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Anonymous No.33592283 >>33592561 >>33593044 >>33593568 >>33593583 >>33594270 >>33611756 >>33612184 >>33613076
I desperately need to become wealthy by February
Please tell me how to do it. Please put me on to the 2025 Q4 method unpatched. I just wanna be one of those guys that make at least 10k in profit a month by networking and sending emails and negotiating or whatever from their bedrooms so that I can show my parents my earnings and it can ease their woes

Please please oh please give me the method (maybe even multiple methods) in detail. Help a fella out here. Help get him out of the trenches
Anonymous No.33592318 >>33592323
you have to be born into wealth its not something you can get
Anonymous No.33592320 >>33592336
If you can't answer that question yourself, then you will never obtain wealth and are destined for exactly where you are now, no further only perpetual exact same where you are now.
Anonymous No.33592323 >>33592495
>>33592318
I was not born in wealth, Though my parents became very wealthy later in life. I am very wealthy now as well, but that I built from nothing and did not take money from my parents.
Anonymous No.33592336 >>33592513
>>33592320
So mentors don’t exist in your world?
Anonymous No.33592478 >>33592561 >>33594500
i think amazon fba is decent my boy does it but idk 10k montly by feb is crazy no joke best advice id give is to learn to play poker, go to local card houses or casinos. take like a month to really learn how to play well, courses, play online, etc, and you can win consistenly. its high risk but high reward. i play and while i dont play high stakes i 100% have profited and have probably tripled the money ive put in. granted i play games with plebs at home games and im pretty decent but i genuinely think you should do texas hold em poker
Anonymous No.33592495 >>33592530
>>33592323
maybe you weren't born into 'money' but you were necessarily born into bourgeois social conditions nonetheless which is what i really meant by wealth.
Anonymous No.33592513
>>33592336
I have never had a mentor in that way. I'm self-taught and self-made. Whenever I saw it mentorship I end up teaching them. The only person in my lifetime who has mentored me is my father. Not on vocation, but skill set. I can do carpentry, plumbing, electrical, etc. I will never have to hire out for a utility job unless there's a need for large industrial equipment, and in those cases I can always rent it and still do the job myself.
Anonymous No.33592530 >>33592540 >>33612354
>>33592495
No, my parents didn't have two pennies to pinch together. The wind blew through the house I was a baby in, we had to wrap the house with insulation and plastic wrap every winter to insulate it. My dad built my family home in it's place. I grew up cutting coupons and doing odd jobs to make ends meet. My father work to the bone to provide for our family.

I was blessed with an amazing family. My parents have true love. Through them I learned that there's nothing more important than that, everything else is a peripheral indulgence. If I lost everything today, I could have nothing but love and be happy.
Anonymous No.33592540 >>33592551
>>33592530
top ten things that didn't fucking happen you gay exaggerating hyperbole retard
Anonymous No.33592545
There is one social condition that I do agree that to me being who I am and achieving all I have.

My parents love each other and have always put each other above all else. Any and all outside circumstances are just that. Outside. This love doesn't require money or any outside conditioning. It comes from who My family naturally is and how we care for each other.
Anonymous No.33592551
>>33592540
I told the truth.

Whatever your reaction is, is on you.
Anonymous No.33592556 >>33592613
It does make me wonder why my truth upsets you so much.
Anonymous No.33592561 >>33592579
>>33592283 (OP)
op shut the fuck up
>>33592478
read this please
Anonymous No.33592579 >>33592586
>>33592561
Anonymous No.33592586
>>33592579
literally the only actual piece of advice on a board called advice FUCK im telling you to play poker its literally the only way to do it if you arent already dumb rich
Anonymous No.33592613 >>33592631
>>33592556
because it's annoying when retards do all sorts of mental gymnastics to attribute their success to the qualities they possess as if by some magical power vested in them, in their 'individual' merits, when in reality they just ended up on the better end of the stick... congrats bro you had the opportunity to 'overcome' your obstacles - not everybody gets to overcome things like some anime character instead they get fucking steamrolled systematically and logically from birth, get raped by abuse and drugs that always fester at the bottom of the socioeconomic totem pole... the fact that you had some kind of loving family is the most bizarre part of your gay it's a wonderful life esque story since normally people who grew up in bad socioeconomic conditions have the opposite of that being surrounded on all sides by animosity and bitterness. either you are very old and went through all your troubles before the world turned to shit or you just mistake the relative squalidness of pre-digital life for some kind of poverty... it just doesn't accord when people say 'oh yeah i was born impoverished but overcame it through hard work and effort' bitch shut the fuck up if you're even beginning to relate hard work to reward in capital terms then it already means you had a favorable relation to capitalist society at large regardless of what ur fucking house was made from or whatever...
Anonymous No.33592631 >>33592640 >>33593931
>>33592613
It sounds like you like playing victim.

I'm sorry you did not grow up with loving parents and a good family.

I did and despite the world being against us in many ways we stuck together and overcame it.

I do agree that who my parents are, who I am is rare. Others are unable to grasp the concept of selflessness for each other knowingly and choosing to hurt for the other to be there for them in their time of need knowing that they will do the same when you need them.

That's the basis of my family's love and we have only prospered from it and overcome all difficulties.

My parents came from nothing. They got engaged and married out of high school, pack the truck up and drove out to Seattle. Lived in a spare bedroom of my aunts and then moved into a roach apartment while my dad and mom worked to build a place in this world for each other. All they had was the money in their pocket.

I came from nothing. We made something of ourselves and each other.
Anonymous No.33592638
Anonymous No.33592640
>>33592631
not reading all that but probaly all of this can be summed up as youre the exception not the rule
Anonymous No.33593044
>>33592283 (OP)
Buy low. Sell high.
Anonymous No.33593568
>>33592283 (OP)
I won't read quick cash threads. Create a longterm plan.
Anonymous No.33593583 >>33593865
>>33592283 (OP)
"Sending emails" about what, OP?
What exactly do you think is supposed to happen here that will build you vast wealth within a few months?
Anonymous No.33593865 >>33593994 >>33593999 >>33594080
>>33593583
>What exactly do you think is supposed to happen here that will build you vast wealth within a few months?
Someone will provide me with an actual method instead of common sense advice that everyone knows and I will work hard to dutifully follow it until the end . I don't really need to be certifiably rich within a few months, but by then I do want to be able to know for certain that I really am on my way there and soon. Maybe 3-5k monthly by winter, 10k monthly by summer. I need to reiterate that I am prepared to basically become an ascetic to dedicate myself to making it happen
Anonymous No.33593931 >>33593994
>>33592631
you sound so fucking gay and retarded
Anonymous No.33593994
>>33593931
You sound jealous and insecure.

>>33593865
If you think you can make that much bread in that little amount of time then you're in a far worse position than I realized. It's not happening bud.
Anonymous No.33593999
>>33593865
>Someone will provide me with an actual method
So in other words you want someone to do all the actual hard part for you? Understood.
Anonymous No.33594080
>>33593865
make a friendslop multiplayer videogame in unity and hope it becomes the next big one
Anonymous No.33594270 >>33594368
>>33592283 (OP)
>make at least 10k in profit a month by networking and sending emails and negotiating or whatever from their bedrooms so that I can show my parents my earnings
Lmao anon, you're fucked. Just give up on that $10k a month idea, you have no skills.
If you want SOME income then you can go to Craigslist, buy used video game consoles and then resell them on eBay.
Anonymous No.33594368 >>33594372
>>33594270
>I have no skills so I couldn't help you with your problem even if I had a gun to my head
ftfy
Anonymous No.33594372 >>33594404
>>33594368
Nah, I can say this because I achieved OP's goal. It took 9 years. You're not going to have that in a couple months, lol.
Anonymous No.33594404 >>33594410
>>33594372
Where there's a will there's a way doe. I'm just here to test my luck that maybe some kind soul will provide me with a way. Basically everyone in the world is just looking for something shiny to waste their money on. I just don't know what specifically that could be marketed and sold for factors more than the cost of production. I feel like the market of boomers would be easiest to market towards since the interests of the youth are super volatile, but temu basically already has everything that they want. I need to come up with some new thing for them to want
Anonymous No.33594410 >>33594439
>>33594404
>Where there's a will there's a way doe.
Yeah man, I want to be able to beat Michael Jordan at basketball in 6 months. When there's a will there's a way bro.
Anonymous No.33594439 >>33594446
>>33594410
Did I say I wanted to be a billionaire? If you said you wanted to excel in college basketball and had the makings for it, 6 months would be feasible. I have the makings, I just don't have the makings to do it 100% on my own, which practically nobody does. How do you make your money and why is it impossible to reach your level with a few months of dedicated hard work
>inb4 because you are a retard
I'm not
Anonymous No.33594446
>>33594439
>If you said you wanted to excel in college basketball and had the makings for it, 6 months would be feasible.
No, actually the only times this has ever happened are when the athlete already went pro in another sport. But from my estimation, you aren't pro-level at anything, otherwise you'd already be making money.
Anonymous No.33594500 >>33602587 >>33602595
>>33592478
can you recommend some courses/learning content? tyty
Anonymous No.33597589
Helloooo? Methoooooood??

Methooooooooood to spare???
Anonymous No.33600674 >>33600728
pl0x
Anonymous No.33600728
>>33600674
Start a company doing some mindless shit like sheetrocking.
Anonymous No.33602587
>>33594500
check out brad owen on youtube. he uses alot of lingo but if you watch enough, youll start to understand.

if you go on rutracker, there are alot of paid courses that are free because well its a torrent website.

i would reccomend learning cash game poker. theres a bunch of shit on youtube, and if youre really into it after a while, you can pay for courses with discounts from certain poker youtubers, like brad owen. seriously cant reccomend that guy enough, its entertaining enough to watch, and youll start getting a bunch of recomended content that you can just fill your brain with.

its hard to practice if you dont have a casino near you; online games are a much different scene, with a different playstyle. but casinos are the best; theyre filled with 50 year old retards who are on vacation and are drunk. if you have any amount of skill you will absolutely fleece them. my buddy does this and hes made so much fucking money it pisses me off.

but yeah, tldr watch brad owen and go on rutracker for courses, then look into payed courses. only play irl unless your autistic and like the online sweatfest. yt is key here
Anonymous No.33602595
>>33594500
oh and i should add poker isnt some degenerate method, its a job for many people. like, if you genuinely take it seriously, and you enjoy playing, you can 100% make a really succesful career on it. but you gotta stick with it. good luck though, op, im assuming. lmk if you need anything else
Anonymous No.33606319 >>33606730
Bump
Anonymous No.33606730 >>33606764
>>33606319
there is no such method. If there was people would use it, and after enough people started using the method the payout of the method would certainly quickly decrease as people hog the trough.
you could get 3 jobs and live on olive oil, potatoes and milk. that would net you some money quickly
Anonymous No.33606764 >>33606845 >>33608893 >>33608933 >>33609406
>>33606730
That would be a lot of money spent on raw milk. And there clearly is such a method, and the payout doesn't decrease because the methods are esoteric and heavily gatekept. I have hope that someone will bless me and spill a good one here. What I'm expecting is to be instructed on what to buy for cheap and resell relatively easily at a large profit on ebay or marketplace or amazon or whatever. It's just next to impossible to know what will sell well without some kind of insider information
Anonymous No.33606845
>>33606764
selling slop on steam seems kinda profitable. like this
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3091340/Metal_Thunder/
300 reviews for 15$ is 80 00$ in revenue steam calculator says.
this is slop cobled together with plugins from unreal marketplace, not a single thing you see here is made by the developer.
if you have any artistic sense(wich I doubt you have) you could create some I interesting demo for a boomer shooter and get hooked up with a publisher that will give you money to finnish your game like what happened to the dev of cultic
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1684930/CULTIC/
(this will eat into final profits massively, but you want money fast)
this is of course infeasible if you don't already can either code, art or make games already, in such a short timeframe. But cobbling togheter unreal slop might
Anonymous No.33608893
>>33606764
rude of you to disappear like that
other genres that seem to do kinda well and need least amount of effort
-dungeon crawlers
ea was right about the "nerdcave", if you don't need to make millions though
-cruelty squad-like
oddbal fps games seems to have a audience on steam right now
-rougelikes
this genre won't go away anytime soon
Anonymous No.33608933
>>33606764
>What I'm expecting is to be instructed on what to buy for cheap and resell relatively easily at a large profit on ebay or marketplace or amazon or whatever.
Anything that's easy will never be revealed for free, ever. There is no reason to introduce more competition.
Anon No.33608980
Make porn . The most powerful form of equivalent exchange but what’s exchanged is your morality brokecel
Anonymous No.33609406
>>33606764
im the poster from the poker and amazon fba thing the only way you know what to buy and sell on amazon are these tracker things that you have to pay for, but dont do that method its a slow grind and doesnt net alot of money in the end, you need to be super tapped into the tracker and discord servers etc for call outs, literally just do poker bro its the only way to get 10k a month that quickly
Anonymous No.33609633
What makes you think somebody's going to pay you 6 figures to "negotiate" matters you admit to knowing nothing about?
Anonymous No.33611756
>>33592283 (OP)
If you can do stuff other than be at the computer, sell drugs
Actual way to make money fast
Anonymous No.33612184 >>33613057
>>33592283 (OP)
Real estate. Find tax delinquent properties, contact the owner to see if they want to sell. Get a number they'd sell at. Then prospect to find people looking to buy real estate. Join the two together. Use the buyer's money to buy from the seller and the difference in prices is what you put in your pocket.
Anonymous No.33612354
>>33592530
when did boomers start posting on 4c
Anonymous No.33613057 >>33615174
>>33612184
Wouldnt the buyer figure out that I’m just a middle man, cut me out and go straight to the seller? How would I prevent that?
Anonymous No.33613076 >>33613155
>>33592283 (OP)
>10k in profit a month by networking and sending emails and negotiating

I'd say sell cocaine but your post has me convinced you're a retard
and bad things happen to retards who go in this business.
Anonymous No.33613155
>>33613076
I would settle for $10 profit
things are not going well
Anonymous No.33615174
>>33613057
This is done all day every day. That's like asking "Why go through the real estate agent when I can cut them out and work directly with the seller"

It doesn't happen like that. They don't have the property until YOU have the property. They don't know who the owner is if you don't tell them. As far as they're concerned, it is yours. Or it's a family member. It doesn't really matter. You are the connection to the property they want. They have no idea how you came across it. Just that you have it. So unless you're a dumbass who says
>Yo, I got this property that I found because it's delinquent on taxes. The owners contact number is X. Please buy from me instead of them
You have nothing to worry about.