Thread 33578716

I feel like I need to get ripped before I start visiting hookers. Am I the only one who feels this way? I feel like I'm not worthy unless I'm sufficiently lean. I'm not obese (I am actually clinically underweight)
>just get a girlfriend
That's not possible.

>>33578716 (OP)
>Am I the only one who feels this way?
Yes.

bro nobody cares, just shower and clean ur pp

>>33578716 (OP)
>I feel like I need to get ripped before I start visiting hookers.
I won't read threads that are so jaw-droppingly moronic that you know OP can't be helped.

>>33578716 (OP)
Get ripped anyway. Then go to the hooker and ask her if she likes your muscles, and leave and don't fuck her.
Btw this is a hilarious scene in Magazine Dreams, you should watch it, OP.

>>33578716 (OP)
At first I was like this. Now I'm kind of the opposite. It's funny to see how far you can push it with being disgusting.

I like to smell really bad these days, and I fart loudly then grunt loool.

The best idea is to keep the house clean, so they don't know how disgusting you are, then once they're commited gradually ramp up the gross level.

You can actually get away without paying if you go so far because they won't go through with it (smegma and a big skid marks) but that only works with out of town girls because you lose a valuable hooker otherwise.