want nothing to do with the couple. The couple? Future husband and I have been friends since middle school so its hurting more to drop him. I could see him saying sorry yeah he fucked up but his fiancee probably wont budge on the whole playing videos of me hammered part. I would rather not have friends than friends who treat me like this. I legit dont miss them, like I miss the constant person to talk to but I dont miss his fiancee posting videos of me in the group chat over a year after I have been sober. Who the fuck does that shit? I dont think she is happy I got sober

>>33570457
What can be considered ''edgy'' and any example of niche interests/hobbies?

Do women want this?

>>33570457
f but i'm not an incel or a femcel apparently

>>33570444
Don't feel bad dude, you said it yourself, they care more about using you as a clown because you do stupid funny shit when drunk, than actually being a supportive friend and wanting to see you get well
Don't regret ditching toxic people, you gotta put your health (mental and physical) first

>>33570516
>clingy
can i have you pls?

>>33570509
what is the short threshold?

>>33570374
She could wrap her legs twice around me

>>33570457
Close but no cigar lol
Am a virgin at 27 tho so checks out

>>33570523
KING

>>33570516
Any good coomer stories?

>>33570518
Yeah I mean I cant think of any other reason theyd just bail on me and as SOON AS I got sober started to see other friends more who still want to drink. I have other friends who are thrilled I am sober and getting healthier. Shit I saw friends for the first time in years recently and they are more supportive. I was going to send a text explaining why I cut them out but I just cant bring myself to care enough.

>>33570428
most of my pictures are vacation pictures but I’m just standing in front of a monument or building, not striking any funny poses or stuff like that. I imagine that’s probably the issue

>>33570523
Forgot aerogance.

Why they hate us? :(

>>33570510
>Yup, still talk to one of the dudes from the group, he took my side and said I was treated like shit and also understands why I want nothing to do with the couple.
Good!

>I could see him saying sorry yeah he fucked up but his fiancee probably wont budge on the whole playing videos of me hammered part.
Let me reframe this for you. HE won't budge on the whole playing videos of you thing. He is not a passive entity in his own wedding and marriage. HE is doing this TO YOU.

Regardless of whether the video is played, the fact that his fiancee does not support you means that neither your friend nor his fiancee are going to defend you against the rest of them who will also be in attendance. I don't see going to the wedding being a positive experience for you.

Why are you hanging out with both of them? Why won't your friend see you alone?

>>33570532
Huh?
What's wrong with putting incels on watchlists?

>>33570527
>I was going to send a text explaining why I cut them out but I just cant bring myself to care enough.
What is your goal for giving them an explanation? What do you hope their reaction will be? What do you expect it will be?

>>33570532
Because we are weirdos

>>33570457
A dork, but not an incel. If I was born during the 1950s and was in high school in the early 60s my name would be Eugene... But I'd probably be obsessed with fixing radios.

>>33570457
Whew, thank goodness.

>>33570510
She might not be happy you got sober, because her man is still a regularly drunk fuck.
Does she drink often too?

>>33570532
Was this about the fappening?

I don't like this game

all i have to do is get up one more time than you

>>33570525
Thank u <3 though I prefer queen desu
>>33570530
>aero
I'm relatively grounded...
>>33570527
>started to see other friends more who still want to drink
Let them wallow in their den of degeneracy
>I just cant bring myself to care enough
You shouldn't, they clearly don't care about you
>>33570532
Damn I want to fry an egg now
I'm going to bed but doing that in the morning
>>33570535
>What's wrong with putting incels on watchlists
Do you really want to watch what they goon to

>>33570532
women, why do you only put chad on your watchlist?

>>33570547
Good luck, you know I am doing better than you.

>>33570538
Hold on, lemme fix it a bit... I don't really consom.

>>33570533
He also said no right after his fiancee said no, I think he lacks balls and has always been a bit of a push over. She used to punch him at bars when she made him mad and he didnt do anything about it. The fact that I was supposed to plan his bachelors party while they planned on playing those videos of me really drove me up a wall, there is no chance Id enjoy that wedding. She will cry if she leaves him and we do things just us. I wish I was kidding. I have seen him 1:1 maybe twice the past five years.
>>33570536
Itll probably be the dude gas lighting me or lying right to my face and me sleeping a TAD bit better at night for not ghosting them. They still have a few of my things too.
>>33570543
Oh shes always hammered with him

>>33570484
pepe, you ignoramus

>>33570509
short men hands wrote this post

>>33570558
Only absolute retards got that.

fuck this gay world

>>33570561
good thing we're on 4chan

Women would it be weird if I wanted to fuck you every time you got up to pee?

>>33570562
woaw take it easy man

>>33570493
speak kindly

>>33570553
sure. i may still be doing bad. maybe better than before. but ive proven time and time again i can weasel my way through hell. much like a cockroach. and i've weaseled far enough to not stop now.

im not the strongest, the fastest, or even the smartest. but im a cockroach. im stubborn. persistent. inventive.

>>33570477
yooo

>>33570511
You know on a second thought, yeah I am clingy but I hide it so women don't think I am weak (is Latino culture, is shit but it is what you have to do in order to not getting cheated)

>>33570570
Hola, edad?

I just started university and this one girl at a party said that I look like a model, like really look like one. It felt really good to get compliments. We talked a for a long while. By the end of the party I think she got tired and she became more cold with me. I just hope that she didn't get tired of me.

Anyway, I wish women would compliment me more. Girls take it for granted.

>>33570561
i'm unbelievably tired today, so i qualify

>>33570570
milkers is just a myao larp right?

>>33570575
Some dude not even in a wig.

>>33570567
No >:(

>>33570573
yeah i used to get that. occasionally still do (although now mostly from men). i doesn't make me feel anything, never did. how am i supposed to respond to a compliment like that?

>>33570569
You certainly weaseled yourself out of every friend you ever had.

>>33570572
emommy

>>33570573
>I wish women would compliment me more. Girls take it for granted.
THIS! Hell...I think I wouldn't even be a misogynist if this ever happend to me more often. Well, also if I wasn't begin manipulate by my all-females family, or had a present male figure in my life, or stop envy women.
I should better walk my dogs right now

>>33570581
I thought you were speaking spanish for a second there, edad is age in spanish, I was asking how old are you.

>>33570579
I said thank you. It felt really nice.

>>33570575
>>33570577
kek
actually no

>>33570578
had to hide your disgusting post

>>33570581
<3 I love you mommy milkers

>>33570582
Holy ESL...

>>33570593
<3

>>33570582
>I wouldn't even be a misogynist if this ever happend to me more often.
I've received some good bit of female attention throughout my life. But women never flirt with you by say something nice. It's as if it doesn't even cross their mind.

>>33570589
Nta but did you actually look at the picture properly lol, it's just a pizza...

I think I was expecting more from today.
Oh well, time to sleep.
Good night, atoga.

>>33570599
>it's just a pizza
Yes, pizza is a disgusting food.

Femanons, thoughts on "I have no enemies" men?

>>33570600
I'm also going zzz cause got shizz to do tomorrow, night doggo <3

>>33570600
What's so special about today

>>33570493
I just want to see the same retarded dance I have to do for men for them to fix their shit instead of doubling down.
>hmm... yes, that's good, well done!
>but thinking about it... look, there... i have a feeling that there's something there...
>could it be...? what could it be? you say it!
>i can't believe i missed that! Very Well Done! wow, i hope i can be as diligent one day

>>33570594
Chupame my penis
>>33570598
>But women never flirt with you by say something nice
I know that, and I don't care about flirting. I just want to feel like I am an actual human begin

Men are retreating from relationships, from institutional demands, from collective obligation. Not by cowardice, nor nihilism, nor weakness but by sacred refusal to collude with a world that has hollowed out the feminine into parody and severed eros from its mythic root.
This retreat is not a conscious movement toward soul, for most men have not heard of soul. It is not a deliberate descent into myth, for most don't remember the myths. And yet it happens, everywhere.
Men retreat not in search of the feminine within but in search of refuge. They turn away from real relationships, work, education, not because they hate women, but because the outer feminine devoid of beauty, of function, of soul has become unrecognizable and if given a choice between emptiness and the parody, they choose emptiness. They choose nothing rather than violate what remains of their inner integrity.
But it is there in the void that the great possibility stirs.
Even if they do not name her, do not know her, have never met her, still within that emptiness the anima awaits.
She does not need to be reimagined, reengineered, or "updated". She does not ask to be made familiar to the modern psyche. She need only be seen, once. As she is in the dark, without distortion, without irony, without demand.

This act of remembering is enough.

Because where culture collapses, myth re-emerges and where men descend into the silence beneath language, soul prepares its next eruption. The anima was never meant to be found in daylight; she is born in shadow, dwells in dream and speaks first through absence.
So let it be said: true virtue is born in darkness.
And when men meet her there not as escape, not as fantasy, but as a reawakening they will return. Not as obedient citizens of a broken world, but as bearers of the fire, as visionaries, warriors, poets, and builders, not of new systems but of meaningful life.

This is not disappearance, it's gestation.

Yea, suck that nigga dick, you fucking chud.

What happened to Trini?

>>33570599
it's what it brings to mind that's disturbing. no different from a picture of the real thing.

>>33570611
Posted her pretty hand in the previous thread and probably got instantly banned for doxxing herself.

>>33570609
>This is not disappearance, it's gestation.
So men are becoming women.

Incels are the biggest faggots. Holy shit.

Imagine the world we can create if femanons and manons loved each other

>>33570606
It had potential at one point, it was directly heading towards something... but then somebody probably chickened out.

>>33570613
Oh right, that's understandable
Just wanted to let you know tho (cause ik it can be disturbing) that it's just an edgy joke with someone laying a pizza on their arm lol
>>33570603
>pizza is a disgusting food
OK this convo is over

>>33570573
>Girls take it for granted.
Please specify that you're talking about the top 30% women all men simp for. I've been told I was moderately attractive one time and even that was a somewhat evasive and autistic statement by an overweight jobless guy I'd already been dating for months

>>33570621
:/ there is always tomorrow

>>33570618
imagine mormonism

>>33570618
The only femanon I love is JH but that's besides the point.

>>33570618
Some people are not worthy of being loved.
Tolerated, yes, but not loved.

>>33570618
Women don't love me and neither I do. And is fine for me

>>33570618
If you all stop being ironic as fuck because you are bored it'll happen.

>>33570625
Hope so. I am never giving up.
Nighty night now, anon.

>>33570633
gn fren

can a woman hold me for a few moments and tell me it's ok to cry?

>>33570632
this isn't actually true but it's fun to imagine

>>33570618
>The HR lady is incelsexual
uh oh femanon, guess I'll have to call in sick...

>>33570637
It's okay to cry anon

>>33570623
>you're talking about the top 30% women all men simp for
Okay, now, consider that I am a man and have been just told that my face is perfect and that I genuinely look like a model. Let's say that I am in the top 30% of attractiveness. How often do you think I get compliments from women in real life?

>>33570637
that would fix me

women what causes do you feel strongly about?

>>33570643
oh god don't ask

>>33570641
Probably never outside of long term relationships, women tend to learn very quickly that complimenting men is leading them on and they'll lash out if pussy doesn't follow

>>33570639
stop being retarded

>>33570457
Could be worse honestly

women is a man being a coomer really so bad. You'll likely become his favorite by just being his gf.

>>33570640
so I don't have to resort to self harm instead of crying?

>>33570656
Just cry, youll be okay

women can you do the thing?

do we have any atoga success stories?

Can most here not drive a car? I see a lot of that on 4chan.

girls do you like b-boys?

I wonder if that girl who wanted to masturbate with squash balls still posts here.

How can I prove to unc that I stand on business but the crashout is valid because yns was wilin

>>33570457
Eh

Men are retreating from relationships, from institutional demands, from collective obligation. Not by cowardice, nor nihilism, nor weakness but by sacred refusal to collude with a world that has hollowed out the feminine into parody and severed eros from its mythic root.
This retreat is not a conscious movement toward soul, for most men have not heard of soul. It is not a deliberate descent into myth, for most don't remember the myths. And yet it happens, everywhere.
Men retreat not in search of the feminine within but in search of refuge. They turn away from real relationships, work, education, not because they hate women, but because the outer feminine devoid of beauty, of function, of soul has become unrecognizable and if given a choice between emptiness and the parody, they choose emptiness. They choose nothing rather than violate what remains of their inner integrity.
But it is there in the void that the great possibility stirs.
Even if they do not name her, do not know her, have never met her, still within that emptiness the anima awaits.
She does not need to be reimagined, reengineered, or "updated". She does not ask to be made familiar to the modern psyche. She need only be seen, once. As she is in the dark, without distortion, without irony, without demand.

This act of remembering is enough.

Because where culture collapses, myth re-emerges and where men descend into the silence beneath language, soul prepares its next eruption. The anima was never meant to be found in daylight; she is born in shadow, dwells in dream and speaks first through absence.
So let it be said: true virtue is born in darkness.
And when men meet her there not as escape, not as fantasy, but as a reawakening they will return. Not as obedient citizens of a broken world, but as bearers of the fire, as visionaries, warriors, poets, and builders, not of new systems but of meaningful life.

This is not disappearance, it's gestation.

>>33570678
no spam pls

/atoga/ moids,

Are you why that part of the hallway smells like fish?

You know that flinging your seed into the garbage can isn't insemination, right?

>>33570684
fish is the foid odor.
men are onions and feces at worst.

>>33570516
my gf

>>33570686
>men are onions
No, men are bleach/chlorine

>>33570607
Good point.

Would you as a man let your girl eat your ass if she wanted to?

>>33570659
ok I'll try to cry, it's not easy for me but I'll try

>>33570691
yeah, why not

Men are retreating from relationships, from institutional demands, from collective obligation. Not by cowardice, nor nihilism, nor weakness but by sacred refusal to collude with a world that has hollowed out the feminine into parody and severed eros from its mythic root.
This retreat is not a conscious movement toward soul, for most men have not heard of soul. It is not a deliberate descent into myth, for most don't remember the myths. And yet it happens, everywhere.
Men retreat not in search of the feminine within but in search of refuge. They turn away from real relationships, work, education, not because they hate women, but because the outer feminine devoid of beauty, of function, of soul has become unrecognizable and if given a choice between emptiness and the parody, they choose emptiness. They choose nothing rather than violate what remains of their inner integrity.
But it is there in the void that the great possibility stirs.
Even if they do not name her, do not know her, have never met her, still within that emptiness the anima awaits.
She does not need to be reimagined, reengineered, or "updated". She does not ask to be made familiar to the modern psyche. She need only be seen, once. As she is in the dark, without distortion, without irony, without demand.

This act of remembering is enough.

Because where culture collapses, myth re-emerges and where men descend into the silence beneath language, soul prepares its next eruption. The anima was never meant to be found in daylight; she is born in shadow, dwells in dream and speaks first through absence.
So let it be said: true virtue is born in darkness.
And when men meet her there not as escape, not as fantasy, but as a reawakening they will return. Not as obedient citizens of a broken world, but as bearers of the fire, as visionaries, warriors, poets, and builders, not of new systems but of meaningful life.

This is not disappearance, it's gestation.

>>33570691
Yeah I would

>>33570691
Fuck yeah! That'd be awesome! I'd love that world! Especially when she drops the ring and goes for m-

Oh wait I'm dreaming again.

>>33570691
she'd have to really want to. like weeks and weeks of begging.

>>33570691
If she ate the booty that just means she ate worse things in her past.

What are the top 5 things one should never do in your country?

>>33570703
1, DWB

>>33570691
maybe

need femanon to eat charcuterie with

>>33570507
Let's watch Jojo together

women would you let a man stick his finger in your mouth?

>>33570713
Sure, sounds fun! I haven't watched anything passed Stardust Crusaders

Summoning my druidess…

>girl I've been seeing for the last month sends me a flirty snap that's clearly not meant for me
Is it time to disengage?

>>33570688
I curse you to 3 dates with Austin Powers with a million times the sleezy weirdness that feels like a century.

>>33570718
How old are you anon? Also drop email

woke up 10 minutes ago and i'm already tired

>>33570507
what are your niche interests?

>>33570719
Hi baby
(灬º‿º灬)

>>33570714
>women would you let a man stick his finger in your mouth?
Yes, but then I would bite it as hard as possible.

Myao, have you ever worn clown makeup?

Girls, I'm going to give you the best advice you will hear all day: bangs look like shit on you, always.

>>33570734
What about asian bangs on asians?

>>33570686
Male feet smell like olive oil and vinegar, and the texture of the soles of their feet looks like the cheese on a pizza

>>33570732
is that supposed to be bad?

>>33570667
Who gives a fuck about them?

>>33570686
but I shower twice a day! I don't smell like onions!!! D:

>>33570737
Cute

Have you ever met a woman who was surprisingly nonchalant about having been raped or nearly raped?

This one woman I know who was kind of an unemotive geek told me about how her friend dragged her to a party and a bunch of desperate guys cornered her and tried to force kisses on her and grab her pussy.

It was a serious assault but from her tone of voice when she disclosed this you'd think she was talking about getting bit by a mosquito.

>>33570711
You're french?

>>33570743
You're retarded.

I'm curious what a pussy would feel like around my finger

>>33570457
I’ve never been diagnosed with autism and I don’t think I’m autistic but I do stay up late playing games an awful lot.

>>33570725
>How old are you anon?
26
>Also drop email
is that allowed?

>>33570729
I like reading about the local economies and news of random countries you probably wont think about. Been reading about Grenada recently. I have other nerdy hobbies, but they probably arent very nice per se

>>33570734
M
Fuck you, I only like women with bangs

Are any Gaylors here upset by Taylor x Travis?

For any non-Gaylor Swifties, do you see it like Taylor says about it being your English teacher and your gym teacher getting married?

>>33570748
Wow, rude.

>>33570754
Huh, you sound interesting. How are we supposed to see Jojo together then? Honestly it'll have to be tomorrow but just wanted to see how that was going to work out. Where are you from?

>>33570731
At least make it somewhat believable lmao

>>33570754
Nta
I’ve done it 4 times and never got in trouble

>>33570739
>is that supposed to be bad?
That depends if you want to keep the top joint of your finger or not.

>>33570754
>I like reading about the local economies and news of random countries you probably wont think about. Been reading about Grenada recently. I have other nerdy hobbies, but they probably arent very nice per se
What do you think about the impact of climate change on Kiribati and Tuvalu? I know the latter is working on their evacuation plan for not if, but when, the country ends up completely underwater like a real life Atlantis.

>>33570734
Shit taste. Bangs are hot

>>33570761
KEK

>>33570747
This kind of thing happens to women often enough that you can't afford to let it destroy you.

>>33570703
>What are the top 5 things one should never do in your country?
In America, you should never:
1. Walk on someone else's residential property (you might get shot)
2. Be naked around your family outside the context of sex (it can be interpreted in American culture as a sexual grooming behavior)
3. Burn or pee on the national flag or refuse to stand for the national anthem
4. Talk back to or act confrontational to a police officer
5. Say that your or any other country is better than America

>>33570752
>I'm curious what a pussy would feel like around my finger
Like your mouth, only without the tongue or teeth.

>>33570747
Yes, and I’m also nonchalant about being raped myself.

>>33570769
When I was growing up as a teenage moid and watching my Japanese animes I was used to watching scenes where a woman sobbed and showered in depression and contemplated suicide after getting raped. But there were also comedy or 'romantic' scenes involving usually gay and sometimes lesbian rape in anime so I wasn't sure what to think, because let's be frank I got all my ideas of human behaviour from Japanese animations.

>>33570760
"Taylor Swift is engaged!"
:/

"TayTay is engaygay!"
:O

>>33570773
When I tell people I was raped they act shocked and horrified but I tell them the situation was funny. I literally got raped by a gothic junkie and his bandmate when they dragged me into their van by my legs. I wasn't even a big fan, my friend took me to see the show. But they started ripping up my dress and taking turns leering and giggling and dicking me down. The fucked up part was how one of them would French kiss the other while he was raping me.

>>33570772
the inside of a mouth is smooth, the inside of a vagina is not

>>33570761
Post your card

I often watch Miami Vice reruns and wish I was a cool guy like Sonny Crockett, but then I realize if I were really in that type of setting I'd be more like one of the informants or witnesses he fails to save as they get gunned down by a gangster at the end of the episode.

What is the female equivalent of this realization?

>>33570404
No. That's like a frequency of family dinners if you're rich.

>>33570457
No, but I got 2 bingos, possibly 3 depending on what counts as being a coomer

>>33570778
>inside of a mouth is smooth
The soft palate isn't.

>>33570440
In private, like calmly.

Why do 4chan anons lie about only Americans being fat when I have in fact met many pudgy and beer bellied Britons in the food desert towns of northern England?

Is the reason the American military doesn't allow autists to join because they are aware of a prophesy that autism will cause global thermonuclear war?

>>33570788
england is such an embarrassment of a country that it'd be too mean to bully them for being fat on top of everything else

>>33570513
Yes

>>33570691
No, that's whore behavior.
I'd like to know about that upfront, though, so I can dump her faster

>>33570523
Retard, you have 3 bingos.

How to become someone's thread crush?

>>33570788
England exists as a rounding error for the rest of the world.

>>33570766
I couldn’t give a fuck about whatever Starwars planets you’re talking about. I just wanted to say:
Climate change is the gayest fakest invention since AIDS
>evacuation plan
More migrants incoming

>>33570788
Americans being fat is a stereotype older than any 2 people itt put together. Old habitats die hard.

>>33570783
Rich people really have family dinners that often? I grew up middle class and we only had family dinners four times a year. The rest of the year we were on our own to figure out what to eat, and often went without any meals at all on any given day. On the bright side, I had a good figure from eating so little.

>>33570794
Step 1, give good advice.

>>33570794
1. Be femanon
2. Post yourself

>>33570762
why not, made a proton
manon1234321@proton.me

>>33570764
cant hurt i guess

>>33570766
I actually havent heard of Kiribati, but i've definitely read about Tuvalu. Crazy that the entire country is less than 10,000 people.
>the country ends up completely underwater like a real life Atlantis
This actually happened in Lazarus, the anime that the Cowboy bebop director made some months ago lol

>>33570799
That's it? Why are you so easy?

>>33570788
England has a higher obesity rate than the US

>The universe is definitely a simulation.
>Run by nobody.
It's all so tiresome, bros.

How've you nerds been? Where's that chronically online virgin who insults everyone and dresses in Ross Dress For Less drip.

I've missed that little nigga.

How do I get a boyfriend?

>>33570797
I've never heard of any fat Americans other than Benjamin Franklin during the 1770s through 1790s.

Where do I meet clingy gf

>>33570800
>>33570802

>>33570805
Literally go outside and flirt with a guy

>>33570805
be clingy

>>33570805
One, you lock the target.
Two, you bait the line.
Three, you slowly spread the net.
And four? You catch the man.

>>33570805
I wish I had someone to snuggle, converse and share life experiences with

>>33570808
That's how Kittenposter and Mayo started as thread queens

>>33570789
Well I guess I better start digging…

does motherly love feel as nice and warm as mommy asmr?

>>33570794
1. Be femanon
2. Be nice
3. Be fun to talk to

>>33570806
>1790s
You think there are two posters here whose combined age is 235?

>>33570816
Only if your mommy gave you a happy ending massage once a week, then filmed it for her audience and split the proceeds of the sex tape with you. That's what my old middle school classmate's mommy did to him. It's why he was a millionaire in his teens.

>>33570801
What's your zodiac sign lol

>>33570814
I don't want as much attention as them, just one anon crushing on me is fine. Any more than that is scary.

>>33570777
sorry that happened

>>33570818
Immortalism (that's a misnomer, it's actually extreme longevity) is a real genetic condition, but most people who experience it don't advertise.

>>33570821
Just add a name

>decided to check to see if I'm blocked again
>old snap GC I was in with her lets me open chat with her
>check the add contacts tab
>see her profile under contacts and she's no longer under invite friends
>try to open profile
>doesn't let me open chat again
>still see her under contacts though
Was I briefly unblocked or something? Fuck me why did I try checking this shit, there goes my healing lmao.

>>33570824
Names are scary too.

>>33570821
Post hair

I've been having men bukkake on the bald spot on my scalp so the hair will grow but their semen isn't working as a growth stimulant. Is there something else I should be doing instead?

>>33570819
I listen to wholesome mommy asmr you sick freak

>>33570828
I don't want a thread crush who will crush over something as basic as my hair.

How many anons on /atoga/ do you think are on the Sex Offender registry where they live?

>>33570831
Oof burned kek. To have a real crush one has to get yo know you personally

>>33570805
Step 1: Be a woman (optional)
Hope I helped you!
>>33570802
Becasue I can't love myself and is easier for me to depend on others love to function. I cook, clean, listen to you, but can't help myself. As long as you (or any woman who show me at least one bit of affection) is happy, I am happy no matter how shit you make me physically or mentally
>>33570804
Meh helped my mom with her small entrepreneurship, went to daily therapy session, tried to read a few stuff for university then spent hours playing the binding of isaac. What about you?

>>33570831
Why not just get a real crush

Straight women: opinions on bisexual men who have been with other men and trans women?
Am I wasting my time with you and should I just stick to other queer people

>>33570827
What are some unique traits you have

>>33570714
chomp

>>33570719
boooo !!!!

>>33570733
ummm yes (?) was a mime for halloween once

or jus messing around w makeup lols

>>33570835
Not me. I haven't been caught.

>>33570841
A massive red wart on my genital area surrounded by a rash

>>33570802
If giving good advice is so easy then why aren't you doing it yet?

>>33570829
retard, you have to crush estrogen pills on your shampoo

>>33570840
Were you with women before you learned you were bisexual?

>>33570844
quirky chungus coded post

>>33570846
You mean the same shampoo I use as genital lubricant when I tug my willy?

>>33570835
JH

>>33570840
>Straight women: opinions on bisexual men who have been with other men and trans women?
Those are called AIDS monkey's

>>33570838
Because I like it here.
>>33570841
Not comfortable enough to say.
>>33570845
What do you need help with?

Femanon we got into an argument and I spat on you. How do you feel?

>>33570853
Really? Who did she sexually abuse?

>>33570853
JH can sexually offend me anytime she likes.

>>33570856
break up

>>33570840
>spreading your faggot disease to women
so glad I'm a chudcel

>>33570855
k, so you are just attention whoring

>>33570856
disgusted

severity depends on where tho

>>33570856
Why would you spit on your cat? Bad anon.

for the lads and the ladies

would you consider it cheating if (assuming this were possible) a version of yourself from the future arrived and tried to sleep with your wife

What would you do if you walked in on a couple, and they weren't just having sex naked, they were cutting and scarring each other's genitalia area's with swiss army knives? Would the scenery of this behaviour haunt you?

>>33570863
>>33570854
Safe sex and std tests are a thing you polcel weirdos

>>33570855
You should help people who aren't me. I'll get a crush on you when I see that you have a genuinely kind heart because you're nice to everyone.

>>33570865
Sorry. :(

>>33570855
Moid hands are typing these posts

>>33570825
ok now it seems I can open the chat and browse old messages but can't open her profile, interesting

>>33570840
>t.

>>33570859
>>33570867
>>33570868
How do I make it up to you?

>>33570842
>ummm yes (?) was a mime for halloween once
>or jus messing around w makeup lols
Cute, can you wear it for me on our date?

>>33570873
shameless but i'll forgive you

>>33570870
Get help

Do women use their own, their best friend's, and their boyfriend's armpit sweat as a form of sauce or thickener when cooking? I was told by a female cook at this one restaurant that she and her boyfriend who also works there mix their armpit sweat into the olive oil they prepare on salads or coat their wraps and paninis with.

>>33570835
Not me. Not a fan of sexaul assult, I rather make women feel pain in other ways that don't involve sex. Otherwise I would be so raped in prison (I look like pic related but Brown) and that's the reason I behave like a good boy and keep all my pain inside like a man

>>33570856
turned on (do not reply)

Femanons can I watch you practice

Femanon, you wanna do this?

>>33570805
Go on dates with men who are respectful of you and not looking for sex.

>>33570870
What is the movie Crimes of the Future

I'm thinking about my ex again, someone make the pain stop please

girls, what finger do you finger yourself with?

>>33570886
>Only date men who don't want to have sex with you because they're gay, asexual, or not interested
What kind of goofball logic is this?

>>33570812
Do you perchance live in socal?

>>33570885
yes

>>33570888
I've been thinking about mine since we broke up, can't say when it gets better but 4 months isn't it.
I hope she gives me another chance some day.

>>33570777
I got violently raped before I was even in school and most of the people in my life didn't take it seriously

>>33570890
...Hi?

>>33570889
Middle

>>33570891
I try not to frequent that thread

>>33570877
disinfect my skin / the surface ur saliva splattered on

id prob slap u

>>33570878
can i wear the squeaky round ball noses n pull up on a unicycle

>>33570890
I never said that.
She's looking for a bf not sex.

I have a gf. I like her a lot, but I still can't get over my other friend I've had a crush on for 2 years. I strongly regret never making a serious move on her. She'd honestly be my first choice, but through a serious of events, I've ended up with girl #2, who is great in her own way, but I still can't get over girl #1.

Should I tell her this?

>>33570877
death

>>33570898
Wha>>33570899
>can i wear the squeaky round ball noses n pull up on a unicycle
Yes, then we can get into my clown car

haiiii!
i am eating taco bell for the first time in weeeeeks. new midnight mt dew is actually v yum

>>33570901
You literally said she should date men who don't want sex.

>>33570842
>boooo !!!!
I’m scared now ;_;
You dressing up for Halloween?

>>33570877
vasectomy

>>33570899
noooo pls don't slap me

>>33570840
Not a woman, but I hate you subhumans more than flaming fags. At least their shit is contained.

>>33570903
Yes, tell her. Be open and honest

>>33570907
I said not looking for sex sorry you're too retarded to understand the concept of a hook up.

>>33570457
Apparently double yes.

>>33570906
What flavor is it?

>>33570903
no, you should not tell her that

>>33570903
it's over

okay new scenario:
Femanon we got into an argument and I never spoke again. I just never talked again. Like pure mute. How do you feel?

>>33570903
NO

>>33570884
I don’t know what the plan is for fall.
>>33570885
Yes

When did you realise most of your life trauma is your own fault?

For example when I was a child a school teacher at my school bruised my face bloody and threw me against a wall, grabbed my throat, elbowed me, and punched me many times. All because I had tried to pick at a small wart that was growing out the back of her ear that I felt like it shouldn't be there.

>>33570903
Yh if you wanna ruin your relationship.

>>33570913
>>33570917
To clarify, I'm asking if I should tell my friend I've had a crush on. I'm obviously not telling my gf (at least not until after I sort this out)

What are your thoughts on the possibility of no longer existing?

>>33570923
you're mentally ill

>>33570920
i'm dating a retard

>>33570920
Rethink my life choices and place in the universe

>>33570928
Afraid of accomplishing nothing before I'm gone

>>33570926
N O
What the fuck is wrong with you? Learn to appreciate what you have and stop missing what never was

>>33570928
This reminds me of an Age of the Empires III game I played through where the enemy factions killed all of my peeps except one of my villagers that they missed and I used him to rebuild my town centre, main fort, etc. before rebuilding an army and demolishing everyone else on the map.

>>33570926
Yes. Tell your friend you have a crush on.
I was in a similar situation and told my bf about it from the time we met. I was actually open and honest with the guy I was dating about my crush, from the go.

>>33570928
I think it’s fair

>>33570905
woa :0

>>33570908
yes !! (dont call me childish pls)

no idea what ill be yet, prob just go out with friends that night

>>33570910
my slap force isn't very high dw but i could always flick u

>>33570928
I don't really think about it

>>33570928
I don't like it, but we all have to deal with it. I intend to enjoy the time I have as much as I can.

>>33570931
been so sick and literally in this position all day

>>33570894
it's been 4 months for me too, almost 5 at this point, never thought about suicide more than I do now, fuck those people that say that it's better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all, FUCK THAT I was less miserable when I didn't know what love felt like, now I desperately crave it!

>>33570898
What do you mean?

>>33570943
/soc/al I think it was a joke

>>33570931
This is how I look when I'm lying in bed phone posting

>>33570933
I do agree you should appreciate what you have and don't think your crush knows who you are or has ever noticed you. But be honest with them about your feelings.

>>33570928
I have never experienced non-existence, therefore, non-existence does not exist on a conscience level

When did you realize there is a strong possibility that you are far too mentally ill and retarded to ever do your dream job?

Femanon if I dated you, what would make you feel special?

>>33570944
T_T

>>33570894
>>33570942
4 years post-breakup here. It gets easier, you just need to power through and keep reminding yourself - it didn't work out before, it won't work out again.

>>33570923
I shouldn't have walked so far from the secure zone at the boy scouts camping that got me with some girls who beat me up in the mud and I shouldn't put in the supermarket groceries those Oreos as a kid that made my grandmaangry for eating sweets as a kid. But hey, now I eat all the sugar I want in order to gain weight or develop diabetes, who's laughing now?
>>33570948
I want to work at pest control, do I need to be sane for that?

>>33570948
My dream job would fit my mental illness pretty well

Would you rather your country of residence had zero migrants, or double the amount of migrants ?

>>33570948
eerie fucking post. Like 40 minutes ago.

>>33570948
27
When I got my first real job and it was a bullshit job where I just sit around and wait for someone to tell me what to do all day.
It's humiliating.

>>33570946
I see no potential positive outcome. I think it's a bad move.

>>33570899
I want myao to spit on my face :3

Do some schizophrenia spectrum people lie about having more 'normal' brain diseases like ADHD and OCD so people don't realise they are talking to a 100% complete nutter?

Likewise, do some autists lie about being just ADHD so people do not know they are autistically retarded? For example I know this one lass who says she has ADHD but her behaviour seems very autist.

>>33570946
>don't think your crush knows who you are or has ever noticed you.
My crush is literally one of my close friends. I literally could have dated her if I wasn't a pussy incel back then

>>33570956
0 because I'm not insane and a liar.

>>33570956
Zero
If I had my say, we'd just block migration from certain regions

>>33570915
how are you a shut in but not a loner

>>33570963
No, you couldn't have. She would have turned you down and you would have stopped being friends.

>>33570962
schizophrenia, ocd, *and* adhd are literally all on the autism spectrum.

>>33570956
>tranquillity lane vs the DC metro
Hmm

>>33570942
>>33570952
I'd give anything to see her smile and hear her laugh one last time, even if it meant I'd never have a chance to see her again, just to end things without any animosity between us. It's my fault she left, even if it wasn't me cheating or hitting her or anything I still fucked up and was never really given a chance to make up for it. If I ever get that chance I will do things right for sure. And if I falter then I pray God will smite me for being a liar.

>>33570956
Double the amount of migrants. Let 'em in!

>>33570948
The last 2 US presidents have been a senile and schizophrenic respectively, so I don't consider mental health to be much of a barrier

>>33570943
>>33570944
It was. pretty funny imo.
And no, if I did live in calo - I would want to be in the hills

>>33570806
Maybe Ben Franklin discovered electricity so he could microwave hotpockets and burritos while having intense diaheria in the ye ole' declaration of wooden stool

>>33570976
They are also rich and able to pull strings. You are not.

>>33570970
You don't know that

>>33570949
>all these femanons getting chad PTSD

>>33570979
get their strings pulled*

>>33570969
Nta
Have friends but don't leave the house much or at all.

>>33570955
same

>>33570976
Where's the evidence of schizophrenia disease?

>>33570936
Dude, chicks think I'm you.

>>33570949
would that make YOU feel special ?

>>33570961
noooo !!!

we could swap it tho

>>33570980
And you don't know that I'm wrong. So again, stop pining for the unknown and try to appreciate what you have.

>>33570984
I once lived in a neighborhood where several of my neighbors came over to my house specifically to suck on my dick.

>>33570988
Yes, but I'd have naughty thouughts

Women why you can't repress your emotions? Why if you are feeling miserable you have to make anyone around you miserable?

>>33570973
How do you think things won't go worse if you tried again?

>>33570995
That's her mating call. Just talk to her.

>>33570995
I'm happy when someone else absorbs my misery

>>33570977
:( oh okay, which hills, there are a lot here but only rich people live in them lol.

>>33570997
Oh yeah so I get GTFO'd, great advice Anon
>>33570998
I see. What else?

>>33570996
Big issue we had was we both drank heavily. I've stopped entirely so I won't be able to black out and do things I don't remember.

@femaons

Clingy gfs aren't real, they can't hurt you

Has ATOGA ever had a relationship blossom from meeting the partner here?

>>33571003
>What else?
That's it really

>>33570986
Not literal schizophrenia, but schizophrenia in the broadest colloquial sense.
Nigga just says random shit with no care for anything outside the hour he's currently in

Women, what advice do you have?

>>>/vr/11969091

>>33571007
Several.

Any gender, I'm F
I'm a trendsetter that no one seems to like? It's something I've noticed more with age, even with subtle things like phrases or ideas I have. For example I had a job where I had a program and people wouldn't acknowledge it or me, but when I left they all copied it. What does this indicate but why does it also make people dislike me?

>>33571006
Women are, and they hurted me a lot in both ways
>>33571008
Damn

>>33571005
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ALwKeSEYs&pp=ygUSeWVzIHN0cmVldCBmaWdodGVy

>>33571011
Where Valk when you need her

>>33571016
you have BPD and the holy spirit.

>>33571007
Oh god did I fucking try... I'm done bothering.

watching 22/7.
whatvhu up to anons?

>>33571023
jerking

>>33571007
a third of atoga users are just broken couples that kvetch at eachother indirectly.

>>33571007
M
I wish

>>33571021
So does that mean I have good ideas but am just unlikable?

>>33571011
What advice is there to give? It's a very simple game from 20+ years ago

>>33570988
>we could swap it tho
how? like I spit on your face?

Gender
Console or PC?

>>33571028
Yes. But you are unlikeable because people are shitty, not because you're actually unlikeable.

>>33571004
That sounds like it could go poorly in a number of different ways.

>>33571031
M
Generally PC but I've bought 3 consoles so far this year.

>>33570988
>we could swap it tho
OH wait you mean we can swap spit as in we could kiss?

>>33570992
*bonks u on the head with yet another rolled up newspaper*

bad !!

>>33571030
sigh

>>33571026
Slight misunderstanding. It's a third of the thread if measured by weight, but by headcount it's just BlueValkyrie.

>>33571035
Well no way to know unless I get another try. Worst case I'd at least like a chance to part ways amicably this time so I'm not stuck with this pain.

>>33571031
M
PC plus Switch

>>33571034
That makes me really sad. But thanks for answering

>>33571031
M
i agree with >>33571040

>>33571039
I've been in your place, and let me say, "this will be the time we do it right" is pretty much always a lie. It can get so much worse.
Just move on. That's the appropriate thing to do after a breakup.

>>33570937
It’s not childish lol :)
I’m gonna be dressing up this year too!

>>33571041
Don't be sad. God likes people like you more because you do good things and deal with shitty people. You're blessed, I guess.

>>33571031
M
PC nothing after the ps3 is worth owning
>b-but bloodborne!!!!!
overrated game

/atoga/ becomes exponentially better with every namefag filtered.

>>33571044
I'm sure I will eventually but I got in my feels again today and right now I just want another chance. And if that chance ends up with me worse off at least I know it wasn't meant to be.

Women what kind of men do you NOT want?
Aside from obvious rapist/abuser/etc

>>33571037
ow, paper damage

>>33571031
M
Depends on the game, but PC for shooter and sandbox games, consoles for rpgs and platformers

What would your reaction be if you found out JH or any other known person from here died?

>>33571037
>sigh
no no sorry sorry I realized what you meant after I clicked send!!! yes we could swap spit

>>33571048
I probably will lose my blessing because I think about killing myself constantly and will likely end up doing it.its a miserable and lonely existence and my soul is tortured

>>33571052
Fat
Bad teeth
Insecure neurotic bitches
(I'm male btw and just describing myself)

>>33571051
it could breath new life into you guys and your relationship and end up working out and being better than before.

>>33571056
sad
it's like when incel forums slowly become frozen in time as users kill themselves, no one being there to bump any of the threads

>>33571056
I'd feel sad of they were nice like JH but if they were jerks I'd feel nothing.

>>33571050
That's a cool function. Though I'm not gen z or a millienial, I have a life and gave up on the retardation that is likes since I quit Reddit. That and I usually find people who try to set themselves as an outlier are assholes, because they are miserable for no reason, other than needing a mood disorder medication.

>>33571056
I would probably be sad if it were someone I like.

>>33571062
I mean honestly the brief period where we tried to sorta patch things up and were still texting I feel neither of us were able to heal at all. So if anything a couple months no contact is probably for the best if she does let me back in. But as of now I have no real way of reaching out and just have to pray for forgiveness. Maybe some day I'll forgive myself.

>>33571051
But then you'll pine for her again and think that this time will be the time it all works out, and if not, you'll have closure. Before you know it, you're in a loop.

>>33571056
I'd be sad if anybody* from here died honestly.

*except ENTJ, I'd be delighted then

>>33571056
We can't really find this lut unless they are namefags. We're anonymous

>>33571068
same

>>33571031
>no F replies
Femanons are consolefags

>>33571060
misery is good because it's what god feels for each of us at the state of the injustice of the world. God says once you belong to him nothing takes that away because you're a renewed person. Don't kill yourself. The world needs good people more than shitty people.

>>33571061
Honestly I feel like at least 2/3 of these describe most of the thread, male or female.

>>33571050
Agreed

>>33571031
M
PC

>>33571076
Thank you anon

>>33571056
I'd feel bretty bad about it
But most people here could be AI bots for all I know

To both genders
Let's say you have a surgery done.
It goes badly. You lose 1/3 of your blood and have to be put on oxygen.
You spend a few days in the hospital.
Two doctors disagree on whether you should be sent home. The first one wants fewer patients to mess around, the second says you're not safe yet.
The first doctor has a fit of rage and rips your sutures out; the second doctor quickly puts new staples in.
Should you sue the first doctor for medical malpractice or just let it go?

>>33571080
no problem. You're a good person don't forget that even if life is hard sometimes.

>>33571070
I mean I had a similar situation with the girl I was with in hs. Once she cut me off a second time I realized she was gone for good. If I was mature enough to do that 8 years ago I'm sure I can do it now.

Atoga -
What is your opinion in Bhad Bhabie vs Alabama Barker?

>>33571083
<3 so are you
Thanks for seeing me

>>33571082
Can we be done with these retarded questions?

>>33571031
M
Console. I had a ps3 and a ps4 both for christmas. Sometimes I play Far Cry 2 but nowadays I just play The Binding of Isaac
>>33571061
Hold on WE can answer >>33571052 ???
Insecure
Shy
Boring
Submissive
Dependent of others approbation

Also the lil bitch who is complaining about a breakup. JUST FUCKING MOVE ON AND STOP CRYING!!! There are many other ways to feel like shit and more important than whinning about some random dude or dudette

>>33571082
Is that a sue-able offence? Probably report them?

>>33571088
It's something that actually happened.

>>33571082
Let it go

>>33571047
oh what are u gonna be ???

>>33571053
don't make me give u bite damage instead

>>33571057
yayy !!

lmyao ur good

>>33571085
celeb death match?

>>33571086
glad i could help, ty for hearing me
life gets easier might be hard today but this too shall pass

>>33571082
To Err is Human, to Forgive Divine.
In the Name of Our Lord Jesus Christ, Let It Go.

all anons in long term relationship here rn be ready for a generational crash out over a shut up ring soon.
thanks taytay.

>>33571085
New Mortal Kombat characters?

>>33571085
Literally fucking who?

I would really like hang out with /atoga/ posters irl. Silence doesn't bother me we could sit and enjoy it. “Enjoy the silence” by DM and “Wonderful life” by Black

>>33571094
If you bit me I'd keep it a secret ;P

>>33571102
I would like that

>>33571099
Good thing I missed out on the long term relationship. No one likes me that much.
F

>>33571102
me too, but wouldn't you guys be bothered by me smoking?

>>33571102
Please be in the UK

>>33571102
That sounds like a perfect date. We could share snacks, too.

>>33571102
/Atoga/ VRChat meet up when?

>>33571102
No one in this place is from Argentina

>>33571106
As long as we are in the open I won't mind. Even inside I won't complain really.

why are you fags so wholesome. Femanon was nice to me three times today.

>>33571106
I like to smoke, but have no conecc

>>33571111
I am close'ish

Women does getting drunk make you horny?

>>33571113
We brining back niceposting, smilebaiting and wholesomemaxxing

>>33571113
The world is shitty enough; why add to the pain?

>>33571113
Becasue I don't want to end up doxxed
>>33571115
Piola

>>33571109
BAHAHA IS THAT STARSHIP TROOPERS?

>>33571107
Sadly not:(
>>33571108
Share a snack. Share two.

Gender
How much do you like Animal Crossing?

>>33571102
I feel like this would end in disaster

>>33570375
i read fanfiction, the published ones are weird and soulless. true horny freaks do it for the love of the game.

>>33571116
No

>>33571117
How did you know I was the kind poster?

>>33571125
>true horny freaks do it for the love of the game.
Mad Respect.

>>33571123
Never played it

>>33571123
M
The only one i played was New Horizons. It was fun for a while. Wish the villagers did and said more stuff

>>33571123
M
I liked the Gamecube one the most and have a lot of good memories of playing it around Christmas time. It was the first way I was really able to play NES games too.

>>33571123
M
Never played it but looks fun.

>>33570995
im in therapy specifically because i repress most of my emotions. the only one that really slips out is anger. not sure if thats what you're talking about

>>33571132
Me laughing not caring about outliers.

HumanMan

>>33571137
Has it helped?

>>33571128
>How did you know I was the kind poster?
I didnt. But now i do

>>33571141
Fear of relationship

>>33571121
Yup, caught it on tv the other day and I've been making references since.

What should I fap to?

>>33571123
I like knowing that women play games.

>>33570375
someone drop a pdf

>>33571141
Any form of self expression man

>>33571141
Hategurl
.. Philophobia

>>33571146
great flick

Me and femanon

>>33571141
Sickman

>>33571125
what's the most fucked up thing you had read that turned you on?

Men
How much of a red flag is it if a woman your age has dated much older (ie an early-mid 20s girl dating 30-40 yos)?

>>33571141
Jobman

>>33571158
dickman

I really hate women.

>>33571147
Your imagination

>>33571161
It isn't
I tried to fuck my (former) friend's mom a few years back, it'd be hypocritical to complain about a girl going older.

>>33571161
That was my crush, so I just kind of look at her as a missed opportunity and date women that like me for me.

>>33571157
have I made you that angry?
(˚ ˃̣̣̥˂̣̣̥ )

>>33571094
I think I’m gonna go with a very black metal get up and wear corpse paint. Keepin it simple lol. Last year I was fox mulder from the x-files but my hair was relatively short then…

>>33571161
Hmmm, probably like a yellow flag 2bh

>>33571165
Would you have sex with one?

>>33571161
Not a red flag imo. It's only a red flag if they date 60+ year olds

>>33571165
Cats or dogs?

>>33571161
That's just normal, all girls have a fetish for Daddy.

>>33570805
You can get boyfriends on here. I'd reccomend ohio anon, he's a very average poster type for here.

>>33571142
im pretty new to it so im not sure. right now it serves more as a time where i can release emotion from my past and i cry almost every time. in my normal life i don't open up to anyone, not my parents or friends, and i only cry maybe once every few months. but im sticking with it and hoping ill get more out of it

>>33571123
M
A ton I grew up playing it and still play it occasionally

>>33571161
Dating at all is a redflag for me, I want a pure, virginal gf.

>>33571177
We have a GIMP user here

Gender
Would you have sex in a cemetary?

femanon did you know medieval nannies used to give handjobs to calm their male wards? It was the modern equivalent of giving a kid a smartphone in order to shut them up.

>>33571186
M
Absolutely not

>>33571161
It's not

>>33571172
I have before. Not sure if I ever will again.
>>33571175
I like both and have had both.

>>33571186
M
No way

>>33571186
M
Sure

>>33571186
M
Yes I'd find it so romantic and hot.

>>33571190
>I like both and have had both.
Adorable.

Hi fine shyt

>>33571186
M
With a goth girl maybe

>>33571186
Yeh.

>>33571198
Why do you say that?

women thoughts on being cream pied

>>33570457
No bingo, just blah.

>>33571177
>>33571185
Free/Libre Open Source Software counts as both Boring and Niche.

>>33571202
Men with pets are always good.

Pretty woman posting in this thread. Pretty woman the kind I'd like to meet.

Where do I go to meet women who aren't turbonormies?

>>33571186
ABSOLUTELY

>>33571205
Maybe, idk. Too bad women hate us anyway.

>>33571160
when i was in middleschool i read a story about a bitchy female foreman on a construction site who was mean to her male working crew, and they straight up cemented her into a fucking wall and gangraped her. then they kept her there for weeks until the construction is done, and there was a fucking part where he set up a like cement mixing pylon as a vibrator overnight, it was super retarded and kinda evil and it made a huge impression on me. i found it again years later and with my experience now it's kinda fucking cringe. i've read worse but that's the most memorable

>>33571206
All femanons are 8/10 + they just downplay a lot

>>33571186
sure, where do I sign?

>>33571193
>>33571197
>>33571200
>>33571201
>>33571211
Sounds like a great way to end up haunted or devoured by zombies

>>33571210
Women and turbonormies are the same thing.

>>33571213
How did she go to the bathroom?

>>33571186
Male
I have. At dawn on all hallows day.

>>33571216
you silly anon, zombies aren't real

>>33571216
I'm already devoured by zombies every day.
IT'S CALLED LIVING IN SOCIETY.

>>33571213
do women share your spicy reading with other women in a undisclosed way at all?
or is that something you know other women do/enjoy but you rather keep it private?

>>33571179
what happened to hating him

>>33571186
M
Yes I like goth girls and they like me too.

>>33571216
The creepiness and danger factor is what makes it more exciting.

>>33571224
Ok calm down joker

Women
I live near a cemetery. Could we head there for sex instead of staying home?

>>33571224
Society eh? It's always the quiet ones.

>>33571161
Small red flag. People do worse shit these days than dating older. Hell, one of these days I might BE the older man. Fuck knows what this life has in store for us.

>>33571217
I meant women who are more into books and vidya instead of dancing at clubs and spontaneous international travel.

Any femanons want to hug?
I'm feeling so sad rn, a wave of depression just hit me.

>>33571232
sementary
kek

>>33571237
You fucking bitch

I’m broke, bros. My crypto portfolio has gone up 10x but I still don’t want to sell so I’m fucking broke.

>>33571224
truth tho

>>33571181
I am like that too. It is good that you can cry there. Do you like your therapist?

>>33570375
That is wrong.
The term "cow" is female.

>>33571236
Yes, same. I need a hug SO bad
F

>>33571238
uhhh what did I do?

>>33571239
10x 0?

ARGH damnit all wish we could teleport to each other and just fuck or hang out whenever we feel like it with other /atoga/ posters

>>33571246
I meant it in a nice way

Femanons,
I've know this girl and she's otherwise perfect for what I'm looking for in a woman, the only issue is that she's fat. How do I convince her to lose weight with sounding like a shallow asshole?

>>33571252
soooo you say that while you twirl me in the air and kiss me hard?

>>33571137
I guess it kinda answers my question. But still women just can't repress, they have to hurt others if they are having a bad day
>>33571141
WomanMan
>>33571161
I don't believe in the red flag bullshit
>>33571186
M
As long is not near a war veteran's grave. I guess is fine?

>>33571221
i don't remember if it was brought up

>>33571161
Depends on the why.
Almost certainly not. That said I knew a bunch of girls into that because they thought older meant they had to be more mature, despite displaying absolutely no maturity whatsoever. That kind of dumb is a red flag.

>>33570457
this is what I deserve for being brown

>>33571245
~wraps my arms around you
Life is so difficult, I hope you feel better

>>33571210
I'm a manwhore. In the interest of time I made chatgpt give you a list. Networking gets you better hangout but these are entry level.

>>33571250
It would just be a bunch of dudes, the femanons would never show up.

Women would you still love me if my penis turned into a worm?

>>33571258
I say it while I shake my head and smile, before twirling and kissing and etc.

>>33571255
Get her to work out with you/teach her how to lift
As a fat girl I would love if a guy did this with me

>>33571255
gd, i know im chubby but i didnt think i was THAT fat.

>>33571255
You'll just have to get her into bed for a few hours every day. Easiest way to make a woman you like lose weight without her even knowing

>>33571255
put adderall in her coffee

Does anyone else feel really bad sometimes

>>33571275
Yes, multiple times a day

>>33571265
So? We're all beautiful and sexy bisexual men here.

>>33571103
u suuuuuure ?

>>33571170
hot lols

holy shit my sleep schedulenis fixed im so sleepy rn sorry

goodnifht everyone

>>33571269
is for you own good. I'd still want regardless.

>>33571268
i met her in pretty random ass circumstances, I'd suggest to start losing weight on your own merit.

>>33571278
No we aren't.
>>>/lgbt/

>>33571275
Yh that's just life

>>33571275
That's life bro

>>33571275
All the time

>>33571279
tt

>>33571280
Wait what? I was just offering advice for a question you asked and it feels like you're being mean?

>>33571281
Oh so you're just bisexual then? Aight

>>33571275
I do but then I blame women.

>>33571210
school, work, family
That's it.
If you talk to strangers at concerts and shit, you will meet the most extroverted people in the entire society

>>33571275
>doesn't exercise
>eats like shit
>doesn't drink enough water
>goes to bed late
>doesn't sleep enough
>doesn't work on personal projects/grow
>doesn't have any intimate relationship or close friends
>why do I feel bad all the time?
you are doing this to yourself

>>33571226
i dont have a relationship like that with anyone, no

I hate Tinder but I need a boyfriend

>>33571259
i dont really see how its different from men. i grew up witnessing my father's anger issues and him taking out his stress verbally on my mother and throwing things. if i have a bad day i just isolate and distract myself

>>33571292
I do all those things.. but I don't have a boyfriend so no intimate relationship

>>33571288
Didn't meant to be mean, but, what's stopping you from losing weight now?

>>33571275
Yeah obviously.

>>33571292
Trust me, once you are doing all that shit, you will still feel bad, it will just be for different reasons (you will be stressing yourself day and night working a packed schedule 100 hours a week of rat race stuff and have no time for decent sleep or rest)

>>33571279
night mayonnaise

>>33571294
Pick one of the moids here and date him just not me tho I'm fucked in the head

>>33571292
Only like half of those are true

>>33571280
>for you own good. I'd still want regardless
ok, i will start dieting and working out. cutting chocolate milk from my diet first thing!

>>33571294
Does tinder actually work? I always thought it to be an embarrassment to use it but now I am realising that a lot of people use it. I am so out of touch

>>33571179
I thought he was kill??

>>33571293
don't you have any female friends?
how come you don't?

>>33571294
Go to your nearest manga store and act confused

>>33571294
Download the /atoga/ app

>>33571279
sweet dreams *kisses your forehead*

>>33571227
He's just not for me. Some other femanon can have him.

>>33571239
It's not necessarily going to happen but I am looking forward to the possibility of all these crypto lords having no access to anything tangible and no life skills whatsoever to back them up. Friends of a former coworker literally spend all their time playing vidya and farming various forms of video game gold. Meanwhile they literally can't do anything. At all. They barely can microwave ramen.
On paper, they probably had more financial assets than I did. But zero abilities or skills. If the bottom drops out, they have nothing.

It's a bizarre way to exist to me. Like fat slobs who orchestrate their lives to become weaker and less healthy.

>>33571302
care to point out which ones aren't true and why?

>>33571297
When did I say anything was stopping me or that I wasn't working on it? You are being rude and presumptuous

>>33571294
Date some guy you know. They can't be that bad, right? Are they all asian nerds or what?

>>33571303
:)

I am getting tiered of shitposting all day